Random Person: Hey, kiddo, I wouldn't do that if I were you Hat Kid: (Glares at them) Random Person:... Hat Kid: (slowly eats fork) Random person: what the actual peck
1:13 HAT KID LOOK OUT A TRAIN IS COMING OH NO SHE HAS AIR PODS IN SHE CAN'T HEAR US 9:19 Failboat... do you realize what you've done...? All the art you're gonna spawn? *Impending Doom approaches...*
the poster for the first act: oh? you’re approaching me? i cant beat the crap out of you without getting closer ohoho! then come as close as you like....
I think corona is the least of their worries in a metro where you have to do parkour or run across the train tracks that trains are constantly running on just to get to your station. I bet they think Londoners are real “pussies” (pun intended) for going out of their way to install PEDs and remind everyone to “mind the gap”.
1. 5:45 OK, WHOEVER GETS THIS TYPE OF KID, PREPARE TO SPEND A *HELL* LOT OF CASH 2. Me: **gets 69 dollars** Also me: **VIBRATES TURN INTO "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNICE"**
My serperior disappeared ealrier... TIME TO GET CAUGHT! -prepares Master Ball- Now you'll see what im really capable of kid, say good bye to that wild home of yours!
![A Hat in Time: Nyakuza Metro - Rush Hour [No Damage]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/u_yRmVBgDSw/mqdefault.jpg)
*Failboat* : "I'm not a furry!"
*Also Failboat* :
We all knew this conclusion was coming
Also Failboat: I’m just Hairy...
_ Taf PERSONA.
Oh hi
*nya sugoi*
Cat: thanks for buying this entire plate of meatballs!
Hat kid:*eats the plate, fork and nothing else*
More evidence to support the fact that hat kid isn't the hero or a kid to begin with.
@@warlock1186 well she is a humanoid alien so yeah.
She's not even humanoid, she's a shapeshifting alien, we don't know how she looks like, or if it's a 'she' to begin with.
This video is just the backstory on how fail discovered his fursona
Nice.
I will volunteer to draw it
oof
@@Sparkle8205 nice
GG Gabriel Gaming YES
Cat women:You work for no one,you work for me now
Hat kid:Yeah ok
Snatcher: *AM I A JOKE TO YOU*
Yes, yes you are.
@@cypherdastro8105 AHAHAHAHAH FOOOOOOOOOOL!
I mean he did realise her
Failboat: THE CATS ARE SO CUTE
seals:awe we a joke to youws?
Snatcher starts forcing cat woman to sign some contracts
Who needs to go for a jog when you could go for a WALC
Yes I agree me WALCING
Don’t you mean *W A L C*
I’m gonna start my WALC around the neighborhood
I saw this when he said it.
*W A L C*
**Sees a bunch of people making the same Cat in Time joke**
_"Let's not do that today."_
I just said that out loud right now. How dare they travel forward in time into my house in order to plagiarize me before I made the joke!
Yeah, that's gonna be a no for me dawg.
1:10 nico nico niii
I did that
You again?!?
First it was moom,
Then it was flad
Now it's
W A L C
-_- cmon
And it turned into e g g immediately after episode 2.
Diana Denman cmoom
WALC
And S T I C
Failboat: THE CATS ARE SO CUTE
seals: awe we a joke to you?
You fwapping jewk! Why awe you so mean failboat? -The seals
Did somebody say seals?
@@AlexTheDoggoMaster This DLC was made for u
DLSeal
Awe we a jowke to youw Failbowt?
Random Person: Hey, kiddo, I wouldn't do that if I were you
Hat Kid: (Glares at them)
Random Person:...
Hat Kid: (slowly eats fork)
Random person: what the actual peck
*E A T S F O R C*
I just imagine that there is a slow moment where hat kid puts the fork in their mouth, and takes a painfully slow bite as you just hear a crunch.
6:56 Hat Kid: *Eats the crust of the pizza first*
Me: *Pizza Time Stops*
She does it so she can end satisfied
She listened to Ringo Starr too much
This, now has another meaning.
me:*the death that i deservioli starts*
‘Half the pizza in Half the time, and Half depressed all the time’.
_m o o d ._
*_tHaNk yOu fOr tHe hEaRt!!1!_*
New life moto.
Why did I read this at the exact moment that he says it
@@zelguis Coincidence?
@@Daemvu I think yes, too bad
You've heard of A Hat in Time
Now get ready for...
