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  • @Buffybeatthacheeks
    @Buffybeatthacheeks 4 роки тому +7459

    “Let me just unsheathe this little beauty of a blade.” Iconic.

    • @boboloon
      @boboloon 4 роки тому +285

      An absolutely iconic line indeed. It's right up there with "Totally Tubular, Dude!".

    • @A_Black_Sheep94
      @A_Black_Sheep94 4 роки тому +230

      That's what I say before I pound the tuna.

    • @zander3096
      @zander3096 3 роки тому +72

      I swear to God I just read this as he said it in the video

    • @xDakmia
      @xDakmia 3 роки тому +37

      Literally read this comment and not even 2 seconds later he said it and I about shit myself

    • @exist0rman
      @exist0rman 3 роки тому +127

      I like to tell myself he was being cringy on purpose for his own channel

  • @scotty977
    @scotty977 4 роки тому +4495

    wait hold on a minute did he seriously beat shadow the hedgehog on kiss your ass goodbye mode without taking any damage? It's an honor to be in his second hand presence.

    • @suupernovidd4658
      @suupernovidd4658 3 роки тому +541

      Believe what you will, doesn’t matter to him.

    • @Awaken_To_0
      @Awaken_To_0 3 роки тому +58

      @@suupernovidd4658 Looking Cool, Genesis!

    • @lankykong798
      @lankykong798 2 роки тому +96

      I really can’t tell if he’s being ironic or not

    • @dongloid
      @dongloid 2 роки тому +247

      @@lankykong798 He has a picture on his phone to prove it

    • @buhgingo2933
      @buhgingo2933 2 роки тому +170

      @@dongloid his phone is dead at the damn moment tho

  • @Goodsuh
    @Goodsuh 4 роки тому +5328

    I love how Oney hypes up Genesis. He isnt mean to him he just has fun with him.

    • @someman66
      @someman66 4 роки тому +1077

      He knows what will happen if he even thinks to threaten him. Ding ding was a grim reminder of that fate

    • @some_guy117
      @some_guy117 4 роки тому +303

      @Some Man I heard his computer is still fryed to this day

    • @H56Nooc
      @H56Nooc 4 роки тому +281

      Chris doesn't have a death wish obviously

    • @wretneck
      @wretneck 4 роки тому +94

      we need him now more than ever

    • @stankmongerjones
      @stankmongerjones 4 роки тому +31

      @@someman66 what did ding ding do I am not up to date

  • @f0rm0r
    @f0rm0r 3 роки тому +1521

    tomar's ability to ignore his friends while they talk about his wife and cat being tortured and killed gruesomely will never cease to amaze me

    • @satan1189
      @satan1189 3 роки тому +88

      Then he sticks his fingers in his ears and screams

    • @TheLeNiBo
      @TheLeNiBo 2 роки тому +94

      But when his hypothetical dog dies in the arms of the man who loved him, he _roars._

    • @ldmt1995
      @ldmt1995 2 роки тому +10

      And he adds another name to the hit list.

    • @AtomicFlounder42
      @AtomicFlounder42 Рік тому +76

      Chris: "you should crucify you wife"
      Zach: "6 layers of skin gone, screaming like a banshee, wiggling around in the dirt"
      Tomar: "Guess this is a deadend, where am I supposed to go?"

    • @absolutegarbage3654
      @absolutegarbage3654 Рік тому +13

      he is a true stoike

  • @nannesoar
    @nannesoar Рік тому +336

    that startrek one is so great, just happened to find the perfect group of people that got chris's sense of humour

    • @LordieJr
      @LordieJr Рік тому +6

      Ikr😂

    • @bobaorc7839
      @bobaorc7839 5 місяців тому +28

      The captain has his own UA-cam channel and he has the funniest video called "Star Trek Captain Loses Control of his Crew" and it's just a drunk guy in his 50's and a drunk guy in his 20's trying to out-alpha the other over VR while the 50 year old's wife drunkenly yells at him. It's actually brilliant.

  • @dom-og1yf
    @dom-og1yf 4 роки тому +5089

    the “somebody get this guy a youtube channel” always gets me

    • @glurganergc4856
      @glurganergc4856 4 роки тому +331

      I love that dude so much

    • @stankmongerjones
      @stankmongerjones 4 роки тому +450

      "I gotta meet your parents, man!" perfect

    • @jesseking1403
      @jesseking1403 4 роки тому +194

      "If only you knew, my friend."

    • @xxxShiroKirixxx
      @xxxShiroKirixxx 4 роки тому +95

      *he needs to play with this guy for the love of God* 😂😂😂😂

    • @linkahedron6220
      @linkahedron6220 4 роки тому +200

      That dude seemed so genuinely cool and nice

  • @SleepySqwid
    @SleepySqwid 4 роки тому +2685

    Genesis whisper-screaming when he gets hyped sends my sides to orbit.

    • @Kelpflakes
      @Kelpflakes 4 роки тому +320

      Its like he wants to scream but he doesn’t want to wake his mom in the next room

    • @Char1ieC
      @Char1ieC 4 роки тому +156

      @@Kelpflakes genesis is a good boy in game and irl

    • @ouguhhh
      @ouguhhh 4 роки тому +4

      @@Kelpflakes dafuq

    • @HickoryChip0
      @HickoryChip0 4 роки тому +17

      The basement isn't very soundproof

    • @A_Black_Sheep94
      @A_Black_Sheep94 4 роки тому +16

      I bet his mom is abusive honestly. Just a hunch.

  • @DangHippiesPlease
    @DangHippiesPlease 4 роки тому +8488

    Zach has single handedly destroyed my sense of humor to the point of no return

    • @Kikiapina
      @Kikiapina 4 роки тому +410

      No going backarius after you listen to Zacharius

    • @yoghurtlord1745
      @yoghurtlord1745 4 роки тому +353

      Right? The guy has permanently molded my sense of humour into a monstrosity

    • @finnual
      @finnual 4 роки тому +463

      It's gotten to the point where I can only laugh if the joke involves some kind of tiny skittering goblin/ghoul/creature. Wouldn't change it for the world.

