Wise Words By Jake the Dog

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  • @ВероникаКурчанова
    @ВероникаКурчанова 2 роки тому +1000

    Being chill and wise like Jake is my goal

  • @WhimsicalCreature457
    @WhimsicalCreature457 Рік тому +531

    “To live life, you need problems. If you get everything you want whenever you want it what’s the point of living.” Facts, bro. Facts.

    • @nationalsocialist6590
      @nationalsocialist6590 Рік тому +13

      The Lich should have listened.

    • @artfulanders8449
      @artfulanders8449 Рік тому +14

      Tbh, I kinda agree with BMO that "It's stupid"
      Why live life through problems that you could easily solve?

    • @Chadmiral
      @Chadmiral Рік тому

      ​@@artfulanders8449Because a lot of problems vary from person to person,and more can arise from just a singular problem.
      "I need this thing to get/do that thing." For example:
      You're late for work,can't find your keys.
      Your problem is there,missing keys.
      Eventually,you find your keys,but you're still running late.
      See what I mean?

    • @owab5286
      @owab5286 8 місяців тому

      One of the best quotes and explains why de doesn’t use his powers like crazy

    • @christiely5832
      @christiely5832 7 місяців тому

      Survived high school on that quote

  • @lancetheking7524
    @lancetheking7524 Рік тому +516

    "Do not do tier 15"
    Years later...
    Lady Unicorn: *"I'm pregnant"*

    • @hippothehippo
      @hippothehippo Рік тому +56

      To be fair Jake’s already a fully grown adult when the series starts, he has probably a normal dog lifespan.

    • @justpinguvibin2894
      @justpinguvibin2894 Рік тому +26

      Well he only told that to Finn not himself. Finn was 13 lol

    • @JadeMythriil
      @JadeMythriil Рік тому +11

      i just realized he was talking about lady rainicorn when he was giving that advice. And I was wondering why he was talking about a horn unless it was some secret innuendo I don't know about.

    • @Frenzy_Ice
      @Frenzy_Ice Рік тому +6

      @@hippothehippoalso his gf is made of freaking fire

    • @dracodragon1743
      @dracodragon1743 8 місяців тому +1

      😳 I'm-- puppies

  • @chemicallylemon
    @chemicallylemon Рік тому +372

    "bad buscuits make the baker broke bro" I'm gonna start using that one lol

  • @bobross1340
    @bobross1340 Рік тому +166

    Now that I’m thinking about it Jake never feared death

    • @susanalastri4014
      @susanalastri4014 4 місяці тому +19

      Duh he BEFRIENDED death

    • @RevolutionaryLoser
      @RevolutionaryLoser 3 місяці тому

      Most people can deal with the fear of death. Only the truly brave can face the fear of living the only life youve been given.

    • @WhoKnowsAnymore
      @WhoKnowsAnymore 2 місяці тому +5

      in one episode he was destined to die, he didnt care, he was ready, it was the natural course of life to him.

  • @Happywaffle1010
    @Happywaffle1010 Рік тому +359

    Jake gives inconsistent advice. I think the point is to not always listen to what he says, but to think about it

    • @grilledcheezie247
      @grilledcheezie247 5 місяців тому +51

      I interpret it as how life advice is constantly inconsistent, that in certain situations the same advice we hear can get overdone and at times demotivating, and it’s all about changing your perspective constantly to keep going

    • @ArtlessDreamz
      @ArtlessDreamz 4 місяці тому +8

      That’s a good point! Especially when it comes to everyone else

    • @BobManHobbit
      @BobManHobbit 4 місяці тому +3

      Considering Jake is JT Dogzone, your take is very valid. Jake says as much himself

    • @oleb.6203
      @oleb.6203 Місяць тому +1

      And he doesn‘t even live by his own advice all the time, like how he saved his cup after throwing it out the window

  • @alexdemetriou-d6n
    @alexdemetriou-d6n Рік тому +118

    "You know what bro, I'm glad your here. Cause dying together sucks a little less than dying alone". That one hits me for some reason. him saying that in such a calm manner makes him give the impression on if he did die that moment, he would have died in peace. I feel a sense of sadness but happiness at the same time. The more you hear it, the more you understand what I am saying.

  • @chrisjackson1889
    @chrisjackson1889 Рік тому +167

    4:55 this is horrifyingly hilarious

  • @TheProswagonist
    @TheProswagonist Рік тому +122

    Saddest thing about Jake's things about aging was that now from the Fionna and Cake show, we know Finn is 29 there and Jake is already gone, so the bro was dead serious about his 40s being older than he ever wanted to be.😢

    • @xedgelord75x65
      @xedgelord75x65 7 місяців тому +4

      i mean he was a dog so he probably couldn’t have lived longer if he wanted to

    • @jacksonvoet8312
      @jacksonvoet8312 6 місяців тому +7

      Based on the fact that he’s also part cosmic alien, and the future crystal in the infinity train showing he could live as long as Finn, Jake’s death wasn’t of old age. But that’s all we know.

