Jerma Plays Bad Games (Part 3) | Jerma985 Compilation

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  • @NotOnLand
    @NotOnLand 10 місяців тому +359

    It's very weird how many of Jerma's bits rely entirely on people randomly stumbling across his stream at the exact time he's doing said bit. So much effort just to trick _maybe_ 1 or 2 people into thinking he's an idiot.

    • @januarymarchant
      @januarymarchant 10 місяців тому +45

      Most of them are just him trying to save face after being caught doing something embarassing, like say he was breathing really loud and not talking for a very long time, after being called out he'd just say "haha can you imagine a stream where the guy just breathes heavily and nothing else, ok no one say anything, this is to /trick/ new viewers" and then he'd just keep breathing heavily and say nothing. He's not weird, he's an evil genius

    • @DeniedFella
      @DeniedFella 8 місяців тому +19

      To be fair, the first time I saw Jerma he was talking about washing clothes and after 2 minutes I tuned out. For 2 years I was like "why do people like this Jerma guy, he just talks about mundane shit". Then, I clicked on him one more time when he was playing that climbing up game (forget the name) and was like "Oh I get it".

  • @mythcat1273
    @mythcat1273 11 місяців тому +339

    Jerma covering the lap dance scene with a facecam instead of just skipping the cutscene is baffling

    • @JoNarDLoLz
      @JoNarDLoLz 10 місяців тому

      He wants to be the one giving the lap dance, not receiving it

    • @KohlGoodison
      @KohlGoodison 10 місяців тому +33

      cant miss the good stuff

    • @ExtraQuestionableContent
      @ExtraQuestionableContent 9 місяців тому +46

      He wanted to see it for HIMSELF

    • @Uncle_.Dip69
      @Uncle_.Dip69 9 місяців тому +3

      or covering the whole screen

    • @UNALLOYEDSLOP
      @UNALLOYEDSLOP 7 місяців тому +13

      He wanted Joey for himself

  • @NestorTheMindSculptor
    @NestorTheMindSculptor Рік тому +662

    LIFE IS PAIN. I HATE-

    • @x24sonic
      @x24sonic 10 місяців тому +66

      what i love so much about that line is the fact it gets cut off like that alters the meaning. he doesn't necessarily hate himself like jerma initially intended to say, he just Hates in general

    • @Tttt-740
      @Tttt-740 9 місяців тому +9

      That’s great!

    • @dilfasriel6354
      @dilfasriel6354 9 місяців тому +19

      LIFE I JOY. I LOVE-

    • @obsoleteamarii3248
      @obsoleteamarii3248 8 місяців тому +5

      10:32

    • @orangegradient4309
      @orangegradient4309 6 місяців тому +4

      POV: AM

  • @gilbert100emoji
    @gilbert100emoji Рік тому +421

    Him randomly pulling out a Louis Vuitton bag literally made me crumple i was laughing so much

  • @kalimaude3532
    @kalimaude3532 Рік тому +154

    that banana milk bit was some actual Andy Kaufman level material.

    • @blessfullstop
      @blessfullstop 11 місяців тому +28

      god remember the proposal fakeout? with the ringbox full of sunflower seeds? to this day I'm not certain if Kim was in the on bit.

  • @foxdie8302
    @foxdie8302 6 місяців тому +33

    Jeremy, 35, sits in his living room, a weighty bag of Burger King deliciousness tempting him. The burgers and omelete sandwiches are treasures, to be sure, but there's only one prize young Jeremy is interested in: the Hot Wheels! His hand digs through the bag, finally grasping the prize. He pulls it from the bag and - alas! A duplicate! "Ah, shit RNG!" Jeremy says, chuckling and looking around the room, "Anyone wanna trade with me?"
    His smile is met with silence. No one has visited Jeremy since 1998. The Burger King Eggnormous Omelete Breakfast Sandwich turns to ash in his mouth.

    • @violentabyss
      @violentabyss 3 місяці тому +3

      Cant wait for the sequel to this comment where Jeremy is in the nursing home with dementia and his brain is stuck in his memory of the 90s and the ashen burger revives in a burst of flame like a Phoenix

  • @HammerspaceCreature
    @HammerspaceCreature 11 місяців тому +42

    Honestly If a celebrity went on a guest house renovation show and wrecked the entire place it would be the best episode hands down, I don't know what the problem is.

