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  • Опубліковано 9 чер 2014
  • Popeye experiences the realistic consequence of eating a full can of pre-cooked spinach.
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  • @guydudeleo9770
    @guydudeleo9770 7 років тому +2406

    "I mean you didn't even chew... Digestion begins in the mouth"

    • @bruhdotgov4284
      @bruhdotgov4284 6 років тому +43

      guydude leo hey VSAUCE, Michael here

    • @bobmememaster5608
      @bobmememaster5608 6 років тому +2

      *barfs all over his rom* OOO GOD THATS THISCUSTING!1!! OOO GOD *thros up one more time*

    • @thENDweDIE
      @thENDweDIE 6 років тому +19

      Like the kidnapper would ever turn around, because they're worried about your well-being...XD

    • @honeythecatfox817
      @honeythecatfox817 6 років тому

      guydude leo really I didnt know

    • @shaunsimms8839
      @shaunsimms8839 6 років тому

      guydude leo you know what else begins in the mouth

  • @feralcyborggaming1531
    @feralcyborggaming1531 3 роки тому +1855

    I like how Bluto stopped kidnapping Olive out of concern for Popeye's health.

    • @SovereignStatesman
      @SovereignStatesman 3 роки тому +85

      Code of the sea!

    • @melissacooper4282
      @melissacooper4282 3 роки тому +53

      There were episodes that show Popeye and Bluto are both sailors.

    • @SovereignStatesman
      @SovereignStatesman 3 роки тому +32

      @@melissacooper4282 Correct. Sailors have a reputation for fighting.

    • @SovereignStatesman
      @SovereignStatesman 3 роки тому +31

      @@melissacooper4282 And there's the fact that they're both wearing sailor-suits all the time.

    • @martinkohler1273
      @martinkohler1273 3 роки тому +24

      the three have a realy weird Roleplay.

  • @josephsheranda
    @josephsheranda 3 роки тому +1205

    So Popeye turns into a gas factory and Bluto turns into a gentleman. The world's gone mad.

    • @satevo462
      @satevo462 3 роки тому +14

      Have you seen the last 4 years?

    • @DrDomich
      @DrDomich 3 роки тому +11

      Leftist agendas 🤷‍♂️

    • @twopoisonivy
      @twopoisonivy 3 роки тому +9

      He just ruined my childhood

    • @judithsixkiller5586
      @judithsixkiller5586 3 роки тому +7

      To be fair. Being in close proximity of a bout of explosive projectile diarrhea would put anyone out of their mood!

    • @josephsheranda
      @josephsheranda 3 роки тому +6

      @@judithsixkiller5586
      True enough. I've never seen projectile diarrhea, and I'm quite content with that!

  • @davidemele2842
    @davidemele2842 3 роки тому +719

    So technically, Bluto is trying to save a woman from an idiot. It makes more sense now XD

    • @PaulGee789B
      @PaulGee789B 2 роки тому +12

      Hahahahaha.....😅😅

    • @con.troller4183
      @con.troller4183 2 роки тому +8

      An intervention.

    • @lazloholt262
      @lazloholt262 2 роки тому +7

      He's trying to kidnap a woman from an idiot, but yes lol

    • @ryandiggs750
      @ryandiggs750 5 місяців тому +1

      Bluto is the idiot he always gets beat up after the spinach power

  • @Phentari
    @Phentari 3 роки тому +242

    "Digestion BEGINS in the MOUTH!"
    Makes me laugh every time.

    • @Caffrey987
      @Caffrey987 9 місяців тому +1

      I now realize why I poop bi-weekly.

    • @nate_d376
      @nate_d376 5 місяців тому +1

      "It's absorbing into my beard!" That line killed me....

    • @coledakers6127
      @coledakers6127 3 місяці тому +1

      0:43

  • @Tigersfan829
    @Tigersfan829 10 років тому +584

    ''It's absorbing into my beard'' Kills me every time.

    • @Wavemaninawe
      @Wavemaninawe 6 років тому +3

      Spinach-fart infused beardage.
      Im trying my best not to have that stick, since im eating cheesecake.

    • @xsailor85
      @xsailor85 6 років тому +5

      Bluto needs to now shave it off.

    • @Bartman954
      @Bartman954 Рік тому +2

      No wonder he shaved off the beard for the latest animated shorts

    • @coledakers6127
      @coledakers6127 3 місяці тому +1

      1:31

  • @inuyasha078
    @inuyasha078 6 років тому +370

    Fair to say them pants probly ain't so white no more

    • @Cyantiger7
      @Cyantiger7 5 років тому +15

      Lol true. heck surprised he didn't burn a hole from that

    • @casperchristensen8354
      @casperchristensen8354 5 років тому +5

      I wouldnt say so, those farts sound like nothing but air.

    • @shookums265
      @shookums265 4 роки тому +1

      @@casperchristensen8354 it's actually a person making fart noises with his/her tongue

    • @iZetto1
      @iZetto1 4 роки тому

      @@shookums265 yep, and farts sound different

    • @kimberlyhoward418
      @kimberlyhoward418 4 роки тому

      Lol

  • @thevegananimator8586
    @thevegananimator8586 2 роки тому +345

    Just imagine how much better he felt after letting all that out.

  • @time4rebellion326
    @time4rebellion326 9 років тому +427

    "Smells like low tide"

    • @newenglandgamesofficialcha6799
      @newenglandgamesofficialcha6799 6 років тому +9

      Time4Rebellion as someone who has lived on the coast of Maine, basically having 5 -7 generations on the coast I can say without a doubt that is 100% accurate

    • @codyfleming7647
      @codyfleming7647 6 років тому +2

      That line kills me everytime.

