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  • Опубліковано 20 тра 2024
  • I will fix the world one structure at a time. 𓅱
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    0:00 - Calendars (bad)
    0:59 - Fixing the Day Issue
    2:20 - Extra 5 Days
    3:19 - Holidays
    5:03 - Patterns
    5:46 - Seasons
    6:16 - BONUS FEATURES (Holidays pt 2)
    8:38 - One More Day
    8:53 - Saving the World
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 9 тис.

  • @OatsJenkins
    @OatsJenkins  2 місяці тому +15

    Fixing waayyyy more stuff over here - ua-cam.com/play/PL3yia6P2O1dGDpbkbs450N_61K6C7ErED.html&si=swF-VL59GAcydqZM

  • @Da_Dr
    @Da_Dr Рік тому +2831

    I like how he doesn’t even acknowledge that each month ends on a Monday, and then it’s suddenly Sunday again.

    • @helenepham2868
      @helenepham2868 Рік тому +128

      maybe it jumps to sunday

    • @elsahammons1177
      @elsahammons1177 Рік тому +257

      If all the months were four weeks long then the BONUS WEEKEND could be longer… or maybe we could have two (one after June, one after December)

    • @Jean-ve3mh
      @Jean-ve3mh Рік тому +175

      No problem: each last Monday of the month can be a rest day, so we get an extra-long weekend every month.

    • @elsahammons1177
      @elsahammons1177 Рік тому +45

      @@Jean-ve3mh wait yes that’s so much better

    • @Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman
      @Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman Рік тому +20

      @@Jean-ve3mh omg yes

  • @endrepasztor3080
    @endrepasztor3080 Рік тому +3591

    I only see one flaw about this calendar. That the numbers on it don't match with the betabet numbers. Otherwise this calendar is completly flawless! Great job Oats!

    • @S0mewhere.0n.V3nus
      @S0mewhere.0n.V3nus Рік тому +44

      What about Easter TvT

    • @wubber_dubber
      @wubber_dubber Рік тому +46

      @@S0mewhere.0n.V3nus he does not want Easter to be there.

    • @skizm9498
      @skizm9498 Рік тому +48

      You are correct but also incorrect because the 11 betabet numbers are the base numbers, not the entire "numberbet" or whatever its called

    • @YungNuisance
      @YungNuisance Рік тому +25

      Lowercase number calendar sounds like good merch to me.

    • @22sfs22
      @22sfs22 Рік тому +61

      @@skizm9498 U would β rite Xept thαt it'Ŝ α βαz ileven numβering. Ŝo the tenth numβer of eαqh month Ŝhould β "𓅱", the ilventh "10" etk. αlso ther is α kαse for the numβers to β lower-kαsed which would drαstikally qhαnj things 2 𓅱

  • @10TARDIS
    @10TARDIS Рік тому +141

    I love how the Egyptian bird makes his way into every video

  • @Is_Carrie
    @Is_Carrie 6 місяців тому +20

    Oats: *Draws a beautiful turkey*
    Also Oats: *Struggles to draw a firework*

  • @bob8320
    @bob8320 Рік тому +5981

    next thing you know, he remakes the solar system.

  • @disfordumboo4411
    @disfordumboo4411 Рік тому +1969

    fixing the calendar without addressing the whole “sept”ember “oct”ober “nov”ember “dec”ember thing is a huge oversight, i expected this to be addressed when you fix the calendar again in a few weeks

    • @drewstaser9726
      @drewstaser9726 Рік тому +171

      And that we just threw in two old roman guys for no reason! I think I should have month named after me instead - I'm yet to be stabbed by senators which I believe makes me more qualified than this "Julius" punk

    • @Gigasimo456
      @Gigasimo456 Рік тому +141

      Or the other way around, Onuary, Twobruhry, Thirch, Foury, Fivy, Sixtine, Sevey, Eighst, November, December, Eleber, Twelber.

    • @AndresJ80
      @AndresJ80 Рік тому +88

      Not to be a nuisance or anything,

      But technically it’s “Septem”ber, “Octo”ber, “Novem”ber, and “Decem”ber bc septem, octo, novem, and decem is actually the numbers seven through ten in Latin and shouldn’t be cut in half

    • @giannaomole1807
      @giannaomole1807 Рік тому +8

      I didn't notice that but I think the pattern was that it was ending in "er"

    • @septanesium
      @septanesium Рік тому +26

      [Jun12.2022]
      Sept- is 7
      Oct- is 8
      No- is 9
      Dec- is 10
      but
      September is the 9th month
      October is the 10th month
      November is the 11th month
      December is the 12th month
      Hmm
      Edit: Wait it's No- not Nov-

  • @CyrusSanders
    @CyrusSanders 6 місяців тому +9

    This calendar is amazing, except for 2 small flaws:
    1. The extra 6 hours will offset time, making 6am every day the year after its synchronized appear to be noon. The next year would have noon be midnight, and then 6pm. That would be harder to keep track of then leap year.
    2. Weeks are still 7 days. Nobody likes 7, and if you make each week 5 days instead, then there would be exactly 6 weeks each month, meaning that when the month ends, it doesn't go: Monday-Sunday-Monday.
    BONUS SUGGSTION:
    18 kind of looks like a face but a little off, and clowns look like faces but a little off, then the July 18th should be clown day.

