Is Papa John's Extra Cheesy Alfredo Pizza TOO Cheesy?

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  • Опубліковано 20 гру 2024

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  • @TheReportOfTheWeek
    @TheReportOfTheWeek  5 років тому +1490

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  • @ArtificialBanana
    @ArtificialBanana 5 років тому +3621

    He is such a professional that, even in bed, he carries no less than two pens in his pocket!

    • @roxy1522
      @roxy1522 5 років тому +96

      And a black satin napkin!!!

    • @bonk2737
      @bonk2737 5 років тому +2

      ArtificialBanana hehehe

    • @buntafujiwara5069
      @buntafujiwara5069 5 років тому +18

      ArtificialBanana I know Man it’s crazy how prepared one can be for a food review

    • @mereacting2830
      @mereacting2830 5 років тому +7

      With a Snazzy tie too😃

    • @HiredGeek
      @HiredGeek 5 років тому +4

      *Fewer

  • @markdouglas1601
    @markdouglas1601 4 роки тому +5507

    This dude slicked his hair back, put on a shirt and tie just to get into bed and review a pizza.
    He did that for us.

    • @anon5667
      @anon5667 4 роки тому +217

      bro he has a whole suit, People make fun of this dude, and I'm just thinking how, hes so wholesome

    • @brittanyd2506
      @brittanyd2506 4 роки тому +130

      We don't deserve him

    • @jackjill497
      @jackjill497 4 роки тому +12

      Big fucking deal.

    • @jonathanbedsole6747
      @jonathanbedsole6747 4 роки тому +9

      Mark Douglas this isn’t new

    • @aspiring7470
      @aspiring7470 4 роки тому +59

      That’s his casual wear xd

  • @neilcoolon2065
    @neilcoolon2065 5 років тому +1616

    This man giving a whole speech on one slice of pizza. Dudes a legend

    • @j_bailey11
      @j_bailey11 4 роки тому +33

      And I have a problem with 10min presentation on a complex subject. Whereas he can tell a story about a single slice of pie..

    • @saadjalal
      @saadjalal 4 роки тому +4

      True 😂😂😂

    • @fcd07_fnyt36
      @fcd07_fnyt36 4 роки тому +10

      This is wholesome content you watch when you don’t wanna sleep

    • @LSFRESSA
      @LSFRESSA 4 роки тому

      Ongg mann this dude be talkinnnn way to much

    • @Itsmeyourfather
      @Itsmeyourfather 4 роки тому

      Jan well if you have a problem with that then shut up and go to another video and stop bitching about it!

  • @mobyking3854
    @mobyking3854 4 роки тому +1474

    He’s such a beast he does the whole thing in one take

    • @davidfoenander7493
      @davidfoenander7493 4 роки тому +40

      Moby King cos hes not fake like other youtubers. This is all him

    • @shimeih2287
      @shimeih2287 4 роки тому +9

      @Not Smurf 😂😂😂😂 nice

    • @abhirupan7630
      @abhirupan7630 4 роки тому +7

      David Foenander bruh having a script and editing isn’t fake 😂

    • @Smoreozie
      @Smoreozie 4 роки тому

      @@abhirupan7630 yeah

    • @tjmethven2074
      @tjmethven2074 4 роки тому +3

      The true one take tony.

  • @TheReportOfTheWeek
    @TheReportOfTheWeek  5 років тому +1440

    Happy Saturday everyone!

  • @samnic1998
    @samnic1998 5 років тому +5775

    eating pasta while watching this like im on a date with him

    • @jk8352
      @jk8352 5 років тому +234

      i think im in love

    • @jk8352
      @jk8352 5 років тому +148

      unironically

    • @ModernGentleman
      @ModernGentleman 5 років тому +140

      In your dreams playboy

    • @shredd9719
      @shredd9719 5 років тому +101

      No! HE'S MINE!

    • @tammys5383
      @tammys5383 5 років тому +102

      The closest we’ll ever get to our perfect date 😪

  • @freshpeanut4967
    @freshpeanut4967 5 років тому +2041

    This dude lookin’ like the CEO of cheese

    • @ayndie38
      @ayndie38 4 роки тому +11

      😂😂😂😂

    • @TheHakuryu
      @TheHakuryu 4 роки тому +7

      FreshPeanut 😂😂😂😂

    • @lunamoonstone420
      @lunamoonstone420 4 роки тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @officialblinx964
      @officialblinx964 4 роки тому +3

      Bruv, you are so new to youtube wtf how is you

    • @Bandstand
      @Bandstand 4 роки тому +8

      SaltySweet I lost brain cells rereading your comment

  • @danielmathew5008
    @danielmathew5008 4 роки тому +3377

    He looks 10, 20, 30, 40, 50 and 60 years old at the same time.

  • @courtneywynne6753
    @courtneywynne6753 5 років тому +323

    He swiped his mouth and hands with a black satin napkin....a true king.