    • @Cyantiger7
      @Cyantiger7 5 років тому +1

      @@newenglandgamesofficialcha6799 I lived on the coast for about 6 years the one time I was there on low tide oh yeah it was horrible not to mention at that time there were this little critters called purple sails that had died and had clustered up and stuck to a few rocks man was it rank.

    • @localdude2979
      @localdude2979 4 роки тому

      @@Cyantiger7 I dont think those purple things where critters tho 🤢

  • @chrisl8277
    @chrisl8277 3 роки тому +566

    *His brown-eye was finished*
    *'cause he ate rotting spinach.*
    *He's Popeye the shitting man*

  • @thelegendaryonionring4304
    @thelegendaryonionring4304 2 роки тому +66

    I like how even though they went for a realistic approach they still had him squeeze the can open and land perfectly in his mouth

    • @ResurrectedElvenMonk
      @ResurrectedElvenMonk 9 місяців тому +4

      Not to mention that gravity bending arch it formed while airborn.

  • @isaiahpero7837
    @isaiahpero7837 Рік тому +61

    I can only imagine how AMAZING that must've felt for Popeye to relieve himself of all that pressure! Lol 😂🤣

  • @NightShadow720
    @NightShadow720 9 років тому +1008

    He farts to the finish, from eating pre-cooked spinach. He's Popeye the gassy man! Phbt phbt!

  • @jccw227
    @jccw227 9 років тому +534

    Well, at least Popeye has a healthy colon. Yay, colons!

    • @crisisboy5822
      @crisisboy5822 7 років тому +25

      Joe Weatherford this message is brought to you by colons yay colons

    • @TheRockindio
      @TheRockindio 6 років тому +1

      Steve colons is my favorite. Give him a listen. His low tones really bring it together.

    • @mikeyburris5596
      @mikeyburris5596 5 років тому +4

      Joe Weatherford that's a reference I'd thought I'd never see

    • @loopyoshida3440
      @loopyoshida3440 Рік тому +2

      Fairly OddParents rocked

  • @AdrianIsaacs
    @AdrianIsaacs 3 роки тому +427

    If Olive Oyl is going to snub Popeye just because he had some digestive problems after a poorly-chosen meal, then Popeye should probably just let Bluto have her and go chase after some other girl.

    • @angriella
      @angriella 3 роки тому +9

      No other girl would have him!

    • @tobyradloff
      @tobyradloff 3 роки тому +19

      @@angriella Popeye did probably have the hots for Betty Boop.

    • @itchytastyurr
      @itchytastyurr 3 роки тому +8

      he'd have to- they'll all be running from his stoke face and spinach farts.

    • @nemo6686
      @nemo6686 3 роки тому +9

      Chase after some other girl - presumably a deaf one with no sense of smell?

    • @KillShot-ln6mn
      @KillShot-ln6mn 3 роки тому +1

      Popeye definitely has lots of female fans.

  • @thedrewdog
    @thedrewdog 3 роки тому +318

    That moment you realize that kids likely DID attempt to down entire cans of Spinach -- only to suffer through horrific gas pains.
    Those poor parents.

    • @theylietoyouall.5051
      @theylietoyouall.5051 2 роки тому +43

      Watching popye as a kid I can honestly say that I never once thought about eating spinach, in my child's mind it was all a ploy to get kids to eat greener and so I said bollocks to that and carried on eating my sweets.

    • @yt_bharat
      @yt_bharat 2 роки тому +7

      Just once, i swear 😂

    • @mcgannahanskyjellyfetti6854
      @mcgannahanskyjellyfetti6854 2 роки тому +4

      Those parents had to buy tons of Lysol and Potpourri...

    • @theodorecarter6601
      @theodorecarter6601 2 роки тому +5

      Those poor toilets.

    • @DrCash7
      @DrCash7 Рік тому

      @@theylietoyouall.5051 So that's why the British have sh#$t teeth.

  • @WelloBello
    @WelloBello 9 років тому +776

    Digestion begins in the mouth!

    • @Bonzane
      @Bonzane 7 років тому +47

      Hey! Vsauce! Michael here!

    • @chrissymmonds8156
      @chrissymmonds8156 6 років тому

      Wello Bello I

    • @FriendlyCroock
      @FriendlyCroock 6 років тому

      WelloBello
      Yes, my friend digestion begins in the mouth. It shouldn't take a genius to know those things anyway. The next part would be "Chemical Digestion".
      That's probably the one most of you are thinking about.

  • @Jerfish1
    @Jerfish1 3 роки тому +111

    I was cleaning out the wet grass slurry from under my lawnmower the other day and couldn’t help thinking it was what popeye’s GI tract looked like... “smells like low tide” OMG

    • @steakovercake3986
      @steakovercake3986 2 роки тому +3

      And people think its smart to mix a bunch of spinach in a blender and call it a health food

  • @Zundfolge2000
    @Zundfolge2000 3 роки тому +84

    This was posted SEVEN years ago and I'm just now seeing it???

    • @etriganthedemon666
      @etriganthedemon666 3 роки тому

      6*

    • @Zundfolge2000
      @Zundfolge2000 3 роки тому +2

      @@etriganthedemon666 I'm not sure I can roll my eyes at you further.
      I'm sorry everyone, in JUNE this will be SEVEN years old. Not until then. Only then.
      I bet you're a blast at parties.

