LOL this was definitely one of the weirdest levels I've played in a game, or at least the funniest. You just... wreck the ship. Why? Because. That's why. It wasn't an accident or the result of something else you just... do it. OH WELL!
If you've still got a HANKERIN' for Hat In Time stuff, I should remind you there's the Deal part of that DLC as well. It's MUCH harder though, kinda the point. If you're not a perfectionist like me you can probably stomach it.
I got A Hat in Time from Humble Bundle but was never really convinced to play it. But you convinced me with your latest videos of this game, gotta thank you, my man! ^^
Failboat should totally: •Try to capture the seals with the Cappy mod. OwO •Get the playable Mustache Girl mod and use co-op so Hat Kid and Mustache Girl can work together •Find Mustache Girl's backstory book •Find the Captains backstory book •Keep making fun videos. :3 Edit: hmm.. anyone up for "try to capture Queen Vanessa with Cappy and MAYBE not die"? Edit edit: oooo! Try to do Vanessa's Manor with 3x speed! >:3
Hat kid, the smug dancer and ruler of all buff boys. 🤣🤣🤣 WAIT WHAT IF SHE JUST BENDS DOWN AND GRABS THE GROUND AND PULL UP, WILL SHE JUST FLOAT IN SPACE WITH THE EARTH IN HER HANDS?!?!
Failboat: at least there’s no like timer for them, the don’t just like, PEWISH after a certain number of seconds Me: wait for it *snap* *explosion* Failboat:*franticaly* I mean I guess the explosions would definitely speed up the timer if there wasn’t one before. Me: *laughing* called it
"I can't drown, but at least I could pretend for a bit."
I love this game and I haven't even played it
Pormpf Spimperton same
psycho post malone
You really should, it’s fantastic.
Same
Miss woo have kwilled uws awll
Miss woo have kiwwed us aww*
But Why
Miss my inswides ar stickwing out of my chess, i hav beem impawled boi a knoif.
Oh no, we bwoke a fabwic of weality.
Auto-correct, leave me alone.
*Awto-cowwect, weeve me awone
plot twist: the titanic crashing was caused by failboat
The Titanic was the original failboat
WHY ISNT THIS A STORY
It is a fail boat!
Bunny Lover, *hence his name*
You do realize a food plot twist isn't supposed to be so obvious.
Here’s the weather: SUBZERO, WE ARE UNDERNEATH THE ARCTIC CIRCLE WITH A 100% CHANCE OF DROWNING!
OH GOD THERE GOES SNATCHER.
Subzewo we awe undwerneath the arctwic cwircwle with a hundwed percwent chance of dwowning!
He's gone. :(
Wavelyte
No, not Luke! First he died in Minecraft Hardcore, now here too?
* Snatchers minions pass by, squished together to form a submarine *
* snatcher T poses and yeets through the ocean *
Snatcher: *YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET*
Not even a few minutes in and the ship is already down
The failboat
The thumbnail is art.👌🏾
Pure Art at its finest :)
Artiest art ever in the land of art.
“... She’s behind me, isn’t she...”
“Hewwo”
I honestly reminds me of that one scene in Fleeing the complex. All I can think of now is that but with Smug hat kid and the captain.
0:15 *why we call him failboat:*
Quite, we might need some LIFEBOATS here!
YES
Hahaha ha ha h a h a h... aaa hhh........ aaa
Dont worry, I blocked the door so I can't leave.
@@tinatheamazing so did you wet yourself?
The New Super Mario Bros music worked great with this lmao
FIRST
to reply to my favorite Mario youtuber's comment! :D
Oh my God it really does
Nathaniel. We need you in your amino.
THE LORD OF GAMES IN
a
Failboat: I give it 3 acts before we're actually swimming!
*Act 3: rock the boat*
1 tip for watching failboat don’t watch with a full bladder
PugPieKevin You’re right. If you do your full bladder will start laughing too, and it’s very scary to have a sentient bladder.
Lol
Did you make that mistake? Lol
PugPieKevin I should've read this comment before I started the video.
That would be the Failboat based deathwish.
5:32 "When did boats get so sexualized?"
...Nobody tell him about Kantai Collection
@JNC sure as hell enjoying that fan service though :P
Kantai?
