The writer of the first story has a part 2 of that story explaining it from the human's perspective. It is a lot of fun. Thanks for reading out these stories.
Story number one. When removing limiters and bypassing safeties you need to ask yourself one question why are they there in the first place. Doc forgot to ask that question but he knows the answer now.
1st story: With humans fully made aware of reality - they have no need to conquer other species. In fact, they probably will want to cure them as well. LOL, maybe that's the true fear, to see actual reality. It's funny in a way though. 2nd story: Hey, humans didn't start the war. So if aliens started the war, they should be aware that humans will finish it. As always, excellent narration and voice acting. Thank you for doing this for us.
Story 1: Interesting idea that collapsing quantum waveforms is a human-unique trait caused by being latent psychic gods. That one guy either became Doctor Manhattan and went off to play in an empty galaxy somewhere, or if the last line is any indication, did indeed went to Earth and started 'fixing' people. If the latter, I hope that humanity in that universe is a just and benevolent race of physical psychic gods. Story 2: Xenos learn the FAFO Principle.
there is a second part to that first story telling the same story from the humans perspective that one ends with him explicitly saying he is going to earth to fix everyone else
Would I be an attacking alien, I think that I would NOT want to hear this voice (Agro Squirrel's) telling me "An eye for an eye!" That would be an immediate "NOPE!!!" for me!! LOL Well Done Sir!
You missed several other parts of tge brain. The cerebellum, to name one. Metlegents, this description actually underestimates the human mental capacity because we also have a great deal of "distributive intelligence" such as spinal cord (mislabeled musscle memory), intestinal and cardiac neuro-endocrine system, the retina (which refuses to send 2 colors that it registers but filters out because, I don't know) and more. Transplant individuals will at times develop tastes and habits from the donor...via an organ lijevthevheart. Oh boys and girls, trut me this is complex and fun.
There is real-life theory, that quantum processes having something to do with our conscience and that each neuron effectively operates on quantum mechanics. So I guess it makes sense, that allowing individual to concentrate all that power allows them to warp reality to their liking.
Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Story 1: Humans are Braniacs, and it's already too late Story 2: It was at that moment the Xenos knew, THEY FECKED UP!!!!
@@Maddog3060 even funnier would be if it would be like: *Cuthulu sleeping* *an oblivious human cult is trying to wake up* *Cuthulu checks his communication device and goes* : oh sh*t, oh sh*t!!! Its dad *then he proceeds to act out his part so the humans dont "truely wake up" and destroy him or make a squicky toy out of him etc*
Good news and bad news. Good news is we found out why humanity is so messed up. The bad news is that we also now know what the human term "if it ain't broke don't fix it," means.
Feel like it's been a long while sense we've gotten an update on the best narrator too grace UA-cam. Hope you had a great holiday! How's the move going?is that still a thing? I hope so! How's the recovery going? Noticed the reduction in content hoping it's just one of the two. You and my Corgi are basically all that keeps me going at this point! Also what happened to the nature of predators? Please don't tell me it's another getting published situation!?!? If it is it's just take it as proof of your ability to choose the best stories and be the Concierge of SciFi worthy of being considdered a saint of the digital omnisiah.
The first story would be neat if any of that brain stuff was true. Id, Ego, and Super Ego are just a few of the many things that Freud got wrong. And the right, left, and center brain stuff is wrong too, all the right and left sides of the brain do is control the right and left halfs of your body.
I have a strange feeling those ships were just the left over survivers of the planet they bombed and not part of the human government. They lost to private citizens in modified mining ships that were so busy taking revenge themselves that they haven't taken the time to inform anyone of the attack. That's my belief.
Yeah just from the glimpses my mind lets me see of the 'non-conscious' parts, Only and I do mean ONLY done like this, or not at all. The parts of my mind behind the mirror of my eyes terrifies me, even if it *is* 'simply' another aspect of me. That glass-ish wall is there for a reason, folks
An eye for an eye is one of the more commonly misunderstood biblical concepts. God gave that law in a time when it was not uncommon to punish a thief by cutting off his hands. The law does not mean "strike back with merciless vengeance." It does not mean "do not be merciful." It is not a place where punishment starts. It sets a maximum where punishment ends. It means "if you must dispense with mercy, if you must be brutal, you can do NO MORE than what was done to you." If he stole a loaf of bread, you may exact NO MORE than the worth of a loaf of bread. If he knocked out your tooth, you may knock out NO MORE than one of his teeth. If he put out your eye, you make put out one of his eyes, not both. It is the same sentiment that the US Bill of Rights enshrines with the eighth amendment, prohibiting "cruel and unusual punishments." This story does not depict an eye for an eye. This story depicts vengeance, for which the humans will answer.