  • @FeenieVonKarma
    @FeenieVonKarma 11 місяців тому +55

    milk inside a Louis Vuitton bag of milk inside a Louis Vuitton bag of milk

  • @ChancioGames
    @ChancioGames Рік тому +93

    this keeps popping up on my feed before bed and the thumbnail has given me nightmares for eight straight nights in a row

  • @albatross9933
    @albatross9933 Рік тому +112

    By the way, these are fantastic. So many clips I haven't otherwise seen are in this comps, they're great fun to watch through

  • @Exobiologic
    @Exobiologic Рік тому +184

    I'm glad there's finally some thumbnails of Jerma's actual physical form , it's rare to get on film - edit his form has changed, containment failure detected

    • @YangBalanceYin
      @YangBalanceYin Рік тому

      Too bad he looks like a 1980s back alley dumpster drug dealer these days.

  • @kswaes
    @kswaes Рік тому +68

    banana milk on my louie bag ❤

  • @guccipsychosis1201
    @guccipsychosis1201 6 місяців тому +11

    Flatout is a game from my childhood I have been trying to find for 15 years, but I never knew what it was actually called. And this is how I fucking find it?

    • @muggins2279
      @muggins2279 Місяць тому

      Hilariously 3 and 4 being streamed for comedy has brought a lot of people back to the first 2 including some new players

  • @Pikaboy12
    @Pikaboy12 11 місяців тому +51

    I miss him playing these kinda games. Rip jerma 🙏

    • @Generic_emo_username
      @Generic_emo_username 9 місяців тому +8

      Sometimes it's like I can still watch him stream

    • @muggins2279
      @muggins2279 Місяць тому

      I don't know what you mean, all I saw was static....

  • @colinlohden9359
    @colinlohden9359 Рік тому +80

    bro theres no way he played the fucking sopranos ps2 game thats actually gold thank u for these edits underrated compiler

  • @connoremery9521
    @connoremery9521 10 місяців тому +10

    That Jimmy clip is a perfect encapsulation of what it's like to work IT Support

  • @charliewegner
    @charliewegner Рік тому +23

    53:39 i love him being like can i leave?? when there’s a huge exit button

  • @yourhighschoolenglishteach8405
    @yourhighschoolenglishteach8405 Рік тому +59

    is it bad that i still remember all the sandwich orders from the sopranos game?

  • @HullarsRedDust
    @HullarsRedDust Рік тому +35

    19:34 holy shit sparkle on source!!

  • @shebl3702
    @shebl3702 Рік тому +47

    ive never seen the banana milk clip before what is wrong with this man!

    • @murmirr
      @murmirr Рік тому +17

      i literally had to pause the video because i was in such a state of shock and horror

    • @lostandlast2829
      @lostandlast2829 Рік тому +5

      He just needed a device to held his juices...

  • @FeenieVonKarma
    @FeenieVonKarma 11 місяців тому +11

    I understand why you'd include the Prison Break game on the bad games list, but my god I've laughed so hard at this game. The Jerma highlights, and way back when, the Best Friends episodes of it too. Fucking hell it's so unintentionally funny.

  • @ChewyTwee
    @ChewyTwee 11 місяців тому +22

    Sparkle on! It’s Wednesday, don’t forget to be yourself~

    • @MrFireWolf
      @MrFireWolf 7 місяців тому +1

      "omg, a hit tweet"

  • @Neighborhoodjester
    @Neighborhoodjester Рік тому +30

    Hiding in closet from cop and prisoner was gold lmao

  • @lastwayyt
    @lastwayyt Рік тому +10

    I enjoy a good afternoon of watching funny man Jerma play games that I have never seen.

  • @User-s7j5u
    @User-s7j5u 9 місяців тому +7

    I love how jerma was so flabbergasted at the idea of a race war

    • @spacebassist
      @spacebassist 9 місяців тому

      You think he'd have realised by now, F1's been going on for a long time

  • @moopaloopa
    @moopaloopa Рік тому +32

    I feel like this vid would have a ludicrous amount of views if the thumbnail wasn’t so sincerely awful

    • @TechnicolorMammoth
      @TechnicolorMammoth Рік тому +15

      Sincerely awfully awesome you mean!

