fixing the calendar without addressing the whole “sept”ember “oct”ober “nov”ember “dec”ember thing is a huge oversight, i expected this to be addressed when you fix the calendar again in a few weeks
And that we just threw in two old roman guys for no reason! I think I should have month named after me instead - I'm yet to be stabbed by senators which I believe makes me more qualified than this "Julius" punk
Not to be a nuisance or anything, … But technically it’s “Septem”ber, “Octo”ber, “Novem”ber, and “Decem”ber bc septem, octo, novem, and decem is actually the numbers seven through ten in Latin and shouldn’t be cut in half
[Jun12.2022] Sept- is 7 Oct- is 8 No- is 9 Dec- is 10 but September is the 9th month October is the 10th month November is the 11th month December is the 12th month Hmm Edit: Wait it's No- not Nov-
Friday the 13th is supposed to be special in my opinion, as in a yearly, maybe every few months event of bad luck. It could be another American holiday, but more widespread in North America.
Because of this calendar I have realized the easiest way to tell if Friday the 13th of this month it's just to see if the calendar looks really cool and neat with a one on the first Square
I only see one flaw about this calendar. That the numbers on it don't match with the betabet numbers. Otherwise this calendar is completly flawless! Great job Oats!
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as an Egyptian, im very proud of bird from Egypt, he's made it a long way traveled thro the desert, and finally he's in the calender, alphabet2 and betabet
Y'know... you could always just do 28 days per month. Every month would be exactly 4 weeks, so having every month start on a Sunday would be inherent. There would be 13 months and only 1 day left over at the end. Also the 360-day calendar with 5 "mystery" days left over has been done before. The Mayans did it, and it sort of worked for them because they had a base-360 counting system.
SAME CHAIN OF THOUGH.... 13 months... all 28 days... all 4 exact weeks... all months start monday (weekend is a weekEND)(and changes nothing if you work the 1st or 2nd, same rest)... Last Sunday of the year is 48hours or 72 leap year... 12 was divisable by 4 for the seasons? They never start on the first anyway.... Hedgehog issue? Exterminate them all slowly, they now replace turkeys as the official gathering protein... what iff you were born a 31st? Its now the 2nd Feb, etc... for the 13th month name i suggest "Cursed-ober" or "Endober" or "Bendover" (LGBTQYZE++ will LOVE to have their own month, fine take it.... its cursed anyway...shhhh!!) Nha, first Sunday right, so that all Friday are a Friday the 13th.
@@ddnava96 how is that better in any way??... what 4day work, 1weekend?... 5mistery days, we already brought that down to 1 or better 0, one sunday been 48hours...12month?, whats wrong with 13?, month can be anything their number dont matter mathematically anywhere...
This calendar is amazing, except for 2 small flaws: 1. The extra 6 hours will offset time, making 6am every day the year after its synchronized appear to be noon. The next year would have noon be midnight, and then 6pm. That would be harder to keep track of then leap year. 2. Weeks are still 7 days. Nobody likes 7, and if you make each week 5 days instead, then there would be exactly 6 weeks each month, meaning that when the month ends, it doesn't go: Monday-Sunday-Monday. BONUS SUGGSTION: 18 kind of looks like a face but a little off, and clowns look like faces but a little off, then the July 18th should be clown day.
my main problem with the calendar is that every month is that its made of squares. I think that it would be better if it was made out of hexagons with branching paths
The whole "extra long bonus weekend" at the end of the year was a real thing in the ancient Germanic calendar until the Romans came and f**d everything up with inconsistency. It was referred to as the "time between the years". And I as German highly appreciate seeing this concept being reestablished because I really like objective logic and bonus weekends... unlike some ancient Roman guys.
So you're telling me I could have had an extra long bonus weekend if the Romans didn't invade? I swear to Odin if a time machine ever gets invented I'm gonna become a fighter and fight these Romans
You know how everyone hates Monday, why not replace it with bird from Egypt as it is the superior being. (to differentiate from the number and the alphabet 2 you could add a moustache.)
It's honestly surprising how doing 13 months of 28 days solves a lot of problems and creates a very regular calendar. The only problem is the extra day you have to deal with (28*13 = 364), but when you're ready to do bonus weekend, what's one bonus day gonna hurt? Also, I love how with Calendar 2, every year the morning/night cycle get pushed 6 hours.
Now if we add in Clock 2 we fix everything since it is 20 hour days with 20 mins per hour. So that 365 day is just a normal extra day that doesn't exist on the calendar line. So we get Sunday through Saturday 4 weeks a month with an extra special random day between "new years eve" and new years that isn't labeled as a "week day", but it doesn't need to be an extra 6 hours under the Clock 2 timeline. Then we start it all over on Sunday at 1.
Your idea sounds exactly like the "Celtic Tree Calendar" invented by Robert Graves. Just like yours, his calendar had 13 months per year. Each month had 28 days.
