@@megaverner UA-cam was a good way to be popular. Although it has been more corporative and less sharing the experience with others with corporate tube now :o
I just realized something. I know the spokesman thing was based off of Demolition Man, but it seems almost prophetic of people getting sponsored on youtube now. Edit: Heck, even Spoony being forced to not curse is practically emblematic of new UA-cam.
In the doom style stages , you just follow Simon until he escapes and you will find the elevator. Took me 3-4 months to figure this out as a kid before the internet
Makes watching the old vids hurt alil though. I actually had a huge crush on him in 07. Was disappointed that he's several states away. But now....man, I don't know who that guy is. What happened to you Spoony :(
The baddies keep running around that corner and get killed one by one, even though there's an ever building pile of dead bodies right in front of them. So...like every other Sly and Arnold movie, then? lol
Also they send the deadly gang leader responsible for countless deaths to a cryo prison were he will not age at all and hope that when he gets out he takes up his new implnted task as a...idon'tknow....a baker
Street Cop: “We have a delicate hostage situation, 30 hostages at risk!” Police Chief: “Quick! Get me the guy who’s blown up so many buildings they gave him a nickname!”
wait wait wait ..something about the movie has always bugged me when spartan comes out she says "not many people get a second chance" but aren't they all being reprogrammed he becomes a seamstress ...so doesn't everyone get a second chance otherwise why bother with cryo prisons
Also, why give Phoenix skills that can be used to only enable him to further create violence and destruction? It couldn't have been to rehabilitate him as an officer of the law in the future. In this movie's future world, everything is typically peaceful. They even state themselves that they aren't trained to handle that level of violence. (Which is one of my favorite lines by the way.) So why would they give him advanced martial arts skills if they wanted to put him in a world where you arrest a criminal by asking politely? On top of that, why knitting of all things for the super-cop, who just so happens to be the only one fully capable to even stand a chance at taking Phoenix down? If they were going to implant anyone with the skills to fight terrorists and criminals, (which still doesn't make sense given they approach everything with non-violence) why not the aforementioned super-cop? I know he already has skills to deal with dangerous situations, but why not fill in the gaps with other useful skills that pertain to the dangers at hand? Whether you give Phoenix fighting skills or give John Spartan knitting, either way makes no sense. I know I'm harping on it, but when I spot something that doesn't make sense to me, my brain goes into sort of a hyper-focused state of OCD-filled knit-picking lol :P
If Taco Bell delivered, I'd be broke. (Take a note Taco Bell!!!) I can get an 'escort" to come to my door and the alcohol of my choice, crappy pizza but no Taco Bell?? What the hell is the point Taco Bell? It's almost 2015 already.
Lets not forget the one subtitle fuck up where he says, "30 bucks?!" And the subtitler puts 40. I NO CAN DO NUMBERS. On topic, I finally watched this movie today. The review absolutely makes sense now. Hahaha
Instead of saying "my big fat hairy balls" at the beginning of the car chase level he could have said "my big fat hairy Strategic Apprehension Computer" and avoided the swear fines from Taco Bell and Burton, haha. Very surprised that Spoony didn't use that joke lol.
в детстве люто доставляла игра. шокировало как она перекликалась с фильмом. после несов да сег 3до казался чем то футуристичным.особенно видеотиры. хотя когда в руки попала сони, то про 3до уже как то и не хотелось вспоминать
Ну дак она ж не моя была, лишь давали потягать на пару недель. Вот за это время и успел погонять в игр двадцать . У самого то та же ПС1 появилась спустя лишь пару лет..