    • @etriganthedemon666
      @etriganthedemon666 3 роки тому

      @@Zundfolge2000 but were not june yet

    • @MkeKen67
      @MkeKen67 3 роки тому

      @@etriganthedemon666 - ah shaddup ya crumb bum.

  • @SonicJrandSarah
    @SonicJrandSarah 3 роки тому +229

    It's funny how Bluto just snatches Olive and runs off, but when Popeye ate that spinach, he just turns around with concern. Isn't he the bad guy? Well, technically he's a frenemy of Popeye's, but still.

    • @_martian101
      @_martian101 3 роки тому +13

      They are all just acting

    • @SovereignStatesman
      @SovereignStatesman 3 роки тому +36

      Code of the sea: sailors look out for each other, even if they're enemies.

    • @deadby15
      @deadby15 3 роки тому +38

      In many actual cartoons, Bluto and Popeye are pals. They just happen to enjoy physical fights.

    • @dying101666
      @dying101666 3 роки тому +7

      sailors on opposite sides of a conflict will often rescue eachother.

    • @robertlewis1875
      @robertlewis1875 3 роки тому +13

      @@_martian101 These amateur soap commercial "actors" couldn't share the same theater with the consummate thespians of the Popeye/Boop troupe. They can't hope to compete with Popeye's unique shape-shifting abilities and unmatched street fighting skills. Or with Bradford "Bluto" Guffaw, Jr.'s portrayal of a dull-witted, brutish hooligan, when in fact he was a soft spoken, refined, gently sensitive homosexual, who remained closeted until his death in 1961. He succumbed to a blood clot resulting from a fall during a particularly dangerous stunt he was developing with his co-star, J. Wellington "Wimpy" Wimpford, the film's hopelessly hamburger-addicted comic relief. The stunt was scrapped. Thousands turned out for Guffaw's funeral, including many prominent members of Manhattan's LGBTQ+ community. He is still missed.
      My research over the years has unearthed the rich history of the Fleischer Brothers Studios' talented cast of the _Popeye the Sailor_ film franchise, created from 1921 to 1942, with Famous Studios as a successor to Fleischer Studios from 1942 to 1955. Paul "Popeye" Popeil's (no relation to the Pocket Fisherman guy) true date of birth is unknown due to the destruction by fire of the orphanage in which he grew up. What is known is that he enlisted in the US Navy just after America's entry into WWI. His natural abilities and single-minded focus allowed him to rise quickly in the ranks, but his seemingly volatile temper (which appeared to manifest after he consumed canned spinach, the only food available to him at the orphanage), though slow to arouse, kept knocking him back in rank whenever he was rewarded with promotion; thus he never surpassed the rate of Seaman 1st Class for any significant length of time.
      In response to a threat to global cargo shipping from the mysterious Synbad Syndicate piracy cartel in 1920, he initiated the creation of the Navy's oddly named He-Man Wimmin Haters Club, the unit that was the precursor to the Navy's Underwater Demolition Team (UDT), which was the inspiration for what is now known as the Navy's Special Forces SEAL program. In 1921, while he was on leave in San Diego, studio magnate Dave Fleischer spotted him getting ink at the world-renowned Doc Webb's tattoo studio on lower Broadway in San Diego. Fascinated by Popeil's outsized forearms, peculiar way of speaking and permanently closed right eye, Fleischer offered him a screen test. It was during the filming of the test that Popeil revealed his uncanny ability to actually form parts of his body, primarily, but not limited to his arms and hands, into functional organic replications of inanimate objects such as hammers, magnets, even explosive devices. Just as when he was on duty, this usually happened after his lunch of canned spinach.
      It was in 1933 on the set of his debut film, the self-titled _Popeye the Sailor,_ that he met a fascinating budding actor named Beatrice "Betty" Bupenfield. The 17-year-old Beatrice was a flirtatious, gregarious, risqué newcomer who adopted the stage name Betty Boop. Her fémme fatále appearance, with exaggerated eye makeup, extremely short skirts and seamed silk stockings, created a first impression that was always shattered when she opened her mouth to speak, and revealed her unlikely-sounding, high pitched, preschooler voice. Bupenfield was co-starring in the film as a carnival "hoochie dancer" performing a hula, and her costume portrayed as much. Her mischievous nature compelled her to make a surprise clothing modification, and when Popeil entered the scene he was confronted with a topless Betty in a skimpy grass skirt, with nothing but a lei covering her breasts, which would become displaced (the lei, not her breasts) when she hula'd too vigorously, causing the embarrassed sailor to blush and stammer out his lines, or forget them altogether. This did not stop him from demonstrating his own hula skills, picked up on numerous Polynesian ports of call with the Navy. The Hayes Code had not yet been introduced, so the film still exists in libraries and online all over the world. The 33-year-old Popeye was instantly smitten, and before long cast and crew alike began noticing that Popeye and Betty were frequently off set at the same time. After a brief, intense romance they were soon married, and despite their age difference, remained so for the next 75 years. Doctors attribute Popeye's continuing sexual ability to perform well into old age and extremely long life to his diet of only spinach.
      Although the popularly accepted belief is that Popeye's primary romantic interest was his constant co-star, Olive Oyl, that is not actually the case. Olivia "Olive" Oyle, a rail-thin, 27-year-old sufferer of a metabolic condition and an amphetamine addiction, was high strung, demanding, forgetful and severely bipolar. It was necessary to keep her constantly medicated with tranquilizers on the set if any work was to get done. Popeil and Oyle disliked each other intensely, though their acting ability was enough to conceal it when they shared a scene. Once, during a break in the filming of _It's the Natural Thing to Do,_ Popeye confided to Bradford "Bluto" Guffaw, Jr., "Boy! I sure wishk she'd checks herselfk inta rehabs! Dis crap's gittin old." She never did, and they worked disfunctionally together until Olive's 1960 death from an overdose at the age of 57. Due to her abrasive and abusive personality, she was not to get the outpouring of respect and remembrance that Bradford "Bluto" Guffaw, Jr.'s funeral would inspire a year later.
      Popeye was known for a number of physical characteristics that have become like trademarks, the three most famous of which are the ability to shape-shift, as mentioned in a previous entry of this account; the incongruity of a thin, almost skinny, torso weighted down by the exaggerated size of his calves, forearms and chin; and his permanently "squinky" right eye.
      For decades Popeye's fans have speculated on the origin of that permanently dimmed orb. Most tell a version that involves a wound sustained during one of the many covert operations undertaken with his unit in the Navy. Nothing could be further from the truth. Although he's done nothing to discourage the various dashing but inaccurate tales of bravery while wounded, he has no hesitation in recounting the actual incident.
      Shortly after Popeye enlisted in the U.S. Navy, he was given a Cinderella liberty; this is a leave period, usually of short duration, that ends promptly at midnight. Penalties for failing to return at or before the end of the allocated time off range from a mere dressing down by a noncom or officer, to a general court marshal and time in the brig for the more egregious violations. On this occasion the young sailor was apparently unaware of the strict nature of the rules concerning punctuality. He strolled past the burly Shore Patrol sentry at the gates of the Naval Training Center, located hard by the San Diego Bay, hands in pockets, puffing great billows of smoke from his ever-present corncob pipe and whistling "The Sailor's Hornpipe" (which he later adopted as the opening melody for his future film series). This amazing feat of respiratory coordination was lost on the grizzled sentry as he growled, "Yer late, swabby; ya git brig time fer bein' AWOL!" Popeil's retort was less than cordial, and the notoriously temperamental nature of Shore Patrol sentries was revealed when the swabby jabbed his cigar into Popeil's bleary, beer-reddened eye. The rest is canon.
      Sadly, the enlisted everyman was vanquished in the end by one of his most iconic possessions. The ubiquitous corncob pipe for which he was known finally caused a tumor to develop in his right lung. By the time he admitted its existence, it had grown beyond cure, and he passed away in Navy Hospital in San Diego in 2003 at the age of 103 (est.). Few were left alive who were still able to attend the service; "nephews" Peepeye, Pupeye and Poopeye Schwartz stood graveside to commiserate with Beatrice Bupenfield as she sadly opined, "I told him again and again to throw that god-damned pipe away, but all he would say was that he was what he was. Whatever the hell _that_ means. Oh, Poppy!"