I'm pretty sure there used to be 13 months until some emporer or two decided they wanted to mess things up. Idk school history was a long time ago, might want to actually look that up 😂
@@gracelewis6071 Pretty sure you're thinking of when July and August were added to make it 12 months instead of 10, named after the emperors Julius and Augustus. That's why September is the 9th month when it's actually Latin for 7 (sept like the name Septimus), October is 10th instead of 8th (oct like octopus), November (nov like the number 9 nueve in Spanish), December (dec like decade).
is no one going to talk about how on this calendar every month is friday the 13th I will be adopting this callernder into my life so I can watch more horror movies
A little tip for the half pattern: I would prefer following the ending with an Y pattern: so like May, Juney, July, Augusty Also what about easter? It's like every year it's different just like thanksgiving!!!
how about both patterns? jmay, juney, july, jaugust or perhaps removing the patterns? ma, une, ul, augus actually, there's a lot of u's, and we don't want patterns, so maybe we should make each month have a different vowel? ma, unu, el, ogos cool, but there's no month with an i, so maybe move bonus weekend to the midsection and call it binis? ma, unu, el, ogos, binis yeah that works
Love knowing that June was already perfect to begin with. 30 days, and a name so great it doesn't even need to be changed. My birthday is now a week after Spoon Day (and always on a Friday, heck yea)
This could be WAY more perfect, make every month 28 days(exactly 4 weeks), add an extra month called Solar(representing the sun) between june and july and have only one day left over at the end(or one another after the june if its leap year)
In central Europe we ACTUALLY HAVE SOMETHING SIMILIAR TO CLOWN DAY! It's called fasching, it's basically Halloween but instead of creepy costumes its usually silly and stupid costumes, mostly being clowns
You should add 3 more days in a week, 2 being weekends and 1 being weekday which now makes Each week 10 days to make it exactly 3 weeks In a month, for example a week might be Monday,Tuesday,Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, extra week day, Saturday, sunday, extra weekend day, extra weekend day. This also has the bonus of each month linking up as one ends on Saturday and the next starts on Sunday
Ok, this calendar is infinitely superior, but with the +6 hours, noon would be when the sun sets some years, and sometimes the middle of the night. I think we should keep leap year and just have it every eight years ands get two extra days of bonus weekend, because then we deal with it less.
When you changed and renamed the months I was completely laughing almost too hard. I totally agree with this new sudden way of living life. Your ideas and concepts make up some total sense.
There is a 13 month calendar, where each month starts on a Sunday and ends on a Saturday, unlike calendar 2 you don't get the odd sat, sun, mon then sun pattern at the end of each month.
My one problem with this is that each month ends on a Wednesday and starts on a Monday. So, what I suggest is you instead have there be four months (because of the four equinoxes) each being 91 days (13 weeks) long. Then, four the 1 1/4 day, make a whole new day of the week and have that be your ultimate day off. As far as holidays/birthdays have them be on the equivalent day on the new calendar. Additionally, for those born in February 29, your birthdays can now be on the ultimate day off (as that is essentially replace leap year).
Days of the week are human constructs, so there's no problem with cutting from Wednesday straight to the next Monday Y'know, unless you schedule something weekly in the latter half of the week.
There's one massive problem I noticed with Calendar 2: There are two days of the week that are experienced 12 more times than all other days. Firstly, there's Sunday, which isnt much of a problem, but then there's MONDAY. Monday, commonly said to be the worst day of the week, occurs on 12 more occasions than 5 other days of the week. This will either have to be changed or the last Monday of a moth will be used for something else... Sounds like a perfect opportunity for _BONUS WEEKEND!!!!!_
@@nayutaito9421 that’s to simple *May* I suggest that we just remove those days and add them on to bonus weekend so that every month is 28 days and bonus weekend is 18 days + 6 hours
All 12 holidays in the oats jenkins calender: 1. New Years Day 2. Valentine’s Day 3. St. Patrick’s Day 4. Easter 5. Oat’s Day 6. Spoon Day 7. Clown Day 8. 1st Day of School 9. Bird From Egypt Day 10. Halloween 11. Thanksgiving 12. Christmas
The Mayas used to have a "bonus weekend" too, but instead it was 5 days at the end of the year that were considered to be of bad luck, and people were very superstitious about them, and they also had eighteen 20 day months instead
The end of the year suffixes can be improved. 3 out of the 4 months end in -ember, so October should obviously become Octember. And in order to make the names match the numbers, September through December are now months 7-10 instead of 9-12. All other months also move up, so Jaugust is 6, July, is 5, etc, and then Marchuary is 1, February is 0, and January is -1. Also, it’s weird that Monday is followed by Sunday whenever you switch months. I think the obvious solution to this is to make every month 28 days, and add all the extra days to bonus weekend. I think that solves every problem and it is now completely perfect
Well instead of having a 29 day bonus weekend you could just have 13 months and one “bonus day” it would have less of an impact on things like the operation of businesses. An extra one day would be easily implemented and not get in the way of so much
The last four months end in just "ber". They are named after septem (seven), octo (eight), novem (nine) and decem (ten), but as we all know, the logic was only correct in the early Roman calendar. Having the year start in January instead of March means that the names of the "ber" months are incorrect.
The extra 6 hours really deserve to be their own month. I think it would be nice if we honored a very specific group of people by naming the month Eugenemonth and then in the time leading up to the new year everyone finds someone named Eugene and lets them know they're appreciated.
I feel like there should be burtinday because my birthday is on the 31st so everyone with the 31st as their bur(tin)day get it after all I dint want to be immortal
I love how this guy is so objectively correct about absolutely everything, like even if something would be completely wrong normally, if this guy said it it would be 100% objectively correct
your a leap year child?? thats so cool! even though prolly you have heard that a million times- do you normally celebrate on feb 29 or march 1st? and do you have an extra special party on leap year? :D
In my country, the school year starts on September 1st (or the next week day if it's a weekend). I appreciate that you made it so that every country has to follow that, I feel represented
In my country we start on the first Tuesday of September. Unless Tuesday is the 1st of September, in which case we start on Tuesday the 8th of September instead.
Every year about 4 billion people buy new calendars, 4 billion calendars x 12 months is 48 billion pages, one tree is about 15,000 paper, and that would be 3,200,000 trees per year. This calendar makes it so that only 3,200,000 trees will die per never. Thank you oat!
Kids in 4000 years: Mommy why is it called ber-day? Mom:Because when the oats saved are way of life he wanted to make a holiday in every month and he thought 💭 oooh bet-day because it’s the start of the ber-months!