*A CAT COMITTING CRIME*
C A T C R I M E
C A T C R I M E
I cat in crime
Good one
*A B A T I N C A T*
Spoiling GoT : I sleep
Spoiling Endgame : I sleep
Spoiling the A Hat in Time DLC : *YOU WOT*
XD
Eating the crust of the pizza first: SQUARE UP
Spoiling stranger things 3: YOU PECKED UP
*_U W O T M 9 ? / ? /_*
"Half the pizza, half the time. Half depressed all the time."
@theoof1sout no
ah yes time rhymes with time
half life 3
1:27
I just love Hat Kid's voice.
Oh my gosh
hat kid is adorable
Yis
xd
it's adorable!
Meet two guys in a ora-oramen store:
"Jojo!"
"Dio!?"
*approacing*
Oh, you're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're comimg right at me?
The Great King Dedede I can’t order my ramen without getting closer.
@@aclegends6195 Oho! Then, order up as much as you like.
It will slowly spread to everything he likes, until Dan will finally accept that he is a furry. This is just the beginning.
Be warned Daniel.
This dlc is a sign
oh god
Miitopia is all im saying
owo
lol imagine someone acting like a furry, but they say they aren’t...
just imagine~ uwu
Hat kid: *eats the crust first*
Me: Wait that's illigal.
I do that >:3
Unless it's stuffed crust. Then it's ok to eat it in reverse.
True
“Who needs to go for a jog when you can go for a *WALC* “ Failboat 2019
#WALC
2:24
He Protecc
He atacc
But most importanly
HE SPEED WALCC
*WALC*
*s p 3 3 d w 0 l c c*
*_W 4 L C_*
*W A L C* 2:33
*w a l c c* 2:33
Only Failboat would put old memes in a new DLC.
I can.
@@ВаняИвлев-б1п same
Hat kid: oooh! cake!
also hat kid: MmMmmM CrUNcHy FoRK
The ambulance was called that day
@@bluecloakgirlahatintime7294 she had a fork stuck in her throat
@@someflowerlover1212 no, she almost lost her tongue, it got stapped with the fork, chew your forks kids
@@bluecloakgirlahatintime7294 oh my god
This is basically brightburn with the fork and that one scene when squidward choked on a fork.
Someone: what’s your favorite food?
Hat Kid: F O R K S .
Edit: Oh my goodness this is the most likes I’ve ever gotten! Thank you so much! ^-^
AND THE CRUST OF PIZZA
Someone: oh that sounds normal
I EAT THE CRUST FIRST
@@sienna4642 oh..
*oh*
@Cella4246 Hat kid, that is a crime that cannot be forgiven!
Y E S
@@Ash-tf6dr I literally laughed so hard I cried when she ate the crust
Game: how many cats do you want
Failboat: *Y E S*
Whoever said "that jello said jell-no" is a comedy genius 🤣
Gears for Breakfast: Hmmm. A Hat in Time is missing something. I wonder what...? Aha! I got it!
Asian gang drama!
Illuminati Studios the main thing it's missing is it's not on switch yet
Soslslsoos
and a battle royale mode!
@illuminati studios how did you get here? Also good comment.
warlock 118 through the Internet of course. And thank you.
I am so hyped for nyazuka. This game really makes good progress in development...
a im playingg maincrafd
**laughs in console**
*hat_kid.exe has failed.*
|Give forks| |Regret life choices|
I choose da forks
Green Coat Productions regret is really setting in
I want to regret life
F O R C
C R O N C H
Give fork then regret life choices
“Who needs to go for a jog when you can go for a WALC”
5:19 *also needs to be a meme.*
*sees smug dance while dancing is playing*
smug dancing.mp9
Failboat will be the one to do it...
1:13 HAT KID LOOK OUT A TRAIN IS COMING
OH NO SHE HAS AIR PODS IN SHE CAN'T HEAR US
9:19
Failboat... do you realize what you've done...? All the art you're gonna spawn?
*Impending Doom approaches...*
the poster for the first act:
oh? you’re approaching me?
i cant beat the crap out of you without getting closer
ohoho! then come as close as you like....
NO THANK YOU! (Nervous laugh) Help me.....
You won't get far....
ZA WARUDO!
(At 3:19)
Me when this videocame out: I like the cats masks
Me now(2020): good job cats stay safe
I think corona is the least of their worries in a metro where you have to do parkour or run across the train tracks that trains are constantly running on just to get to your station. I bet they think Londoners are real “pussies” (pun intended) for going out of their way to install PEDs and remind everyone to “mind the gap”.
Failboat: This cat puts out 500 steps an hour!
