F-Zero GX - All Pilot Profile Movies
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- Опубліковано 1 жов 2024
- List of Pilots in Video order:
0:00 Mighty Gazelle
0:42 Jody Summer
1:24 Dr. Stewart
2:00 Baba
2:42 Samurai Goroh
3:23 Pico
4:05 Captain Falcon
4:45 Octoman
5:26 Mr. EAD
6:08 James McCloud
6:49 Billy
7:31 Kate Alen
8:13 Zoda
8:55 Jack Levin
9:37 Bio Rex
10:18 The Skull
10:57 Antonio Guster
11:35 Beastman
12:16 Leon
12:58 Super Arrow
13:39 Mrs. Arrow
14:20 Gomar & Shioh
14:59 Silver Neelsen
15:41 Michael Chain
16:23 Blood Falcon
16:59 John Tanaka
17:40 Draq
18:22 Roger Buster
18:59 Dr. Clash
19:41 Black Shadow
20:22 Don Genie
20:59 Terry "Digi-Boy" Getter
21:41 Dai Sen Gen
22:23 Spade
23:05 Dai Goroh
23:42 Princia Ramode
24:23 Lily Flyer
25:01 PJ
25:43 QQQ
26:25 Phoenix
27:07 Deathborn
![F-Zero The Legend of Falcon Lap 51 - The Legend of Falcon [Subbed]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/NN-gvLxF8vg/mqdefault.jpg)
If someone asked me to explain why F-zero needs a sequel
25:07
Someone called for a taxi?
I don't understand why an alien would pilot a taxi in the first place
In my case 23:43
Whos knocking???
FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!
Someone was paid to animate this and it's great
WTF?
This is so SEGA, it hurts.
What is SEGA?
Quillen Woolford is this game made by SEGA
@@colingznetwork781 It's made by Nintendo, in the early 2000's.
@@MrRAGE-md5rj Actually made by SEGA, published by nintendo.
@@sanikku7359 Really?
1:29 last brain cell during exams
I totally agree with your comment and your profile pic.
25:07*
4:50*
I gotta wonder; is Dr. Stewart gay?
25:07 is better
Samurai Goroh did invisible car racing before Mario even considered it.
PJ too.
But not before Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy
not before donkey kong
Before crazy frog maybe?
what the fuck is even happening
Nintony mja blijf maar weg van het spel is moeilijk voor je ik persoonlijk had moeite om het op master uit te spelen, maar de memory kaart is dr nog. *flexes*
Nintony The future
Japans finest.
3starentertainment So excited!
The Mercenary This coming from the guy who assumes people don't have a sense of humor by pointing out how weird these cutscenes are.
I fucking love how all of these characters had their own unique background, not to mention the story mode, to be fleshed out, and then there's THIS.
Shoutouts to pico for being the only one not to look silly
Matheus Vasiliauskas Soares maybe a bit like a powerranger, but yes.
+Matheus Vasiliauskas Soares Lets keep pico in the new game i mean he has been in f zero since the beginning they better
Indeed. It just wouldn't be complete without him.
If there will be a new game that is, but he is one of the original 4, is more than fair to keep him
+Matheus Vasiliauskas Soares
And all the ladies. None of them fuck up.
Captain Falcon didn't even attempt to Falcon Punch the train
0/10 It's great
-IGN
+drawingforever Smash indeed did. Captain Falcon's moveset was adapted from the Dragon King game concept before it was turned into Smash.
+Benjamin Fuller (Dallenson) Regardless, it's my firm belief that the Falcon Punch is cannon no matter the medium.
My main is villager but my favourite character in smash is Captain Falcon... but these character profiles...they scare me a lot.
drawingforever The only sane one would probably be Pico's, he even shoots above a civilian target to take out the Black Shadow target from behind.
***** That isn't a bad thing. That shows that he's precise.
6:13 This is why James had to die. Pigma did the Lylat System a great service.
+Kirby McKirby
Lasers in space cannot melt G-diffusors, though.
RuthlessYT He died in the Lylat System but he was resurrected in another universe.
Random crotch shots is James' brand?
James didn’t actually die he just became human and joined the F-Zero Grand Prix.
James is human?
That mean he did it with a fox lady to make his son?
This. This is what happens when you outsource your game to SEGA.
Za Ali Find humor from what? A drug trip?
Za Ali bro fuck off
You're saying it like it's a bad thing.
You get a fun racing game that has lots of content and replay value?I should outsource to Sega more often
Sega is a bad thing xD
Remember the Invisible Boatmobile from SpongeBob? Here's its current owner:
2:48
Feel old yet?
