OneyPlays, A Best of #27 (D&T COMPILATIONS)

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  • @superchroma
    @superchroma 4 роки тому +118

    I love that Chris was so taken aback by Lyle's little balls comment that the best he could muster was a "t-thanks dude".

  • @qnteban
    @qnteban 4 роки тому +162

    "they shot BBs in her eyes and she died"
    "thats terrible. that sounds like murder"

  • @rachelslur1404
    @rachelslur1404 4 роки тому +82

    "i got my horsie in the back, horsie is attached" KILLED MEE

  • @TheGoonhole
    @TheGoonhole 4 роки тому +32

    “And it was all a book, and not a video game. Ha ha, made you read!” Killed me.

  • @DigitalVomitTV
    @DigitalVomitTV 4 роки тому +153

    literally last night i was watching the ff7 stream thinking "how soon until drunk & tired 2 has this in a compilation?" youre a fast worker little guy

    • @regispotunkin
      @regispotunkin 4 роки тому +6

      Pretty sure that princess diana bit went up the same day as this video

    • @dawsontomar7558
      @dawsontomar7558 4 роки тому +2

      funny little man

  • @cshimp10
    @cshimp10 4 роки тому +30

    The Lyle scream was just so amazing, I want to clip it and put it in other videos.

    • @toximan2008
      @toximan2008 4 роки тому +1

      it sounded like it was edited in post
      can't believe he possesses the power to low-pass himself irl

  • @hilotakenaka
    @hilotakenaka 4 роки тому +157

    For anyone's curiosity, yes: the Princess Diana beanie baby is in fact real
    And it's just a regular one but purple

    • @orangeismyfavoritecolor
      @orangeismyfavoritecolor 2 роки тому

      Dark purple, with a white rose on its left side (our right, looking at it). It also has a dark purple ribbon, but I’m pretty sure that’s pretty standard for Beanie Babies like that
      The heart-shaped name tag on it has a poem about Diana inside of it, too.
      “Like an angel, she came from heaven above
      She shared her compassion, her pain, her love
      She only stayed with us long enough to teach
      The world to share, to give, to reach.”
      And it mentions how all the money would go to the Diana Memorial funds.

  • @AtomicFlounder42
    @AtomicFlounder42 4 роки тому +30

    Tomars scream just sounds like their impression of AVGN but Lyles sounded like genuine terror

  • @izzymelhem5362
    @izzymelhem5362 4 роки тому +328

    i genuinely thought they cut lyles scream off

    • @williamdabill
      @williamdabill 4 роки тому +6

      Lol they did

    • @borderlinelemon3542
      @borderlinelemon3542 4 роки тому +2

      @schtipadoo you have somyeuiiui ui iuui iuiuii in iuiuii m. i

    • @Dumb_Name_69
      @Dumb_Name_69 2 роки тому +1

      I had to replay this part so many times 😂

    • @Joeljaboy
      @Joeljaboy Рік тому

      deep lore

    • @mannmctrash
      @mannmctrash Рік тому

      ​@@williamdabill They didn't, it's entirely possible to cut your voice like that.

  • @blockheadlives
    @blockheadlives 4 роки тому +34

    My favorite part of the Gaither’s Pond bit was Zach getting genuinely baffled and asking if anyone else saw the butterfly model spin directly at the camera and then away

  • @AlexLikesToons
    @AlexLikesToons 4 роки тому +16

    The way Chris says,
    "HOLY FUCK! WHAT HAPPENED TO FUTA?"
    gets me every time.

  • @sydneycampbell5985
    @sydneycampbell5985 2 роки тому +8

    The thought of tomar stomping around in the swamp and making noises as he walks PRIOR to his encounter with the bees is the funniest thing I think I've ever heard

  • @destroyingheal3968
    @destroyingheal3968 Рік тому +4

    0:47 HOW DID HE CUT IT OFF SO PERFECTLY

  • @SoI_Badguy
    @SoI_Badguy 4 роки тому +60

    0:36 tomar funnee scream

    • @GoyBenius_0901
      @GoyBenius_0901 4 роки тому +3

      That's his classic Kahn scream from JJBA, his most famous role outside of oneyplays.

