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  • Опубліковано 30 жов 2015
  • Check out our UPDATED version which has all the NEW ELEMENTS here: • The Periodic Table Son...
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    ------------------------------------------
    Written, Directed, Produced, Edited and Sung by Mitchell Moffit.
    Based on the "Can-Can" music, by Offenbach.
    LYRICS:
    There's Hydrogen and Helium
    Then Lithium, Beryllium
    Boron, Carbon everywhere
    Nitrogen all through the air
    With Oxygen so you can breathe
    And Fluorine for your pretty teeth
    Neon to light up the signs
    Sodium for salty times
    Magnesium, Aluminium, Silicon
    Phosphorus, then Sulfur, Chlorine and Argon
    Potassium, and Calcium so you'll grow strong
    Scandium, Titanium, Vanadium and Chromium and Manganese
    CHORUS
    This is the Periodic Table
    Noble gas is stable
    Halogens and Alkali react agressively
    Each period will see new outer shells
    While electrons are added moving to the right
    Iron is the 26th
    Then Cobalt, Nickel coins you get
    Copper, Zinc and Gallium
    Germanium and Arsenic
    Selenium and Bromine film
    While Krypton helps light up your room
    Rubidium and Strontium then Yttrium, Zirconium
    Niobium, Molybdenum, Technetium
    Ruthenium, Rhodium, Palladium
    Silver-ware then Cadmium and Indium
    Tin-cans, Antimony then Tellurium and Iodine and Xenon and then Caesium and...
    Barium is 56 and this is where the table splits
    Where Lanthanides have just begun
    Lanthanum, Cerium and Praseodymium
    Neodymium's next too
    Promethium, then 62's
    Samarium, Europium, Gadolinium and Terbium
    Dysprosium, Holmium, Erbium, Thulium
    Ytterbium, Lutetium
    Hafnium, Tantalum, Tungsten then we're on to
    Rhenium, Osmium and Iridium
    Platinum, Gold to make you rich till you grow old
    Mercury to tell you when it's really cold
    Thallium and Lead then Bismuth for your tummy
    Polonium, Astatine would not be yummy
    Radon, Francium will last a little time
    Radium then Actinides at 89
    REPEAT CHORUS
    Actinium, Thorium, Protactinium
    Uranium, Neptunium, Plutonium
    Americium, Curium, Berkelium
    Californium, Einsteinium, Fermium
    Mendelevium, Nobelium, Lawrencium
    Rutherfordium, Dubnium, Seaborgium
    Bohrium, Hassium then Meitnerium
    Darmstadtium, Roentgenium, Copernicium
    Ununtrium, Flerovium
    Ununpentium, Livermorium
    Ununseptium, Ununoctium
    And then we're done!!
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 25 тис.

  • @chrisnoctskie5869
    @chrisnoctskie5869 8 років тому +11947

    Oh God! What is that 1 element again? *Sings the whole song to find that one element.

    • @Ra11y
      @Ra11y 8 років тому +95

      +Chris Noctskie omg same

    • @chrisnoctskie5869
      @chrisnoctskie5869 8 років тому +101

      Max William Gowers its Ununoctium!!

    • @gnouveli
      @gnouveli 8 років тому +23

      +Chris Noctskie HAHAHAHAHA this is true and happen on the other subject

    • @mealux7206
      @mealux7206 8 років тому +24

      That is what I do in school, sometimes.

    • @zeynepsaner776
      @zeynepsaner776 8 років тому +5

      +Chris Noctskie me af

  • @maplebeari
    @maplebeari 4 роки тому +18886

    When the science and music teacher are married:

    • @ktuluzzz1350
      @ktuluzzz1350 3 роки тому +134

      @@cantseethroughmytears5124 go on finish your statement.

    • @eytche9066
      @eytche9066 3 роки тому +90

      guys I think he/she is choking

    • @manjuchoudhary1659
      @manjuchoudhary1659 3 роки тому +58

      @@eytche9066 no I killed her while she was typing

    • @shylillover84
      @shylillover84 3 роки тому +17

      @@manjuchoudhary1659 eh?-

    • @joshr9457
      @joshr9457 3 роки тому +18

      @@eytche9066 or they

  • @pavonated
    @pavonated Рік тому +217

    I used this song to help study for chemistry when I was like 15 and a sophomore in high school. I have now graduated college, and this still will come to mind and get stuck in my head. I will know this forever. thanks AsapSCIENCE

    • @notmarcus17
      @notmarcus17 Рік тому +4

      Im a sophomore in high school and my teacher showed us this today, I remember seeing one of these in elementary school and becoming so obsessed with it that I literally memorized every single element, unfortunately I can only go up to around 44 elements before I start to forget. It was kind of a full circle moment

    • @pretty.person.bedroom
      @pretty.person.bedroom Рік тому +3

      i memeorised this at 10, and now at 13 im only just needing to use it!

    • @Mushdash
      @Mushdash 4 місяці тому

      H he li be carbon n oxygen
      0:17

    • @freeshavac-ado6704
      @freeshavac-ado6704 4 місяці тому +2

      @@pretty.person.bedroomlmao I memorized it for extra credit when I was 13 and now I’m 17 suffering in physics and missing chemistry

    • @RUPALIRAJWADE-14
      @RUPALIRAJWADE-14 Місяць тому

      I memorized this whole table signing this song 😊

  • @AlexFunTime
    @AlexFunTime 5 місяців тому +138

    0:52 *ARSENIC* 👹

  • @bbbbbbeisn
    @bbbbbbeisn 4 роки тому +3921

    Conversation between Oxygen and Helium:
    Oxygen: *says funny joke*
    Helium: He He He He He

  • @Dibbydibble
    @Dibbydibble 4 роки тому +6056

    Teacher: Who can name the most elements on the periodic table
    The smart kid:

    • @randomcornflake9989
      @randomcornflake9989 4 роки тому +154

      Yep that happened to me, I just sung the whole song.

