Best Sci Fi Storytime 1444 - The Dirtlings || HFY || Humans are Space Orcs | Earthlings

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  • @TarsonTalon
    @TarsonTalon 2 роки тому +144

    Kilgan Dreadship: "Nooo! You can't just use rocks to defeat the most powerful battlestation of all time!"
    Imperial Endor Garrison: "First time?"

    • @loganshaw4527
      @loganshaw4527 Рік тому

      Be glad they did not use planet sized rocks.

  • @KaryxofBeornve
    @KaryxofBeornve 2 роки тому +121

    If brute force doesn't work, you're not using enough of it 🤣

  • @PeoplecallmeLucifer
    @PeoplecallmeLucifer 2 роки тому +176

    Humans: "Yeet"
    Alien: "that... did nothing"
    Human: "oh .. well then " *inhales* "YA YEET!"
    Allien: "That .... actually worked"

    • @epsome13
      @epsome13 2 роки тому +19

      Ah good old yeetus deletus size rocks moving at ya yeet speed.

    • @kdude1042
      @kdude1042 2 роки тому

      Ooga booga fuck the xenos

    • @grogvaughan5649
      @grogvaughan5649 Рік тому +3

      Xenos: "You just throw rocks?"
      Human: "Hold my beer"

    • @loganshaw4527
      @loganshaw4527 Рік тому +1

      Ah I see the humans use the asteroid belt well. I bet they used railguns then engines for faster speed and homing.

  • @TRAILLER
    @TRAILLER 2 роки тому +123

    Alien (do a Freeza impression here): We have [insert, high end, energy tech, here]. What have you got *Monkey* ?
    Human (do a Hank Hill impression here): Rocks and rock throwing accessories.

    • @wolfoffenris9951
      @wolfoffenris9951 2 роки тому +21

      I See Rock
      I Luv me rock
      I throw at enemy
      Simple as

    • @atigerclaw
      @atigerclaw 2 роки тому +32

      Human: "The latent energy in an object is equal to its mass multiplied by the speed of light squared."
      Alien: "And? That's standard basic science. What's so significant about it?"
      Human: "It means that lasers are just really fast, light rocks."
      Alien: *_Mind Explodes_*

    • @ryantomer4126
      @ryantomer4126 2 роки тому +3

      Frakking Eldar should shut up

    • @MymMars
      @MymMars 2 роки тому +1

      Hank Hill side eyes you with a slingshot

    • @TRAILLER
      @TRAILLER 2 роки тому +3

      @@MymMars I was thinking more along the line of trebuchet, but we could put propane tank in it too.

  • @waynecampeau4566
    @waynecampeau4566 2 роки тому +164

    Now that the Dirtlings have a new best friend with much higher technology, it should only be a few years until they develop the singularity cannon. Now that's a rock thrower!

    • @cgi2002
      @cgi2002 2 роки тому +24

      Consider we throw moon sized rocks at notable percentages of light speed with basically chemical propellant engines, imagine what we could do if we had gravity maniuplation to help us, that "notable percentages of" quickly gets removed. Give us a few years and we'll start yeeting stars.

    • @anathardayaldar
      @anathardayaldar 2 роки тому +14

      @@cgi2002 Or throwing smaller rocks at the speed of light. or even "hyperspace ramming"

    • @Deconstruction_Administrator
      @Deconstruction_Administrator 2 роки тому +15

      WITH OUR NEW FRIENDS WE SHALL BUILD THE MEANS OF THROWING DEATH STARS!!!!!!!!!

    • @davidragan9233
      @davidragan9233 2 роки тому +9

      Or throw rocks heated to solar temperatures ala the Casaba Howitzer.

    • @tangentrambles7405
      @tangentrambles7405 2 роки тому +7

      @@cgi2002 "We started throwing the big glowy rocks!"

