F-Zero GX - All Pilot Profile Movies

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  • @Kalificus
    @Kalificus 8 років тому +1037

    If someone asked me to explain why F-zero needs a sequel
    25:07

  • @downshineintoupsmash1882
    @downshineintoupsmash1882 8 років тому +402

    Samurai Goroh did invisible car racing before Mario even considered it.

    • @YourCrazyDolphin
      @YourCrazyDolphin 8 років тому +13

      PJ too.

    • @splingo_
      @splingo_ 5 років тому +29

      But not before Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy

    • @soko4710
      @soko4710 5 років тому

      not before donkey kong

    • @mrmiclego4529
      @mrmiclego4529 3 роки тому +2

      Before crazy frog maybe?

  • @kid14346
    @kid14346 9 років тому +356

    I swear outside the racing this game is... well it sure is something...

    • @sparksthe_pegasus3978
      @sparksthe_pegasus3978 9 років тому +2

      kid14346 ung... ya... 'bout that...

    • @quqbalam5089
      @quqbalam5089 5 років тому +10

      The story mode is somewhat cool, you have to admit that. Beating Black Shadow, Death Wind and then the creators in a race was pretty cool. That bomb scenario was also awesome.

    • @llamabread3270
      @llamabread3270 5 років тому +1

      25:07

  • @MochaMilk595
    @MochaMilk595 9 років тому +416

    6:13 This is why James had to die. Pigma did the Lylat System a great service.

    • @budmaam
      @budmaam 8 років тому +48

      +Kirby McKirby
      Lasers in space cannot melt G-diffusors, though.

    • @HuyenPhan-ir2wo
      @HuyenPhan-ir2wo 4 роки тому +7

      RuthlessYT He died in the Lylat System but he was resurrected in another universe.

    • @Devilcakes
      @Devilcakes 4 роки тому +1

      Random crotch shots is James' brand?

    • @lemmingscanfly5
      @lemmingscanfly5 4 роки тому +10

      James didn’t actually die he just became human and joined the F-Zero Grand Prix.

    • @mrdarknut1175
      @mrdarknut1175 4 місяці тому +2

      James is human?
      That mean he did it with a fox lady to make his son?

  • @motnurky7055
    @motnurky7055 9 років тому +309

    I fucking love how all of these characters had their own unique background, not to mention the story mode, to be fleshed out, and then there's THIS.

  • @Nojical
    @Nojical 9 років тому +630

    Captain Falcon didn't even attempt to Falcon Punch the train
    0/10 It's great
    -IGN

    • @racer927
      @racer927 9 років тому +10

      +drawingforever Smash indeed did. Captain Falcon's moveset was adapted from the Dragon King game concept before it was turned into Smash.

    • @Nojical
      @Nojical 9 років тому +13

      +Benjamin Fuller (Dallenson) Regardless, it's my firm belief that the Falcon Punch is cannon no matter the medium.

    • @artmatt200
      @artmatt200 9 років тому +5

      My main is villager but my favourite character in smash is Captain Falcon... but these character profiles...they scare me a lot.

    • @racer927
      @racer927 9 років тому +14

      drawingforever The only sane one would probably be Pico's, he even shoots above a civilian target to take out the Black Shadow target from behind.

    • @Nojical
      @Nojical 9 років тому +1

      ***** That isn't a bad thing. That shows that he's precise.

  • @thewapikmin280
    @thewapikmin280 5 років тому +360

    1:29 last brain cell during exams

  • @matheusvasiliauskassoares4361
    @matheusvasiliauskassoares4361 9 років тому +440

    Shoutouts to pico for being the only one not to look silly

    • @sparksthe_pegasus3978
      @sparksthe_pegasus3978 9 років тому +24

      Matheus Vasiliauskas Soares maybe a bit like a powerranger, but yes.

    • @KaiserKingMedia
      @KaiserKingMedia 9 років тому +18

      +Matheus Vasiliauskas Soares Lets keep pico in the new game i mean he has been in f zero since the beginning they better

    • @sparksthe_pegasus3978
      @sparksthe_pegasus3978 9 років тому +15

      Indeed. It just wouldn't be complete without him.

    • @matheusvasiliauskassoares4361
      @matheusvasiliauskassoares4361 9 років тому +10

      If there will be a new game that is, but he is one of the original 4, is more than fair to keep him

    • @furyberserk
      @furyberserk 8 років тому +4

      +Matheus Vasiliauskas Soares
      And all the ladies. None of them fuck up.

  • @krx50
    @krx50 9 років тому +399

    What confuses me here, more than these scenarios, is why do most of the human and humanoid racers have the physiques of bodybuilders? They fly hover cars, so I don't really see the need for all those muscles.

    • @plateo_3234
      @plateo_3234 7 років тому +152

      I know that Formula One racers must be muscular in order to perform well (something about supporting high speed accelerations). I think they went this way for F-Zero characters.

