I'm Terrible at Mario 64

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  • Опубліковано 23 січ 2025

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  • @Zoochiini
    @Zoochiini 5 років тому +1018

    Josh why was I directed to I will win a million dollars

  • @Floppzy
    @Floppzy 5 років тому +800

    Alternate title: 'Josh rambles on about how the game sucks and how he doesnt suck.'

  • @razzmaphobia
    @razzmaphobia 5 років тому +1309

    Josh gives off such angry older brother vibes and im here for it honestly

    • @be4ns
      @be4ns 5 років тому +27

      I am an older brother named josh and I have similar vibes

    • @B2b2b2b2u
      @B2b2b2b2u 5 років тому +12

      Caligynephobia ah so *that’s* how my family sees me

    • @josefmilly
      @josefmilly 4 роки тому +6

      My older brother is also named Joshua
      What's with Joshuas and being born first

    • @sewagesink
      @sewagesink 4 роки тому +1

      How

  • @B2b2b2b2u
    @B2b2b2b2u 5 років тому +413

    all 7 stages of grief were represented in this video

    • @B2b2b2b2u
      @B2b2b2b2u 5 років тому +16

      JuneBugQueen JawshRage lol

    • @Folkmoot
      @Folkmoot 5 років тому +8

      @JuneBugQueen baby rage

    • @woody9278
      @woody9278 4 роки тому +15

      Shock - 7:40
      Denial - 9:14
      Anger - 9:59
      Bargaining - 8:41
      Depression - 10:19
      Testing - 7:19
      Acceptance - 9:50

    • @piyo744
      @piyo744 4 роки тому

      @JuneBugQueen wdym? there's only 4

  • @Rabbotic
    @Rabbotic 5 років тому +358

    4:30 Jawsh be talking in *_Cursive_*

    • @claracastro7788
      @claracastro7788 5 років тому +18

      Mechanical Rabbit nah man that’s enchantment table

    • @derpygoku
      @derpygoku 5 років тому +35

      He does it again at 6:07

  • @gabe1777
    @gabe1777 5 років тому +269

    Never was there ever, a Mario 64 player quite as clever! As the magic Mr Jawshy

  • @5nappy310
    @5nappy310 5 років тому +68

    I love watching the poor man’s descent into madness. He starts the stream calm and ends in a fuming, ranting, raving rage fueled by pure madness and hatred

  • @retroliars5189
    @retroliars5189 5 років тому +113

    All this time Jawsh was driving to vibe with the Isopods.

  • @peabbbles
    @peabbbles 5 років тому +71

    “this game’s for children” ok josh, continue with your baby rage

  • @razzmaphobia
    @razzmaphobia 5 років тому +159

    welcome back to
    "josh dies inside yet again"

  • @lobatoja
    @lobatoja 5 років тому +38

    Oh boy we are going through this again

  • @bobbyambrosino4836
    @bobbyambrosino4836 5 років тому +69

    just ground pound the chomp lol

    • @uhoh7545
      @uhoh7545 4 роки тому +1

      You _fucking_ ignoramus

  • @brazilianambassadordale8223
    @brazilianambassadordale8223 5 років тому +18

    2:49 3:20 this is what Josh did all of the tries in the previous speed run

  • @KallyNui
    @KallyNui 5 років тому +25

    I'm not the best, but I would love to help give you some tips.
    My main recommendation is to stop doing owless. You can get an 18:xx maybe even a 17:xx without any hard strats. Owless saves 6 seconds max. Every time you miss it it's 15 seconds. It isn't worth losing tons of runs when you can instead improve everything.

  • @deadguy9649
    @deadguy9649 5 років тому +2

    i get a taste of josh's despair and babyrage on an old carson video, but wow. this pure, unfiltered version is so much better lmao. i hope you do good in future speedruns

  • @wow4165
    @wow4165 5 років тому +9

    “The plan can’t be simple when there is no plan”
    -probably Ludwig’s chat

  • @Emma-oc7tr
    @Emma-oc7tr 5 років тому +5

    2:40 its actually a podcast called "the trumpet jungle" and he talks about "6 figs a year 20 hours a week"

  • @ezralto
    @ezralto 5 років тому +9

    6:06 Jawsh trying not to swear

  • @evanhouston7246
    @evanhouston7246 5 років тому +2

    I love the isopod in the background.

  • @SG3_Reborn
    @SG3_Reborn 5 років тому +5

    The link to his podcast just shows me a European man talking about his trumpet.