    • @zarrowthehorse
      @zarrowthehorse Рік тому +3

      Naw its too long

    • @FeenieVonKarma
      @FeenieVonKarma 11 місяців тому +3

      I reckon it has more views bc the easiest way to make the thumbnail go away fast is to click on it lmao

    • @ExtraQuestionableContent
      @ExtraQuestionableContent 9 місяців тому +8

      Its not about the views, its about sending a message

    • @muddycatfish5396
      @muddycatfish5396 3 місяці тому +1

      @@ExtraQuestionableContent Sending a message for sure, this is a very dangerous man we're talking about here.

  • @TechnicolorMammoth
    @TechnicolorMammoth Рік тому +9

    1:06:57 What an adorable psychopath Jeremy is. If it was actually clean, not shared by hundreds of other convicts, lit better and you know….not in a prison….I get it, Jeremy. I get it.

  • @CopiousDoinksLLC
    @CopiousDoinksLLC 2 місяці тому

    "Fight Club" (the game) makes me laugh because it's pretty much the perfect antithesis of the message that the movie was trying to convey.
    ...The movie was a thoughtful treatise about a bunch of guys who were fed up with the isolation and loneliness that came from constantly having to compete with one another in their consumerist lifestyles - and the means by which they choose to escape that isolation, which is by coming together for a common cause (the formation of Fight Club).
    ...The video game, on the other hand, is a self-indulgent macho power trip that revolves entirely around pumping up the player's ego, packaged into a neat, consumer-friendly product which was designed specifically to get at gamers' hard-earned bucks (and keep them tuned out of reality while isolated in their bed/loungeroom).
    The existence of a "Fight Club" video game is, in itself, a glaring example of the exact kind of tactless, soulless corporate ideology that the characters in the book/novel were rallying against in the first place. To whit: if Tyler Durden heard of a "Fight Club" video game, he'd probably laugh himself stupid and then get straight to setting off the nukes.

  • @emdrake04
    @emdrake04 6 місяців тому +3

    YOU TELL EM JOEY

  • @JAMBERS399
    @JAMBERS399 9 місяців тому +9

    I genuinely want to know what the original thumbnail was ag this point

  • @johnmod8951
    @johnmod8951 11 місяців тому +3

    2:09:30 now you get to be my ancestor jerma what the fuck are you talking about

  • @carnigob42069
    @carnigob42069 2 місяці тому +1

    i had a manager at dominos that was the burger king meme character jerma did to fool new viewers. he was a great manager but rlly insufferable to talk to LMAO

  • @JaycodaJr
    @JaycodaJr 5 місяців тому

    1:43:06 This was Kojima’s true inspiration for Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain.

  • @anagolem
    @anagolem 2 місяці тому

    welcome to 2021 everyone

  • @deancampbell8206
    @deancampbell8206 Рік тому +1

    14:43 where Ricky Bascom got his look from

  • @station7424
    @station7424 5 місяців тому

    13:59 2024 Jerma Foreshadowing

  • @belcurve
    @belcurve 8 місяців тому

    this must have been an old stream, "i'm fine with being a B- streamer, i dont get like 20k viewers and that's okay" he gets 10-30k consistently now

  • @madmuffinz
    @madmuffinz 8 місяців тому

    1:52:02
    Jerma TOTALLY walks like that

  • @YaaayaaaYEET
    @YaaayaaaYEET Рік тому +2

    THE THUMBNAIL

  • @beepbow8444
    @beepbow8444 Рік тому +3

    5:56 - 7:10 someone tell me whats the song in the background por favor.. please 🙏

    • @BaRoNaSs0
      @BaRoNaSs0 10 місяців тому +2

      Ooh La La by Goldfrapp

    • @beepbow8444
      @beepbow8444 10 місяців тому

      @@BaRoNaSs0 hell yeah tysm!

  • @Paisles
    @Paisles 8 місяців тому +1

    1:40:45 caught me off guard 💀😭

  • @TheodoreHolgate
    @TheodoreHolgate Рік тому +1

    Is that a real louie vitton bag?