    • @HanaIsHere1224
      @HanaIsHere1224 4 роки тому +18

      Love your zim icon

    • @ggh05t
      @ggh05t 4 роки тому +6

      T D uhhhh...

    • @jasburger
      @jasburger 4 роки тому +4

      @@HanaIsHere1224 Yeah same

    • @purefranciska1299
      @purefranciska1299 4 роки тому +10

      I live in Croatia so I have to study every element on the periodic table (Croatian version) and THEN sing the whole song :v

  • @BossGamingOfficial23
    @BossGamingOfficial23 3 місяці тому +64

    Lyrics with timestamps:
    0:01-0:09 And Now, ASAPScience Presents, the elements of the periodic table
    0:10 There's Hydrogen, and Helium
    0:11 Then Lithium
    0:12 Beryllium
    0:12-0:13 Boron
    0:13 Carbon everywhere
    0:14-0:17 Nitrogen, all through the air
    0:17 Oxygen so you can breathe,
    Flourine for your pretty teeth
    0:18 Neon to light up the sign
    0:20 Sodium for salty times
    0:21 Magnesium
    0:22 Aluminum
    0:23 Silicon
    0:24 Phosphorous and
    0:26 Sulfur, Chlorine and Argon
    0:27 Potassium
    0:27-0:29 And Calcium so you'll grow strong
    0:30 Scandium
    0:31-0:33 Titanium, Vanadium
    0:33 and Chromium
    0:33 and Manganese
    0:35 This is the Periodic Table
    0:38 Noble gas is stable Halogens and Alkali
    0:41 react agressively
    0:42 Each period will see new outer shells while electrons are added moving to the right
    0:47 Iron is the 26th
    0:48-0:50 Then Cobalt, Nickel
    coins you get, Copper Zinc and Gallium
    0:51 Germanium and
    0:52 Arsenic, Selenium and
    0:53 Bromine film
    0:54 while Krypton helps light up your room
    0:55 Rubidium
    0:56 Stronium and Yittrium
    0:58 Zirconium, Niobium
    1:00 Molybdenum
    1:01 Technetium, Ruthenium
    1:02 Rhodium
    1:03 Palladium
    1:04 Silver Ware then
    1:05 Cadmium
    1:06 Indium
    1:07 Tin cans
    1:08 Antimony,
    1:09 Then Tellurium
    1:10 and Iodine, and Xenon
    1:11 and then Caesium and..
    1:13 Barium is 56th and this is where the table splits, where lanthanides has just begun,
    1:21 Lanthanum
    1:22 Cerium and
    1:23 Praseodymium
    1:27 Neodymium is next to
    1:29 Promethium, then 62
    1:31 Samarium
    1:32 Europium
    1:33 Gadolinium
    1:34 Terbium
    1:35 Dysprosium, Holmium
    1:36 Erbium, Thulium,
    1:37 Yitterbium
    1:38 Lutetium
    1:42 Hafnium
    1:43 Tantalum, Tungsten and we're onto
    1:44 Rhenium
    1:45 Osmium and
    1:46 Iridium
    1:47 Platinum, gold to make you rich 'til you grow old
    1:49 Mercury to tell you when its really cold
    1:53 Thallium and
    1:54 Lead and
    1:55 Bismuth for your tummy
    1:56 Polonium
    1:58 Astatine would not be yummy
    1:59 Radon, Francium will last a little time
    2:02 Radium and
    2:03 Actinides at 89
    2:06 This is the Periodic Table
    2:07-2:08 Noble gas is stable
    2:10 Halogens and Alkali react agressively
    2:12 Each period will see
    2:14 new Outer shells while e-
    2:15 lectrons are to the right
    2:17 Actinium, Thorium
    2:18 Protactinium, Uranium
    2:20 Neptunium, Plutonium
    2:21 Americium, Curium
    2:22 Berkelium, Califormium
    2:23 Einsteinium
    2:24 Fermium, Mendelevium
    2:25 Nobelium, Lawrencium
    2:26 Rutherfordium, Dubnium
    2:27 Seaborgium, Bohrium, Hassium
    2:28 Meitnerium, Damstadium (Darmstadium)
    2:29 Roentgenium, Copernicium, Nihonium
    2:31 Flerovium
    2:33 Moscovium
    2:34 Livermorium
    2:35 Tennessine
    2:36 Oganesson
    2:38 and then were done.
    2:40 itunes

    • @phushlatavarma-kt5ou
      @phushlatavarma-kt5ou 3 місяці тому +2

      Thanks for this much hard work 😇

    • @cool_guy87
      @cool_guy87 Місяць тому +2

      You got the last but wrong - Nihonium, Moscovium, Tennessine and Oganesson are called ununtrium, ununpentium, ununseptium and ununoctium in this version

    • @homemadehouse777
      @homemadehouse777 Місяць тому

      Tysm

    • @effenditeknika9548
      @effenditeknika9548 Місяць тому +1

      ​​Yeah​@@cool_guy87is right, this is where those elements haven't occupied yet

  • @KyleDoesRandom155
    @KyleDoesRandom155 Рік тому +40

    Rest in piece the old elements that were removed in 2018

  • @ahs7869
    @ahs7869 7 років тому +13124

    Teacher: What element is atomic number 118
    Me: Can you give me 2 and a half minutes to myself

    • @Zymasis39_
      @Zymasis39_ 7 років тому +304

      Welcome to 2017. There is no "ununoctium", there is "oganesson".

    • @thomasduck125
      @thomasduck125 7 років тому +187

      And "ununtrium" is "nihonium,"
      "ununpentium" is "moscovium,"
      and "ununseptium" is "tennessine."