    • @breadlast
      @breadlast 4 роки тому +196

      Honestly Zack's humor is practically entirely just him saying nasty sounding words and saying "little man" and I love it.

    • @joshfredrickson5072
      @joshfredrickson5072 4 роки тому +55

      That's what Lyle did to me in middle school.

  • @masterrace921
    @masterrace921 4 роки тому +2049

    “I just reported you six times in a row”
    *backflips for effect*

    • @Espis95
      @Espis95 3 роки тому +25

      @Grizz Bandicoot 1:40:20

    • @OrtonLongGaming
      @OrtonLongGaming 3 роки тому +6

      I read this right before it happened

  • @MrJ158n
    @MrJ158n 4 роки тому +1770

    Can't get over that guy getting pissed over Chris making baby noises

    • @rokronroff
      @rokronroff 3 роки тому +16

      Which playthrough is that? I'm having trouble finding it.

    • @MrJ158n
      @MrJ158n 3 роки тому +22

      @@rokronroff Friday the 13th

    • @soundwavefantasy
      @soundwavefantasy 3 роки тому +20

      He sounds like Matt

    • @gunk6406
      @gunk6406 3 роки тому +14

      give me the controller, im sick of this shit.

    • @paulisaperson0516
      @paulisaperson0516 3 роки тому +29

      Why do people always get mad at Chris for baby related things

  • @TheChildofAuraReborn
    @TheChildofAuraReborn 4 роки тому +2047

    "I wanna meet your parents."
    I started shrieking with laughter.
    Also the whole clip with Genesis really solidifies what Chris was saying years ago on SleepyCabin about how he loves people like that and hates when other people bully them or mess with them in a mean way.

    • @HusbandofLois
      @HusbandofLois 3 роки тому +177

      That's so true, I'm surprised more people don't have that view. With the exception of people like ChrisChan, hate stops people from continuing or turns them into assholes.

    • @TheChildofAuraReborn
      @TheChildofAuraReborn 3 роки тому +110

      @@HusbandofLois To be honest, I think the reason why more people aren't like that is because Chris is, from what I've seen, a genuinely easy-going person who just likes finding fun in really weird places. It probably sounds really lame but his videos and the community I find in the comments' section makes me feel better as an autistic person. We can all just make autism jokes and laugh.

    • @madmanpecos
      @madmanpecos 3 роки тому +23

      Even though I used to be like that I’d still find it entertaining to mess with people like that. Tough love ig

    • @germpot
      @germpot 3 роки тому +64

      @@TheChildofAuraReborn Chris was laughing at him in the video, I don't think it was a friendly thing. Genesis Valentine was a joke to Chris and Ding Dong. They were laughing at him because his behaviour was outside of what society deems socially acceptable, because he's a loser.

    • @maximusthedude8305
      @maximusthedude8305 3 роки тому +232

      @@germpot Yeah, but they weren’t laughing to his face, they were only ever nice to him in person. Even though they found it funny (like most of the people watching this video) they still treated him with respect and they never talked down to him, they just played along. I can see how someone would interpret that as being a bit two-faced but I think that even though Chris was kind of acting and pretending to be really impressed there was nothing malicious about it, Genesis Valentine probably thought that Chris was one of the nicest people he’d met in the game in a while and really loved that someone was actually engaging with him like that. Chris was actually trying to be kind and treat the dude well and I don’t think he thought less of him at all. And, as I said, most people watching the video found it funny. There’s no need to feel bad about finding something funny as long as you are not demeaning about it

  • @zacharonivevoalt6216
    @zacharonivevoalt6216 4 роки тому +2559

    The startrek guy was legit nice, he was like "I'm ganna add you man" he seemed sweet and they all laughed together like homies hanging out

  • @Nihilixx
    @Nihilixx 4 роки тому +2743

    Whenever you encounter ragers in games use the Chris and dingdong method of yelling "boohoo baby gonna make a stinky mama mia." That is excellent work.

    • @GIRru11
      @GIRru11 3 роки тому +203

      Its funny how most of the time they have no actual comeback with that whenever anyone does that to them

  • @4747474747bigal
    @4747474747bigal 4 роки тому +667

    Zach laughing so hard he's pounding the table when Chris shows him how he hid cats in the walls/spawned a swarm of bats behind him really cracked me up. Best part.

    • @beastysped3270
      @beastysped3270 2 роки тому +3

      Do you have the video where that happened, I still don't know the full context of why he was spawning those

    • @drenchedinsyrupp6059
      @drenchedinsyrupp6059 2 роки тому +11

      @@beastysped3270 “Zach’s Grand Minecraft Adventure”

    • @beastysped3270
      @beastysped3270 2 роки тому +3

      @@drenchedinsyrupp6059 appreciate it :)

  • @jamesnelav2649
    @jamesnelav2649 4 роки тому +629

    I never realized how much you can mess with someone without ever being explicitly mean or rude to them at all.

    • @drifter402
      @drifter402 4 роки тому +62

      It means you can do it longer

    • @WrightOnTarget
      @WrightOnTarget 2 роки тому +81

      Gassing up odd eccentrics who say odd things is usually the best way to go, everyone wins there

    • @zachsutton6195
      @zachsutton6195 Рік тому +10

      The Dunkey method

    • @TylerHolt-hh5cf
      @TylerHolt-hh5cf Рік тому +10

      *Wakes up in a cold sweat, the photo, of my seemingly supportive parents, fading away*

    • @guaceldono7231
      @guaceldono7231 6 місяців тому

      @@TylerHolt-hh5cfWhat?

  • @cheetoschrist5685
    @cheetoschrist5685 4 роки тому +3580

    I love that whenever Chris does his like manly-gentleman voice he's almost guaranteed to get the entire room laughing

  • @Magnitude7
    @Magnitude7 4 роки тому +2307

    Rumor has it that Genesis Valentine is Tomars estranged son, which would explain how and why he’s so powerful.

