The elements that are named after places should have been represented by angry scientist soyjaks with their respective flags on their labcoats and pointing at their countries/cities map while yelling "WE DID IT FIRST!!!"
Based! I did Beryllium, Magnesium, Francium, Cesium, Polonium and Iridium jaks. I expect my payment in the mail in a couple of weeks or else I'm copyrighting this video
To go through 118 different elements on the periodic table and keep it interesting until the end and keep it within three minutes. The amount of time this must’ve taken.
I really hate these things where mainstreamers add lyrics to classical pieces. It always comes off as so cringy and childish. Uh, I mean heckin' science!!!!
@Px Coffee >least reactive >least stable Ummmm do you even Science, bro? #ifuckinglovescience #mywifesson Edit: Oh my Science, I’ve never had this many likes before! Thanks, y’all!
@@thatguyonline5083 >noble gas >least stable Sorry sweaty, but that's misinformation already debunked by Snopes. Coomed on my screen and directly hit the down vote button. I heckin' love science!
Well since I watched this entire video: 1. Bruh mpreg at element 114 2. Would have been more funny if there was a Nikolai reference for moscovium (element 115)
Glistening, glimmering, bone-chilling, slow-burn, genre-defining gemerald.
@UTUBETROLLPOLICE2022 ywnbaw
your in every fucking wojak video, unironically take your meds
No jumpscares, either.
Dusty, matte, fun-draining, quick-paced, insignificant brimstone.
Actual gem
I actually sang along to it from memory. I fucking love science!
>I fucking love science!
I'm too retarded to memorize the table so I had to memorize the song
@@randomdude6983take your fluoride
@@mauricius6400 *hecking
@@kubli365 I memorized the table in 4th grade
where is copium
Table of gems
Table of coals
@@ThugHunterfromIsraelYWNBAW
YWNBAM@@Solotocius
@@ThugHunterfromIsrael
That's the carbon entry!
@@Solotocius YWNBB
I wish I were still getting my physics degree so I could show this
Ur a psychic?
@etgsuryoutube8476 you sound like a biologist
its not too late man, go back and get your degree
you sound like a boomer
@etgsuryoutube8476 you remind me of a biologist
Now this is what i call a Gemerald.
Now this is what i call Brimstone.
Unparalleled gem.
Unoriginal coal.
I love how you used Cobalt armor and Palladium armor for their respective elements
what a bone chilling genre redefining slow burn gem of a video
2:27 love the inclusion of Thrembo on the Ruler.
"Thrembo" isn't a number. Meds now
thrembo isn't a number because it just isn't, okay?
I hope they soon discover TRANIUM
I can’t believe it… this person made me laugh at a soyjak meme!
The unhinged soyjaks are funny, ignore the ones that are made to make someone opinion look bad
It's a she thoughbeit
@@amogusenjoyer Sorry
Oh my science this is so much gem
1:46 is the only gem here. Cobcoals can't compare
cobgem, though
@@kabbablabba4073 Nonsense
gemsom is a gem though?
YesGEMmer CHAD opinion tsmt
cobcoals can't com-ack!!
Cobbers.... We won
Holy GEEEEEEM
Certified HWABAG
Now do the elements by tom lehrer
ZASED!
Took me 3 seconds of starring at actinium to get the jo-ACK!
I regret going so hard on censorship for this one I see uncensored ‘roonjaks stay up on the tube all the time mow
@@soyjakpartyvideoarchive
What does actinium have to do with transgenderism, anyway? Is it in one of the medicines they use to LARP?
HWABAG
1:54 COLORJACK!?
0:25 brimstone
I swear to science if they discover a new element and name it cobsonium it would be so spine-tingling and gemmy!
You won't discover any new elements
@@gasergaser8629but it’s his ninja way
YWNBAE
If i ever make any discovery ill name after smth edgy
nice epic narutard referefereferfererence@@minutemiku
I love soyjacks because they can be used to mock literally everything that has ever existed, including the elements of the periodic table
Even soyjack himself
>I love soyjacks because they can be used to mock literally everything that has ever existed, including the elements of the periodic table
my favrite soy jack is the femboy soy jack or maybe the chad yes soy jack
@@theguy4786Imagine chadjak fucking femboyjak 😳😳
@@quartz930 These wojacks are really incomprehensible and uncanny mr incredible and the woahjacks say trans rights 100
i fucking love science
>I fucking love science
>>I fucking love science
"i fucking love science" -🤓
>>>i fucking love science
tr4nnyjak.png
The elements that are named after places should have been represented by angry scientist soyjaks with their respective flags on their labcoats and pointing at their countries/cities map while yelling "WE DID IT FIRST!!!"
they should’ve used the elements song the scientist guy who looked like a pedo sang in Breaking Bad
his name is cobson doe
No
Scince is so heckin awesome
hahah so funny not dead meme
>Scince is so heckin awesome!
:^O
Whenever I meet someone who doesn't like science or trust the experts, it makes me so heckin mad!