    • @TheDellowLlamas
      @TheDellowLlamas 7 років тому +45

      and ununoctium is ognession.

    • @wintersnowing
      @wintersnowing 7 років тому +64

      EVERYTHING I LEARNED IS WROOOOOONG

    • @everkade
      @everkade 7 років тому +40

      Well it was originally ununoctium cause it was literally un"1"un"1"oct"8"ium but now they gave it a more creative name...

  • @Subscriberswithnovideosc-ht9uc
    @Subscriberswithnovideosc-ht9uc 3 роки тому +2546

    Smart Friends what's your Wi-Fi password:
    Smart Kid: *Inhales*

  • @vibin5115
    @vibin5115 Місяць тому +46

    Teacher: can you sing to me your Abc's?
    Me: "THEEERREE'S--

    • @sovietunion55566
      @sovietunion55566 Місяць тому +3

      104 DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION

    • @RealJojo4
      @RealJojo4 26 днів тому +2

      wait but by the symbol (example: Au (gold)) or the name (gold)

  • @melio9287
    @melio9287 7 місяців тому +6

    TODAY HALLOWEEN 2023 THIS SONG JUST CLOSED 8 YEARS...... GREAT JOB ASAP!

  • @manjuchoudhary1659
    @manjuchoudhary1659 4 роки тому +3265

    Teacher: Does anybody know any jokes about sodium?
    Students: Na!

  • @noahsno6503
    @noahsno6503 5 років тому +6609

    Two atoms are walking down the street.
    Atom 1: "Dammit, I think I've lost an electron"
    Atom 2: "Really? Are you sure?"
    Atom 1: "Yeah, I'm positive."

  • @RoseWorldGacha
    @RoseWorldGacha Рік тому +14

    I love how all of this soo hyped up or calm and then there’s
    *ARSENIC*

  • @ayokindasussui5669
    @ayokindasussui5669 Рік тому +5

    Bro my dad always used to make me watch this man, I remember when the 2018 dropped. This is so nostalgia, thank you.

  • @umaresrar717
    @umaresrar717 2 роки тому +7450

    Mom: our son will be musician.
    Dad: No! he will be scientist.
    Son:

    • @nomorejellybeanflower6659
      @nomorejellybeanflower6659 2 роки тому +55

      i know this might be stolen but true 😂

    • @umaresrar717
      @umaresrar717 2 роки тому +26

      @@nomorejellybeanflower6659 no it’s not stolen bro

    • @secretunknown2782
      @secretunknown2782 2 роки тому +19

      @@umaresrar717 it’s stolen from remake of this song

    • @ACC_CLIPZ
      @ACC_CLIPZ 2 роки тому +16

      @@secretunknown2782 what if he/she/they didn’t see that comment, not stealing then as that’s a coincidence

    • @catanimated6004
      @catanimated6004 2 роки тому

      @@ACC_CLIPZ 🐈

  • @BlueHood345
    @BlueHood345 3 роки тому +3548

    Teacher: How did you memorize the periodic table in one night?
    Me: It's complicated

  • @mayamarsyana8350
    @mayamarsyana8350 9 місяців тому +6

    Thank you ASAP SCIENCE this song really helps and keeps ringing in my head

  • @naiismiless
    @naiismiless 11 місяців тому +88

    [Intro]
    And now, ASAP Science presents:
    The elements of the Periodic Table!
    [Verse 1]
    There's Hydrogen and Helium
    Then Lithium, Beryllium
    Boron, Carbon everywhere
    Nitrogen all through the air
    With Oxygen so you can breathe
    And Fluorine for your pretty teeth
    Neon to light up the signs
    Sodium for salty times
    Magnesium, Aluminium, Silicon
    Phosphorus, then Sulfur, Chlorine and Argon
    Potassium, and Calcium so you'll grow strong
    Scandium, Titanium, Vanadium and Chromium and Manganese
    [Chorus]
    This is the Periodic Table
    Noble gas is stable
    Halogens and Alkali react aggressively
    Each period will see new outer shells
    While electrons are added moving to the right
    [Verse 2]
    Iron is the 26th
    Then Cobalt, Nickel coins you get
    Copper, Zinc and Gallium
    Germanium and Arsenic
    Selenium and Bromine film
    While Krypton helps light up your room
    Rubidium and Strontium then Yttrium, Zirconium
    Niobium, Molybdenum, Technetium
    Ruthenium, Rhodium, Palladium
    Silver-ware then Cadmium and Indium
    Tin-cans, Antimony then Tellurium and Iodine and Xenon and then Caesium and
    [Bridge]
    Barium is 56 and this is where the table splits
    Where Lanthanides have just begun
    Lanthanum, Cerium and Praseodymium
    Neodymium's next to
    Promethium, then 62's
    Samarium, Europium, Gadolinium and Terbium
    Dysprosium, Holmium, Erbium, Thulium
    Ytterbium, Lutetium
    [Verse 3]
    Hafnium, Tantalum, Tungsten then we're on to
    Rhenium, Osmium and Iridium
    Platinum, Gold to make you rich 'til you grow old
    Mercury to tell you when it's really cold
    Thallium and Lead then Bismuth for your tummy
    Polonium, Astatine would not be yummy
    Radon, Francium will last a little time
    Radium then Actinides at 89
    [Chorus]
    This is the Periodic Table
    Noble gas is stable
    Halogens and Alkali react aggressively
    Each period will see new outer shells
    While electrons are to the right
    [Verse 4]
    Actinium, Thorium, Protactinium
    Uranium, Neptunium, Plutonium
    Americium, Curium, Berkelium
    Californium, Einsteinium, Fermium
    Mendelevium, Nobelium, Lawrencium
    Rutherfordium, Dubnium, Seaborgium
    Bohrium, Hassium then Meitnerium
    Darmstadtium, Roentgenium, Copernicium
    Nihonium, Flerovium
    Moscovium, Livermorium
    Tennessine, and Oganesson
    And then we're done!