  • @jacobhaire4364
    @jacobhaire4364 5 років тому +1593

    Me: *Scrolls through recommended*
    Video: “Is Papa Johns Extra Cheesy Alfredo Pizza too Cheesy?”
    Me: I don’t need sleep, I need answers

  • @SlumericanXX
    @SlumericanXX 5 років тому +1428

    “Is Papa Johns Extra Cheesy Alfredo Pizza Too Cheesy?”
    Me calling my boss: Yeah, I’m gonna be late today. Something just came up

  • @CJV4588
    @CJV4588 4 роки тому +653

    of course, a silk napkin just to remind us peasants who's king

  • @Regular_Pigeon
    @Regular_Pigeon 5 років тому +733

    Only Reviewbrah is allowed to get jet lagged in the same time zone.

  • @jo151
    @jo151 4 роки тому +1754

    That pillow case looks like it belongs to a 90 year old woman named Mable

    • @jigglyjoggle5127
      @jigglyjoggle5127 4 роки тому +72

      I mean you aren't wrong

    • @jakemcdonald4677
      @jakemcdonald4677 4 роки тому +6

      😂😂😂

    • @stfuforeiign
      @stfuforeiign 4 роки тому +9

      😭😭😭😭😭

    • @poppybell8217
      @poppybell8217 4 роки тому +35

      ...and the lamp. That’s Mable’s lamp, too. (Mable was my grandmas name by the way and she spelled it that way instead of “Mabel”)

    • @thecatonacouch9371
      @thecatonacouch9371 4 роки тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sibire8284
    @sibire8284 5 років тому +2105

    Honestly, youtube doesn't deserve to host this man's content.

  • @charlierosvold8941
    @charlierosvold8941 4 роки тому +219

    Dont you dare scroll while the legend is speaking.

    • @dabassboss4734
      @dabassboss4734 4 роки тому +11

      Whoops

    • @zyron7352
      @zyron7352 4 роки тому +1

      Kael Versoza shut up

    • @munehboi5764
      @munehboi5764 4 роки тому +2

      Kael Versoza you can’t talk when you make shit music 😐

    • @chasemurray8679
      @chasemurray8679 4 роки тому +2

      OinseBoii how dare you comment while the legend is speaking

    • @じょせふ-v2z
      @じょせふ-v2z 4 роки тому +1

      Don't worry I save the comments for the eating sequence

  • @mikeFolco
    @mikeFolco 5 років тому +814

    Eating pizza in bed like a Victorian Noble.

  • @brandihill1955
    @brandihill1955 5 років тому +993

    Everyone acting like he’s being serious about the jet lag like he’s not joking and also immune to such mortal inconveniences

    • @rascalw.492
      @rascalw.492 5 років тому +21

      Ha... Mortal inconveniences, I like that.

    • @AWWx2
      @AWWx2 5 років тому +32

      So many of us are now very accustomed to his very dry, almost morbid sense of humor. He's a master at this. Sometimes, he reminds me of Alfred Hitchcock's sense of humor. His presentation style is so predictable now, and he takes 10-15 minutes to describe a product, building the tension. I love his humility, too.

    • @gwen6622
      @gwen6622 5 років тому +5

      he has a very dry sense of humor lol

    • @FatWhataburgerGuy
      @FatWhataburgerGuy 4 роки тому +7

      New York and Florida are in the same timezone

    • @robertmcdonald5277
      @robertmcdonald5277 4 роки тому +1

      @@FatWhataburgerGuy it was his dry joke

  • @jennygoofus6968
    @jennygoofus6968 5 років тому +1678

    The existence of the Alfredo sauce has been confirmed.

    • @jennygoofus6968
      @jennygoofus6968 5 років тому +5

      @@ShoeNice22videos damn you're still alive?

    • @Catnippy
      @Catnippy 5 років тому +4

      @@ShoeNice22videos i had no idea you watched reviewbrah

    • @illumi._.
      @illumi._. 5 років тому +1

      Jenny goofus
      plagiarism is one hell of a drug

    • @jennygoofus6968
      @jennygoofus6968 5 років тому +2

      @@illumi._. ok lol. Where the hell did I commit that? If uade the same comment than good for u. We both saw the same funny quote at the same time. Chill.

    • @illumi._.
      @illumi._. 5 років тому +1

      Jenny goofus
      I’m talking about you repeating what he said but ok.

  • @singularity3223
    @singularity3223 4 роки тому +106

    I adore the way he acts, dresses, and talks to his viewers even for reviewing a pizza. He's truly a gentleman! ❤

  • @megablademe4930
    @megablademe4930 4 роки тому +1161

    Can we take a moment to appreciate this guy? Jokes and “memes” aside, this guy is very chsrismatic and can make me sit for 12 minutes watching a fast food review while also talking to us about his life.

  • @u.hinson6300
    @u.hinson6300 5 років тому +453

    His evaluation is thorough and complete.
    I trust him.

    • @AltCTRLF8
      @AltCTRLF8 4 роки тому +12

      i would follow him into battle.

