Got to have a good undercarriage, or it ain't the real deal. Look at Johns of Bleecker or Sally's. Or Di Fara. There's a pizza for ya. New Haven slice or go home pal
Just so you know your own stats in the future, you've given 147 8's to 8.9's in your reviews....and 18 9's.... then your 2 10's (which no one takes serious)
We’re all gonna try it. I’m looking forward to seeing if it’s actually good or if he totally sold out and outsourced it completely. His reaction in the first vid doesn’t give me hope.
Having been in on Sea Isle summer rentals, I've eaten a lot at Phil's. One summer we grabbed their business card magnet from there just about every time we went. By the end of the summer the entire fridge was covered with them. Good times, good pizza.
i love a slice from a window even more than one off a fresh pie, something about what happens when they throw the slice back in the oven off the counter pie just hits different
Love some jersey shore slices! Manco and manco person myself. Then again I’m from the midwest so raised on 5 for $10 tomestones so what the hell do I know. Keep them coming dave
Great review...very indepth! This was like reading the manual but more fun :) Do people even read manuals anymore though...lol. Great job on your video :)
Real sound and a real review.. Bout time you started keeping it real again.. The only way I'll even try the onebite pizza is if it's $4 or less, cause of your 2 fake review's.. if you kept it real I'd of paid $10 for it just cause... Buuut.. Keep it real!!
Grotto Pizza in Rehoboth Beach Delaware has that same cheese swirl beach style...You need to visit Rehoboth Beach where it seems all of New York seems to live and vacation here now...Has it's own style of pizza...And five star accommodations and restaurants...They don't call it the "Culinary Coast" for nothing.
7.6? Come on. Defara 9.1. That’s an eight point. 8.1 or 8.2. Doughy and crisp. The sauce and cheese look so fresh. You give crap down here in Florida better, You’ve been jaded . P.s. I have never been to the Jersey shore nor know these people but that slice looks so good
@@55ense5imulation4 That doesn't count. They are gods at cooking. Also it's not realistic to travel to Italy for a slice. And if you're going to compare Italy with the USA. Then that means every score in the US would be a 5 or below. Which means we'd have to adjust the scoring and use the tristate as the gold standard of good pizza making.
One 10/10 frozen pizza waiting at home so Davey can cleanse his palate.
Not gonna lie. I'm buying the first one I see just to see lol
One copyright strike for the music in the background, everyone knows the rules
Banger of a song tho
Lmao was just thinking that
... “ music”
Dave’s the fucking man, he can do whatever he wants
Isn't random music in the background that he's not in control of not an infringement?
When there's a crisp but it's not charcoal fired, that means the chef actually knows how to cook a pizza. A rarity.
Wrong. If it ain't got a pretty good burnt undercarriage, it ain't the real deal. Seen 'em enough to know it.
Just means it's cooked a little longer at a lower temp
Or means it was re-heated
Got to have a good undercarriage, or it ain't the real deal. Look at Johns of Bleecker or Sally's. Or Di Fara. There's a pizza for ya. New Haven slice or go home pal
It's cooked twice
One frozen pizza sold at Walmart, everybody know Walmart doesn't carry any products higher than a 6.5 out of 10.
One pandemic 6.5, everyone knows it’s more like a 3
Yep...Dave's review on his Frozen pie....Is a Strike to me.
Their motor city pizza co Detroit style is a solid 7.8 for frozen
I grew up with Phil’s. It used to basically be a shack. My grandparents hated it. Like the building, the pizza improved a whole lot over the years
Don't bullshit us
That crisp was almost as loud as Dave's frozen pizza!
It didn’t keep going after he bit though
One “I’m just talking because this pizza WILL burn my face off”, everybody knows he just LOVES to hear himself.
We love to hear him too
Just so you know your own stats in the future, you've given 147 8's to 8.9's in your reviews....and 18 9's.... then your 2 10's (which no one takes serious)
450 7's-7.9s (giving these out like hotcakes lately)
interestingly enough 122 scores under 5.... just call me stat boy I guess
@@Havohei good job stat boy
Well done statboy
@@Havohei So a 7 is really a 5.. got it
Why travel anywhere to any pizza place these days when there's a 10/10 frozen pizza waiting in the freezer at home?
