Jokes Seth Can’t Tell: Disney+ Racism Warning, Lesbian Vampire Series
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- Опубліковано 27 жов 2024
- There are some jokes that just sound wrong coming from Seth, like the one about Kate Winslet and Saoirse Ronan playing lovers in a new movie.
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Jokes Seth Can’t Tell: Disney+ Racism Warning, Lesbian Vampire Series- Late Night with Seth Meyers
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The socially distanced stools made me feel like I was watching some weird play that was being workshopped.
Socially distant stools!
Okay “Swiss army wife” is a better joke than it had any right to be 😂
"Swiss Army Wife" sounds like it would be a classic punchline from the 1930s to some raunchy joke everyone has forgotten.
I would've said "a catch" but hers was funnier.
It sounds like something you'd call the wife in a sitcom where her husband is hopelessly incompetent. Y'know, like what Marge is for Homer.
@@Bustermachine And the subtext premises for every sit-com/family viewing pop-culture hit since Father Knows Best.
#darkstar2874, man I did the pause, then giggled, then howled with laughter over this joke!!! It slow burned me!!!
amber’s FACE after she says “wakanda :)” ssjkahfskfh
That answer brought me such unspeakable joy. It was a perfect joke. A perfect answer. Just perfect.
I mean all amber's fans already knew this
As someone who currently lives in omaha...... imma be honest please don't move here, I know I'm white (by appearance I'm actually roma) but Bear, our organiser got pulled over for driving 50meters without a license IF YOU ARE WHITE PLEASE MOVE HERE BUT THE OMAHA POLIECE ARE RACIST AS HELL AND WONT HESITATE TO SHOOT YOU
HELL EVEN LABLED AS EMT I had a gun leveled at me.... clearly labeled as someone it was a felony to tap on the shoulder I was almost shot at......... look at my pic, I'm the whitest white that ever didn't see the light of day and still
She's the best 😁
I'm totally using that.
So glad this can continue even when Amber and Jenny are working on the Amber Ruffin Show.
This is their main gig.
All three of them are working on it
The Amber Ruffin Show.. so far the best thing to happen this year! And ofc the main show will go on, they wouldn't let us down.. not in times like this.
I didn't know that Jenny was doing Amber's show! That's awesome!
@@4year4thyear Seth writes for Amber too? What a champ!
“What’s your favorite lesbian film?”
“Ocean’s 8”
HAHAHA SAME
I laughed so hard at that one🤣
Best joke of the bit 😂😂😂
I nearly spit out my drink! Bwhahahahaha! This is SO true....Debbie (Sandra) feeds Lou (Cate) a bite of her meal...directly into Cate's mouth with her own fork? That told the lesbians all we need to know. Friends divvy out a sample onto a friend's plate, period. Lovers feed each other. Which begs the question: Where's Ocean's 9?
I am going to watch the hell out of My Hand Accidentally Brushed Against Yours And I Thought About It For The Next Thirty Years.
Same😍
Alternate title: Incel the Musical!
I hope you know about @drunklesbianswatch it's the best!
Seth: Amber, do you capitalize black when you write it?
Amber: Yes. And also when I say it - *_BLACK_*
This one has me rolling! Amber is the greatest! 🙌
110% perfect delivery
She said it with her chest.
This is exactly what I imagined a socially distant Jokes Seth Can't Tell would look like
Woulda been cool if at the end they threw stuff at him or shot at him with water pistols, but I guess that would defeat the object of keeping distance in the first place.
Ooh! I got it! After the last joke, one of them brandishes a remote with a red button on it, smiles, and then presses a button. Fire crackers then go off under his seat! He he he he pshaw~
I vote that they make an extra long desk specifically for next time they do this segment
It did look like the three of them being on Zoom so this is a massive upgrade.
Honestly I think I liked it more with them tiled together zoom-style, part of the humor comes from watching their expressions together. I loved the jokes but the presentation just felt so clinical here. The show isn't live, even a couple tiled-together reaction shots would be very easy to do and add some warmth.
It was Jenny's idea. She stole it from the Vagina Monologues.
"said lesbians, 'what's a hairstyle?'" as a lesbian i can't even be mad at this because i look like i have perpetual bedhead and haven't used hair products since i was 7
I discovered how awesome a perm is during a pandemic. You only have to wash your hair once a week, it stays more or less in tact, and you don't even have to brush unless you're in the shower! I am totally up for 1/2 an hour of work once a week.
Oh for sure. I got a haircut back in June where I asked the super cuts lady to cut it insanely short so I wouldn't have to cut my hair for the rest of the year. It looks like a reasonable thing to be on somebody's head.
I just let my hair grow out this year and wear it in a perpetual ponytail, so none of it falls in front of my face, so I don't have to touch it. I also dyed it red to match the world that is on fire.
Man, I miss this, the jokes are always funnier when they're all in the same room.
Should have tried a third joke.. they're too far away to hit ya.
Next one they'll have fly swatters.
Sounds about white
@@sonicgoo1121 This is the COVID way 🤷🏾♂️
I was hoping at least one of them would brandish their stool.
