Making Fun of G-RATED TWILIGHT *LIAR LIAR VAMPIRE*

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  • @michelle3955
    @michelle3955 3 роки тому +4402

    “I just need some murder. That’s what this movie needs. Fuck wit. I don’t need wit. I need murder.”
    *He said that so calmly*

    • @calistusjay60
      @calistusjay60 3 роки тому +77

      Throwback to when he watched Heathers, a story entirely revolving around sexy girls and murder and he didn't get it.

    • @_.elena_
      @_.elena_ 3 роки тому +6

      @@calistusjay60 didnt he say there was too much murder or was that from a different video?

    • @calistusjay60
      @calistusjay60 3 роки тому +17

      @@_.elena_ he did. And didn’t get any of the jokes lmao. Big straight boy moment.

    • @the-amazing-karnak
      @the-amazing-karnak 3 роки тому +2

      Me in every movie

    • @thewayshelovedyou
      @thewayshelovedyou 2 дні тому

      me

  • @addisonblawat7698
    @addisonblawat7698 3 роки тому +3175

    Dylan: Watches shitty movie knowing it will be shitty
    Movie: Is shitty
    Dylan: Proceeds to be angered by the movie for being shitty

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 3 роки тому +87

      Watching him get angry is more entertaining than watching him passively accept the shittiness idk what yall want

    • @isaiahmedina3621
      @isaiahmedina3621 3 роки тому +3

      lol

    • @Princessj613
      @Princessj613 3 роки тому +1

      He knw that the movie would be shitty and got mad when it was wow

    • @kathyxli24
      @kathyxli24 3 роки тому +6

      unless there’s a sudden murder lol

    • @mj5697
      @mj5697 3 роки тому +1

      Dylan and I have that in common 😅

  • @tanishasingh4457
    @tanishasingh4457 3 роки тому +7323

    WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT " Why do you have a Twilight poster? Its feels so good to be represented. My people have been so discriminated against." PLS THE WAY HE SAID THAT IS HILARIOUSSSSS

    • @hopper6094
      @hopper6094 3 роки тому +34

      Fr

    • @rinneston
      @rinneston 3 роки тому +15

      Yes!!!

    • @valsalas666
      @valsalas666 3 роки тому +29

      10:43 lmao

    • @SAAAA1998
      @SAAAA1998 2 роки тому +53

      deadass i choked on the "my people are being so discriminated against" LMAOO

    • @mike-si4bd
      @mike-si4bd 2 роки тому +3

      ahead of his time

  • @ashleewilkie454
    @ashleewilkie454 3 роки тому +3366

    " Nana is legally blind."
    Dylan- "Oh your nana is Reese Witherspoon." Bruh that killed me. 😂😂

    • @akaissy
      @akaissy 3 роки тому +72

      I feel like that joke flew over everyone’s head or we have a super simple sense of humour🤣

    • @TheStepmonkey
      @TheStepmonkey 2 роки тому +10

      What does he mean? I didn’t understand that 🥴

    • @ashleewilkie454
      @ashleewilkie454 2 роки тому +4

      @@TheStepmonkey I honestly don't remember it's been a while.

    • @TheNoobler
      @TheNoobler 2 роки тому +64

      @@TheStepmonkey The joke is "Nana is legally blind" and Reese Witherspoon was in the movie Legally Blonde, lol.

    • @TheStepmonkey
      @TheStepmonkey 2 роки тому +8

      @@TheNoobler Get it now lol thanks

  • @loveandcupcakes100
    @loveandcupcakes100 3 роки тому +2972

    “Mom, can we get ‘my babysitter’s a vampire’?”
    “We have ‘my babysitter’s a vampire’ at home”
    My babysitter’s a vampire at home:

  • @anushajain9927
    @anushajain9927 3 роки тому +4165

    *Dylan:* **watches a Nickelodeon movie knowing it will be awful**
    *Movie:* **is awful**
    *Dylan:* **insert shocked pikachu reaction meme**

  • @maxcava268
    @maxcava268 3 роки тому +2166

    "Ah yes, everyone will believe that the attractive white guy who's able to performe very complicated flips and combat moves and could probably beat all the bullies of the school in combat, is uncool and could be easily bullied on his first day" - The writers of this movie

    • @FireflyArc
      @FireflyArc 3 роки тому +34

      that pretend scene at the beginning was *awesome* it was childish yeah a bit I guess but he thought he had actually found someone wanting to play along. :D he might be..12? 13 or so i'm not sure. this kind of reminds me of bridge to Terabithiaia

    • @maxcava268
      @maxcava268 3 роки тому +61

      @@FireflyArc He's in high-school, he's clearly not 12 xD

    • @deannaw9128
      @deannaw9128 Рік тому +2

      ​@@FireflyArc lmao 12 or 13? I know this comment is far from recent, but you're legitimately scaring me. Who could POSSIBLY believe such a thing? Wow! Just...wow!!

    • @hialmondjoy4592
      @hialmondjoy4592 Рік тому +3

      @@deannaw9128 Either they've accidently commented under the wrong video... or Dawson's creek casting altered their perception of reality

  • @jessicaable5095
    @jessicaable5095 3 роки тому +1325

    Was I the only one who thought the twist was gunna be "the quirky friend was the vampire all along".
    Guys, that would have explained the smirking, the hat, the bullshit vampire lore, the social outcastiness, and I noticed she was sitting in the shade of her porch when they first met. Wouldn't that have been cool?

    • @dishadharmraj6986
      @dishadharmraj6986 3 роки тому +17

      I thought it was going to be that!

    • @dniyaw2010
      @dniyaw2010 2 роки тому +2

      Fr

    • @pixiestxNyomouf
      @pixiestxNyomouf 2 роки тому +43

      Me disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

    • @ahr4296
      @ahr4296 2 роки тому +11

      I'm only a bit thru the video and I saw this comment and I had this exact assumption! Why else would she be like that?? Aaargh!