    • @timothytzovolos153
      @timothytzovolos153 4 роки тому +122

      Genesis is destined to overthrow Tomar when he has all unique Tomar Emeralds. He will then use them to protect the innocent for the rest of his days

    • @olivergraham-horne8556
      @olivergraham-horne8556 4 роки тому +101

      I confronted Tomar with these rumours in a recent Scientology gathering and he just said, “Erm...cringe.” Then preceded to grab the nearest baby with his gorilla like hands and drop kick it as hard and far as he could. I think he just doesn’t want to pay child support.

    • @Kelpflakes
      @Kelpflakes 4 роки тому +72

      The red jewel on his armor is one of the tomar emeralds, the only way to obtain it is to defeat him in battle. Which no man has ever done before.

    • @malman1080
      @malman1080 4 роки тому +11

      Tomars cat. He's a proud cat dad.

    • @noahbarnhartandit2365
      @noahbarnhartandit2365 4 роки тому +32

      He was his little egg-homunculus and Tomar fed him tree stars and root beer suckers everyday

  • @possum7281
    @possum7281 4 роки тому +3447

    Reliving the legend of Genesis Valentine was amazing. I'm honored to share his last name.

    • @bigsmoke1156
      @bigsmoke1156 4 роки тому +166

      Your father is Genesis Valentine and your mother is Jill Valentine.

    • @Vibakari
      @Vibakari 4 роки тому +132

      You carry the royal blood. After the Ding Dong massacre I thought I would never see a Valentine ever again.

    • @YourBoiBread
      @YourBoiBread 4 роки тому +32

      He holds the name of the gods

    • @QB2011
      @QB2011 4 роки тому +27

      That's so freaking epic!

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 4 роки тому +30

      Genesis, Jill, and Funny
      You got quite the family tree

  • @ODBHero1
    @ODBHero1 4 роки тому +539

    1:01:50
    I always figured that Zach laughed at the "Cat Egg" so hard because it sounds like something he would make up to try to trick Tomar into believeing.

  • @danthesandman
    @danthesandman 4 роки тому +679

    You know someone is intensely mad when they google your username

    • @329link
      @329link 3 роки тому +44

      Also how you know that you have successfully demolished them.

    • @TheJebusCheese
      @TheJebusCheese 6 місяців тому +6

      Oneysephiroth

  • @FIRE-LOTUS
    @FIRE-LOTUS 4 роки тому +3360

    "Woah you're epic."

    • @lundahunda
      @lundahunda 4 роки тому +108

      "Woah, ass ahoy"

    • @wheresmycar9559
      @wheresmycar9559 4 роки тому +101

      "Fight with honor. Never resort to underhanded tactics in battle." - Sun Tsu

    • @McNuuuuggggiiiieeeessss
      @McNuuuuggggiiiieeeessss 4 роки тому

      Ok

    • @robotom6595
      @robotom6595 4 роки тому +44

      As much as I love Valentine, I can only handle him for so long. He's too powerful it hurts

    • @Pygmy_God
      @Pygmy_God 4 роки тому +5

      @@wheresmycar9559 Sun tsu said that? I thought he used gorillea tactics

  • @trulyinfamous
    @trulyinfamous 4 роки тому +1365

    Chris trying to get everyone killed by Jason was hilarious.

    • @poppydablah
      @poppydablah 4 роки тому +43

      Honestly funny every time

    • @Gentlemenpickleesq.
      @Gentlemenpickleesq. 4 роки тому +101

      The cherry on top was he got away in the car XD

    • @spootot
      @spootot 4 роки тому +28

      I think that's my favourite segment of oneyplays

    • @CrNgLrD
      @CrNgLrD 2 роки тому +1

      I'm laughing so hard at that I have tears flowing as if a family member died so I had to pause and saw this

  • @isaachernandez8011
    @isaachernandez8011 4 роки тому +1221

    Its scary how good Chris is at lying and gaslighting

    • @hem9483
      @hem9483 4 роки тому +135

      that’s because chris is a sociopathic murderer. he killed 3 people in 1997 in washington state and hid the bodies in a dumpster in seattle’s docks

    • @alexbvevo2028
      @alexbvevo2028 4 роки тому +121

      @@hem9483 considering he was 7 at the time you can tell with what kind of man you're working

    • @couldbeowen5826
      @couldbeowen5826 3 роки тому +20

      @@alexbvevo2028 and that he was most likely in ireland too. A man of unlimited potential

    • @michaelsgotguts
      @michaelsgotguts 2 роки тому +8

      Reminds me of Tomar, honestly.

    • @jacrispyjones5845
      @jacrispyjones5845 2 роки тому

      @@alexbvevo2028 wym these dudes are like 45

  • @capriottimultimedia
    @capriottimultimedia 3 роки тому +425

    20:00 Chris realizes he went too far when the kid gives a genuinely fearful "what"

    • @Milkthrow
      @Milkthrow 3 роки тому +105

      It's sweet how he tries to lessen the blow later.

    • @SingerDinger
      @SingerDinger 2 роки тому +65

      @@Milkthrow “I didn’t mean it 🥺” gets me every time lmao

  • @AstraVex
    @AstraVex 2 роки тому +175

    1:40:14 - Shouting "I'M HOOKED UP TO MACHINES!" has actually really, really helped diffuse a lot of aggressive people online for me.

  • @mjr_schneider
    @mjr_schneider 4 роки тому +1762

    *_"LET ME JUST UNSHEATHE THIS LITTLE BEAUTY OF A BLADE"_*
    The words of a true patriarch

    • @Deviiss
      @Deviiss 2 роки тому +42

      It hurt me so much watching all of that but it was worth it

  • @boboloon
    @boboloon 4 роки тому +3005

    This better include the guy from their Friday the 13th playthrough, the new proud owner of the OneyNG channel.

    • @brianbread7698
      @brianbread7698 4 роки тому +401

      I heard he overdose from all the success he earned.

    • @boboloon
      @boboloon 4 роки тому +277

      @@brianbread7698 He was the producer for Bowlbo. The success got to his head.

