43:55 "You are the bad guy" "I don't really disagree with her though" I mean by this point, depending on DLC, you've sank a cruise ship, aided two criminal organizations, wore the "pizza time" recolor, and installed the dab mod, all crimes worthy of death.
6:24 fun fact: if you stand still for a while, he will still shoot the photo and you can have the pleasure of knowing at least you listened to him and didnt move. he will still say that you need some makeup and ask you to edit the photo though
the blond girl going back in time with the vague plan to stop evil is like having your power go out and your friend decides "hey im gonna climb up the pole and sort it out myself without any training" you would probably stop them cause it probably wouldnt go well
Hat Kid for Smash. Neutral B: Throws potion. Can charge it for more damage. Side B: Drives a scooter into people (like smol Wario). Down B: Ice Hat. Just falls on people. Up B: ...Um... Dang it, it was too good to be true.
Blazer the Gamer i was thinking that she could use her dweller mask, anyone who steps inside the mask’s range is teleported to a cutscene where she pushes them into the void with a broom.
@@skwidsquad3668 Well before I breathed JoJo because I didn't watch much more anime than 10 of the anime I watched, but now, I'm completely sucked backed into the Persona fandom, and sucked in into the Tokyo Ghoul fandom, but once someone watches JoJo, it's kinda an instinct to make a JoJo Reference.
Every-time some weird physics thing happens in this game I remind myself it was built in unreal engine 3. I do mean that purely as a neutral sentence it just. explains some things in the game
The DLC was free first day and to backers forever, you dingus. And your case of DLC being a money grab is a redundant assessment, it's like saying sides of food costing money is a money grab. It's side stuff. It costs money. What did you expect? It's not like you're cheating the game to get straight to the top or gambling, it's more content. Which costs money. I can keep going in circles... because it's redundant. Do some research.
32:04 thats acctualy legal! Snatcher (the black ghost) already sealed the contract, meaning he agreed to it already! So, if you edit it, since the stamp is still there, he legally agrees to that!
i waited to watch until i beat all the switch dlcs even though ive followed this game since it was first listed on a crowdfunder before it was promised to release on wii u and ive been following alpha since like 2014. i didnt even realise beating the game without doing all the levels was even possible so i 100%ed the game first go without even really trying
And then the Seal the Deal playthrough happens. Alpha, let me tell you something. You aren't a true, TRUE gamer if you've completed the Death Wish missions.
Your uncle on your mother's side, or your dad's side? Because on your mother's side, your uncle's sister is your mom, and therefore her maiden name is just the last name she had before marriage to her partner, unless she didn't adopt her partner's last name. Of course, that's all with the assumption that A. your parents are "one male, one female", and B. your mother is still present in the family.
Im pretty late to the party but as I just rewatched this I found it quite amusing how you pulled off a SDJ (Sprint double jump, a speedrunning technique) casually off at the birdhouse to skip the level. Very entertaining to watch in the background while modding
Alpharad : “We just have to do this 38 more times, should be easy right?” Me : Try doing it with lag (30 FPS) and then do it 39 more times, that’s pure hell.
12:01 this reminds me of the time we tried to make cupcakes for Independence Day and wanted to make the frosting red-white- and blue but ended up mixing it to much and making that specific color of purple.
43:55 "You are the bad guy"
"I don't really disagree with her though"
I mean by this point, depending on DLC, you've sank a cruise ship, aided two criminal organizations, wore the "pizza time" recolor, and installed the dab mod, all crimes worthy of death.
I am guilty as charged. Done every single one
That last one is just a grudge
Wait two organizations?
Dab is best move of 2017 and is alive now
@@gamingz9474 mafia and the nyakuza dlc one
"I think I can just enter a manor..."
Famous last words
I literally almost shit my pants on that act
This is every white person in horror movies.
Dragon Master it’s funny cuz it’s true
*SHADMAN NO!!!*
i won't sleep tonight
6:24 fun fact: if you stand still for a while, he will still shoot the photo and you can have the pleasure of knowing at least you listened to him and didnt move. he will still say that you need some makeup and ask you to edit the photo though
the blond girl going back in time with the vague plan to stop evil is like having your power go out and your friend decides "hey im gonna climb up the pole and sort it out myself without any training" you would probably stop them cause it probably wouldnt go well
Boss: Loses power. Proceeds to do stronger attacks
Alpha: “What do you mean your losing power?”
Boss: *Has Contrary ability*
Holy fuck you're right.