CrazyNaut it mainly reminds me of the Mario kart wii intro
And the Amazing World of Gumball.
Splat Paintz oh yeah I remember that episode. I think they were fighting over a check
Actually samurai goroh is training
Crazy frog 2
I swear outside the racing this game is... well it sure is something...
kid14346 ung... ya... 'bout that...
The story mode is somewhat cool, you have to admit that. Beating Black Shadow, Death Wind and then the creators in a race was pretty cool. That bomb scenario was also awesome.
25:07
"F-Zero is normal"
Pico's was the only one that was even remotely cool.
We know which character was secretly sega's favorite.
Sega pico
picos my favorite
I always hope they include Pico in every smash but no :(
That's ironic because Pico has arguably the worst machine in the game.
Justin Humphrey No, that's the Silver Rat
What confuses me here, more than these scenarios, is why do most of the human and humanoid racers have the physiques of bodybuilders? They fly hover cars, so I don't really see the need for all those muscles.
I know that Formula One racers must be muscular in order to perform well (something about supporting high speed accelerations). I think they went this way for F-Zero characters.
KRX50 look at ead
KRX50 Don Genie is fucking awesome despite his horizontally tall body
Pj or daigoroh don't have the body of a bodybuilder
F-Zero is styled after Western comic books where everyone's ripped as fuck.
James McCloud is so fabulous. No wonder he left Star Fox.
I remember doing this entire dance with my cousin back then, it was a fun time
What if Charles Falcon (Captain Falcon) and Fox McCloud are brothers? Because they have the same father
I was wondering why I was getting a huge SEGA vibe, but then I remembered, lol
You're drunk, James. Go home and be a family man.
+Clyde Next time, don't leave your son
I was lured by the Falcon booty.
duty calls
Honestly, this is just thirty minutes of manly men showing off their muscles....and it's delicious.
ok but can we talk about OCTOMAN
@@Xylluk Dontcha mean, BOOTY calls?
Same ahaha
If there will ever be another F-Zero games, I hope to get endings as funny and glorious as these.
Don't be scared people, rejoice for the fact these hilarious videos were even made. It's all fluff to an amazing game; this added even more replayability to it and added more to the pilots. I'm still in awe that a racing game got this much side content.
Cheer cheer!
Not sure if I can it handle them if they were to return. These endings are pretty cringe to me. Only thing normal is Pico.
Where do Nintendo employees get their weed from? I need that good good in my life
+Ivan Ooze "WHAT THE FUCK IS A SONIC?!"
Japan, that's where.
the same place as the old spice marketing department
@Internet XD True, but SEGA was bought up by the nintendo corporation long ago and hence is owned by nintendo.
*Sega
Dr. Stewart was smoking some crazy shit, huh? Lol
Marijuana is one hell of a drugXD
Andrea Lewis That's nothing like Marijuana. More like candyflipping.
SgtMustang He must've tried the Magic Cake from Earthbound.
Yeah Dr Stewart look high as hell
Yup
I feel Sega made Captain Falcon rip his ass cause they knew they’d never have that opportunity again lmao
Samurai Goroh learned two important lessons that is: 1. Don't go beyond the speed limit 2. Respect your elders.
Andrea Lewis 3. Don't drive an invisible car.
4. Your son will forever be better than you at paper doll cutting.
He's not lawful
Dont fuck with silver Nielsen
@@dragons_hook
Samurai Goroh: Sephiroth, I changed my mind! Let me join!
Sephiroth: You have to be tortured in order to join.
Samurai Goroh: I was!
Silver Neelsen: Long time no see, Goroh!
Sephiroth: Out of the way, old man.
*Silver Neelsen pulls out his cane*
Sephiroth: Where did you get the Keyblade?
Silver Neelsen: The what?
Sora: Allow me to explain.
*Sora shows up*
Octoman...
I... huh...
ElmntNinja Octopus stripper!
I wonder how an octoling from splatoon would react to that...
101supertails I'll stop thinking for now.
Stupid Sexy Octoman...
:|
Ew.
I didn't know David Bowie was playable in this game.
Lol
These are all worth every ounce of suffering it takes to get even one of these.
So incredible.
Nobody:
Bowling alley screens when you get a strike: 25:07
I no longer wonder why there hasn't been another F Zero game. Nintendo went through a phase and wants to forget about it.
I think GX is one of the best, if not the best arcade racer ever made. 30 instead of the standard 6 or 8 ppl on the track. Add pilot profiles, movies, hell - even their machine parts have names in the game. In addition to that, you can unlock the entire content of AX in it - which is a standalone arcade machine game itself (!). You have at least 4 different techniques to get around a corner, multiple ways of boosting, so there's a really high skill ceiling - met by game modes that actually deserve to be called VERY HARD. Whatever other games try to give you, GX gives you plenty more.