dion woollaston You mean 'seize', I think, and if Canada made a surprise invasion, America would have a lot more than just the Northern border to worry about. Firstly, the Commonwealth. UK and South Africa to the East, Jamaica to the South and I dare say Mexico wouldn't mind joining them. Australia and India to the West, while South Korea is quite a close ally, who knows, maybe we'll give them Hawaii and Alaska in exchange for their support. As for the UN, they're getting pretty tired of the US's global nonsense. Has Guantanamo been closed yet? Seen to working off all that debt? Still got the largest prison population on Earth? I doubt they'd spend the money to put themselves in debt as well to try and come to their rescue. If anything, they might join the Commonwealth. Hey, North Korea's hatred for America is likely unparalleled by any other nation on Earth, we just might see the North and South fight side by side, almost like a unified Korea for the first time since, what was is, 1945? 1949? Helping the Aussies and Indians in invading the West. It pays to have friends. Hey, speaking of Alaska, maybe Russia will do their part so they could get that part of North America back! Sold it to em, when was it, mid 1800s? Bring their men across where Sarah thinks she can see them from her back yard, take Alaska, then curb South, trot down British Columbia, have a nice toke on the way, then help us hammer into North West mainland US. If we start now, it'll be over before Christmas. As much as that's gone horribly in the past, expecting wars to be finished by the time Saint Nick starts his worldly flight, I truly do believe that such a well community, well focused, and well encompassed effort on the US would not take long before ultimate victory would be gained. Then, let the pizza be sliced, everyone can have their parts. New England back to England? Great lakes area given to Canada perhaps, Alaska likely given to Russia if they joined in. Some Southern States to Mexico, perhaps give Jamaica Florida, the West coast could be divided between Korea, Australia and India, perhaps South Africa could get a portion of Central America, etc. EVERYONE GETS THEIR SLICE! Thus, the world enters a new age of peace, enlightenment, and educational advancement. The End.
dion woollaston US troops are stationed all over the world, not all that many on the homefront. You think the US could handle a front in every direction? Even with the largely untrained Militia (you know, the armed populous), the advance into US territory would be quick and devastating. A civilian with a rifle is nothing compared to a trained soldier. Even if they were keen on tactics, even if they were friggin EX-MILITARY! They don't have the resources, they don't have the technology, the Naval advantage, the advantage of Air Force, and likely wouldn't have armour either, or a proper helmet. American losses would be devastating, while comparatively, all the nations invading would be suffering far fewer losses.
I'm glad Spoony reviewed a 3DO game. I also liked it when the AVGN did it too. With their games you never knew what you were gonna get. Some of them were pretty cool, but most of them sucked ass, LOL!
AVGN started in May of 2004 with his review of Simon's Quest. Spoony started the experiment with Bayou Billy in 2007. Spoony wasn't sponsored by Taco Bell. In the Demolition Man movie, Taco Bell got huge product placement. There's a scene in the movie (you can look it up on youtube) where it's explained that Taco Bell is the only place you can go out to eat, and when they go there, it's an upscale restaurant.
God demn it what happen spoony din't use to by so butt hurd like a TJkirk or fraking jemas rolf i min before i did go to college this guy practicaly cheard my dipresing days out . What evar his problem is now a days he needs to fix it before bad carma destroys him . Whit is ad thet am saying abouth him evan know thet almost evry one of TGWG hass a corps in the colsed in one form or anouther . End no i am not saying all of them i am saying molst of them end not in a bad way but in a let keep on eye on them just for savety magers .
Mike Tremamunno i don't know use a trasloter if you a to dum . To fix the words so thet you can understand them . You fraking school failer . Is 21 cenory end you a to butt hurd to do 4 min work on you own
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I miss this whole era of youtube
Technically, this wasn't even made for youtube. I think this was made for either revvr or blip.
Same
@@megaverner UA-cam was a good way to be popular. Although it has been more corporative and less sharing the experience with others with corporate tube now :o
@@megaverner UA-cam is where people saw it.
@@palmpilot304 Yeah, nah, not ten years ago. Those were different times. Good times.
"This level sounds like I´m being attacked by Danny Elfman and Tim Burton." - Genius
I'm so glad most of his old reviews were archived, even if it's with russian subs.