    • @Jack_Woods
      @Jack_Woods 4 роки тому +4

      Nobody:
      People in HappyWheels after breaking a leg: 0:47

    • @monarosberg6036
      @monarosberg6036 4 роки тому

      @@GoyBenius_0901 what could JJBA stand for other then jojo's bizarre adventure?

  • @DeepFreeze172
    @DeepFreeze172 4 роки тому +17

    28:29 Tomar unintentionally says "OnlyFans"

  • @rhodybo4135
    @rhodybo4135 4 роки тому +33

    scream timestamps so i can keep coming back to them 0:37 and 0:47

    • @Jack_Woods
      @Jack_Woods 4 роки тому +3

      Lyle perfectly cut his own scream

  • @FREVQUEBEATS
    @FREVQUEBEATS 4 роки тому +16

    Dude..... that Bayonetta video came out TODAY.
    Holy SHIT you work quick.

  • @selectionn
    @selectionn 2 роки тому +3

    19:19
    what do you think Chris expected to hear? "yes, there was a famous flea, Chris."

  • @jonahdonahue2930
    @jonahdonahue2930 4 роки тому +40

    Does anybody else think that when Tomar uses that shrill voice he sounds like Jared from Super Jail?

    • @jonahdonahue2930
      @jonahdonahue2930 4 роки тому +1

      @Boye Ronin totally.

    • @IanMHaraldsonDecker
      @IanMHaraldsonDecker 4 роки тому

      @Boye Ronin nothing better than a big hairy lady zach

    • @kgpspyguy
      @kgpspyguy 4 роки тому +3

      @Boye Ronin
      Zach can't be on the show actually. Because he is retired as of recently. And he's also green. Not trying to brag or anything bro.

  • @WonkiWeaboo
    @WonkiWeaboo 4 роки тому +52

    Just as I was about to go to bed

  • @blondvengence792
    @blondvengence792 4 роки тому +112

    The stream was today, damn you’re fast...

    • @thehumancomedy3891
      @thehumancomedy3891 4 роки тому

      Fast meaning this is all they focus on...not talking shit at all, but this is all they do lol

    • @blondvengence792
      @blondvengence792 4 роки тому +4

      The Human Comedy all you do is frighten poor little tomie in zachs behalf

    • @HickoryChip0
      @HickoryChip0 4 роки тому

      They're a bum who leeches off these comps for money

    • @juddferrari1368
      @juddferrari1368 4 роки тому +6

      @@HickoryChip0 youre busy being angry while dude is having a blast making content for other fans. have a good day

    • @AtomicFlounder42
      @AtomicFlounder42 4 роки тому +3

      @@HickoryChip0 lmao, none of them are monetized, shut up and enjoy the compilation

  • @TheEel228
    @TheEel228 4 роки тому +172

    man Chris you found a perfect match in your gf cause it sounds like there's two of you in the same room haha

    • @jonttopia
      @jonttopia 4 роки тому +59

      It's just chris doing a girl voice

    • @xiuxiu60
      @xiuxiu60 4 роки тому +40

      @@jonttopia veronica is a figment of our imagination

    • @WizardTurtle-TV
      @WizardTurtle-TV 4 роки тому +1

      are they still together?

    • @Beisush
      @Beisush 4 роки тому +15

      @@WizardTurtle-TV they broke up awhile ago but got back together recently

    • @alphalax7747
      @alphalax7747 4 роки тому +1

      A million people have said that already

  • @TH3M1K3D
    @TH3M1K3D 4 роки тому +5

    0:23 Tomar And Lyle's Pained Scream

  • @ddogg2685
    @ddogg2685 4 роки тому +10

    Poggers lets go
    I'm loving these comps, especially with how fast you're doing them.
    Keep up the good work!

  • @necropsy7964
    @necropsy7964 4 роки тому +7

    Keep up the great work man, this couldn’t have come at a better time 👍🏼👍🏼

  • @thelongestdongrod190
    @thelongestdongrod190 4 роки тому +4

    That futa Sabrina clip had me rolling

  • @GinoZump
    @GinoZump 4 роки тому +21

    46:51 Come on, fat! That's TOMAR!! You didn't see this!?
    Chris and the gang, you disappoint me for the last time!