    • @rhiananwhipps9849
      @rhiananwhipps9849 Рік тому

      @@angelemeana2754 you are really repeating yourself alot there 😂

  • @by_blood
    @by_blood 3 роки тому +8648

    A cool plot twist would be if he was actually a vampire and he did the whole fake vampire thing so that no one would suspect him for being a real one.

    • @jazzjazzington8244
      @jazzjazzington8244 3 роки тому +616

      I was hoping so badly it would end like that. Like if at least one person in the movie ended up being a supernatural creature but nah they all boring humans.

    • @hannyherrera6728
      @hannyherrera6728 3 роки тому +316

      @@jazzjazzington8244 ik i was lowkey hoping it was the blonde "mean" girl(idk her name) was a vampire and that was the secret in the video.

    • @hallyholly5375
      @hallyholly5375 3 роки тому +9

      Yeees

    • @frqnkenst13n4x7
      @frqnkenst13n4x7 3 роки тому +26

      Nick doesn’t have the money for that... ❤️

    • @kendracozier7478
      @kendracozier7478 3 роки тому +4

      Exactly

  • @vieenrose7340
    @vieenrose7340 3 роки тому +3605

    I haven’t seen Dylan get psychotic like this since Princess Protection Program

  • @yazmineselva3335
    @yazmineselva3335 3 роки тому +2199

    Funny thing is that Twilight actually has a parody called "Vampires Suck" and it's really funny. It's been years since I've seen it personally, but in sure it still holds up.

    • @clairetaylor8929
      @clairetaylor8929 3 роки тому +72

      It’s pretty amusing . I still watch it from time to time

    • @Marie-Fey40
      @Marie-Fey40 2 роки тому +15

      I have watched it and yeah, it is funny

    • @bethanywillis7443
      @bethanywillis7443 2 роки тому +29

      My aunt played a member of the vampire’s family that attacks the main Character when she bleeds in the wineglasses

    • @orangeants
      @orangeants 2 роки тому +16

      @@bethanywillis7443 omg which one
      She should know that the movie runs on indian network TV all the time and like, everyone in a certain demographic has seen it here

    • @gowri7004
      @gowri7004 2 роки тому +4

      @@bethanywillis7443 which?

  • @anna.schrodis2384
    @anna.schrodis2384 3 роки тому +1019

    "she's legally blind"
    "Oh is she Reese Witherspoon?"
    DYLAN

    • @Tori-su2kl
      @Tori-su2kl 3 роки тому +26

      Oh my gosh. Idk why but reading your comment finally made me get the joke 🤣🤦

    • @meliycon-roma4112
      @meliycon-roma4112 2 роки тому +5

      LMAOAO

  • @natashahuttly3793
    @natashahuttly3793 3 роки тому +2722

    Why is nobody talking about this joke
    She‘s legally blind
    Dylan: so his grandma is reese Witherspoon huh?
    -I died

  • @morganbaines4996
    @morganbaines4996 3 роки тому +10450

    Dylan is more committed to proving he isn't Australian than finishing a book he's been writing for 3 years EDIT: It's been 5 years and the book has still not been written, Dylan recently made a video where he kept referring to his lack of author status. I am willing to put money on a bet that no book will be published in a further 2 years.

    • @pixiestxNyomouf
      @pixiestxNyomouf 3 роки тому +381

      Priorities

    • @amandatidey5751
      @amandatidey5751 3 роки тому +369

      Hahahah his first book has now changed to "How to tell when someone is not Austrailian...probably"

    • @andrejastankunaite1829
      @andrejastankunaite1829 3 роки тому +61

      I dont think he is writing it at all. Especially after his little comment about it in this video :Ddd

    • @ZeroOhClock
      @ZeroOhClock 3 роки тому +94

      Books are hard 😅

    • @justayoutubecommentator3059
      @justayoutubecommentator3059 3 роки тому +7

      @@andrejastankunaite1829 wdym?

  • @eli7928
    @eli7928 3 роки тому +1222

    I’ve been scrolling for hours, is no one gonna talk about “beat his ass with you pipe” 21:07

    • @ari101aracely
      @ari101aracely 3 роки тому +94

      THANK YOU!!!! For a second there I was like: “Really? Is it just me?” That was a fucking gem, though!! I literally busted out laughing!

    • @ajlahasanbasic
      @ajlahasanbasic 3 роки тому +93

      The awkward silence following the delivery *chef's kiss*

    • @nock3149
      @nock3149 3 роки тому +32

      EXACTLY

    • @ximeodio9511
      @ximeodio9511 3 роки тому +40

      I literally stopped the video and went STRAIGHT to the comments

    • @lunaxxx4791
      @lunaxxx4791 3 роки тому +9

      @@ximeodio9511 SAME

  • @legend4real169
    @legend4real169 3 роки тому +762

    The accent thing is basically like what everyone says about hardin’s actor from after

    • @devinwalker4161
      @devinwalker4161 2 роки тому +27

      Yo, that is exactly what I said to myself

  • @sashaprayogo9699
    @sashaprayogo9699 3 роки тому +5958

    "He's a fake Australian."
    *the actor was literally born in Melbourne*

    • @MiffyXL
      @MiffyXL 3 роки тому +168

      TBF out of all the Cities, people most confuse Melbourne travellers for British ones... So we "kinda" are fake. (Also the whole Australia doesn't exist theory ;))

    • @martychisnall
      @martychisnall 3 роки тому +67

      He thought he was British at first so he’s clearly terrible at accents

    • @kmhkennedy
      @kmhkennedy 3 роки тому +4

      RiversideOtter I mean, it’s theory.... but also kind of true.