why dont you say 'stories from the galactic internet'. seems like a small nod to infer the stories are from a hypothetical galactic community, rather than just us masturbating our egos (never mind that that is exactly what it is XD)
One does not simply attack the walking nightmare that is humanity and doesn't get hunted in a brutal and efficient fashion.
Especially led by a female.
The writer of the first story has a part 2 of that story explaining it from the human's perspective. It is a lot of fun. Thanks for reading out these stories.
A source/name?😯
Hope that gets narrated soon too.
where can we find it?
An eye for....an entire species.
@@paulgreen2416 If one can speak for all then only one is needed.
Links are in description bro-skis
Again I am quite pleased with both the stories and the narration. Thank you for taking us all along for the ride, my friend.
Story number one. When removing limiters and bypassing safeties you need to ask yourself one question why are they there in the first place. Doc forgot to ask that question but he knows the answer now.
Subconscious self probably manipulated her
Human with the psionic ability to warp reality, "huh neat"...
Aliens............"oh fuck"
1st story: With humans fully made aware of reality - they have no need to conquer other species. In fact, they probably will want to cure them as well. LOL, maybe that's the true fear, to see actual reality. It's funny in a way though. 2nd story: Hey, humans didn't start the war. So if aliens started the war, they should be aware that humans will finish it. As always, excellent narration and voice acting. Thank you for doing this for us.
Story 1: Interesting idea that collapsing quantum waveforms is a human-unique trait caused by being latent psychic gods. That one guy either became Doctor Manhattan and went off to play in an empty galaxy somewhere, or if the last line is any indication, did indeed went to Earth and started 'fixing' people. If the latter, I hope that humanity in that universe is a just and benevolent race of physical psychic gods.
Story 2: Xenos learn the FAFO Principle.
there is a second part to that first story telling the same story from the humans perspective
that one ends with him explicitly saying he is going to earth to fix everyone else
Story 1: That final line... such an interesting way to describe her job isnt it? XD
Not that she was the LAST head of the hospital. I wonder why?
Great stories; Excellent narration! Maybe the 1st story should be renamed... "Ooops!" The 2nd story is definitely a "FAFO" story!!!
Would I be an attacking alien, I think that I would NOT want to hear this voice (Agro Squirrel's) telling me "An eye for an eye!" That would be an immediate "NOPE!!!" for me!! LOL Well Done Sir!
For the creative authors.
May they continue writing.
For the talented voice actor.
Thank you for reading for us
For the algorithm that controls all 🖕
I often wonder if our wonderful narrator, has any bloopers saved where a story just cracked him or something, I love things like that.
You missed several other parts of tge brain. The cerebellum, to name one. Metlegents, this description actually underestimates the human mental capacity because we also have a great deal of "distributive intelligence" such as spinal cord (mislabeled musscle memory), intestinal and cardiac neuro-endocrine system, the retina (which refuses to send 2 colors that it registers but filters out because, I don't know) and more. Transplant individuals will at times develop tastes and habits from the donor...via an organ lijevthevheart. Oh boys and girls, trut me this is complex and fun.
One Does Not Simply Walk Into a Human mind
That first one made me laugh out loud when I was alone. I never laugh out loud when I'm alone.
The first story could also be called. Oops, I accidentally made a god!
Imagine if he went to earth, awakened everyone, then merged with them all making a super psychic that is all of humanity
@@molag-ballordofdomination2065well it said final lead so I guess that’s what happened
I guess we know what yhat human decided to do in the end
There is real-life theory, that quantum processes having something to do with our conscience and that each neuron effectively operates on quantum mechanics. So I guess it makes sense, that allowing individual to concentrate all that power allows them to warp reality to their liking.
For DA SKWERL and his Nest
Can you imagine post-nut clarity for the guy in the first story? He would become god
Greetings, Mentlegent!