    • @drunkmunki3196
      @drunkmunki3196 4 роки тому +92

      I heard he's the actual secret owner of youtube now

    • @ireaperslegend7426
      @ireaperslegend7426 4 роки тому +13

      This made me cackle

    • @MooTanuki
      @MooTanuki 4 роки тому +64

      thats one of my favorite oney bits, never gets old

  • @alejandropineda02
    @alejandropineda02 4 роки тому +1864

    Genesis was so endearing, I remember growing up with kids who were like that. They were always known as the weirdo in class but for me they were the guys with the biggest hearts, it didn't matter who you were, they would always welcome you into their weird little group. Genesis always gave me that similar feeling back then as well. God Speed honorable father, God Speed.

    • @DreddLypso
      @DreddLypso 4 роки тому +27

      Yes!

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 4 роки тому +209

      Many of us remember *_being_* that kid in elementary school… or middle school … or last week…

    • @KitKat_293
      @KitKat_293 4 роки тому +156

      I kinda loved that too. They didn’t care about being cool or worry about being normal which was something I was super worried about. and in middle school and high school sometimes it was just refreshing to sit back with your openly nerdy friend, talk about elves and just let down your defenses

    • @Kikiapina
      @Kikiapina 4 роки тому +32

      @UCTzZrhYZeFKzlDDaSO1JzMw look man they're having a wholesome moment, you don't gotta dump gravel all over it you dumptruck

    • @corpsemachine6949
      @corpsemachine6949 4 роки тому +46

      Its too bad they're always crazy or weird. But they are nice people

  • @suprememingus6877
    @suprememingus6877 3 місяці тому +7

    the star trek one is always great. he brought that one dude so much joy its hard not to enjoy it yourself. especially when hes like “give this guy a youtube channel” and “i wanna meet your parents” lmao

  • @jamesrickman911
    @jamesrickman911 4 роки тому +378

    1:22:15 is still my favourite moment in the entire history of this channel, Zach's panicked stuttering just makes it so perfect

    • @chaotic1438
      @chaotic1438 Рік тому +8

      I was wondering what quote it was and holy fuck you were not wrong.

  • @MadeByForce
    @MadeByForce 4 роки тому +673

    "I just farted and it stank." -Socrates

    • @technic1285
      @technic1285 3 роки тому +28

      *Diogenes

    • @Ampher03
      @Ampher03 3 роки тому +25

      @@technic1285 that is a pretty Diogenes thing to say

    • @priiimmrose
      @priiimmrose 3 роки тому +5

      i want this guy to have a channel

    • @truenickspivak
      @truenickspivak 3 роки тому +2

      @@priiimmrose He does, its called something (maybe "Reymond Tenet" not sure), he commented "It was fun playing with you" or something like that on the star trek video

  • @TrueRetroflection
    @TrueRetroflection 4 роки тому +795

    When you've played every game,
    the only thing left to play,
    is _P E O P L E_

    • @breadlast
      @breadlast 4 роки тому +39

      Thats why Tomar calls everyone pawns! Because they're all pawns in a MASSIVE GAME!

    • @fatsmellygoblin4018
      @fatsmellygoblin4018 4 роки тому +6

      tomars drug cartel

    • @HavingCrumpets
      @HavingCrumpets 3 роки тому +1

      Why do you wan't to *play* them?
      You mean betray?

    • @TrueRetroflection
      @TrueRetroflection Рік тому +2

      @@HavingCrumpets I mean _bespray_

  • @soursaliva
    @soursaliva 4 роки тому +608

    I love the star trek dude. He is having so much fun.

    • @chuckblubbs7040
      @chuckblubbs7040 4 роки тому +69

      His laugh is so infectious

    • @chuckblubbs7040
      @chuckblubbs7040 4 роки тому +116

      "I want to meet your parents."

    • @MrSupahlovah
      @MrSupahlovah 4 роки тому +41

      the star trek video makes me laugh every time it's so good

    • @pit6794
      @pit6794 4 роки тому +66

      I'm so glad he reacted like that to Chris's shenanigans. The video wouldn't be as iconic if the dudes reacted like the ones in the Friday the 13th series.

    • @MistaBrandoVA
      @MistaBrandoVA 4 роки тому +21

      Pit I love it when people react positively to goofy shit like that and can take a joke, you rarely find that in online only games unfortunately it seems

  • @Kinsley_XD
    @Kinsley_XD 4 роки тому +347

    Zach places tnt, Chris steps on the pressure plate and sets it off, Tomar gets blamed

  • @ohhadivist
    @ohhadivist 4 роки тому +273

    I completely forgot about the "so you're a youtuber. huh?" guy, I love that he was being bullied on a game and found out the guy trolling him has 2 million subs and came to reconcile

    • @HappyLarry.
      @HappyLarry. 3 роки тому +25

      I dunno if he reconciled, he was like "why haven't you uploaded in a year"

    • @normalguycap
      @normalguycap 3 роки тому +14

      Chris is a real life asshole with a lot of disdain for his viewers and his autistic audience would go out of their way to harass so he did what he could. It's honestly sad. Chris would be nothing without Zach at this stage.

    • @bobjohnson8468
      @bobjohnson8468 3 роки тому +38

      normalguycap I can't tell if you're serious or not.

    • @normalguycap
      @normalguycap 3 роки тому +36

      @Inept Robot See? That's what I'm talking about. He's a jerk.

    • @absolutemadlad4334
      @absolutemadlad4334 3 роки тому +22

      @@normalguycap yeah Chris put boiling milk on my skull and then brapped in front of me when we last met a while back, he was a real stinky jerk

  • @Smartuur
    @Smartuur 4 роки тому +712

    I actually believe that Zach has a demon attatched to him.

    • @PinkBunnyCorporation
      @PinkBunnyCorporation 4 роки тому +24

      A huwutch said so, can't complain.