    • @theakiwar9118
      @theakiwar9118 7 років тому +10

      KRX50 look at ead

    • @JokerPTOH
      @JokerPTOH 7 років тому +4

      KRX50 Don Genie is fucking awesome despite his horizontally tall body

    • @amosbennett4497
      @amosbennett4497 7 років тому +6

      Pj or daigoroh don't have the body of a bodybuilder

    • @SuperLlama42
      @SuperLlama42 7 років тому +98

      F-Zero is styled after Western comic books where everyone's ripped as fuck.

  • @crazynaut223
    @crazynaut223 7 років тому +263

    Remember the Invisible Boatmobile from SpongeBob? Here's its current owner:
    2:48
    Feel old yet?

    • @burntpoptart853
      @burntpoptart853 5 років тому +19

      CrazyNaut it mainly reminds me of the Mario kart wii intro

    • @SplatPaintz
      @SplatPaintz 5 років тому +7

      And the Amazing World of Gumball.

    • @burntpoptart853
      @burntpoptart853 5 років тому +3

      Splat Paintz oh yeah I remember that episode. I think they were fighting over a check

    • @skunkman9815
      @skunkman9815 5 років тому +4

      Actually samurai goroh is training

    • @FelipeJaquez
      @FelipeJaquez 5 років тому +9

      Crazy frog 2

  • @dcvk6250
    @dcvk6250 8 років тому +214

    "F-Zero is normal"

  • @hambonetecumseh4688
    @hambonetecumseh4688 9 років тому +308

    James McCloud is so fabulous. No wonder he left Star Fox.

    • @joey5745
      @joey5745 2 роки тому +7

      I remember doing this entire dance with my cousin back then, it was a fun time

    • @ViorbyX
      @ViorbyX Рік тому +2

      What if Charles Falcon (Captain Falcon) and Fox McCloud are brothers? Because they have the same father

  • @Kirbychu1
    @Kirbychu1 9 років тому +268

    I was wondering why I was getting a huge SEGA vibe, but then I remembered, lol

  • @quillenwoolford9192
    @quillenwoolford9192 9 років тому +672

    This is so SEGA, it hurts.

    • @thealphabluegreen742
      @thealphabluegreen742 6 років тому +7

      What is SEGA?

    • @colingznetwork781
      @colingznetwork781 6 років тому +25

      Quillen Woolford is this game made by SEGA

    • @MrRAGE-md5rj
      @MrRAGE-md5rj 6 років тому +12

      @@colingznetwork781 It's made by Nintendo, in the early 2000's.

    • @sanikku7359
      @sanikku7359 6 років тому +75

      @@MrRAGE-md5rj Actually made by SEGA, published by nintendo.

    • @MrRAGE-md5rj
      @MrRAGE-md5rj 6 років тому +3

      @@sanikku7359 Really?

  • @tael64
    @tael64 8 років тому +537

    This. This is what happens when you outsource your game to SEGA.

    • @sizzle5775
      @sizzle5775 7 років тому +16

      Za Ali Find humor from what? A drug trip?

    • @SsbPrime
      @SsbPrime 7 років тому +1

      Za Ali bro fuck off

    • @kuskus_th13
      @kuskus_th13 6 років тому +77

      You're saying it like it's a bad thing.

    • @OctaviousNight
      @OctaviousNight 5 років тому +81

      You get a fun racing game that has lots of content and replay value?I should outsource to Sega more often

    • @fruitlion8
      @fruitlion8 5 років тому +1

      Sega is a bad thing xD

  • @XelchanTheBrave
    @XelchanTheBrave 9 років тому +199

    If there will ever be another F-Zero games, I hope to get endings as funny and glorious as these.
    Don't be scared people, rejoice for the fact these hilarious videos were even made. It's all fluff to an amazing game; this added even more replayability to it and added more to the pilots. I'm still in awe that a racing game got this much side content.

    • @neonflights5951
      @neonflights5951 4 роки тому +4

      Cheer cheer!

    • @xavierchacon4612
      @xavierchacon4612 5 місяців тому

      Not sure if I can it handle them if they were to return. These endings are pretty cringe to me. Only thing normal is Pico.

  • @drunkenrampage1588
    @drunkenrampage1588 9 років тому +131

    6:18
    How I dance at a party.

    • @spade4acer
      @spade4acer 9 років тому +28

      +DrunkenRampage Holy shit someone please make that into a gif

    • @forkhead69
      @forkhead69 9 років тому +5

      This ^^

  • @Xylluk
    @Xylluk 8 років тому +78

    8:35 Eggman, is that you?

    • @skunkman9815
      @skunkman9815 5 років тому +5

      No it’s mr ead but it’s made by zoda

    • @manatee2984
      @manatee2984 5 років тому +4

      @@skunkman9815 r/whooooooooooooooosh

  • @linkonar7823
    @linkonar7823 9 років тому +231

    I was lured by the Falcon booty.

    • @Xylluk
      @Xylluk 8 років тому +11

      duty calls

    • @Ninetails2000
      @Ninetails2000 7 років тому +18

      Honestly, this is just thirty minutes of manly men showing off their muscles....and it's delicious.