Its malamar
@@phantomnite and the gen 5 grass starter final evo
it’s a desperate last stand
Powers fading fast? Best try to take out your opponent quick and not care about reserves since they’ll disappear anyways.
By the way: The conductor (that yellow bird guy with the heavy accent) is voiced by Xander Mobus, who is also the Smash4 and Ultimate announcer.
And the Persona 5 Protagonist
He called him Xander Mobus multiple times in the video.
And the “every accent mixed together” girl is voiced by Eileen Monty, who actually has that accent, believe it or not.
I think he was also the guy that did the bill nye theme song
@@Dex_Napalm If you're talking about Xander Mobuson for the Bill Nye theme song you're confused cause Mobus is only 26 years old.
"I didn't have someone shove the plot down my throat, so I don't know what's going on."
Next time on Game Grumps.
O o f
Even reading basic instructions that appear in front of thier face is beyond them. Also, the game literally shos the flowers forming in a cutscene
wait was that actually a pot shot at game grumps?
@@puppyhowler I know this comment is super old but I feel like it was more a shot at modern game design in general
Nah, game grumps just suck
My favorite part of these AHIT gameplays is the part of the person reacting to the fire spirits saying "We want to die!"
What about Vanessa's manor?
@@Spectralanomaly6 Vanessa's manor part is prettt funny too ngl.
We want to die YAAAAAAAAAAY
- fire spirits 2017 (I don’t know the exact date)
@@Spectralanomaly6 still waiting for silksong too, eh?
@@slugintub1541 yes
Person: accidentily puts 5 gallons a dollar instead of 5 dollars a gallon
Snatcher: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEL
Mac Madness if you ever tell that joke again i will actually strangle you
@@channelnolongerinuse7148 how many times have you seen it so far?
Mac Madness i have not ever heard it but that joke just made me wanna die inside because it was really good but bad at the same time
@@channelnolongerinuse7148 ok, because i have said it on multiple AHIT videos, so uh, yeah.
i hate this bc it made me laugh so hard it woke my family up
33:34
That was the most genuine happy giggle I've ever heard.
true
"That ghost looks so happy! Why does she look so weary of him? He looks like a nice guy!"
*Famous last words*
hehehe
What a *ahem* Foooooooooool
@@sienna4642 ur blue now
Hey kid, wanna make a deal?
When does he say that
4:47 only 4 Time Pieces in and he already predicted the arc of Mustache Girl
She use bits the dust correctly, but with out the memory erased.
I think your like count is nice
@@thatrandomweeb7804 BITES ZA DUSTO
@@deadassbird3763 DAISAN NO BAKUDAN
its pretty obvious when she betreys you
“It’s expensive so it has to be good”
Mumble badge: am I a joke to you?
Lol
Wdym it’s op
@@ciaranpatrick6859 lol
The mumbke badge didnt say that! It mumbled.
@@EpoikMaster
Apparently you had the mumble badge equipped when you replied. xD
Snatcher: opens cabiniet also Snatcher: HAHAHAHAHAHA FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
I love this comment.
Frick, this is like a different comment at the higher ranked
Underrated comment :,D
Lol
HHAHAAHHHAHHAAAHHAHHHAAAAAAAAAA
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
47:31 the death animation cutoff by the "ah." Is so fucking funny to me because of the fact its not supposed to happen.
41:59 "I feel like every time I'm wrong people remember it" like that time you died in that one final boss cutscene
When did that happen?
It happaned in the new super mario deluxe playthrough
The Good Mudkip new super Mario bros u deluxe
@@curlamus4452 wasnt it in this video? btw dont get mad at me if im wrong
“THE GAME ENDED! THE GAME WAS OVER! WE BEAT THE GAME AND IT ENDED ON ME!”
God Damnit I knew people were gonna come back here and say "That's how Mafia works".
works mafia how that's
Plas Metal Mimikyu I was about to do that rn.
VidBoom that’s how mafia works
omg i was literally coming down here to say that. type that? idk
Mafia that’s works how
"Oh sponsors! I know how to do this"
Me: Please play the Undertale music.
*Undertale music starts playing*
YES!
Called “Dating Start” that’s the name of that undertale song
"We only have to do that, what, 38 more times?"
Me: No, 54 more times.
Kirbs dlc doesn’t count
I think he needs to re-visit this game now that the 'Death Wish' DLC is out. I mean, we just want 'ol Alpha to be happy, right?