Honestly, if you ask me, Nintendo is afraid their next F-Zero can't stand up to this, bc it's a timeless classic 10/10.
+Sebastian Ahrens couldn't have said it better.
hey man best f-zero gx and n64 that great man thanks like it.
The Pigerians Agreed
Nintendo first do a demo with some ideias, then they turn it into a game from one of their franchise.
They just didn't make any new ideas for racing game that works better on F-Zero than Mario Kart.
Fzero has the goofiest bunch of characters I've ever seen
and its meant to be serious yet its mostly just madness
You haven't played Tekken. lol
When does it ever mean to be serious? It's supposed to be cheesy and over the top like 80s Western comics so it does a good job at that
Am I the only one who likes these animations for how goofy they are?
DinoMan64 Ayy listen there’s nothing wrong with that I personally think a couple of these are actually pretty cool but holy shit in my opinion I feel most of these were animated in a glitchy version of Garry’s Mod
There more then friends
No, because I LOVE them!
@@OctaviousNight they have the same vibes as the sonic 06 in game cutescenes
Yeah they have so much charm
The scariest thing about these is someone was probably hired to do them...
Squadallama Lol! fUNNIEST COMMENT!
The Mercenary you know you've got no life when you continue spamming the same comment to everyone who doesn't like this.
Squadallama Whats worse, that someone came up with this shit, or that people animated this absurdism?
8:35 Eggman, is that you?
No it’s mr ead but it’s made by zoda
@@skunkman9815 r/whooooooooooooooosh
6:18
How I dance at a party.
+DrunkenRampage Holy shit someone please make that into a gif
This ^^
Tell me your videogame was developed in Japan without telling me your videogame was developed in Japan.
Wow. I had absolutely no idea these existed.
Macy Godwin
for real how do you unlock them
Win a Master difficulty cup with that character. The movie will be seen during the credits and you can view it again at the profile screen.
wow me neither im so late! This explains everything..
@@R3dm3talHdZ well just try the first cup its easy also kill your rivals eventually you will get these videos
F-Zero needs to come back as a somewhat open world brawler/racing game where you play as Captain Falcon capturing bounties and racing.
That would be sooooooo dope
Honestly concepts like this are probably the only way this series could come back, especially since from that one interview with Miyamoto he only seems interested in a new F-Zero if it introduces some radically new mechanic.
@@sp333draComing from the man who let four new super Mario’s be made in a row, I’d hate to see what he considers a “New” idea
They should allow playable Miis with Mii Costumes
Now that I've seen these, I can understand why Miyamoto hates GX and wants to never make another F-zero game again.
+Lenned lol
me too
In the next one, we should make the pilot's videos more serious and less weird
f zero needs new racers only keep captain falcon samurai giro black shadow the gold dox pilot October man Dino man and Zora the rest won't be missed and oh pic.o too
We need James McCloud.
I lost it when Dr. Stewart played.
did someone give him acid?
andy23r
Maybe.
Comment from a girlfriend who watched his movie: "Tell me what you want... That guy MUST be gay!" ---> Lol she nailed it xD
All of the women in this game are fucking ripped
Yet incapable of getting a baby off a train track that they're standing 3 feet away from. They need a man to drive up and do that.
esme553 ... I dont think that was the implication...
Oh damn that dat ass so hot lucky kate alen is booty shake ass. 7:39
First women complain of over-sexualized women, then they complain of muscular women.
Krusty Kraken im not complaining, never was XD
0:48 You're watching Disney channel
I love how almost none of these tell you about these characters’ backgrounds or goals, you know, things that would go in a profile.
Poor Blood Falcon’s clothes shrank though.
9:59-Why is this so relatable!?
Because you like playing with your meat
@@davyjones3105 AYOOO
Pico for smash
yaaaas
If anyone, I'd say pick deserves it most
His Spirit is important to World of Light.
@@aerospherology2001 and now that spirits don't deconfirm he has a chance
FALCON RIP!!!!
C.Falcon: I saved the baby, EXCEPT I RIPPED MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂
Gotta love that early-2000s motion capture.
Japan x Indy Car x The Future = OH HELL...
who watched the whole video?
who the fuck didn't?
lol wtf did I just watch
Dude Dr Stewart is STONED! XD
The Mercenary I don't see any humor, except from the acting like drugged maniacs.
You just watched game developers art done on some serious acid lol. @Jawafreak And gay lol.
hilarious and original comment
Are we still not prepared to make a meme out of these?