    • @snazzrin.7185
      @snazzrin.7185 5 років тому +17

      ok but can we talk about OCTOMAN

    • @witnessme602
      @witnessme602 5 років тому +9

      @@Xylluk Dontcha mean, BOOTY calls?

    • @haruokumura2977
      @haruokumura2977 10 місяців тому +3

      Same ahaha

  • @yoshiyoestar
    @yoshiyoestar 8 років тому +189

    I didn't know David Bowie was playable in this game.

  • @andrealewis1369
    @andrealewis1369 9 років тому +126

    Samurai Goroh learned two important lessons that is: 1. Don't go beyond the speed limit 2. Respect your elders.

    • @ayylmao575
      @ayylmao575 7 років тому +8

      Andrea Lewis 3. Don't drive an invisible car.

    • @TheoZaHero
      @TheoZaHero 6 років тому +10

      4. Your son will forever be better than you at paper doll cutting.

    • @Fernando17892
      @Fernando17892 6 років тому +5

      He's not lawful

    • @dragons_hook
      @dragons_hook 5 років тому +7

      Dont fuck with silver Nielsen

    • @TheErikalovey
      @TheErikalovey 7 місяців тому

      @@dragons_hook
      Samurai Goroh: Sephiroth, I changed my mind! Let me join!
      Sephiroth: You have to be tortured in order to join.
      Samurai Goroh: I was!
      Silver Neelsen: Long time no see, Goroh!
      Sephiroth: Out of the way, old man.
      *Silver Neelsen pulls out his cane*
      Sephiroth: Where did you get the Keyblade?
      Silver Neelsen: The what?
      Sora: Allow me to explain.
      *Sora shows up*

  • @craftycatgirl3939
    @craftycatgirl3939 8 років тому +85

    These are all worth every ounce of suffering it takes to get even one of these.
    So incredible.

  • @Huanchee
    @Huanchee 9 років тому +260

    Pico's was the only one that was even remotely cool.
    We know which character was secretly sega's favorite.

    • @ikagura
      @ikagura 8 років тому +28

      Sega pico

    • @randomfan1292
      @randomfan1292 8 років тому +2

      picos my favorite

    • @orlandodelgado3740
      @orlandodelgado3740 6 років тому +7

      I always hope they include Pico in every smash but no :(

    • @DeviltoGeorgia34
      @DeviltoGeorgia34 6 років тому +27

      That's ironic because Pico has arguably the worst machine in the game.

    • @MrClean-nu2sw
      @MrClean-nu2sw 6 років тому +7

      Justin Humphrey No, that's the Silver Rat

  • @Lord_Sleepy
    @Lord_Sleepy 9 років тому +133

    Dr. Stewart was smoking some crazy shit, huh? Lol

    • @andrealewis1369
      @andrealewis1369 9 років тому +7

      Marijuana is one hell of a drugXD

    • @SgtMustang
      @SgtMustang 9 років тому +6

      Andrea Lewis That's nothing like Marijuana. More like candyflipping.

    • @XelchanTheBrave
      @XelchanTheBrave 9 років тому +15

      SgtMustang He must've tried the Magic Cake from Earthbound.

    • @amosbennett4497
      @amosbennett4497 7 років тому +4

      Yeah Dr Stewart look high as hell

    • @djrkcryt2568
      @djrkcryt2568 6 років тому +3

      Yup

  • @ClydeJHatbird
    @ClydeJHatbird 9 років тому +217

    You're drunk, James. Go home and be a family man.

    • @genericfencer
      @genericfencer 9 років тому +15

      +Clyde Next time, don't leave your son

  • @SsbPrime
    @SsbPrime 8 років тому +411

    Where do Nintendo employees get their weed from? I need that good good in my life

    • @goldsmith8502
      @goldsmith8502 8 років тому +32

      +Ivan Ooze "WHAT THE FUCK IS A SONIC?!"

    • @Tekrothebountyhunter
      @Tekrothebountyhunter 8 років тому +4

      Japan, that's where.

    • @mackenzieseib8943
      @mackenzieseib8943 7 років тому +9

      the same place as the old spice marketing department

    • @TheFreeFlow
      @TheFreeFlow 7 років тому +3

      @Internet XD True, but SEGA was bought up by the nintendo corporation long ago and hence is owned by nintendo.

    • @paquimex
      @paquimex 6 років тому +3

      *Sega

  • @Ninetails2000
    @Ninetails2000 7 років тому +56

    9:59-Why is this so relatable!?

    • @davyjones3105
      @davyjones3105 3 роки тому +2

      Because you like playing with your meat

    • @McCloud2006
      @McCloud2006 2 місяці тому

      ​@@davyjones3105 AYOOO

  • @Ded5833
    @Ded5833 9 років тому +115

    F-Zero needs to come back as a somewhat open world brawler/racing game where you play as Captain Falcon capturing bounties and racing.

