BEST OF TOMAR
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- Опубліковано 15 вер 2024
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Best of Tomar. Joshua Tomar.
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I really hope "Best of Lyle" is edited by Lyle and it's just an 8 hour video of literally every moment Lyle is talking with nobody else speaking at all
I thought your profile picture looked familiar.
Then I read your name.
And thus, deeply hidden memories from the back of my subconcious reawoke and split my brain in half.
That would be a funny Lyle video though.
@joshua Kenney ...You don't want to know.
@@RealClassixX I mean I kind of do
Unironically would listen to that. Or just Lyle speaking for eight hours in a room
@@connormccarthy2745 he does have a lovely speaking voice
One day I went to a con and saw Tomar selling t-shirts at a booth, so y’know I walked up to him and said “Hi Tomar, big fan!” Yada yada. After I got my Oneyplays Tomar shirt for $79.99, Tomar quickly reached out at my face and said; “Oop! Gotchyer nose!” I thought to myself; “Hmm, bit weird but ok…” and I saw him quickly put his hand in his pocket before walking away. Later throughout the con I noticed people giving me concerned looks, I smiled at them but felt a bit weird, I was puzzled as to what was wrong with me. I walked back to my pickup to put away the loot I got, I noticed my reflection in the window of my vehicle, to my utter shock my nose was gone! I looked like Voldemort! I was horrified, angry and confused all at once! I threw my loot in the back seat and ran back into the building. When I arrived at the spot where Tomar’s booth was, he was gone… my life was ruined. My girlfriend doesn’t love me anymore, my dogs are scared of me, and no one looks at me normally. That day I learned why “Tomar” means “To take” in Spanish. He took all the joy from my life.
Hispanohablante aquí, puedo confirmar que Joshua "Órganos me vas a donar" Tomar es conocido por arrebatarle las pertenencias a otras personas sin razón aparente.
Thats sad
You didnt ask for surgery?
@@Mattno.777 I have a piece of my ass grafted on my face.
I lost a lawsuit against Tomar for my nose because they thought I was crazy…
Primo origin story
Fact: Tomar means 'To take' in Spanish. This is a reference to the multiple lives he took in a bombing incident.
alice burge
The multiple souls he has stolen with his vile seal.
It's not an incident if done for the glory of Tomartopia
Nah, Tomas gave my life energy back after triggering the c4 in my local cafe during early hours, probably just doing a video I assume. Nice guy though.
Don’t forget the parking lot incident. I haven’t heard any updates about those poor families. Tomar really pulled a Matthew Broderick, sigh.
Tomar’s straight man balances out with Chris quirks and Zach’s chaos so well. But he’s not boring either. Man cracks me up. The secret weapon of Oneyplays
Cuz he’s not just “a guy”, he’s the nice jolly man to Chris and Zach’s craziness and edginess, tomar is just a nice bearded man
Makes you wonder what Lyle is for
it’s not a secret that tomar is always carrying his classic weapons
@@tek3576 Lyle exists for deadpan weirdness and big freakouts.
@@tek3576 wtf do you mean how could you forget his iconic singular eye
Good to see tomar back up again after his ups & downs. Mostly downs.. MOSTLY DOWNS.
Yes, let's not kid ourselves here, hm?
That happens when you live in a fly-over state. Like a hillbilly who lives on a farm.
So happy for him.
wait, Tomar? Downs? Downs downs downs? ok I got nothin
54:53
I love how much overlap this has with the "traumatizing Tomar" comp, implying that Tomar is at his best when 2 gremlins are sitting on his shoulders asking him what he'd do if his wife died
Exactly, that's prime tomar of the tomar clan moments
Tomar when in a nightmare scenario: I would be upset.
Tomar when hypothetical Jaxxy is mean: That would never happen!
hmmm, a little sussy if you ask me
Tomar cares a gosh dang lot about her, it's sweet.
This implies he could see a brick smashing her head into a hammerhead shark shape, but could not see her being mean
@@arejay7561 bussy wuhssy poosy lucy
Isn’t Jaxxy like super tall? Mean Jaxxy might be intimidating. Like She-Hulk.