    • @Arreis_004
      @Arreis_004 3 роки тому +10

      Still fake. Even my accent is better then his

    • @nanhty8321
      @nanhty8321 3 роки тому +46

      isn't he the guy from nowhere boys?

  • @hannelie5191
    @hannelie5191 3 роки тому +6092

    I feel compelled to remind Dylan that he CHOSE to watch this over 17 Again

    • @eowynsisterdaughter
      @eowynsisterdaughter 3 роки тому +231

      I'm really looking forward to that reaction, I quite enjoyed that film, and whether Dylan roasts it or not, it'll be fun

    • @Anna-fc5pk
      @Anna-fc5pk 3 роки тому +169

      Yeah 17 again is one of those movies that’s very very questionable in terms of... my morals, but also kinda hilarious and therefore incredible

    • @Taylornxchole
      @Taylornxchole 3 роки тому +33

      OMG HE NEEDS TO WATCH IT SO BAD

    • @tonnette-gailmiller5318
      @tonnette-gailmiller5318 3 роки тому +40

      Careful he might not watch it

    • @stellurwill7883
      @stellurwill7883 3 роки тому +19

      Yeah, he said before that he will intentionally avoid watching your recommendations just to be petty lol.

  • @naominsempach8865
    @naominsempach8865 2 роки тому +311

    actually I love that they show this girl with the no-expression expression because it’s probably imitating Bella.

  • @Hey_Jamie
    @Hey_Jamie 3 роки тому +309

    “Stop! Stop showing her! Cause I don’t know what she’s thinking!”
    Sooooo you mean, like Edward when he first saw Bella?
    Hello...

  • @crystalrose_pa
    @crystalrose_pa 3 роки тому +1605

    I kinda wish some random side character would have turned out to actually be a vampire and was just watching everything going on like "Wtf?"

    • @luthientinuviel3883
      @luthientinuviel3883 3 роки тому +146

      That would have been a fun twist! Like somebody's faking being a vampire, but then there was real one all along who is more of an old-school vampire instead of a twilight type

    • @dh031729
      @dh031729 3 роки тому +71

      I actually predicted that the girlfriend would be a vampire but it didn't happen :(

    • @kiakamill
      @kiakamill 3 роки тому +21

      Why couldnt you have wrote this movie

    • @excessivelyfangirlingbookw3339
      @excessivelyfangirlingbookw3339 3 роки тому +11

      I hoped the weird kid with the hat would be one

    • @randomgirlxrulz
      @randomgirlxrulz 3 роки тому +17

      Dude that's so big brain. The movie might have actually been good if that happened

  • @tiamather3537
    @tiamather3537 3 роки тому +7220

    Dylan watching a movie made for 7 year olds:
    Where’s the MURDER

    • @tiamather3537
      @tiamather3537 3 роки тому +9

      @magic life lmao thank you

    • @hopper6094
      @hopper6094 3 роки тому +8

      @@tiamather3537 813th like 😀

    • @tiamather3537
      @tiamather3537 3 роки тому +7

      @@hopper6094 thanks for the update! Also nice username

    • @hopper6094
      @hopper6094 3 роки тому +2

      @@tiamather3537 thanks, I like your name too

    • @kaminaridenki6833
      @kaminaridenki6833 3 роки тому +2

      Your 1.3k cool

  • @jules6249
    @jules6249 3 роки тому +544

    dylan at literally every movie: this would be so much better if someone got murdered
    are you ok?

  • @themimsy
    @themimsy 2 роки тому +245

    “It has Bible stuff… crime stuff…”
    *me, a Christian into murder mysteries*: “go on…”

  • @sabrinakelly5267
    @sabrinakelly5267 3 роки тому +592

    The movie: Shows his AUSTRALIAN birth certificate
    Dylan: He's faking it! FAKE! It's a lie

  • @victoriabryer4710
    @victoriabryer4710 3 роки тому +414

    "Don't look at him"
    "He's got a good set of facial bones, constructed in a pleasing way"
    😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @kadda3003
    @kadda3003 2 роки тому +234

    I was so rooting for him to be an actual vampire pretending to be a normal teen pretending to be a vampire....

  • @taureananonymity6207
    @taureananonymity6207 3 роки тому +820

    "I know what you are"
    "Say it"
    "An AUSTRALIAN"
    😅

  • @banellyvega3107
    @banellyvega3107 3 роки тому +1693

    I literally didn't think anything bad when he said "and then I hit puberty" until he tried to justify himself. Like man could have just stayed quiet and moved on and nobody would have questioned him😭😭

  • @ughitsamelia
    @ughitsamelia 3 роки тому +290

    "there's a comedic way to squish a cupcake, and that was not it"

  • @luellamoon6650
    @luellamoon6650 3 роки тому +188

    As an Australian, I like to refer to myself as a British Texan. 💂🏻‍♀️🤠

    • @emilybarker3240
      @emilybarker3240 3 роки тому +28

      Im a Texan and when I went to Australia I was like ...wow.... this is Texas but with a British flair

    • @michelslaura
      @michelslaura 2 роки тому +7

      That's awesome !

  • @alexual2176
    @alexual2176 3 роки тому +2367

    at this point i’m convinced Dylan’s book is just him taking the plots to all of these awful movies and melding them into one massive Rick Roll.

    • @lizzm986
      @lizzm986 3 роки тому +51

      God I hope so

    • @MsCupcakeloveer
      @MsCupcakeloveer 3 роки тому +57

      And then just massacre all the characters in the end.

    • @sophiadavid1340
      @sophiadavid1340 3 роки тому +1

      @@MsCupcakeloveer hahahaha that’s exactly what he’d do

    • @lilymorgenstern512
      @lilymorgenstern512 3 роки тому

      @@MsCupcakeloveer But we should not forget the spanking first!

    • @MsCupcakeloveer
      @MsCupcakeloveer 3 роки тому

      @@lilymorgenstern512 Or after, no kinkshaming here!!