    • @UncleTazTaszung
      @UncleTazTaszung 3 місяці тому

      Woah! Your comment sums it up very well, thanks!

    • @oliviaromig3689
      @oliviaromig3689 3 місяці тому +1

      underatted comment!

    • @tropicalmk3519
      @tropicalmk3519 2 місяці тому

      The last 2 are incorrect 😕

    • @UncleTazTaszung
      @UncleTazTaszung 2 місяці тому

      @@tropicalmk3519 NOOOO THEY ARE

    • @wHIte14379
      @wHIte14379 2 місяці тому

      ​@@tropicalmk3519 The lyrics are the updated one

  • @giisides2870
    @giisides2870 7 років тому +2747

    Literally trying to memorize this to impress my chem teacher

    • @nimzo2763
      @nimzo2763 7 років тому +53

      I used this for a Chem quiz today xD

    • @daniiii0
      @daniiii0 7 років тому +1

      same! xD

    • @matthewtelles8619
      @matthewtelles8619 7 років тому +2

      where my Irvine students at?

    • @cleverdark4348
      @cleverdark4348 7 років тому +31

      what grade?
      lol im trying to do the same thing and once in class i got so carried away that i literally started screaming the lyrics...and i got detention but it was so worth it (i memorized the song)

    • @genericusername3768
      @genericusername3768 7 років тому +1

      Same LOL

  • @scy5517
    @scy5517 4 роки тому +1295

    What I learn in school:1%
    What I learn in videos:99%

  • @cziffrathegreat666
    @cziffrathegreat666 Рік тому +4

    You’re reviving classical music more than teaching us the elements! And I’m not complaining either

  • @2necessity
    @2necessity Рік тому +6

    Someone: I bet you can't name all the elements of the periodic table.
    Me: THERE'S...

  • @ZERO-tv5zg
    @ZERO-tv5zg 7 років тому +1986

    2:20 When you're running out of time but there's still a ton of elements to sing

    • @inactive3651
      @inactive3651 7 років тому +5

      XXX_not_gigli_pro_XXX Xxx_another_xxx_xxX hahahahahaha

    • @javiersandoval9903
      @javiersandoval9903 7 років тому +10

      XXX_not_gigli_pro_XXX Xxx_another_xxx_xxX taking your time teacher (30 seconds left ) me in head shit

    • @foryoazz
      @foryoazz 7 років тому +7

      2:21

    • @ZERO-tv5zg
      @ZERO-tv5zg 7 років тому +21

      foryoazz And you had to point out that it's 1 second late. Ok.

    • @berting8123
      @berting8123 7 років тому +2

      foryoazz that's quick

  • @minkioosthuizen7974
    @minkioosthuizen7974 3 роки тому +939

    Teacher: **makes a joke about helium**
    The whole class: He!

  • @colebynum9
    @colebynum9 Рік тому +5

    My 6th grade teacher showed us this song to help teach us, and I'm very glad to have him as a teacher

  • @wiiii_luvchu
    @wiiii_luvchu Рік тому +2

    TY TO ANYONE WHO MAKE THIS, IT'S REALLY HELPFULL! ❤

  • @Edward-it9cr
    @Edward-it9cr 7 років тому +2002

    I listen to this Periodically

    • @abatednihilist7546
      @abatednihilist7546 7 років тому +2

      The Jet Squadron Not me! I hate honors chemistry I've been lost since day one and I'm the only freshman in that class ughh

    • @Sparxy
      @Sparxy 7 років тому +3

      hahaha I get it

    • @ridanbakery1624
      @ridanbakery1624 7 років тому +3

      Nice one mate XD

    • @parthavpoudel7025
      @parthavpoudel7025 7 років тому +4

      Great, blog it.

    • @ryanthelion6926
      @ryanthelion6926 7 років тому +1

      me too

  • @nadavfriedman8351
    @nadavfriedman8351 7 років тому +275

    " wanna hear a sodium joke?"
    "Na"

    • @mercutioescalus6782
      @mercutioescalus6782 7 років тому +4

      Netflik Fix wanna hear joke about potassium
      No
      K

    • @MrBird94
      @MrBird94 7 років тому +2

      That one is geat ! :D

    • @jafaluna
      @jafaluna 7 років тому

      Netflik Fix hi

  • @Reviiaton
    @Reviiaton 8 місяців тому +2

    I’m still in school and im a science math nerd. This song makes me so happy and I can’t explain why

  • @VaishnavDeshmukh-hn3wk
    @VaishnavDeshmukh-hn3wk 4 дні тому +2

    I searched national anthem of chemistry and this came first 🧪🧪🧪🧪🧪🧪🧪🧪⚗️

  • @lkonsul9547
    @lkonsul9547 4 роки тому +5167

    You guys are all making jokes but I’m trying to study

  • @melaniegarcia3158
    @melaniegarcia3158 5 років тому +3292

    Teacher: Alright, everyone. Today we’re going to have a test on the periodic table.
    Person: Can we listen to music?
    Teacher: Yes.
    Me: *Listens to this*

    • @scottmcghee7929
      @scottmcghee7929 5 років тому +149

      Chamomile Tea since when can you listnen to music in a test

    • @lunalovegood1401
      @lunalovegood1401 5 років тому +46

      Chamomile Tea how to cheat 101

    • @laurenkatherine5416
      @laurenkatherine5416 5 років тому +72

      Scott McGhee I’ve had a lot of teachers who allow us to listen to music while we test as long as it’s quiet, with earbuds, and the phone or iPod or whatever you are using to listen to music is out of sight so you can’t look up answers.

