Frozen Pizza - The Adventure (2019)
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- Опубліковано 9 гру 2019
- Frozen Pizza can truly be an art, in today's video I take you through the delicate construction and preparation of a Freschetta Frozen Pizza and then I try it and give a short review!
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TheReportOfTheWeek my Dissapointment
@@Bruce33Bliven If you don't like what he does, just get off the video and mind about your own life.
TheReportOfTheWeek can you review the CyberTruck?
Awesome video reviewbrah
Please try Wild Mike's frozen pizza!!
Who else thinks this guy is the most genuine human being??
Raise your hands ✋
At this point he's the ONLY real human being left, we're all just hollow husks going through the motions.
He's a real G for sure
He is the pinnacle of human evolution.
THIS.
How is everyone's Tuesday so far?
yes
Good, and u?
yes
So far so good!
Nice enough
“Frozen Pizza is one of those topics I don’t really address too often...”- *leans in* this sounds important.
That little wink almost made me pass out. What a legend
😫😫😵😵😵 haha. I was looking for a comment like this
when does he wink
@@DeezN00tz99 6:36
You forgot to say no homo,..
A master of the wink. It kills me every time.
I was scared because he didn't start off with the intro immediately
I was concerned as well.
🥵 that was a close one
It's a bit like having a wank, better to get the real thing.
I'm really diggin' the sweaters lately
Me too, he's casually classy, dreamy!
Hahaha
@@gridleaf ha
it's a nice comfy winter look and it slaps
Absolutely
Normal people: Frozen 2 (2019)
Me: Frozen Pizza (2019)
Can't wait for continuation.
Freschetta pizza was always my favorite frozen pizza as a kid. When Reviewbrah said Freschetta was his favorite I literally like pumped my fist and celebrated a little bit to myself. My opinions have been validated which means I am a good person.
“It’s 6am right now” 😂🤣😂
This man doesn't sleep, he rests lol
He rests on Sunday.
that reveal was the best part of the video lol
Why does it feel like he’s actually talking directly to my soul?
+Joel Samuel you might want to ask your psychologist that question
calm down, Joel
"It's pizza, but it's frozen. But you can cook it and it won't be frozen anymore. It's crazy."
Because he is
Because it's not delivery... It's DiGiorno..
This man is destryoing everything the youtube algorithm is trying to do. (this is a good thing)
He is achieving this by being a genuine human in a world flooded with clickbait.
John, just keep doing what you do man, I love that you (will ) have 2 Mil subs soon.
I love that it's not because of clickbait thumbnails and edgy editing.
You are the key to the future of just being able to watch a video review without selling your kidney.
No one will be seated during the thrilling "NO OVEN MITT" scene!
ding!
He was right
That intro did throw me off
It was a true curveball.
TheReportOfTheWeek Never saw it coming, wonderful execution ! 👌
We didn't get the finger swipe. I want my money back!
@@TheReportOfTheWeek I would call it more of a changeup.
Thats not the intro its so DiGiorno
I want our legend to try making his own pizza
Would we be worthy?
I don't know how good he is at cooking
Imagine our Lord doing a cooking show, we truly are unworthy and undeserving of such a blessing
@@Denim_Chicken 😂
That would be fun.
“It’s pizza, but it’s frozen, and then you’re the one that cooks it... And then it’s not frozen anymore. And then you can eat it. Which is pretty crazy when you really think about it.”
💯😤👌🏽🚫🧢💯😤
SVEN12 𝚆𝚑𝚢.
No Cap Brah
SVEN123 bars
If aliens ever invade I say we have this guy speak on behalf of the human race
He must do one thing. (Without eating us of course) he will review the entire human race as a species in front of the alien invaders
shuuuuush
@@Somefatguy69420 I give it a solid 5.6 out of 10.
We'd be fucked
Lmaoo
This video should be called, "Reviewbrah auditions for a Digiorno advert"
Yung King Our lord hath shunned thee. We shall cast thy same fate upon them.
7:37
“Yeah, I guess it’s _not_ delivery.”
TKO.
Did you see his little wink when he licked the sauce of his lips lmao
Yeah, LOL
I just hope it was intentional and not a side-effect of the accident xD
Wink? Or twitch?