  • @dariakhokhlova3084
    @dariakhokhlova3084 3 роки тому +1492

    I kept waiting for the plot twist where either the guy is so good at faking it he gets the attention of the actual local vampires, or where it turns out that the quirky girl is in fact a vampire and is just using him to deflect the attention from herself.

    • @kiatz33
      @kiatz33 3 роки тому +111

      I really thought she was the vampire 🤡

    • @sofiyatur7803
      @sofiyatur7803 3 роки тому +30

      HAHAHAH THIS IS SO GOOD I WISH

    • @audreymoria5809
      @audreymoria5809 3 роки тому +2

      Wow

    • @ifyouknowyouknow7292
      @ifyouknowyouknow7292 3 роки тому +15

      now that's a better plot than how this movie went

    • @aliandrahartwell3597
      @aliandrahartwell3597 3 роки тому +6

      You literally wrote two far superior movies in one paragraph 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nemmahsalyta771
    @nemmahsalyta771 3 роки тому +386

    2018: I have book is coming
    2019: My book is coming, I just making sure it's perfect
    2020:My book is coming
    2021: I ADDED THE PARNsTS IN SUCH A GOOD WAY....
    And way more to come.

    • @k3vin0fficials80
      @k3vin0fficials80 3 роки тому +1

      how do you misspell his name 4 times? it's edited too?

    • @nemmahsalyta771
      @nemmahsalyta771 3 роки тому +5

      @@k3vin0fficials80 SORRY I didn't even know must of been a typeo

    • @k3vin0fficials80
      @k3vin0fficials80 3 роки тому

      @@nemmahsalyta771 its okay :)

    • @ishabiswas8224
      @ishabiswas8224 2 роки тому +2

      A lot more grammar mistakes to sift through, baby. I get the joke though

  • @isobelo1994
    @isobelo1994 3 роки тому +149

    ‘He cleared that low lying shrubbery like it was nothing’ for some reason absolutely killed me off

  • @hopesl5629
    @hopesl5629 3 роки тому +1567

    "Australians and British people are like, the same".
    That is so American.

    • @camillechandler4431
      @camillechandler4431 3 роки тому +64

      Everybody knows that Australia was settled by criminals, while the U.K. Was settled by conquerors...such a big difference.

    • @jamieshields5679
      @jamieshields5679 3 роки тому +34

      And america was settled by the uk and other countries

    • @newvision4l314
      @newvision4l314 3 роки тому +20

      Yes both of colonizers are the same 😭

    • @gavrochethenardier957
      @gavrochethenardier957 3 роки тому +31

      Heck yeah! ✊The British empire!🇻🇬🇬🇧💂‍♀️🏏 That empire that continues to fuck up the world until today! 😃🤙😻🥰❤️💅💖👌🥴

    • @Tia-db9zn
      @Tia-db9zn 3 роки тому +8

      @@cebolaroxa8974 the uk *did* send their criminals to Australia to colonize it tho

  • @zendayasfruityfrenchfry1784
    @zendayasfruityfrenchfry1784 3 роки тому +3378

    “Australians and British people are the same”
    Explains him mixing up that Blonde dude’s accent in Camp rock.

    • @mimistardust3915
      @mimistardust3915 3 роки тому +102

      @laynie bear A lot of Americans literally can't tell the differences between their accents. My boyfriend watches this show that very obviously takes place in Australia but he swears they're British 😂😭 So that's probably why Dylan says they're the same lol nothing about them being close to each other, just the accents confuse a lot of people..

    • @newvision4l314
      @newvision4l314 3 роки тому +48

      @laynie bear Just because they’re far away from each other doesn’t negate the fact that they are still the same lol

    • @zuzannaklimczak5567
      @zuzannaklimczak5567 3 роки тому +23

      And the 'Russian' dude from she's the man! (Even though its Britain and Russia, not Australia)

    • @zendayasfruityfrenchfry1784
      @zendayasfruityfrenchfry1784 3 роки тому +17

      @@mimistardust3915 it’s the same everywhere. I’m Nigerian and I mix them up sometimes.

    • @leakenny1125
      @leakenny1125 3 роки тому +47

      He's generally bad at distinguishing accents hahah in She's the man he thought the British coach was Russian...he seems to really have a hard time comprehending the British accent

  • @margaretbaldwin4416
    @margaretbaldwin4416 3 роки тому +92

    dylan’s novel is my most anticipated release of 2070☺️

  • @Samanthalovesbooks
    @Samanthalovesbooks 2 роки тому +28

    For those wondering - Rahart is actually Australian he hails from Melbourne - he was part of an amazing Aussie show called Nowhere Boys - later for season 2 he changed his last name

  • @bradfreeman5921
    @bradfreeman5921 3 роки тому +6461

    I didn't realise that the "Until I hate myself" series was making a comeback 😂

    • @natsclouds
      @natsclouds 3 роки тому +56

      EXACTLY what I thought

    • @marahc8954
      @marahc8954 3 роки тому +31

      My thoughts exactly 😂😂

    • @qwinlyn
      @qwinlyn 3 роки тому +10

      Came here to say this, was not surprised to find someone had already done so

    • @In_Spite
      @In_Spite 3 роки тому +7

      Honestly, I think Dylan didn't know either

  • @OfficialPrettyLittleLiars
    @OfficialPrettyLittleLiars 3 роки тому +15160

    Why does an Australian actor sound like he’s doing a fake Austrian accent 😭

    • @arriibacon531
      @arriibacon531 3 роки тому +238

      Cause of nick's chessy lines

    • @lolarose8973
      @lolarose8973 3 роки тому +329

      @Anna hero fiennes accent sounds really normal and good in a tv show called 'safe' its on Netflix and it's pretty good (it's a thriller) but in After he was told to put on a hs accent

    • @jaslenegarcia4336
      @jaslenegarcia4336 3 роки тому +196

      He was in every which way he played Jax

    • @LunaWitcher
      @LunaWitcher 3 роки тому +308

      Wasn't Hardin from that After bulls*** also actually British, but sounded like he was faking his accent? I see a pattern.