Joy is what he needs in this trying time.
This video is the first I ever heard of this game and it looks great. Super cute, very charming, and quite funny. Good stuff.
Hat Kid for Smash.
Neutral B: Throws potion. Can charge it for more damage.
Side B: Drives a scooter into people (like smol Wario).
Down B: Ice Hat. Just falls on people.
Up B: ...Um... Dang it, it was too good to be true.
Up b: is tossed in the air by a penguin then glides down with the umbrella (that's the best I came up with)
Final Smash: Grand slam all the time pieces into all your enemies.
Blazer the Gamer i was thinking that she could use her dweller mask, anyone who steps inside the mask’s range is teleported to a cutscene where she pushes them into the void with a broom.
@@sylmaranimates2599 I was thinking of the final smash being the projectile badge
@@sylmaranimates2599 or that they appear in Queen Vanessa's Manor and she runs at them
An hour, huh?
It really do be like that
kremit the frog yeha
Yeah
The joke is that an hour is a long time and the game is about time as well.
An *Hour* glass i get the joke now.
I beat the game in a month because I'm horrible at the bosses
"Did she just break into my boat?"
Yes. Your SPACEboat.
I mean, after all, all boats must pay toll in Mafia Town.
Mario Gamer12345 Even in space!
@@Jessica_Schweser no way!
169th like-
**square roots the number and it becomes 13
I have won but at what cost?
(I actually didn't win anything)
@@syndere6755 nobody:
the mafia claiming the space is also mafia town:gib boat
0:32 Welcome to Mafia Town
2:10 She Came From Outer Space
5:27 Dead Bird Studios
11:00 Time Rift
12:13 Subcon Forest
15:40 Vanessa’s Manor
Thank you
thanks my dude
"I think I can enter a building"
You have made a mistake.
Foxes are suicidal
Plays Dancin' with Smug dance
Foxes are no longer suicidal.
*Dancin' is what to do, Dancin is what i think of you dancin's what makes me howe dancins what clears my soul*
DANCIN!
Hello fellow smug child
@@jimmyjohnjoejr Hello
Honestly, that’s my favorite song.
SmUg
Super Mario Odyssey:
Except now it's violent.
zelda_ guy just because someone has a Jojo pfp, it doesn’t mean that they’re eating, sleeping, and breathing Jojo 24/7
@@skwidsquad3668
Well before I breathed JoJo because I didn't watch much more anime than 10 of the anime I watched, but now, I'm completely sucked backed into the Persona fandom, and sucked in into the Tokyo Ghoul fandom, but once someone watches JoJo, it's kinda an instinct to make a JoJo Reference.
Super Hat Kid Odyssey: This time, it’s personal
*AND FLYING!*
Even tho it released before.
I love watching people panic in Vanessa's manor, while I just do the speedrun shortcut. It's great.
Beep.
What's the speedrun shortcut?
Daniel Myhre, so in the cellar, between the barrels you can crawl through a small hole that will bring you to the end room.
That sounds good for speedruns but id rather experience the game
The shortcut was also added for people who have heart problems and could be put in danger by actually playing through that mission properly.
@@DragonBallZKaifan2 this game really planned everything for everyone :D
Every-time some weird physics thing happens in this game I remind myself it was built in unreal engine 3.
I do mean that purely as a neutral sentence
it just.
explains some things in the game
Charlie Bell ya but for a game built in that engine it’s almost amazing for an indie game too
...It's not Unity? It looks so Unity. I have been living a lie.
26:36 "Is this noose trying to talk dirty to me?"
Yes.
yEs~
*NOOSE SEDUCE*
is this noose trying to sweet talk me?
-Alpharad 2018
Hilarious
I was playing Pokemon Platinum while watching this and just as he beat the Snatcher I got the TM for snatch
COINCIDENCE I THINK SO
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
COOOOOOOOLLLLLL!!!!
He is the chosen one!
Nice
Almost as nice as 69
The mission in Vanessa's manor spooked the hell out of me! I never expected that when I played the game and I think nobody would've expect it too
38:27
“its just a flower, i shouldn’t be scared of a flower”
*has flowey flashbacks
1:30 that “wayyy” was the best way I’ve ever heard
Waaaaae up thae.
You know why you're here.
*D A N C I N*
Dancin is what to do
yea
@@RasEli03 Dancin when I think of you
@@fricot dancin what clears my soal
dancin what makes me whole
Today’s quote of the day: A-a-a-a-A MYYYERRRDEERR?!
