When your bark is worse than your strike (Slay the Spire)

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @shcottam
    @shcottam 6 годин тому +487

    59 min video?! He must play really slowly and carefully in this one!

    • @hollow8194
      @hollow8194 4 години тому +17

      I watch both Baalord and this guy, so I get whiplash when I alternate between their videos lol

    • @2-sleepy
      @2-sleepy 3 години тому

      Clueless

    • @lori977
      @lori977 3 години тому +2

      Read this comment before hitting play but i wasnt expecting him to go THAT fast
      Thats faster than i play on the bus. Damn.

    • @chysero8636
      @chysero8636 3 години тому +1

      Nobody tell him

    • @SeanJZoning
      @SeanJZoning 2 години тому

      ​@@hollow8194does Baalord take his time more?

  • @HQofrandom
    @HQofrandom 6 годин тому +237

    29:00 Mere mortals can't comprehend the dreaded Burst into Flechettes play

    • @michakramarczyk9614
      @michakramarczyk9614 5 годин тому +43

      i immediately went looking for this specific comment

    • @DKAxiom
      @DKAxiom 5 годин тому +14

      When he did that I laughed so hard xd

    • @sonofhades57
      @sonofhades57 4 години тому +6

      Damn, was going to type this but you beat me to it.

    • @ardabaser1349
      @ardabaser1349 4 години тому

      @@michakramarczyk9614 +2

    • @PthreeG
      @PthreeG 3 години тому +10

      “Strategy gamer of the year” lmao

  • @KonoMojo
    @KonoMojo 6 годин тому +157

    I fear that we followers of egg are not ready for the Slay the Spire 2 arc
    It may consume him and us all

    • @christianj2361
      @christianj2361 6 годин тому +8

      Spire 2 and mewgenics is going to be insane

    • @kevinkent5095
      @kevinkent5095 6 годин тому +3

      Honestly, you're right, but, honestly, I'm OK with it.

    • @forsaken696
      @forsaken696 5 годин тому +2

      Itll be too complicated for him

  • @Cormier66
    @Cormier66 6 годин тому +97

    It was subtle, but you can see the point where NL closes his eyes and enters his mind palace to find the other backflip hah.

  • @TheMatrixbot
    @TheMatrixbot 5 годин тому +79

    0:55 Okay
    I weigh nothing, but you can still see me. If you put me in a bucket, I make the bucket lighter. What am I?

  • @toombakbutee1022
    @toombakbutee1022 6 годин тому +152

    we’re guys, of course we watch during our lunch but then get sad we don’t have any Spire to watch tonight in bed

    • @CocoTheTortie
      @CocoTheTortie 6 годин тому +5

      We just watch it again! 🎉

    • @ImmortalTimothyM
      @ImmortalTimothyM 5 годин тому +4

      True, true.

    • @Shotzfired30
      @Shotzfired30 5 годин тому +3

      So unbelievably true

    • @Korrus_
      @Korrus_ 5 годин тому

      We’re europe guys, of course we watch it in bed the moment it comes out

    • @dominikikik
      @dominikikik 3 години тому +1

      easiest EU meta of all time 😮

  • @Chunkosaurus
    @Chunkosaurus 6 годин тому +75

    The mini rant about the game awards not recognizing slay the spires brilliance was so incredibly based. It genuinely is one of the best games of all time

    • @kevinkent5095
      @kevinkent5095 6 годин тому +1

      I looked for a comment regarding it. I agree.

  • @real9270
    @real9270 3 години тому +21

    It's so sad that he couldn't find velvet choker this time

  • @pixelbomb97
    @pixelbomb97 5 годин тому +56

    Lol, only egg would realize Flechettes was an attack the SECOND TIME he tried to double it.

  • @egonhenriksen7968
    @egonhenriksen7968 5 годин тому +23

    It was already a fantastic potion run, and then content branch came and provided content as it does

  • @Will_Winkler
    @Will_Winkler 4 години тому +23

    neutral eyes neutralize neutral lies

  • @xDesolateStudios
    @xDesolateStudios 5 годин тому +23

    Man was playing on full tilt in that first run. Skipping over the free Dash against the book caused me physical pain. Then opting not to alchemize + neutralize on Snecko when you are almost certainly going to be taking a huge hit the following turn AND have paper crane. Holy moly

  • @an8ropos100
    @an8ropos100 2 години тому +9

    This man wanted to get to ritual dagger with 40 cards

  • @rocker8912
    @rocker8912 5 годин тому +13

    3:05 the type of gray matter you have to have to even CONSIDER this joke, let alone DELIVER it, it's otherworldly brother

  • @alexanderharris8187
    @alexanderharris8187 3 години тому +7

    Every time he takes Ritual Dagger. Every time he stalls fights and takes damage. Every time he has so much damage that he never needed the ritual dagger in the first place.