  • @melody_BP
    @melody_BP Рік тому +6

    you really have what it takes to do unto others

  • @PlatoonGoon
    @PlatoonGoon Рік тому +1

    Why's that thumbnail make me anxious.
    *And now it's changed, the other was sus ngl

  • @saintsuga
    @saintsuga Рік тому +16

    The milk bag clip had me so horribly confused disgusted and devastatingly in laughter on the ground. I know its jermy but sometimes i get tricked by his wiley ways and really believe hes real but then he does something haneous like this and i remember hes just programed 😢💔in all seriousness im worried the scientists really need to take him back to the lab and fix how they fucked up his programming :( IM WALTER WHITE

  • @Hugsloth
    @Hugsloth Рік тому +1

    6:00 PULPED

  • @ThicccZaddy
    @ThicccZaddy 8 місяців тому +3

    Im too high to watch this right now. I truly believe he is not real. he cannot be

  • @Moto_Medics
    @Moto_Medics Рік тому +5

    2:07:11 fucking gold

  • @Xx_SoggyBurrito_xX
    @Xx_SoggyBurrito_xX Рік тому +2

    Defeatist stream Andy

  • @BenjaminAbrahamShelahSchmidt
    @BenjaminAbrahamShelahSchmidt Рік тому +1

    lookathowfunnythefunnythingswesayare

  • @gabeitch9142
    @gabeitch9142 11 місяців тому

    Part 4 when?

  • @c1r.9
    @c1r.9 24 дні тому

    22:50 it dont matta

  • @-Rika
    @-Rika 10 місяців тому

    Jerma needs to be green more

  • @THEJesusChristyoutubechannel
    @THEJesusChristyoutubechannel 11 місяців тому +2

    1:33:59

  • @unfortuitousash
    @unfortuitousash Рік тому +2

    I can't believe lords of acid was in a game jerma played. What a throwback.

  • @EntermateStar
    @EntermateStar 9 місяців тому

    What is that diet like a dragon im seeing at the beginning

  • @acfreak55
    @acfreak55 10 місяців тому

    LIFE IS PAIN I H8!

  • @HQ_Default
    @HQ_Default Рік тому +9

    I just came here to ask you to please for the love of god change the thumbnail I never want to see that again

    • @quollstar
      @quollstar Рік тому

      so many people have said this i need to know what it was

    • @HQ_Default
      @HQ_Default Рік тому +9

      @@quollstarI can't even describe it, it was one of the most genuinely unsettling Jerma edits I have ever seen and that is _saying something_

  • @nutflush5
    @nutflush5 Рік тому +1

    Make more vids or I’ll watch nl vids instead

  • @Biggest_Hater2507
    @Biggest_Hater2507 10 місяців тому

    The first game didn't look that bad ngl

  • @JaycodaJr
    @JaycodaJr 5 місяців тому

    1:27:12 ❗️

  • @vantablack4666
    @vantablack4666 Рік тому

    why did you change the thumbnail?

  • @trisvissi
    @trisvissi 9 місяців тому

    19:34

  • @dustinlambert1255
    @dustinlambert1255 Рік тому +1

    'promo sm' 👀

  • @greenpieceofmind
    @greenpieceofmind 11 місяців тому

    How is this video title specific to any degree? Jerma always plays bad, boring games.

    • @Bruh-ob9mi
      @Bruh-ob9mi 9 місяців тому +3

      Those are the games that produce the best jokes

  • @Mr.SpicyIce
    @Mr.SpicyIce Рік тому +6

    Hey. That's my edit in the thumbnail.
    Can you remove it please?
    You do know that asking for use is the best thing to do right?

    • @dcrmr
      @dcrmr  Рік тому +21

      sorry about that! I've removed and changed it. hope this helps.

    • @Mr.SpicyIce
      @Mr.SpicyIce Рік тому +1

      @@dcrmr how about instead of still taking other peoples works you actually make something yourself.
      Jeez man. This is another reason why we hate the people that just reupload clips that have no edit to them.

    • @happyshanghao
      @happyshanghao Рік тому +68

      @@Mr.SpicyIce alright bruh they removed it damn

    • @soulreaver6546
      @soulreaver6546 Рік тому +57

      ​@@Mr.SpicyIce you are agonizing

    • @neonbelly4
      @neonbelly4 Рік тому +28

      @@Mr.SpicyIce you stinky