Mr.Cenourinha san
Long hair...🤔
@@SignedOff402 deffo I wink
Luke: He's heading for that small moon.
Han: That's not delivery... IT'S DIGIORNO!!!!!
I think he created this entire "frozen pizza adventure" just so he could do his Digeorno comedy bit. Well done sir.
I consider frozen pizza to be an acquired taste, that can be acquired at the supermarket.
When you cant afford the 9 dollars for someone to make it for you
whheaattz mayne see, sometimes a Dominos or a Pizza Hut is far away and you can’t be bothered to drive that distance
@@splitzerx570 true... I guess I take living in a city on the east coast for granted
whheaattz mayne what blows my mind is some of these frozen pizzas cost as much as fresh ones
FARGIN I prefer tombstone it’s the best and you make it crunchy and mmmm
Faked us out there in the beginning. You clever lad, you.
Keep Calm and follow #QAnon
@@JimboJones99 😂
He’s like a young mr Rogers that eats pizza
Frecschetta is the hidden gem of your local grocery store! most people just grab their digornio and never even realize what they're missing.
"When your grandpas leave you alone at home... You cook pizza at 6AM."
I laughed out loud at this comment 🤣😂
Moral of the story:
It's not delivery, it's digiorno
It's not delivery, it's digiorno...
IT'S NOT DELIVERY, IT'S DIGIORNO
iT's nOt DeLiVErY, It'S digIoRnO
You can say it in many ways
Haha
0:53
its actually Freschetta
@@Panzer_Runner digiorno its delivery not its
I LIKE HOW HE STUDIES IT WHILE HE EATS IT.
Indeed. Like a true professional.
WHY THE FUCK ARE WE IN ALL CAPS?
@@idkstudios4412 I DID IT TO CAPTURE YOUR ATTENTION. SEE... IT WORKED! 👍😉
There is totally an art to cooking frozen pizza. It requires an intimate knowledge of the oven you'll be working with, and benefits from years of experience with a variety of brands. Outstanding technique with both the pan and the second cooking. People who don't take frozen pizza seriously enough are the ones who would dismiss it, and they are simply missing out.
He winks and girls everywhere swoon
wasnt winking, that was a big bite of barely chewed crust going down his throat
He knew we were aching for him to get that bit of sauce on his lip
Hes a literal vampire
Michael Bell look up the definition of literal.
A real hoot with the gals
Slicing the pie and then putting it back in the oven! Genius!!! This solves my problem of 'soggy middle but over-done rim'. Thank you for thinking outside of the pizza box for me.
Agreed! I never thought of doing that.
I have not had a frozen pizza in 2 years. However, since my sick son wanted a pizza, I found myself in front of the frozen pizzas this morning, after watching your review. Based on the report, I got him a Freshetta and a Red Baron, because that's what he usually gets. I also got myself a DiGiorno (sorry) because I like their thin crust vegetarian pizzas. So here I am, eating DiGiorno and trying not to feel guilty about the carbs. I appreciate you mentioning not getting delivery because of the weather, I would never think of asking a delivery person to risk his life to come out in a snow storm to bring me a pizza.
My first day off in almost two weeks (split days of course) but don't get to relax but when I sleep in an extra hour and wake up to your videos on my phone. I take the time and just relax and enjoy you as a person. Thank you friend.
The digression on "it's not delivery it's DiGiorno" is the highlight of my week.
Papa Jonathan, bringing us that quality content once more
Michaljon troupe papa jon
Father John’s.
moral of the story,
I’m in love with him.
BEST FROZEN PIZZA HANDS DOWN!!
This pizza actually looks better than those i can get at my pizzarias. :(
Freschetta's pretty decent for frozen pizza, imo -- it's certainly leagues better than Digiornos.
Are you in SF? The pizza is garbage here.
NY NJ Philly ftw
The pizza in my area sucks, it all tastes like cardboard
Cutting the slices and throwing it back in the oven is some genius level shit.
Yup, this needs to be a series
Thanks for giving me a few seconds for the frozen pizza mind set to set in. I don’t think I would have been prepared for this video otherwise
Freschetta's the way to go if you're gonna have a frozen pizza.
