Can we just appreciate the fact that Sigelia apparently time traveled until they found the best turnip price on the off chance that failboat hasn't found a good price until then
Failboat: Im doomed. If I keep getting trolled I'll never sell these turnips. I need an honest person. I need someone I can trust Sigellia: hold my turnips
Why was the fist thing I thought of when he said Saturday was: “It’s Saturday night and I got no plans ima stay at home and yell at the moon. Get out of the sky!”
Andreagreen757 is a great place for you to say it is the only thing that has to be able to get a job and be able to get a good night ill see if you could get a hotel for that
This is the most useful way of making a successful turnip farm, hopefully they don’t expire though.. because you will no longer have any Quarantine Food to binge on
Sigelia is officially the most popular person on this animal crossing Failboat community that is a kind of person you would wanna become in animal crossing
“You wake up, it’s Saturday. You make some morning coffee, make some scrambled eggs- ………OH NO THE TURNIPS ARE EXPIRING TOMORROW *WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEE*
Title is currently “animal crossing but turnips” Also this is giving mild anxiety watching this happen, watching chat fly by, watching the DMs fly by. Ouch
I can barely handle being in a discord with like 5 people haha I couldn't imagine that! Social media gives me too much anxiety, I'm glad I'm not popular!
“Lämp where are you in the sea? Call out to me” Maybe Lämp downloaded the Animal Crossing New Horizons sea swimming update early. I don’t know man but all I’m saying is he went to Nintendo and like he took the update data and installed it.
1:46 MsmX_Monster_Handler_2005 this name is based on the mobile game My Singing Monsters, which I find funny because I was literally playing My Singing Monsters, then decided I was done and opened UA-cam to find this video in my recommended Edit: Sagaci has appeared multiple times not only in Failboat streams but in Failboat videos, somehow they keep showing up
Ya know what gives me anxiety? seeing people upload animal crossing videos about how much they have progressed while i'm just sitting here watching JoJo memes.
For those watching this after he obviously changes the name: the name was animal crossing but turnips. Please pin this comment for all to see the glorious ancestor of the new name
8:20 how did Shrek the ogrelord get the music All-Star in his house? It isn't the town tune (because it's too long), and obviously it's not a K.K. song. How did they do it?
Can we just appreciate the fact that Sigelia apparently time traveled until they found the best turnip price on the off chance that failboat hasn't found a good price until then
Also Sigelia freakin paid money to allow this to happen. They deserve a special turnip symbol next to their name in chat.
All hail Sigelia, for she is the hero we all need
The 148th Kakapo someone show this to failboat
@@wooperthebestt Well I'd send it to him on Discord, but you know how that would go
Sigelia, the hero we needed, but the hero we didn't deserve.
It's been a year and much has changed. But thank you and your community for taking a random chance on a random stranger.
It's the legend themself
W
major bag alert
Carefully, she’s a hero
Sigelia, your sacrifice may not have been remembered a year ago, but we still trust in you. Your heroism shall never be forgotten
Sigellia: I’m not the messiah
Failboat and everyone else: THEY ARE THE MEASIAH
Angel Medina *she
@@msmx9088 doesn't Matter
ah yes, monty python memes
@@squibble311 yes
@@thedreamix1327 from the film "life of brian"
can we appreciate the fact that sigelia spend 40 dollars just to say she has good turnip prices
Yes yes we can
Sigelia gives me hope for the future of humanity
@@nintendocat64 me to Nintendo cat
@@ewanb1086 ???
Yeah
"I am literally just abusing my internet status for infinite money" Every Animal Crossing streamer ever.
I would like... but it's on 222
RIP Gabe
Every -Animal Crossing- streamer ever.
Every -streamer- celebrity ever
Animal Crossing but its kerhsed
Knock knock
👌🏼
yeeeeeee very kerhsed
oof
when isnt it
Sigelia was the true hero of this Animal Crossing saga all along.
I hope sigelia comments on this video, so we can upvote the comment
Yep
its not about the turnip profit we made its about the discord dms along the way
And Shrek was the villain, going under the alias of "Kerhs"
Okaten No, lämp was.
Sigelia. The legend that spent $40 irl on letting failboat exploit his fame to get good turnip prices
Absolute pog god
@Eubby Dyllan T. Barrios wait... is she?!?
@@Coolskeleton2030 idk
thanks for providing the link so I can sub to her
Shutterstock: How many pictures do you need?
Failboat: *yes*
All the photos
I'll take you're entire stock
Gamble
"Not even _yes_ can describe how many stock images I need."