LOL 😏🤦♀️
Good line
Thats a frozen pizza scale. A frozen 10 is like a fresh 7.3. No need to thank me
@@bluestarindustrialarts7712 there’s nothing to thank you for because you’re wrong
@@WaffleHouse247 2x + 3ix - 2ix = 5 - 4i + 2i
(2 + i) x = 5 - 2i
so x = (5 - 2i) / (2 + i) = Delta of frozen scale.
that personal frozen pizza really messed up his palette up more than covid19
Don't let this distract you from the fact that prez gave his own pizza a 10/10 "unbiased" score
He’s trolling you ya balloonhead
@@johnweenus3939 nah he's smart, using the publicity of an outrageous score to sell more pizza ya ballonhead
@@carsandclimbing which would be a troll……..go back to bed sweetheart
We’re all gonna try it. I’m looking forward to seeing if it’s actually good or if he totally sold out and outsourced it completely. His reaction in the first vid doesn’t give me hope.
@@johnweenus3939 🎈🤯
One “I’ve only given 15 8’s in 1000 reviews”, everyone knows Prez had a 6 month stretch where every third review was an 8+.
Covid scores.
He completely blew his top off with the booger sugar.
He’s given exactly 150 8+s
That owner Phil did 20 years in a can, except getting a pizza he had to compromise making grilled cheese sandwiches 🥪 on radiator.
Then he met that animal Blundettnoy
Having been in on Sea Isle summer rentals, I've eaten a lot at Phil's. One summer we grabbed their business card magnet from there just about every time we went. By the end of the summer the entire fridge was covered with them. Good times, good pizza.
One “me and my broken heart” playing in the background…..everyone knows Portnoy requested it for Debbie…
LOL
Lmao underrated comment
“Really good crisp on the crunch”
🤣🤣
this man has been saying "i've probably giving 15 8s ever". goldfish brain portnoy
More like 80 😂
@@John-ym9ic this summer
This slawp has crisp, crunch and flawp. Incredible.
And then there's Stifler's mom at the end.
One GILF, everybody knows Dave wanted to tap that
That slice looks great
Takes 8’s seriously, but gives a Walmart frozen pizza a 10😂
the famous dave head nod... this guy is a trip
Dave has finally discovered what an underrated pizza spot south Jersey is
NJ has the best pizza overall out of any state. Pretty much any area of the state has an amazing pizza spot.
@@Cyanoblades Avalon/stone harbor didn’t have shit
The brick oven place on the Sea Isle boardwalk just got named best boardwalk pizza in NJ
I think the pizza owners gawking at Dave during his reviews are killing their ratings. Just my opinion but ..Everybody knows the rules
i love a slice from a window even more than one off a fresh pie, something about what happens when they throw the slice back in the oven off the counter pie just hits different
One super hot slice, everybody knows Dave needs to get back to his blowie blow
Maybe you can correct this Dave but usually when the slices are real big the pizza isn't that good. This one seems to be unusual.
Yeh i was looking at size too and thinking thats a 6.9
Everyone knows the coke has ruined Dave's memory.
That is one _beautiful_ slice!
Yeah that looked amazing. Fresh mozzz....good sauce. Not floppy. On looks id give it a 8.3
Reminds me of Angelina's in Hartford. Really good giant slice.
One really good crisp on the crunch everybody knows it's really crunch on the crisp
One reheated slice, everyone knows they’re always crispy
Nope. It was fresh.
Prez always low balls how many 8’s and 9’s he’s given out! He’s given like 19 9’s.
I think he’s given 70+ 8’s lol
There are 132 places with a score of 8.0 and under 9.0 according to his app so yeah he lies every time
@@StonedMewtwo I think he’s just completely oblivious and is always cooked out of his damn mind. Guy is seriously addicted to adderall.
2:07
Was that sound effects or the real thing? 🤔.
Tried your frozen pizza. The cardboard box is tastier than the pizza
😂
Love some jersey shore slices! Manco and manco person myself. Then again I’m from the midwest so raised on 5 for $10 tomestones so what the hell do I know. Keep them coming dave
Dave talks about how theres no pressure every time everyone knows the rules
Great review...very indepth! This was like reading the manual but more fun :) Do people even read manuals anymore though...lol. Great job on your video :)
Just downloaded one bite app. Can’t wait to try some new local pizza places
Got to come to VENTNOR NJ the real jersey shore the slices at SAPORE are fire… worth it to do a pizza crawl with Atlantic City and Ventnor
Are going to asbury park anytime soon
One elderly man in middle life crises dressing as a college boy, everybody knows Dave wants to get in to the frat parties
That thing looks really good. I will go 7'9 to 8'1. But I'm also extremely hungry right now
I'm with you bro. I'm starving.
GO TO DENUNZIOS!!!
hey pres why not try Toronto and Montreal, lot of italian pizza spots.