  • @speakk.now_TV
    @speakk.now_TV 7 місяців тому +4

    Your honesty right (no school or work for a week after ever holiday)

  • @aozoraking1092
    @aozoraking1092 Рік тому +2672

    I like how making every month start on a Sunday automatically makes every month have a Friday the 13th.

    • @level_breaded5364
      @level_breaded5364 Рік тому +117

      Oh godamn it, can’t watch tv one day every month I guess

    • @OG_Jouno_Saigiku
      @OG_Jouno_Saigiku Рік тому +16

      YES!

    • @generalshenanigans1703
      @generalshenanigans1703 Рік тому +149

      “It’s Friday the 13th! Woooo!” “Jerry it’s Friday the 13th every month please take off the reaper costume”

    • @miguelisaurusbruh1158
      @miguelisaurusbruh1158 Рік тому +45

      Perfect to regulate the human population and monthly happiness amounts

    • @MegaIiyambula
      @MegaIiyambula Рік тому +11

      I thought I was the only one who noticed lol.

  • @C455C0R3
    @C455C0R3 Рік тому +722

    With this calendar, every 13th day of each month falls on a Friday, so I agree with it by default

    • @Pinecone6442
      @Pinecone6442 Рік тому +13

      YESSSSS AY THE TEETH EVERY MONTH (if you don't get ay the teeth it's a joke that I created last friday the 13th

    • @Indecisive4734
      @Indecisive4734 Рік тому +8

      Friday the 13th is supposed to be special in my opinion, as in a yearly, maybe every few months event of bad luck. It could be another American holiday, but more widespread in North America.

    • @Lendaru
      @Lendaru Рік тому +6

      And my birthday is on 13th may...

    • @Pinecone6442
      @Pinecone6442 Рік тому +2

      @@Lendaru ay the teeth

    • @OrangeColt
      @OrangeColt Рік тому +5

      Because of this calendar I have realized the easiest way to tell if Friday the 13th of this month it's just to see if the calendar looks really cool and neat with a one on the first Square

  • @jesseyu69420
    @jesseyu69420 11 місяців тому +12

    7:41 But that would create a paradox because then the first day of school is in September, which means you get ANOTHER holiday. This means that no one ever has to go to school, because it’s always a holiday.

    • @CalebN.
      @CalebN. 2 місяці тому

      And without school, you won’t get a job, or money, and maybe a home.

  • @eymentunayildiz
    @eymentunayildiz 4 місяці тому +5

    This could be WAY more perfect, make every month 28 days(exactly 4 weeks), add an extra month called Solar(representing the sun) between june and july and have only one day left over at the end(or one another after the june if its leap year)

    • @KAVYAMAY
      @KAVYAMAY Місяць тому

      @eymentunayildiz you are the best😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊 I literally agree so much 💯🔥

  • @RonAnflooD247
    @RonAnflooD247 Рік тому +1400

    This dude is the most revolutionary thinker of our time. Oats Jenkins is making a BETTER way of life.

    • @kinithwashere5080
      @kinithwashere5080 Рік тому +16

      forgot the 𓅱 𓅱

    • @GTD_GameTilDead
      @GTD_GameTilDead Рік тому +3

      This dude changed his pfp because of a calendar v2 holiday referencing his username, only to relate to what he drew the holiday (v2) as. Nice.

    • @bronball7881
      @bronball7881 Рік тому +1

      Yeah

    • @Indecisive4734
      @Indecisive4734 Рік тому +2

      He literally. Changed. The unflawed. In this. Video.

    • @RonAnflooD247
      @RonAnflooD247 Рік тому

      @@kinithwashere5080 ah shit 𓅱

  • @ganzeige
    @ganzeige Рік тому +377

    The whole "extra long bonus weekend" at the end of the year was a real thing in the ancient Germanic calendar until the Romans came and f**d everything up with inconsistency. It was referred to as the "time between the years".
    And I as German highly appreciate seeing this concept being reestablished because I really like objective logic and bonus weekends... unlike some ancient Roman guys.