    • @magicmariotv7772
      @magicmariotv7772 3 роки тому +14

      That would be sooooooo dope

    • @sp333dra
      @sp333dra Рік тому +9

      Honestly concepts like this are probably the only way this series could come back, especially since from that one interview with Miyamoto he only seems interested in a new F-Zero if it introduces some radically new mechanic.

    • @clanker2821
      @clanker2821 Рік тому +3

      @@sp333draComing from the man who let four new super Mario’s be made in a row, I’d hate to see what he considers a “New” idea

    • @TheErikalovey
      @TheErikalovey Рік тому +2

      They should allow playable Miis with Mii Costumes

  • @LocalAnonOnTheInternet
    @LocalAnonOnTheInternet 9 років тому +156

    Octoman...
    I... huh...

  • @CardboardOdyssey
    @CardboardOdyssey 7 років тому +46

    Gotta love that early-2000s motion capture.

  • @macygodwin88
    @macygodwin88 8 років тому +83

    Wow. I had absolutely no idea these existed.

    • @canogaparque818
      @canogaparque818 8 років тому +3

      Macy Godwin
      for real how do you unlock them

    • @KyuubiNaruto41
      @KyuubiNaruto41 8 років тому +7

      Win a Master difficulty cup with that character. The movie will be seen during the credits and you can view it again at the profile screen.

    • @R3dm3talHdZ
      @R3dm3talHdZ 5 років тому +1

      wow me neither im so late! This explains everything..

    • @ShiftyGuy777
      @ShiftyGuy777 5 років тому

      @@R3dm3talHdZ well just try the first cup its easy also kill your rivals eventually you will get these videos

  • @Cane-Aubright
    @Cane-Aubright 8 років тому +89

    I lost it when Dr. Stewart played.

    • @andy23r
      @andy23r 8 років тому +9

      did someone give him acid?

    • @Cane-Aubright
      @Cane-Aubright 8 років тому +7

      andy23r
      Maybe.

    • @TheFreeFlow
      @TheFreeFlow 7 років тому +4

      Comment from a girlfriend who watched his movie: "Tell me what you want... That guy MUST be gay!" ---> Lol she nailed it xD

  • @Squadallama
    @Squadallama 9 років тому +237

    The scariest thing about these is someone was probably hired to do them...

    • @samueldaniel4587
      @samueldaniel4587 9 років тому +2

      Squadallama Lol! fUNNIEST COMMENT!

    • @bluecollarben9836
      @bluecollarben9836 7 років тому +13

      The Mercenary you know you've got no life when you continue spamming the same comment to everyone who doesn't like this.

    • @ayylmao575
      @ayylmao575 7 років тому +7

      Squadallama Whats worse, that someone came up with this shit, or that people animated this absurdism?

  • @thepigerians7634
    @thepigerians7634 8 років тому +285

    I no longer wonder why there hasn't been another F Zero game. Nintendo went through a phase and wants to forget about it.

    • @sebastianahrens2385
      @sebastianahrens2385 8 років тому +118

      I think GX is one of the best, if not the best arcade racer ever made. 30 instead of the standard 6 or 8 ppl on the track. Add pilot profiles, movies, hell - even their machine parts have names in the game. In addition to that, you can unlock the entire content of AX in it - which is a standalone arcade machine game itself (!). You have at least 4 different techniques to get around a corner, multiple ways of boosting, so there's a really high skill ceiling - met by game modes that actually deserve to be called VERY HARD. Whatever other games try to give you, GX gives you plenty more.
      Honestly, if you ask me, Nintendo is afraid their next F-Zero can't stand up to this, bc it's a timeless classic 10/10.

    • @thepigerians7634
      @thepigerians7634 8 років тому +4

      +Sebastian Ahrens couldn't have said it better.

    • @adanibrahim111
      @adanibrahim111 8 років тому +6

      hey man best f-zero gx and n64 that great man thanks like it.

    • @noxyu2806
      @noxyu2806 6 років тому

      The Pigerians Agreed

    • @Mari_Izu
      @Mari_Izu 5 років тому +1

      Nintendo first do a demo with some ideias, then they turn it into a game from one of their franchise.
      They just didn't make any new ideas for racing game that works better on F-Zero than Mario Kart.

  • @dinoman6481
    @dinoman6481 6 років тому +209

    Am I the only one who likes these animations for how goofy they are?

    • @OctaviousNight
      @OctaviousNight 5 років тому +13

      DinoMan64 Ayy listen there’s nothing wrong with that I personally think a couple of these are actually pretty cool but holy shit in my opinion I feel most of these were animated in a glitchy version of Garry’s Mod

    • @skunkman9815
      @skunkman9815 5 років тому +4

      There more then friends

    • @neonflights5951
      @neonflights5951 4 роки тому +1

      No, because I LOVE them!