    • @lexaree8957
      @lexaree8957 4 роки тому +36

      Zach's stand, A.K.A
      Funny Little Creature
      He can turn anyone's mind and sense of humor Into pure goop

    • @ANARKKY
      @ANARKKY 3 роки тому +11

      @@PinkBunnyCorporation An evil California witch

    • @dumbfoundedkiryu9468
      @dumbfoundedkiryu9468 3 роки тому +23

      I actually believe a demon has zach attached to them

    • @idot3331
      @idot3331 3 роки тому +22

      there's a demon stuffed up his nose

  • @MrGlerb
    @MrGlerb 4 роки тому +401

    starts with genesis, ends with genesis, as it should

    • @oliman08
      @oliman08 4 роки тому +15

      As all things should

    • @NoArmsSally
      @NoArmsSally 4 роки тому +7

      just the Tomar Bible

    • @CesarGonzalez-bw2hz
      @CesarGonzalez-bw2hz 4 роки тому +8

      It's like poetry - it rhymes

    • @ryanotte6737
      @ryanotte6737 4 роки тому +8

      Genesis Valentine is the Alpha and the Omega of this compilation, and all things where honor and chivalry are required.

  • @blockheadlives
    @blockheadlives 4 роки тому +562

    I’m so glad that “I just farted and it stink” was featured in this beauty of a compilation

    • @AmondoDazz
      @AmondoDazz 3 роки тому +1

      Me too 😂

    • @JosefTBB
      @JosefTBB 2 роки тому +12

      8:58

    • @ghhn4505
      @ghhn4505 2 роки тому

      I quote that line way too much to my friends

  • @Veroshy
    @Veroshy 3 роки тому +143

    “She’s been photoshopping me in a casket for years” doesn’t get enough credit

  • @saladparfait
    @saladparfait 3 роки тому +73

    Hearing Zack's little outburst at Chris at 4:46 brings me life.

  • @vladimirlenin3942
    @vladimirlenin3942 4 роки тому +376

    This man literally got the guy playing Jason to cooperate with him and do his bidding. Mad props.

    • @MasterXelcas
      @MasterXelcas 3 роки тому +47

      The icing was hearing the weird muffled jason responses. "Follow me Jason!"
      "vrbkci" - Jason saying ok

  • @mlsd.7187
    @mlsd.7187 4 роки тому +458

    What a great way to start the compilation. Imagine Zach talking to Genesis Valentine LOL

    • @giantturd5157
      @giantturd5157 4 роки тому +70

      I would love that. I feel like he would either have a hard time stopping himself from laughing or go HARD with the enabling of Genesis.

    • @GrayD_Fox
      @GrayD_Fox 4 роки тому +2

      He’s ruin it

    • @sandrobot809
      @sandrobot809 4 роки тому +11

      if it was any other game Zach would have instantly killed him before he spoke, like in GTA

    • @dredgefall
      @dredgefall 4 роки тому +23

      "You may have that sword, but did you create the orb? No I did."

    • @zachmurray101
      @zachmurray101 4 роки тому +32

      "uhhhhh yeah try to own me again, see how quickly you get banned, idiot"-Zach Hadel

  • @flamebrindger3984
    @flamebrindger3984 4 роки тому +150

    @8:58 The one person to actually make Chris laugh on the crew. He definitely earned a spot on Oneyplays.

  • @henrynelson9301
    @henrynelson9301 4 роки тому +165

    I like when Chris does the voice chat equivalent of shitposting and people take it way too seriously.

  • @victoryfraud1756
    @victoryfraud1756 4 роки тому +73

    The way Chris laughs after hearing that is so incredible, haha 6:37

  • @Shadowluis99
    @Shadowluis99 4 роки тому +1562

    "Best Of Messing Around With People" also known as Best Of Gaslighting Friends And Warping Their Reality.

    • @fatalbert2055
      @fatalbert2055 4 роки тому +74

      I see you’ve been reading the Tomar Tome as well.

    • @olivergraham-horne8556
      @olivergraham-horne8556 4 роки тому +44

      I’ve been reading the Tomar Tombs myself. Really weird how he goes into detail about how to melt the minds of loved ones by planting ideas into there heads, and how he uses Chris an Zach as examples. Kinda...erm cringe if you ask me.

    • @justapineapple7625
      @justapineapple7625 4 роки тому +3

      Did something happen?

    • @planetpuce6971
      @planetpuce6971 4 роки тому +8

      Oli Lol no just standard Tomar bullying

    • @nathanswag1006
      @nathanswag1006 4 роки тому +4

      Johan Jacobs bro, this happened to me too! Wtf!

  • @CG_GamingChannel
    @CG_GamingChannel 4 роки тому +410

    Man... Genesis Valentine was a legend. May his soul rest in peace in the gates of Sympanillia

    • @noahplack9490
      @noahplack9490 4 роки тому +11

      Lol is he fucking dead?

    • @jakedapug
      @jakedapug 4 роки тому +34

      @@noahplack9490 Yeah, you didn't hear? That's why Chris never uploaded more videos of him, out fo respect.

    • @some_guy117
      @some_guy117 4 роки тому +41

      You guys quit lying, his daughter was playing with his sword and cut the poor man to pieces

    • @Totallyfizzle
      @Totallyfizzle 4 роки тому +27

      He has a deviantart and joined fart/diaper/inflation groups and still RPs constantly.

    • @justkon1789
      @justkon1789 4 роки тому

      JakeDaPug that's not true

  • @NecoLumi
    @NecoLumi 4 роки тому +646

    Ah, the gaslighting compilation

    • @notthebees4961
      @notthebees4961 4 роки тому +21

      I've been waiting for a generic gaslighting comp since the Tomar one

    • @jorgetwo4279
      @jorgetwo4279 4 роки тому +1

      Notthe Bees Hold on which one is that one?

    • @Abigart69
      @Abigart69 3 роки тому +1

      uhhh i don't think they've gaslighted anyone.

    • @r4ndom7000
      @r4ndom7000 3 роки тому

      @@Abigart69 why?

  • @asapGooby
    @asapGooby 4 роки тому +96

    1:01:49 I really hope Zach is laughing at the absurdity of "cat eggs" and "bat eggs" because that's what made me lose it. I never realized how funny that is

  • @naterk9460
    @naterk9460 3 роки тому +108

    "Jaxxy, what would you do if someone broke into your house and killed Tomar?"
    "I would hunt them down to the ends of the Earth, brutally murdering them and ending their entire bloodline."
    "Tomar, what would you do if an elf broke into your house and smashed Jaxxy's head in?"
    "I guess I would call the police?"