I was wondering.
I love how a lot of characters seem bad but are actually good
(like Pico)
That moment you realize, apparently everything that is not a pilot is just a silvier bot.
Minus A baby.
And few other characters
how the hell did I end up here
Samurai Goroh's = Crazy Frog?
Now that's reaching.
No PJ = Crazy Frog
Here is a kind reminder that Gomar and Shioh s*** on the same toilet.
13:04
That guy looks like a combo of Thor and Captain America wtf
I've always thought the f zero riders were the coolest designs and said to myself "I really wanna know more about their story". well.... now after seeing this I continue to know nothing of them, but that they're the fucking weirdest most idiotic bunch of riders I've ever seen lmao.
16:28 most epic laundromat entrance in history
13:48 whoa mrs arrow is freakin thicc
Link : I must save Hyrule from the terror of Ganon.
Fox McCloud : I have to save the Lylat system from Andross
Captain Falcon : I GOTTA SAVE THAT BABY, NOW!
Yoshi : I NEED TO SAVE THE SUPER HAPPY TREE FROM BABY BOWSER RIGHT FREAKIN' NOW!!
What is it with these body propotions D:
+ColoredRetardz There's a theory going around that the racers have to train their bodies a ton just so they can withstand such extreme acceleration. This ain't Mario Kart, son.
think about the amount of Gs these guys are pulling when making a turn at 1000km+ tho...im sure theres also some kind of apparatus inside the machines that keeps them awake when pulling these insanely amount of Gs so they wont black out.
I was a fighter pilot in WW2
You know what’s strange,I feel the in game character models have better proportions in comparison to the models in the cutscenes,like granted they’re still pretty swole but it looks less awkward in game
This is all I know of F-Zero outside of Smash, and I love it.
I refuse to believe drugs weren't involved in all this
These honestly feel like character intros done by someone who hates the F ZERO franchise.
Wish they added more F Zero characters to smash or gave F Zero it's own fighting game. Also I shouldn't have watched this high, I wasn't ready for this lmao
fuck now I want to watch this while high
This reminds me of Tekken
WHY DOES THIS EXIST!
Because this is what happens when you let your former rival make the game
Because you touch yourself
WHY ARE THESE INTENTIONALLY SILLY AND CHEESY BONUS MOVIES INTENTIONALLY SILLY AND CHEESY? ISN'T THAT WEIRD?
well is better than having no endings
Why Do You Exist
Nobody:
Bowling Alley Screens when you get a strike: 4:51
So Jack was inspired from David Bowe eh..
Gee its like they're all dancing, bodybuilding, doing the laundry, or doing a racing simulation
Now I want a Pico game.
Remind me of Dead Or Alive/ Tekken type endings.
4:30-4:32 At this moment Captain Falcon knew ....he falconed up
I remember the only one of these I ever got to see in the actual game was Deathborn's, because that was the only machine with which I could win on whatever was the highest difficulty. And it never occurred to me until 2020 to actually look up a video of all of them. Thanks for this!
wait, its all just a compilation of dance videos?
--always has been
My attempt at witty descriptions for each pilot:
Mighty Gazelle: Robots in Disguise/On My Way to Steal Yo Girl
Jody Summer: 2560 Olympic Gymastics
Dr. Stewart: Well, That Was.....Ahem....Enlightening....
Baba: The Truth Behind Those Instagram Photos/Who Showers in a Helmet?
Samurai Goroh: Road Rage
Pico: Man, I Wish His Machine Was This Cool
Captain Falcon: That's Bad Parenting
Octoman: I've Seen Enough Hentai to Know Where This is Going
Mr. EAD: Never Saw This Episode of Teletubbies
James McCloud: Digging This Song/That's Why Fox's Dad Disappeared
Billy: Monkey Business
Kate Alen: Is Her Racing Uniform Just a Bikini, or Does It Just Match Her Skin-Tone?
Zoda: So...Eggman, Zoda, and Mr. EAD Had One Crazy Night....
Jack Levin: David Bowie!!!
Bio Rex: At Least Take Her to Dinner First!!
The Skull: This Song is So Cool/Spooky Scary Skeleton
Antonio Guster: Confirmed Drag Queen
Beastman: Batman Didn't Have Powers, Either/Assassin's Creed: Mute City
Leon: Yup, That's a Furry/Sneak Peek at Sonic Riders
Super Arrow: You're a Bad Lip-Syncher
Mrs. Arrow: Super Arrow is a Lucky Man
Gomar & Shioh: Bert & Ernie/They're Marrying Other People After the GP, Sooooooo..... Quad-Pilot Confirmed?