I love how Spoony references Blade Runner LITERALLY every time a blimp with a video screen shows up in a game. That's why I love him. Haha
After all these years, I still fall asleep to Spoony.
Same here
I miss being able to comment on Spoony's videos.
Right. This is classic, too.
+James Roseboom (PKHT Jim) We all miss it. I love his work.
+James Roseboom (PKHT Jim) Why did he disable the comment section?
but that movie sucked wtf
+DJ Luongo Nonsense, People criticised him for taking patreon money and not delivering for a months.
Yes because content creators deserve no money and should only work for free. They have no need to pay rent, utilities, or buy food to eat.
Look at that intro. The bastard predicted 2019 youtube more than a decade before the fact
Spoony, the poster boy for wasted talent.
The Taco Bell bag he showed just totally dated this video and I LOVE IT
Sly runs like the characters in The Incredible Bulk
1:51 this part including the movie demolitian man itself are prophetic
The golden era of Spoony...what happened we cannot say...but a return to form is surely on the way...
what do you mean?
i'm not sure, i just really want him to do more of his old style of reviews.
nameless noone yeah he needs to make more final fantasy type reviews. never understood why he doesn't have a lot of fans
he has droves of fans, he just has a lot of haters too after alll the kerfuffle but they don't matter a damn.
I wish.
What...Spoony's shocked that a handgun can take out a helicopter? Obviously he never played Virtua Cop 2.
SMAXZO or the Time Crisis series, where a handgun can take out a tank.
idontknow164
Hell, in VC2, one of the bosses is a tank with crane arms.
Spoony we miss you
Spoony: Sometimes there's 2 or 3 guys down there.
Subtitles: 3 or 4 guys.
I just realized something. I know the spokesman thing was based off of Demolition Man, but it seems almost prophetic of people getting sponsored on youtube now.
Edit: Heck, even Spoony being forced to not curse is practically emblematic of new UA-cam.
In the doom style stages , you just follow Simon until he escapes and you will find the elevator. Took me 3-4 months to figure this out as a kid before the internet
For the past few years I just assumed the Spoony I used to know died...I'm waiting for his return, which I know will never happen.
He will live on in our hearts.
LORDOFRYAN same brother, same
Makes watching the old vids hurt alil though. I actually had a huge crush on him in 07. Was disappointed that he's several states away. But now....man, I don't know who that guy is. What happened to you Spoony :(
@David R depression, despair, he's just not doing anything with himself, he still tweets.
I beat this game in 1995 . Took me the entire year.
The baddies keep running around that corner and get killed one by one, even though there's an ever building pile of dead bodies right in front of them. So...like every other Sly and Arnold movie, then? lol
don't forget assasins creed lol. I did a double assassination they just go to the bodies and stare at them for a bit. X.X
Also they send the deadly gang leader responsible for countless deaths to a cryo prison were he will not age at all and hope that when he gets out he takes up his new implnted task as a...idon'tknow....a baker
Street Cop: “We have a delicate hostage situation, 30 hostages at risk!”
Police Chief: “Quick! Get me the guy who’s blown up so many buildings they gave him a nickname!”
wait wait wait ..something about the movie has always bugged me
when spartan comes out she says
"not many people get a second chance"
but aren't they all being reprogrammed
he becomes a seamstress ...so doesn't everyone get a second chance
otherwise why bother with cryo prisons
well, i see the problem right there. stop using logic, then it makes sense.
A second chance at being a cop?
+David Dunn actually she refered to that incident that the Demolition Man isn't altered and reprogramed or enhanced like Pheeeeeenix ^^
He's sewing and has a desire to sew so yeah
Also, why give Phoenix skills that can be used to only enable him to further create violence and destruction? It couldn't have been to rehabilitate him as an officer of the law in the future. In this movie's future world, everything is typically peaceful. They even state themselves that they aren't trained to handle that level of violence. (Which is one of my favorite lines by the way.) So why would they give him advanced martial arts skills if they wanted to put him in a world where you arrest a criminal by asking politely?