  • @wevegottrouble5891
    @wevegottrouble5891 4 роки тому +225

    I really like the mental image of Chris driving through a tunnel with his car while he's playing Hogwarts RP on his laptop. He just loves the game so much that he can't miss a single second of it, his boss even reprimanded him twice for playing it at work instead of finishing his assignments.

  • @thiccolo4788
    @thiccolo4788 4 роки тому +455

    “So what have I been doing for the past 2 hours you ask?”

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 роки тому

      I recently revealed the genders of my two girlfriends. It got a lot of hate and now has 30 times more dislikes than likes. I am really sad that people can be so mean. Sorry for using your comment to talk about my problems, dear thi

    • @thiccolo4788
      @thiccolo4788 4 роки тому +16

      AxxL Maybe it’s because you’re using youtube as some sort of armchair psychiatrist, go to a real forum or something instead of OneyPlays comment sections

    • @thiccolo4788
      @thiccolo4788 4 роки тому +5

      If you’re having issues seriously, don’t take to youtube, seek real help, I don’t know who you or your girlfriends are but I hope things work out for you

    • @olivergraham-horne8556
      @olivergraham-horne8556 4 роки тому +15

      AxxL that’s a scummy thing to do, only someone who is completely insane and the lowest of the low would do such a thin-wait a minute! Tomar is that you?

    • @Kikiapina
      @Kikiapina 4 роки тому +11

      @@AxxLAfriku That's very inconsiderate. I would be so peeved if I was one of your two hot girlfriends, I would be as peeved as if somebody went online and told everybody that I have a big house and a billion dollars, incredibly peeved

  • @ricincake4699
    @ricincake4699 4 роки тому +252

    game theory: the black girl character from the Jason game is actually past Motifa

    • @dancingdude32
      @dancingdude32 4 роки тому +44

      “Hey Jimmy, you wanna join Motifa?”

    • @bencunningham7286
      @bencunningham7286 4 роки тому +19

      She gets killed by Jason and gets sent to the GTA world isekai style, and the process causes her to start unlocking the true potential of humans within her.

    • @fatalbert2055
      @fatalbert2055 4 роки тому +8

      She lacked god powers because she was skinny back then.

    • @NicCounty
      @NicCounty 4 роки тому +6

      That explains her running speed, “Motifa super sonic speed”

    • @NikoJr.
      @NikoJr. 3 роки тому +3

      @@dancingdude32 That's the black pill, Jimmy

  • @strutter789
    @strutter789 4 роки тому +41

    1:39:00 this was the first time this guy said a friggin cuss cause his grandma was downstairs in the kitchen and couldn’t hear.
    The “godammit“ really delivered a crushing blow.

  • @terryflopycow2231
    @terryflopycow2231 4 роки тому +127

    Zach looking a ghast straight in the eyes and saying, "do you hear that noise....I don't know what it was, what was that?"
    Will never not make me scratch my chin

    • @Whires
      @Whires 3 роки тому +15

      purr like a cat perhaps?

    • @micahchambers5096
      @micahchambers5096 2 роки тому +11

      Waggle yer head and sqwee?

    • @chardioic
      @chardioic 2 роки тому +5

      scratches one big dandruff off head?

  • @strutter789
    @strutter789 4 роки тому +90

    “I said you ate a moth, not a fly, Tomar.”

  • @natecavazos3886
    @natecavazos3886 4 роки тому +92

    I love Zach reacting to the recording of Chris fucking with him, his laugh is so genuine and contagious its amazing

  • @damoji5332
    @damoji5332 4 роки тому +281

    Why wasn't every episode of oneyplays in here

  • @DrTacoPHD665
    @DrTacoPHD665 4 роки тому +38

    8:11 Ross' genuine screams of laughter with the guy in the game is the purest

  • @rw3404
    @rw3404 2 роки тому +43

    I'll never get over Zach's exorcist story when the lady said "You have a demon attached to you..."

  • @Schellsea
    @Schellsea 4 роки тому +532

    Every time I rewatch the Hogwarts rp, I'm just reminded about how much those mods abused their powers. Literally everybody was having a good time, then they came and ruined it.

    • @drifter402
      @drifter402 4 роки тому +105

      That's all mods

    • @GMOTP5738
      @GMOTP5738 3 роки тому +40

      I hoped they got trolled into oblivion after those videos

    • @Schellsea
      @Schellsea 3 роки тому +9

      @@GMOTP5738 One can only hope my friend, one can only hope...

    • @verybored1261
      @verybored1261 3 роки тому +15

      Was it actually the same slytherin 7th year guy in the VRChat clip? how does he always get the same grumpy teenager character customization?

    • @robotom6595
      @robotom6595 3 роки тому +48

      The crazy thing is, I saw that same orange sweater guy pissin and bitchin on another channel's GM video. Think it was one of SwaggerSoul's older vids. The dude is infamous

  • @carlbaww5918
    @carlbaww5918 4 роки тому +287

    it feels weird hearing ross and holly in the background in the star trek clips

    • @A2Z83
      @A2Z83 4 роки тому +23

      its not as weird as people made it out to be. They just moved on from eachother.

    • @Shift_Salt
      @Shift_Salt 4 роки тому +33

      @@A2Z83 yeah, the situation was no where near that simple. It was a weird occurance to say the least.

    • @A2Z83
      @A2Z83 4 роки тому +29

      @@holt.ahahah9490 She didnt cheat on Ross. They were broken up for a while by the time this all happened. The situation as it was laid out to us initially was that Jared cheated on his wife with Holly but, as it often does, that blame was mostly placed on the temptress that stole the man from the wife. Much of the blame was taken off of Jared. Then added to it was people spreading the rumor that she was cheating on Ross which was untrue. Then if you look even deeper into it, it turned out that Jared and his wife were in an open relationship. One where the wife was allowed to date other people while the husband was forbidden to date who he wanted to. This was also misconstrued as a "polyamorous" relationship which it was not. Since then Jared made his little video which somehow absolved him from having had inappropriate texts between him and an underage fan because he proved that the child he was sending pictures to had lied about their age when they initially made contact through Jared and his wifes explicit blog that had no age restriction other than a little note asking that please no one underage talk to us because were totally not expecting that to happen and if it does we have this solid defense that we asked you not to which will give us deniability even though we have no way of confirming anything and nothing protecting children from accesing their adult services. Leaving the only person with negative connotation stuck to them being Holly who was actually the least guilty or shady of the three of them.