    • @xDesolateStudios
      @xDesolateStudios 2 години тому +3

      You are approached in a dark hallway and presented the option:
      Take 31 damage now and stall the Reptomancer (fucking LOL) for 3+ turns minimum to maybe get +5 damage on a single-use card. Do you accept?

  • @Spacecow-q3e
    @Spacecow-q3e 5 годин тому +24

    BURST FLECHETTES???

  • @Spacecow-q3e
    @Spacecow-q3e 5 годин тому +8

    watching his brain shutdown as he tries to comprehend dead branch is so funny lol

  • @gabtype
    @gabtype 5 годин тому +10

    29:21 My heart sunk.
    Edit: 31:33 This man just hates Wraith Form.

  • @sawchuk519
    @sawchuk519 Годину тому +1

    Discarding a smoke bomb to look for better potions then not playing any of his 3 alchemizes to get a potion is top tier.

  • @moewiththetoe8559
    @moewiththetoe8559 6 годин тому +30

    Finally my fix

  • @shushmoysengupta6709
    @shushmoysengupta6709 5 годин тому +16

    28:51, oh yes, the legendary burst -> flechettes, and he has been playing this game for 5 years, exquisite plays

  • @Quarterman812
    @Quarterman812 4 години тому +4

    00:19 I pogged at the Silver Jews reference

  • @Spitehound
    @Spitehound Годину тому +1

    11:37 discussing my fantasy football opponent’s injured wide receiver

  • @FiftyRoosters
    @FiftyRoosters 3 години тому +4

    him resting for like 12 HP when has 9 doubled potions in his belt fucking kills me

  • @WHALEBOY777
    @WHALEBOY777 5 годин тому +4

    NL keeping Tomo's litter box in the cramped room where he spends 6 hours of his day is wild.

  • @vedaryan334
    @vedaryan334 5 годин тому +4

    def agreed , balatro is a good game that's very very addictive and hard to stop playing. slay the spire is probably one of the best games with so much depth for crazy insane builds its a tragedy it wasn't nominated for game of the year.

  • @chucktowski_
    @chucktowski_ 5 годин тому +6

    I am now caught up on the entire backlog of slay the spire. now I have to live HERE with YALL

  • @FriendB
    @FriendB 5 годин тому +6

    3:28 your S.O. when the relationship has been rocky and unstable and is clearly not working out, but you love them so you ask to give it another chance and say you will do and be better from now on

  • @JacoIII
    @JacoIII 3 години тому +2

    44:47 jesus christ looking at his crown

  • @peterbiskup
    @peterbiskup 6 годин тому +11

    28:48 bursting flechettes and distraction over wraith form. How does he have 300 hours in silent

  • @aerodigm9600
    @aerodigm9600 4 години тому +5

    This is a burst flechettes man

  • @konstantinosadamopoulos9918
    @konstantinosadamopoulos9918 4 години тому +5

    7:44 me when I put someone in a rubber room

  • @obsidiansnows7608
    @obsidiansnows7608 4 години тому +8

    The wraith form disrespect hurts me every time

    • @obsidiansnows7608
      @obsidiansnows7608 4 години тому +2

      It is as good as playing infinite buffers for 3 turns but it works against all enemies

  • @AngelJimenez-cs4yq
    @AngelJimenez-cs4yq 2 години тому +2

    the thing that makes StS built different for me is how often the game legitimately tries to assassinate you through bad draws and path rng but you can steal cheat out a win and feel like you’re that guy