Me: Yeah, he definitely didn’t skip leg day.
Hat kid: nearly gets run over by cat powered train
also hat kid: *claps* OH my gosh
2017: A Hat in Time
2018: Just a game.
2019: A Cat in Time
2020: A Slap in Time
3951: a WALC in time
If they cross over with Minecraft I’m literally going to kill myself
2020: *A Bat in Cat*
2021: A Bat In Time
I literally died at *but eating pizza from the crust*
I'LL STUFF YOU ALL IN THE CRUST
Hat kid isn't a normal kid due to eating literally everything on a dish.
Change my mind
*she eats the plate too*
*cRONCH*
@@Sparkz1607 don't forget forks
"this man has swallowed an entire peanut"
Me : dan you clearly have never seen a peanut
I thought at first he was just trying to make the joke of the cat being allergic to peanuts and messed it up but im not sure.
1:25
Hat kid: oh my gosh
Me: can I adopt you please
YES
Damn I made this comment 2 years ago
@@Germinator08 YES
@@SebStudI0s YES
Snatcher: *exists*
Empress: Ima bout to ruin this whole guys career
Thanks for the 50 likes
OMG THANK YOU FOR THE 100 LIKES
150 LIKES
If we can't have a bossfight With the Nyakuza leader then at least i want to see the Snatcher reacting to her
@Anonymus 563 I KNOW RIGHT
@@anonymus5637 me too
Failboat: That’s a Jojo reference.
Me: THAT’S A JOJO REFERENCE
A cat in time?
This dlc will be the cat's meow.
It's purr fect.
What else is Nya-ew?
I want a paw some experience
*Also Morgana and Incinearoar here*
HEY! I was going to do the puns :(
I shoulda been faster, but the cat had my tongue...
*GO THE HELL TO SLEEP, JOKER*
*G O T O B E D*
GO TO BED
Why do you do this to us
When this came out I immediately begged by parents for it. 1 month of chores and hard work and I had it. And from that point my life was complete.
Bro a MONTH for like a 5$ dlc-???
@@mmmyes7422 They were being really unfair with the pay, apparently they wanted to teach me about working hard for the things you want
@@BenNewtonCliveOswald yeah but an actual job will pay you more than 5 bucks a month lmao
"Anime is more real than I though!" - Failboat 2019
O H N O
"Bat in a cat"
I'm calling the FBI
see its called the bat in the cat because hat kid violently shoved the bat up the mouth of the cat and now the bat rests in the cats dead body
That “Walc” was the most base boosted thing I have ever heard.
Hat Kid is officially a Gangsta Furry.
Giorno, eat your heart out.
*OOF*
@@MitoNova583 r i p abacchio
(I think I spelled his name wrong
I think that hat kid could eat the sandvich raster than heavy would
HAT KID COULDVE BEEN A GANG STAR
Plot Twist: After the video *Failboat was forced to go to sleep cause "he looked tired"*
8:37 WHEN YOU SEE FANART YOU REALLY LIKE: O_O
10:02 okay but actually tho i'd love a full version of just this
Peace and tranquility or dancin meme/song. What you prefer.
@@raresr9675 theres like 50 smug dancing videls and i love them all
2003: A guy at the zoo
2019: *HaT kId EaTs A fOrK*
When I saw that jojo reference, the first thing I thought of was hat kid stepping towards jotaro with the rumble effect going on
1:21 is a mood with failboat screaming
5:05
“Who do you work for?”
Snatcher:FOOOOOOOOOOOL
1:12 HAT KID LOOK OUT! THERES A CAT TRAIN, OH GOD SHE HAS AIRPODS IN, OH NOOOOOOO-
Stations as levels huh?
TEST FAILED
how dare you bring that traumatic experience into this
Zekromeon OOF
PLAY DEATHPACITO
What is it with games on the Nintendo Switch and getting Underground Subway/Metro themed DLC?
First Octo Expansion, and now this.
Is hat in time on switch yet?
They announced it coming to switch last year.
No we are still waiting but it has been confirmed that it will have the seal the deal dlc at launch
Yo this isn't strictly switch man
i really hope this dlc comes to switch too
My guess is that it will considering they got the first one working
2:49 she sounds like that woman voice from Hitman 2
Hat kid: ( casually takes out motorcycle from pocket) failboat: (is fine with that)
LOl
Failboat presents, A Cat in Crime.
Snatcher: *exists*
The Empress: I'm boutta ruin this man's whole carrier.
I’m sorry but that comment was taken but I really like the comment it’s hilarious
Snatcher: Ready for another Contract kid?
