I was coming -- essentially -- to agree with @William Owens that I always enjoy this bit, but I've never appreciated the ultimate punchline... leaves a bitter taste in my mouth every time.
@William Owens That's not how brains actually work. Provided they're working. Any theory based on "the unwashed masses won't understand" always turns out to be wrong.
@@ccdogpark she literally has a repeat segment "how did we get here" detailing the origins of important political ideas such as voter disenchantment and housing discrimination. She is absolutely political, all the time, she's just fun too.
Just gotta say this: I don’t like the Jokes Seth Can’t Tell clips that DON’T end with them sitting with their elbows in the desk and their fists under their chins 🤣🤣
Her secret is a professional hair and make-up team before she goes on stage. Try the No Frizz range by Living Proof. My hair is more wavy than curly, so I don't know if it will have the same effectiveness if you hair is more like Jenny's, but it's the only anti-frizz range I've used that feels like it actually does something. Even when I spent a month in the middle of the rainforest in Fiji during summer my hair stayed pretty normal when normally that level of humidity would have destroyed it.
When Sally Ride was preparing for her historic space 3-day flight, male NASA employees stocking the crew’s supplies asked if 100 tampons would be enough. Ride answered she didn’t need nearly that many. So they provided 50.
This factoid never stops being funny. I can't get over though how easy it should have been (if they'd have stopped being squeamish enough for a second) to legitimately find out the reasonable answer. These smart cookie people working at NASA ffs!
I think that was less about not understanding it and more about safety factors. Always better to have many more than necessary than not enough, especially with that sort of thing
Not the best jokes they've ever done for this segment, but I really needed to see them cracking each other up today. Like Weekend Update without all the sexual tension.
@@amberbanuelos7053 The sexual tension between Seth's segmented selves, are actually what gets me on the frenzy. Love me some Seth on the brink, of... Self actualization, mmmmmmmmm sexy, sexiest Seth.
Ok, it was worth watching that entire State Farm commercial to hear Amber’s joke about the master bathrooms Edit: there is an entire joke in Spanish in this and it’s actually funny
@@dyskelia Ssssssssssoooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyy. Don't know what you're doing wrong since I never get any commercials. Glad you're such a wizard at avoid commercials.
I miss this. And also, I could watch 24hrs of Seth wreaking havoc with the jackals, especially because he’s definitely Richard Gere in the scenario. Blessed are they.
@@scarletspidernz He's still saying "See me next week" at the end of Corrections and I never tagged my objection to "See you all next week". Anyone can be a jackal, you just gotta have no faith.
@@johnbrowne3950 persistent racist traitor slaver leaders deserve it all. I'm still struggling to get this punchline tho.. if it's because Lee was a slavemaster, then that's an obvious funny not a tear-inducing hilarity
Black Santa 🎅🏾 ..We call them..."Brotha-Claus" ..Also the Red Planet ,adds to my Venactular..Cincinnati Baseball Team, Aunt Flo, Lady-Thing, and now Red Planet...Classic !!
I will never tire of the kindest guy on tv screeching “black women and lesbians are liars!!”
#cancelseth
I’ll never get over how the studio audience also can’t get over it lmao
Too bad they’ll never make a T-shirt out of that phrase (for OBVIOUS reasons 😆😆😆)
I was coming -- essentially -- to agree with @William Owens that I always enjoy this bit, but I've never appreciated the ultimate punchline... leaves a bitter taste in my mouth every time.
@William Owens
That's not how brains actually work. Provided they're working. Any theory based on "the unwashed masses won't understand" always turns out to be wrong.
This never gets old, I think Amber and Jenny should get more airtime.
Jenny appears on Amber's show too sometimes!
@@missybarbour6885 “Amber Roofin…”
@@missybarbour6885 right, Amber has all the screen time she needs now 😍
Amber Ruffin does have her own show now...
Amber already has her own show.
Honestly, Amber doesn't even need to tell a joke, just seeing her crack up makes my day
Especially when she tries to hold it back, that twitch/smile combo gets me every time
Most of her segments are nothing but her making ridiculous faces.
I like comedy that has more political satire in it. Especially now.