Silver Neelsen: Street Fighter 30
Michael Chain: Don't Hurt Yourself, Vin Diesel
Blood Falcon: Talk to Sora About Growing Your Clothes Back/Nice Boxers
John Tanaka: Friendzoned
Draq: Rage Quit/Story Mode Chapter 7 in a Nutshell
Roger Buster: No Wonder Truckers Get a Bad Rep
Dr. Clash: Why We Shouldn't Build Self-Aware Robots
Black Shadow: Deleted Scene Outtakes from The Dark Knight
Don Genie: The Godfather Part....80?
Digi-Boy: What a Smug Little Shit/Also Me When I See a Traffic Stop
Dai San Gen: Kung Fu Midgets
Spade: What Kind of Sorcery is This?!?/Even Anime Villains Eat Rice
Daigoroh: He's 10, But Has Good Taste in Women
Princia Ramode: She's Sixteen, You Perv
Lily Flyer: She's FOURTEEN, You Bigger Perv/Didn't We See This Short Before?
PJ: Now I Know Why His Ship is Called "Groovy Taxi"
QQQ: Why Does He Need Swim Trunks?/Shark Week Ain't Got Nothing on QQQ/OMG He's Adorable, I Want One!!
Phoenix: Shoryuken!!
Deathborn: Don't Be That Guy at the Movies....
Did I Do Okay?
Justin Humphrey you did great, you did great
The Mr. EAD one killed me. "Never saw this episode of teletubbies" XD
Explain Silver Neelsen
They made all the girls *E X T R A T H I C C*
I hate Sega animation. They know how to stay in the uncanny-valley all to well.
Darien Goheen DEEP DEEP in the pit of... 'you were doing so well up until now...'
Me: Lying in bed trying to go to sleep.
My Brain: 1:29
Jody Summer is looking goooooood
18:18 Me trying to save Jody on very hard mode.
Unlocking Cosmic Dolphin
@ 14:52
WHAT
Gomar and shioh are freakin weird
6:08 "You're becoming more like your father"
Most players probably only got to see one of these, if any. I can't believe they put so much work in to content that is that difficult to unlock.
23:42 lowkey have a vague memory of shooting blanks to this as a prepubescent child lmao
could be worse
That's awful!
... everyone knows that real men used 13:40 lol
@@FaceD0wnDagon your damn right
@Heavy Weapons Guy Truly, you have reached a state of enlightenment that we mere mortals cannot grasp! ;)
What in the falcon punching fuck!?
most people knew Nintendo and Sega had a rivalry.. This is Sega's way of destroying a once great franchise....
Captain Falcon it's not like nintendo didn't first approve of these movies being made
That's valid.Now I wonder why they allowed most of this in the game.
GX was the best game in the series. Odd way of destroying it lol.
5:33 Wtf am I watching!?
+TheGoonies55 That's how they make delicious strawberry cakes in the future.
A cutscene of a video game called F-Zero GX
That’s mr ead by the way
mario's grandchild
Pico looks badass!!!!!
He looks like a ninja turtles reject
24:50 remember that according to the lore, that girl is 14 years old.
Instead, she looks 20 in her movie.
Shit, every time I see the Dr. Stewart video I lose it.
I can only imagine my mom walking in on me when I finally beat the game with Octoman.... whole Game Cube woulda went back to the store
3:20 Sephiroth while Aerith was praying:
6:08 why F-Zero needs a sequel
9:16 when is Bowie getting added to smash?
This is perfect.
It’s just exaggerated enough to be hilarious but not so much that it’s painful to watch.
F-Zero GX is on an entirely different level of over-the-top.
Wait.
Why is there a wheel-based train in the 26th century?
I have seen the throne of god and it is empty
If anything this is proof of God.
Literally "Food Fight" quality animation technology~!!
Back then I thought this looked realistic. I was totally impressed. Especially by Octoman's.
That's it!
Well, yeah. Both used motion capture
This is so endearingly silly
The cast of F-Zero presents: r/cringe
happysquidNET cringe indeed!
This is cringy? I thought this was hilarious. But... to each their own.
I guess anything cheesy or intentionally over the top is considered "cringy" these days... learn to have some fun and not be a cynical ass all the time
go back to reddit
Poor Falcon, though.
I want that last pose as a taunt in Smash! Taunt DLC?
Jeffrey Turner no way
I repeat it again
This is the pinnacle of Animation. We have reached peak performance and nobody can prove my otherwise
it is extraordinarily experimental. so many shows i can see so many potential mini series by each one.
11:00 PM: Okay time to hit the hay
3:00 AM: 4:51
Octoman's fabulous as FUCK, not gonna lie.