    • @annieskywalker9290
      @annieskywalker9290 3 роки тому +1

      @@OctaviousNight they have the same vibes as the sonic 06 in game cutescenes

    • @skeletonssky
      @skeletonssky 3 роки тому

      Yeah they have so much charm

  • @redryzyn8958
    @redryzyn8958 5 років тому +96

    Nobody:
    Bowling alley screens when you get a strike: 25:07

  • @Nin_tony
    @Nin_tony 9 років тому +289

    what the fuck is even happening

    • @citizenofhyrule
      @citizenofhyrule 9 років тому +3

      Nintony mja blijf maar weg van het spel is moeilijk voor je ik persoonlijk had moeite om het op master uit te spelen, maar de memory kaart is dr nog. *flexes*

    • @madmuffinz
      @madmuffinz 9 років тому +32

      Nintony The future

    • @artmatt200
      @artmatt200 9 років тому +30

      Japans finest.

    • @madmuffinz
      @madmuffinz 9 років тому +2

      3starentertainment So excited!

    • @joshisonwheels
      @joshisonwheels 7 років тому +3

      The Mercenary This coming from the guy who assumes people don't have a sense of humor by pointing out how weird these cutscenes are.

  • @TheOrangeBanjo
    @TheOrangeBanjo 3 роки тому +34

    I love how almost none of these tell you about these characters’ backgrounds or goals, you know, things that would go in a profile.
    Poor Blood Falcon’s clothes shrank though.

  • @desfox3685
    @desfox3685 8 років тому +44

    I love how a lot of characters seem bad but are actually good
    (like Pico)

  • @elmangodefuego5526
    @elmangodefuego5526 5 років тому +27

    This is all I know of F-Zero outside of Smash, and I love it.

  • @MumboMod
    @MumboMod 7 років тому +74

    Fzero has the goofiest bunch of characters I've ever seen

    • @Darkshreaders
      @Darkshreaders 6 років тому +10

      and its meant to be serious yet its mostly just madness

    • @noneofyourbusiness1998
      @noneofyourbusiness1998 5 років тому +9

      You haven't played Tekken. lol

    • @islandboy9381
      @islandboy9381 5 років тому +15

      When does it ever mean to be serious? It's supposed to be cheesy and over the top like 80s Western comics so it does a good job at that

  • @dryikebark7021
    @dryikebark7021 7 років тому +20

    4:30-4:32 At this moment Captain Falcon knew ....he falconed up

  • @rhetthoke7651
    @rhetthoke7651 9 років тому +53

    Japan x Indy Car x The Future = OH HELL...

  • @One-Week-Wizard
    @One-Week-Wizard 9 років тому +45

    how the hell did I end up here

  • @AvaEnithesi
    @AvaEnithesi 4 роки тому +18

    I remember the only one of these I ever got to see in the actual game was Deathborn's, because that was the only machine with which I could win on whatever was the highest difficulty. And it never occurred to me until 2020 to actually look up a video of all of them. Thanks for this!

  • @silverneon4675
    @silverneon4675 Рік тому +19

    I feel Sega made Captain Falcon rip his ass cause they knew they’d never have that opportunity again lmao

  • @YourCrazyDolphin
    @YourCrazyDolphin 8 років тому +35

    That moment you realize, apparently everything that is not a pilot is just a silvier bot.

  • @meicalcreigiau2346
    @meicalcreigiau2346 6 років тому +31

    Are we still not prepared to make a meme out of these?

  • @der_sandler
    @der_sandler 9 років тому +192

    Now that I've seen these, I can understand why Miyamoto hates GX and wants to never make another F-zero game again.

    • @noneofyourbusiness1998
      @noneofyourbusiness1998 9 років тому +2

      +Lenned lol

    • @megadon_
      @megadon_ 9 років тому +1

      me too

    • @gorilli09
      @gorilli09 9 років тому +29

      In the next one, we should make the pilot's videos more serious and less weird

    • @KaiserKingMedia
      @KaiserKingMedia 9 років тому +3

      f zero needs new racers only keep captain falcon samurai giro black shadow the gold dox pilot October man Dino man and Zora the rest won't be missed and oh pic.o too

    • @artmatt200
      @artmatt200 9 років тому +5

      We need James McCloud.

  • @supernintendozack-snz7493
    @supernintendozack-snz7493 5 років тому +21

    0:48 You're watching Disney channel

  • @SmashingPichu
    @SmashingPichu 9 років тому +85

    Pico for smash

    • @Reefer-Rampage69
      @Reefer-Rampage69 9 років тому +7

      yaaaas

    • @dragons_hook
      @dragons_hook 5 років тому +1

      If anyone, I'd say pick deserves it most

    • @aerospherology2001
      @aerospherology2001 5 років тому +1

      His Spirit is important to World of Light.

    • @thebowserdude
      @thebowserdude 3 роки тому

      @@aerospherology2001 and now that spirits don't deconfirm he has a chance

  • @swolie
    @swolie 5 років тому +15

    Link : I must save Hyrule from the terror of Ganon.
    Fox McCloud : I have to save the Lylat system from Andross
    Captain Falcon : I GOTTA SAVE THAT BABY, NOW!

    • @miskellkyle
      @miskellkyle 4 роки тому +4

      Yoshi : I NEED TO SAVE THE SUPER HAPPY TREE FROM BABY BOWSER RIGHT FREAKIN' NOW!!