I like this calendar. Because there are no leap years, it grants people who were born on leap days immortal life! I can't believe you've managed to solve death; you should be given a Nobel Prize!
No, people born on leap day always come to me and “hahaha, you are 1 day till the leap day hahaha you don’t belong to our leap gang” that just casually make me wanna break their toes and fingers
Fun fact: Every year that is evenly divisible by 4 is a leap year, but every year that is evenly divisible by 100 is NOT a leap year, but every year that is evenly divisible by 400 IS a leap year.
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The 2 days at the end of each month are sunday and monday, which don't make any sense to just be ignored at the start of the next month. Instead we should remove them and add 24 days to bonus weekend. Also we should bring back leap year, but only so that we getan even longer bonus weekend.
The problem I see is that the 30-day calendar has a discontinues flow in the week-days. Sunday the 29th, Monday the 30th, Sunday the 1st? I would propose a day division like the "solar calendar" by Moses B. Cotsworth, first presented in the early 20th century. He divided each month into 28 days, and each year has therefore 13 months. This will present us with 364 days, so we would have one "bonus weekend"-day for New Year's Eve at the end of the year. 13 months also means 1 more holiday! And whilst we are at it: We need to change the spelling of Wednesday! My personal favoured is When's-Day. What do you guys think?
Eh, then you have a prime number of months in a year, so you can't really divide them up like how 3 months right now are a season. My solution at that point would be to do away with 7 day weeks entirely (because they're similarly bad) and have 5 6 day weeks per month, with 5 or 6 extra days at the end.
exactly, without him id have to start school in january, or febuary or sometimes even march. who the hell starts school in march??? then have like 3 weeks out of school in july and go back some random day in august until like november or december. schools are very inconsistent where i live
If you add 6 hrs to the 5th day of bonus weekend, it would ruin everything because every day would start at 6am instead of 12am. The next year starts at 12pm, etc. it’s basically the more complicated version of daylight savings
why dont we use 28 days a month andintroduce a new month named jenkins month. and that 6hrs will be in that jenkinmonth.and we dont find problem of repeating sunday after monday and before month while the month is ending. just 13*28=364 and then additional 6hrs is in new month called oats period which comes after 4 years which is of one day
I thought this would be a joke but before bonus features this is genuinely, no joke, actually better than the current calendar, the only thing I would change is changing the name of "jmay" to just "jay"
The way I would fix the calendar is as follows: Every month has 28 days (so that we always go in the order of weekdays) The 29th through 31st of each old month go towards a 13th month. That leaves us with the last month having 29 days! And I'm stealing your 6 extra hours on the last day idea too.
the month always ends on a monday (bad) and then goes straight to sunday, i think we can fix this by changing all the last mondays to SATURDAY 2!! now it makes sense, and there's more weekend!!
change for Calendar 3: if every month ends on a Monday, how does every month begin on a sunday. get rid of all the 29th and 30ths. compile them into a new additional month of 24 days. add four of the other five bonus days. 28 days. Then just turn that one leftover 29th into a void that has no weekday. It's the leap year day but it's every year (sometimes it's just longer than other time). it's not a part of any month or any day of the week. it's void day. so the last day of the year would be on the last saturday (of december or the additional month), then void day, then jan 1st on sunday.
7:41 But that would create a paradox because then the first day of school is in September, which means you get ANOTHER holiday. This means that no one ever has to go to school, because it’s always a holiday.
I really like how every month goes Sunday through Saturday like normal until you get to the last week, where it goes Sunday to Monday, then the next month starts so it's back to Sunday. Very nice and pleasing detail.
*Thank you of taking care of the calendar for us, we got too tired to change it up and make it better. P.S. You are objectively right about everything.*
I really like how the last day of every month is a monday. And the first day of every month is a Sunday. See it's nice because we skip 6 days every month
January = starts in Sunday February = starts in Tuesday March = starts in Thursday April = starts in Saturday May = starts in Monday June = starts in Wednesday July = starts in Friday August = starts in Sunday September = starts in Tuesday October = starts in Thursday November = starts in Saturday December = starts in Monday and ends with Tuesday BONUS WEEKEND = starts in Saturday and ends in Saturday
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my cosion was born on leap year she is in high scool and her age is 4
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@@AbcDef-ok5iy*my cousin was born on a leap day she's in high school but she's 4
I like how he doesn’t even acknowledge that each month ends on a Monday, and then it’s suddenly Sunday again.
maybe it jumps to sunday
If all the months were four weeks long then the BONUS WEEKEND could be longer… or maybe we could have two (one after June, one after December)
No problem: each last Monday of the month can be a rest day, so we get an extra-long weekend every month.
@@Jean-ve3mh wait yes that’s so much better
@@Jean-ve3mh omg yes
fixing the calendar without addressing the whole “sept”ember “oct”ober “nov”ember “dec”ember thing is a huge oversight, i expected this to be addressed when you fix the calendar again in a few weeks
And that we just threw in two old roman guys for no reason! I think I should have month named after me instead - I'm yet to be stabbed by senators which I believe makes me more qualified than this "Julius" punk
Or the other way around, Onuary, Twobruhry, Thirch, Foury, Fivy, Sixtine, Sevey, Eighst, November, December, Eleber, Twelber.