    • @seventyfour8256
      @seventyfour8256 Рік тому +6

      as a fellow german, i can completely agree.

    • @skizm9498
      @skizm9498 Рік тому +11

      Yes he is so considerate, definitely had the Germans in mind while establishing the "f*** it, it's the end of the year" system

    • @gristlevonraben
      @gristlevonraben Рік тому +1

      Jewish people did it too, even before they ever got to Germany. I can't remember, but didn't the Aztec also do this?

    • @ghostofthefallenvalkyrie3320
      @ghostofthefallenvalkyrie3320 Рік тому +16

      So you're telling me I could have had an extra long bonus weekend if the Romans didn't invade? I swear to Odin if a time machine ever gets invented I'm gonna become a fighter and fight these Romans

    • @abxyabxy281
      @abxyabxy281 Рік тому

      Ηεγ τΗεrε

  • @martinchavezfigueroa6627
    @martinchavezfigueroa6627 10 місяців тому +2

    You are objectively correct about everything oats

  • @thomasstreasures7133
    @thomasstreasures7133 Рік тому +7

    The best 10 days of this should be the real calendar

  • @popstarrowlet
    @popstarrowlet Рік тому +527

    my main problem with the calendar is that every month is that its made of squares.
    I think that it would be better if it was made out of hexagons with branching paths

  • @alxhaluv
    @alxhaluv Рік тому +698

    as an Egyptian, im very proud of bird from Egypt, he's made it a long way traveled thro the desert, and finally he's in the calender, alphabet2 and betabet

  • @Prachi11378
    @Prachi11378 3 місяці тому +1

    You are unbelievable oats.. I'm shocked.. at the way you changed the alphabets and the calender. I found your channel the most interesting one today... Hats off to your great mind... I'll come back again on your channel and I hope you'll come with more 2nd version videos..🌼🌼🌼🌼

  • @tntguy
    @tntguy 9 місяців тому +1

    your changes actually makes sense

  • @ShootMyMonkey
    @ShootMyMonkey Рік тому +624

    Y'know... you could always just do 28 days per month. Every month would be exactly 4 weeks, so having every month start on a Sunday would be inherent. There would be 13 months and only 1 day left over at the end.
    Also the 360-day calendar with 5 "mystery" days left over has been done before. The Mayans did it, and it sort of worked for them because they had a base-360 counting system.

    • @MuktiLuv
      @MuktiLuv Рік тому +28

      SAME CHAIN OF THOUGH.... 13 months... all 28 days... all 4 exact weeks... all months start monday (weekend is a weekEND)(and changes nothing if you work the 1st or 2nd, same rest)... Last Sunday of the year is 48hours or 72 leap year... 12 was divisable by 4 for the seasons? They never start on the first anyway.... Hedgehog issue? Exterminate them all slowly, they now replace turkeys as the official gathering protein... what iff you were born a 31st? Its now the 2nd Feb, etc... for the 13th month name i suggest "Cursed-ober" or "Endober" or "Bendover" (LGBTQYZE++ will LOVE to have their own month, fine take it.... its cursed anyway...shhhh!!)
      Nha, first Sunday right, so that all Friday are a Friday the 13th.

    • @ddnava96
      @ddnava96 Рік тому +13

      Or better yet, make weeks be 5 days long so you have 12 months with 6 weeks each and 5 mystery days at the end of the year

    • @reliction
      @reliction Рік тому

      is that why the mayan calendar is like in 2013 now?

    • @MuktiLuv
      @MuktiLuv Рік тому +1

      @@ddnava96 how is that better in any way??... what 4day work, 1weekend?... 5mistery days, we already brought that down to 1 or better 0, one sunday been 48hours...12month?, whats wrong with 13?, month can be anything their number dont matter mathematically anywhere...

    • @mystery._.m34t
      @mystery._.m34t Рік тому

      If thαr§ 1-] month§ §ee§on§ wil βe kunfu§ing

  • @cherrybomb69696
    @cherrybomb69696 Рік тому +295

    I like how he says “I’m sorry, I don’t make the rules” when he’s literally remaking the whole calendar

  • @theamazon915
    @theamazon915 2 місяці тому +1

    I agree with the bonus weekend it makes a lot of sense

  • @Rose-yr4xf
    @Rose-yr4xf 3 місяці тому +3

    I completely agree with these changes especially thanksgiving being on the 26th because that's my mom's birthday.

  • @TheBig78sam
    @TheBig78sam Рік тому +148

    You know how everyone hates Monday, why not replace it with bird from Egypt as it is the superior being. (to differentiate from the number and the alphabet 2 you could add a moustache.)