@@TinyDeskEngineer that is the funniest thing I've seen all day besides failboat
Sigelia = legend = pog
SHE GETS LOVE FROM ALL OF US :3
definitely 👍😁
I will award her with the highest thing I can bestow, a salute
Yes
Must
Me: Oh another Failboat video, this will be fun and not at all ruin my brain cells
Failboat: THE TURNIPS ARE EXPIRING TOMORROW
OH GOD NOT THE T U R N I P S
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, NOT THE TURNIPS
U got a heart good job
Ohhh gad
I’m HUGE
What a movie, the story was nothing short of perfection. Characters were memorable. The finale was so satisfying. 10/10
11/10*
I agree to the max
Sigelia is even wearing a face mask - like all of us should do when meeting people in this current crisis.
A true paragon of virtue and moral.
We should all strive to be like Sigelia
@@cookii.8369 yes
werbearjack Shesss sooo good :D
:)
Sigelia is peak human form
Fail: I need to sell these turnips
Shrek: *You may have exploited me, but I exploited your exploiting*
Everyone's talking about sigelia but no one's talking about how *Shrek is part of the Akatsuki*
🧐
🧐
Villager: *Can carry hundreds of turnips and more*
Also Villager: *Struggles to push a cup*
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be
@Pamilton Chu lol 😂
@@logicactiv ur pfp XD
Maybe all those turnips are weighing the Island Representative down, and that's why it's so hard to aim any form of shovel.
Failboat: Im doomed. If I keep getting trolled I'll never sell these turnips. I need an honest person. I need someone I can trust
Sigellia: hold my turnips
Angel Nava Sigellia: Hold my 40$
Everyone is gangster until you accidentally forget to sell your turnips that you speant your life savings on and it’s the next sunday.
At least you can get Ants
Lolipop Gachas delete it
charlottedang Your wish is my command, sorry
@@pequenil what was the comment?
gianluca m nOoootHinG
Failboat’s content is so dumb, funny and strange that I can’t even think of what to comment.
yes, just say yes
As it should be
so’s your name
:)
I hate it so much but I believe in it one hondo precento
I call it crackhead content. What I watch every day
Tom nook: *says 1 letter*
Everybody who plays animal crossing: that’s something to prove that he is evil.
Well he is
I know bruh he just wants to help you build a house with debts adn taxes and yall mad pressed even though its pretty much real life 😐
@GAMEY CUBER101 Yes
Fun fact: Tom nook donates 90% of his earnings to an orphanage
@@GuessImSylvale it checks out that you have an among us PFP and “gaming” in your username.
Alternative title:
“Animal Crossing but S T O N K S”
when the turnips expire, S T U N K S
When you eat fruit- helth
"S T A L K S"
S T A L N K S
Captain Chicken Nugget STINKS
Everyone @ Sigelia: Careful, shes a hero
Sigelia: being amazing
Me: screaming at my friends for running through my collection of roses
Why was the fist thing I thought of when he said Saturday was:
“It’s Saturday night and I got no plans ima stay at home and yell at the moon. Get out of the sky!”
*Sad Sokka noises*
@@j-man3267 I've never even watched ATLA but I laughed at that reference-
THE PROBLEM:
mild to severe quarantine-induced bad mood.
THE SOLUTION:
turnips.
Yes
_Yes_
OURSELVES
I am honored to know our Saint Sigelia has joined our ranks. May you find prosperity and peace, sweet Sigelia.
Long live the boat.
Andreagreen757 is a great place for you to say it is the only thing that has to be able to get a job and be able to get a good night ill see if you could get a hotel for that
@@andreagreen6233 what? I am confusion
@@vyronix5698 hi sorry this is her mother that was my kid that wrote that 🤦♀️🤦♀️
“lämp: waiting for Silksong.” Don’t we all
Do you know where that person is? Because I'm going to attack them no matter what.
@@candygamer_cg what?
15 months later and I'm still waiting
Not even a release date, we suffer together brothers
I never beat hollow knight but I'm super excited for silksong!
Edit: I beat it!
He actually renamed it stocks. What a power move.
I don't even remember the previous titles were, "animal crossing but turnips" maybe?
The next room is the one where I leave with a plane and go *Weee*
-Failboat, 202
ah yes i remember when he said that about 1800 years ago
Lol yeah
Ah i remember when i heard failboat say that about 1700 years ago. edit:its actually 1818 years or 1819 if your reading this in 2021
0
When the opening bit is actually relatable to the time we are in right now
This is the most useful way of making a successful turnip farm, hopefully they don’t expire though.. because you will no longer have any Quarantine Food to binge on
I was just waiting for that one room in Sigelia's house just filled with the most cursed things imaginable, but I guess not. Good on you, Sigelia.