Not to be a nuisance or anything,
…
But technically it’s “Septem”ber, “Octo”ber, “Novem”ber, and “Decem”ber bc septem, octo, novem, and decem is actually the numbers seven through ten in Latin and shouldn’t be cut in half
I didn't notice that but I think the pattern was that it was ending in "er"
[Jun12.2022]
Sept- is 7
Oct- is 8
No- is 9
Dec- is 10
but
September is the 9th month
October is the 10th month
November is the 11th month
December is the 12th month
Hmm
Edit: Wait it's No- not Nov-
With this calendar, every 13th day of each month falls on a Friday, so I agree with it by default
YESSSSS AY THE TEETH EVERY MONTH (if you don't get ay the teeth it's a joke that I created last friday the 13th
Friday the 13th is supposed to be special in my opinion, as in a yearly, maybe every few months event of bad luck. It could be another American holiday, but more widespread in North America.
And my birthday is on 13th may...
@@Lendaru ay the teeth
Because of this calendar I have realized the easiest way to tell if Friday the 13th of this month it's just to see if the calendar looks really cool and neat with a one on the first Square
Oats: *Draws a beautiful turkey*
Also Oats: *Struggles to draw a firework*
I only see one flaw about this calendar. That the numbers on it don't match with the betabet numbers. Otherwise this calendar is completly flawless! Great job Oats!
What about Easter TvT
@@ZoeWatsonxx he does not want Easter to be there.
You are correct but also incorrect because the 11 betabet numbers are the base numbers, not the entire "numberbet" or whatever its called
Lowercase number calendar sounds like good merch to me.
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This dude is the most revolutionary thinker of our time. Oats Jenkins is making a BETTER way of life.
forgot the 𓅱 𓅱
This dude changed his pfp because of a calendar v2 holiday referencing his username, only to relate to what he drew the holiday (v2) as. Nice.
Yeah
He literally. Changed. The unflawed. In this. Video.
@@kinithwashere5080 ah shit 𓅱
I like how making every month start on a Sunday automatically makes every month have a Friday the 13th.
Oh godamn it, can’t watch tv one day every month I guess
YES!
“It’s Friday the 13th! Woooo!” “Jerry it’s Friday the 13th every month please take off the reaper costume”
Perfect to regulate the human population and monthly happiness amounts
I thought I was the only one who noticed lol.
4:14 OMG, that is actually such an adorable Turkey!! ❤🥹
8:22
as an Egyptian, im very proud of bird from Egypt, he's made it a long way traveled thro the desert, and finally he's in the calender, alphabet2 and betabet
Same
Same
Omg
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a b b bird bird bird, bird is the word. literally
next thing you know, he remakes the solar system.
new planets
Ikr 😭
Not a bad idea
Great idea
Ha yea
Y'know... you could always just do 28 days per month. Every month would be exactly 4 weeks, so having every month start on a Sunday would be inherent. There would be 13 months and only 1 day left over at the end.
Also the 360-day calendar with 5 "mystery" days left over has been done before. The Mayans did it, and it sort of worked for them because they had a base-360 counting system.
SAME CHAIN OF THOUGH.... 13 months... all 28 days... all 4 exact weeks... all months start monday (weekend is a weekEND)(and changes nothing if you work the 1st or 2nd, same rest)... Last Sunday of the year is 48hours or 72 leap year... 12 was divisable by 4 for the seasons? They never start on the first anyway.... Hedgehog issue? Exterminate them all slowly, they now replace turkeys as the official gathering protein... what iff you were born a 31st? Its now the 2nd Feb, etc... for the 13th month name i suggest "Cursed-ober" or "Endober" or "Bendover" (LGBTQYZE++ will LOVE to have their own month, fine take it.... its cursed anyway...shhhh!!)
Nha, first Sunday right, so that all Friday are a Friday the 13th.
Or better yet, make weeks be 5 days long so you have 12 months with 6 weeks each and 5 mystery days at the end of the year
is that why the mayan calendar is like in 2013 now?
@@ddnava96 how is that better in any way??... what 4day work, 1weekend?... 5mistery days, we already brought that down to 1 or better 0, one sunday been 48hours...12month?, whats wrong with 13?, month can be anything their number dont matter mathematically anywhere...
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This calendar is amazing, except for 2 small flaws:
1. The extra 6 hours will offset time, making 6am every day the year after its synchronized appear to be noon. The next year would have noon be midnight, and then 6pm. That would be harder to keep track of then leap year.
2. Weeks are still 7 days. Nobody likes 7, and if you make each week 5 days instead, then there would be exactly 6 weeks each month, meaning that when the month ends, it doesn't go: Monday-Sunday-Monday.
BONUS SUGGSTION:
18 kind of looks like a face but a little off, and clowns look like faces but a little off, then the July 18th should be clown day.
The 6hr part should be more noticed
"The perfect sequel doesn't exist"
Oats Jenkins: "Hold my square sheets."
the firzt comment i see is an object show fan omg hello!!!
@@sodascentpack Or a memer I had no idea what object show was until you said this but I knew the meme
Hold my bird from egypt
This is unrelated but I think y’all are cultured ppl so do you know what this sound is?
3:39
I like how he says “I’m sorry, I don’t make the rules” when he’s literally remaking the whole calendar
He remained the universe at this point
bruh
my main problem with the calendar is that every month is that its made of squares.
I think that it would be better if it was made out of hexagons with branching paths
GENIUS
I agree, since hexagons are the bestagons
@@ninjadragongamer6861 aw man i wanted to say that oh well
@@ninjadragongamer6861 CPG GREY
Absolutely, after all, as we all know, hexagons are the bestagons
I completely agree with these changes especially thanksgiving being on the 26th because that's my mom's birthday.
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The whole "extra long bonus weekend" at the end of the year was a real thing in the ancient Germanic calendar until the Romans came and f**d everything up with inconsistency. It was referred to as the "time between the years".
And I as German highly appreciate seeing this concept being reestablished because I really like objective logic and bonus weekends... unlike some ancient Roman guys.
as a fellow german, i can completely agree.