    • @b00p33
      @b00p33 3 роки тому +173

      he pulled a hardin

  • @Aussielios
    @Aussielios 3 роки тому +52

    I can't believe I just spent the whole time waiting for the big reveal that the quirky girl was actually a vampire the entire time... and we got a hideous purple wig instead.

  • @caitlynl02135
    @caitlynl02135 2 роки тому +27

    Dylan: He's a fake Australian!
    Me, an Aussie, who saw this guy on TV shows and in interviews knowing he was born in Melbourne: Are you sure about that?

  • @angelinsvlogs2722
    @angelinsvlogs2722 3 роки тому +1882

    LMFAO STOP WHY IS HE REACTING TO THIS-😭

    • @khiraofficial5754
      @khiraofficial5754 3 роки тому +110

      i remember this movie too well- 😭

    • @ttttt5072
      @ttttt5072 3 роки тому +92

      I LITERALLY SCREAMED “I USED TO WATCH THIS MOVIE ON NICK” AS SOON AS I SAW THE TITLE

    • @peachhazel7865
      @peachhazel7865 3 роки тому +29

      When did this come out?
      I don’t remember this wtf
      I’m also 24 so 😂😂😂

    • @ttttt5072
      @ttttt5072 3 роки тому +14

      @@peachhazel7865 like in 2014 i think?

    • @tokyonaysischa3824
      @tokyonaysischa3824 3 роки тому +16

      I mean I'm not complaining but whyyyyyyyy

  • @cadimorgans-free1814
    @cadimorgans-free1814 3 роки тому +1974

    honestly he’s the only person in lockdown that’s entertaining me
    but why is he so set on the fact that he’s faking the accent i cant💀😭

  • @beta910
    @beta910 3 роки тому +70

    I literally kept telling myself:
    “Why does this movie feel familiar?”
    I erased watching this movie from my mind

  • @ATRAXXUSA
    @ATRAXXUSA 3 роки тому +92

    The way Dylan has watched so many movies that he knows all the tropes and can even count down to when something will happen

  • @ventusxzephyr13
    @ventusxzephyr13 3 роки тому +1119

    This movie should have been a misdirect and he was a Vampire all along, and quirky girl just helped him avoid guilt after he eats and murders the student body. After all, who would believe the dork who tried to trick everyone into believing he was a vampire actually was one all along.

    • @ughitsamelia
      @ughitsamelia 3 роки тому +31

      because murder is just *so* pg

    • @naziatislam1149
      @naziatislam1149 3 роки тому +30

      They should have made a movie like that but not with nickolodeon, like gone nuts with the murders and stuff

    • @merryberry6576
      @merryberry6576 3 роки тому +12

      @@naziatislam1149 y’all still can, just set it in a college and you’re golden!

    • @Serai3
      @Serai3 3 роки тому +16

      So in other words, "Heathers" for the sparkly vampire set. Absolutely! THAT would have been awesome.

  • @matildad4159
    @matildad4159 3 роки тому +1483

    dylan having a mental breakdown over a nickelodeon movie with a high pitched voice is honestly the highlight of my day

  • @lealagmail8387
    @lealagmail8387 3 роки тому +92

    Dylan: there’s no way he’s actually Australian
    Rahart Adams: *actually being Australian*

  • @rebeccagreenwood3302
    @rebeccagreenwood3302 2 роки тому +40

    This movie actually seems like fun. The movie doesn't take itself too seriously and it pokes fun at the usual tropes

  • @spacegirlie
    @spacegirlie 3 роки тому +622

    “where zac efron becomes 17 again” thank you for the summary Dylan

  • @preciousowusu3561
    @preciousowusu3561 3 роки тому +976

    Alternative Title: Dylan trying to prove that Rahart isn't actually Australian for 22 minutes

    • @lqpluie
      @lqpluie 3 роки тому +2

      I'm not Dylan but, this hurted /j

    • @saigevirdi9943
      @saigevirdi9943 3 роки тому +7

      also, Dylan yelling at coincidences for 22 minutes

    • @potatoryaan
      @potatoryaan 3 роки тому +7

      I love Rahart hahah

    • @arriibacon531
      @arriibacon531 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂😭

  • @Molly-nd5rp
    @Molly-nd5rp 3 роки тому +35

    "He's got a good set offf.....facial bones..constructed in a.... pleasing way" I am dead because it is just so accurate

  • @PequenoGiant
    @PequenoGiant 3 роки тому +49

    Dylan absolutely losing his mind over a kids movie is what we all live for

  • @baru0chan
    @baru0chan 3 роки тому +1077

    the "not like other girls" girls in quirky romcoms are starting to annoy me because their lines are usually the most predictable and unfunny...

    • @lolarose8973
      @lolarose8973 3 роки тому +187

      maybe if actual young women wrote their characters instead of out of touch middle aged men, it wouldn't be so bad

    • @baru0chan
      @baru0chan 3 роки тому +156

      @@lolarose8973 especially if those crusty men didn't pounce on every chance to ridicule and trivialize femininity, to which the hate of "regular stupid shallow basic girls" usually boils down to.

    • @morley364
      @morley364 3 роки тому +57

      Besides the whole sexism of the "not like other girls" bit (because I guess no other girl could possibly read philosophy/play video gams/whatever) these movies are ALWAYS too scared to cast anything but a white, cis, hetero, conventionally attractive girl. Because it's not about them actually being 'different' from your stereotypical movie heroine, it's about them being marketable and 'safe'.