    • @Cashewer
      @Cashewer Рік тому +1

      Perfect

    • @MartinAsleep
      @MartinAsleep Рік тому +3

      and its a day off as well, to celebrate the bird from Egypt, and black Friday shopping for November

    • @azzas26
      @azzas26 Рік тому

      Yes just yes

    • @kingo5940
      @kingo5940 Рік тому

      i suport u

  • @Plugytheplug
    @Plugytheplug Рік тому +537

    "The perfect sequel doesn't exist"
    Oats Jenkins: "Hold my square sheets."

    • @sodascentpack
      @sodascentpack Рік тому +1

      the firzt comment i see is an object show fan omg hello!!!

    • @CallytheCalicoCat
      @CallytheCalicoCat Рік тому +1

      @@sodascentpack Or a memer I had no idea what object show was until you said this but I knew the meme

    • @monjarinafsheen9867
      @monjarinafsheen9867 Рік тому +1

      Hold my bird from egypt

    • @shweta1684
      @shweta1684 5 місяців тому

      This is unrelated but I think y’all are cultured ppl so do you know what this sound is?
      3:39

  • @amybenitez851
    @amybenitez851 5 місяців тому +1

    This is a master peace IT IS AWESOME

  • @Samuel_blizzard
    @Samuel_blizzard 7 місяців тому +1

    Oats is the best history teacher

  • @fffffplayer1
    @fffffplayer1 Рік тому +432

    It's honestly surprising how doing 13 months of 28 days solves a lot of problems and creates a very regular calendar. The only problem is the extra day you have to deal with (28*13 = 364), but when you're ready to do bonus weekend, what's one bonus day gonna hurt?
    Also, I love how with Calendar 2, every year the morning/night cycle get pushed 6 hours.

    • @Dkgow
      @Dkgow Рік тому +33

      Now if we add in Clock 2 we fix everything since it is 20 hour days with 20 mins per hour. So that 365 day is just a normal extra day that doesn't exist on the calendar line. So we get Sunday through Saturday 4 weeks a month with an extra special random day between "new years eve" and new years that isn't labeled as a "week day", but it doesn't need to be an extra 6 hours under the Clock 2 timeline. Then we start it all over on Sunday at 1.

    • @petroglyph888mcgregor2
      @petroglyph888mcgregor2 Рік тому +8

      Your idea sounds exactly like the "Celtic Tree Calendar" invented by Robert Graves. Just like yours, his calendar had 13 months per year. Each month had 28 days.

    • @gracelewis6071
      @gracelewis6071 Рік тому +5

      I'm pretty sure there used to be 13 months until some emporer or two decided they wanted to mess things up. Idk school history was a long time ago, might want to actually look that up 😂

    • @masterspark9880
      @masterspark9880 Рік тому +2

      the ancient egyptian calendar which our calendar is based on had 30 days every month and 5-6 extra ones at the end of the year

    • @adidi7789
      @adidi7789 Рік тому +3

      @@gracelewis6071 Pretty sure you're thinking of when July and August were added to make it 12 months instead of 10, named after the emperors Julius and Augustus. That's why September is the 9th month when it's actually Latin for 7 (sept like the name Septimus), October is 10th instead of 8th (oct like octopus), November (nov like the number 9 nueve in Spanish), December (dec like decade).

  • @sykiro4369
    @sykiro4369 Рік тому +112

    is no one going to talk about how on this calendar every month is friday the 13th I will be adopting this callernder into my life so I can watch more horror movies

  • @iwatcheverything182
    @iwatcheverything182 8 місяців тому +1

    This guy literally could make Math look so simple. HE IS LITERALLY RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING.

  • @84xYoutube
    @84xYoutube Рік тому +1

    You are objectively right about everything.

  • @yunatsukii7273
    @yunatsukii7273 Рік тому +210

    Ok, this calendar is infinitely superior, but with the +6 hours, noon would be when the sun sets some years, and sometimes the middle of the night. I think we should keep leap year and just have it every eight years ands get two extra days of bonus weekend, because then we deal with it less.

    • @Knineteen19
      @Knineteen19 Рік тому +16

      Leap year birthdays are crying right now.

    • @roundabout-host
      @roundabout-host Рік тому +13

      Actually it's 365.249 days, so they skip a leap year once in a century

    • @antman9527
      @antman9527 Рік тому +10

      @@roundabout-host yeah but actualy once every 1000 years when they are supposed to skip leap year they dont because its 365.242199 days

    • @Nalehw
      @Nalehw Рік тому +6

      But consider all the advantages of having a Night Year!

    • @leifang1211
      @leifang1211 Рік тому +6

      We don't have to worry about leap years with a groundhog deciding on the seasons anyway.