  • @sidvicious4078
    @sidvicious4078 5 років тому +463

    This man doesn’t belong in this time, what a legend

    • @mollyroberts2458
      @mollyroberts2458 5 років тому +2

      @First name Last name are we sure that he didn't actually do that 🤔🤔

  • @jayog4576
    @jayog4576 4 роки тому +279

    Protect this man at all costs. The saviour we need and he's for the culture.

  • @zezydeco1054
    @zezydeco1054 5 років тому +513

    The world isn’t ready for him

    • @frogstranger9605
      @frogstranger9605 5 років тому +6

      Theres one thing that always bugs me. I,myself am a new viewer of his content, and am not sure if he actually finishes the meal afterwards. It might seem very obvious to you, to the point where you could even say, that you know it. And after making such a strong statement like the one you just made (even though it might be a joke), one might assume you posess the knowledge I seek to know. If not.. I just wasted my time asking. But if you would find the kindness in your heart to reply to my question, you would kill the anticipation I have after writing this request. It really is up to you.

    • @fymboy_yt2643
      @fymboy_yt2643 5 років тому +4

      But oh lawd he coming

    • @DavidAndysin
      @DavidAndysin 5 років тому

      Æ

    • @justaglassofmilk8486
      @justaglassofmilk8486 5 років тому

      @@DavidAndysin æ

    • @WoopyG
      @WoopyG 4 роки тому

      Frog Stranger bruh look at this dude writing a whole goddamn paragraph

  • @illumi._.
    @illumi._. 5 років тому +338

    “The day of reckoning will come”
    -Papa John

  • @coraert
    @coraert 5 років тому +305

    ASMR Your boyfriend talks to you in bed while you're sharing pizza.

    • @5entience626
      @5entience626 5 років тому +1

      Lol new title

    • @chrisvega2383
      @chrisvega2383 5 років тому +10

      This completely changed the way I watch this video

    • @SinLeXy
      @SinLeXy 5 років тому +2

      LMAO

    • @PcNoted
      @PcNoted 5 років тому

      Boyfriend?

    • @mereacting2830
      @mereacting2830 5 років тому +1

      I would not share my food😁

  • @toofaraheadofu7928
    @toofaraheadofu7928 4 роки тому +170

    This man's smile could purify Hell itself.

  • @maiarose3422
    @maiarose3422 5 років тому +205

    he just always looks so clean and sanitised it’s admirable

    • @cammybear-x
      @cammybear-x 5 років тому +4

      Maia-Rose Mitchell wholesome

    • @the7A7dude
      @the7A7dude 5 років тому +5

      Theres no way he does not have OCD

    • @maiarose3422
      @maiarose3422 5 років тому +2

      @@cammybear-x extremely

    • @jemangemonbras5135
      @jemangemonbras5135 5 років тому

      He looks like a granny but a younger granny it's weird

  • @voidofethics
    @voidofethics 5 років тому +459

    *"I require more cheese, Papa John's."*
    Garlfield.

    • @alexmachado3622
      @alexmachado3622 5 років тому +2

      Sakupen Killer 🐈

    • @neeneeo
      @neeneeo 5 років тому

      I see you're a man of culture as well..

    • @thatfobby5455
      @thatfobby5455 5 років тому +5

      Where is my cheese jonathan

    • @undercoverbreadbug7729
      @undercoverbreadbug7729 5 років тому +2

      who is garlfield? garfield’s lost cousin perhaps?

    • @Tuxum
      @Tuxum 5 років тому

      ThatFobby54 when Garfield calls John Jonathan there is something *wrong*

  • @timothyhanner8118
    @timothyhanner8118 5 років тому +331

    Mom: “ Don’t eat crackers in your bed!”
    Review Brah: Brings the whole pizza, box and all, to his bed.

    • @DavidAndysin
      @DavidAndysin 5 років тому

      Æ

    • @hawgvisitor8794
      @hawgvisitor8794 5 років тому

      Nova ツ волк

    • @mereacting2830
      @mereacting2830 4 роки тому +1

      🤣😂🤣

    • @rtxf
      @rtxf 4 роки тому +3

      Well looking at it, a single cracker would crumble way more than a pizza.

  • @alexroyer8683
    @alexroyer8683 4 роки тому +77

    "THE EXISTENCE OF THE ALFREDO SAUCE HAS BEEN CONFIRMED."
    Man, I was starting to get worried there. Thanks for calming the nerves.

  • @earthcircle5882
    @earthcircle5882 5 років тому +1943

    this guy gets paid for eating pizza in bed
    He deserves it

  • @gustavgnoettgen
    @gustavgnoettgen 5 років тому +94

    Smart reminder: please don't forget to age a bit. Being a time traveler is one thing, but not aging as a youtuber shows at some point.

  • @rubsymoon839
    @rubsymoon839 5 років тому +609

    "I'm just worried is it gunna be too cheesy?"
    Laughs in lactose intolerance

    • @Scazoid
      @Scazoid 5 років тому +14

      *laughs in cheese addict*

    • @Scazoid
      @Scazoid 5 років тому +6

      @Luke L. *laughs in death*

    • @Erik-zd2oi
      @Erik-zd2oi 5 років тому +8

      @Luke L. how are you even alive?!