    • @kgpspyguy
      @kgpspyguy 4 роки тому +1

      Why is this comment edited???
      What are you hiding?

    • @chi6423
      @chi6423 4 роки тому

      trying too hard

  • @ThatOneGuy0006
    @ThatOneGuy0006 4 роки тому +8

    "Hooda hooda you're a futa!"

  • @Samwow
    @Samwow 4 роки тому +11

    Lyle's scream sounded exactly like the doom guy death sound

  • @chelsealee9601
    @chelsealee9601 4 роки тому +3

    19:02 Flea from the red hot chili peppers! :)!

  • @jonaspryor2524
    @jonaspryor2524 4 роки тому +41

    still dont know how lyle cut off his voice like that

    • @madnessbound
      @madnessbound 4 роки тому +17

      he closed his mouth

    • @jonaspryor2524
      @jonaspryor2524 4 роки тому +5

      6-222 how does one do this

    • @madnessbound
      @madnessbound 4 роки тому +27

      @@jonaspryor2524 look man i don't know everything in this world

    • @kgpspyguy
      @kgpspyguy 4 роки тому +3

      He retired while being the same color as the icon of one”Jonas Pryor.”

    • @jonaspryor2524
      @jonaspryor2524 4 роки тому +2

      kgpspyguy green and retired, how all things should be

  • @oliverbeattie2777
    @oliverbeattie2777 3 роки тому +3

    35:51 Quite possibly one of the funniest things I've heard Chris say.

  • @Hebblewater1
    @Hebblewater1 4 роки тому +2

    Still my favorite compiler, thanks for doing your thing

  • @Dis-advantaged
    @Dis-advantaged 4 роки тому +5

    literally JUST saw the Final Fantasy gameplay LAST NIGHT and yet I see it on this

  • @hunterhuang2500
    @hunterhuang2500 2 роки тому +5

    Fucking love Veronica's laugh

  • @GinoZump
    @GinoZump 4 роки тому +11

    OMG, and you included the FFIV stream in this? You are my personal hero, Drunk & Tired 2

  • @FinlayJM
    @FinlayJM 4 роки тому +6

    the turtle from gaither's pond looks like a fallout 3 super mutant

  • @carmeloa9
    @carmeloa9 4 роки тому +6

    YESSSS ANOTHER ONE!

  • @AtomicFlounder42
    @AtomicFlounder42 4 роки тому

    0:06 "haha....
    Thats very weird" I dont know why, but that laugh kills me

  • @DerekHG
    @DerekHG 4 роки тому +1

    Ayyy you even put in his stream clip from yesterday nice touch

  • @BonesAlexander
    @BonesAlexander 4 роки тому +3

    Wow, this due works fast. I just finished watching the recent Bayonetta too.

  • @decard6671
    @decard6671 4 роки тому +3

    i could hear tomar look around before he screamed

  • @finalfinn6695
    @finalfinn6695 4 роки тому +2

    27:39 quite a nice graphic

  • @nicholas6081
    @nicholas6081 4 роки тому +5

    00:47 how tf did Lyle make that noise

  • @treevnor
    @treevnor 4 роки тому +2

    I am now, drunk and tired. your channel makes much more sense. this is exactly what I want when I’m drunk and tired. fuck my 9am tomorrow

  • @bloocheez3
    @bloocheez3 4 роки тому +3

    I love the way he makes Veronica lol irl

  • @pentelegomenon1175
    @pentelegomenon1175 4 роки тому

    That drumming turtle's face looks exactly like Eric Wareheim, which is making me question everything.