    • @vrishank777
      @vrishank777 5 років тому +88

      @@laurenkatherine5416 You could just record yourself saying info about the test and play that

    • @scottmcghee7929
      @scottmcghee7929 5 років тому +29

      Lauren Katherine just play answers your school and you must be pretty dumb

  • @sonalsahu5556
    @sonalsahu5556 Рік тому +6

    Cool Video! I enjoyed it a lot.

  • @ursulaoloubankole7972
    @ursulaoloubankole7972 Рік тому +4

    When I was in sec3 I had that one science teacher that I grew attached to. And for the simple reason I would never get bored in his classes. I am a 16 yo teenager who loves science, but I think it's sad, how today's most teens think loving science is "not cool". I used to spend hours just talking with him about anything, something I would've recently learned, a question, something that bother me ect. All I know is that I always had a certain thirst for the "mysteries of the universe" and that thirst would disappear for some time after each discussion. In my entire life, there was that one and only person who ever show me back the same passion as I have. These days I feel a bit lonely because I'm really into science again, but whenever I would start talking about random stuff, people, even my family and friends would either look at me like I'm some alien, either complitely not answer, or just try to lead the conversation toward another subject. I act like it doesn't bother me that much, but it's hard, to find someone who truly reflects the same genuine passion. Maybe I'm asking for too much, idk, but I'm still hoping I will get back those conversations I loved so much.

    • @kashishgarg1224
      @kashishgarg1224 Місяць тому

      That conversations was like therapy sessions ❤️‍🔥

  • @thatchickhannah6893
    @thatchickhannah6893 5 років тому +2214

    What happens when a scientist is sick?
    If you can’t find a curium to helium you have to barium.

    • @priyaravi7507
      @priyaravi7507 5 років тому +33

      OMG that actually, legitimately made me laugh out loud. hahahaha.

    • @enilair_2213
      @enilair_2213 5 років тому +11

      I dont understand the barium part

    • @thatchickhannah6893
      @thatchickhannah6893 5 років тому +28

      Swiftgaia “you have to bury him”

    • @1am636
      @1am636 5 років тому +1

      ...nice one

    • @samaragranados249
      @samaragranados249 4 роки тому +3

      I love this joke so much

  • @Fractal821
    @Fractal821 3 роки тому +794

    "Oh so you're a scientist? Name every element"

  • @SoftieGirl4NoReason
    @SoftieGirl4NoReason Місяць тому +5

    Fun fact: Ununtrium, Ununpentium, Ununseptium And Ununoctium Used To Be An Periodic Table Element But Was Unused As It Was Unobtainable

    • @user-ki6cd6sk6r
      @user-ki6cd6sk6r Місяць тому +1

      Why?

    • @austria-hungary7680
      @austria-hungary7680 12 днів тому

      @@user-ki6cd6sk6r Unutrium dissolves faster than the USSR, Moscovium is an extremely radioactive element: its most stable known isotope, moscovium-290, has a half-life of only 0.65 seconds, scientists created tennessine by bombarding 22 milligrams of berkelium-249 atoms with calcium-48 atoms at a cyclotron. The first bombardment lasted 70 days, and Oganesson has the highest atomic number and highest atomic mass of all known elements as of 2024. On the periodic table of the elements it is a p-block element, a member of group 18 and the last member of period 7. Its only known isotope, oganesson-294, is highly radioactive, with a half-life of 0.7 ms and, as of 2020, only five atoms have been successfully produced. This has so far prevented any experimental studies of its chemistry. Because of relativistic effects, theoretical studies predict that it would be a solid at room temperature, and significantly reactive, unlike the other members of group 18 (the noble gases).

    • @SoftieGirl4NoReason
      @SoftieGirl4NoReason 5 днів тому

      ​@@user-ki6cd6sk6ridk they are now named nihovium moscovium tennessine and ogann

  • @SeriouslyChelsey
    @SeriouslyChelsey 4 місяці тому +2

    Thank God in my country and secondary school we only had to learn the first 20. I listen to this song on repeat and still recite the wrong words. I just love the melody. Shout out to those who actually learned the entire thing.

    • @kyluvs_
      @kyluvs_ 3 місяці тому +1

      i can only do the right words up to arsenic lol, after that i get lost

  • @YoDay
    @YoDay 5 років тому +4885

    Better than UA-cam Rewind

  • @davidwilson6712
    @davidwilson6712 3 роки тому +11534

    When you have to sing through the whole song to find out what the 37th element is

    • @Lmtal
      @Lmtal 3 роки тому +285

      Rubidium

    • @rossmaxz6161
      @rossmaxz6161 3 роки тому +83

      Mnemonics r way better

    • @charliepereyda362
      @charliepereyda362 3 роки тому +185

      just like the abc

    • @vikiablamowicz
      @vikiablamowicz 3 роки тому +212

      YOU MADE ME REWATCH THE WHOLE VID TO SEE THE 37TH ELEMENT

    • @royxeph_arcanex
      @royxeph_arcanex 3 роки тому +68

      I literally sing the "Phosphorous then Sulfur Chlorine and Argon!" part when I try to remember which one is under which in the C+N+O+F+Ne part

  • @playlist022412
    @playlist022412 Місяць тому +1

    Amazing song

  • @jayleencerrillo2152
    @jayleencerrillo2152 5 років тому +2059

    Did you know Oxygen and Magnesium were dating???
    O Mg

  • @rootosono4758
    @rootosono4758 7 років тому +801

    Ugh I want to say a chemistry pun
    But all the good ones Argon

    • @-saumya-81
      @-saumya-81 6 років тому +1

      Jackson I

    • @siulaf3878
      @siulaf3878 6 років тому

      Jackson z

    • @lanikilchrist2399
      @lanikilchrist2399 6 років тому +1

      Jackson You Just Did

    • @isabellacarrascal2573
      @isabellacarrascal2573 6 років тому +4

      NOOOO! Really? I had absolutely NO IDEA.