@@ccdogpark she literally has a repeat segment "how did we get here" detailing the origins of important political ideas such as voter disenchantment and housing discrimination. She is absolutely political, all the time, she's just fun too.
I now right? Love Amber and Jenny 😂😂😂😂
When Amber laughs, the universe is a better place.
The way Amber was cracking up after her Maya Angelou bit was great 😆 and Jenny's eyebrow wiggle lmao I always love these
Call me crazy but I would rather watch Larry David
and JB Smoove on CYE than nonsense like this.
@@ccdogpark a'ight, you crazy
We are grateful that Seth never learns his lesson.
I'd actually like to see a new twist to the ending.
Like Charlie Brown and the football...
@@tenzhitihsien888 🙌🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌
And that they are so forgiving.
@@pagano60 IKR? Like, what if HE had told the 'driest' joke?
That Lacrosse joke was GOLD.
I don’t get it.
... and old.
100th like
You could see it from a mile away. Same as "nuns."
@@vadimastprojects8770 That's okay. Most puns are obvious. They're still fun for those of us who love them.
I love Jenny's side smirk, and watching Amber break and silently giggle. It is time for some popsicle schtick, methinks.
Literally same
And/Or DIORAMAS
there's only like six shows left of the year 😭
POPSICKLE SCHTICK!
Agreed
I adore Amber's innocent voice when she says "hey seth... why dont you tell one!"
Amber is about as funny as a turd in the punch bowl.
If she had her own show, I doubt anyone in their right
mind would watch.
@@ccdogpark Aw, bless your heart for trying,
@@juliest6015
You're welcome.
@@ccdogpark She has her own show
@@NolanSnoeyink
Sometimes it seems like I'm the only person in the
world who doesn't have either their own TV show
or their own UA-cam channel.
"You get what you get", or, as my mother used to say: "I want many things, too".
Yeah for a second I thought, wait, am I black Santa??!
Like it or lump it, my mum would say. I never knew what "lump it" meant.
@@makinoahcelloduo9008 I did, and like it was always the preferred option :P
Truth 🤣
🙃
This is one of the best segments.
Cant age well. But yea :D
all of his segments are the best segments!!!
@@JavierFernandez01 I dunno, the jokes are pretty tame, I think it will age pretty okay
@@itcouldbelupus2842 aw yea!
@@itcouldbelupus2842 becuase they are funny without being hurtful or demeaning or dismissive. Super funny clip!
the Maya Angelou rap was CLASSIC!!!
Jenny speaks Spanish? She’s a cunning linguist.
pffffffff.... please tell me that was intentional haha
@@givemeyourknees7178 Nah it was just a slip of the tongue..
I don't think her Spanish was that good. Sounded more like lip service. 😁
Shes puerto rican
Space Force Commander your joke was best. A real groaner
Just gotta say this: I don’t like the Jokes Seth Can’t Tell clips that DON’T end with them sitting with their elbows in the desk and their fists under their chins 🤣🤣
Thanks for warning me so I'm not too disappointed
Hear, hear!
Amber sorta flubbed it by doing it too early at 3:33 lol
Jenny has THE best frizz-free curls. Girl, what is your secret to shiny, smooth, perfect curls?
Pleasing women. Gives you magic curls every time you worship at the red altar.
@@brittvaughn9447 I wish! If that were true, I would have gone from a frizzy mess to gorgeous curly hairs for years now.
Her secret is a professional hair and make-up team before she goes on stage. Try the No Frizz range by Living Proof. My hair is more wavy than curly, so I don't know if it will have the same effectiveness if you hair is more like Jenny's, but it's the only anti-frizz range I've used that feels like it actually does something. Even when I spent a month in the middle of the rainforest in Fiji during summer my hair stayed pretty normal when normally that level of humidity would have destroyed it.
A wig lol
Again, Digital team, the chins on fists IS PART OF THE BIT!
I live in a city called Lethbridge, and we in all seriousness sometimes refer to ourselves as “Lethbians”😂
I friggin' love Amber. Well, who wouldn't. She's awesome.
When Sally Ride was preparing for her historic space 3-day flight, male NASA employees stocking the crew’s supplies asked if 100 tampons would be enough. Ride answered she didn’t need nearly that many. So they provided 50.