@@Ojj2002 cope Ledditor
Soycience
I'm deeply disappointed that there was not a Polish soyjak when Polonium appeared
Wojak is a polish word or smth
@@hggpi swedish (WIN!!!)
I'm deeply disappoint-ACK!
Educational gem
IQ lowering coal
@@ThugHunterfromIsrael Dilate
@@lehi1147 "you should dilate yourself NOW"
@@ThugHunterfromIsrael
> Periodic Table of Elements
> IQ lowering
> This video
> Not a pure emerald gem
What, are you gay or something?
>samarium
Purest of gemeralds
how did he know that?
Это бан нахуй
Cobson-sama!
You vvill NOT calculate the molarity of an 11.3% concentrated solution of table salt and distilled water
Based! I did Beryllium, Magnesium, Francium, Cesium, Polonium and Iridium jaks. I expect my payment in the mail in a couple of weeks or else I'm copyrighting this video
>nooo i expect money despite being a slave to the 'jak industry
@@ariasorrow cobtroons run the 'jak industry to keep nojak gems beneath piles of cob coals. WAKE UP PEOPLE!
you did it for free :-)
theres no ads D:
@@CivilizedWasteland actually it was claimed by asap science so all the proceeds go to our brown gay science queens
>The name itself derives from the Latin word Ruthenia; this word was used at the time as the Latin name for Russia.[7][b]
it's not UKRAINIUM sister
I liked the Asterix reference. Loved those books as a kid.
Same. One of the EuropAryan gems that's still good to this day.
Ignore the live action ones...
@@SchizophrenixTheGaul3478 wtf does europaryan mean
@@SchizophrenixTheGaul3478but Monica Bellucci as Cleopatra though...
The vast abundance of Swedish elements is the cornerstone of this tremendous monument.
Swedish win
There is NOT an another element between Carbon and Nitrogen called “Thrembonium”. Meds. Now.
1:32 хахаха самариум
Fun fact: thorium, cobalt and palladium were so good in terraria, that there a 3 elements named around them
>Fun fact: thorium, cobalt, and palladium were so goo-AAACCCKK!
>Troonaria
dont forget about titanium!
Where is thorium in terraria?
@@mistrsportak9940
From the thorium mod Im guessing
troon teen made this instead of getting rich troon decided to edit a high effort video for nonprofit
Tr00ns made this?
Then is Dust.
@@mauricius6400 I made this, whether you consider me a t or not is up to you
@@soyjakpartyvideoarchive it is on me however.
Also Oj said it first.
it was da TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS
seethe, you huff too much Troonium
To go through 118 different elements on the periodic table and keep it interesting until the end and keep it within three minutes.
The amount of time this must’ve taken.
only gems
I really hate these things where mainstreamers add lyrics to classical pieces. It always comes off as so cringy and childish.
Uh, I mean heckin' science!!!!
Would be gemerald, however, at 1:37 element number 39 "Yttrium" is depicted, even doe it should be element number 70 "Ytterbium". Therefore brimstone
1:31 Казалось бы, причём тут Самара?
>Erm.. hydrogen is not an alkali metal since its a ga-ACK!
Most European thing i've seen since ww2
Ruthenium should be russian, it was found in Ural mts
but it sounds like Ruthenia, so it was created by the Kievan Rus
1:32 pazhiloy gem
Im so sciencepilled rn
Gem
Also fellow Serial fan we won
Fr fr
1:47 PLATINUM WIN
I don't get it...
@@beezelsub The anime monogatari has an opening song called platinum and the girl is there lol
Im learning the periotic table currently, this helps me to remmber all of them.
Thank you soyjak party archieve❤🙏
Where's Cobsonium, Chudium,Bwcium,Judium And BBCium?
and Copium
самариум поняла лишь элита
Да да я да
@@wmeanswictory1351 wmeanswhiningsoyincel
@@wmeanswictory1351 >РЯЯЯЯЯ ПИДОРАХИ!!!!
[пикча с плачущим зумером]
Fear and Hunger?
А при чём тут Самара, дружок?
All of the 'jaks are actually related to the elements and their applications/namesakes. WTF? How long did this take? Are you okay?
newGODS I kneel...
Such a wasted opportunity for Polonium.
0:54 Soyperman: "It's over. Krypton has fallen. Billions have died."
1:47 Was surprised by this gem. Out of all the things that has Platinum, they chose that. Was a fucking bone chilling surprise.
tranime so coal
bakemonogemmy so gem
Much to think about.
It was a surprise but not a jumpscare.
1:47 Was surprised by this coal. Out of all the things that has Platinum, they chose that. Was a fucking fun draining surprise.
Marge
What am I even looking at
I’m becoming a high school chem teacher to show my kids this video.
I absolutely lost it at the Asterix Soyjak for Gallium
A reminder that Astérix will always be a EuropAryan gem.
@@SchizophrenixTheGaul3478 what’s europaryan
1:31 ОКЕЙ, ВОТ ТУТ Я ПОЖИЛУЮ ГОДЗИЛЛУ Я НЕ ОЖИДАЛ
Лол, я и не сразу понял с кого срисовано
Who is that?