  • @jodymelvin8102
    @jodymelvin8102 5 років тому +3

    Josh spread his soul across time and space at the end

  • @alana-jadesalter7380
    @alana-jadesalter7380 5 років тому +1

    The outro music always makes me feel nostalgic thanks josh, ur Mario 64 streams are always enjoyable! :-)

  • @S.H.D269
    @S.H.D269 4 роки тому +1

    Nobody: You tubers in there thumbnails: 7:39

  • @bbthegamer0170
    @bbthegamer0170 5 років тому +7

    Josh sounds so broken and distress

  • @MrBig913
    @MrBig913 4 роки тому +1

    Joshua, i think you need to put the Mario 64 run on hold pal. I can feel the pure anguish pouring off you.

  • @SimplyEvan
    @SimplyEvan 5 років тому +5

    Well just speedrun the game, it's just such a simple process, it's actually very easy to do, you just don't fail

  • @poch7ta
    @poch7ta 5 років тому

    for some reason, i never get tired of you playing this game over and over

  • @bng2946
    @bng2946 5 років тому +2

    9:56 scared me

  • @dergain_styles
    @dergain_styles 5 років тому +3

    the fact that the link actually takes you somewhere is funny to me

  • @sothatsdevintart2562
    @sothatsdevintart2562 5 років тому +1

    To be honest, I enjoy your videos Jawsh, all 15 of them.

  • @sipntea
    @sipntea 5 років тому +2

    i feel like josh's brain moves to fast for his mouth

  • @its_connor
    @its_connor 5 років тому +3

    The plight of man

  • @Beroka5
    @Beroka5 5 років тому +6

    I remember this one and he tried to ban me but his mods couldn't ban me, i laughed my ass off

  • @jonathanc.5609
    @jonathanc.5609 5 років тому +3

    Y'know, I completely forgot that I ever subbed to Josh and I thought that UA-cam was being UA-cam again

  • @hahafunni4807
    @hahafunni4807 4 роки тому

    "im the best" vs. "im terrible at mario 64"
    the duality of man

  • @BasedGhostman
    @BasedGhostman 5 років тому +1

    I can't take my eyes off the isopod

  • @jamesscharr716
    @jamesscharr716 5 років тому +1

    The best part was when he laughs at divorce

  • @Ingwer_
    @Ingwer_ 4 роки тому +7

    2:39 I tried the link it didn’t work

  • @kfgfkhg
    @kfgfkhg 5 років тому +6

    6:00 what a coincidence

  • @browk2512
    @browk2512 4 роки тому +1

    Damn, Jawsh actually seemed really upset at the end...

  • @plum.phobia
    @plum.phobia 3 роки тому

    1:05 *you wanna run that by me again???*

  • @Heartoftempest3D
    @Heartoftempest3D 5 років тому +1

    This is gonna be a Summoning Salt speedrun record

  • @lolbye7219
    @lolbye7219 5 років тому

    the podcast link just leads you to the trumpet jungle

  • @maav12
    @maav12 5 років тому

    I think the book was Don Quixote, I have a book that looks exactly the same

  • @nukit0950
    @nukit0950 3 роки тому

    does anyone know what the hell he does with his camera at 10:16?

  • @sipntea
    @sipntea 5 років тому

    the contemporary media reference podcast needs to be green lit please.

  • @_Plebeian
    @_Plebeian 4 роки тому

    Wow Clint Stevens went off the deep end

  • @A2wenty
    @A2wenty 2 роки тому

    at the end it looks like jawsh clip out of bounds in a sours games

  • @samanthahill6642
    @samanthahill6642 5 років тому +1

    Oh the memories

  • @4CornersTV2021
    @4CornersTV2021 4 роки тому

    I went to the podcast and it seems that I can listen to trumpet samples

  • @ashboltTV
    @ashboltTV 4 роки тому

    Josh? Linking me to a Jerma video? Impossible

  • @stefgram5303
    @stefgram5303 4 роки тому +1

    What’s his outro song?

  • @anapiranha99
    @anapiranha99 5 років тому

    Thank you josh for the important link very funny video

  • @thesuffering0412
    @thesuffering0412 5 років тому

    jawsh is now arin hanson

  • @gabe1777
    @gabe1777 5 років тому +15

    64th like? On a Mario 64 video? Man I’m just so funny and quirky

  • @alara2561
    @alara2561 5 років тому

    so nobody talking about the candy cane. in february

  • @TheMudKip-ff2tb
    @TheMudKip-ff2tb 4 роки тому

    First gamer President? Well looks like I got some competition.

  • @Nickfeed
    @Nickfeed 5 років тому +2

    oh my fucknig christ josh speedrun mario 64 holy pog oh my god epic kek moment

  • @c3b5s
    @c3b5s 4 роки тому

    I tried to check out your podcast by typing in that link in the search bar, but it sent me to a weird website called "The Easy School of Hard Knocks" .....did I just type it in wrong?