@@sirspate I read that soooo the wrong way for a second there.
"That sounds about white."
@Sketchy Stuff I think it’s more that they should go a step further and educate what and why the thing they are showing is wrong. Not just put up a disclaimer that it’s there and they’re showing it and making money off it anyways. Hell, they could go a step further and put the money made from that racist product towards anti-racism orgs or such, and you know, Stop Profiting Off Racist material. 🤷🏾♀️
The best joke!
@Sketchy Stuff
remember the context here. this is disney+, which supposedly is super-family-friendly. they're leaving out a bunch of stuff on the excuse that you can leave your young children alone with it. this isn't netflix we're talking about.
@Sketchy Stuff
disney is specifically pointing out that this material is racist, and then leaving it there. this is the worst of all worlds. they're not leaving you to find it (or not, as you argue) on your own; they're telling you it's there, but that it's not serious enough to them to warrant taking it down.
Agreed and if you can out white me you can' disagree but I speak Ukrainian, Russian, Polish, and every Scandinavian language so you can't out white me
Hey the girls are back in town
The girls are back in tow-ow-ow-own
Na na na naaa na
Na na na naaa na
And they desperately need a laugh track.
@@thomthom6268 I did the same thing 😂😂 🎶🎵
I’m really happy to see this skit back:)
If ya wanna see more Amber she has her own show on Peacock!
The capital ‘B’ always came across!!! That was my favorite joke. That and Swiss army wife.
I have to agree on Swiss army wife, but then I realized... does that mean we're old?
my favorite was the two orgasms!!! This bit is surprisingly still funny without the audience!
@@antoniaathawilliams7 Mine too! :D
The answer to the FOX News question is yes.
Very yes.
In case they're still wondering.
It's yes.
All the yes.
So, yes?
2:57 😭🤣 "that's not nice, just callem cops" "AMBER" *opera screech*
WooAAAAAAAA
That face when she says "Wakanda" is priceless HAHAHAHA
Omaha really is that racist, we had our BLM protest organiser pulled over before he had switched to drive
@@ConstantChaos1 it's worse when you get out to the little towns, but generally the Midwest is pretty racist.
She writes in setups just to do that and it's always worth it.
@@nesamdoom oh you dqmn well know it hun, my cousin's soon to be ex husband tried to make it a term of their divorce that she couldn't date black men or latina women, I mean it was clearly shot down but he actually thought you could make that a term of the divorce
Does Amber still write for the show even though she has her own show? She is great!!!
Yes,she has her own show ,and she is still Seth's writer.
I'm guessing since NBC is pushing for their own streaming service "peacock " , they were able to have amber do a weekly show, and still keep her as a writer for seth .
This way, peacock has a time slot filled with quality content, seth still has a great writer , amber and her new team are gonna make extra money 🙌
Win win win for everyone.
The Colbert Report still had Jon Stewart as one of the writers.
🙀🙀🙀I never even knew she had her own show but I’m not surprised at all!😱😱😱
Jenny does this too, she's Amber's headwriter and also one of Seth's senior writers, they are both out of this world :D
Of course! They are all brilliant, and I would guess, it's very much a team effort from most, or at least some of them. Jenny is definitely involved in Ambers show.
I love it whenever I see a new “Jokes Seth Can’t Tell”!
Nice to see Amber is still moonlighting.
I love her interactions with Seth so much!
This segment is just an excuse for me to profess my love for Amber Ruffin. Also, that Swiss Arme Wife joke was tight, Jenny. My fave on the list.
They're back! Yay!
“And also when I say it”. 😂 The ladies deliveries are on point!
This is probably my favorite part of the show, go team.
Swiss Army Wife is a real gem of a joke right there 👍
"that's not nice, just call 'em cops".
I'm gonna watch the lesbian vampire tv show, don't care how bad it will be.
@Isa Tailor I think we can say Vampire stories have been reclaimed from the 'default evil trope' bin. Although I actually appreciate the history lesson. I didn't know that tidbit.
Carmilla has already been on UA-cam.
@@andrewtempest2092 That is exactly what I was thinking. Although, let's just call it what it is. "Twilight for lesbians, but with like... fish gods and stuff?"
I love this segment more than you know. Not only is it funny af, but there are actual lesbian jokes told by an actual lesbian on a major late night show. Representation matters!!! You have no idea. Or maybe you do. Thank you, Jenny and the rest. xoxo
When they do this bit I like to play along with the fake outrage when Seth tells the joke at the end. “How dare you!”
You had me at, "BLACK!"
I laughed way too much at that one 😂
I haven’t watched it yet but the dopamine hit just got when I saw the thumbnail with Jenny’s face was real. “Jokes Seth Can’t Tell” is the best recurring bit on tv!!!
“That sounds about white.”
Brilliant joke.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Been told before... Can't remember where though.
@@penguinsareForever Everywhere. It's old actually
"Yes, and also when I say it!" LOL! That was perfect.
Their deliveries are incredible. This was amazing hahah.
so glad to see this segment back!!
This is my favourite segment, so glad it's back.