Sigelia is officially the most popular person on this animal crossing Failboat community
that is a kind of person you would wanna become in animal crossing
“You wake up, it’s Saturday. You make some morning coffee, make some scrambled eggs-
………OH NO THE TURNIPS ARE EXPIRING TOMORROW *WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEE*
WOOMY
the disappointment on your face when you found out my shop had just closed
Stay back demon, you have killed me more times than the absolute radiance itself.
that wasn’t funny :/
i didnt know it closed at 10 till it was too late
Now you know
Evil doomsday demon
THE PROBLEM: THE TURNIPS BE EXPIRING SOON
THE SOLUTION: USE, EXTORT THE VIEWERS AND EXPLOIT MY POWER WHILE SLIGHTLY FAILING
Thats why hes called failboat
Ba dum tsss
Title is currently “animal crossing but turnips”
Also this is giving mild anxiety watching this happen, watching chat fly by, watching the DMs fly by. Ouch
I can barely handle being in a discord with like 5 people haha I couldn't imagine that! Social media gives me too much anxiety, I'm glad I'm not popular!
“Lämp where are you in the sea? Call out to me”
Maybe Lämp downloaded the Animal Crossing New Horizons sea swimming update early.
I don’t know man but all I’m saying is he went to Nintendo and like he took the update data and installed it.
OML genius
" *OH GOD THE TURNIPS ARE EXPIREING TOMORROW* "
-Failboat
Hate to be that guy, but it's "EXPIRING", not "EXPIREING"
lol funny 69 like lmao lol funny funny
@@titohermanto1829 hate
"atchuly" :nerdemoji:
Imagine how sangelia must have reacted when she saw that
“Animal Crossing but Turnips” was the title in case he changes it.
You FOOL!
He dis
What was the original title?
Galfin the Ghost Animal Crossing but turnips
I can't be the only one who hasn't been able to wake up before 12 PM for turnips because of my terrible quarantine sleep schedule
..... Right?
I did that last week and the turnip prices were the highest they've been ever 😔
Twice. I missed turnips twice
I mean I don't do turnips but I can relate
I have strategy, go to sleep very early so u can get up at 7am
Oh hey again
Failboat: A full grown man who just got 1 million dollars. Timmy and Tommy: Children who has unlimited amount of JIGGLY BOYS
Dan: Shrek backward is curse
Me: laughs for 7 minutes straight and dies inside
kersh
kerhS
0:04 Ah yes, I also inhale my milk like im a black hole.
My personal favorite parts of the saturday milk is the glass and the shutterstock logo
@@churupinha3510 ikr? My Saturday morning isn't complete without it.
i inhale my milk with cereal
@@GoldenGamerFox7272fromYT does the cereal have a getty images logo and/or a white room around it?
Good, you are normal.
"Exploiting my power is really tough, its really tough"
Fail Boat 2020
Dude, seing those Discord dms roll in like a tsunami, gives me hella anxiety
0:00 I am experiencing the exact same senario my brother spent 600 thousand on turnips and Tommy's only selling them for 48 per turnip
Sad
I FEEL this so hard
28,800 bells
What happened?
“WE GOT A DM”
**aggressively runs past pogs**
We're never going to see the other Shrek room.
WE'RE NEVER GOING TO SEE THE OTHER SHREK ROOM!
NOOOOOOO!!!
“Tom nook, I’ll get you the money Tomorrow. I’ve invested in the turnip-“
Tom Nook: “The M O N E Y”
failboat: why am i upside down
me: i didn't know you moved to Australia
Me: uses these vids to fall asleep
Failboat : *OH GOD THE TURNIPS ARE EXPIRING TMR.*
Me: O-O
SIGELIA is a ledgend I FRIKING CRIED WHEN HE GOT IT! TOT TOT
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Nobody on the planet earth:
Failboat: t u r n i p s .
*turnip*
OH GOD THE TURNIPS ARE EXPIRING TOMORROW
Failboat: Yo guys I need to sell my turnips
Some guy: *P I G G Y*
12:48
oh my gosh, I was about to cry at that moment
Sigelia is the MVP here but lämp's prank was amazing
It's not even my stonks, but my heart raced at the sight of the total money he got.
Let's get a "HERO!" in the chat for Sigelia!
HERO!
HERO!
3:08 "Lämp dont exist"
Ä: am I a joke to you?
Also, im offended. Ä does exist in my language
in your language, but not on his keyboard
@@cloverlovania long press it and it will show up
@@xiqikxx8967 i'm on a laptop
@@cloverlovania ooohhh ok then my bad
@@xiqikxx8967 no ive an actuall ä on my keyboard
Theory: the shrek curse made his turnips expire
GalaxyOrbs91 Don’t you mean the shrek kerhs?