Yes he is so considerate, definitely had the Germans in mind while establishing the "f*** it, it's the end of the year" system
Jewish people did it too, even before they ever got to Germany. I can't remember, but didn't the Aztec also do this?
So you're telling me I could have had an extra long bonus weekend if the Romans didn't invade? I swear to Odin if a time machine ever gets invented I'm gonna become a fighter and fight these Romans
Ηεγ τΗεrε
You know how everyone hates Monday, why not replace it with bird from Egypt as it is the superior being. (to differentiate from the number and the alphabet 2 you could add a moustache.)
Perfect
and its a day off as well, to celebrate the bird from Egypt, and black Friday shopping for November
Yes just yes
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It's honestly surprising how doing 13 months of 28 days solves a lot of problems and creates a very regular calendar. The only problem is the extra day you have to deal with (28*13 = 364), but when you're ready to do bonus weekend, what's one bonus day gonna hurt?
Also, I love how with Calendar 2, every year the morning/night cycle get pushed 6 hours.
Now if we add in Clock 2 we fix everything since it is 20 hour days with 20 mins per hour. So that 365 day is just a normal extra day that doesn't exist on the calendar line. So we get Sunday through Saturday 4 weeks a month with an extra special random day between "new years eve" and new years that isn't labeled as a "week day", but it doesn't need to be an extra 6 hours under the Clock 2 timeline. Then we start it all over on Sunday at 1.
Your idea sounds exactly like the "Celtic Tree Calendar" invented by Robert Graves. Just like yours, his calendar had 13 months per year. Each month had 28 days.
I'm pretty sure there used to be 13 months until some emporer or two decided they wanted to mess things up. Idk school history was a long time ago, might want to actually look that up 😂
the ancient egyptian calendar which our calendar is based on had 30 days every month and 5-6 extra ones at the end of the year
@@gracelewis6071 Pretty sure you're thinking of when July and August were added to make it 12 months instead of 10, named after the emperors Julius and Augustus. That's why September is the 9th month when it's actually Latin for 7 (sept like the name Septimus), October is 10th instead of 8th (oct like octopus), November (nov like the number 9 nueve in Spanish), December (dec like decade).
is no one going to talk about how on this calendar every month is friday the 13th I will be adopting this callernder into my life so I can watch more horror movies
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Yes
A little tip for the half pattern: I would prefer following the ending with an Y pattern: so like May, Juney, July, Augusty
Also what about easter? It's like every year it's different just like thanksgiving!!!
how about both patterns?
jmay, juney, july, jaugust
or perhaps removing the patterns?
ma, une, ul, augus
actually, there's a lot of u's, and we don't want patterns, so maybe we should make each month have a different vowel?
ma, unu, el, ogos
cool, but there's no month with an i, so maybe move bonus weekend to the midsection and call it binis?
ma, unu, el, ogos, binis
yeah that works
@@jJuso yup
I also wondered about easter
Easter and thanksgiving would be the same day every year now?
Jmay 16th: the day of Oats. The day where we celebrate the creator of this calendar, Oats Jenkins.
Love knowing that June was already perfect to begin with. 30 days, and a name so great it doesn't even need to be changed. My birthday is now a week after Spoon Day (and always on a Friday, heck yea)
This could be WAY more perfect, make every month 28 days(exactly 4 weeks), add an extra month called Solar(representing the sun) between june and july and have only one day left over at the end(or one another after the june if its leap year)
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I think there is an artificial calendar like that
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In central Europe we ACTUALLY HAVE SOMETHING SIMILIAR TO CLOWN DAY!
It's called fasching, it's basically Halloween but instead of creepy costumes its usually silly and stupid costumes, mostly being clowns
why did I read it as "fascism" lmao
@@LorenzoF06 im going to hell for laughing 💀
Lucky fuck the American government
@@LorenzoF06 I love fascism - where people dress up as stuiped clowns!
That sounds creepier than Halloween ngl
I just wanna say, your choice of background music is GOD-tier. Especially the gen 5 sound-track sprinkled in here and there. It’s just so awesome!
I'm just happy I must not have been the only one to enjoy the Zelda DS games
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do you know what song is playing during seasons part?
@@kaboom5567I now bequeath unto you, the Ferret theme!
You should add 3 more days in a week, 2 being weekends and 1 being weekday which now makes Each week 10 days to make it exactly 3 weeks In a month, for example a week might be Monday,Tuesday,Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, extra week day, Saturday, sunday, extra weekend day, extra weekend day. This also has the bonus of each month linking up as one ends on Saturday and the next starts on Sunday
an extra 3 days for the weekend would be dope
“Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Nomday, Friday, Chipsday, Saturday, Don[e]day.” Is it good👍🏻
Yes
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Oats : we need a new holiday for November
Me : fire work day
4th of July already IS FIREWORK DAY. SO IS NEW YEARS
Ok, this calendar is infinitely superior, but with the +6 hours, noon would be when the sun sets some years, and sometimes the middle of the night. I think we should keep leap year and just have it every eight years ands get two extra days of bonus weekend, because then we deal with it less.
Leap year birthdays are crying right now.
Actually it's 365.249 days, so they skip a leap year once in a century
@@roundabout-host yeah but actualy once every 1000 years when they are supposed to skip leap year they dont because its 365.242199 days
But consider all the advantages of having a Night Year!
We don't have to worry about leap years with a groundhog deciding on the seasons anyway.
When you changed and renamed the months I was completely laughing almost too hard. I totally agree with this new sudden way of living life. Your ideas and concepts make up some total sense.