  • @GameMasterToolbox
    @GameMasterToolbox 10 років тому +510

    Fart jokes never get old. They are always as fresh as the first time you hear it.

  • @Antnj81
    @Antnj81 7 років тому +145

    >"realistic Popeye"
    >opens can by squeezing it

    • @JayNohh
      @JayNohh 6 років тому +2

      Antnj81 I was wondering whether I should mention that part, lol.

    • @deascorner
      @deascorner 5 років тому +1

      69th like

    • @89horizon
      @89horizon 4 роки тому

      @@deascorner Nice

    • @localdude2979
      @localdude2979 4 роки тому +1

      You cant also swallow a whole can of Spinach in a sec.. the guy who made this only takes the "realistic" turn when he wants to make the characters look bad. Shame on him

    • @conntoons_4848
      @conntoons_4848 4 роки тому

      Domina's Corner nice

  • @bad74maverick1
    @bad74maverick1 3 роки тому +311

    wow, Oliveoil put on a pound or two but Jonathan Frakes got frigging HUGE!

    • @ShamrockParticle
      @ShamrockParticle 3 роки тому +15

      🤣
      William T. Brutus

    • @johnplayzguitar1118
      @johnplayzguitar1118 3 роки тому +12

      This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while

    • @jameshollis3656
      @jameshollis3656 3 роки тому +7

      Bout time !!!

    • @SchwarzerWind
      @SchwarzerWind 3 роки тому +12

      It's all that aggressive sitting he did on ST:TNG. Got him swole.

    • @careful__Icarus
      @careful__Icarus 3 роки тому +4

      Well since Troi had that illicit affair with Barclay,ole Jonny aint been the same.

  • @timothymilhomme5249
    @timothymilhomme5249 3 роки тому +70

    What part of Popeye doesn’t get rusty
    The part he sticks in Olive Oyl

  • @aflomoviefilm
    @aflomoviefilm 10 років тому +223

    It's really difficult to make fart jokes funny....and this was f-ing hilarious!

  • @randymarsh3843
    @randymarsh3843 8 років тому +476

    I can honestly say I once had an exact fart like this. It sounded like someone just started at motorcycle and it lasted like 7 seconds. Who else had one of those?

    • @aregnav
      @aregnav 8 років тому +14

      I have those regularly..

    • @VerisimilitudeDude
      @VerisimilitudeDude 8 років тому +37

      +Randy Marsh I have, except mine sounded like a motorcycle and a chainsaw were having a battle.

    • @randymarsh3843
      @randymarsh3843 8 років тому +8

      ***** -- LMAO! You win!

    • @drumcorps0junkie
      @drumcorps0junkie 7 років тому +3

      Verisimilitude Dude 😅😷😆😷😅

    • @joeyghostx
      @joeyghostx 7 років тому +3

      Weeeellllll I did eat entire cans of spinash for the last 7 years

  • @projectmayhem6898
    @projectmayhem6898 3 роки тому +84

    Meanwhile on Chubby Emu: A merchant sailor ate an entire can of uncooked spinach in two seconds. Here is what happened to his digestive system.