On top of that, why knitting of all things for the super-cop, who just so happens to be the only one fully capable to even stand a chance at taking Phoenix down? If they were going to implant anyone with the skills to fight terrorists and criminals, (which still doesn't make sense given they approach everything with non-violence) why not the aforementioned super-cop? I know he already has skills to deal with dangerous situations, but why not fill in the gaps with other useful skills that pertain to the dangers at hand?
Whether you give Phoenix fighting skills or give John Spartan knitting, either way makes no sense. I know I'm harping on it, but when I spot something that doesn't make sense to me, my brain goes into sort of a hyper-focused state of OCD-filled knit-picking lol :P
>Thirty bucks?!
Сорок баксов!
Actually that "Danny Elfman" music IS from the movie during the car chase scene
5:24 Linkara?
no 90's kid
I really loved my 3DO. What a weird time for consoles.
As a fan of the movie from the day it came out I'm glad I never heard of this game
If Taco Bell delivered, I'd be broke. (Take a note Taco Bell!!!) I can get an 'escort" to come to my door and the alcohol of my choice, crappy pizza but no Taco Bell?? What the hell is the point Taco Bell? It's almost 2015 already.
RodRoy McCool KFC and McDonald's have started delivery services
Lets not forget the one subtitle fuck up where he says, "30 bucks?!" And the subtitler puts 40. I NO CAN DO NUMBERS. On topic, I finally watched this movie today. The review absolutely makes sense now. Hahaha
Instead of saying "my big fat hairy balls" at the beginning of the car chase level he could have said "my big fat hairy Strategic Apprehension Computer" and avoided the swear fines from Taco Bell and Burton, haha. Very surprised that Spoony didn't use that joke lol.
6:02
Wigger Attack!
(20:27) Which movie is that clip from?
The Karate Kid.
wait is that rob snider with Sandra bullock what movie is that from
Demolition Man. It's the same movie of the game that Spoony is reviewing here
ha he said frelling, always figured him for a farscape fan.
what's the music during the game scene?
17:13 Самое смешное, что нужно было не ходить по лабиринтам и искать выход вслепую, а следовать за Сайманом, который и должен был привезти к лифту :)
lmao ANY FUCKING TIME Sweetheart
17:41 17:42 17:43 17:44
Уххх, помнится играл я в эту игру в детстве на 3DO... Ностальгия)
в детстве люто доставляла игра.
шокировало как она перекликалась с фильмом. после несов да сег 3до казался чем то футуристичным.особенно видеотиры.
хотя когда в руки попала сони, то про 3до уже как то и не хотелось вспоминать
Ну дак она ж не моя была, лишь давали потягать на пару недель.
Вот за это время и успел погонять в игр двадцать . У самого то та же ПС1 появилась спустя лишь пару лет..
what no "toasty" moment
God I love spoony
Джакооооодааааааа!
Ой тут нету Рэба
Ошибок в переводе как-то многовато >_
Is that a Canadian Flag on the remote controlled tank? lol
Mabye it's from the surprise invasion from Canada to sease the warm states of America
dion woollaston
You mean 'seize', I think, and if Canada made a surprise invasion, America would have a lot more than just the Northern border to worry about. Firstly, the Commonwealth. UK and South Africa to the East, Jamaica to the South and I dare say Mexico wouldn't mind joining them. Australia and India to the West, while South Korea is quite a close ally, who knows, maybe we'll give them Hawaii and Alaska in exchange for their support.
As for the UN, they're getting pretty tired of the US's global nonsense. Has Guantanamo been closed yet? Seen to working off all that debt? Still got the largest prison population on Earth? I doubt they'd spend the money to put themselves in debt as well to try and come to their rescue. If anything, they might join the Commonwealth. Hey, North Korea's hatred for America is likely unparalleled by any other nation on Earth, we just might see the North and South fight side by side, almost like a unified Korea for the first time since, what was is, 1945? 1949? Helping the Aussies and Indians in invading the West.