As a Egyptian I feel really respected ❤
There is a 13 month calendar, where each month starts on a Sunday and ends on a Saturday, unlike calendar 2 you don't get the odd sat, sun, mon then sun pattern at the end of each month.
My one problem with this is that each month ends on a Wednesday and starts on a Monday. So, what I suggest is you instead have there be four months (because of the four equinoxes) each being 91 days (13 weeks) long. Then, four the 1 1/4 day, make a whole new day of the week and have that be your ultimate day off. As far as holidays/birthdays have them be on the equivalent day on the new calendar. Additionally, for those born in February 29, your birthdays can now be on the ultimate day off (as that is essentially replace leap year).
Days of the week are human constructs, so there's no problem with cutting from Wednesday straight to the next Monday
Y'know, unless you schedule something weekly in the latter half of the week.
Make each month 28 days to line up with the moon and then make each week 5 or 6 days long so it stays in line with the year
It doesn’t end in Wednesday. It starts in Sunday not Monday
There's one massive problem I noticed with Calendar 2:
There are two days of the week that are experienced 12 more times than all other days. Firstly, there's Sunday, which isnt much of a problem, but then there's MONDAY. Monday, commonly said to be the worst day of the week, occurs on 12 more occasions than 5 other days of the week. This will either have to be changed or the last Monday of a moth will be used for something else...
Sounds like a perfect opportunity for _BONUS WEEKEND!!!!!_
In that case, just make the beginning of the week Saturday instead of Sunday, that would solve the issue.
birboi dude my bro my n wyh why are you on the top thats AWESOME DUDE!
@@nayutaito9421 Or we could all just do your mom
@@nayutaito9421 that’s to simple
*May* I suggest that we just remove those days and add them on to bonus weekend so that every month is 28 days and bonus weekend is 18 days + 6 hours
@@TuppyMSM what how
All 12 holidays in the oats jenkins calender:
1. New Years Day
2. Valentine’s Day
3. St. Patrick’s Day
4. Easter
5. Oat’s Day
6. Spoon Day
7. Clown Day
8. 1st Day of School
9. Bird From Egypt Day
10. Halloween
11. Thanksgiving
12. Christmas
11. *bird from Egypt day
The 4th is actually Ape day, besides Easter can fall in either March or April
This was mind-blowing. I'd award him the Nobel Prize but the Nobel Prize itself needs to be fixed by Oats Jenkins first
The Mayas used to have a "bonus weekend" too, but instead it was 5 days at the end of the year that were considered to be of bad luck, and people were very superstitious about them, and they also had eighteen 20 day months instead
same with the egyptians
You are perfect and are objectively right about everything. No one should question you.
Agreed 𓅱
Says who?
@@mightyxt says god, the universe, anime, god again, bird from egypt (ultimate deity), allah, science and sans undertale
source: trust me bro
UšE THE aLPABET. aND YEs, i aGREE
@@foxtail286 Source: 𓅱
Your background at the start being the world select screen from New Super Mario Brothers Wii is very nice.
The end of the year suffixes can be improved. 3 out of the 4 months end in -ember, so October should obviously become Octember. And in order to make the names match the numbers, September through December are now months 7-10 instead of 9-12. All other months also move up, so Jaugust is 6, July, is 5, etc, and then Marchuary is 1, February is 0, and January is -1. Also, it’s weird that Monday is followed by Sunday whenever you switch months. I think the obvious solution to this is to make every month 28 days, and add all the extra days to bonus weekend. I think that solves every problem and it is now completely perfect
Well, doing the 28 day thing would add 23 days to the 6 day bonus weekend, making it a bonus month with 29 days. I guess that’s fine though.
Well instead of having a 29 day bonus weekend you could just have 13 months and one “bonus day” it would have less of an impact on things like the operation of businesses. An extra one day would be easily implemented and not get in the way of so much
the less obvious solution is ditching wednesdays
@@artembaguinski9946 this i can get behind
The last four months end in just "ber". They are named after septem (seven), octo (eight), novem (nine) and decem (ten), but as we all know, the logic was only correct in the early Roman calendar. Having the year start in January instead of March means that the names of the "ber" months are incorrect.
The extra 6 hours really deserve to be their own month. I think it would be nice if we honored a very specific group of people by naming the month Eugenemonth and then in the time leading up to the new year everyone finds someone named Eugene and lets them know they're appreciated.
Does your name happen to be Eugene?
Just kidding lmao, I like that idea
@@youremyfavoritesong9868 My name is Jeff xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
I feel like there should be burtinday because my birthday is on the 31st so everyone with the 31st as their bur(tin)day get it after all I dint want to be immortal
"hey prestonplays i appreciate you"
@@obamagaming9456 what's your last name?
I love how the Egyptian bird makes his way into every video
The bird from Egypt is the only thing that matters
𓅱𓅱𓅱@@charjane619
Bird from egypt LORE
@@charjane619yes
Same with the monkey
8:50 oh no... NOT THE BACKROOMS!
i was born in February 26 though.
Are we just going to ignore the fact that _not even he uses his own improved alphabet?!?!?_
IKR
He actually does. In the subscribe part.
Yea he maid te title wrong
It's sould be
"I maid a BETER kalander
@@Sphynxes ONLY THAT BUT WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF THE KALENDER ITS ONLY THE OUTTRO
@@CatlyTheCat rong not wrong
I love how this guy is so objectively correct about absolutely everything, like even if something would be completely wrong normally, if this guy said it it would be 100% objectively correct
The days doesn't synchronize, like how last monday of the month was followed by sunday
I love how every month goes from Monday to Sunday. This is such a good calendar.