    • @rydunning
      @rydunning 3 роки тому +5

      😂🤣😅 most brilliant comment!!!

    • @joshs8037
      @joshs8037 Рік тому +1

      😂😂😂😂💀

    • @joshs8037
      @joshs8037 Рік тому +1

      Hyperspinachemia, high spinach presence in blood.

    • @projectmayhem6898
      @projectmayhem6898 Рік тому +1

      @@joshs8037 I see you are also a man of culture.

  • @jasonrodgers9063
    @jasonrodgers9063 3 роки тому +218

    At 1:38- Bluto says- "Smells like low tide"! I almost DIED laughing!!!

    • @jamesoquinn9168
      @jamesoquinn9168 3 роки тому +9

      I did Die! Im communicating thru i-ouiji-phone.

    • @ryanmichael1298
      @ryanmichael1298 3 роки тому +4

      what a double entendre.

    • @Cabbitania
      @Cabbitania 3 роки тому +11

      and he said the exact same thing later that night...

    • @macmac8249
      @macmac8249 3 роки тому +6

      @@Cabbitania ahhhh.....nasty...

    • @dannybuck5911
      @dannybuck5911 2 роки тому +4

      Tears were rolling down my face at "It's absorbing into my beard...!!!!!"😀😃🤣😆😂

  • @JBoyle-jr9wb
    @JBoyle-jr9wb 8 років тому +122

    Best Popeye episode ever.

  • @LordMoku
    @LordMoku 10 років тому +200

    Some high-brow humor right here.
    You missed a trick by not having his arms deflate with the farts though.

    • @localdude2979
      @localdude2979 4 роки тому +2

      that wouldve been so unrealistic and the clip was pretty unrealistic itself even tho it was supposed to be realistic so idk

  • @Qrayon
    @Qrayon 3 роки тому +50

    He definitely should chew. Bluto's right. Digestion begins in the mouth.

  • @explorinjenkins349
    @explorinjenkins349 3 роки тому +77

    Bluto felt bad and came back. Lol.

  • @davidfoust4607
    @davidfoust4607 10 років тому +224

    if he was REALLY realistic, he would have told Olive "what the hell do I see in YOU? If you walked across a drainage grate, the only thing that would save you from completely falling in would be your nose."

    • @Eyebrows842
      @Eyebrows842 6 років тому +11

      David Foust and her huge feet

    • @jeffschiller8899
      @jeffschiller8899 6 років тому +6

      David Foust that's pretty fucking funny. I wish he would of said that.

    • @cradleofdeath123
      @cradleofdeath123 5 років тому +4

      This one time i accidentally came across some hentai of these guys... completely disturbed me...

  • @crashpal
    @crashpal 9 років тому +217

    ♫I'm Popeye the sailor man♫
    ♫I live in a garbage can♫
    ♫I love to eat worms♫
    ♫And spit out the germs♫
    ♫I'm Popeye the sailor man♫

    • @GALuigi
      @GALuigi 9 років тому +11

      ***** My grandpa sung that exact same verse to me as a little boy...

    • @PolishPleb
      @PolishPleb 9 років тому +9

      GA. Luigi My Grandpa died in Okinawa. This is a good conversation.

    • @GALuigi
      @GALuigi 9 років тому +4

      KiwiMurder1 My grandma was born in Okinawa. This is awkward.

    • @PolishPleb
      @PolishPleb 9 років тому +3

      To be honest, the Japanese were worse to the women then we were, they would strap bombs to them, and have them carry babies to lure us in and take the babies, then they would detonate her. Ya, my Grandpa like to talk about the war. My other one didn't though. He was in Normandy, France.

    • @dannyboidee
      @dannyboidee 8 років тому +4

      +Polish Pleb
      I was born in Okinawa...

  • @chrisz71
    @chrisz71 6 років тому +96

    I'm a mature adult with mature tastes in comedy, I'm a mature adult with mature tastes in comedy..... And I'm cracking up at a fart joke.

    • @JayNohh
      @JayNohh Рік тому

      And I'm replying to a 5 year old comment to say I agree.

  • @fattymcbastard6536
    @fattymcbastard6536 3 роки тому +25

    I love how they didn't react until after Popeye finished.

  • @michaelwarstler1931
    @michaelwarstler1931 10 років тому +238

    happens to my mom almost every week unfortunately

  • @godsu54n0
    @godsu54n0 9 років тому +48

    It's absorbing into my beard. Epic

  • @patrickpercefull8278
    @patrickpercefull8278 3 роки тому +63

    I show this to my 5 year old to get him to eat his vegetables at dinner. It works every time.

    • @ribbitgoesthedoglastnamehe4681
      @ribbitgoesthedoglastnamehe4681 3 роки тому +7

      You really have that 5 year old brain figured out.

    • @SlimBarista
      @SlimBarista 3 роки тому +11

      Popeye was literally the reason I ate spinach when I was 5.

    • @johnbowen2956
      @johnbowen2956 3 роки тому +5

      @@SlimBarista Me too

    • @zenkennystudios4648
      @zenkennystudios4648 3 роки тому +8

      @@SlimBarista Me too, I pestered my mom to buy me some, she said that's only a cartoon it don't work like that in real life. but she finally got me some. I couldn't believe how awful it tasted.but I forced it down and ran into the hall and attempted to push the walls apart, nothing happened. I should have been suspicious when he was able to suck it down though his pipe.