@@Luzaku_kiss don’t look it up. Definitely. Whatever you do don’t search KANTAI COLLECTION…
@@Luzaku_kiss sea warfare, but the ships are anime girls.
i want a pet seal
it must be a seal from seal the deal
no other seals
just these ones
I'm sorry? ua-cam.com/video/Lmw4lzjEqD8/v-deo.html
What you are looking for is a harp seal, aka marshmallow sea dog.
Eden they’re called *_marshmallow sea dogs_*
i have regained my faith in humanity
I agree
"Oh goodness she is dead. i will hawve to cwean up the blood with a mwop"
-Failboat 2018
As a warning to any “first” commenters, I have a metric ton of blue shells at my disposal.
(I HAVE BEEN CHOSEN, BROTHERS)
It’s time O’ clock UNDERRATED COMMENT
First.
mind if i take a few of those? i need to shell some ppl in the face
Yes, we have an entire dimension filled with blue shells at our disposal.
The last shell be first, and the first shell be last.
1:34 “At least there’s no time limit.”
...
*That’s called foreshadowing.*
[⚫Failboat endangers the life of many seals and people with out feeling any shame or regret...
...Because he likes pressing buttons.]
Me when I see hat kid steering the boat: Ha! Thats funny.
Me when hat kid sinks to boat: Alexa how do you murder kids for destroying cruise ships?
Hat kid 10 mins before:a none murder, 7 seconds before inpact, hat kid:FAIL R U SURE ABOUT THAT M8, OK AAAAaaa after ship sinks hat kid: PECC
@@willafran7918 *peck
The seals are too CUTE
i agree owo
*WHERE DID THE DEVS GET THOSE VA'S*
The seals are what is sealing the deal for buying the dlc
They put the seal in Seal the Deal
"I didn't seen this coming..."
*some violans start playing Last Surprise*
Hat In Time: Seal The Deal DLC
STD DLC
Seal The Deal-lc
hi chara
YOU R J O K E S A R E N OT FU N N Y
let's not
That’s a done diddly deal
Failboat: Dies.
Collectibles: **chuckles** I’m in danger.
0:29 *O P S E* *W H O P S E*
"I WILL CONSUME EVERY COLLECTIBLE IN THIS GAME."
@@TaterVG
CONSUME
THE
HECKEN
COLLECTABLES
*ITS THE TWITWANIC*
You failed the boat Failboat.....
I need help
0:09 That moment when Failboat FAILS his BOAT! Ba-Dum Tsh! XD
GATHER THE RAFTS!!
How the titanic sank. 1912 colorized.
schwupsie i *crashed an entire cruise ship*
seals would have eventually done it, let's be real.
A Hat in Time But Failboat Fails the Boat
Next up hat of time but my family gets murdered
LOL this was definitely one of the weirdest levels I've played in a game, or at least the funniest. You just... wreck the ship. Why? Because. That's why. It wasn't an accident or the result of something else you just... do it.
OH WELL!
it was an accident actually, in hat kid's diary she straight-up says she didn't mean to (if my memory's right)
Nah she did it cause of the timepiece on the iceberg
These seals could totally steal my soul if they wanted to.
Girls on a cruise:this is relaxing. Boys on a cruise: 0:14
Hat kid: (steers the ship)
Seals: "Nooo Stoooop!
Hat kid continues
5 seconds later DEAD!
A Hat in Time but the gameplay is enhanced by Mr. Boat
Hat Kid's smug face is truly adorable
Back round:rip ship
Seal:dance party
7:24
Failboat managed to destroy not only the ship, but the entire universe as we know it
Failboat: Sits in chair
Seals 2 seconds later: pwease hewp us we'we DWOWNING
Real footage of the Titanic never shown before.
6:47
Moment of silence for the boat boat
If you've still got a HANKERIN' for Hat In Time stuff, I should remind you there's the Deal part of that DLC as well. It's MUCH harder though, kinda the point. If you're not a perfectionist like me you can probably stomach it.
Failboat FAILING AT DRIVING A BOAT.He really lives up to his name.
Failboat: *kills everything without feeling bad*
Also failboat: *sees a seal* AAA
S.S. Literally Can’t Sink: *sinks*
Captain and Failboat: *my heart will go on intensifies*
THE BOAT HAS CRASHED
Peace and tranquility :}
peace and tranquility
I got A Hat in Time from Humble Bundle but was never really convinced to play it.
But you convinced me with your latest videos of this game, gotta thank you, my man! ^^
Glad to hear! Its a fantastic game!