  • @xrebuilds8065
    @xrebuilds8065 4 роки тому

    Let’s start a campaign so jawsh can become the first gamer president!

  • @gabe1777
    @gabe1777 5 років тому +6

    What are your opinions on the movie cats?

  • @robindotexe
    @robindotexe 5 років тому

    podcast site doesnt exist

  • @bigolseagull3272
    @bigolseagull3272 5 років тому +1

    Like, what's the big deal? Just collect 70 stars and fight bowser. It's not that hard

  • @adameckels6035
    @adameckels6035 5 років тому

    Awesome video Jawsh! Swagger Dude!!!! 😎😎

  • @pottasiumcynaide4104
    @pottasiumcynaide4104 4 роки тому

    5:12 the fuck is that face Jawsh

  • @briannalitz4292
    @briannalitz4292 5 років тому

    i have no doubt in my mind jawsh has to be italian

  • @matthewferrell4274
    @matthewferrell4274 5 років тому +1

    He would have finished the game way faster if he stopped restarting

  • @connormcraney3754
    @connormcraney3754 5 років тому

    Is that an actual song for the outro? If so what is it? Or is it not and I’m just high?
    Nvm just realized he recorded himself finding it in one of his episodes

  • @tommy9043
    @tommy9043 5 років тому

    Hello Mario how are you doing? Italian! Yes you are!

  • @violetyoutubechannel4368
    @violetyoutubechannel4368 4 роки тому

    yo the link just led me to a trumpet website?

  • @thevoicesaregettinglouder16

    Why doesn’t he just use the back jump to skip through the first bowser door?

  • @FatBowels
    @FatBowels 5 років тому

    How did he do that effect with the green screen at the end?

  • @BigJ2424
    @BigJ2424 5 років тому

    AT THE LIBRARY WERE WE

  • @nbraccoon72
    @nbraccoon72 4 роки тому

    Cephalpood
    Edt: I mean Iospod

  • @rtp6343
    @rtp6343 5 років тому

    gamer rage

  • @sowrensweet
    @sowrensweet 4 роки тому

    what is your speedrun.com profile? if you even have one that is

  • @Zachariaz
    @Zachariaz 5 років тому

    chill josh

  • @terrafirma1996
    @terrafirma1996 5 років тому

    Josh for lunch club

  • @indisciipline
    @indisciipline 4 роки тому

    Jawsh why are you implying it was raining in Los Angeles

  • @mrguy452
    @mrguy452 5 років тому

    What the actual fuck is that thing walking behind you lol

  • @alexpottinger1
    @alexpottinger1 5 років тому

    What the hell happened at the end?

  • @thegrub2946
    @thegrub2946 4 роки тому

    i typed in ur podcast site and it came up with a malicious website

  • @birdi3e
    @birdi3e 5 років тому +11

    it’s not that you’re terrible at Mario 64, Josh, it just feels like you’re my history professor scolding me for writing a paper badly except it’s video games instead of academics lmaoo

  • @robertlucas1435
    @robertlucas1435 4 роки тому

    what is that song at the end!?

  • @funnemanboy
    @funnemanboy 4 роки тому

    josh your podcast link gives a 502 bad gateway error can you repost the podcast somewhere else?

  • @factcore2630
    @factcore2630 5 років тому

    Leap over gomba

  • @skillo7908
    @skillo7908 5 років тому

    Joshy mad oooooo

  • @queso9073
    @queso9073 5 років тому

    Hey jawsh have a nice day

  • @mudkicker
    @mudkicker 4 роки тому

    Let’s not forget that he at a

  • @wettsocc1531
    @wettsocc1531 5 років тому

    Wow the title is so true he IS bad at Mario 64

  • @jazzisdeceased
    @jazzisdeceased 5 років тому

    Outro???

  • @mondo1272
    @mondo1272 4 роки тому

    He just speaks hebrew when he fails everytime

  • @GracefulGibbon
    @GracefulGibbon 5 років тому +3

    I didn't know XQC played Super Mario

  • @mrjacket1909
    @mrjacket1909 4 роки тому

    7:39 home alone at its finest

  • @little-hater
    @little-hater 5 років тому +1

    babyrage

  • @JammerXForce
    @JammerXForce 5 років тому +1

    Clint Stevens looking a little bit different today

  • @CluntWestwood
    @CluntWestwood 4 роки тому

    He’s baby

  • @engel2583
    @engel2583 5 років тому

    mmm splendid

  • @toomuchsalt1190
    @toomuchsalt1190 5 років тому +1

    Love the channel picture jawsh👍

  • @UnfunnyFigs
    @UnfunnyFigs 5 років тому

    chain chomps out here being like
    arf arf chomp ✊😔