@@juan-ij1le Это Глад Валакас. Популярный стример русскоговорящий. Живёт в Самаре
1:04
Okay, I have GOT to know why Cadmium is represented by THAT. I got almost all of the jokes, but that one was especially weird.
did you find out?
@@vargskelethor
No. I didn't get Actinium, either.
@@vargskelethor its the 'cado
>nobal gas
coal
@Px Coffee
>least reactive
>least stable
Ummmm do you even Science, bro? #ifuckinglovescience #mywifesson
Edit: Oh my Science, I’ve never had this many likes before! Thanks, y’all!
@@thatguyonline5083
>noble gas
>least stable
Sorry sweaty, but that's misinformation already debunked by Snopes. Coomed on my screen and directly hit the down vote button. I heckin' love science!
Noble gae
@PxCoffeee
Okay, you are aware that you said that noble gasses are the least reactive _and_ least stable, right?
Western Scientific education has fallen, billions must relearn the periodic table
Why are they all yelling at me
what did i do
>you done a racism
>you done a sexism
>you done a bi-erasure
>you heckin disrespected sex work
You said something politically incorrect or told them a truth they couldn't tolerate. You were probably homotransbidemiphobic too, and a racist!
no polish reference with polonium?
we lost...
Nail polish?
0:32 It's Titanium armour from TerARYAN
...Until Ununnonium is somehow synthesized, that is
Ermmm aukshaleee the actual placeholder name is "Ununennium".🤓☝️
if whoever made this isn’t biologically racist the world is saved. unironically.
How is the Periodic Table of Elements racist? I mean, I am sure that liberals will make it such, but seirously, HOW?
@@TurtleShroom3 not the table dum dum. it's the channer ACK vibes
@abasedcrusader9663 what the fuck does that even mean I don`t speak DOGOLA
@@Miguelitojones1
Okay.
Are You
Phosphorus Erbium Iron Carbon Titanium Oxygen Nitrogen?
Cuz' You Lookin' Like
PErFeCTiON
I love fucking science!!!
All of the world's spergiest inside jokes in one handy periodic table song :D
ASTERIX MENTIONED!! 🍾🍾🎉🎉
GALLIC GEMERALD SPOTTED 🚨🚨
I look like all of them and act like all of them
Well since I watched this entire video:
1. Bruh mpreg at element 114
2. Would have been more funny if there was a Nikolai reference for moscovium (element 115)
That's Flerovium, and it absolutely kills me every time it comes up. Potassium also has me in stitches.
@@TurtleShroom3 for the second part I should have a COD reference for element 115
Terraria gemerald
Marge
@Px Coffee no arrow...
@Px Coffee Idk sis I like both
This comment section is literally me after I inhale powdered palladium.
scandium having the finnish flag instead of the danish flag is so funny
they replaced denmark with a non-scandinavian country
scientifically awesome my friend! ill be showing this one to my mates around the office. Have a great rest of your day. - Konner
Luther himself was kind of a soyboy.
calvin was much better
Total Orthoaryan Victory ☦
Electron configurations are killing me man
This has so many hidden references to jak culture. Very gemmy!
>Average "Cassidy" enjoyer.
I miss my 'cree
meds, he was NEVER called mccree@@eatyourcereal6696
thought Polonium is gonna be poland themed
Man this really does fit the original song creators. Funny.
gem
If i get to discover a new element I'll call it copium
Gem 🚨🚨🔨🔨
I love how Cobalt, Palladium and Thorium are just terraria
Yea me too I,ve just noticed this.
iodinejak is the sharty saving tanzanite diamond gemerald everyone keeps talking about
iodinejak is the sharty killing sandstone coal brimstone everyone isnt talking about
@@ThugHunterfromIsrael YWNBAW
0:48 Funny date right there, 1942-1945 nickels contain no nickel because it was being saved for the war effort...
I can’t believe I’m learning elements through fucking soyjaks and Im fucking love it.
Welcome newGOD
@@lukethekuyakneel before your new masters oldhead
To split the atom, you portray it as an soyjak and in it's seething rage they split up and blow up
We have reached such a cynical and vitriolic stage in human history where we are now making soy jaks of the basic elements of existence.
The terraria armors lol
Silver looked a bit… kosher if u know what I mean. Perhaps a -stein or a -berg last name…
high efford Brimstone table
Well, is it high effort or brimstone-tier? It can't be both.
1:39 the most based element
if only he also nailed cucktholics on the walls
@Urueh you said that even though the catholic church is founded by chosen ones
@@Sneed-ev4xb if only
@Urueh dog, what are you goning on about? The only thing I could find is fighting for Judo.
No, 0:51 is.
i don't know what to say
gigaward.jpg
@Px Coffee one of many to fail the easiest litmus test of all time zz
Guys this is weird but i really love science fr.
*You F-CKING love science
@@woefulfisher yes
Pro is sciencepilled kinda kek
I fuggin love sciences
Hafnium shouldn’t have made me laugh as much as it did