  • @kilian.kns4138
    @kilian.kns4138 Рік тому +304

    fun fact: in Old Egypt, they had 13 months a year. 12 months with 30 days each and 1 month with 5 days. the last month was meant for having a free and fun time for yourself (this information comes from Facts (by Guff) on Instagram). So this new version is more like an updated version of the one from Old Egypt. I think every month should follow one another because now, every month besides the last one has a Friday the 13th...
    *Edit: I got fully convinced by the Lunar months! Let's just go further with a Lunar calendar. It's much easier and it sounds much more amazing!

    • @ladykoiwolfe
      @ladykoiwolfe Рік тому +1

      13 months in a year is the logical way to go because there are 13 lunar months in every year, 28 days in every lunar month. It's completely even, it works out every year. There's no leap year, there's no lost time, it doesn't need to be remade, it just needs to be utilized.
      Instead we go with the solar year for some reason.
      I don't know, these Solar cults.

    • @kilian.kns4138
      @kilian.kns4138 Рік тому +6

      @@ladykoiwolfe That sound's like a much better idea! We need to convince the world to work with lunar months!!! Wait, what would be the name of the 13th month?

    • @ladykoiwolfe
      @ladykoiwolfe Рік тому +6

      @@kilian.kns4138 It's a Lunar calendar. We could name them after the relevant moon. The only problem is different regions have different names...We could also keep the names we're used to and name the new month for the moon itself.

    • @kilian.kns4138
      @kilian.kns4138 Рік тому +7

      @@ladykoiwolfe If we are gonna change the whole system, why not change all the names? I think that it is an excellent idea to change the names of the months to the names of the relevant moon! I don't think it matters too much that the names differ in different regions, the Calendar we're used to, also has different names in different languages.

    • @ladykoiwolfe
      @ladykoiwolfe Рік тому +6

      @@kilian.kns4138 I was going to suggest it, butt thought it might be too far. I would prefer it.
      Who wouldn't want months named for things like the Harvest Moon or the Wolf Moon or the Flower Moon.

  • @Goateditsprod277
    @Goateditsprod277 10 місяців тому +1

    That’s amazing and I love it so much

  • @Martan2010
    @Martan2010 9 місяців тому

    I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS

  • @lightning_11
    @lightning_11 Рік тому +1893

    Are we just going to ignore the fact that _not even he uses his own improved alphabet?!?!?_

    • @webadoinc.7112
      @webadoinc.7112 Рік тому +29

      IKR

    • @Sphynxes
      @Sphynxes Рік тому +94

      He actually does. In the subscribe part.

    • @CatlyTheCat
      @CatlyTheCat Рік тому +107

      Yea he maid te title wrong
      It's sould be
      "I maid a BETER kalander

    • @valodia1
      @valodia1 Рік тому +26

      @@Sphynxes ONLY THAT BUT WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF THE KALENDER ITS ONLY THE OUTTRO

    • @wheleck
      @wheleck Рік тому +14

      @@CatlyTheCat rong not wrong

  • @alpine8590
    @alpine8590 Рік тому +99

    In central Europe we ACTUALLY HAVE SOMETHING SIMILIAR TO CLOWN DAY!
    It's called fasching, it's basically Halloween but instead of creepy costumes its usually silly and stupid costumes, mostly being clowns

    • @LorenzoF06
      @LorenzoF06 Рік тому +6

      why did I read it as "fascism" lmao

    • @reb._.27
      @reb._.27 Рік тому +3

      @@LorenzoF06 im going to hell for laughing 💀

    • @TheSkiLiftGuy
      @TheSkiLiftGuy Рік тому

      Lucky fuck the American government

    • @RPDRUMORS
      @RPDRUMORS Рік тому

      @@LorenzoF06 I love fascism - where people dress up as stuiped clowns!

    • @jeniferjoseph9200
      @jeniferjoseph9200 Рік тому

      That sounds creepier than Halloween ngl

  • @IAmHampster
    @IAmHampster Рік тому +1

    i agree with this calendar𓅱

  • @Felipe-xx4fz
    @Felipe-xx4fz 11 місяців тому

    He’s always right about everything

  • @BirbBoiYT
    @BirbBoiYT Рік тому +175

    There's one massive problem I noticed with Calendar 2:
    There are two days of the week that are experienced 12 more times than all other days. Firstly, there's Sunday, which isnt much of a problem, but then there's MONDAY. Monday, commonly said to be the worst day of the week, occurs on 12 more occasions than 5 other days of the week. This will either have to be changed or the last Monday of a moth will be used for something else...
    Sounds like a perfect opportunity for _BONUS WEEKEND!!!!!_

    • @nayutaito9421
      @nayutaito9421 Рік тому +10

      In that case, just make the beginning of the week Saturday instead of Sunday, that would solve the issue.