    • @ActionAlligator
      @ActionAlligator 4 роки тому +37

      @@A2Z83 You've looked into this way too much, haha

    • @holt.ahahah9490
      @holt.ahahah9490 4 роки тому +16

      Jamie A2Z83 oh yeah totally forgot about most of that whole situation. Goes to show how badly it was all represented given that Jared ended up being somewhat innocent from my understanding but is still getting hate for it all. My bad for spreading false info.

  • @olympiansage4452
    @olympiansage4452 4 роки тому +203

    Genesis, a god among mere mortals.

    • @boboloon
      @boboloon 4 роки тому +5

      the god of gods

    • @Peanut83176
      @Peanut83176 4 роки тому +5

      @@boboloon the god of god of gods

    • @FIRE-LOTUS
      @FIRE-LOTUS 4 роки тому +5

      I agree, we the Oney army should commemorate a holiday to Mr. Genesis Valentine.

    • @boboloon
      @boboloon 4 роки тому +1

      @@Peanut83176 the god of war even

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil 4 роки тому +3

      "In the eyes of God, I am among him"

  • @lern2gitgud
    @lern2gitgud 4 роки тому +65

    2:00:20 “dude Blinko youre so crazy take off dude GO GO GO” best line

  • @sum0panduhhh118
    @sum0panduhhh118 4 роки тому +95

    My absolute favorite part 57:00
    Chris: "Zach, what're you doing!?"
    Zach: "I'm not gonna do it.."

  • @mgm105
    @mgm105 4 роки тому +369

    In the first clip I can’t tell who’s trolling who

  • @Mungus_Bungus
    @Mungus_Bungus 4 роки тому +244

    I’m glad they started with out lord genesis valentine may his blade grace us some other day

  • @useroffline6641
    @useroffline6641 4 роки тому +392

    i love this comp, i just wish tomar would stop putting deceased racoons in my mom's doorstep every week. please stop, she can't take it no more.

    • @Asmokedetector
      @Asmokedetector 4 роки тому +24

      He does that to you too? Does he also set them on fire before he crawls away into the nearby wilderness?

    • @BStellingwerf292
      @BStellingwerf292 4 роки тому +28

      That means he likes her

    • @boboloon
      @boboloon 4 роки тому +25

      DUDE SAME! He beheaded my neighbor and stuck his head inside my freezer. I didn't mind too much though, kids are gonna be kids at the end of the day, so why get so worked up over it?

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 4 роки тому +13

      He’s like a cat, he only brings it to her because he hasn’t seen your mom hunt and thinks she’s unable to

    • @fishmagee5135
      @fishmagee5135 4 роки тому +15

      I keep on waking up in the middle of the night to find him laying bear traps all around my house. It's not a huge deal, I just have to get up early to move them. Has killed a couple squirrels, tho

  • @snowpiart
    @snowpiart 2 роки тому +12

    i freaking love the joyous man in the star trek game and my favorite part is when chris goes " whoa nilly" and theres just that moment of silence and u just know that guys gonna love it and then he does

  • @breadlast
    @breadlast 4 роки тому +23

    I love that sometimes someone goes a little bit too far and even Zach is bewildered. I love it.

  • @shizamza
    @shizamza 4 роки тому +37

    Chris making strangers online crack up is so wholesome in the way that games brings complete strangers together. “Somebody get this dude a UA-cam channel.” That fucking rocks

  • @CJVelvet
    @CJVelvet 4 роки тому +52

    Chris and the boys interacting in the real world is the best

  • @randallbalion4464
    @randallbalion4464 4 роки тому +62

    "We did it! Did we die?"
    "We could've done nothing. We didn't...we didn't do anything."
    That line and Chris' laugh at 42:52 fucking made me lose it

  • @threefu
    @threefu 4 роки тому +34

    "I wanna meet your parents" I have never heard something so relatable.

  • @SamI-ne9fh
    @SamI-ne9fh 3 роки тому +20

    48:50 After hearing "Mildor's Plume" I hereby DEMAND that Zach start DMing a Dungeon's and Dragon's game.

  • @nintendofan222222222
    @nintendofan222222222 4 роки тому +76

    I honestly can't believe Chris's actions in the Harry Potter(TM) game. I can just hear the slimy sounds of his butter-stained teeth grinning from ear to ear as he torments these poor children

  • @Hwutduhhell
    @Hwutduhhell 4 роки тому +50

    I really love how this group is a committed coalition of “messing with each other”, like a form of training, & then they go out to the general public as masters of the cringe craft for our joy

  • @Desu-Desu-Chan-San
    @Desu-Desu-Chan-San 4 роки тому +92

    I swear, Tomar sounds more and more like Chills every time I hear him talk.

    • @hem9483
      @hem9483 4 роки тому +15

      “In 1997 I murdered three men and hid their bodies in a fucking dumpster. They deserved it though because they tried to steal my emeralds.”

  • @LytherianRen
    @LytherianRen 4 роки тому +20

    I made a mistake trying to listen to this while at work because I can't stop trying to stifle my laughter! My coworkers thinks I'm crying in my cubicle XD

  • @beanpie9000
    @beanpie9000 4 роки тому +80

    1:01:53 - 1:02:35 one of the most honest , greatest laughs from Zach.

  • @TheJohnnyDarc
    @TheJohnnyDarc 4 роки тому +86

    The VRChat girl who doesn't have working hands is so wholesome. I love seeing her get won over by the old O'Neil charm

    • @cms3816
      @cms3816 3 роки тому +1

      timestamp?