It pays to have friends. Hey, speaking of Alaska, maybe Russia will do their part so they could get that part of North America back! Sold it to em, when was it, mid 1800s? Bring their men across where Sarah thinks she can see them from her back yard, take Alaska, then curb South, trot down British Columbia, have a nice toke on the way, then help us hammer into North West mainland US. If we start now, it'll be over before Christmas. As much as that's gone horribly in the past, expecting wars to be finished by the time Saint Nick starts his worldly flight, I truly do believe that such a well community, well focused, and well encompassed effort on the US would not take long before ultimate victory would be gained.
Then, let the pizza be sliced, everyone can have their parts. New England back to England? Great lakes area given to Canada perhaps, Alaska likely given to Russia if they joined in. Some Southern States to Mexico, perhaps give Jamaica Florida, the West coast could be divided between Korea, Australia and India, perhaps South Africa could get a portion of Central America, etc. EVERYONE GETS THEIR SLICE! Thus, the world enters a new age of peace, enlightenment, and educational advancement.
The End.
Or america becomes like the trenches of world war one fyi i was joking
dion woollaston
US troops are stationed all over the world, not all that many on the homefront. You think the US could handle a front in every direction? Even with the largely untrained Militia (you know, the armed populous), the advance into US territory would be quick and devastating. A civilian with a rifle is nothing compared to a trained soldier. Even if they were keen on tactics, even if they were friggin EX-MILITARY! They don't have the resources, they don't have the technology, the Naval advantage, the advantage of Air Force, and likely wouldn't have armour either, or a proper helmet.
American losses would be devastating, while comparatively, all the nations invading would be suffering far fewer losses.
If the vietnam war has tought us any thing might dosent make right it also taugh us the home team has an advanage
22:53 22:54
I'm glad Spoony reviewed a 3DO game. I also liked it when the AVGN did it too. With their games you never knew what you were gonna get. Some of them were pretty cool, but most of them sucked ass, LOL!
I look back on these videos with question. What came first, AVGN or Spooney? Did Spooney really get sponsored by Taco Bell?
AVGN started in May of 2004 with his review of Simon's Quest. Spoony started the experiment with Bayou Billy in 2007.
Spoony wasn't sponsored by Taco Bell. In the Demolition Man movie, Taco Bell got huge product placement. There's a scene in the movie (you can look it up on youtube) where it's explained that Taco Bell is the only place you can go out to eat, and when they go there, it's an upscale restaurant.
Куча ошибок в переводе
Review judge dredd
Probably should give up exporting videos, too.
2020
Гад ты мажористый, 3DO в то время хер купишь было, она дороже соньки первой была :(
Once again, great movie, shitty game. I do wonder how much Sly Stallone got paid to appear in it, though!
Why do russians have sixes and backward E's
why not ? )
Hilarious
God demn it what happen spoony din't use to by so butt hurd like a TJkirk or fraking jemas rolf i min before i did go to college this guy practicaly cheard my dipresing days out .
What evar his problem is now a days he needs to fix it before bad carma destroys him .
Whit is ad thet am saying abouth him evan know thet almost evry one of TGWG hass a corps in the colsed in one form or anouther .
End no i am not saying all of them i am saying molst of them end not in a bad way but in a let keep on eye on them just for savety magers .
Duede waht??!!?
Mike Tremamunno i don't know use a trasloter if you a to dum .
To fix the words so thet you can understand them .
You fraking school failer .
Is 21 cenory end you a to butt hurd to do 4 min work on you own
+demonyes chaos theory (demonyes) oonn I unerdsatnd tehm perfctly fnie myabe tthat sya moer buot me tehm u??!!??? 😰
Mkjjkj
this subtitles are horrible in general. Like really really bad. This person should give up translating stuff forever.