Empress: Sorry but she works for *ME* now.
Snatcher: What?! BULL**** I SAW HER FIRST!
1:05 that looks a lot like "mew mew kissy cutie" from Undertale .
The saddest part is that I thought it looked like that too😢
@@XxNoobixX anti-yes
NO
Time to commit oof (EXPANDED OOF)
@@marxgalacticambition7023 "virtual catuber", twintail hairstyle. Yeah, probably is.
POV me when the teachers say no running in the hallway: 2:26
Who needs to go for a jog when you can go for *WALC*
I Paused at 2:33 and Made That My wallpaper
*W A L C*
Same
9:31
Failbot: Pizza time?
Me: *Turns on spiderman 2 pizza theme*
7:23 the Life meter is having a seizure!
Lmfao
*Dread it, run from, it arrives all the same*
2:57 MY GOD THE ANIMATION IS AMAZING!!!
instead of hat in the cat, cat getting whacked by a bat
Oml I'm DIEING rn
Oml I'm DIEING rn 😂
1:22 "Hat Kid Get Out Of The Way. She Can't Hear Us. She Has Her Hat On."
He attac
He protec
But must importantly
He walc
Hat kid: eats crust first
Me: that’s a war crime in Sweden
he is playing mario odicy at 3:08 u can hear him get a moon X3
Wow, the new puuuurrrrrrrrrsona DLC is looking very nice.
Failboat: "Not another JoJo reference!"
Me I internally: "SO NO CHI NO SADAME!!! JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJOOO!!!
A Hat in Time? Heh. More like…
A CAT IN TIME!
I’ll show myself out.
2:26
furret: ah a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary
sorry if i got the line wrong
1. 5:45
OK, WHOEVER GETS THIS TYPE OF KID, PREPARE TO SPEND A *HELL* LOT OF CASH
2. Me: **gets 69 dollars**
Also me: **VIBRATES TURN INTO "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNICE"**
Hat in time + cats and metros
M o r g a n a i n m e m e n t o s
Well... This is what a pure persona fan would do...
Fans: "So we should agree that hat kid doesn't act as horrifying as an actual alien right?"
Hat kid: *Eats Plate and fork*
"NEVERMIND"
Call her a alien again and I shoot you>
She seems like the sort to be able to bite through solid metal and human flesh
0:08 when you get like 15 noise makers at the party
Fail: *”I love you chat”*
Me: wait he didn’t say no homo-
Failboat: Jojo refences
Chat: **Going incredibly fast**
4:02 (slow it down) look at the chat any you can see me!
4:14 another time I'm in chat!
5:00 look at the chat again, why am I documenting this?
My serperior disappeared ealrier...
TIME TO GET CAUGHT!
-prepares Master Ball-
Now you'll see what im really capable of kid, say good bye to that wild home of yours!
“Get the sticker in the jewelry store.”
“No”
“Get the sticker!!!!!”
“It took you so long”
Hat in time:
Hat kid joins a furry neko gang edition
How about, a CAT IN TIME HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA end my suffering.
Hat kid works for the yakuza, the mafia, a soul snatching demon, a sea captain, and two movie directors
"half the pizza, half the time and half depressed all the time" is my new motto
Meow we’re talkin’.
This is a purrrr-fect update!
It’s im-paws-sible for me to not love this!
TentaCole Gaming ahaha..
STOP THIS IS UN BEARABLE.
THIS IS BEARY BAD.
TEDDIE IS BEARY ANGRY.
YOU BEARTER STOP
Tomanyan And the nyans Message delivered. 😅
@@currentlybeingremade9706 is that a P4 reference ?
Nya~
Oh
9:58 Somebody actually please do that XD
the roomba was an industrial sized sqee-g in disguise
7:36 hat kid is gonna end up like squidward
i don’t know why, but it took me one year to realize morgana was in the thumbnail
Anyone else see Morgana in the thumbnail?
Edit: OOH A LIKE!
Why is it blue?
normie lmao
That's lonely..
Does that anime cat girl remind anyone of Mew Mew Kissy Cutie?
Excuse me, but Mew Mew Kissy Cutie 2 is _infinitely_ better!
@@kenmurray457 um if you stand by that then UT Alphys will hunt you down
Just no
No
@@didioder4923 no you have to do it like Michael "No god please no, no, no , NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
4:56
He *quakes* in *fear*
6:44 *that's a pretty big secret.*
8:15 she ate her hand when eating cake
Why
HAT KID