These segments are my favorites! With "Amber says WHAT?" coming in a close 2nd. Would love to see Jenny more.
At long last one good thing came out of Corona: Seth can now tell these jokes !
Covid! Come down for dinner! Covid!
@@zmaxx21 COVID! No wonder your dad left you
Haha
YES! THEY’RE BACK
Always a treat.
this segment is so dumb yet so effective... I LOVE IT!
As a lesbian who came out in college I legit lol at that joke. 😂
a socially distant Jokes Seth Can't Tell lol
"wait, but I have one....Ohh!" 🤣
Yes! I needed this today.
This whole episode had me in tears from laughter! Thank you. I really needed this
💕 you guys! Always put a smile on my face!
BY MEDUSA'S SPLIT TONGUE,
"B lack.." and "Swiss Army Wife" were two killer deliveries!! WOW‼️
Y’all so adorable! 😻🤟🏾❤️
What did one vampire lesbian say to the other?
See you next month.
“What’s your favorite lesbian movie?”
“Ocean’s 8”
*I SCREAMED*
Wakanda is a neighborhood in Omaha.
It's where Malcolm X was born. 😎
And South Dakota
Pretty clever. If one were looking for a hidden African nation to steal their advanced technology, the last place you'd look would be Nebraska.
@@Leightr hey.... if it was corn detassiling we would fully admit it was them...... beyond that... well you know how (insert industrial revolution equipment piece) was invented
Also yeah seriously unless you're white passing in name and skin please don't move here its a hell hole of racism
@@PeterDeMarco I wish that was even marked, it isn't, and it literally makes me cry every day
Always love this
The only thing I miss is when Amber says something that the audience finds edgy and they all go "ooooooh" and you can see her receiving sustenance from the sound.
Not only do I love both these women, but I love Seth, also. This segment rocks!
They come out in college! Ha Ha!
with this setup this actually felt quite genuinely friendly and less staged. liked it!
Lesbian. Can confirm two is the required minimum. 🤣😂💦💦
Omg YES the MINIMUM!! 🤣
Two can be as bad as one
It's the loneliest number since the number one.
@@markfairbanks3533 But that's only if you have a three dog night.
@@waynej2608 hahaha!! Omg
The real punchline was Seth's... "Ohhh"
"They come out in college" OMG so spot on! :)
Some how this reminds me of “ Laugh In”
I know I just dated myself
I love how all three still do the ending pose, even separated and with no desk to lean on
Seth's at the end are like Che and Colin's joke swaps on Weekend Update xD
so good to see the three of you together !!! you are the best !
More of this segment please
“Swiss Army Wife” lolz
A friend suggested that I watch the program. I'm very glad I did. Lovely.
they're back!!! finally!
"Oh but I have one.......oh." Hilarious, Seth.
1:41 Amber is hilarious!!! Lmao 😂
I think this is my single favorite segment on this show. My week is immediately better when I see these clips.
Fantastic!! This has to be a regular segment !!! I can hear Amber say, 'Wakanda need it...'
"Swiss army wife" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
As always Seth, thank you to you and your wonderful staff. Superbly do you relieve my doldrum, again I thank you all. Peace.
These clips make my day ☀️! Thanks for the quality material.
"That sounds about white." I love it!
swiss army wife had me screaming!!
best one yet ! Amber is getting better by the hour. the wakanda joke really hit that spot.
They need to make a whole TV show out of this.
3:05 Ha! HA!
The look on his face😂
100% fact....lol
I am delighted to find out that the lack of audience response does not in any way make these less funny to me and I can in fact still cackle at them alone in my room. Honestly, the prolonged periods of silence were almost funnier 😂😂
I've been missing this segment. I'm glad it's back
Yaaaaay!!!! Seth finally got on good one in!!! Loved his ‘I’m fine with that one.’ So are we Seth! So are we! 👌🏽👍🏼
Seeing Seth’s entire body really changes things for me.
Can't relate
Ugh, that Barrett joke hit me right in the heart
#StopConey
No audience or laughing track makes then less enjoyable, but still love Seth.
My favorite segment!!!
This is THE BEST segment y'all EVER came up with!!!!!!!!!!!!
Every time I watch one of these segments I have the same big stupid grin the three of them do plastered to my face. It's like a little injection of joy.
i just love how he smiles when announcing that segment
so glad to see this bit back
This has always been one of my favorite segments but without a live audience it somehow doesn't feel the same
"I'll adopt it!" so relatable lmao!
"And the town that rose up to stop them"
I was having lunch and I think some of it went down my wind pipe because of that one. I missed these segments, the social distancing made it creepy but the guys brought it right back!
I’ve missed this so much! Thank y’all!
This is hands down my favorite segment of any late show ever.
👏👏👏Thank you for sharing this!
Ambers shirt is fabulous!
Old racist movies should not be banned, they should be promoted so people can see how openly disrespectful it used to be. We don’t need to forget that stuff, we need it as part of the history as to how we got here, for a perspective type of thing.
Seriously my fav late night bit. Always funny and adorable
Thank you! I always love this bit.