This factoid never stops being funny. I can't get over though how easy it should have been (if they'd have stopped being squeamish enough for a second) to legitimately find out the reasonable answer. These smart cookie people working at NASA ffs!
That was nice of them.
Culos!
I am willing to bet she responded with a number and the engineer doubled it for a safety margin. Then the next engineer doubled it again.
I think that was less about not understanding it and more about safety factors. Always better to have many more than necessary than not enough, especially with that sort of thing
That master bathroom one had me cackling... Be far the best joke out of the whole skit.
As a non-American, can you explain it to me?
@@sontohartono General Lee had slaves, and the slaves would call their owners master. So it's a play on words.
Also implying that, while the mansion has lots of bathrooms, none of them was for slaves.
That one had just going "Oh! Oh! Whoa!" out loud. Her delivery is gold.
Seems hard to believe that Jenny ever dated men. That pencil snap was well deserved.
I love that they always end this segment like Charlie Brown and Lucy with the football.
Not the best jokes they've ever done for this segment, but I really needed to see them cracking each other up today.
Like Weekend Update without all the sexual tension.
It’s true, the sexual tension between Jost and Che is palpable.
@@amberbanuelos7053 The sexual tension between Seth's segmented selves, are actually what gets me on the frenzy. Love me some Seth on the brink, of... Self actualization, mmmmmmmmm sexy, sexiest Seth.
Amber and Jenny, my favs👏🏾👏🏾😭😍❤️
Ok, it was worth watching that entire State Farm commercial to hear Amber’s joke about the master bathrooms
Edit: there is an entire joke in Spanish in this and it’s actually funny
Commercials?? I use Firefox and have never seen a commercial.
The Spanish joke was good, but my favorite was the Kool-Aid.
@@rabbit251 I get commercials all the time on Firefox. Also, I do not need additional input on how you avoid commercials. I’m good on that.
@@rabbit251 I personally gasp cackled. rare for me.
@@dyskelia Ssssssssssoooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyy. Don't know what you're doing wrong since I never get any commercials. Glad you're such a wizard at avoid commercials.
@@rabbit251 You definitely have an add-on. That's simply not possible.
"black women and lesbians are liars!" is somehow so wholesome in this context 🤣
“Seth is a good looking lesbian.” LOL.
The jokes are so-so - the joy of Amber, Jenny and Seth is e v e r y t h i n g
"YOU TOLD ME IT WOULD BE OKAY!" I died.
I don't think this bit will ever get old. Also why he continues to be my favorite of the many white male late night hosts
The best recurring bit on any late night show, ever.
I love how much fun they're always having with this bit
I miss this. And also, I could watch 24hrs of Seth wreaking havoc with the jackals, especially because he’s definitely Richard Gere in the scenario. Blessed are they.
This is one the most unhinged and BEST of these segments.
Nobody could keep from breaking.
0:52 lol! Watching Amber trying to redirect to Seth is the most amazing thing I've ever seen... That's called the Boomerang Michael Che, young Lady.
I hope Jenny will get her own show too some day!
One of the best things about these bits is Seth trying not to crack up when they deliver the punchlines.
He really hammed up the 'i shouldn't do this' part. I loved it
My favorite segment!!!!!
“..Every night” uuumm Seth more like Monday-Thursday nights except on the weeks you are off!!!
I hope this makes corrections!!! I’m a wanna be jackel
@@hookuptruck Gotta put "Correction:" at the beginning i think, so it's more easily seen
@@scarletspidernz this is why I’ll never be a successful jackel!
@@hookuptruck jackal 😉
@@scarletspidernz He's still saying "See me next week" at the end of Corrections and I never tagged my objection to "See you all next week".
Anyone can be a jackal, you just gotta have no faith.
"Visiting the Red Planet" is so good I'm surprised it hasn't been used in a sci-fi book.
That was a good one
Ironically (or coincidentally?), isn't the red planet, Mars?
@@MarcillaSmith Neither. That was the point of the joke.
@@CMBell1985 I got the joke, we're past that now. Mars is associated with the masculine in the Mars/Venus duality
Master Bathrooms… lol took me a sec
This is the best segment Seth's ever done, we need more Jokes Seth Can't Tell.