    • @TuppyMSM
      @TuppyMSM Рік тому +1

      birboi dude my bro my n wyh why are you on the top thats AWESOME DUDE!

    • @howdoipickaname9815
      @howdoipickaname9815 Рік тому

      @@nayutaito9421 Or we could all just do your mom

    • @al_rusty420
      @al_rusty420 Рік тому +10

      @@nayutaito9421 that’s to simple
      *May* I suggest that we just remove those days and add them on to bonus weekend so that every month is 28 days and bonus weekend is 18 days + 6 hours

    • @BirbBoiYT
      @BirbBoiYT Рік тому

      @@TuppyMSM what how

  • @theinfernus9912
    @theinfernus9912 Рік тому +163

    A little tip for the half pattern: I would prefer following the ending with an Y pattern: so like May, Juney, July, Augusty
    Also what about easter? It's like every year it's different just like thanksgiving!!!

    • @jJuso
      @jJuso Рік тому +12

      how about both patterns?
      jmay, juney, july, jaugust
      or perhaps removing the patterns?
      ma, une, ul, augus
      actually, there's a lot of u's, and we don't want patterns, so maybe we should make each month have a different vowel?
      ma, unu, el, ogos
      cool, but there's no month with an i, so maybe move bonus weekend to the midsection and call it binis?
      ma, unu, el, ogos, binis
      yeah that works

    • @serena-hello
      @serena-hello Рік тому +2

      @@jJuso yup

    • @c00lbr05
      @c00lbr05 Рік тому +3

      I also wondered about easter

    • @adamwieser
      @adamwieser Рік тому

      Easter and thanksgiving would be the same day every year now?

    • @leftoverhotdogs1911
      @leftoverhotdogs1911 Рік тому +1

      Jmay 16th: the day of Oats. The day where we celebrate the creator of this calendar, Oats Jenkins.

  • @alexflores2397
    @alexflores2397 10 місяців тому +1

    The bonus weekend would be like a second christmas day and its similar to what we already have on the first and last few days of the year, I bet people rest that day

  • @Grenguy_
    @Grenguy_ 8 місяців тому +1

    This actually makes sense

    • @sherisanchez1696
      @sherisanchez1696 8 місяців тому

      he his obviously right w everthinggg💅

  • @TheBig78sam
    @TheBig78sam Рік тому +69

    You should add 3 more days in a week, 2 being weekends and 1 being weekday which now makes Each week 10 days to make it exactly 3 weeks In a month, for example a week might be Monday,Tuesday,Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, extra week day, Saturday, sunday, extra weekend day, extra weekend day. This also has the bonus of each month linking up as one ends on Saturday and the next starts on Sunday

    • @fasebingterfe6354
      @fasebingterfe6354 Рік тому +4

      an extra 3 days for the weekend would be dope

    • @shaky5722
      @shaky5722 Рік тому +4

      “Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Nomday, Friday, Chipsday, Saturday, Don[e]day.” Is it good👍🏻

    • @josephcalabro2487
      @josephcalabro2487 Рік тому

      Yes

    • @ZaneAlexander996
      @ZaneAlexander996 Рік тому +2

      It $hood b base 11 tho

  • @marveludus
    @marveludus Рік тому +47

    Love knowing that June was already perfect to begin with. 30 days, and a name so great it doesn't even need to be changed. My birthday is now a week after Spoon Day (and always on a Friday, heck yea)

  • @jotana_ch
    @jotana_ch 9 місяців тому +1

    Wait how would you plan it so this gets recommended one year later on the day before my school starts? How did you do that?

  • @a37306
    @a37306 3 місяці тому +2

    Your background at the start being the world select screen from New Super Mario Brothers Wii is very nice.

  • @megellen5357
    @megellen5357 Рік тому +66

    My one problem with this is that each month ends on a Wednesday and starts on a Monday. So, what I suggest is you instead have there be four months (because of the four equinoxes) each being 91 days (13 weeks) long. Then, four the 1 1/4 day, make a whole new day of the week and have that be your ultimate day off. As far as holidays/birthdays have them be on the equivalent day on the new calendar. Additionally, for those born in February 29, your birthdays can now be on the ultimate day off (as that is essentially replace leap year).

    • @lucasriddle3431
      @lucasriddle3431 Рік тому +3

      Days of the week are human constructs, so there's no problem with cutting from Wednesday straight to the next Monday
      Y'know, unless you schedule something weekly in the latter half of the week.