    • @baru0chan
      @baru0chan 3 роки тому +40

      @@morley364 tbh sometimes asian girls get the "not like other girls" girl role, but they all have to play it the same: deadpan, quirky clothes, can do martial arts, always has coloured hair strips but never cares for "looking good."
      but yeah the crushing majority is of the mayo shade...

    • @gracebrown3074
      @gracebrown3074 3 роки тому +16

      The only ‘not like other girls’ I can get behind is the one in 10 things I hate about you

  • @iSpotJosh
    @iSpotJosh 3 роки тому +788

    Dylan: * makes joke about wrestling doll *
    Us: tee hee
    Dylan: “I didn’t mean to say I hit puberty and started doing weird things to the doll...”
    Us: well now it sounds sus

    • @AGayNamedRural
      @AGayNamedRural 3 роки тому +10

      ...mad sus

    • @awesomeallyse
      @awesomeallyse 3 роки тому +32

      Like no one thought that Dylan why did you think we would think that?

    • @bailey6082
      @bailey6082 3 роки тому +27

      literally for once i had a pure train of thought until dylan made it awkward

  • @jordanferguson2254
    @jordanferguson2254 3 роки тому +37

    Funniest part was when he celebrated the countdown and had a moment of self awareness 😂

  • @michaelwoodcum6899
    @michaelwoodcum6899 3 роки тому +43

    When you realize Brec is intentionally showing no emotion while acting cause she is supposed be the joke making fun of Bella... it's definitely not cause it's a shit movie

  • @camillechandler4431
    @camillechandler4431 3 роки тому +401

    “There’s a comedic way to squish a cupcake and that was not it.”
    As a baker, I can confirm.

    • @sarrinahthecertifiedbookwo5833
      @sarrinahthecertifiedbookwo5833 3 роки тому +5

      As another baker, I agree it would also be cool if he liked smashed it into an extra's but Mabel that's too far 😂😂😂😂

  • @chelsea2059
    @chelsea2059 3 роки тому +799

    I don’t think anyone assumed you were doing things to dolls until you brought it up... 😭💀

    • @sammyursula
      @sammyursula 3 роки тому +71

      Now it’s suspicious 🤔 He doth protest too much

    • @lloydGarmadon7
      @lloydGarmadon7 3 роки тому +20

      I know right 😭😭

  • @TChaka737
    @TChaka737 3 роки тому +69

    "Beat his ass with your pipe"
    Someone should just make a compilation of Dylan saying dirty things on accident. I swear I'd watch it lmaooo

  • @julielanglois4701
    @julielanglois4701 3 роки тому +46

    *Dylan including his book in every movie commentary*

  • @gracepiesse-smith3952
    @gracepiesse-smith3952 3 роки тому +554

    When Americans don’t recognise a real Australian accent when they hear one because the Australian in a movie is usually a non-Australian doing a really bad fake accent.

    • @shannon7566
      @shannon7566 3 роки тому +23

      YES finally someone said it

    • @tegztegz
      @tegztegz 3 роки тому +4

      THIS

    • @Erica-fs6ux
      @Erica-fs6ux 3 роки тому +4

      YESSS lol exactly what I was thinking

    • @honeybee6606
      @honeybee6606 3 роки тому +2

      funnily enough he is australian-

    • @genesisfunes7551
      @genesisfunes7551 3 роки тому +13

      @@honeybee6606 if im honest idk if you misunderstood the comment so if you did that was the point, that he is australian but dylan thought he was faking it bc in his mind are all the movie accents that *are* fake, if u didnt misunderstand i apologize you can ignore me it just sounds redundant to the comment

  • @naomikester9009
    @naomikester9009 3 роки тому +625

    I’m screaming at the fact that Dylan is so set on him being a fake Australian LMAO

  • @Chickadeees
    @Chickadeees 3 роки тому +136

    IS NO ONE GONNA SAY THAT THE ACTOR IS LITERALLY JAX FROM EVERY WITCH WAYS GOD SOME PEOPLE REALLY HAD NO CHILDHOOD

    • @fagioli7063
      @fagioli7063 3 роки тому +1

      Omg I remember desperately wanting to watch that but I only tuned into like two episodes 😭

    • @aliandrahartwell3597
      @aliandrahartwell3597 3 роки тому +4

      Thank yooouuuu❗❗❗😭😭😭

    • @aliandrahartwell3597
      @aliandrahartwell3597 3 роки тому +5

      I've been waiting for this representation❗Jax Novoa was literally the loml❤❤❤😭😭😭

    • @kolcheks
      @kolcheks 3 роки тому +4

      I LOVED THAT SHOW😭

    • @jaylalove7308
      @jaylalove7308 3 роки тому +7

      I was literally like “is that Jax?” Then I was like “OMG he is still acting like what”

  • @beeffr
    @beeffr 3 роки тому +18

    This is one of those movies where 7 year old me would be like "this is the greatest movie ever made"
    and then when I watch it years later because of nostalgia I'm like "wtf this sucks"

  • @khushikudari2266
    @khushikudari2266 3 роки тому +751

    Dylan being frustrated that a kids movie isn't a complete masterpiece is very funny to me

  • @kajahricko702
    @kajahricko702 3 роки тому +315

    i will never forgive you for choosing this over 17 again 😭😭

  • @insertcurrentinterest
    @insertcurrentinterest 2 роки тому +10

    I love how he says "He's not a vampire, he's an Australian" like vampire habits = Australian lol

  • @TheStepmonkey
    @TheStepmonkey 2 роки тому +16

    8:40 Love how he reflects for a moment and then realizes he hates her LOL

  • @iimhunter
    @iimhunter 3 роки тому +587

    no one:
    not a single soul:
    Dylan: wanting a murder in every single movie he watches*