    • @TheJohnnyDarc
      @TheJohnnyDarc 3 роки тому +1

      @@cms3816 1:35:44

    • @cms3816
      @cms3816 3 роки тому +2

      @@TheJohnnyDarc thank you my friend

  • @SMA2343
    @SMA2343 4 роки тому +55

    “Get this man a UA-cam channel”
    Lol

  • @oibruv1367
    @oibruv1367 4 роки тому +65

    This honestly needed to be made

  • @felixgutierrez993
    @felixgutierrez993 3 роки тому +39

    Imagine your about to have a dope ass race then this happens 1:07:37
    "HEY GUYS i love Swimmin UGH!"

  • @VideoGums
    @VideoGums 9 місяців тому +6

    Chris's "I'm a genius!" After finally managing to do his job lives in my mind rent free, quote it all the time 😆

  • @KantFromEC
    @KantFromEC 4 роки тому +352

    I really hope whoever Genesis is in real life, that he's happy and fulfilled.

    • @breadlast
      @breadlast 4 роки тому +45

      He probably isn't

    • @breadlast
      @breadlast 4 роки тому +21

      @DecepticonMecha or in his mother's home, mourning the fact that he doesn't have a girlfriend. He seemed a little like early years Chris-chan.

    • @unclefungus9389
      @unclefungus9389 4 роки тому +8

      he has a diaper fetish so I doubt it

    • @lofty123cheese3
      @lofty123cheese3 3 роки тому +37

      He was already fulfilled, he was a happy father to a loving family with all the achievements and objects you could wish for

    • @Jack_Woods
      @Jack_Woods 3 роки тому +4

      @@unclefungus9389 Does he? how did you know that?

  • @theworldsmostgiantDr
    @theworldsmostgiantDr 4 роки тому +96

    The person who goes "ooo" when he unsheathed his katana sounds like Tomar.

    • @glo22222
      @glo22222 4 роки тому +16

      That actually was Tomar, he secretly roleplays as his sonic OC on the weekends.

    • @sandrobot809
      @sandrobot809 4 роки тому +2

      @@glo22222 you say that like it's a weird thing to do

  • @brianlucey2099
    @brianlucey2099 4 роки тому +405

    *SPOILERS* "Best of Brapping" compilation is next, homies.

  • @NoedigJK471
    @NoedigJK471 4 роки тому +12

    Every time Chris introduces himself to Nowa Mori as incoming trouble with that jazzy scat lmao
    That whole segment where they messed with her was hilarious!

  • @Moontea1
    @Moontea1 4 роки тому +28

    1:36:11 aww I like that she comes back and asks if he's okay xD

  • @purplechicken_69
    @purplechicken_69 4 роки тому +50

    I forgot how awkward the star trek vr video was, it gives me social anxiety lmao everyone is just laughing at Chris not responding I hate the dead air, really makes you appreciate the entertainment ability of oney and his friends on this channel

    • @KitKat_293
      @KitKat_293 4 роки тому +9

      God yeah honestly it’s like all the bravery and creativity of improv but funny

    • @boxybob6976
      @boxybob6976 4 роки тому +6

      Come on man the captain had some lines

  • @atticuslee8916
    @atticuslee8916 4 роки тому +129

    The Star Trek one is actually pretty wholesome. I hadn't seen that clip before. It was kind of cute actually.

    • @fatalbert2055
      @fatalbert2055 4 роки тому +21

      And I would’ve gotten Reddit Gold from it but Holly is in the background.

    • @A2Z83
      @A2Z83 4 роки тому +3

      @@fatalbert2055 holly didnt even do anything wrong. ross and holly were already broken up and Jareds wife was sleeping with other guys.

    • @truenickspivak
      @truenickspivak 4 роки тому +3

      Jamie A2Z83 yea, it’s not technically wrong, but if she divorced just so she could, so it’s not technically wrong, but it is questionable

    • @Taylor-nf7tn
      @Taylor-nf7tn 4 роки тому +2

      ^ Wtf did I miss?

    • @atticuslee8916
      @atticuslee8916 4 роки тому +4

      @@Taylor-nf7tn I'm confused too. I dunno if we're all talking about the same clip? I dunno why it has to deal with the Projared situation lol. All you redditors are weird.

  • @jaythehuman2552
    @jaythehuman2552 4 роки тому +47

    12:32
    Chris and Zach: implys jaxxy is mean.
    Tomar: it's a prank of friendship.
    Nothing wrong a little prank among friends
    _jaxxie_ _sneaks_ _back_ _into_ _the_ _shadows_ _with_ _a_ _knife_

  • @LatinaCreamQueen
    @LatinaCreamQueen 4 роки тому +13

    1:44:25 ALWAYS kills me. Especially given Chris's history with that activity.
    1:47:03 Is my favorite Tomar lie of all time. Zach's laugh is so wholesome.
    The way Chris just brings up both of these comments so casually is great.

    • @smileydog5941
      @smileydog5941 4 роки тому +5

      His history? Wut?

    • @LatinaCreamQueen
      @LatinaCreamQueen 4 роки тому

      @@smileydog5941 He mentioned on Sleepycast that he does not like eating ass and finds it disgusting.

    • @Casowsky
      @Casowsky 9 місяців тому +1

      His history with chewing gum?

  • @akajulester
    @akajulester 3 роки тому +35

    1:14:06 the guys aggressively singing the Harry Potter theme song always gets me omfg

    • @Greg-vq9tu
      @Greg-vq9tu 2 місяці тому

      God yes, I almost cried 😂

  • @ballsuckerunited
    @ballsuckerunited 4 роки тому +48

    1:38:12 that guy has the perfect voice for his avatar

  • @dunneiy
    @dunneiy 4 роки тому +21

    it makes my heart squeal in delight that he starts and ends the video with genesis

  • @commando7238
    @commando7238 4 роки тому +46

    I like how Genesis hypes up getting all s ranks in Metal Gear Rising with Sam's blade which is basically a crutch it's more of an impressive feat if you use the wooden stick

  • @codaboi138
    @codaboi138 2 роки тому +17

    "Just let me unsheath this little beauty of a blade!" Imagine how much bleaker of a world it'd be without people like that in it.

  • @tetasentada
    @tetasentada 4 роки тому +16

    48:33 Zach's inner Norm Macdonald comes out