  • @Mayor_Ncognito
    @Mayor_Ncognito Рік тому +4

    Knowing the type of person Vanessa is now makes me cringe hearing her in these

  • @ryanguyiscool
    @ryanguyiscool 4 роки тому

    You are a god amongst us, thank you

  • @MrThemanofdoom
    @MrThemanofdoom 2 роки тому +3

    I miss veronica. Its crazy shes with that cartoon reviewer guy

  • @griffinstopsign
    @griffinstopsign 3 роки тому +2

    0:47 im fucking dying at that how the hell did lyle do that

  • @InfiniteBeak
    @InfiniteBeak 3 роки тому +2

    When she Princess Died

  • @alexluthi2263
    @alexluthi2263 4 роки тому +12

    Content ahoy

  • @videonmode8649
    @videonmode8649 4 роки тому +1

    We accept this blessing of our daily funnee

  • @gabefuentes6162
    @gabefuentes6162 4 роки тому +14

    Usually when youtube guys bring their gf around, it’s wack. But she’s literally a female Chris

  • @stinky8812
    @stinky8812 4 роки тому +3

    Chris and Veronica are the perfect couple, they have chemistry like no other

    • @jaden_bricker
      @jaden_bricker 2 роки тому +6

      This didn’t age well

    • @stinky8812
      @stinky8812 2 роки тому +4

      @@jaden_bricker damn, you right

  • @josiebagels4684
    @josiebagels4684 4 роки тому

    You’re doing god’s work

  • @hchappy125
    @hchappy125 4 роки тому

    Holy shit I forgot how funny the Gaither's Pond segment was

  • @gastlyyy
    @gastlyyy 4 роки тому +1

    has there ever been a famous flea

  • @FellatioHoratio
    @FellatioHoratio 4 роки тому +4

    You should have back to back the time they talked about the same beanie baby comment in two different videos almost verbatim

  • @aghoulofsorts
    @aghoulofsorts 4 роки тому +3

    27:06

  • @davidpugh6507
    @davidpugh6507 3 роки тому

    Tomar and Geoff the ultimate straight men !!!

  • @brody2199
    @brody2199 3 роки тому

    27:09 Wow I thought that was the game it actually sounded like Tifa

  • @Chazred
    @Chazred 4 роки тому

    You are churning these out

  • @Chillax2TheMax
    @Chillax2TheMax Рік тому

    "Huh haa...... that's very weird"

  • @Some_Beach
    @Some_Beach 4 роки тому

    O also! Idk if it's a massive pain in the ass to configure, but what you had those predetermined skip points that videos can have now. So like 1:00 could be a link to the clip video and so on

  • @CyanOcelot
    @CyanOcelot 3 роки тому

    Lost my pinkie toe nail few times. And my big toe nail after a injury. The nails grew back no issue. My thumb nail that got crushed between a door and snapped vertically in half never fully repaired.

    • @tahutoa
      @tahutoa 2 роки тому

      Well, that kind of makes sense. With the former 2, the blueprint isn't interfered with 'cause they're completely gone. With the thumbnail, it's trying to stitch together something already there that's been fucked up.

  • @BLK_MN
    @BLK_MN 4 роки тому

    Today I learned, Lyle has killed probably a thousand rats. Damn. Over 4 *years* .
    I had a bee problem, arguably worse depending how you look at it, especially the killing bees daily part. I probably killed like 50 bees over the course of 3-4 months.

  • @sokoTV2
    @sokoTV2 4 роки тому +2

    You should have waited to include the 2 AM stream

  • @AgusEP
    @AgusEP 4 роки тому

    Omg you are fast

  • @IanMHaraldsonDecker
    @IanMHaraldsonDecker 4 роки тому

    21:27 beeees

  • @dustindump
    @dustindump 4 роки тому

    You make these pretty quick, don’t you?

  • @sokoTV2
    @sokoTV2 4 роки тому

    Where the hell is the Bees clip from? I have zero recollection of that playthrough.

    • @sokoTV2
      @sokoTV2 4 роки тому

      Holy shit it's the marlow Briggs game. what the shit

  • @HusbandofLois
    @HusbandofLois 4 роки тому

    That Basher video they're on about is full of sympathetic people in the comments talking about how he's fine and innocent and super unfairly treated. That's the first time I've seen the comments section on that kind of video not just full of memes

  • @stinklinethegoblin5952
    @stinklinethegoblin5952 4 роки тому +1

    Wish Veronica was in more vids

  • @ringoflatts6571
    @ringoflatts6571 3 роки тому

    LYLES SCREAM!!!