    • @greygaston1263
      @greygaston1263 2 місяці тому +1

      @@jacksonvoet8312 it’s possible that Finn used magic to keep jack alive in that timeline.

    • @jacksonvoet8312
      @jacksonvoet8312 2 місяці тому +1

      @@greygaston1263 Yeah, but since it wasn’t even implied, and the Rainicorn pups also live as long as humans, I do think that Jake could’ve theoretically lived as long as Finn, but died of an unknown cause.

    • @greygaston1263
      @greygaston1263 2 місяці тому +1

      @@jacksonvoet8312 maybe his death has something to do with the hundred flavor ice cream.

  • @KalebTheDuck
    @KalebTheDuck 9 місяців тому +58

    Funny thing is, i actually go by his "sweatpants" rule. i try not to leave the house looking like i just got out of bed. i'd rather have my dignity.

  • @SinLambda
    @SinLambda Рік тому +30

    BMO - "Oh no! My favorite window!"

  • @liawatt1639
    @liawatt1639 Рік тому +83

    Another good one is “strangers are just friends you haven’t taken candy from yet!”

  • @Jay-uu5lu
    @Jay-uu5lu Рік тому +37

    4:57 he explained tier 15

  • @k.r.jrandomchannel8022
    @k.r.jrandomchannel8022 3 місяці тому +10

    "trust me bro, im smarter than everyone" he really is i would listen to EVERYTHING jake says

  • @angelnavarro553
    @angelnavarro553 Рік тому +33

    i totally forgot about the "respect the P-bizz... FLAME PRINCESS"

  • @charleyaquino430
    @charleyaquino430 4 місяці тому +7

    bruh, jake is my spirit animal

  • @tohru2596
    @tohru2596 Рік тому +38

    a show that proves dogs are man's best friend

  • @ItsChevnotJeff
    @ItsChevnotJeff 29 днів тому +1

    I like how Finn had these eyes and when he began to see Jake as wise, he turned into an old man but is glad that Finn atleast listened to him

  • @zigzag2b492
    @zigzag2b492 Рік тому +20

    Spiders will rule the world one day. Only then will the ants team up with the vending machines to defend the moon.

  • @belialkott
    @belialkott 6 місяців тому +11

    I wish I had a brother like Jake

  • @M8X6
    @M8X6 Рік тому +10

    After 10 years I finally found out what teir 15 was

  • @TheTopHatNerd-sz7dp
    @TheTopHatNerd-sz7dp 7 місяців тому +6

    And that’s why he got into the 50th dead world

  • @finchat2382
    @finchat2382 4 місяці тому +4

    3:02 God damn. Didn't have to roast bro like that.

  • @Twinmill69227
    @Twinmill69227 Рік тому +7

    The problems one is the wisest thing I heard

  • @kalvin187douglas
    @kalvin187douglas 2 місяці тому +1

    “I need to unpack my last decade before embarking on my next decade. 20s are for regretting,30s are for being dignified, and 40s are older than I wanna be.” 0:04

  • @titaniumbeast2414
    @titaniumbeast2414 4 місяці тому +2

    jake gets his mug back right after lol

  • @TepoMariscal
    @TepoMariscal Місяць тому

    3:47 “Trust me dude I’m smarter than everyone” such a real quote

  • @sliggumzz
    @sliggumzz 10 місяців тому +2

    “you gotta respect a man’s P-biz”

  • @scarlightemperor3410
    @scarlightemperor3410 Рік тому +8

    Up the wizard stairs...

  • @gurgle-v4c
    @gurgle-v4c 4 місяці тому +2

    about too hit 30 this weekend... about to go unpack my 20's..

  • @NoWay-xb3wm
    @NoWay-xb3wm 7 місяців тому +1

    Literally my one and only comfort character ❤️

  • @memenazi7078
    @memenazi7078 Рік тому +9

    Give-up-on-life-pants

  • @mickwoodfield5926
    @mickwoodfield5926 Місяць тому +1

    1:09 0:26 and 5:15 are the wisest quotes

  • @therealrealwizz
    @therealrealwizz Рік тому +8

    J.T.Dogzone

    • @jacksonvoet8312
      @jacksonvoet8312 6 місяців тому

      Nah, that was when he was inexperienced and angsty. It’s why he actually usually doesn’t have good romantic advice.

  • @jadenthane7196
    @jadenthane7196 Місяць тому

    Hard to imagine this is the voice of Marcus Fenix

  • @teentitans0
    @teentitans0 Рік тому +3

    5:07 😂

  • @jackthefrog80085
    @jackthefrog80085 Місяць тому

    3:22 season 1 art style jumpscare

  • @InamikQuestionMark
    @InamikQuestionMark Рік тому +2

    Came here for 'work and fun don't mix unless you're a clown'

  • @Logan-gy6qq
    @Logan-gy6qq 10 місяців тому

    I hope to get to use one of his amazing quotes for my senior year of high school

  • @mars-uu3bu
    @mars-uu3bu 7 місяців тому

    Bmo is always hammering the jokes on the point

  • @atlasprime6193
    @atlasprime6193 2 місяці тому

    No wonder he reached the 50th level in the afterlife after he died.