(This was not meant as an insult. Jaxxy is pretty and she seems to be a lovely person. This is simply a joke)
I don't know why but Chris saying "hey Tomar, what if you wife got hit in the head with a brick?" fucking annihilated me
“But it didn’t kill her it just turned her into a hammerhead shark” first time I heard that shit I thought abt calling the hospital lmao
It annihilated Jaxxy
The best part of that interaction is Tomar saying "I'd get the guys plates" as if what happened to Jaxxy is just a mild inconvenience
@@igoldenfreeza6687 jaxxy is the tankslut to Tomar's glass cannon
it's a real video too and it's awful lol
I love how its just Zach and Chris's hypotheticals driving sweet little Tomar to madness
Herm nice burner account "sweet little tomar"
and driving us to madness too
“What if a brick fell off the overpass into your wife’s head”
“Wh”
“Tomar I’m sorry we brought that up”
Moar vidsorz of Harvester ploxorz
wrong. tomar is an evil man, and is guarding the tomar emeralds to inevitably end the world
"We need to get these monkeys off our streets." -Joshua Tomar
One of the times he doesn't even hide his malicious nature on Oneyplays
I spat out my breast milk when I heard him say that. This guy is a real piece of work huh?
25:59
Chris: I think that's his black friend.
Tomar: I thought it was like... a criminal.
I always thought he was reffering to the Chimpanzees and silver back gorillas that escaped the Philadelpha zoo, when he said that Oneyplays! It was on the news that they were on the sidewalks and the conrete, asphalt and everything!
joshua peterson moment
I still can't get over how Chris tried humming Hail to the Chief, but then instinctively turned it into the Nostalgia Critic theme song
I feel like it’s supposed to be the song Baker Street
There’s a high probability that Chris doesn’t know they’re different songs
In Chris' mind Doug Walker might as well be the President of the United States, with the Channels Awesome members as his Cabinet.
@@hasithaj4 What's Linkara's position?
@@HYDEinallcaps Secretary of Energy, since he's the Lightbringer
I love how Zach and Chris constantly ask Tomar about insane hypotheticals where he can never win and nothing he does will matter then make fun of his answers
"what would you do if your boss asked you a series of ominous nonsensical questions, swallowed an apple whole and then dismissed you"
"i think i'd probably tell my wife"
"you would tell your wife about that????"
@@JaxontheOkay “what if your wife got hit in the head with a brick while you were driving and died?”
this routine has become common between me and several people, its fun to feel comfortable asking the most obscene and ridiculous shit to each other and ribbing the responses
@@Gentleman534 no no she doesnt die she just becomes a hammer head shart
“So you’re walking your doge.”
“Where did I get a doge?”
“So someone walks up and injects your doge with black tar heroine”
Prayers to the editors. Documenting the vile crimes and heresies Tomar has committed must’ve been a harrowing experience.
that bit about him skinning that little girls fingers was a bit erm peculiar
@@cloudsofuncertainty funny that he expresses his distaste for the term “deglove” but seems to love doing it to innocent children.
Warhammer 30k: The Tomar Heresy
It'll save the juror's some time definitely.
@@cloudsofuncertainty that thing about killing Jacksy was pretty *gulp furrows brow* scary
Tomar is sort of an odd case in terms of comedy. He’s usually never the one cracking the jokes or asking the hypotheticals. However, whenever he’s in an OneyPlays video, he commands all jokes and hypotheticals to be directed at him, almost like a punching bag of pure comedy. He pairs very well with Zach, since he is the one normally putting people on the spot, so it’s funny to see the twisted, creative mind of Zach putting comparatively innocent Tomar in these situations and scenarios. Tomar fills this role perfectly, which makes him a great OneyPlays cast member without even necessarily being funny.
I think the fact that he doesnt usually tell jokes make the small quips he DOES say hit a little harder.
If Tomar was a wine or craft beer this is what would be written on the back.
He's the James May of the group
Ita due too him being so stiff in comparison along with his rather mellowed out voice contrasts so well against high energy people it makes it perfect.
Also because he's a Jew
I love how the best of Tomar is just Tomar being bulled for an hour and forty one minutes.
Because that's the thing he's best at, manipulating people's emotions and tricking them into thinking they have the upper hand.
@@Boa796 that's how he gets you. You never see him coming. His current record of bodies is 159.
@@wiseguyashnee8532 in a day
And six seconds
Tomar truly brings the group together. He seems like such a genuinely sweet guy, so putting him in all of these ridiculous hypotheticals absolutely slays me.
Slays me from laughter. Not by the mighty, sadistic hands of Tomar. *gulp*
I've been saying this for years but no one listens to me.
@@massgrave8x may your sins be forgiven and your echoes of tomar freed
tell me more about how nice tomar is, tomar- i mean, rene martinez haha erm awkward
Tomar's wrath has been temporarily satiated with the release of this compilation
Tomar we know this is just another one of your alt accounts. You dont have to refer to yourself in the thirdperson.