    • @arisenpawn425
      @arisenpawn425 5 років тому +4

      I've never met a lactose intolerant person who cares. Including me.

    • @nieanas1756
      @nieanas1756 5 років тому +1

      @@Erik-zd2oi Toilette

  • @lil0910
    @lil0910 4 роки тому +221

    "The existence of the Alfredo sauce
    Has been confirmed"

  • @samgadd6437
    @samgadd6437 5 років тому +51

    When I first saw this channel I was confused by how people were so interested in his food reviews, but now I am completely addicted to his channel.

  • @GunsNBudder
    @GunsNBudder 5 років тому +228

    This is the type of hard-hitting journalism I'd like to see more of in the world.

    • @surr3al305
      @surr3al305 5 років тому +14

      Honest, fair, precise, professional.

  • @PrivateLegacy12
    @PrivateLegacy12 5 років тому +408

    “I can confirm the existence of the Alfredo sauce has been confirmed.” - Reviewbrah, 2020.

    •  5 років тому +6

      It takes a real mastro to confirm the confirmation.

    • @040.1
      @040.1 5 років тому

      @ its not reviewbrah

    • @DavidAndysin
      @DavidAndysin 5 років тому

      Æ

  • @mdiggler
    @mdiggler 4 роки тому +148

    He looks at his food with the same interest as an alien looking at the human race.

    • @skiih9293
      @skiih9293 4 роки тому +1

      “What a discrace”

  • @Vucevcanac
    @Vucevcanac 5 років тому +2918

    HOW DARE YOU SCROLL DOWN WHILE THE LEGEND IS TALKING

    • @alexolfis3441
      @alexolfis3441 5 років тому +57

      :(

    • @junkoyaki5486
      @junkoyaki5486 5 років тому +142

      IM SORRY, PLEASE FORGIVE MY SINS

    • @Vucevcanac
      @Vucevcanac 5 років тому +77

      Jun Koyaki the council will decide if you are forgiven

    • @Awkd
      @Awkd 5 років тому +26

      @@junkoyaki5486 not looking good for you

    • @smughatgirl8235
      @smughatgirl8235 5 років тому +37

      You’re right. I’m ashamed of the sins I’ve committed against the legend himself.

  • @MarxAviano
    @MarxAviano 5 років тому +149

    "It does not get cheesier than this." So many levels. So. Many. Levels

  • @Matthew-vw8xn
    @Matthew-vw8xn 5 років тому +317

    My mans gonna be reviewing MREs on the battlefield

    • @colossalc5219
      @colossalc5219 5 років тому +13

      That made my day

    • @OleHams
      @OleHams 5 років тому +3

      They will create a whole new MO for him.

    • @sirdellovan
      @sirdellovan 5 років тому +23

      let's get this out onto a tray.
      nice!

    • @goyda7391
      @goyda7391 5 років тому +3

      @@sirdellovan lol stevemre how are we all connected

    • @stomynagari7963
      @stomynagari7963 5 років тому +1

      We did it once in Vietnam, we can do it again.

  • @cjayFC
    @cjayFC 4 роки тому +74

    Let's just take a moment and respect the fact that this dude lives life how you should and is so wholesome and is somone I admire and would be stoked to be friends with

  • @mrmarshfellow
    @mrmarshfellow 5 років тому +409

    In bed with ReviewBrah, a series

  • @sosadajoker
    @sosadajoker 5 років тому +226

    Everyone: *Worried about WWIII*
    Him: The existence of the Alfredo sauce has been confirmed.

    • @rein2430
      @rein2430 5 років тому

      No shit hahah

    • @K-r1co
      @K-r1co 5 років тому +2

      While i read the coment he said that lol😂💯👌

    • @kaeden9039
      @kaeden9039 5 років тому +1

      centimetersx5 X SAME WTF

    • @diegouriellll
      @diegouriellll 5 років тому

      ImKaedenn SAME

    • @ShaneFlett
      @ShaneFlett 5 років тому

      This man is working on first world problems. We need our answers!

  • @Mr_Markie_
    @Mr_Markie_ 5 років тому +242

    When i first discovered his channel, honestly I never thought I would enjoy it. But... I ended up binging it. Is it just me or is he very bingeworthy?

    • @arbitrarylib
      @arbitrarylib 4 роки тому +3

      Yes

    • @ReDEyEzZ
      @ReDEyEzZ 4 роки тому +1

      I'm not there yet, can you explain why maybe?

    • @marchymeow4584
      @marchymeow4584 4 роки тому +1

      It's completely normal

    • @Zzucia
      @Zzucia 4 роки тому

      I watched him for 8 hours straight last night. Just woke up and I'm watching him again.

  • @renghost
    @renghost 4 роки тому +286

    This video is the only good thing that's happened this year.