    • @SlimBarista
      @SlimBarista 3 роки тому +7

      @@zenkennystudios4648 Yeah I remember him chugging it down through his pipe was actually encouraging to me as a kid lol. It was my mom who kept pestering me, "you're gonna be strong like Popeye!", so I would eat it then look at my biceps and they're the same as Popeye's pre eating spinach lmao. Thanks for putting a smile on my face.

  • @salsalero1277
    @salsalero1277 6 років тому +18

    There's no way Popeyes pants were still white after that fart.

    • @Cyantiger7
      @Cyantiger7 Рік тому +4

      I made a little theme that would definitely agree with you.
      His white pants were finished from eating bad spinach he's Popeye the low tide man poot poot.

  • @fastertrackcreative
    @fastertrackcreative 8 років тому +61

    Is he still alive at the end of that?

    • @cooldudethebrony1753
      @cooldudethebrony1753 4 роки тому +3

      Fastertrack POKES STICK yep he’s dead

    • @localdude2979
      @localdude2979 4 роки тому +1

      @@cooldudethebrony1753 probably. In southpark is revealed that when someone dies he/she also farts and shits one last time (Check out Chef Dies)

  • @lilsingingsensation
    @lilsingingsensation 7 років тому +57

    I thought they were going to address Olive's noodle arms or her rail-thin body

    • @MrVariant
      @MrVariant 6 років тому +3

      lilsingingsensation lol but the spinach bit is true. Bluto was smart here lol I think of the ep where Popeye was the bad guy for forcing Olive to lose weight and Bluto let her do what she wanted

    • @parkesc7832
      @parkesc7832 4 роки тому

      broomstick legs, ew

  • @brunoboaz7656
    @brunoboaz7656 3 роки тому +37

    "Smells like low tide..." LMAO!

  • @gr8dvd
    @gr8dvd 2 роки тому +8

    That off-screen ‘voice’ actor nailed his 6art, deserves an Emmy.

  • @mraaronhd
    @mraaronhd 7 років тому +42

    I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!
    I'm Popeye the sai-ugh! Ohhhhh DAMN!!!
    I ates spinach alone
    Now I got kidney stones!
    I need a new diet plan!

  • @toxinsimbiote21
    @toxinsimbiote21 8 років тому +43

    Am I childish for wanting a 10 hour loop of that fart to be made?

    • @JohannesWiberg
      @JohannesWiberg 8 років тому +6

      +niko sorrentino I thought that was 10 hours already.

    • @oa9842
      @oa9842 6 років тому +1

      and play it on cspan, would be a nice improvement

    • @honeythecatfox817
      @honeythecatfox817 6 років тому +1

      niko sorrentino no

  • @expiredwater4118
    @expiredwater4118 3 роки тому +12

    When even the villain is concerned for the hero.

  • @superpaul583
    @superpaul583 3 роки тому +33

    Okay this should be Family Guy material as one of those cutscenes besides the one where Popeye had to go to the doctor. XDDDDDD

    • @jonnuanez2843
      @jonnuanez2843 3 роки тому +4

      Where the doctor tells him about the tumors in his forearms and speech impediment due to the stroke he suffered years ago.

  • @tottoafrica118
    @tottoafrica118 9 років тому +97

    that fart sounds relieving

  • @tomless
    @tomless 10 років тому +16

    See what happens when you eat your vegetables?

  • @conntoons_4848
    @conntoons_4848 4 роки тому +17

    “Spinach can experier?”

  • @nigozeroichi2501
    @nigozeroichi2501 3 роки тому +27

    I had food poisoning and, yeah that's almost exactly how it was, gotta remember that " smells like low tide" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @MkeKen67
      @MkeKen67 3 роки тому

      Like when the black-green slimy stuff hits the bowl. I always describe it as toxic waste. That's when I'm glad for the vent fan.

    • @Cyantiger7
      @Cyantiger7 2 роки тому

      I used to live on the coast for 6 years the worst smell that I could think of that was worse than low tide was a bunch of these stingless critters called purple sails washing up on the beach and rotting.

    • @gaunterodimmmastermirrors72
      @gaunterodimmmastermirrors72 Рік тому

      Idk if I had food poisoning per say, but couple of days back we had a cookout to celebrate the 4th early, and I ate myself a great helping of BBQ chicken(picky eater, so they hooked me up) then after some time passed I started to feel nauseated, and it lasted for two days.
      After that cookout, the next day I mean, I went to the bathroom like my life depended on it(was still nauseated at the time too). And what I did in that bathroom....eh, you know how a squid inks and it's all inky black...?
      That's how I was while feeling horrified....

  • @JPLetnick
    @JPLetnick 10 років тому +32

    Anyone else feel like that fart must have felt amazing?

    • @addanametocontinue
      @addanametocontinue 10 років тому +5

      Was thinking it the whole time, man. We've all been there, lol.

    • @somedude4219
      @somedude4219 10 років тому +4

      Better out than in. - Shrek

    • @pinkk0182
      @pinkk0182 9 років тому

      Heck yea

  • @josmo1363
    @josmo1363 2 роки тому +9

    "Smells like low tide"
    and people wonderer why I hate fishing

  • @TallSilentGuy
    @TallSilentGuy 3 роки тому +31

    I like this new sensible and mature Bluto. He should get his own spinoff.