For another day we can stave off the tomar emeralds being brought together by satiating his sadistic desires
It will only delay the inevitable...
@@justabomb8629 yeah "Sam"
As a famous philosopher once said, “Tomar’s best is Humanity’s worst”
7:23 I love how even Zach is flabbergasted at Chris for this one lmao
To be fair Chris is describing a real (and horrifying) dashcam video where a brick crashes through the windshield and kills a passenger off-screen
Tomar is the perfect “bouncing off guy” he rarely personally says the funniest stuff but he knows how to lead a great joke into becoming a legendary joke. All the Oney regulars bring their own strengths and weaknesses but Tomar can perfectly add to any situation.
He's a nice, zesty vinaigrette on a good Cobb salad
@@zemaculateA good cobb salab from Chik-Fil-A with avicado ranch and red pepper chips😋😋😋😋🦧
1:00:11 I like the idea that Jaxxy is some cybernetic robo killer who constantly reminds Tomar that they're married, and Tomar doesn't need to avenge her.
I once wrote a letter to Tomar explaining how much I admire him, he proceeded to burn the letter in front of me and broke my fingers saying that: "actions speak louder than words"
He is a sick little character
I can’t believe he would really track your house down and flash such yellow gnarled teeth in such a mocking way while you nursed your knobby broken fingers
Zach making fun of Tomar for telling his wife about his boss and Tomar responding with “That’s what it means to be married Zach…” has the same energy as “I sleep in a big bed with my wife”
I'm happy someone else felt that lol
I love when Tomar makes the "mocking Tomar" voice
I like how the mocking Tomar voice is just chillz
17:41 “there was never an incident where I tried to murder my wife” got me good
I love how zack was against the brick thing till the most honest "id get his plates" ffs tomar xD
Unironically I'm starting to see Tomar's face ever were I look.
To be honest whenever I see a bald man with a beard I instinctively think of Tomar.
Tomar will come for you tonight. Lock your doors and windows and hide in a closet
Same
I watched a vod of one of American truck simulator streams, it's actually really nice
I just hear his theme
Tomar is legit the greatest supporting character you could have for something like what Zack and Chris do. The amount of utterly wild shit they throw at him and he always remains stoic in his responses instead of just saying something like Jeff would, like "Shut the fuck up", Tomar is the perfect straightman for their sets
I’m glad that they were able to bring him back from the brink of death by transferring his soul to a crude Tomar Effigy.
The Tomargy
He’s a Tomamotomaton now.
Ah, yeah - the Tomar Effigy, that thing that spawns in Majora's Mask when you play the _Elegy of Emeralds_ and the inspiration behind the Tomar Drowned creepypasta.
@@gonzoGnostalgic If you blink it’ll snap your neck.
Chris had to sacrifice his arm to seal Tomar’s soul into a decorative suit of armor they keep in the Oneyplays office, thus making him the FullmeTomar Alchemist
7:03 Tomar's 100% Authentic "Oh nooo..." when Zach pulls Jaxxy into the hypothetical is too pure.
POV: Tomar holds you down and makes you watch this for the 10th time
Are you ok?
I feel it. His massive hand slightly crushing my skull as he holds my head to the screen and staples my eyes open while removing my toes to put me in a euphoric state so I can truly witness the sheer majesty that is his best of compilation.
@@329link I can vouch. Except, Tomar couldn't stable my eyelids open. He has tape, but it kept slipping. So he held me down, and only let me close the bottom of my eyes.
Can we get a compilation of Everytime Lyle told an amazing joke and everyone ignored it?
That Fiveguys rap is amazing
@@smartfella7914five guys and popeyes going straight to my thighs
Tomar held Jaxxy hostage until this exact compilation was released. The editors were under a lot of pressure.
are they still married or did jaxxy finally break ties with this genuine psychopath
@@BalsamicJeebs sadly jaxxy hasn’t figured out the back door trigger to the electric fences guarding her on
@@primitivechef8009 damn that shit sucks. hopefully she'll be able to escape before tomar lobotomizes her in his "fun lab"
My special little heart is expanding through my ribcage with every minute of Tomar that passes.
He’s ripping it out
i really can’t get enough of zach’s rattlesnake laugh
His what
I love how angry and jaded Tomar was durring boneyplays this year he finally used the dark powers of the Tomar emeralds and became Tomar nega just for October
Tomar is black now?