  • @andrewgallagher7690
    @andrewgallagher7690 3 години тому +2

    Slay the spire walked so balatro could run

  • @Piime667
    @Piime667 5 годин тому +14

    42:04 he doesn't use any of the 0 cost alchemizes

  • @timm8o475
    @timm8o475 2 години тому +2

    This video came out as soon as I got out of surgery, was a smoothe recovery

  • @Igions
    @Igions 4 години тому +2

    hello sacred bark, i am going into battle. i want only your strongest potions

  • @shane544
    @shane544 4 години тому +6

    My guy bursted a flechettes

  • @elusivetrapdoorspider
    @elusivetrapdoorspider 6 годин тому +4

    26:44 A gangster survives the war, but the drive-bys he used to pull just trigger flashbacks now, so he cuts ties

  • @andatoren4768
    @andatoren4768 6 годин тому +5

    1:38 oh my he's spitting facts here

  • @Tyranee
    @Tyranee 5 годин тому +2

    24:45 When I’m talking about what I want to do but have a brain fart mid-sentence

  • @nathancain2912
    @nathancain2912 4 години тому +1

    The two voices in my head when playing slay the spire always:
    “You’re playing too fast man, slow down”
    “Nah send it”

  • @CasualYapper
    @CasualYapper 6 годин тому +3

    Nl in background is even better than the talk tuah show

  • @2jacked2read
    @2jacked2read 5 годин тому +5

    4:03 Child left behind

  • @cerlaelvon2339
    @cerlaelvon2339 6 годин тому +5

    Were northernlion guys, off course we stay up all night to catch an upload because of time zones.

  • @darosen1
    @darosen1 5 годин тому +2

    'get you out of my hand', proceeds to create a bunch of junk w branch + shivs

  • @felixwise9317
    @felixwise9317 6 годин тому +15

    Walter Backstab and Donald Feel No Pain be like “I crossed slime boss back in act one, don’t take me alive”

    • @felixwise9317
      @felixwise9317 6 годин тому +5

      I’m workshopping something for the Steely Dan slay the spire fan crossover demographic

    • @moderate9867
      @moderate9867 6 годин тому +3

      +2

  • @3thanguy7
    @3thanguy7 4 години тому +1

    playing burst flechettes is one of the orderings I've ever seen

  • @IntimateMuffin
    @IntimateMuffin 3 години тому +1

    9:18 me when i have to hit the word count for my essay

  • @trevorseropian2378
    @trevorseropian2378 4 години тому +1

    The well laid plans disrespect is hurtful.

  • @needsmorsleep
    @needsmorsleep Годину тому

    the burst flechettes blew my mind, the man is making performance art out of this game

  • @penguindrummer252
    @penguindrummer252 4 години тому +3

    You can't tell me he's reading the letters on Wraith Form.

    • @penguindrummer252
      @penguindrummer252 4 години тому

      I wrote this mere seconds before Distraction > Wraith Form unfolded before my eyes. Last run is one of the strongest Silent seeds I have ever seen.

  • @Exisist5151
    @Exisist5151 Годину тому

    Ryan does not comprehend the idea of a deck with a lot of poison and many good defends.

  • @Soren59
    @Soren59 3 години тому +1

    We have burst guys, of course we play flechettes

  • @josiahedwards4121
    @josiahedwards4121 5 годин тому +2

    The disrespect for wraith form is so wild

  • @coolfool183
    @coolfool183 5 годин тому +1

    Can’t believe he brought back “can of corn”

  • @ЕгорГорюшин-ж7в
    @ЕгорГорюшин-ж7в 6 годин тому +8

    What if it was called Phantasmal Rizzler and it doubled your ohio chungus gyatt next turn

  • @Splitlickity
    @Splitlickity Годину тому

    “I know how to play an Envenom deck,” after passing on two accuracies for a shiv build 😂

  • @ablui
    @ablui 5 годин тому +4

    53:15 me flying over what I thought was an island archipelago, before realising with horror it was actually the great pacific garbage patch

  • @DualEspGamer
    @DualEspGamer 4 години тому

    01:50 Im not sure but i think Slay The Spire won best indie game in 2019.

  • @thaddeus1519
    @thaddeus1519 57 хвилин тому

    Alchemize sacred bark is all it takes to win with the silent.

  • @simonperoulas4815
    @simonperoulas4815 5 годин тому +1

    28:51 a yes the amazing burst on an attack and waste a potion to discard every skill in hand.

  • @ClockworkEngineer
    @ClockworkEngineer 2 години тому +1

    How is this Tomo's fault? You're the one playing video games in his bathroom.