  • @wolfoffenris9951
    @wolfoffenris9951 2 роки тому +84

    Kilgans: your end is Here
    Aliens:the end has come
    Com Channels:*aggitated monkey screaching*
    Computer: *proximity Warning, multiple large asterioid on colision course*

    • @Tommy-pv1vh
      @Tommy-pv1vh 2 роки тому +9

      planitoids*

    • @wolfoffenris9951
      @wolfoffenris9951 2 роки тому +11

      @@Tommy-pv1vh semantics😂

    • @ZackeTheBrute
      @ZackeTheBrute 2 роки тому +1

      People say the home species have no natural defence. I say the homo species evolved an ever more finely tuned throwing arm, and rocks are everywhere.

    • @MyrdinAnnoth
      @MyrdinAnnoth Рік тому +3

      I imagined a literally bunch of angry chimpanzee shrieks coming out of the vox :D

  • @thesilentscreamer1595
    @thesilentscreamer1595 2 роки тому +26

    "When I joined the Corps, we didn't have fancy smancy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks and a rock for the whole platoon. And we had to share the rock." - Sergeant Johnson from Halo 2 Anniversary

    • @ryantomer4126
      @ryantomer4126 2 роки тому +4

      I'm not sure what rock your talking about sarge... but I think it's my turn to use it

  • @krayzoman
    @krayzoman 2 роки тому +53

    There are several things the story glossed over, yet I know with absolute certainty;
    - The dirtlings knew about the 40 minutes of overkill and didn’t care. We brought an hour’s worth of rockets and we’re going to deliver an hour’s worth of Yeet.
    - The biggest rock had a giant face haphazardly splash-painted on the front and a comical name on the back. My best guesses range from ‘The First Law’ to ‘Girthy Berty’. This was absolutey a valuable use of the scientists’ time.
    - The only people giggling more than the guys that strapped on the steering thrusters were the people who broke the handle on the lever labeled ‘throttle’.
    - That dreadnaught will someday be returned to the Kilgans.

    • @wittwashere
      @wittwashere 2 роки тому +14

      for the message, I like to imagine giant bold italics reading :SIR! ISAAC NETON SENDS HIS REGAURDS !

    • @ryantomer4126
      @ryantomer4126 2 роки тому +4

      @@wittwashere You mean Rockards?

    • @seldonwright4345
      @seldonwright4345 Рік тому +2

      As thrown scrap. Reuse recycle repurpose ... rinse and repeat ... ad infinitum

  • @readhistory2023
    @readhistory2023 2 роки тому +20

    "We will we will ROCK YOU." Gen. F Mercury Sol Fleet.

  • @Jason-sm4oc
    @Jason-sm4oc 2 роки тому +53

    That's no moon!
    Oh!...
    wait a minute...
    maybe it was a moon!

    • @jakeand9020
      @jakeand9020 Рік тому +2

      That's not a moon!
      YEET
      THIS is a moon!
      YEET
      And this is
      YEET
      Oh, and so is this.
      YEETYEETYEET

  • @culley8841
    @culley8841 2 роки тому +31

    When you max out the first skill in the game.

  • @thulsadoon
    @thulsadoon 2 роки тому +23

    "If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger rock!" - unknown human seconds before a cataclysmic explosion

  • @Ryu_D
    @Ryu_D 2 роки тому +48

    Thank you for the video. To be fair, we are quite good at throwing rocks.

    • @k0rf3on6
      @k0rf3on6 2 роки тому +4

      So good, all of our military history, revolves around finding better ways to throw them *faster*

  • @atigerclaw
    @atigerclaw 2 роки тому +42

    "What is it with you and large rocks?!" she snapped. "You two hadn't even met, and she's already picked up the largest rock physically possible."
    "I dunno," I shrugged. "When I think Juraian Tree, I think gravity fields and curvey lasers and lighthawk wings. Not stuffing stars into pocket dimensions to use as a cudgel. I mean, it's still 'screw physics, I'm a god-tree', but I imagine esoteric stuff. Not dumbells in a metaphorical purse. Never underestimate the classics, I guess..."