Katy Ivie :O
Segelia the hero we all need, and the one none of us deserve
0:03 ah yes how we consume the liquid dairy product
Imagine someone sold you massive amounts of turnips and the very next day they go off
We've been tricked, backstabbed and quite possibly bamboozled
i brought like two stacks from daisy mae, forgot to put them on the ground and they expired D:
When you realize the turnips
expire today and when you go to the shop they’re selling for one bell
7:10
We’ve been tricked, fooled, and quite possibly bamboozled
Funny enough, I actually started watching this on a Saturday morning.
"Let's just trust this"
Famous last words
9:55 this might not be the most despair I’ve ever seen in Failboat, but it’s certainly up there.
Daniel was filled with dispair when Arms died. i think everyone did
RIP Arms you will be missed
I was in the stream when all of this happened, this was a trip ngl!
Also all say THANK YOU SEGELIA!!!
Sigelia is a true, respected hero. God bless you.
From "You wake up" to "The idea is simple"
Failboat has grown so much
I sincerely hope that 1:38 is the Fail-MPG crossover that none of us knew we wanted
wut... I don't even think they know each other
Sigelia was ACTUALLY so polite ^^
i genuinely almost cried when he actually found the island with the good price
(You watch Failboat too?)
@@LittleGamerWasTaken am I supposed to know you?
@@pumpkin_pants3828 I thought you were also in the chat for the Porksworth stream last night, ot I'm slowly going insane.
@@LittleGamerWasTaken yeah I was, I'm at most of his streams. Actually, I think I remember you. What a strange coincidence
i genuinely almost cried when i saw you twos replies :3
Failboat: *trying to sell turnips*
Animal Crossing New Horizons Discord: *exist*
Moral of the story, always trust a person named Sigalia,, and never trust Shrek
1:46 MsmX_Monster_Handler_2005 this name is based on the mobile game My Singing Monsters, which I find funny because I was literally playing My Singing Monsters, then decided I was done and opened UA-cam to find this video in my recommended
Edit: Sagaci has appeared multiple times not only in Failboat streams but in Failboat videos, somehow they keep showing up
Finally a My Singing Monsters comment
Sigellia’s Nook’s Cranny has declared bankruptcy.
Everyone else: investing
Me: COME ON ROT SO I CAN PUT THE ANT IN MY MEUSEAM
Same!
Keep it out also, you can get the fly
@@purtlethetenguin you get the fly with a tin can not spoiled turnips
"Why's Fail crying?" "CAUSE HE JUST GOT DUNKED ON!"
where was sans in this video?
where was the basketball hoop?
failboat didn’t cry...
and please come back with happy cheery stuff to say
alternate title animals crossing to get turnips
*-but remember your supposed to be inside-*
edge lord i see u everyware
Ya know what gives me anxiety? seeing people upload animal crossing videos about how much they have progressed while i'm just sitting here watching JoJo memes.
I remember being present during this stream.
The true reason I am here and subbed now.
I'm proud.
Everyone literally pulled a reverse uno card on ya man
For those watching this after he obviously changes the name: the name was animal crossing but turnips.
Please pin this comment for all to see the glorious ancestor of the new name
Zane Popat it’s been ten hours and the name has not changed.
The name is still the same as of now. 4:59pm EST May 3 2020
Huh, he usually makes the name something like “expired crossing”
Told you it was inevitable
It’s stonks now
Everyone: talks about Segelia
Me: 14:55 damn noice halberd music
This is one of the only series I wake up too and actually enjoy
Failboat:You wake up! Its Saturday!
Me: well...Then I dont wake up...*proceeds to sleep*
2:01 looks like EA owns PIGGY now
Fail :it’s Saturday
Me who is an Aussie: fool
"their waiting for silksong news"
**slams fist** DAMMIT
and then a legendary phrase was made "you wake up"
yuo wake up ghdcfjsgn mf,lokhijmfg jhghfdghfgdgf
4:19
Wait... is that *MEH?!*
Holy mother of Mr Behemoth Screamoth, that’s a lot of turnips
8:20 how did Shrek the ogrelord get the music All-Star in his house? It isn't the town tune (because it's too long), and obviously it's not a K.K. song. How did they do it?
I also wanna know, I wouldn't believe he would do all the work to edit it in and make it sound real, but don't mention it
@@nico8667 Yeah, okay. Failboat probably did edit it in for the video, but I won't mention it.
@@kirinc-s.7156 No, that he would edit it in but never acknowledge its existence. He didn't mention it, you can mention it if you want
@@nico8667 ah, yes, Failboat would never mention something as holy as that
Can we just imagine how special and happy sigelia felt?! :)
I am in fact “That_One_Guy54 with a communist kermit icon. I have since rebranded but I have been forever immortalized in a failboat video.
Failboat: there’s no way this is a bait
*is a bait*
Failboat: there is no way this is real
*is real*