For the Rhyhtm that is Algo
Story 1: Humans are Braniacs, and it's already too late
Story 2: It was at that moment the Xenos knew, THEY FECKED UP!!!!
We have spent time to come up with and write about elder gods, but what if we are the elder gods?
Now that is a scary thought
C'thulu wakes up, looks around, goes "Nope!" and ducks back into his bed under R'yleh, like a kid hiding under the covers.
@@Maddog3060 even funnier would be if it would be like: *Cuthulu sleeping*
*an oblivious human cult is trying to wake up*
*Cuthulu checks his communication device and goes* : oh sh*t, oh sh*t!!! Its dad
*then he proceeds to act out his part so the humans dont "truely wake up" and destroy him or make a squicky toy out of him etc*
Good news and bad news.
Good news is we found out why humanity is so messed up.
The bad news is that we also now know what the human term "if it ain't broke don't fix it," means.
well done to you and the writers
Feel like it's been a long while sense we've gotten an update on the best narrator too grace UA-cam. Hope you had a great holiday! How's the move going?is that still a thing? I hope so! How's the recovery going? Noticed the reduction in content hoping it's just one of the two. You and my Corgi are basically all that keeps me going at this point! Also what happened to the nature of predators? Please don't tell me it's another getting published situation!?!? If it is it's just take it as proof of your ability to choose the best stories and be the Concierge of SciFi worthy of being considdered a saint of the digital omnisiah.
two good stories
thanks for the narration
Great stories and wonderful narration
Great stories 👍
I've been hoping you'd read this one for a while Agro! Thanks!
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The first story would be neat if any of that brain stuff was true. Id, Ego, and Super Ego are just a few of the many things that Freud got wrong. And the right, left, and center brain stuff is wrong too, all the right and left sides of the brain do is control the right and left halfs of your body.
The first story was beautifully read, bravo, I loved it very funny.
First one ought to be titled "Oh, God...."
As aways thank you for a great stories
Atomics, eh? The Sherifen Defense.
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Yep, humans are broken for the sake of the universe. That’s my new head canon.
now I know how we got to OP in other storyline
I have a strange feeling those ships were just the left over survivers of the planet they bombed and not part of the human government. They lost to private citizens in modified mining ships that were so busy taking revenge themselves that they haven't taken the time to inform anyone of the attack. That's my belief.
The whole multi-system company shows up at the end.
Imagine if the human from the first story was in the second story.
Hail to squirrel.
So that’s the other side of that story…
The doc should have watched some first season TOS.
Picosecond? we really that fast in our mind. Weird to think some people are literally brain-dead.
Yeah just from the glimpses my mind lets me see of the 'non-conscious' parts, Only and I do mean ONLY done like this, or not at all. The parts of my mind behind the mirror of my eyes terrifies me, even if it *is* 'simply' another aspect of me.
That glass-ish wall is there for a reason, folks
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!
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"bearing 304 by 486" makes no sense, assuming it's translated into units humans can understand, as bearing coordinates are 0-360 by 0-360.
Yeah, try not to create a God. We have 3 sections for a reason along with 5 concepts.
As for that Armada, you should of known better
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10th, 29 December 2023
First Story is Literally "Humanity is Made in God's Image"
Then I had a "Brilliant" idea. Oh Oh, this didn't sound good to me.
oops 🤣
4 D 🐿️
An eye for an eye is one of the more commonly misunderstood biblical concepts.
God gave that law in a time when it was not uncommon to punish a thief by cutting off his hands. The law does not mean "strike back with merciless vengeance." It does not mean "do not be merciful." It is not a place where punishment starts. It sets a maximum where punishment ends. It means "if you must dispense with mercy, if you must be brutal, you can do NO MORE than what was done to you." If he stole a loaf of bread, you may exact NO MORE than the worth of a loaf of bread. If he knocked out your tooth, you may knock out NO MORE than one of his teeth. If he put out your eye, you make put out one of his eyes, not both. It is the same sentiment that the US Bill of Rights enshrines with the eighth amendment, prohibiting "cruel and unusual punishments."
This story does not depict an eye for an eye. This story depicts vengeance, for which the humans will answer.
Amyone elses brain hurt listening to the first story?
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why dont you say 'stories from the galactic internet'. seems like a small nod to infer the stories are from a hypothetical galactic community, rather than just us masturbating our egos (never mind that that is exactly what it is XD)