    • @constanzarios651
      @constanzarios651 4 роки тому +1

      This is funny too: ua-cam.com/video/lDEWuLQDOCA/v-deo.html

    • @gamingwithdudealt
      @gamingwithdudealt 4 роки тому +1

      @@constanzarios651 -_- why do I have a feeling this is a rick roll

    • @gamingwithdudealt
      @gamingwithdudealt 4 роки тому +1

      @@constanzarios651 pleasure doing business with you, you made my day

    • @sweetcreature4613
      @sweetcreature4613 4 роки тому

      Dead ass 😭

    • @JayDillDrums
      @JayDillDrums 4 роки тому +1

      This comment is EXTREMELY unappreciated

  • @Aquardis
    @Aquardis 5 років тому +618

    I feel like everyone has at least one kid at their highschool that this guy reminds you of.

    • @popinmo
      @popinmo 5 років тому +15

      Wtf yes

    • @solemnander
      @solemnander 5 років тому +26

      I, not trying to float my own boat or anything, am this guy... I am obviously awkward, critique most, if not everything, prove everyone wrong, and have a sense of humour so dry, it makes australia look moist

    • @anomalou
      @anomalou 5 років тому +5

      This dude would be my ex bf, I always have to look away with one eye watching this channel :')

    • @dylangianino7616
      @dylangianino7616 5 років тому +3

      He reminds me of my highschool chem teacher

    • @Corio626
      @Corio626 5 років тому +9

      @@solemnander
      "prove everyone wrong"
      Aight.

  • @blabblabber6913
    @blabblabber6913 5 років тому +125

    I can tell his parents were very strict when it came to his manners

    • @blabblabber6913
      @blabblabber6913 5 років тому +2

      @@Joshua-lz9sk lol

    • @hypnotiko
      @hypnotiko 5 років тому +3

      @Pinochet's Helicopter Those damn pesky fortnite kids..!

    • @killershootin6934
      @killershootin6934 5 років тому +1

      Seems like his grandma raised him

    • @MOON-zo3ik
      @MOON-zo3ik 5 років тому

      Pinochet's Helicopter 💯🙏🏾

  • @viniciusvieiracostadatti9417
    @viniciusvieiracostadatti9417 4 роки тому +666

    7:43 stop trying to seduce me man...i like girls

  • @arparetyma
    @arparetyma 4 роки тому +82

    I love how he looks, he's coming from the 60's, like a time traveler.

    • @TheReportOfTheWeek
      @TheReportOfTheWeek  4 роки тому +35

      I'm putting these time traveler rumors to rest: ua-cam.com/video/zvCDN_sb7p4/v-deo.html

    • @arparetyma
      @arparetyma 4 роки тому +11

      @@TheReportOfTheWeek I love you ❤️

    • @yahiaessam2248
      @yahiaessam2248 4 роки тому +4

      TheReportOfTheWeek TheReportOfTheWeek i think that trying to put rumors to rest is a thing that a time traveler would do 🤨

    • @bennettr9218
      @bennettr9218 4 роки тому +4

      TheReportOfTheWeek I have a serious question: how are you not overweight when it is literally your job to review fast food?

    • @pdbordelon
      @pdbordelon 4 роки тому

      Yes, the 1860s!

  • @DownClownTownFrown
    @DownClownTownFrown 5 років тому +300

    Im gonna eat 40 of these pizzas in the next 30 days

  • @roken44
    @roken44 5 років тому +106

    "Get it while the gettins good"
    This man is a legend

    • @dopeytripod
      @dopeytripod 5 років тому

      that's how he paid his house off at the age of 19 & has mad bankroll,
      being thrifty +coupons 'n such

    • @roken44
      @roken44 5 років тому

      @@dopeytripod he has his own house paid off?? Freaking champion

  • @addrain3005
    @addrain3005 5 років тому +374

    The best part about this guy is he doesn’t give a crap of what people think of him and I think that’s amazing 😁

  • @sotomsays
    @sotomsays 4 роки тому +23

    This guy is so ahead of his time, he gets jet lag traveling in the same time zone!

  • @elleendeavor6429
    @elleendeavor6429 5 років тому +276

    Someone once said that he only chews with his front teeth and I can’t unsee it. He’s so endearing.

    • @livelaughlove0209
      @livelaughlove0209 5 років тому +14

      It's odd because that trait would be weird on anyone else, but for him it's so cute

    • @rein2430
      @rein2430 5 років тому +6

      Those are going to be the first to go when he gets older lmao 😆🤦‍♂️, the front ones.

    • @elleendeavor6429
      @elleendeavor6429 5 років тому

      Taylor Bloise it is so adorable!

    • @pinkflower1076
      @pinkflower1076 5 років тому +8

      I think he said that he had some poor dental work on his back teeth, causing him to eat with his front teeth.

    • @seanmatthewking
      @seanmatthewking 5 років тому +2

      @et de stellis Fact

  • @elchapo91
    @elchapo91 5 років тому +54

    "I've had over 40 pizzas in the last 30 days"

  • @fragwagon
    @fragwagon 5 років тому +68

    This is historic, like John Lennon and Yoko Ono in Amsterdam.

  • @michaelt1375
    @michaelt1375 4 роки тому +88

    I bet the bed is made because he has back ailments and sleeps in his arm chair most nights. After smoking his tobacco pipe next to a crackling fire.