    • @nicholascogswell277
      @nicholascogswell277 2 роки тому +5

      @@OfficerHotpants judging from the references to Jurian trees, light hawk wing, and others. I'm guessing it's from one of the Tenchi anime series, don't ask what one I'm not sure. lol

    • @____________838
      @____________838 2 роки тому +1

      Definitely Tenchi.

  • @pauld5265
    @pauld5265 2 роки тому +53

    If brute force does not work your not using enough of it

    • @WardNightstone
      @WardNightstone 2 роки тому +8

      Maxium 6. If violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.
      Maxium 11 Everything is air-droppable at least once.
      And
      Maxium 24. Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a big gun.

  • @WardNightstone
    @WardNightstone 2 роки тому +27

    Humans are Space Dwarfs
    BROTHERS OF THE MINE REJOICE! SING! SING! SING! WITH ME!

    • @cassiswyrm8121
      @cassiswyrm8121 2 роки тому +2

      Raise your pick and raise your voice!

    • @atigerclaw
      @atigerclaw 2 роки тому +1

      Rock and Stone, Brotha'.

    • @ownzone8172
      @ownzone8172 2 роки тому

      @@cassiswyrm8121 sing sing sing with me
      Down and down into the deep

    • @loganbryner9965
      @loganbryner9965 2 роки тому +1

      Who knows what we’ll find beneath, diamonds, rubies, gold, and ore.

    • @thescottishkarter6151
      @thescottishkarter6151 2 роки тому

      @@atigerclaw Did I hear a Rock and Stone?

  • @ckl9390
    @ckl9390 2 роки тому +11

    Just remember, a nuke is just a rock being compressed, or two rocks being smacked together, forcefully enough that it's atoms break. So yes, human's most powerful weapon to date is just more rocks.

    • @GuukanKitsune
      @GuukanKitsune 2 роки тому +5

      It's rocks, all the way down.

    • @astro6009
      @astro6009 2 роки тому +1

      @@GuukanKitsune Literally

  • @noppornwongrassamee8941
    @noppornwongrassamee8941 2 роки тому +52

    I'll argue that "Dirt" isn't a proper translation of "Earth" or "Terra". Well, it's a proper literal translation, but not the intended meaning of the name. I think the intended meaning of the name is "Land", aka, what we walk and live on.
    Of course given the quality of translation in this story, the aliens might not have two different words that distinguish between "dirt" and "land".

    • @ZackeTheBrute
      @ZackeTheBrute 2 роки тому +6

      It always gives me a picture of dark fertile soil. Dirt can be any kind of collection of pebbles and dust but soil is more specific.

    • @jimmykarlsson4126
      @jimmykarlsson4126 2 роки тому +3

      in swedish we call Earth=Jorden Jord=Dirt
      Better name is Tellus Mater=mother earth=Gaia

    • @stevedixon921
      @stevedixon921 2 роки тому

      Yeah, translations between languages and cultures could account for Earth/Earthling becoming Dirt/Dirtling (fiction/writing is fun).
      Earth: life supporting soil (you can grow stuff in it)
      Dirt: dead earth (does not support life)
      Terra: modified form of terrain, or land, though in sci-fi a species simile for Human (ie: Terran)
      Interesting point: if you leave soil exposed to the sun long enough it will become dirt. This is due to the organisms in the soil drying out and dying. Mulch in gardening is an ablative cover used to protect exposed soil.

    • @imaboisir7227
      @imaboisir7227 2 роки тому

      Same with rocks like not all things are rocks lol

    • @loganshaw4527
      @loganshaw4527 Рік тому

      What is funny a better name would aquaterra. There is only 30% that is land.

  • @IRMentat
    @IRMentat 2 роки тому +8

    The invaders we’re even nice enough to gravity assist the final tracking and acceleration before impact.

  • @gerbentime4175
    @gerbentime4175 2 роки тому +37

    And if bigger rocks somehow don't solve the problem, you just need to use bigger rocks that explode into dmall suns!

  • @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
    @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim 2 роки тому +20

    Well, when you think about it, Planets are just large circular rocks.