    • @MsJoee21
      @MsJoee21 3 роки тому +15

      Heathers: murder like 4 people
      Dylan: What a crazy movie!!1!1!!1

    • @sammyursula
      @sammyursula 3 роки тому +13

      Dylan: There better be a bunch of death in the beginning of this movie
      The Purge: *Has a bunch of death in the beginning of the movie*
      Dylan: Woah, woah! That’s too much death! Slow it down a bit

    • @hellozukohere6514
      @hellozukohere6514 3 роки тому +4

      @@sammyursula yeah we love him but hes a little indecisive

  • @shyxmlisingh
    @shyxmlisingh 3 роки тому +503

    bro, Dylan is absolutely obsessed with twilight secretly and I’m LIVING for it😂😂

    • @littleeartha8627
      @littleeartha8627 3 роки тому +19

      secretly? i don’t think there’s anything secret about it 😂

    • @shyxmlisingh
      @shyxmlisingh 3 роки тому +3

      @laynie bear true that🌝

    • @mmahnaz
      @mmahnaz 3 роки тому +5

      There's always something special about a guy obsessing over Twilight 😁😂

  • @maevida9843
    @maevida9843 3 роки тому +8

    That actor is Australian and he was in my favorite show as a kid - Nowhere boys. That show is SO good, I mean, I would probably not think that if I saw it now but as a child I LOVED IT

  • @essendossev362
    @essendossev362 3 роки тому +20

    My hobby: watching Dylan react to movies that I will never, ever, in a million years actually watch myself.

  • @annemariegaribsingh7608
    @annemariegaribsingh7608 3 роки тому +467

    I wanna feel sorry for Dylan but he actively chose to suffer through this instead of watching 17 again which is just a gem of a movie compared to this

    • @emmar2675
      @emmar2675 3 роки тому +17

      For real!🤣 honestly I hope he does react to 17 Again. I love that movie.😃

  • @evenye4885
    @evenye4885 3 роки тому +853

    Nobody:
    Dylan: has an entire mental breakdown about a Nickelodeon movie

  • @themimsy
    @themimsy 2 роки тому +17

    Bruh I love this movie already. Never watched it before but it seems so stupidly funny that I’d love it. The parodying and the blatant leaps in logic for the jokes are amazing 😂

  • @l1ber7e
    @l1ber7e 3 роки тому +28

    Seeing Dylan going from “this movie sucks” to intensely care about how it’s going just made my day 😂

  • @tegan5869
    @tegan5869 3 роки тому +840

    me, a brit, watching dylan call rahart's accent british: 👁👄👁

    • @smorw1
      @smorw1 3 роки тому +51

      Me, an Australian, watching Dylan say the accent wasn’t Australian: 🤔

    • @unknowntitles3542
      @unknowntitles3542 3 роки тому +10

      @@imalwaysinacrisis Me, an American, literally everyone in the Americas... lol

    • @isaurak6693
      @isaurak6693 3 роки тому +27

      Me, a Brit, who used to confuse Australian and British accents: 👀

    • @amalie7218
      @amalie7218 3 роки тому +18

      Me, a Norwegian person barley knowing anything about British, Australian or American accents:

    • @mariaj266
      @mariaj266 3 роки тому +4

      @laynie bear omg! Hard same! American but I am so obsessed with both British AND Australian accents, I'm offended on behalf of ALL the Aussies and Brits that never desired or wanted my help to defend their COMPLETELY DIFFERENT ACCENTS!!

  • @daangelica
    @daangelica 3 роки тому +3621

    i honestly thought that by the end, of at least halfway thru, you would find out that the weird quirky girl was actually a vampire and that's why she found it funny that he was pretending to be one. trying to throw everyone off her trail...
    but i think i had too high of hopes for this lol

    • @freshbrewedasmr3378
      @freshbrewedasmr3378 3 роки тому +92

      Good idea though!

    • @everyonesfavoritesidechara3816
      @everyonesfavoritesidechara3816 3 роки тому +160

      That would have been so much better.

    • @moonstone6133
      @moonstone6133 3 роки тому +79

      that would've been such a great premise

    • @prayawaythegay
      @prayawaythegay 3 роки тому +22

      i need this to be a movie now

    • @Firespawnable
      @Firespawnable 2 роки тому +63

      That would have been funny that he was friends with a real vampire the whole time and that's how she knew so much about vampires stuff 😂

  • @-vintage-blonde
    @-vintage-blonde 2 роки тому +12

    Can confirm the main actor is Australian it’s kind of sad to see him go from such a good show such as nowhere boys to this 😂

  • @blainevanity6
    @blainevanity6 3 роки тому +13

    10:08 You need to read Six of Crows too. It's a duology by the same author and the storyline will also be in the Shadow and Bone tv show.

  • @thaliaayangla7492
    @thaliaayangla7492 3 роки тому +523

    KNOWING THE ACTOR IS AUSTRALIAN IRL THEN HEARING DYLAN BE LIKE "he's lying he is not Australian" IS KILLING ME DJHDJHSJD

    • @springdemon.w.
      @springdemon.w. 3 роки тому +9

      IKR and confusing his accent with a British one gkabvld I understand, I've been told I sound British even though when you compare Australian accents to most British accents you can clearly tell the difference between the two💀

  • @tegan5869
    @tegan5869 3 роки тому +580

    everyone take a shot if he mentions his college that went out of business

  • @A_Bookish_Obsession
    @A_Bookish_Obsession 3 роки тому +34

    Dylan: He's a fake australian
    Me: *knowing that the actor himself was actually born in Mebourne* lmao okay XD

  • @najhoant
    @najhoant 3 роки тому +20

    0:50 A funnier/lamer parody name would have been ”Knives, Washington”

  • @carolinaa5308
    @carolinaa5308 3 роки тому +206

    "He's got a good set of facial bones constructed in a pleasing way"
    - Dylan 2021

    • @kimmai212
      @kimmai212 3 роки тому +1

      I searched for this comment, thanks!