Digiorno: Am I a joke to you?
Agreed
@My Phone hmm. I've never had that issue but I can see where your coming from. That's just gross.
"It's not delivery....it's digiorno" has always been more of a warning to me rather than something that gets my hopes up. Stuffs nasty
My Phone yup too much yeast. The dough rises so much it gets too thick to cook.
U really got us with the intro
When you're smiling and happy my world fills with light, sir. 😊
Pizza that goes from frozen to not frozen. What an adventure, mind blown!
Yay he's wearing his sweater 🥰
Sweater weather
Ur wet ain’t u
@@deermeat311 yes VERY haha
Dayna D Hahahaha Awsome
*Once I bought a Four Cheese frozen pizza and I swear to god that it was one of the best pizzas I've ever had, better than a lot of fresh natural ingredients ones.*
That second bake to cauterize the slice wounds and keep the toppings from spilling...this man is a genuine genius.
Petition for TheReportOfTheWeek going on HotOnes🔥
YES!
Fuck yea
Liam Foster ah yes, the man with the oh yeah yeah profile picture
CallyWasHere I don’t even think 90% of people with the Janus profile picture even know where it’s from and who the character is lol. It’s just a bunch of posers on a bandwagon.
I'd like to see this Doc.
Reviewbrah I love your content I listen to the podcasts every week and watch all of your videos. You're genuine, entertaining and your dry humor really does it for me time and time again. Thanks for making tough times better
Welcome
best frozen pizza you can buy so underrated
Our boy's been particularly chipper recently. Is there a lucky young lady new on the scene, perhaps?
Wouldn't that be grand! The world needs his offspring.
Pain pills
marck ferrari oh, for heaven's sake
well we can at least expect a double digit number of the most desirable women surrounding Broseidon himself at any moment.
If there is a current newcomer to the circle of those incredibly lucky ladies we should give our best wishes to her for the certain birth of her divine child for if his gaze was to fall upon any woman it would impregnate her immediatly.
@Der Frosch-Prinz Aus Bayern As a Catholic, I can confirm that is exactly what our communion is.
I‘m be studying for midterms, and watching him eat pizza is quite calming and idk why… 🤔
When the intro started I thought his evil twin had killed him and took over his channel, thankfully this was not the case, yet anyway
95TurboSol
I was worried too.
You mean mommy Kim?
Glad Reviewbrah took the precaution of putting the glove on
Glad you did this review. I have tried prob every frozen pizza. Freschetta gives you solid sauce , plentiful cheese, and plethora of toppings 👍🏻 It’s the best one
Yooooooo i deadass was like "wtf is going on?!" in the beginning 😂
Are you getting enough sleep??
Much luv reviewbrah from Canada
My utmost apologies for causing a great disturbance in the force.
@@TheReportOfTheWeek We don't deserve this man.
@@TheReportOfTheWeek Haha what a legend
I was thinking the same exact thing brando lee! At first I was thinking a concealed black eye.
0:15 you did throw me off! i was asking myself, "where is his adorable intro...?" you have genuinely fooled this gal.
thank you.
i suggest finding Wal-Mart great value brand frozen pizza and reviewing it, if you're interesting and have not already tried. i find the rising crust with pepperoni, and supreme to be good options. have not tried their flat crust pizzas yet, though.
Frozen pizza has honestly been a cornerstone of my life these past few months, it stands strong against stress, pressure and depression as something you can always just stick in the oven and get a decent meal. God bless frozen pizza.
6:36 That wink had me SWOON
Look out frozen pizza world, our king has arrived
I used to make this brand of pizza at my work in a brick oven, it would come out absolutely phenomenal, better than alot of pizza places. It all matters on the oven that its cooked in.
Yeah o used to have this pizza oven that made any frozen pizza amazing, sadly it broke
Oh yeah, even heating on solid bricks cooks the pizza perfectly through, none of that weird "buckling" like in wire racks
We need more of these store-bought food videos!
I am pleased that you reviewed a frozen pizza. Where I live, there are no Domino’s, Pizza Huts, Papa Johns or Little Caesars in a 15 mile radius. There are however many frozen pizzas to enjoy and sample. Actually, DiGiorno and the supermarket brand are my favorites. Too many people bitch and moan at the pizza options locally. Either they are burnt, soggy, greasy or tiny. No complaints from a frozen choice.