What about us in the Pacific North West - Portland - Seattle?
Only good pizza spot in the PNW is Serious Pie in Seattle. Not sure of the score on One Bite app.
"That's pretty good crisp on the crunch."
Wha?
😂😂
@@adefset4811 I still think hes says shit wrong on purpose.
Admit. Looks like a great slice. Especially a single slice. 7.8+
Real sound and a real review.. Bout time you started keeping it real again..
The only way I'll even try the onebite pizza is if it's $4 or less, cause of your 2 fake review's.. if you kept it real I'd of paid $10 for it just cause... Buuut..
Keep it real!!
Miniskirt would like one bite.
A review with a backing soundtrack. Which for some reason they work together.
Good soundtrack!
I really thought you would give them an 8.1 pizza looked great sounded great. I mean you almost finished the slice that’s how I know it was good.
Jose Rappaport made a great pie.
the alternating sauce and cheese is unique. let's go, Phil's!
Grotto's pizza copycat
Grottos sucks though
Great score! 7.6 makes my list!
If that is the same Phil's famous with the location in Berwyn they are arrogant AF.
Never been there but looks like Maruca's on Seaside Heights boardwalk
"If I got this slice in Manhattan it would be an 8.2, everybody knows the rules"
Totally off topic. But dave has had one hell of a glow up. Buddy looks healthy AF
The crisp is the pencil shavings snuck into the dough.
Go to Denunzios in sea isle they do pizza dough acrobatics!
He didn't even have to add fake sound effects for the crunch
Guest appearance by the
Edie Falco look alike contest winner at the end of the video
Grotto Pizza in Rehoboth Beach Delaware has that same cheese swirl beach style...You need to visit Rehoboth Beach where it seems all of New York seems to live and vacation here now...Has it's own style of pizza...And five star accommodations and restaurants...They don't call it the "Culinary Coast" for nothing.
that's a $4 slice?!?!?!??! no. don't care how big it is, that's wildly overpriced even for that area.
Great job paper hands pizza is def ur thing
One bites, Phil’s alive but... yeah...yeah
better start tweaking his point scale if frozen pizza gets a 10....sorry, 9.9
Love spider but still wondering what happened to franky??
Do we know why Frankie is never with him anymore? Did he move up in the Barstool company?
Dave killed his gold fish by not putting it in a bigger bowl
One famous Phil pizza everybody knows he brings a thrill with his pills
One copyright strike everybody knows the rules.
He destroyed his credibility when he gave a repackaged tombstone pizza a 10. Retire.
Do more reviews in PA
Thank God no more frozen pizza reviews
One discredited pizza reviewer, everybody knows the rules
“One Bite! That’s what She said!”
One bite, everyone knows Dave requested that song
Do Bruni’s in hammonton nj
Because of the slice being so large you've sort of got to fold it up to hold it, so of course there shouldn't be flop with the fold
I thought you'd give it a 7.8 but 7.6 is very respectable
shoutout to Rixton/Push Baby playing in the background
7.6? Come on. Defara 9.1. That’s an eight point. 8.1 or 8.2. Doughy and crisp. The sauce and cheese look so fresh. You give crap down here in Florida better, You’ve been jaded . P.s. I have never been to the Jersey shore nor know these people but that slice looks so good
Finally back to a fair unbiased review, erbody knows....
3:25 One grandma dressed like a cheerleader. Everybody knows the rules.
3:26 deserves a 7.8
Rixton bout to copyright this review so hard
Oh look. It’s Davey “Chicken” Pageviews
I love Phil’s bro. That and spinners but that just closed down 😭
Could have been a 10 if they just rebranded Jacks frozen pizza
For those who have never been to NJ where I live. NJ NY Ct are the best 4 pizza lovers. You dont know good pizza if u never been to these 3 states
One lady staring into the camera at the beginning, everyone knows the rules.
The Tristate area is known for having the best pizza in the world.
UA-cam Comments: "Why does Dave give so many 7s, 8s, and 9s?!?!"
Best in the world? America yes...but the world?? Ever hear of a place called Italy?
@@55ense5imulation4 That doesn't count. They are gods at cooking. Also it's not realistic to travel to Italy for a slice. And if you're going to compare Italy with the USA. Then that means every score in the US would be a 5 or below. Which means we'd have to adjust the scoring and use the tristate as the gold standard of good pizza making.
Credibility..Gone. Flop factor.. non existent.. barstool stock..🔥🔥
"Crisp on the crunch" - El Pres
"One Bite Everybody Knows the Rules"!!
Pro move on the pull back on the cheese. 👌