@@shahood8116 What a funny joke
Tomar WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?
Nega Tomar, it's the version of Tomar that steals your TV during a political riot.
I thought everybody knew Nega Tomar!
@@DailyCorvid WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY
Tomar’s schizophrenia acts up and he starts hearing voices compilation
The genuine shock that comes out of Zach when Chris takes about the brick hitting Jaxxy always makes me crack up
1:36:32 is still legitimately impressive, Lyle is just a funni boi.
7:22 even Zach thought that was really fucked up lmao. If you’ve ever seen that video you’d react the exact same
"We have to take care of these inner city super predators by any means necessary" - Joshua Tomar after one of his neighbors drives by with the window down and music playing loudly
Is he really wrong???
Chris and/or Zach: "Hey Tomar, what would you do if this absolutely horrible human tragedy happened to you?"
Tomar: "Haha, I guess I'd be very upset"
*Chris and Zach scream*
Chis hypothetically bricking Tomars wife and then apologizing
Holy fuck I love the verb bricking someone's wife
I love that Zach's is 7 hours long and he made it himself and Tomar's (which i assume he also made himself) is just 2 hours
I don't think Zach or tomar edit the compilations.
@@arealhuman826 Zach's was approved by himself, it is literally in a pinned comment; if Zach's was approved by the ratboy himself, I don't see why Tomar's wouldn't be approved by the Tomamoto himself either
@@nutball3756 Approving it isn't really the same thing as editing it though.
@@juicydangla My balls
A Best of Tomar compilation just tells me that everybody at the OneyPlays office sans Tomar now has a gun up to their head.
Yeah Tomar's guns ol boys fucking jacked
A constant loop of the Tomar theme is playing there, too
Sans Tomar
Little-known fact: Tomar’s cat ear headphones are made with real cats ears. He adds a new pair every time he feels he is slighted.
Rest in peace big guy, I'm glad they created a "best of" compilation to honour you after your untimely demise
I mean honestly he was asking for it when he filmed himself waving a gun around in the hood
It was all part of the plan, he will be back...
Greed took over the viewers and they finally collected all the tomar emeralds causing tomar to be drained of all his life force and power.
Well, that's what happens when you mess with Yugoslavia
@@benweaver9151 to be fair, he also was wearing a sign saying "I hate everyone" on it
One time I saw Tomar in public, so I shouted out to him to say hi. He looked back at me and began pacing towards me. His eyes felt like they were hurting me, but I figured that was just anticipation. I was getting really excited to finally speak to my idol when he suddenly walks right through me as if I wasn’t even there. I turn back to look at him, completely horrified. Tomar did not turn back to look at me, he just said “next time, think a little.”
spoiler alert: is just 2hr loop of tomar curbstomping jaxxy
"This is what you get when you burn my spaghet-tie. Say goodnight, forever."
@@bahskintimulholde6191 The curb stomping incident(s) were more to do with Jaxxy's unwillingness to proclaim Tomar as the one true God. It's one thing to burn his spaghet-tie, it's entirely another to deny the "godhood" of this absolutely monstrous megalomaniac. For minor infractions, he will typically make your death swift, for example the "silver bullet in your head...", prior to reviving you for more torture.
What the hell, spoilers, apologise now please.
cleaving fang - garenki
its good that he finally found a woman who doesnt break after his first play session
This is just an hour and 41 minutes of Tomar being bullied
Gomi cake, more mommy cake amirite guys?!?
@@hellofellowmoshe4395 No, nigga.
@@throbbingfellow1136 go get in some more poison ivy paulie
Oh goodie goodie, i can't wait to hear all of this funny big character crimes **literally purrs like a kitty cat**
Chris' "yaay" as he jumps in the water at 2:53 made me laugh way too hard
This is more of a “BEST OF TOMAR, as told by Zach” compilation, and I ain’t even mad.
I love how the "best of Tomar" is actually just Tomar reacting to the absurd shit that everyone else says to him.
Did anyone else notice that in the Jordan D's game, the credits actually show Tomar's username correctly when they scroll in but then randomly switches to "Tomomato"?
It’s the tomar emeralds affecting time and reality
The hypotheticals when they played "F.E.A.R" is the best.
I know this is Tomar's best of, but Lyle's scream at 1:12:36 is so fucking insanely good
AAAAAHH-
1:06:42 That bit is so underrated
I was looking for a comment with this bit, probably my favorite in the whole comp LOL
Chris: *Explains end of the world scenario* "What would you do Tomar?"