  • @renexavier3172
    @renexavier3172 4 роки тому

    Chris saying that he cut off his sole sounds like a Chris lie

  • @clarkolasful
    @clarkolasful 3 роки тому

    1:35 what game is this

  • @PolumbiusTheThird
    @PolumbiusTheThird 4 роки тому

    How do you make these so quickly

  • @Some_Beach
    @Some_Beach 4 роки тому

    Whats the game at 2:00

  • @spiralling.grxves
    @spiralling.grxves 2 роки тому

    Little piggertails

  • @charlieharrell1581
    @charlieharrell1581 4 роки тому

    let’s goo

  • @raging100
    @raging100 2 роки тому +3

    That girl chris is playing with sure is trying to hard…
    Forced laughter for days

    • @tahutoa
      @tahutoa 2 роки тому +5

      Some people just laugh more easily, especially when with certain people.

    • @megaultradamn
      @megaultradamn Рік тому +2

      Guess Chris wasn't her type of "certain people." 😔

  • @bindyplease
    @bindyplease 4 роки тому

    666th like and u deserve a lot more dood

  • @Postaldude__
    @Postaldude__ 2 роки тому

    How the FUCK did lyle do that

  • @williamdabill
    @williamdabill 4 роки тому

    That was not a real scream! I know for a fact they used a old stock scream

  • @KaptinScuzgob
    @KaptinScuzgob 3 роки тому

    potion

  • @JohnDoe-z2r
    @JohnDoe-z2r Рік тому

    that animation is satanic

  • @skellybones271
    @skellybones271 4 роки тому

    Who’s this basher guy

  • @juniperdreamscape
    @juniperdreamscape 4 роки тому +1

    Wait are Chris and Veronica back together or are they just making content together again?

    • @HickoryChip0
      @HickoryChip0 4 роки тому +1

      Did they break up?

    • @juniperdreamscape
      @juniperdreamscape 4 роки тому

      @@HickoryChip0 I remember hearing a while back they had broken up.

    • @Crim_5009
      @Crim_5009 4 роки тому +1

      @@juniperdreamscape they’re just friends now

    • @tahutoa
      @tahutoa 2 роки тому

      How about now

    • @elijahhollis1957
      @elijahhollis1957 Рік тому

      ​@@tahutoanot friends anymore lol. she's married to that LS Mark guy

  • @walpster
    @walpster 4 роки тому

    wow... another thigh slapper... erm good job I guess

  • @bananabames8184
    @bananabames8184 4 роки тому +2

    nobody wanted to watch the stream so a compilation channel had to be FAST to upload all the not funny parts from it

  • @kyle9431oilers
    @kyle9431oilers 4 роки тому +1

    Man the streams aren't funny!

  • @Croationman
    @Croationman 4 роки тому

    I purposefully avoid watching the episodes featuring the trio of Chris, Lyle, and Josh because I find Lyle painfully unfunny and extremely annoying. Without Zach to balance out the anti-charismatic field he exudes, it’s impossible for me to sit through the episodes featuring these three.
    Considering this compilation is entirely of this trio and it’s meant to be the “best of” their dynamic, in very happy to continue skipping these episodes. Didn’t even crack a smile, let alone laugh.

    • @Mann-Son
      @Mann-Son 4 роки тому +17

      Pee pee poo poo

    • @GoyBenius_0901
      @GoyBenius_0901 4 роки тому +9

      Lyle went from the least gunny host to one of the funniest and if you still think he's a killjoy you're an absolute pussy, he's funnier than DD&J by a country mile.

    • @JalenLooney
      @JalenLooney 4 роки тому +4

      and?

    • @Crim_5009
      @Crim_5009 4 роки тому +4

      Lyle is one of the funniest hosts on the show. I don’t know what you’re talking about man

    • @bawbehh
      @bawbehh 4 роки тому +5

      To be fair, you need a pretty high iq to understand Lyle's humor

  • @StarBucks718
    @StarBucks718 4 роки тому

    WOOOOO ANOTHER UPLOAD!!!! YEAAHHHHHH!

  • @stinklinethegoblin5952
    @stinklinethegoblin5952 4 роки тому +2

    Wish Veronica was in more vids