    • @Kyoko1
      @Kyoko1 6 років тому +5

      I was about to say one as well but I figured that everybody would get salty at me so Na, I won't anymore

  • @dlitachi6439
    @dlitachi6439 5 місяців тому +1

    We need more such songs ❤❤❤

  • @awkwardspaceplant9231
    @awkwardspaceplant9231 Рік тому +1

    this song slapped 7 years ago and it STILL slaps

  • @fiolioco1523
    @fiolioco1523 7 років тому +1464

    When I heard Oxygen and Magnesium were dating, I was like:
    OMg

    • @user-ls1bw2uw1j
      @user-ls1bw2uw1j 7 років тому

      Fiolioco Mataafa :DD

    • @Dave-hn5tl
      @Dave-hn5tl 6 років тому +68

      Fiolioco Mataafa Unfortunately technically it would be MgO but this makes for a funny joke

    • @eskimogaming3515
      @eskimogaming3515 6 років тому +2

      well played

    • @edytaw9921
      @edytaw9921 6 років тому +55

      Actually, I've asked Sodium and Hydrogen about it and they were like NaH 😩

    • @meggis1624
      @meggis1624 6 років тому +26

      when someone responds to me with "k" WELL POTASSIUM TO YOU TOO

  • @kosmischerkaiser5417
    @kosmischerkaiser5417 5 років тому +790

    Asap science was one of the rappers Eminem was to afraid to diss

    • @Skysiax
      @Skysiax 5 років тому +4

      Ivan Tschichakowski No copypasta my friend....

    • @cyberhexreal
      @cyberhexreal 4 роки тому

      @@Skysiax PASTAAAAAAAAA

  • @EMpsycho3
    @EMpsycho3 7 місяців тому +1

    My science teacher played this today and this was the first vid that popped up on my recommendation page

  • @Mayaluvsxxx
    @Mayaluvsxxx 8 місяців тому

    Love this

  • @texdykatrandomness2715
    @texdykatrandomness2715 8 років тому +2985

    we have to learn this for exams, I can already imagine someone bursting out into song while writing the test 😂

    • @tiffanyliao815
      @tiffanyliao815 8 років тому +8

      AHAHA ikr same

    • @coltondreher3922
      @coltondreher3922 8 років тому +4

      I already did

    • @lostthetrainerofdemons5379
      @lostthetrainerofdemons5379 8 років тому +11

      same it is so hard to keep up with the song at beginning but it like the back of my hand so catch but arrghh

    • @SucculentSys
      @SucculentSys 8 років тому +1

      I did last year with the old version XD

    • @sooya2198
      @sooya2198 8 років тому +21

      That's going to be literally me during that test, like singing "And now, ASAP Science presents the periodic table! There's hydrogen..." Lols

  • @nemuikitsu_
    @nemuikitsu_ 5 років тому +336

    I just started to learn this but i understand the jokes in comment section
    I feel like a nerd

    • @SunglassesGirl-mv3te
      @SunglassesGirl-mv3te 4 роки тому

      Mochi Shinz welcome to the club

    • @dianab.5313
      @dianab.5313 4 роки тому

      Kaos Grey dude chill, it’s just a comment

    • @exilley2134
      @exilley2134 4 роки тому

      It is a good feeling for sure, my friend.
      I am a huge geek btw

  • @lisab4954
    @lisab4954 Рік тому

    6 years later and its still stuck in my head

  • @_Shady-Shadows_
    @_Shady-Shadows_ 8 місяців тому +1

    I love ASAPsceince

  • @1AceTM
    @1AceTM 4 роки тому +1843

    If you can sing elements 95-112 without speaking gibberish you are some genius.

  • @---ng7ke
    @---ng7ke 5 років тому +256

    Person: “K”
    Some smartass: “Well yes, potassium is a very interesting element, very reactive, as opposed to that response you just gave.”

  • @Reichtangle_kawaii
    @Reichtangle_kawaii 10 місяців тому +1

    Gonna do this thing for a show, so imma repeat it for a billion times

  • @YesGirlie-zy6fi
    @YesGirlie-zy6fi 3 місяці тому

    its been 8 years and this is STILL a bop.

  • @yomama6261
    @yomama6261 8 років тому +1747

    My friend is like: "BANANAS HAVE LOTS OF POTASSIUM!"
    I'm like: "K"
    Edit: OMG THANKS FOR 1300 LIKES!

    • @mastamenace9401
      @mastamenace9401 8 років тому

      L

    • @maxs4549
      @maxs4549 8 років тому +1

      +Amy Gray Do you mean potassium or was K part of the joke???

    • @jasonwoo4370
      @jasonwoo4370 8 років тому +1

      +a duh i thought sodium is Na
      and potassium is K?