Tomar: "I don't know uhh I'd be very upset!"
_scratches one big dandruff off my head_
Name of the video: BEST OF TOMAR
How it should be called: Compliation of Chris and Zach relentlessly bullying Tomar
Props to the editors, finding that much footage of Tomar’s crimes against humanity must’ve been a real challenge
That was the easy part. Sneaking it out of Tomartopia without getting caught was the hard part.
I hope the funni bois make a Lyle comp. I’ve seen the Pregame Discharge intro comp about 1,000 times as a substitute.
Lyle isnt much of a funni boy
@@yankoelgueta1116 oh wow, what an original sentiment
@@hilotakenaka he just isn't for everbody that's about it
I can’t believe someone went through the years of graphic war footage of Tomar to compile this lovely little video.
Can't believe you didn't add the episode where Tomar turned into a big red guy and ate Lyle
Heard from a credible source that Joshua Tomar always starts his day by getting up from bed and saying "its Tomar Time."
In 2017 I said New Grounds more like Poo Grounds and Joshua Tomar grabbed my shoulder blade and squeezed until it cracked in 14 places and permanently removed my ability to move my left arm
"We need to get these Monkeys off our streets".
TOMAR, Joshua.
Once we get the Best of Lyle, we will have Tomeostasis
All the dandruff on my head is standing in exitement and the sight of this compilation, much like a cool if slightly sick dinosaur.
the big dandruff on forehead almost fell down as i jumped in excitement!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've seen most of this clips like 30 times... and I love them every time
oneyplays is like heroine
I like how half of Best of Tomar is everyone else doing their Tomar impressions.
*shows everything he’s ever appeared in* :)
Now we just need a best of Lyle. I’d say best of Chris, but that video might end up being too long for youtube
Tomar: Jaxxy look at this best of about meuhhhhh.
Jokes aside I adore Tomar, he's the perfect straight man for Chris and Zack and he's just so wholesome
Kind of odd how this compilation is as long as it takes for Tomar to finish punishing anyone who overcooks his spaghetteye. Does that strike as odd to anybody? 🤥
Incredible how Tomar’s response to seeing the star of David in a video game would be to tell the Anti Defamation League on them
Could...could this mean?
*Runs outside and looks up at sky*
It's true. The time has come. The emeralds have been gathered and the Best of Tomar has been released.
I look forward to this new age.
18:04
My favorite tomar moment, or Tomoment as it were
This compilation should consist of every moment Tomar has ever spoken in the history of the channel.
My favourite part of playing new video games is walking up to NPCs, hearing them talk, and pointing with a grin; "Look Tomar, it's you!"
t. guy who just found the tourist in a hat in time.
Pacifist Tomar when he obtains all chaos emeralds: “I can feel, I have mass, I’m a god now, you’re fucked!”
Some day, Tomar's going to accidentally say something negative in regard to Kpop, and the Kpop fangirls will discover all of our jokes about Tomar being a psychotic criminal, and use those in an attempt to cancel him.
Not to imply he ISN'T a menace to society of course. Please help me I am being held hostage.
This is implying Tomar is ever at his worst
He's at his worst when you cross him please help please help plek
best of tomar: almost 2 hours
best of zach: 6 hours
25:40 I'm so glad I found this clip again, I quote it constantly
Chris: "Tomar, Tomar, Tomar, what if (wildly unrealistic scenario)"
Zach: "Yeah, yeah yeah Tomar, what would you do heh heh"
*_"Look Tomar, it's you"_*
My favorite thing about Zach’s ridiculous hypotheticals is that Tomar responds seriously
28:59 well well well, look who became a father now TOMAR
Tyromar Gendersaurus Rex cannot naturally have children.
First he requires the jar of Jew tears from the ritual sacrificing of Jacksie.
The scream bit at 1:12:12 is excellent. Turned into a Lyle moment.
I’ve literally been asking for this for freaking decades!!! Glad you’re finally listening!
i have often dreamed......... of a joshua tomar..........
I'VE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS
and now tomar will end your life
This is just Traumatizing Tomar extended edition
17:43 - never a moment where he tried because he didn’t try, he succeeded
Tomar is a bro in the purest form.
Every joke he takes like a champ, and does what he can to contribute to his friends entertainment.
I kept singing “I have often dreamed of a Joshua Tomar” in a voice chat to the point of pissing off my friend
I honestly don't know how Tomar still has a solid grasp on reality.