ON MY OWL EXPREZZZZS!?!?
"I had to do it, or the voices wouldn't stop" 10:20
Alpharad at 4:07 : "We're playing a bullet hell now!"
Me: He he. You still don't know who's Snatcher, do you?
ehe TE NANDAYO
"Ah burger"
"Is this noose trying to talk dirty to me?"
Thank you so much Alpha, for not giving Mustache Girl the time piece.
2 days later: The Hat in Time 100% supercut
stoofen demesmin 1 week later: A Hat in Time: Seal the Deal 100%
YES PLEASE!
2 Seconds later
*DANCING HAT KID INTENSIFIES*
Hat kid: *gets dlc and plays a timer lvl and sees the timer*
AND WISHES THE DLC WAST A THING
@@jilloliver6685 hat kid playing deathwish DLC:boop!
me:hat kid run or you have to face mega snatcher
38:16 my favorite part by far
Alf "Hello sir, would you like to be my friend?"
"watch yo tone"
"I think I can just enter a building"
And so he signed up for the scariest part of the game.
Mom: You can only watch one more video and you have to go to bed
Me:
Intermediate Vermilion nah just watch his Mario odesssy 100% run
Friend: wow an unoriginal comment
Me:
Intermediate Vermilion moms do this all the time and regret it
mafia be like : *IMA SUDICIDE SO THE GRIL CAN HAVE THE PONS!*
SomeRandomPokemon 42 Odyssey is a good game
Did he just walk up slowly... *and grab that time piece?*
He really did...
@@WillTBear1
Are you gonna let him do that?
He really did though.
When?
me explaining to my kids in 2050 about the snatcher deathwish boss:in aisan accent*MURDER HORNETS EVERYWHERE STINGING PEOPLE LEFT AND RIGHT
“The Full Adventure”
Doesn’t have the DLC, thereby making it a Partial Adventure
SMH, not even a dab mod for PC, peck-neck.
Not PC, PS4.
Didnt 100% it...
lol
Any game wich requires a DLC to complete the story is an absolute money grab
The DLC was free first day and to backers forever, you dingus.
And your case of DLC being a money grab is a redundant assessment, it's like saying sides of food costing money is a money grab. It's side stuff. It costs money. What did you expect? It's not like you're cheating the game to get straight to the top or gambling, it's more content. Which costs money. I can keep going in circles... because it's redundant.
Do some research.
A HAT IN TIME: The Full Adventure
a hat in time; the way home
A HAT IN WOOMY: The Full Veemo
A hat in time; trip to liberty
yup thats the name of the video why did you feel the need to say this
A Bouncy Roomba in Time : New funky mode
32:04 thats acctualy legal! Snatcher (the black ghost) already sealed the contract, meaning he agreed to it already! So, if you edit it, since the stamp is still there, he legally agrees to that!
“Is this noose trying to talk dirty to me?” Im dead
With the birds, if you let the Conductor win it's the same boss fight but with some different lines.
Alpharad:*has a speech about doing things for the greater good*
Also Alpharad:*sinister laughter*
Literally every youtuber at the final boss: HER POWERS ARE DISAPPEARING???!!!
"She has traveled through time, but I have ascended through time."
13:53
" Well, I didn't really Kobe that one"
That line aged poorly
F for Kobe.
F ;-;
F for our boi
F
F
“I had to do it, or the voices wouldn’t stop!”
Relatable?
"He winked its him on the right" Looks at snatcher.
44:52
Mah man really took "YOU ARE BENETH ME" to next gawd damn level
"I think I can just enter the building."
Oh you poor innocent soul
I’m ready to rise up and get that bread
really you rise up just to get bread... How lame
Secure the bag my důde
HOW ARE YOU EVERYWHERE
Magic
I am not throwing away my shot.
1:45 "god... what if we got an indie rep"
who's going to tell him?
Which rep is indie? Steve hardly counts as indie even though it technically used to be.
We talking about Sans, I think.
9:41 i love how he skipped a bunch of stuff
This video made me buy A Hat In Time. I’m now obsessed with it. Thank you Alpha.
‘Is he about to Katamari me?’
Liked and subscribed immediately after I heard that.
"What if we had an indie rep in smash? Just what if?"
Little did he know,
Don't steal from children that have master fighting skills and hour glasses.
Hat za dusto has already been activated!
killer queen already touched that hat!