    • @ordinaryorca9334
      @ordinaryorca9334 8 років тому

      +NautilusIX -Jason_Games he meant that his friend is wrong (bananas consist of mostly potasium or K) the joke is that he disagrees with his friend but his friend thinks he agrees

    • @yomama6261
      @yomama6261 8 років тому +1

      +Amy Gray Oh crap, I put Sodium for bananas. I mean to put Potassium. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

  • @shalu759
    @shalu759 3 роки тому +6727

    Imagine singing this song in exam hall to recall a particular element😂

    • @ix-139vidushithakur4
      @ix-139vidushithakur4 2 роки тому +173

      It's a good thing it will take the pressure away for a while 😜😂

    • @naniramisetti1999
      @naniramisetti1999 2 роки тому +20

      😂

    • @vasumanasharma2221
      @vasumanasharma2221 2 роки тому +252

      I've actually seen people do this. Its hilarious. Like they dont actually sing it but u can see them mouthing the whole song in the middle of the exam.😂

    • @shalu759
      @shalu759 2 роки тому +104

      And let's imagine again with 1 minute left and then u have to sing whole song to recall element 35th😂😵

    • @aaryanjai604
      @aaryanjai604 2 роки тому +18

      @@vasumanasharma2221 yeah i do that

  • @randomality77
    @randomality77 11 місяців тому +1

    When you’re used to the new song and getting ready to belt out “NIHONIUM” at the end, only to realise you’re on the wrong video:

  • @priyai.sookram
    @priyai.sookram 11 днів тому +1

    Thank you I learnt so much

  • @mr.paradox1463
    @mr.paradox1463 4 роки тому +670

    No one will Talk About His Editing :(

  • @tpj24ever54
    @tpj24ever54 7 років тому +1515

    if only they made a song for everything we take in school i swear i'd be an a+ student

  • @Amstro-Radical
    @Amstro-Radical 7 місяців тому +2

    This song made me dance 🪩. 👏🏾

  • @unvisibleuser8696
    @unvisibleuser8696 Рік тому +1

    It's just superbbb...

  • @milomiles4005
    @milomiles4005 3 роки тому +6195

    Monke

  • @ewg7557
    @ewg7557 8 років тому +1059

    *NOTICE ME SCIENCE TEACHERS.*

    • @cicadafun
      @cicadafun 8 років тому +4

      +The Killer but that's someone obsessed with Japan

    • @SkimoStories
      @SkimoStories 8 років тому +3

      +Maximum Stars they only have different meanings to people who care, weaboo.

    • @SkimoStories
      @SkimoStories 8 років тому +2

      Magniloquence progeny you're one of them

    • @Chocohalation
      @Chocohalation 8 років тому +1

      +The Killer
      ... But "shit" is an object, not a living thing....

    • @thekiller1053
      @thekiller1053 8 років тому +1

      WizardXZD auto correct

  • @Mandalart30
    @Mandalart30 6 місяців тому

    Love this one....

  • @NemoGao
    @NemoGao 11 місяців тому

    THIS IS SO GOOD

  • @TheUnknown-lh9yj
    @TheUnknown-lh9yj 2 роки тому +2166

    When your chemistry teacher raps chemically:

    • @nomorejellybeanflower6659
      @nomorejellybeanflower6659 2 роки тому +16

      true

    • @nikitagloukhovtchenko6857
      @nikitagloukhovtchenko6857 2 роки тому +6

      I was trying to get into one physics class but I was rejected from that class.

    • @nikitagloukhovtchenko6857
      @nikitagloukhovtchenko6857 2 роки тому +4

      Mr. Heathcoat didn’t accept me into his class because he thinks that I’m too stupid to understand physics if it’s taught by a NASA scientist.

    • @riyak.7393
      @riyak.7393 2 роки тому +6

      @@nomorejellybeanflower6659 I love just the "true" reply to this. Like yes, so true, my chemistry teacher constantly does this

    • @kawai_yumiie
      @kawai_yumiie 2 роки тому +1

      True

  • @vx3666
    @vx3666 7 років тому +1230

    Two chemists walk into a bar. The first chemist asks for some H2O. The other chemist says, "I'll have some H20 too." The other chemist died.
    If you got this joke, then you probably have no social life. Don't worry, I don't have one either.

  • @Vedikafulzele0333
    @Vedikafulzele0333 Рік тому

    Amazing can't stop singing all day

  • @SweetBunny706
    @SweetBunny706 Рік тому

    Thank you, Mitchell!

  • @pendingexile7765
    @pendingexile7765 5 років тому +489

    I start to mumble when it get to the fast part 😂

  • @mychemicaljulia
    @mychemicaljulia 7 років тому +882

    this song got me a 95% on my science test thank you

  • @Humanrights-defender
    @Humanrights-defender 2 місяці тому

    Great job 👏🏼

  • @AprilPung
    @AprilPung 17 днів тому

    Clever well done

  • @tastelessolive3713
    @tastelessolive3713 5 років тому +535

    This video had an element of surprise​ to it

    • @vee8101
      @vee8101 5 років тому +2

      Nell R *siiigh*

    • @sydneyjessina
      @sydneyjessina 5 років тому +1

      I’m DEAAADDD 😂

    • @fynncarter2327
      @fynncarter2327 5 років тому +2

      OMg

    • @ultimateloud8356
      @ultimateloud8356 5 років тому +1

      Ah - the element of surprise.
      Atomic mass: 119
      Used in jumpscares, surprise birthday parties and things you didn't expect to turn out some way.

    • @matok5711
      @matok5711 5 років тому

      Nell R gneiss

  • @chelbeytrump2744
    @chelbeytrump2744 8 років тому +1522

    Someone at school did this song for the talent show and almost had an asthma attack. But he got bonus points.

  • @timivictorigbiapu8767
    @timivictorigbiapu8767 Рік тому

    i love this

  • @user-hy3qm6xz2i
    @user-hy3qm6xz2i 3 місяці тому

    Love it

  • @amnesiacwhaleshark2413
    @amnesiacwhaleshark2413 5 років тому +5293

    I'd make a sodium joke but... Na

  • @Dan123yal
    @Dan123yal 7 років тому +1881

    What do people do with dead people? Barium.

    • @justastranger129
      @justastranger129 7 років тому +82

      This is so boron

    • @youboredbrogaming6584
      @youboredbrogaming6584 7 років тому +87

      hey, give him some credit, most of the good puns argon already.