    • @TRAILLER
      @TRAILLER 2 роки тому +1

      Planets are just large circular rocks.
      Spherical you mean, right?
      ...
      Spherical you mean, right?

    • @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
      @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim 2 роки тому

      @@TRAILLER Yes. XD

    • @TRAILLER
      @TRAILLER 2 роки тому

      @@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim Large planet sized buzzsaw: *disappear*

    • @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
      @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim 2 роки тому

      @@TRAILLER You know, that's a good idea!

    • @normaldude24
      @normaldude24 2 роки тому +2

      "what is a dragon, but a bigger swallow?" Suddenly comes to mind.

  • @jukkiivi4282
    @jukkiivi4282 2 роки тому +14

    Thanks for reading this delightful story. HFY community and Agro have a special relationship too!

  • @oli3645
    @oli3645 2 роки тому +9

    Humanity outmatched and outnumbered, cocking an interstellar shotgun, just as we like it.

  • @eleethtahgra7182
    @eleethtahgra7182 2 роки тому +11

    Not just bigger rock. Faster rock as well.

  • @GuukanKitsune
    @GuukanKitsune 2 роки тому +3

    Throughout the entire storm of slung rocks, I guarantee SO MANY puns involving the words rock, stone, and every name for every kind of rock and stone they could think of, happened. And were broadcast on all frequencies for all to hear.

  • @skyrere
    @skyrere 2 роки тому +3

    so manny giggles... I love this. Thank you for reading it to us... to me... :D
    My husband reads the daily devotional to me and mom in the mornings, and I love it.
    My dad used to read Tarzan to us when I was a child.
    I read to my daughter when she was small.
    It's a comfort thing.
    Thank you so much.
    You put so much feeling and life into these works.

  • @RealArcalian
    @RealArcalian 2 роки тому +11

    Greetings, Mentlegent!
    For the Rhythm that is Algo
    Reminds me of "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress" where the Lunar insurgents threw rocks at Earth. Or the Krogan rebellions in Mass Effect, where they used the same tactic on the Turians.

  • @Atma_Weapon
    @Atma_Weapon Рік тому +1

    damn. the dreadship got beat by rocks. they definitely felt that one in their ego.

  • @milsthebard1085
    @milsthebard1085 2 роки тому +1

    I adore the portrayal of us as little helpful but dangerous rock hoarders.

  • @chrisdufresne9359
    @chrisdufresne9359 2 роки тому +6

    Grug throw rock.
    Rock work.
    Grug spread rock throwing to the entirety of future humanity.
    Humanity prospers for eons.

  • @willgallatin2802
    @willgallatin2802 2 роки тому +7

    Yea, small moons moving at around .1c would overcome just about any gravity well short of a star.

  • @discusmaximus
    @discusmaximus 2 місяці тому

    For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!

  • @BeeKisses
    @BeeKisses 2 роки тому +4

    This gives me father Jack Hackett vibes, "I LUV MOI BRICK"

  • @lonewoof79
    @lonewoof79 2 роки тому +2

    Should have put the dirtlings in charge of jamming, "we will rock you" on all channels.

    • @loganshaw4527
      @loganshaw4527 Рік тому

      I know right can not have a rock fight with out rock music 🎶

  • @ceterfo
    @ceterfo 2 роки тому +1

    I have a fairly good feeling that the author of that story watches Isaac Arthur if brute Force isn't working then you're not using enough of it.

  • @PoldaranOfDalaran
    @PoldaranOfDalaran 2 роки тому

    This is one of my favorite so far. GOOOO Dirtlings!