I missed these during Covid!
Glad they're back!
I was _wondering_ why the grape Kool-Aid I was drinking while I watched this tasted extra sharp today! 😉
Jenny wins today with the driest summer!
This segment is about 90% of the reason why I subscribed
When Seth calls himself a straight, white man, I have flashbacks to his kiss and wedding with Stefon
Seth snapping his pencil in half at Jenny's joke 😂🤣☠️
When is Jenny getting her own late night show? 🙌🏾
Great question.
For now, I believe she's the head writer on Amber's show.
@@rejoyce318 She is
If Amber & Jenny flip their lines "I'm black" and "I'm Lesbian" without telling Seth... does he notice?
OMG now I need this to happen. LISTEN UP LATE NIGHT!
I love Amber! She is too funny!
Just the opposite, actually.
@@johnbrowne3950 "GET OUTTA HERE!" - Ala Amber
0:55 The Master Bathroom joke took 2 minutes to kick in for me to get it.
Lee didn't deserve that slur.
@@johnbrowne3950 persistent racist traitor slaver leaders deserve it all. I'm still struggling to get this punchline tho.. if it's because Lee was a slavemaster, then that's an obvious funny not a tear-inducing hilarity
@@johnbrowne3950 dude you comment waaay too much. slow down we already knew what your political allegiance is.
@@evrtt_trn And I know everyone here. So?
@@hobog You might want to check out the Northern state slave owners.
This bit didn't quite work the same without the studio audience. Very glad to have it back
Absolutely love these sketches because they are pure gold! What a great concept that is pulled off with perfection!
I'm happy the old formula is back, it's still solid af, chefs kiss.
"Driest summer in New York..." joke killed me! I love Jenny! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Black Santa 🎅🏾 ..We call them..."Brotha-Claus" ..Also the Red Planet ,adds to my Venactular..Cincinnati Baseball Team, Aunt Flo, Lady-Thing, and now Red Planet...Classic !!
I thought he's called Sump'n Claus because, you know, everbody's gettin' sump'n.
I thought men are from Mars
the crimson tide, shark week, red spot specials, riding the crimson wave, menstration
Ow, yes, yes,yes, yes, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
It's just the best use of humor ever.
Still the best segment!!
“ You gets what ya get” I got 😂😂😂
They were having so much fun lolololol. Loved it.
I’ve missed these!
Way to smile through it Amber.I knew you could do anything.
This is GOLD.
These get better and better
Please, please make more of this, they crack me up every time🤣😂
Never gonna get old 😂 Luv ya Ladies... yes that includes Seth and 😘
ALMOST makes me wish I'm not post-menopausal. I love it: "visiting the red planet!" I'd totally use that.
Thanks for creating this; these are great segments!
Come on, Master Bathrooms? That is the best joke. You kill it Amber!
This made me giggle a lot. Thank you!
I love these sketches so much
Pure gold, love all 3
Her Spanish is amazing.
She is Puertorican
Genius set-up, hilarious execution.
That "Red planet" joke was GREAT.
The lesbian nun joke was quality
Unlike the movie :(
Amber needs to finish every joke with the phrase "Waka waka waka!"
Never get rid of this bit.
Love this segment!!
Oh my goodness!! Love these girls!!
I had so much fun watching these 3 🥸😂😂
I love this segment so much.
THIS. IS. THE. BEST. SEGMENT.
I rewinded that Maya Angelou quote like 3 times lmao
My favorite segment!!
Every joke, a winner!
I love this segment.
Side note - Seth, I love this shirt on you. Whoever did this to you, please give them a Yuletide bonus, because you look sharp.
That is all.
HILARIOUS, and I thank you, I needed the laughs.
Poor Seth! Charlie Browned again by two Lucys.
All Master bathrooms, Daaaaaamn that's good. lol
That's the best one of those in a while. Keep it up!
Omg....Amber's Maya Angelou killed me..
Lmfao. Scrape me off the bathroom floor
Such excellent jokes.
Got to be one of my favorite segments.
God, I love these segments.
This bit had me at "lacrosse team."
I’m not used to Jenny breaking more than Seth and Amber.
But I love to see it!