  • @GustoFormula
    @GustoFormula 6 років тому +15

    Most players probably only got to see one of these, if any. I can't believe they put so much work in to content that is that difficult to unlock.

  • @Retro18Wall
    @Retro18Wall 8 років тому +43

    Now I want a Pico game.

  • @sselemaNrM
    @sselemaNrM 9 років тому +17

    So Jack was inspired from David Bowe eh..
    Gee its like they're all dancing, bodybuilding, doing the laundry, or doing a racing simulation

  • @YourCrazyDolphin
    @YourCrazyDolphin 8 років тому +26

    Here is a kind reminder that Gomar and Shioh s*** on the same toilet.

  • @SkrrtCobain21
    @SkrrtCobain21 8 років тому +26

    I refuse to believe drugs weren't involved in all this

    • @chesterstevens8870
      @chesterstevens8870 4 роки тому +2

      These honestly feel like character intros done by someone who hates the F ZERO franchise.

  • @skunkman9815
    @skunkman9815 5 років тому +15

    13:48 whoa mrs arrow is freakin thicc

  • @spark7620
    @spark7620 5 років тому +23

    Wish they added more F Zero characters to smash or gave F Zero it's own fighting game. Also I shouldn't have watched this high, I wasn't ready for this lmao

    • @No_Sleepee
      @No_Sleepee 3 роки тому +2

      fuck now I want to watch this while high

  • @docbaker3333
    @docbaker3333 5 місяців тому +3

    Yeah I get it these things are weird, But their just something so endearing about them, cause you can tell the team had a lot of fun making these.

  • @NightbaneGames
    @NightbaneGames 5 років тому +7

    13:04
    That guy looks like a combo of Thor and Captain America wtf

  • @randomjurassic_goat1107
    @randomjurassic_goat1107 5 років тому +12

    6:08 "You're becoming more like your father"

  • @michaelkolano8686
    @michaelkolano8686 6 місяців тому +3

    i find it interesting how no-nonsense Pico's video is, when even captain falcon's video makes a joke about him

  • @DeviltoGeorgia34
    @DeviltoGeorgia34 6 років тому +36

    My attempt at witty descriptions for each pilot:
    Mighty Gazelle: Robots in Disguise/On My Way to Steal Yo Girl
    Jody Summer: 2560 Olympic Gymastics
    Dr. Stewart: Well, That Was.....Ahem....Enlightening....
    Baba: The Truth Behind Those Instagram Photos/Who Showers in a Helmet?
    Samurai Goroh: Road Rage
    Pico: Man, I Wish His Machine Was This Cool
    Captain Falcon: That's Bad Parenting
    Octoman: I've Seen Enough Hentai to Know Where This is Going
    Mr. EAD: Never Saw This Episode of Teletubbies
    James McCloud: Digging This Song/That's Why Fox's Dad Disappeared
    Billy: Monkey Business
    Kate Alen: Is Her Racing Uniform Just a Bikini, or Does It Just Match Her Skin-Tone?
    Zoda: So...Eggman, Zoda, and Mr. EAD Had One Crazy Night....
    Jack Levin: David Bowie!!!
    Bio Rex: At Least Take Her to Dinner First!!
    The Skull: This Song is So Cool/Spooky Scary Skeleton
    Antonio Guster: Confirmed Drag Queen
    Beastman: Batman Didn't Have Powers, Either/Assassin's Creed: Mute City
    Leon: Yup, That's a Furry/Sneak Peek at Sonic Riders
    Super Arrow: You're a Bad Lip-Syncher
    Mrs. Arrow: Super Arrow is a Lucky Man
    Gomar & Shioh: Bert & Ernie/They're Marrying Other People After the GP, Sooooooo..... Quad-Pilot Confirmed?
    Silver Neelsen: Street Fighter 30
    Michael Chain: Don't Hurt Yourself, Vin Diesel
    Blood Falcon: Talk to Sora About Growing Your Clothes Back/Nice Boxers
    John Tanaka: Friendzoned
    Draq: Rage Quit/Story Mode Chapter 7 in a Nutshell
    Roger Buster: No Wonder Truckers Get a Bad Rep
    Dr. Clash: Why We Shouldn't Build Self-Aware Robots
    Black Shadow: Deleted Scene Outtakes from The Dark Knight
    Don Genie: The Godfather Part....80?
    Digi-Boy: What a Smug Little Shit/Also Me When I See a Traffic Stop
    Dai San Gen: Kung Fu Midgets
    Spade: What Kind of Sorcery is This?!?/Even Anime Villains Eat Rice
    Daigoroh: He's 10, But Has Good Taste in Women
    Princia Ramode: She's Sixteen, You Perv
    Lily Flyer: She's FOURTEEN, You Bigger Perv/Didn't We See This Short Before?
    PJ: Now I Know Why His Ship is Called "Groovy Taxi"
    QQQ: Why Does He Need Swim Trunks?/Shark Week Ain't Got Nothing on QQQ/OMG He's Adorable, I Want One!!
    Phoenix: Shoryuken!!
    Deathborn: Don't Be That Guy at the Movies....
    Did I Do Okay?