  • @landenhickman1633
    @landenhickman1633 4 місяці тому +1

    “Do not do tier 15” 🗣️

  • @cabes5396
    @cabes5396 3 місяці тому

    listen closely to the music in the show where can find those audio files

  • @CODDE117
    @CODDE117 Рік тому +3

    Love me some wise Jake content

  • @jeremytung1632
    @jeremytung1632 7 місяців тому

    I was expecting the diatribe about the law.

  • @andyghkfilm2287
    @andyghkfilm2287 7 місяців тому

    _magic powahhss… magic powahhss foah absolutely freee…_

  • @charleyaquino430
    @charleyaquino430 4 місяці тому

    jake is my spirit animal hahaha

  • @DemiTrusdale3
    @DemiTrusdale3 Рік тому +13

    The sad thing is that… the banañials thing isn’t that far off. Real nanas have seeds.

    • @DemiTrusdale3
      @DemiTrusdale3 Рік тому +1

      To make our modern day bananas, we have to infect a different tree with banana material so that they can crap banana bushel loads.
      These banana are all clumped together into giant balls. That employees have to pull apart into bunches for sale. In the markets.
      Separated from their clump, and shipped miles away, they tend to go bad without protection.

  • @elijahbaker781
    @elijahbaker781 Рік тому

    I wish I had a dog like jake

  • @tobamaree
    @tobamaree 2 місяці тому

    Bad biscuits make the baker broke bro 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

  • @TheFierySkull
    @TheFierySkull 6 місяців тому

    "You gotta fEeEeEeEeEeL it..." would be hilarious if taken out of context.

  • @kevinrapalo5954
    @kevinrapalo5954 4 місяці тому

    Keep this channel alive pls

  • @JilliamGrignon
    @JilliamGrignon 6 місяців тому

    I need a friend like Jake the dog💯❤️😎

  • @kalvin187douglas
    @kalvin187douglas 2 місяці тому

    Jake: To live life you need problems
    BMO: That’s Stupid!
    Jake: If you get everything you want the minute you want it, what’s the point in living?! 0:24
    BMO: 😮

  • @edcristianhanopol6141
    @edcristianhanopol6141 4 місяці тому +1

    High Wisdom but Low Intelligence Stat

  • @nexenzy5825
    @nexenzy5825 Рік тому +18

    does anyone know what he says at 0:57 ?

    • @Garmacon
      @Garmacon Рік тому +22

      What he said and what he was trying to say are definitely different.
      He said "Jyozu de gamate ne" but was likely trying to say "Jyozu de ganbatte ne" (上手で頑張ってね)which directly translated is kinda "skillfully do your best okay" but in essence is just Jake telling Finn good luck.

  • @robertotorres661
    @robertotorres661 4 місяці тому +1

    What's the name of the music from "heart of a princess" chapter

  • @tigdakid
    @tigdakid 4 місяці тому

    Idk how wise some of these words are

  • @_TheScreecher_
    @_TheScreecher_ 2 місяці тому

    Man das brazy doe

  • @halcyonacoustic7366
    @halcyonacoustic7366 10 місяців тому

    Jozu de! Gambate ne!

  • @aminebenussf6565
    @aminebenussf6565 Рік тому +3

    Nice content bro 👍🏾 keep going

  • @morganman592
    @morganman592 4 місяці тому

    "mmm. egg in me."

  • @Keboooo
    @Keboooo 4 місяці тому

    Why did you stop posting come back rn.

  • @Hamantha
    @Hamantha Рік тому

    You didn’t even include the speech from Abstract!

  • @Easy-m9v
    @Easy-m9v 4 місяці тому

    He's wise but i think a lot of the times he was high maybe

  • @finger_me_hard_daddy
    @finger_me_hard_daddy Місяць тому

    "Unattractive people are desperate" True

  • @Smilednathan
    @Smilednathan Рік тому

    No one:
    Dr. Seuss:

  • @DaPot03
    @DaPot03 2 місяці тому +1

    BAÑAÑULS

  • @andrewsherrillmusic
    @andrewsherrillmusic 6 місяців тому

    Stay away from that!!

  • @skeleton_the_roaster42
    @skeleton_the_roaster42 Рік тому +2

    A wise person once said "TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES"

  • @DahHourglass
    @DahHourglass Рік тому +8

    Wwww whats tear 15 🤢🤢🤢

  • @zask7213
    @zask7213 2 місяці тому

    "well evil sure, but hes unattractive and unattractive people are desperate" lmao😂

  • @PersonManManManMan
    @PersonManManManMan 4 місяці тому

    (262)

  • @adamkad2951
    @adamkad2951 7 місяців тому

    Day 6 of asking juicy for a $100k bonus buy

  • @vantaisback2660
    @vantaisback2660 Рік тому +3

    Trust me "DUDE" I'm smarter than everyone!
    - Suuure Jake, sure you are.

  • @zask7213
    @zask7213 2 місяці тому +1

    "well evil sure, but hes unattractive and unattractive people are desperate" lmao😂