Seal’s for smash
Failboat should totally:
•Try to capture the seals with the Cappy mod. OwO
•Get the playable Mustache Girl mod and use co-op so Hat Kid and Mustache Girl can work together
•Find Mustache Girl's backstory book
•Find the Captains backstory book
•Keep making fun videos. :3
Edit: hmm.. anyone up for "try to capture Queen Vanessa with Cappy and MAYBE not die"?
Edit edit: oooo! Try to do Vanessa's Manor with 3x speed! >:3
Hat kid, the smug dancer and ruler of all buff boys. 🤣🤣🤣
WAIT WHAT IF SHE JUST BENDS DOWN AND GRABS THE GROUND AND PULL UP, WILL SHE JUST FLOAT IN SPACE WITH THE EARTH IN HER HANDS?!?!
Failboat: shows the art of buffed seals
Me: "pillar man theme intensifies"
1:55 MMMM IS THIS FOOD
3:42 When the world is ending around you but you have no days off 😂
"What did I just pick up? OH IT'S A BABY!" is never something you wanna hear.
0:50
This is just Titanic again.
*My heart will go on plays
Not even a minute into the video and I already died of laughter xD
I can’t wait for “A Hat In Time but Snatcher wants me dead”
0:21 Funniest part of the entire video.
THE BOAT IS EGGGGG
"hat kid [fricking] crashes the boat and recreates the titanic movie.mp4" were my (almost) exact words upon playing this level. fun!
Now your name makes so much more sense!!!
Keep up the amazing hilarious work failboat
I found this video in the audio commentaries section
"When did boats get so sexualised in today's market?"
>jump cut to azur lane
Failboat: at least there’s no like timer for them, the don’t just like, PEWISH after a certain number of seconds
Me: wait for it *snap*
*explosion*
Failboat:*franticaly* I mean I guess the explosions would definitely speed up the timer if there wasn’t one before.
Me: *laughing* called it
Oh no failboat failed the boat
Rewatching the Hat in time videos they are still so hilarious and the seals are adorable😊😊
“Ha! Nobody can ruin something that is TOO glorious!”
~Me (before watching this video)
"Why do the boats have butts"
Failbutt
Ahahahaha.. im sowwy misstew! I didn't mean to offwend you!
Failboat THANK YOU FOR RAIDING MY BEST FRIEND!! YOU MADE OUR NIGHT THE BEST!! (BTW I’m a boy ya’know) thanks so much!!
people on the sunkenboat: 1 star review nearly died
failboat: REEEEEEEEEE
oopsie woopsie doopsie! I bwoke tha fabwic owf weawity! time towo pawy fow my sins!! uwu
edit: Miss, woo hawve kiwwed us awl! pay with youw blowod!! *O w O*
edit 2: *WE AWE GAWDS. YOW CANNOT ESCAWPE. U w U*
I love the stwong seal doodle, majestic
the seals whenever they see dan coming:oh god run
dan:huhuhuhhuuhuhu i love you
Failboat fails at boating.
7:19 if you were to do the would that be
Eating a hat?
In all seriousness those seals have no right to be that adorable.
MAN HOW SURPRISING THAT FAILBOAT CRASHED IT
Me: please stop eating the life tubes.
Also me: NOM NOM. RUBBER MAKE ME STRONG
The name of the video should be, Failboat plays A Hat In Time but a boat actually fails
I love these A hat in time vids
In the thumbnail, Hat Kid is just like, "Swiggity, swoogity, I have come for dat seal booty."
0:16 is just pure gold
So is 0:20
THE SEALS FINAL FORM 4:58
So
This really broke the ice.
4:10
Don't you mean _stick with your _*_puns?_*
It all makes sense now, HAT KID CAUSED THE TITANIC TO SINK!
Man I wish I had thought of using the camera to noclip around the level and figure out where the heck to go.
The Captain's face will forever haunt me...anyone agree?
0:45 Costa Concordia V2 Arctic version
thawx fur savring us miss. I doodly dood not mess with da Engoon
This game get my seal of approval
*Wow, you’re name is now accurate!*
1:55 *MMMTHISISGOOD*
New meme right here
... theyre seals ... how are they gonna die from the water
2:29 the new Spider-man looks great
I didn’t even see the ship sink in the background when I first played the level 😂😂😂
"tank woo, miss!"
*"N O P W O B L E M"*
1:45 guys this was the first guy to say the famous quote