  • @tylerfransson9049
    @tylerfransson9049 6 годин тому +6

    0:09 me after going on a run after breaking both my legs 3 months prior in a motorboat accident

  • @lukavibovec7051
    @lukavibovec7051 9 хвилин тому

    35:04 Man in the USSR when he thinks going to a gulag is a favorable result, but then suddenly remembering that it's a gulag

  • @GagmanGra
    @GagmanGra 4 години тому

    Extreme goated Silver Jews reference at the start

  • @phunkadellicphilsabi
    @phunkadellicphilsabi 3 години тому +1

    There's discourse about Balatro in the goty awards???

    • @niceguybraydon3999
      @niceguybraydon3999 2 години тому

      No, it’s a good thing but StS wasn’t nominated back when it came out which is still the objectively better game

  • @MiscFitt
    @MiscFitt 21 хвилина тому

    The Well-Laid Plans ignorer has logged on!

  • @elguty4045
    @elguty4045 22 хвилини тому

    I feel like he is only winning when he get extremely overpowered combos.

  • @videogamefelix
    @videogamefelix 4 години тому

    wow he double up'd his slurping potion

  • @shae5731
    @shae5731 5 годин тому

    That collector fight was hilarious

  • @anthonydetora9931
    @anthonydetora9931 3 години тому

    Takes zero blocks im flabbergasted we lost

  • @tobyriver7962
    @tobyriver7962 Годину тому

    Burst flechettes just feels right

  • @exxeld
    @exxeld Годину тому

    Brother I am begging you take as many piercing wails as you can fit into your deck

  • @shirdzz
    @shirdzz Годину тому

    he's obsessed with the alchemy

  • @th3summoner
    @th3summoner 5 годин тому

    Holy shit he's actuallystill talking about the Game Awards 2017 not having StS. My goat needs to let it go

  • @ryanlanier2543
    @ryanlanier2543 6 годин тому +1

    I was wondering if he was gonna talk about balatro being nominated 😆

  • @zyfygi4674
    @zyfygi4674 3 години тому

    Burst flechettes my G O A T

  • @Brahaja
    @Brahaja 3 години тому

    Bro said “burst flechettes”

  • @Sidechannel-yh9eb
    @Sidechannel-yh9eb 6 годин тому +1

    We’re dogs of course we bark

  • @kams8759
    @kams8759 4 години тому

    that got out of control man

  • @mellow3995
    @mellow3995 6 годин тому

    "There they are" delivery killed me

  • @jokya
    @jokya Годину тому

    37:00 So true, heals for 14 instead of 55.

  • @austinlewis5973
    @austinlewis5973 2 години тому

    14:57 - The nature of games

  • @billead
    @billead 2 години тому

    5:54 Sweatshop workers be like

  • @charlottenelken
    @charlottenelken Годину тому

    NL vs knowing/remembering what Orimori does.

    • @charlottenelken
      @charlottenelken Годину тому

      So realistic actually, I also forget everything.

  • @awd503
    @awd503 16 хвилин тому

    The disrespect to Wraith Form.

  • @lukester868
    @lukester868 Годину тому

    This is unironically how I play normally and my win ratio too though I generally play higher ascensions, but its also why I'm stuck at like 17 / 15 ascensions.

  • @RyanSmithers2015
    @RyanSmithers2015 19 хвилин тому

    28:47 this is definitely a burst flechettes.
    Is it!? Ahahaha

  • @heyimhere7732
    @heyimhere7732 6 годин тому +1

    oughh fuck i love eating bark...

  • @obsidiansnows7608
    @obsidiansnows7608 5 годин тому

    Slay the spire

  • @mattedmundson1546
    @mattedmundson1546 6 годин тому +3

    Me when I’m a pacifist ent

  • @notoriousb.o.g.9901
    @notoriousb.o.g.9901 5 годин тому

    When the strike strikin

  • @lestersmug11
    @lestersmug11 14 хвилин тому

    53:03 me when i go to the doctor

  • @steveneccles
    @steveneccles 6 годин тому

    we're so back

  • @nyahgust
    @nyahgust 6 годин тому +3

    a new kendrick lamar album just dropped i'm not sure what path to choose for my lunch break today...

  • @hishamqotami3653
    @hishamqotami3653 2 години тому

    What a title

  • @yujiyujix
    @yujiyujix 6 годин тому +1

    hi tomo

  • @aaronmelgar7116
    @aaronmelgar7116 4 години тому

    1:40 me when I'm based.