The fact that every month ends with monday and then it’s Sunday again makes me happy
I love how he had to make up a holiday for April, even though Easter and April Fools exist xD
yes lol
Apuary*
*Apuary Fools
“Eapuary”
APRIL FOOL
As a leap year child, I'm not even upset about my birthday considering it was added to Bonus Weekend; honestly, I consider it an upgrade
*WHY DID HE MAKE LEAP YEAR CHILDREN JOIN BURTON ???*
your a leap year child?? thats so cool! even though prolly you have heard that a million times- do you normally celebrate on feb 29 or march 1st? and do you have an extra special party on leap year? :D
In my country, the school year starts on September 1st (or the next week day if it's a weekend). I appreciate that you made it so that every country has to follow that, I feel represented
In my country we start on the first Tuesday of September. Unless Tuesday is the 1st of September, in which case we start on Tuesday the 8th of September instead.
@@badger_games6430 That's similar to some US states and Canada because Labor Day is the first Monday in September.
@@jof4467 yes I am from Canada
I joined school on march 1st 2022
Every year about 4 billion people buy new calendars, 4 billion calendars x 12 months is 48 billion pages, one tree is about 15,000 paper, and that would be 3,200,000 trees per year. This calendar makes it so that only 3,200,000 trees will die per never. Thank you oat!
This guy is the definition of "be the change you want to see in the world".
😂
The fact that he made Ape Day on 4/20 makes the calendar even better.
He didn't even acknowledge that 420 already is a holiday. 🤔
German Mustache Man's bday
…two holidays in one 💃
WAIT I DIDNT REALIZE THAT LOL
@@jctubezzz no it is not what I was referring to. I was talking to all the stoners out there
is it just me or do people imagine how life would be like with these things(calendar 2 & alphabet 3)
Yo that’s what I would think lol
what’s alphabet 3? i think you’re thinking of the betabet
@@SoshJam yea
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@@nutriafachere Wuddya mean, this is the Internet.
Kids in 4000 years: Mommy why is it called ber-day? Mom:Because when the oats saved are way of life he wanted to make a holiday in every month and he thought 💭 oooh bet-day because it’s the start of the ber-months!
I just realized that ‘Let me check my calendar’ is the adult version of ‘Let me ask my mom.
I like this calendar. Because there are no leap years, it grants people who were born on leap days immortal life! I can't believe you've managed to solve death; you should be given a Nobel Prize!
nice
No, people born on leap day always come to me and “hahaha, you are 1 day till the leap day hahaha you don’t belong to our leap gang” that just casually make me wanna break their toes and fingers
But we have February 30!
I genuinely think that having every month start on the same day every year would be an amazing change. but you needed Egyptian bird month
End of a Month: Monday💀
Start of a Month: Sunday😁
The second day of a Month: Monday☠️
Fun fact: Every year that is evenly divisible by 4 is a leap year, but every year that is evenly divisible by 100 is NOT a leap year, but every year that is evenly divisible by 400 IS a leap year.
I don't know if this is fun
What the
I love how he demonstrated the seasons with a practice pad and a Pokémon ball. Percussionist UNITEEE!
PERCUSSIONISTS UNITEEEEEEEEEE! (intense flam->drumroll)
@@Blinkonpaws whooo! Drumroll< what’s your favorite instrument? I’m probably drums or marimba. Maybe bells. I like the keyboard instruments.
The bonus weekend shouldve gotten its own month called Bluth with exciting holidays like “why is scott wearing that hat day” and “empathy”
YES
Shit up Burton
What is the reasoning behind the name
@@theprotnt596 It's a joke from a different channel called Scott The Woz
If you put it on 28th, I’m talking about Halloween. It would be on my birthday.🎉
the quality of your videos is incredible. stock image editing is my absolute favorite genre of comedy so i'm so glad i stumbled upon your channel. absolutely amazing content keep it up
He forgot Easter is in April
The 2 days at the end of each month are sunday and monday, which don't make any sense to just be ignored at the start of the next month. Instead we should remove them and add 24 days to bonus weekend. Also we should bring back leap year, but only so that we getan even longer bonus weekend.
I like how he started out making logical changes, realized that's not actually what he was making this video to do, and then went off the rails
You are objectively right about everything I'm having oats for dinner everyday
The problem I see is that the 30-day calendar has a discontinues flow in the week-days. Sunday the 29th, Monday the 30th, Sunday the 1st? I would propose a day division like the "solar calendar" by Moses B. Cotsworth, first presented in the early 20th century. He divided each month into 28 days, and each year has therefore 13 months. This will present us with 364 days, so we would have one "bonus weekend"-day for New Year's Eve at the end of the year.
13 months also means 1 more holiday!
And whilst we are at it: We need to change the spelling of Wednesday! My personal favoured is When's-Day. What do you guys think?
German calls it _Mittwoch_ which means “midweek”.
@Salma Elnaddab Wet NES Day? As in, Soaked Nintendo Entertainment System Day?
@@gowildler man are you ready for that party on Wet NES Day
Better bring your gloves to not get electrocuted
Eh, then you have a prime number of months in a year, so you can't really divide them up like how 3 months right now are a season. My solution at that point would be to do away with 7 day weeks entirely (because they're similarly bad) and have 5 6 day weeks per month, with 5 or 6 extra days at the end.
What day of the week would bonus weekend be then
Your honesty right (no school or work for a week after ever holiday)
We need this man he fixes everything and makes THEM SO MUCH BETTER.
βεταβετ
Calendar 2
Both are s***
exactly, without him id have to start school in january, or febuary or sometimes even march. who the hell starts school in march??? then have like 3 weeks out of school in july and go back some random day in august until like november or december. schools are very inconsistent where i live
No!