  • @Techrat3D
    @Techrat3D 3 роки тому +14

    1:05 - And for heavens sake, DO NOT light a match!!! XD

  • @miloclarke6171
    @miloclarke6171 7 років тому +23

    Realistic Popeye
    opens a tin can with bare hands.... :(

  • @thevegetableaddict4625
    @thevegetableaddict4625 10 років тому +152

    Either Pete Holmes was high as shit while making this or he ran out of ideas.

    • @PsychoticNinja
      @PsychoticNinja 10 років тому +15

      Implying Pete Holmes had any ideas to begin with.

    • @thevegetableaddict4625
      @thevegetableaddict4625 10 років тому +2

      ***** LMAO!!!!

    • @joshmain1393
      @joshmain1393 10 років тому +10

      Maybe, but I'm high as shit now and I fucking love it

    • @GalenNight
      @GalenNight 10 років тому +1

      *****
      Oh Snap!

    • @Saintphoenix86
      @Saintphoenix86 10 років тому +1

      pete was just a host, i doubt he had any hand in writing any of the skits, just like jay leno and all the others

  • @lukelyon1781
    @lukelyon1781 3 роки тому +15

    Every time he says "IT'S NOT THE SPINACH" in response to her saying it's the spinach I lose a life and respawn😂😂😂

    • @infinitestare
      @infinitestare 5 місяців тому

      do you know how to load a saved game ?

  • @NibiruPrime2012
    @NibiruPrime2012 3 роки тому +27

    I had never questioned the freshness of canned spinach shown in a Popeye cartoon before ... until now.
    Maybe because it was a friggin’ cartoon, maybe?

  • @thecitizenoftheinternet1077
    @thecitizenoftheinternet1077 5 років тому +7

    1:05 We need a 10 hours version of this moment! XD

  • @sandler800
    @sandler800 8 років тому +41

    I laughed so hard I farted.

  • @BADGERBADGERISM
    @BADGERBADGERISM 3 роки тому +21

    this is my kind of entertainment

  • @DLJohnsonHonourofKings
    @DLJohnsonHonourofKings 3 роки тому +10

    Digestion begins with the mouth. 🤣🤣

  • @MrNotThatFamous
    @MrNotThatFamous 10 років тому +47

    Good god, he didn't shit his pants?

    • @SEXYCBO
      @SEXYCBO 10 років тому +16

      i actually think his heart gave out from farting like that....he stopped moving.

    • @farfernugent2667
      @farfernugent2667 10 років тому +4

      grass stain

    • @orangesoda4535
      @orangesoda4535 9 років тому

      Of course not! We are civilized people here, Mr. MrNotThatFamous! Such vulgar thoughts, ugh!

  • @davidjames666
    @davidjames666 3 роки тому +50

    before I knew my body can not digest sorbitol, i chewed an entire bag of gum sweetened with sorbitol. I literally blew up a dunkin donuts bathroom with shit that splattered 5 feet up the wall, and all over the floor and toilet

    • @phantom8926
      @phantom8926 3 роки тому +12

      This is the best comment here.

    • @gristlevonraben
      @gristlevonraben 3 роки тому +3

      This is awesome

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 3 роки тому +15

      As my son would say, "Did you get a video?"

    • @rayl7336
      @rayl7336 3 роки тому +4

      Did the same thing to a big lots bathroom,,was driving deliveries all day and mindlessly eating prunes out the bag. .came so close to not making it!!

    • @perrydowd9285
      @perrydowd9285 3 роки тому +3

      Thanks for sharing that. No I mean thanks for literally sharing that. 💩💩💩💩💩

  • @joescwayze8876
    @joescwayze8876 2 роки тому +1

    1:04 Popeye sounds like Quagmire when he says "OH GAWD!!" 😂😂😂

  • @timrosencrans7955
    @timrosencrans7955 3 роки тому +21

    This just made me go out and buy some canned spinach.

    • @dying101666
      @dying101666 3 роки тому +7

      check the expiration date.

    • @darlalathan6143
      @darlalathan6143 3 роки тому +1

      Usually, the regular Popeye cartoons do that, lol!

    • @STRIKE9606
      @STRIKE9606 2 роки тому

      @@darlalathan6143 exactly 😂

    • @zenbmonk1016
      @zenbmonk1016 Рік тому

      Make sure to chew first before swallowing.

  • @jault01
    @jault01 10 років тому +22

    I'm not sure why, but I laugh anytime someone explains something smelly as "it smells like low tide".

  • @wesleywarsmith1113
    @wesleywarsmith1113 6 років тому +3

    Never get into a elevator with a vegan

  • @dr.slushie8561
    @dr.slushie8561 6 років тому +3

    Even the bad guy is worried

  • @DrasticFox2004
    @DrasticFox2004 2 роки тому +20

    I was actually expecting them to curse, but now I can show this hilarious clip to my family (especially my dad, the #1 Popeye fan) 😂

  • @RBweb24
    @RBweb24 8 років тому +88

    Was this written by Seth McFarlan?

    • @RBweb24
      @RBweb24 8 років тому

      +LightCycle25 you could have fooled me. :)

    • @JohannesWiberg
      @JohannesWiberg 8 років тому

      +Randy Brown No, his Popeye spoof on Family Guy was actually funnier than this one (no dissing Pete Holmes, I love him, but he was bested here). See it (bad quality) here: watch?v=9Oa3FRQoQvo

    • @RBweb24
      @RBweb24 8 років тому

      +Johannes Wiberg I don't like family guy, but I'll believe you that it is funny then this.

    • @JohannesWiberg
      @JohannesWiberg 8 років тому

      Randy Brown I'm not the biggest Family Guy fan myself, but select pieces will have me laughing to bits.