    • @Duvmasta
      @Duvmasta 5 років тому +6

      Justin Humphrey you did great, you did great

    • @No_Sleepee
      @No_Sleepee 3 роки тому +1

      The Mr. EAD one killed me. "Never saw this episode of teletubbies" XD

    • @TheErikalovey
      @TheErikalovey 11 місяців тому +1

      Explain Silver Neelsen

  • @jrny20
    @jrny20 9 років тому +60

    FALCON RIP!!!!

    • @Winter-tl6wz
      @Winter-tl6wz 5 років тому +3

      C.Falcon: I saved the baby, EXCEPT I RIPPED MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂

  • @vanilla8956
    @vanilla8956 8 років тому +39

    All of the women in this game are fucking ripped

    • @esme553
      @esme553 8 років тому +2

      Yet incapable of getting a baby off a train track that they're standing 3 feet away from. They need a man to drive up and do that.

    • @vanilla8956
      @vanilla8956 8 років тому +6

      esme553 ... I dont think that was the implication...

    • @adanibrahim111
      @adanibrahim111 8 років тому

      Oh damn that dat ass so hot lucky kate alen is booty shake ass. 7:39

    • @krustykraken9331
      @krustykraken9331 8 років тому +4

      First women complain of over-sexualized women, then they complain of muscular women.

    • @vanilla8956
      @vanilla8956 8 років тому +16

      Krusty Kraken im not complaining, never was XD

  • @angmering5899
    @angmering5899 Рік тому +14

    Tell me your videogame was developed in Japan without telling me your videogame was developed in Japan.

  • @zedc6072
    @zedc6072 9 років тому +26

    Jody Summer is looking goooooood

  • @AndyKusanagi86
    @AndyKusanagi86 9 років тому +7

    all the campiness notwithstanding, i like the animation in many of these scenes (Captain Falcon's for instance).
    must've been one helluva mocap job they've done.

  • @kuskus_th13
    @kuskus_th13 6 років тому +29

    6:08 why F-Zero needs a sequel

  • @SonicPman
    @SonicPman 5 років тому +10

    This is perfect.
    It’s just exaggerated enough to be hilarious but not so much that it’s painful to watch.
    F-Zero GX is on an entirely different level of over-the-top.

    • @SonicPman
      @SonicPman 5 років тому +2

      Wait.
      Why is there a wheel-based train in the 26th century?

  • @Pioxys
    @Pioxys 9 років тому +22

    Remind me of Dead Or Alive/ Tekken type endings.

  • @Kuuma
    @Kuuma 6 років тому +7

    Unlocking 1 or 2 of these videos was an odd enough experience, watching all of these back to back is like a fever dream.

  • @KanyeLoreEnthusiast
    @KanyeLoreEnthusiast 6 років тому +30

    23:42 lowkey have a vague memory of shooting blanks to this as a prepubescent child lmao

    • @vejymonsta3006
      @vejymonsta3006 5 років тому +5

      could be worse

    • @FaceD0wnDagon
      @FaceD0wnDagon 4 роки тому +5

      That's awful!
      ... everyone knows that real men used 13:40 lol

    • @jeffreybonney2831
      @jeffreybonney2831 4 роки тому +2

      @@FaceD0wnDagon your damn right

    • @FaceD0wnDagon
      @FaceD0wnDagon 4 роки тому +3

      @Heavy Weapons Guy Truly, you have reached a state of enlightenment that we mere mortals cannot grasp! ;)

    • @FinallyAlone
      @FinallyAlone 3 роки тому +3

      What in the falcon punching fuck!?

  • @TheTeeWorldsfreak
    @TheTeeWorldsfreak 8 років тому +63

    who watched the whole video?

  • @plateo_3234
    @plateo_3234 7 років тому +12

    24:50 remember that according to the lore, that girl is 14 years old.

    • @vodaz9109
      @vodaz9109 6 років тому +4

      Instead, she looks 20 in her movie.

  • @warnegoodman
    @warnegoodman Рік тому +10

    16:28 most epic laundromat entrance in history

  • @U_Wanna_Clap
    @U_Wanna_Clap 4 роки тому +19

    18:18 Me trying to save Jody on very hard mode.

  • @BrianM180
    @BrianM180 5 років тому +38

    I repeat it again
    This is the pinnacle of Animation. We have reached peak performance and nobody can prove my otherwise

    • @cittleskum
      @cittleskum Рік тому +1

      it is extraordinarily experimental. so many shows i can see so many potential mini series by each one.

  • @leomagus2813
    @leomagus2813 8 років тому +35

    This reminds me of Tekken

  • @Seekingthesky
    @Seekingthesky 8 років тому +8

    Michael Chain: OOOOOOOOLLLLLDDDDD SPICE!
    Also, look at "Black Shadow Bloopers".