@@Drew_The_Plug I agree
His drawing of a spoon looks like a music note. I PERNONCE JUNE 6 AS SPOON MUSIC DAY!!!
you are never wrong HAIL JENKINS OUR NEW WORLD TEACHER
If you add 6 hrs to the 5th day of bonus weekend, it would ruin everything because every day would start at 6am instead of 12am. The next year starts at 12pm, etc. it’s basically the more complicated version of daylight savings
Just pull the earth and sun a bit to catch up with those hours.
why dont we use 28 days a month andintroduce a new month named jenkins month. and that 6hrs will be in that jenkinmonth.and we dont find problem of repeating sunday after monday and before month while the month is ending. just 13*28=364 and then additional 6hrs is in new month called oats period which comes after 4 years which is of one day
then we can also use same calender for every month and can save even more tree's
you cant add 6hrs or the morning of all day the next year start 6 hours later, you MUST add a full day.... Last Sunday can be 48/72hours though ;-)
The last Sunday (Dec 29) is 48 hours long
@@locomotivetrainstation6053 yeap... thats still the 28th though... 28Part2
@@locomotivetrainstation6053 exactly after four years jenkin day comes
OAT jenkins force Chick-fil-A to be open on Sundays and make a day called chicken day when everyone goes to Chick-Fil-A
I like how every months ends on Monday and then starts on Sunday
The months end on Monday.
He should make them all 28 and take the extra to saturber
💀
Bruh
Oats, can you make the 7th of June a weekday? Just it's a holiday in my country!
This man is gonna make Earth 2 at this rate.
In 2033: I Made a BETTER Martian Calendar!
I thought this would be a joke but before bonus features this is genuinely, no joke, actually better than the current calendar, the only thing I would change is changing the name of "jmay" to just "jay"
Or Jamay?
agreed
Gay/Jay. idk.
Cuz Jaybirds
I like how inbetween normal leap years everyone just collectively agrees to do everything at night
Either that or the dates just change in the middle of the day.
The way I would fix the calendar is as follows: Every month has 28 days (so that we always go in the order of weekdays) The 29th through 31st of each old month go towards a 13th month. That leaves us with the last month having 29 days! And I'm stealing your 6 extra hours on the last day idea too.
and the 29th is also a saturday so it keeps the week cycle with the 13th month being called jemberuary
the month always ends on a monday (bad) and then goes straight to sunday, i think we can fix this by changing all the last mondays to SATURDAY 2!! now it makes sense, and there's more weekend!!
happy bird day
change for Calendar 3:
if every month ends on a Monday, how does every month begin on a sunday.
get rid of all the 29th and 30ths. compile them into a new additional month of 24 days. add four of the other five bonus days. 28 days. Then just turn that one leftover 29th into a void that has no weekday. It's the leap year day but it's every year (sometimes it's just longer than other time). it's not a part of any month or any day of the week. it's void day. so the last day of the year would be on the last saturday (of december or the additional month), then void day, then jan 1st on sunday.
Instead of a Void Day, we should have a Bonus Saturday
Oats- messing with time isnt really the best-
oh who am i kidding its the best idea ever made
Isn’t it funny how the beginnings of the months just don’t match the end of the previous months? 😂
Edit 1: YARR 52 likes? YARR!
yes
👻
It's flavor
yeah its funny that the last day is monday then you pop-up on sunday XD
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A month is just like-
30th = monday
1st = Sunday
I LOVE THIS CQLENDAR
7:41 But that would create a paradox because then the first day of school is in September, which means you get ANOTHER holiday. This means that no one ever has to go to school, because it’s always a holiday.
And without school, you won’t get a job (Unless you make a UA-cam video that gets super popular.) , or money, and maybe a home.
Yes, it's true.
“First number that shows up on this thing is 20…”
Literally highlights the “four”.
Side note: Happy Clown Day everybody
I really like how every month goes Sunday through Saturday like normal until you get to the last week, where it goes Sunday to Monday, then the next month starts so it's back to Sunday. Very nice and pleasing detail.
We say weekend which is the end of the week, and Saturday and Sunday are the weekends
*Thank you of taking care of the calendar for us, we got too tired to change it up and make it better. P.S. You are objectively right about everything.*
I really like how the last day of every month is a monday. And the first day of every month is a Sunday. See it's nice because we skip 6 days every month
January = starts in Sunday
February = starts in Tuesday
March = starts in Thursday
April = starts in Saturday
May = starts in Monday
June = starts in Wednesday
July = starts in Friday
August = starts in Sunday
September = starts in Tuesday
October = starts in Thursday
November = starts in Saturday
December = starts in Monday and ends with Tuesday
BONUS WEEKEND = starts in Saturday and ends in Saturday
If I showed this to myself 5 years ago I would be a time traveller
He's right.
Wow!! I didn't know that!! /sarcasm
"A buncha pieces of paper with squares on it!" - Oats Jenkins 2022
I personally think that there should be a separate holiday during Jaugest because not all schools start in Jaugest.
Now they do 𓅱
@@CrashCubeZeroOne I start at September 💀
@@CrashCubeZeroOne does it mean indians will get a 5 month summer holiday?
@@creeperdash2967 me too
@@phs125 No, they now end in June.
This dude just makes things better and makes it look easy!
7:20 People with a fear of clowns will forever hate that day.
Thats the best part
So replace it with a different holiday
I LOVE this new calendar
6:10 works really nice right? Then this GROUNDHOG, HAS THE AUDACITY TO DECIDE When spring comes!
Got me laughing so hard 😂
I hate Groundhog Day
@@misshollis7547same
@@misshollis7547 yeah, spring ALWAYS should be on March 21st.
I like how in 8:51 he says "I don't make the rules"
Yet he's making rules the entire video.
I Turned on timed comments just for this comment
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