    • @RBweb24
      @RBweb24 8 років тому

      +Johannes Wiberg yeah I'll only watch stewie and brian stuff if that.

  • @vitameat
    @vitameat 3 роки тому +13

    It could be even worse...imagine Wimpy getting E. Coli from his burgers!
    You won't get paid back next Tuesday...he'll be dead or broke from the
    medical bills!

  • @fricklet7210
    @fricklet7210 3 роки тому +11

    1:05 1:17 *When you eat Taco Bell and laxatives At the same time*

    • @williamhurt8512
      @williamhurt8512 3 роки тому

      taco bell has always been more than enough for me

    • @fricklet7210
      @fricklet7210 3 роки тому

      @@williamhurt8512
      yeah (Sorry for the late comment)

  • @judithsixkiller5586
    @judithsixkiller5586 3 роки тому +7

    "Moderation in all things is advisable."

  • @jonpatterson6316
    @jonpatterson6316 10 років тому +11

    It smells like low tide... genius

  • @HypercatZ
    @HypercatZ 6 років тому +5

    Man! I thought the video was about the fact Spinach don't make you strong. That was a legend born by a misprint that turned the 3.0 % of iron in spinach into 30%

  • @lostcivilization6036
    @lostcivilization6036 3 роки тому +3

    Smells like low tide. Didn't expect a belly laugh today. Thanks.

  • @dysfunctional_vet
    @dysfunctional_vet 2 роки тому +2

    having seen almost every cartoon ever made, i find this one very very well done. Bravo for a great creative work

  • @rampagephoenix1735
    @rampagephoenix1735 3 роки тому +7

    At least he let loose while he was outdoors; Thank goodness Popeye didnt blow his bowels indoors with those two trapped with him.
    What suprised me more than the fact that both Olive and Bluto just stood there and didn't bother to run from the fart was the fact that it wasnt implied that Popeye crapped himself; It was all gas but no green sludge, if you get my drift.

  • @geekunique8216
    @geekunique8216 10 років тому +4

    "Oh, it's absorbing into my beard!" HAHAHAHAHA!!

  • @wowalamoiz9489
    @wowalamoiz9489 3 роки тому +6

    1.) Olive Oil is disloyal for stupid reasons as usual.
    2.) Canned spinach can last a century, the expiry date is for when it stops tasting good
    3.) Popeye has guns the size of someone's head, I'd say his spinach exclusive diet is doing him well.

    • @OliveOyl12590
      @OliveOyl12590 2 роки тому

      I don't think Olive wants to hang around Popeye when he smokes that spinach all the time. Realistic Popeye would have smoked the spinach and Olive Oyl would pack on the pounds. That's why Bluto runs when Popeye smokes it.

  • @JohnHH59
    @JohnHH59 3 роки тому +10

    Seen this at least a dozen times now--I'm still laughing!!!!!!!!!

    • @MkeKen67
      @MkeKen67 3 роки тому

      Definitely the funniest flatulence in a video I've seen so far.

  • @michaelkastler8967
    @michaelkastler8967 10 років тому +4

    Mr. Popeye, those Lumps on your arms are Tumors. Don't you know your forearms aren't supposed to looks like that?

  • @RoScFan
    @RoScFan 3 роки тому +3

    Popeye single handedly caused global warming.

  • @MaskHysteria
    @MaskHysteria 3 роки тому +6

    Imagine if Popeye ate broccoli instead.

    • @tobyradloff
      @tobyradloff 3 роки тому +3

      Or if he grabbed a can of beans instead of a can of spinach.

  • @rockosbasilisk75
    @rockosbasilisk75 6 років тому +2

    0:19 "This looks like a job for me spinach!" I expected him to throw the can and say "Go get em boy!" then the can hits Olive bounces off her face into Blutos forehead knocking them both out- CARTOON OVER! LmaoxD

  • @MichelLima1000
    @MichelLima1000 10 років тому +8

    1:05 Barely, but I could feel the smell

  • @jocelynuy2922
    @jocelynuy2922 2 роки тому +3

    popeye: *farts* the subtitles *M U S I C*

  • @KoopaKool12
    @KoopaKool12 6 місяців тому

    0:59 The delivery of Olive oil's two lines got me.😂😂😂😂

  • @hungfao
    @hungfao 3 роки тому +6

    Bluto's killing me here.

  • @AlphaProto
    @AlphaProto 10 років тому +5

    I was expecting an abduction joke, but this still had me laughing out loud.
    Toilet humor for the win.

  • @Drixenol86
    @Drixenol86 6 років тому +2

    If bad spinach ye ingestin', you'll get indigestion says Popeye the Sailor Man!*toot* *toot*

  • @cultofthevoid5677
    @cultofthevoid5677 3 роки тому +2

    I can't blame her for leaving Popeye for Bluto.

  • @taylorshelton3267
    @taylorshelton3267 3 роки тому +5

    Usually when popeye eats spinach then he gets super strong and superfast however this time he got super sick and let out some super stinky farts. To popeye I will say smell you later.

  • @bobstark4020
    @bobstark4020 3 роки тому +3

    That was almost as epic as blazing saddles.

  • @billg3356
    @billg3356 3 роки тому +2

    "Digestion begins in the mouth. "

  • @webguy943
    @webguy943 2 роки тому

    7 years and i just watched this now.

  • @CAPSLOCKPUNDIT
    @CAPSLOCKPUNDIT 3 роки тому +7

    Wait...don't we at least get to see a garbage scow or ruptured sewer main in his bicep?