    • @_thisnameistaken
      @_thisnameistaken Рік тому +7

      Make each month 28 days to line up with the moon and then make each week 5 or 6 days long so it stays in line with the year

    • @lewisgale62
      @lewisgale62 Рік тому +1

      It doesn’t end in Wednesday. It starts in Sunday not Monday

  • @onehundrediq2024
    @onehundrediq2024 9 місяців тому +1

    4:32 I love this

  • @Lemieuxponyvlogs
    @Lemieuxponyvlogs 2 місяці тому +1

    Oats : we need a new holiday for November
    Me : fire work day

  • @samfam5208
    @samfam5208 Рік тому +96

    why dont we use 28 days a month andintroduce a new month named jenkins month. and that 6hrs will be in that jenkinmonth.and we dont find problem of repeating sunday after monday and before month while the month is ending. just 13*28=364 and then additional 6hrs is in new month called oats period which comes after 4 years which is of one day

    • @samfam5208
      @samfam5208 Рік тому +3

      then we can also use same calender for every month and can save even more tree's

    • @MuktiLuv
      @MuktiLuv Рік тому +2

      you cant add 6hrs or the morning of all day the next year start 6 hours later, you MUST add a full day.... Last Sunday can be 48/72hours though ;-)

    • @locomotivetrainstation6053
      @locomotivetrainstation6053 Рік тому

      The last Sunday (Dec 29) is 48 hours long

    • @MuktiLuv
      @MuktiLuv Рік тому

      @@locomotivetrainstation6053 yeap... thats still the 28th though... 28Part2

    • @samfam5208
      @samfam5208 Рік тому

      @@locomotivetrainstation6053 exactly after four years jenkin day comes

  • @GemsZone
    @GemsZone Рік тому +29

    There is a 13 month calendar, where each month starts on a Sunday and ends on a Saturday, unlike calendar 2 you don't get the odd sat, sun, mon then sun pattern at the end of each month.

  • @Novixity456
    @Novixity456 9 місяців тому +1

    You are correct

  • @bandee903
    @bandee903 11 місяців тому +1

    This is the greatest thing i have ever seen

  • @burton9150
    @burton9150 Рік тому +19

    But what about me? My birthday's on the 31st!

    • @Paxtooon
      @Paxtooon 16 днів тому +4

      You’re now born on the 30

  • @oliviaaaa.21
    @oliviaaaa.21 Рік тому +168

    You are perfect and are objectively right about everything. No one should question you.

    • @MrKane-vx6qu
      @MrKane-vx6qu Рік тому +4

      Agreed 𓅱

    • @mightyxt
      @mightyxt Рік тому +1

      Says who?

    • @foxtail286
      @foxtail286 Рік тому +3

      @@mightyxt says god, the universe, anime, god again, bird from egypt (ultimate deity), allah, science and sans undertale
      source: trust me bro

    • @unofficiallybluelemonade5244
      @unofficiallybluelemonade5244 Рік тому

      UšE THE aLPABET. aND YEs, i aGREE

    • @LabScores
      @LabScores Рік тому +1

      @@foxtail286 Source: 𓅱

  • @user-le2qx6eu7j
    @user-le2qx6eu7j Місяць тому +1

    When u talked about the month thing I imagined after a month ends July Tuesday --> Sunday AND YOU DID WHAT MY MIND DID

  • @moderbash9684
    @moderbash9684 3 місяці тому +1

    You are objectively right about everything I'm having oats for dinner everyday

  • @jkcurran9
    @jkcurran9 Рік тому +292

    The fact that he made Ape Day on 4/20 makes the calendar even better.

    • @rasmele6007
      @rasmele6007 Рік тому +18

      He didn't even acknowledge that 420 already is a holiday. 🤔

    • @jctubezzz
      @jctubezzz Рік тому +4

      German Mustache Man's bday

    • @catra1733
      @catra1733 Рік тому +2

      …two holidays in one 💃

    • @jennymarie0228
      @jennymarie0228 Рік тому

      WAIT I DIDNT REALIZE THAT LOL

    • @rasmele6007
      @rasmele6007 Рік тому +3

      @@jctubezzz no it is not what I was referring to. I was talking to all the stoners out there

  • @lilytrelease9013
    @lilytrelease9013 Рік тому +40

    As a leap year child, I'm not even upset about my birthday considering it was added to Bonus Weekend; honestly, I consider it an upgrade

    • @randomaccount593
      @randomaccount593 Рік тому

      *WHY DID HE MAKE LEAP YEAR CHILDREN JOIN BURTON ???*

    • @zaida._xoxo
      @zaida._xoxo Рік тому

      your a leap year child?? thats so cool! even though prolly you have heard that a million times- do you normally celebrate on feb 29 or march 1st? and do you have an extra special party on leap year? :D

  • @mackovid24.984
    @mackovid24.984 8 місяців тому +6

    Your art skills are tremendous.