  • @marahc8954
    @marahc8954 3 роки тому +350

    “Nana is legally blind”
    “Oh, his grandma is Reese Witherspoon, huh?” 😂😂

  • @ICCRE
    @ICCRE 3 роки тому +59

    Dylan: being angry about the movie.
    My six of crows geek self: OMG HES READING SHADOW AND BONE HOPEFULLY HE READS THE SERIES

    • @mieonthemoon
      @mieonthemoon 2 роки тому

      this comment is like 6 months old, but I binged the Netflix show and I kinda wanna read the books. I'm not sure though, like are they good??

    • @rajavni
      @rajavni 2 роки тому +2

      @@mieonthemoon yesss the books are amazing! I personally found shadow and bone boring, but the six of crows series is the best

    • @mieonthemoon
      @mieonthemoon 2 роки тому

      @@rajavni thank you! also do you think I should read shadow and bone first or could I go straight to six of crows??

    • @ridhimagoswami1024
      @ridhimagoswami1024 2 роки тому

      @@mieonthemoon you could read them directly

  • @marissasdiys2670
    @marissasdiys2670 Рік тому +2

    Liar, Liar, Vampire is a really good and interesting movie. But I could tell this movie had so many Twilight references such as the Twilight books,movies,posters and don't forget how that girl Vi literally helped Davis look like Edward Collins from Twilight to make it more believable that Davis is a vampire ha. When Vi helped Davis do his hair she made his hair look like Edward Collins hair. You should totally make a UA-cam video reviewing a Nickelodeon TV show called Every Witch way its a good TV show. The actor Rehart Adams that plays Davis in the movie Liar, Liar, Vampire he is in the TV show Every witch way as a Wizard named Jax and Rehart Adams has his Australian accent in that show too.

  • @elisantoro3609
    @elisantoro3609 3 роки тому +323

    Dylan is slowly regressing in age with each passing video. Soon he will be watching the Teletubbies.

  • @q.l.1363
    @q.l.1363 3 роки тому +476

    As a girl who has taught male friends how to dance before, I promise you 80% of the time none of that *eye contact, shift in mood* shit happens.

    • @frostfang1
      @frostfang1 3 роки тому +75

      Can't make eye contact if they are looking at their feet the entire time.

    • @aneleklaf7744
      @aneleklaf7744 3 роки тому +22

      Its just.... Awkward

    • @someonenotsomeone8450
      @someonenotsomeone8450 3 роки тому +3

      @@90squeen21 I wanna know the story. I wanna know if the music had a dramatic swell in it- just a second before their eyes met.
      (I'm so sorry @Q.L.)
      Quient looked into Laurence's eyes, previously filled with awkwardness now were confident and light. When he smiled the laugh lines were visible, that's something Quient had never noticed before. His smiles were infectious.
      "What are you thinking about?" Laurance asked, a question in reference to the grin plastered on Quients face.
      "Oh, this only happens in 2 out of every 10 people I dance with." Her eyes shifted to look over Laurence's shoulder, wistfully remembering. "I'm glad you were one of them. The odds weren't in your favor."
      The music abruptly stopped as the end of the song played.
      Laurance, ever so gently, nudged Quient's chin forward, to him. "I'm glad I get to be one of them too."

    • @misterminutes4504
      @misterminutes4504 3 роки тому +2

      As a boy who is taught by female friends how to dance before, it's just 70% awkwardness 5% romance joking and 15% laughs.

  • @basstt5615
    @basstt5615 3 роки тому +9

    Dylan could probably the best director and create a masterpiece just from what he’s learned about movies on his own throughout the course of this Channel

  • @bloodyneptune
    @bloodyneptune Рік тому +4

    Ok, yeah this _has_ to be a parody. Come on, they covered him in glitter. I can't imagine the author would add that in unless she wanted to make fun of it. And the actor half rolled his
    And really? "Say it. Outloud" there's no way this is serious

  • @bquncy550
    @bquncy550 3 роки тому +756

    “Like, British people and Australians are literally the same”
    Dylan, have you EVER, and I mean EVER, seen one of us brits wrestle a crocodile? Cause, I don’t think you ever will.

    • @manuelaomane5944
      @manuelaomane5944 3 роки тому +27

      That's the most American thing to say😂😂

    • @paulziiee
      @paulziiee 3 роки тому +7

      We don’t even the luxury of their weather ☹️

    • @Laura-sg6ss
      @Laura-sg6ss 3 роки тому +24

      Loool he didn't say they *do* the same shit. He said they are the same. And I mean he didn't lie. English, Irish, Scottish, Welsh people were sent to Australia as cons and for other reasons. But let's be real. The real Australians are the ones that are indigenous to the land, not ppl who infiltrated it.🙂

    • @Aa-ru3jb
      @Aa-ru3jb 3 роки тому +4

      @@Laura-sg6ss Preach‼️

    • @theonlyenekoeneko
      @theonlyenekoeneko 3 роки тому +4

      @@Laura-sg6ss [-o-]🖤💛❤️ you know it

  • @renatapadilha5527
    @renatapadilha5527 3 роки тому +764

    I came faster than Dylan talking about his college being closed

    • @amy-hs3ky
      @amy-hs3ky 3 роки тому +10

      Ahaha I love this comment

    • @liddybaby8675
      @liddybaby8675 3 роки тому +6

      I want to hear some crazy college stories

  • @micahchurch5733
    @micahchurch5733 Рік тому +1

    that countdoown prediction seals it for me, dylan has made a pact with an eldritch entity to have amazing predictions for movies

  • @dayanatorres9456
    @dayanatorres9456 3 роки тому +62

    I just realized how attracted I am to Dylan 👁👄👁

  • @kardariddle4942
    @kardariddle4942 3 роки тому +200

    How to say that someone is attractive in a fancy way:
    "He's got a good set of facial bones constructed in a pleasing way"