  • @americanpsychokeysersozety8527
    @americanpsychokeysersozety8527 5 років тому +290

    "Any amount of cheese before a date is too much cheese"
    -Dennis Reynolds

    • @owentwelve
      @owentwelve 5 років тому +3

      I eat cheese to calm me down

    • @redvelvet5374
      @redvelvet5374 5 років тому

      @@owentwelve whiskey, tequila, gin, no. The only thing that calms my nerves these days is c h e e s e.

    • @eggroll2882
      @eggroll2882 5 років тому +1

      Snake Plissken I’m not really a cottage guy

    • @desiguy55
      @desiguy55 5 років тому

      I take extra cheese off.

    • @aj-ig6mg
      @aj-ig6mg 5 років тому +2

      What is this enticing bowl of white?

  • @orlandoporrata7212
    @orlandoporrata7212 5 років тому +52

    This man gives birth to infinite versions of himself, therefor he is immortal.

  • @aidanwann7040
    @aidanwann7040 5 років тому +146

    Im gonna tell my kids when I’m older this was Steve Jobs

    • @rickyalvin9605
      @rickyalvin9605 5 років тому

      Aidan Wann 😂😂😂

    • @memecottrill
      @memecottrill 5 років тому

      lol

    • @PrivateLegacy12
      @PrivateLegacy12 5 років тому +3

      No bro, show your kids a picture of Steve Jobs and tell them it’s reviewbrah

  • @Rosenblins
    @Rosenblins 4 роки тому +16

    Him: **Talks for 6 minutes, eats and explains how he liked the pizza for other 6 minutes**
    Me: **Eats instantly** "Cheez good"

  • @karp4883
    @karp4883 5 років тому +111

    Papa John's should've given you a suit made completely out of their 4 cheese blend

  • @joshuampayne
    @joshuampayne 5 років тому +58

    your silence on the double stacked tacos from Taco Bell is deafening

    • @healthyking9999
      @healthyking9999 5 років тому +3

      Joshua Payne It’s nothing to write home about. The flavors are kinda weak, but for a buck, it’s “decent enough”.

    • @mervunit
      @mervunit 5 років тому

      Way better than the Burger King taco that was also $1

  • @soulofexistence
    @soulofexistence 5 років тому +82

    "The existence of the Alfredo Sauce has been confirmed"
    Words you just don't wake up thinking you'll hear today

    • @djdeadbeat4380
      @djdeadbeat4380 5 років тому +6

      No, but somehow I’m glad I did

    • @tavern2468
      @tavern2468 5 років тому +1

      “I’m getting fed up with this orgasm”

    • @mmmchestnut4085
      @mmmchestnut4085 5 років тому

      This line needs to get memes

    • @MrZook1992
      @MrZook1992 5 років тому

      I didn't expect to be hearing the word "cheesy" this many times today.

  • @Wertsir
    @Wertsir 4 роки тому +15

    The sheer disdain he felt when saying "red" sauce was palpable in this video. Five Stars.

  • @Russian5
    @Russian5 5 років тому +57

    "Doing this review from bed."
    Every fantasy I've ever had has come true.

  • @oreothejuicer
    @oreothejuicer 5 років тому +90

    Mans looks like he's living in pre-fallout 4 or something

    • @heymanwhoisthe0thecidthe281
      @heymanwhoisthe0thecidthe281 5 років тому +3

      U hub bhuibi uh ihubib uhuihb jib hijhbob I hi hon obhihibo hi on hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaahahahah ahahahhaha agagagahahhagagshsjsismdmxmciel,sjshshsjajcjcndmdkxjcmckskahhahahaahhcjkdoeieidkskdjjckckdmcmcjdosksj every funny ahahnahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

    • @NotEli43
      @NotEli43 5 років тому +1

      jesus youre young

    • @randomfactsthatdontmatter3466
      @randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 5 років тому +1

      @@NotEli43 I was going to ask what you meant but then I clicked on his channel and was clear

    • @oreothejuicer
      @oreothejuicer 5 років тому +1

      NotEli lol that was like 3 years ago damn I should delete those vids kinda cringe tho

  • @crandlesticks
    @crandlesticks 5 років тому +34

    This is exactly how I imagined his bedroom

  • @mangofactory.mp4
    @mangofactory.mp4 4 роки тому +15

    3:56 "It's lurking in the shadows but it's still uh watching you,"

  • @RPMatiussi_
    @RPMatiussi_ 5 років тому +12

    I truly think this dude is one of the most wholesome person around. I'm having and anxiety episode Right now and just listening him speaking slowly brings me a genuine peace. Thank you so much, reviewbrah

  • @xinquiote9572
    @xinquiote9572 5 років тому +70

    "I don't have problem with it." = "You have been spared little one."

    • @ariesqueen7493
      @ariesqueen7493 5 років тому +1

      Xin Quiote Underrated comment 😉

  • @loveforthe90s
    @loveforthe90s 5 років тому +220

    Got the garlic dipping sauce for the heck of it
    😭

    • @kartikahluwalia4795
      @kartikahluwalia4795 5 років тому +3

      🤮

    • @rubyduma6238
      @rubyduma6238 5 років тому +2

      Hydrogenated oil with garlic dipping sauce .