  • @MyrdinAnnoth
    @MyrdinAnnoth Рік тому

    The Dirtlings love their rocks.
    They have a very special relationship.
    And they are guite good at throwing them.
    To quote a certain sgt. Johnson "We had sticks. Two stick and a rock for the entire platoon! And we had to share the rock! "

  • @Maddog3060
    @Maddog3060 2 роки тому +1

    As soon as I heard the size of the enemy ship, I knew that the rocks would be big and fast. Because when you make yourself THAT big of a target you're practically begging to be shot at with mass drivers.
    Accelerating them up to 10% of c is pretty damn impressive for a race that is still using chemical engines for realspace movement, though.
    Xenos: "How do you throw rocks that fast?"
    Humans: "Well, you know the FTL drives everyone has? Turns out if you invert the fields and only turn it on for a picosecond it para-accelerates the mass caught in the fields. We found that out the hard way when some techs got drunk and kind of broke into a yard they were working at. Fortunately it was aimed away from anything important, but we're really going to miss Deimos."
    Xenos: "Deimos?"
    Humans: "The moon that was pulverized when it was in the way. Thankfully no one was on it at the time. It left a lovely ring around Mars, though. Anyway, after that we realized it would make a really great gun."
    Xenos: "...Gun?"
    Humans: "Oh my friend, let us introduce you to the concept of 'more dakka'."
    Later: Xenos: "A beautiful friendship indeed."

  • @bulldowozer5858
    @bulldowozer5858 2 роки тому +2

    Throughout the vast nothingness of space, Vrond heard a faint voice, a gargling of a voice almost: *"RRRRRRRRROCK 'IIIIIIIIMMMMMMMM"*

  • @KertaDrake
    @KertaDrake 2 роки тому +2

    If the aliens think our obsession with rocks is weird, just wait until they find out how scary we can be when we find out someone has shiny yellow rocks...

  • @gregkelmis2435
    @gregkelmis2435 2 роки тому

    This needs to be a book and this is somewhere in the first third of the book. Book one of at least four

  • @carlfromtheoc1788
    @carlfromtheoc1788 2 роки тому +1

    We also love sticks, big sticks to hit and poke things with.

    • @atigerclaw
      @atigerclaw 2 роки тому

      Sticks are just long, narrow rocks with a very high carbon to metal ratio.

  • @noneofyourbuisness1679
    @noneofyourbuisness1679 2 роки тому +2

    To be fair, we throw rocks *really* well

    • @TrueFork
      @TrueFork 2 роки тому

      Dirtling war cry was recorded as "let's rock"

  • @robertbemis9800
    @robertbemis9800 2 роки тому +3

    Monkey throw rock!
    Monkey break!

  • @dalemorgan8263
    @dalemorgan8263 2 роки тому +4

    Almighty YEET

  • @henrypaleveda7760
    @henrypaleveda7760 2 роки тому +1

    i am here for the misunderstanding sand all their glorious hilarity

  • @brianlips8346
    @brianlips8346 Рік тому

    Thanks for the story 🙂☺️

  • @sirjmo
    @sirjmo 2 роки тому +3

    Rock rock rock!

  • @NerdyWordyMatt
    @NerdyWordyMatt 2 роки тому +2

    Humans: If violence was not your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it. Throw a moon at them next.

    • @loganshaw4527
      @loganshaw4527 Рік тому

      Throw the small planet we found in the belt next if that does not work.

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 2 роки тому +2

    For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

  • @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
    @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 2 роки тому +1

    Bless the Squerril
    Bless the Author

  • @morescodesup2087
    @morescodesup2087 2 роки тому +3

    Glorious Dakka, mwahaha

  • @seldonwright4345
    @seldonwright4345 Рік тому

    Obvious battle song
    We Will Rock You! At earthquake volume.

  • @thirg424
    @thirg424 2 роки тому +6

    Monkey throw rock

  • @csi1392
    @csi1392 Рік тому

    THE ASTEROID BELT IS WHERE THE ROCKS ARE

  • @devawctin
    @devawctin 2 роки тому +4

    ...rock.
    Rock...
    RoCK?
    ROCK!?

  • @davesy6969
    @davesy6969 7 місяців тому

    Klef is now on special offer.

  • @russellperry9902
    @russellperry9902 2 роки тому +1

    We got the biggest rocks of them all

  • @elfeater1760
    @elfeater1760 2 роки тому +4

    For the Dirt!