  • @silhouettoofaman2935
    @silhouettoofaman2935 7 місяців тому +2

    Poor James, man. He shows off some sweet, if not admittedly modest, moves for the audience, which boos him offstage just because he couldn't nail the backflip. Talk about a tough crowd!

  • @Weloz92
    @Weloz92 9 років тому +19

    Shit, every time I see the Dr. Stewart video I lose it.

  • @CSRH
    @CSRH 7 років тому +7

    I didn't even know these were a thing until today, and I've owned GX since it released.

  • @wnage
    @wnage 8 років тому +26

    14:55 - Gomar & Shioh invented the dab

    • @Krakenburgvortex79
      @Krakenburgvortex79 7 років тому +4

      The game's set after 2016 though.

    • @wnage
      @wnage 7 років тому +8

      Ok then: the creators of F-Zero GX invented the dab, a 2016 dance craze, when they included a similar looking move in the pilot profile video of in-game characters Gomar and Shioh in their 2003 video game

    • @skunkman9815
      @skunkman9815 5 років тому +1

      Those guys are fucking weird

  • @jangoxl9502
    @jangoxl9502 5 років тому +4

    F-ZERO GX was one of the first Nintendo games to ever feature rendered CGI endings (and cutscenes). That was something truly special back then. I completed the game with every character to unlock all the videos. Those endings, and the profile section (and the story mode) gave all characters a bit of personality that was lacking in former F-ZERO games.
    F-ZERO GX is for F-ZERO what Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. is for Super Smash Bros.: EVERYONE IS HERE.
    I respect for SEGA/Amusement Vision to go that far adding all characters, and all that bonus material and making it a standout title that feels COMPLETE and packed with extras. They made sure that not one single byte on the disc was left unused.

  • @tylerbuckmaster8652
    @tylerbuckmaster8652 4 роки тому +12

    Nobody:
    Bowling Alley Screens when you get a strike: 4:51

  • @redneckbarbie2061
    @redneckbarbie2061 9 років тому +26

    Pico looks badass!!!!!

    • @skunkman9815
      @skunkman9815 5 років тому

      He looks like a ninja turtles reject

  • @Koops2245
    @Koops2245 8 років тому +18

    Literally "Food Fight" quality animation technology~!!

    • @EntoneTori
      @EntoneTori 7 років тому +2

      Back then I thought this looked realistic. I was totally impressed. Especially by Octoman's.

    • @MrTimotheousWard
      @MrTimotheousWard 6 років тому

      That's it!

    • @davyjones3105
      @davyjones3105 3 роки тому

      Well, yeah. Both used motion capture

  • @retrogamer2407
    @retrogamer2407 8 років тому +14

    4:55 DJ Octarios true form...

    • @No_Sleepee
      @No_Sleepee 3 роки тому +3

      "OH NO HE'S HOT!!!" -Squidward

  • @imthe_catman
    @imthe_catman 9 років тому +50

    WHY DOES THIS EXIST!

    • @one_step_sideways
      @one_step_sideways 7 років тому +19

      Because this is what happens when you let your former rival make the game

    • @Duvmasta
      @Duvmasta 5 років тому +2

      Because you touch yourself

    • @islandboy9381
      @islandboy9381 5 років тому +6

      WHY ARE THESE INTENTIONALLY SILLY AND CHEESY BONUS MOVIES INTENTIONALLY SILLY AND CHEESY? ISN'T THAT WEIRD?

    • @ShiftyGuy777
      @ShiftyGuy777 5 років тому +3

      well is better than having no endings

    • @moonlitequimby847
      @moonlitequimby847 3 роки тому

      Why Do You Exist

  • @InfestedHydralisk
    @InfestedHydralisk 8 років тому +5

    Just wanting to unlock and see all of these achievements myself was one of the greatest rewards to keep playing this game.

  • @Halo1138
    @Halo1138 7 років тому +6

    Well, at least Pico chambers his gun in a somewhat reasonable caliber, but I think it's interesting they're still making .40 Smith and Wesson that far in the future.

  • @nightventure9247
    @nightventure9247 8 років тому +4

    Dang! These cut scenes looked so tiny on my tv 13 years ago!

  • @Krakenburgvortex79
    @Krakenburgvortex79 7 років тому +5

    10:18
    I bet The Skull's resurrection went exactly like that.

  • @JusBLieve
    @JusBLieve Рік тому +5

    I can only imagine my mom walking in on me when I finally beat the game with Octoman.... whole Game Cube woulda went back to the store

  • @80sfansincedayone
    @80sfansincedayone 3 роки тому +6

    6:13 lets face it if you had a theme song as cool as that you'ed be dancing to

  • @ShadowPirateX
    @ShadowPirateX 9 років тому +48

    Samurai Goroh's = Crazy Frog?

  • @TheErikalovey
    @TheErikalovey 11 місяців тому +6

    3:20 Sephiroth while Aerith was praying:

  • @HeyHeyChey
    @HeyHeyChey 6 років тому +4

    Captain Falcon not moving his mouth on the Smash Bros 4 victory animation might actually be an F-Zero reference