    • @WillyJunior
      @WillyJunior 5 років тому +2

      The garlic sauce is the reason I keep going back to the Papa.

    • @blewyd
      @blewyd 5 років тому +3

      The garlic sauce is good I dip the crust in it

    • @8BitGamer4life
      @8BitGamer4life 5 років тому +2

      I usually save it for the crust. Sometimes I pour it on the pizza.

  • @NotoriousPyro
    @NotoriousPyro 4 роки тому +9

    The best part is where he takes a picture with the pizza as if he's getting his picture taken by his mum.

  • @thegrimyeaper
    @thegrimyeaper 5 років тому +160

    I can't imagine any of his food still being warm with these long introductions.

    • @Nomad
      @Nomad 5 років тому +5

      Well it sure wouldn't be cold either considering it was only 5 minutes

    • @thegrimyeaper
      @thegrimyeaper 5 років тому +4

      @@Nomad Yeah, I'm sure Papa John's is right next door.

    • @Nomad
      @Nomad 5 років тому +2

      @@thegrimyeaper can't be too far either lol

    • @CobraBry
      @CobraBry 5 років тому +3

      thegrimyeaper mad he’s flexing on u wif food

    • @samueldaddo8182
      @samueldaddo8182 5 років тому

      Who cares

  • @OKAaron
    @OKAaron 5 років тому +39

    Don’t you just love after every bite he examines the slice?

    • @liesalllies
      @liesalllies 5 років тому +4

      Don't you love literally every thing about review brah.

  • @mentalpatientMp
    @mentalpatientMp 4 роки тому +45

    I'm watching this while eating a cold can of beans and pretending the beans are actually pizza. It's working.

    • @hellogoodbye702
      @hellogoodbye702 4 роки тому +2

      Feels bad

    • @Userhandleidk
      @Userhandleidk 4 роки тому +3

      I want to buy you a pizza.

    • @SirTorcharite
      @SirTorcharite 4 роки тому

      I'm watching this eating hot beans and pretending they tasted better . It's not really working.

  • @ahmedobied1370
    @ahmedobied1370 4 роки тому +35

    Damn I'm so proud of how far this guy as gotten, from an obscure 4chan meme to 1 mil UA-cam subscribers, never stop Reviewbrah.

  • @edenlunareclipse8446
    @edenlunareclipse8446 5 років тому +257

    "the jetlag from New York to Florida is like 4 hours" you sell sarcasm convincingly well

    • @SomethingFunny454
      @SomethingFunny454 5 років тому +8

      was he joking?

    • @oofuspoofus9009
      @oofuspoofus9009 5 років тому +2

      Yes, yes he does

    • @TheMooringLine
      @TheMooringLine 5 років тому +19

      I really don’t think it’s a joke

    • @tardisrider613
      @tardisrider613 5 років тому +18

      @@SomethingFunny454 Time Zones. How do they work? It's a mystery.

    • @sharonalexander2753
      @sharonalexander2753 5 років тому

      @@SomethingFunny454 lmao yeah he was joking cause New York and Florida are the same time zones meaning that there shouldn't be jet lag

  • @SupremeShoelace
    @SupremeShoelace 5 років тому +172

    "I have eaten fourty pizzas in the last thirty days."

  • @sanzz1of1
    @sanzz1of1 4 роки тому +57

    0:06 who else watching this during the coronavirus pandemic

    • @PlainLyingGamer
      @PlainLyingGamer 4 роки тому +1

      I guess everyone who watched this video was during quarantine

    • @kalebhorrocks4830
      @kalebhorrocks4830 4 роки тому +3

      I'm here from September, and it doesn't show signs of stopping.

    • @cashcountleen9537
      @cashcountleen9537 4 роки тому +2

      Me

    • @jacobmarsh2072
      @jacobmarsh2072 4 роки тому

      My quarantine has been spent binging his vids, so it's not all bad I suppose.

  • @pirateroberts7044
    @pirateroberts7044 5 років тому +227

    Did he just talk about jetlag whilst remaining in the same time zone

    • @marykoufalis7666
      @marykoufalis7666 5 років тому +59

      Yes, as humor. Did you not get that?

    • @lifeisnotokiedokie7243
      @lifeisnotokiedokie7243 5 років тому +79

      @@marykoufalis7666 I mean... His sarcasm is at master level.

    • @pirateroberts7044
      @pirateroberts7044 5 років тому +26

      @@marykoufalis7666 that one went straight over my head

    • @SignedOff402
      @SignedOff402 5 років тому +7

      E time. Equator approach from Northern to Southern Hemispheres

    • @michaelhargis7036
      @michaelhargis7036 5 років тому

      It could happen..