  • @theonetodefyall238
    @theonetodefyall238 2 роки тому

    keeper going

  • @ufoe20011
    @ufoe20011 9 місяців тому +1

    And if i may repeat a statement made about another story discussin our love of rocks.
    Line from story
    " yeah they even tricked rocks into thinking for them by applying electricty. "
    Line from comments
    " we did not trick them. We attached jumper cables to their little rock testicles untill they gave us the answers we wanted "

  • @calebyoung8805
    @calebyoung8805 2 роки тому

    very funny, thanks man!

  • @restinwalken
    @restinwalken 2 роки тому +1

    This will be a good one

  • @Steelwhip2001
    @Steelwhip2001 2 роки тому

    to be fair we are REALLY good at throwing rocks....

  • @christinafacts444
    @christinafacts444 2 роки тому

    Ooohh another favorite

  • @AlexWithington
    @AlexWithington 2 роки тому

    I kinda like the name dirtlings it's fitting

  • @dwavenminer
    @dwavenminer 2 роки тому +1

    Rock Smash!

  • @genericuser984
    @genericuser984 2 роки тому +2

    neat

  • @marvinjohnson2488
    @marvinjohnson2488 2 роки тому +1

    Yelp,if at first you don't succeed, throw bigger rocks! For the algorithm.

  • @alrush2423
    @alrush2423 2 роки тому

    For Al Gor'ithym, witness me noisy and loud.

  • @danieljensen794
    @danieljensen794 Рік тому

    Reminds me of the story of were we through Earth at some 5th dimensional beings that killed all humans that weren't on Earth. They said that no rock we could through could effect them and we took that personally.

    • @loganshaw4527
      @loganshaw4527 Рік тому

      5th dimensional being meet the rock of eternity!

  • @nordknotwork
    @nordknotwork 2 роки тому

    Monkey throw rock, monkey break!

  • @Nyghtking
    @Nyghtking 2 роки тому

    "Dirtlings" is such a stupid title, I love it.

  • @Eramiserasmus
    @Eramiserasmus 2 роки тому

    See this peak human: Hit it with best rock you can make or pick up.

  • @WiredTurkey316
    @WiredTurkey316 2 роки тому

    For the algorithm

  • @GenStallion
    @GenStallion 2 роки тому +1

    I feel that we have seen this here before. Is it just me?

    • @genericuser984
      @genericuser984 2 роки тому

      this is a new one, theres just many ways to write 'monke yeet stone'

  • @crazydud2432
    @crazydud2432 Рік тому

    Without bending space time the infinite energy required to throw rocks at the speed of light would also create an infinite explosion and doom is all. We have a max limit on rock throwing

  • @klappstock943
    @klappstock943 2 роки тому

    We will rock you

  • @Naofumi-Iwatani
    @Naofumi-Iwatani 2 роки тому

    If sentient singularity orbs cannot puncture a hull, ram it from lights peed with your over engineered warship.

  • @Jakes3130
    @Jakes3130 23 дні тому

    🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠

  • @anathardayaldar
    @anathardayaldar 2 роки тому

    TL;DR: "rocks"

  • @Kualinar
    @Kualinar Рік тому

    Throwing rocks ? Why not ? We are pretty good at throwing rocks. Big rocks can do a LOT of damage, and a mere laser or beam weapon is of no use against a big rock coming at you at relativistic speed. And, if that rock is big enough... Well, there is no stopping it before it's get stopped by something much bigger.

    • @loganshaw4527
      @loganshaw4527 Рік тому +1

      Moon fall was always a human fear.

    • @loganshaw4527
      @loganshaw4527 Рік тому +1

      Did you hear in "nature of predators" the humans made a moon fall out of orbit as a distraction?!?!?!