Dooooooo do do do dodo do doooooo do do do doo do doooo it the kira theme
Kira Queen daisan no bakudan, bites za dusto
6:10 My school's detention system
Everytime he says Hourglass I feel like I'm needed.
i don't
u do u hourglass
I guess I have *time* to watch this.
Boy
Good one
Me when I've got time to watch this
Now is not the *time* for puns
@Sonic 57053 this was made first libtard
This is the best game ever.
I agree
This game was made in 2017 the video was made in 2018 and here I am in 2019 just getting to know about it
Luis Medina same and I’m upset I didn’t know sooner
I know since 2017 but before i dont even have a xbox or a good pc so i wait 2018
Same
Luis Medina and I’m watching it in 2020
i waited to watch until i beat all the switch dlcs even though ive followed this game since it was first listed on a crowdfunder before it was promised to release on wii u and ive been following alpha since like 2014. i didnt even realise beating the game without doing all the levels was even possible so i 100%ed the game first go without even really trying
Alpharad: it's just a building
Me: it's more than a building
14:41 Alpharad:Y’Know, I think I can just enter a building.
Oh how wrong he was.
“The full adventure” and yet is filled with more holes than anything ever
*finishes Super Mario Odyssey Deluxe* "Oh crap, what now?"
And then the Seal the Deal playthrough happens. Alpha, let me tell you something. You aren't a true, TRUE gamer if you've completed the Death Wish missions.
anyone who doesn't complete death wish without easy mode is a foooooooooool
uh, he is playing on the console version of the game, which doesn't have seal the deal, AND YET HE HAS THIS GAME ON STEAM
@@Slicetheidiot o o f
actually you just play with a controller
@@probablynotepic the console version isn't updated... and you can play with controllers on the pc version
Snatcher looks so nice!
*then he frecking sends you into a house home to a murderous ghost that turns you to stone*
*OH RUGHT HE ALSO KILLS YOU*
"We're in a bullet hell now" Little did he know that death wish would exist...
Person: She's so cute!
FBI: She sure is.
I’m 13 and she’s 12 so I can safely say she’s an adorable little thing
I'm 11 so.. i can like her
KGB OPEN DOOR
I can legally say she is the most adorable human on the planet
wait why predator kids exist
5:40
This used to be so innocent and now its tainted so goddamn much by Among Us
Let's get that bread
8:09 No joke, I put the exact same name on my first playthrough.
"What's your Uncle's sister's maiden name?"
Me who's uncle doesn't have a sister: *Sweats nervously*
Your uncle on your mother's side, or your dad's side? Because on your mother's side, your uncle's sister is your mom, and therefore her maiden name is just the last name she had before marriage to her partner, unless she didn't adopt her partner's last name.
Of course, that's all with the assumption that A. your parents are "one male, one female", and B. your mother is still present in the family.
I like Hat Kid. She's adorable! ♥️❤️
Same
Thank you
8:27 fun fact, you actually get an achievement here if you enter…that
7:08 you really got me thinking that you would be bring out a sponsor with the music and the segue. Sick jukes, Alpha!
I was at the start when he run toward the elevator and skipped to 41:53 feeled like nothing changed
Snatcher:*smokes cigarettes* HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUUUUUUUUMES
Alpharad: I can enter a building
Vanessa: poor choice of words
8:42 Looks like Undertale decided to take the Genocide Route
Im pretty late to the party but as I just rewatched this I found it quite amusing how you pulled off a SDJ (Sprint double jump, a speedrunning technique) casually off at the birdhouse to skip the level. Very entertaining to watch in the background while modding
"I'm not some Hollywood snob!"
*Immediately bonks head on light post*
Hat kid: RE
Hat kid during the final boss:
You may have a brain, but I have flying scooter
,,and for some reason people have already leased this child“
She sounds way too Scottish
Leased? He says lewded. Because that's what happened. People lewded Hat Kid and Moustache Girl.
Ive actually met the voice actress for mustache girl. She was one of the most chill people ever. (Ellie Monty btw)
Alpharad : “We just have to do this 38 more times, should be easy right?”
Me : Try doing it with lag (30 FPS) and then do it 39 more times, that’s pure hell.
alpha: i think i can enter a building
me knowing whats in that manor: well you are doomed
"Hello sir, would you like to be my friend?"
*oof*
"A l r i g h t"
12:01 this reminds me of the time we tried to make cupcakes for Independence Day and wanted to make the frosting red-white- and blue but ended up mixing it to much and making that specific color of purple.