  • @imsickx
    @imsickx 5 років тому +93

    “we’re gonna see if it’s worth getting”
    *silently eats entire slice of pizza*

  • @kano1682
    @kano1682 5 років тому +309

    There is no thing like TOO much cheese

    • @Dudeli
      @Dudeli 5 років тому +6

      KANO168 True dat

    • @kano1682
      @kano1682 5 років тому +22

      @- Ohkaiey - suffering from succes

    • @azrael8598
      @azrael8598 5 років тому

      - Ohkaiey - papa johns chicken sandwiches have no cheese

    • @azrael8598
      @azrael8598 5 років тому +1

      Popeyes LUL

    • @kaiba6345
      @kaiba6345 5 років тому

      Yikes

  • @blackhawk-qr8ik
    @blackhawk-qr8ik 4 роки тому +10

    "The existence of the alfrado sauce has been confirmed" wow I love this guy lol (I mean that in a good way no afence should be taken)

  • @kira_lana
    @kira_lana 5 років тому +353

    Am I the only one who thinks he's just adorable? lmao

    • @richestgeeza7681
      @richestgeeza7681 5 років тому +20

      soft angel he is so lovely owo

    • @kira_lana
      @kira_lana 5 років тому +3

      @@richestgeeza7681 ikr lol

    • @rcv826
      @rcv826 5 років тому +3

      If you're into beastiality.

    • @kira_lana
      @kira_lana 5 років тому +22

      @@rcv826 rude lol

    • @oatcaramellatte8206
      @oatcaramellatte8206 5 років тому +25

      He is really passionate when talking about the cheese

  • @mathpc4047
    @mathpc4047 5 років тому +28

    3:41 That smile must be protected at all costs

  • @jkae2497
    @jkae2497 5 років тому +220

    1930: “In 2020 we will have flying cars”
    2020: “Is Papa John’s Extra Cheesy Alfredo Pizza TOO Cheesy?”

    • @ethetic_1128
      @ethetic_1128 4 роки тому

      I know this is a joke but I hate it.

    • @Jolland
      @Jolland 4 роки тому +2

      This joke is so unoriginal that I am surprised Disney hasn't claimed it.

    • @theunknownknight24
      @theunknownknight24 4 роки тому

      Its even better

    • @blackironwalterkus3851
      @blackironwalterkus3851 4 роки тому

      More like, 1930: “in 2020 we will have cars that are faster than 10 miles per hour!
      Also very unoriginal

  • @Pestodispenser
    @Pestodispenser 4 роки тому +7

    He was talking about this pizza like he was presenting the car of the future

  • @goaway111
    @goaway111 5 років тому +88

    His bed looks loke my grandparents condo in Florida

  • @joshsheridan323
    @joshsheridan323 5 років тому +90

    who’s gonna tell this guy that new york and florida are in the same time zone.

    • @theninth5691
      @theninth5691 4 роки тому +2

      @D. A. 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @peksmontenegro7611
      @peksmontenegro7611 4 роки тому +13

      It has all to do with timezones. xD

    • @Wuuff
      @Wuuff 4 роки тому +12

      @D. A. Thats called a bad seat. Jet lag has literally everything to do with time zones.

    • @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess
      @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess 4 роки тому

      That's why I don't fly, I only travel by boat. Takes longer but you're comfortable and not at the rust of dying at every second of the flight

    • @chip_stars
      @chip_stars 4 роки тому +4

      It’s a joke ...
      His sarcasm level is greater than mine
      And I love Tom Lehrer!

  • @bodariousbruh4549
    @bodariousbruh4549 5 років тому +26

    Only the brah is smart enough to take the stickers with his personal info off the front of the pizza box

  • @alaaai4660
    @alaaai4660 4 роки тому +16

    0:06 us in January not know what's coming for us in the future.

  • @sandiegosacario6197
    @sandiegosacario6197 5 років тому +72

    "Is Papa John's Extra Cheesy Pizza TOO Cheesy?"
    That why you're here

    • @imsickx
      @imsickx 5 років тому

      SanDiegoSacario 619 yes we did watch the same video

    • @sandiegosacario6197
      @sandiegosacario6197 5 років тому

      sammo wait really?

    • @riles8768
      @riles8768 4 роки тому

      Not everyone. I'm just interested about what God tells us

  • @notwhoyouthinkitis3010
    @notwhoyouthinkitis3010 5 років тому +25

    He's laying in the bed with a freaking suit.😂

  • @DeepFriedChumChum
    @DeepFriedChumChum 5 років тому +59

    “The trumpet of Gabriel has been blown, the day of reckoning is coming”
    -Papa Johns (MeatCanyon)

    • @DJGURR
      @DJGURR 5 років тому +8

      The day will come. Judgment will be made. You will scream, but they will fall upon deaf ears

    • @FixinToFish
      @FixinToFish 5 років тому +1

      You beat me to it!

    • @hybridslinky4829
      @hybridslinky4829 5 років тому +1

      When Gabriel's horn blows you better be ready to go! -Starchild

    • @DeepFriedChumChum
      @DeepFriedChumChum 5 років тому +1

      KovuGames no overused

  • @Twiz-007
    @Twiz-007 3 роки тому +4

    Happy 2020
    and that was the last time ANYONE said that