  • @ownzone8172
    @ownzone8172 2 роки тому +2

    Rock is friend.
    Rock is music.
    Rock is life
    Rock is (your) death
    read more

  • @bobsterclause342
    @bobsterclause342 2 роки тому +1

    well, since all things fall at the same speed, if they had anti gravity of repulsing, then, it probably wouldn't help much that you have momentum, atleast not frm mass. See, gravity effects all mass in a way where it falls at the same rate. I massive object will fall just as quick, and be slowed, I imagine as much.
    Basically, all the mass is effected y the force of accekleration at the same time.
    the only thing that would help is speed, but. in fact, too much speed means more mass at realatavistic speeds, but it won't slow much in a fraction of a second.more mass means means the same amount of slowing due to gravity though, so speed means little effect. After all, if an objec tis exposed to earth's gravity for a fraction of a second, it won't be effected much. A bit, but not much.
    At hundredth of a second, it would move .0981 meters towards earth.
    percentages of the speed of light means passing thourhg the feild of gravity quite rapidly it takes eight minutes for light to go from the sun to earth, and some seconds from earth to the moon in 1.3 seconds. So, a full gee for a second at full speed and at ten percent, well gravity falls off with distance, but a meter or so. interms of velocity, you are talking about a gee of force out how ever much force a ten percent light speed object, which will have more energy than it's original mass times velocity due to relativity giving it more mass. however, since we are using anti grav as a force, it would loose 9.8 meters/second at rarth's gravity.

    • @Nyghtking
      @Nyghtking 2 роки тому +1

      Yup, it would be slowed but it would only be slowed in accordance to what it's acceleration would be if it were falling toward an object of equal mass to the dread ship, since it's traveling at 10% the speed of light the de-acceleration is so minimal that it would impact it long before it could slow down enough to be rendered harmless and reverse direction

    • @justarandomtechpriest1578
      @justarandomtechpriest1578 2 роки тому

      *g

    • @noppornwongrassamee8941
      @noppornwongrassamee8941 2 роки тому

      And a particle beam would be moving closer to c than the relativistic rocks in this story. And since both would lose velocity at the same rate, the more massive but slower rock should be better repelled by the gravity field than the faster but less massive particle beam because the rock would reach zero velocity first. Especially since as noted above, the slower rock would spend more time under the gravity's influence than the faster particle beam.
      Except as noted in this story, the rocks ARE NOT on dumb ballistic projectiles, but have their own drives built in that keep adding velocity and thus can fight through the gravity repulsion field.

    • @robertstoneking7916
      @robertstoneking7916 2 роки тому

      Think about it this way how much would 2G accelerate something in a few hundred miles? Gravity decreases with distance so theres a limit to how far out high acceleration is present. Not a significant percentage of light speed and the rock had 10%c.

    • @Sanquinity
      @Sanquinity 2 роки тому

      Gravity will indeed have just as much effect on larger objects, but the more mass something has the more it resists changes in it's velocity. So no, several kilometre asteroids wouldn't reverse before hitting the ship just as fast as, say, a baseball sized rock would.

  • @TheLazyComet
    @TheLazyComet 2 роки тому +2

    we would like better FTL tecnology please.......................ok fine yes we were going to use it to throw faster rocks but pretty please :) we wont throw them at you

    • @christopherkortum5535
      @christopherkortum5535 2 роки тому +2

      What if we take one drive...attach it to another drive....then attach the combined drives to a rock?

    • @CaptainRhodor
      @CaptainRhodor 2 роки тому +1

      @@christopherkortum5535 **MAXIMUM ROCK**

    • @loganshaw4527
      @loganshaw4527 Рік тому

      Break the rock speed record with making the rock ram at maximum FTL then have it set to over load near impact.

  • @monkeyboimehoimenoi8395
    @monkeyboimehoimenoi8395 Рік тому

    Unta enta ronk

  • @The_IRS
    @The_IRS 2 роки тому

    1249 views

  • @Kirsten2933
    @Kirsten2933 2 роки тому

    like 429

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    @merlinwizard1000 Рік тому

    157th, 13 January 2023

  • @arakheno4051
    @arakheno4051 2 роки тому

    F.A.S.

  • @jimmycoyote74
    @jimmycoyote74 2 роки тому

    For the algorithm