    • @mrorcadood
      @mrorcadood 7 років тому +43

      My cousin died from singing the fast part too fast, better barium

    • @risingdagger5416
      @risingdagger5416 7 років тому +3

      lolol n1

    • @collinscody57
      @collinscody57 7 років тому +4

      Meme Central it doesn't doctor will even make you drink it so they can see your jut in a x ray

  • @tommykaat
    @tommykaat 6 місяців тому

    Yall Life savers fr

  • @darylnicolee
    @darylnicolee 7 місяців тому

    awesome!

  • @lukestaib6744
    @lukestaib6744 7 років тому +342

    Chemistry joke: A neutron walks into a bar. He asks how much his drink is. the bartender replies, "For you, no charge"

  • @DanALpotato
    @DanALpotato 4 роки тому +15266

    I’m just a potato

    • @bumgarner4987
      @bumgarner4987 4 роки тому +181

      🤣😂🤣😂 YES!!!! Love it 😊

    • @sundermc
      @sundermc 4 роки тому +217

      who here is here cus their teacher set this for home learning?

    • @himanshugaira2569
      @himanshugaira2569 4 роки тому +33

      @@bumgarner4987 to who ??

    • @nora3586
      @nora3586 4 роки тому +25

      HAHAHAHAHHAHAH

    • @sundermc
      @sundermc 4 роки тому +15

      @@nora3586 what?

  • @Dave_Oxbow
    @Dave_Oxbow 6 місяців тому

    Never known a double major in STEM and Musical Performance. Crazy Brilliant.

  • @yapshwugeekpm-guru7598
    @yapshwugeekpm-guru7598 Рік тому

    This song is so PERFECT!

  • @bobphillips1996
    @bobphillips1996 7 років тому +426

    This got played in my science class the other day and I was singing along all the way... I got a round of applause at the end while I gasped for breath.

    • @misteremann687
      @misteremann687 7 років тому +15

      Bob Phillips lol 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @zoeurquhart408
      @zoeurquhart408 7 років тому

      Bob Phillips omg I did that to in my class lol

    • @jordanbaker4826
      @jordanbaker4826 7 років тому

      crazykid948 10

    • @KaydinGrace
      @KaydinGrace 7 років тому +3

      you go glen coco!

    • @47sloths66
      @47sloths66 7 років тому +1

      Bob Phillips I introduced this song to my class 🙃

  • @breadthealien
    @breadthealien 5 років тому +1895

    So i heard oxygen and magneseum were going out
    O Mg !

    • @hyeronymus
      @hyeronymus 5 років тому +3

      TeleportBread looool

    • @Mae_day1
      @Mae_day1 5 років тому +4

      I laughed so hard 😂

    • @julianna2951
      @julianna2951 5 років тому +5

      TeleportBread that’s a dad joke😑🤦‍♀️

    • @Shorteagle
      @Shorteagle 5 років тому +4

      I applaud you but at the same time I'm cringing haha

    • @giannisk.916
      @giannisk.916 5 років тому +7

      Actually it would me MgO

  • @axolotlpals9361
    @axolotlpals9361 Місяць тому +1

    Teacher: let’s see who can tell me the elements of the periodic table?
    Me and my fellas : ASAP science presents…

  • @Beeeeeeeeaaaaaaaannnnnnnssssss
    @Beeeeeeeeaaaaaaaannnnnnnssssss 8 місяців тому

    Whenever I heard in your 100 digits of pi video that you post new science videos every Thursday, I was literally jumping up and down enjoy because I love your videos because you’re teaching kids and even some adults like good things to like the periodic table of elements and so on what you’re including in a song because at my school they were just be like repeat after me 3.14159 in the class to be like 3.14157 and then the teacher would be like no do it again but with this song, I memorized it like well half of it in like a week.

  • @bethel3272
    @bethel3272 3 роки тому +2787

    Me on my way seducing Kuroo:

  • @PeanutWithWiFiAccess
    @PeanutWithWiFiAccess 3 роки тому +571

    Science Teacher:
    _"This is the Periodic Table"_
    The Choir And Theater Kids:
    _"Theresssss....."_

    • @CrescentPaws5000
      @CrescentPaws5000 3 роки тому +6

      HYDROGEN AND HELIUM me as a choir kid the other choir kids 👀👀

    • @samanthamcguiness3081
      @samanthamcguiness3081 3 роки тому +2

      Lithium beryllium

    • @Honey-bp3fh
      @Honey-bp3fh 3 роки тому +2

      I’m in band and this is still me-

    • @chewinggum5550
      @chewinggum5550 3 роки тому +2

      I didn't understand

    • @nuhaakmel663
      @nuhaakmel663 3 роки тому +2

      @@aqua1152 and flourine for your pretty teeth neon to light up the signs, sodium for salty times

  • @user-he6vg9ie5p
    @user-he6vg9ie5p 8 місяців тому +1

    Wow very interesting song❤. Memorizable too.

  • @milkjug-ci3gb
    @milkjug-ci3gb Рік тому +1

    I remember a friend of mine playing this song on 5 hour loop, speeding it up and slowing it down. Even my teacher got tired of it.

  • @malena111
    @malena111 5 років тому +1599

    the amount of element puns in this comment section

    • @anniel8407
      @anniel8407 5 років тому +15

      Only periodically

    • @daveedpo
      @daveedpo 5 років тому +12

      It's *_elemantal_*

    • @donnydoodrop
      @donnydoodrop 5 років тому

      Literally one below this comment

    • @gabbiohotstuffyo9194
      @gabbiohotstuffyo9194 5 років тому

      I was expecting EVERYONE would be like omg thanks for this its my test tomorrow or smthng

    • @hmmm.324
      @hmmm.324 5 років тому

      is more than the achievements I will ever actually get in my life-
      wait what