OMG IM SO HYPED FOR THIS
For Pizza or for the video?
@@bmzih both (๑˙❥˙๑)
6:39 and I fell into a trance
Just what I needed for my thesis on frozen pizza
That intro was ADORABLE!
I am on time, m'lord.
Freschetta has been my favorite since my college days aka early 2000’s. When it rises correctly , it’s delicious.
Frozen pizza is food so its a food review! You can make a whole series out of this. There are so many frozen pizzas at the store.
On a frozen pizza scale I think Home Run Pizza is the the best you'll get👍👍👍👍
Reviewbrah’s life is an adventure I’m happy to watch unfold.
Reviewbrah only used the oven glove so he wouldn't insult the oven
He's so wholesome, and his jokes are too, its all so funny and sweet-
Shit. I think im in love with him.
The wink was the best part.
Right before assassinating someone*
Its not delivery. Its digiorno!!
Holy shit did we just make a movie?
when i wake up late in the afternoon and am about to shame myself, i turn to your videos to feel at ease
That wink just stole my heart
This man is a gentleman, meme and a great and lovable human being ever created by god
How could he create himself?
This is him, this is the man that stole my girl!
I’m cackling in bed like a freak. This guy has a direct line to my funny bone!
Breanna Gosdin that's what she said?
I really felt like I was a weirdo for putting extra seasoning on my frozen pizzas. I now feel normal, safe, and warm 😊
Frozen Pizza! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
You could literally review tap water and I'd honestly enjoy it.
He did review water once.
The bottled water showdown, he did it a while back
This man is far too angelic for a frozen pizza.
1) Let’s talk about that spiffy sweater with that dark brown knit trimmed edge. Legendary.
2) When drinking from your chalice, pinky finger up is only necessary while drinking with right hand.
3) Can anyone see what is on the green sticky note? Or even better, any guesses?
You baked that pizza perfectly.
The way he was handling that blue chalet, I hope he has it insured for at least a million dollars, just in case it breaks and has to be replaced.
This specific brand was the one I’ve had since childhood, this is deep cut comfort food
There are several frozen pizzas we love, we always add extra pepperoni & cheese, not a bad go to on any given night.
Excellent. Can you take us on a frozen TV dinner journey next??
"It's not delivery...it's DiGiorno!"
*organ music plays*
Next Time on General Store
That is the most artfully cut frozen pizza I've ever seen in my life.
Did it with his fingernails
The double bake is crucial for maximum crispiness. Pro move 6:00
I'm so in love with his pure soul
I've never heard Reviewbrah swear. He is a classy gentleman
@Lynn V. That would be interesting to see. I can't imagine him ever being mad
Get a couple of Old Fashioneds in him and he's cursing like a sailor.
@@chyaaaaaaaaa I think it depends on what you mean by "swear." I'm new, but have been sorta binge watching his videos and radio shows. He's said "damn," but I think that's it. I admit, after seeing a lot of vids, and then hearing "damn," I was a bit surprised. But it's OK, it's pretty mild as far as swearing goes. I think angels may be forgiven for the occasional, slight infraction.
@@calendarpage God inflicts damnation all the time. Hell is a place. A bitch is a female dog. An ass is an animal as well. Most swears are innocuous when you think about them.
Pretty sure once ReviewBrah has said something it’s no longer considered to be swearing.
Nice to see a clean oven. Hello from North West Wales, uk.
Tony is your brother called Tom?
@@roberthemingway9553 no, I'm near pwllheli.
@@tonyjones9442 is that near the river taff?
@@roberthemingway9553 no,I'm 200 miles away from the river taff in North Wales. River taff is in cardiff,south wales.
Love the sarcastic way of saying "Its not delivery...It's Digiorno -- eyeroll with head shake
Freschetta Supreme rising crust frozen pizza has always been my favorite👍
Digiorno Supreme frozen pizza has always been my second choice.
My first choice store bought pizza, is the Walmart $5.00 fresh made pizza that you cook in the oven. You can eat it when you buy it or freeze it and have it at another time.
They are always fresh and good.