  • @headcanon6408
    @headcanon6408 Рік тому +51

    The end of the year suffixes can be improved. 3 out of the 4 months end in -ember, so October should obviously become Octember. And in order to make the names match the numbers, September through December are now months 7-10 instead of 9-12. All other months also move up, so Jaugust is 6, July, is 5, etc, and then Marchuary is 1, February is 0, and January is -1. Also, it’s weird that Monday is followed by Sunday whenever you switch months. I think the obvious solution to this is to make every month 28 days, and add all the extra days to bonus weekend. I think that solves every problem and it is now completely perfect

    • @Firefighter_M
      @Firefighter_M Рік тому +7

      Well, doing the 28 day thing would add 23 days to the 6 day bonus weekend, making it a bonus month with 29 days. I guess that’s fine though.

    • @zadewagstaff8089
      @zadewagstaff8089 Рік тому +3

      Well instead of having a 29 day bonus weekend you could just have 13 months and one “bonus day” it would have less of an impact on things like the operation of businesses. An extra one day would be easily implemented and not get in the way of so much

    • @artembaguinski9946
      @artembaguinski9946 Рік тому +2

      the less obvious solution is ditching wednesdays

    • @headcanon6408
      @headcanon6408 Рік тому +1

      @@artembaguinski9946 this i can get behind

    • @TumbleTower
      @TumbleTower Рік тому

      The last four months end in just "ber". They are named after septem (seven), octo (eight), novem (nine) and decem (ten), but as we all know, the logic was only correct in the early Roman calendar. Having the year start in January instead of March means that the names of the "ber" months are incorrect.

  • @eliashornwall8546
    @eliashornwall8546 Рік тому +120

    I just wanna say, your choice of background music is GOD-tier. Especially the gen 5 sound-track sprinkled in here and there. It’s just so awesome!

    • @blockstacker5614
      @blockstacker5614 Рік тому +2

      I'm just happy I must not have been the only one to enjoy the Zelda DS games

    • @mythosarchive
      @mythosarchive Рік тому

      jklÑjdñasñduñOI130789DKSNMXm,

    • @kaboom5567
      @kaboom5567 Рік тому

      do you know what song is playing during seasons part?

    • @eliashornwall8546
      @eliashornwall8546 Рік тому +1

      @@kaboom5567I now bequeath unto you, the Ferret theme!

  • @ana_xxx
    @ana_xxx 5 місяців тому +1

    I will screenshot this as my new calendar 📆

  • @Macthefrog-oc4tg
    @Macthefrog-oc4tg 2 місяці тому +1

    His drawing of a spoon looks like a music note. I PERNONCE JUNE 6 AS SPOON MUSIC DAY!!!

  • @qlynoxz5808
    @qlynoxz5808 Рік тому +121

    is it just me or do people imagine how life would be like with these things(calendar 2 & alphabet 3)

    • @Anthonys_Ant
      @Anthonys_Ant Рік тому +1

      Yo that’s what I would think lol

    • @SoshJam
      @SoshJam Рік тому +12

      what’s alphabet 3? i think you’re thinking of the betabet

    • @Joseekins
      @Joseekins Рік тому +1

      @@SoshJam yea

    • @nutriafachere
      @nutriafachere Рік тому +4

      ᴡʜαᴛ ᴅᴏ ᴜ ᴍᴇᴇɴ ɪᴍαᴊɪɴ? ᴅɪŠ IŠ ᴅᴇ ʀᴇᴇʟ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ𓄿

    • @Indecisive4734
      @Indecisive4734 Рік тому +2

      ​@@nutriafachere Wuddya mean, this is the Internet.

  • @SuperStarStudiosPlush
    @SuperStarStudiosPlush Рік тому +597

    I love how he had to make up a holiday for April, even though Easter and April Fools exist xD

  • @Valinka_YT
    @Valinka_YT 10 місяців тому +1

    I agree with everything holiday forever🥳

  • @cg-60.alt.or.AntiUttp
    @cg-60.alt.or.AntiUttp 3 місяці тому

    :) good vid keep it up!!!

  • @hannankruger4315
    @hannankruger4315 Рік тому +39

    The Mayas used to have a "bonus weekend" too, but instead it was 5 days at the end of the year that were considered to be of bad luck, and people were very superstitious about them, and they also had eighteen 20 day months instead

  • @EastCoastShorts
    @EastCoastShorts Рік тому +84

    I just realized that ‘Let me check my calendar’ is the adult version of ‘Let me ask my mom.

  • @Hi-rw8vr
    @Hi-rw8vr Рік тому +1

    Happy Oat day!!!!

  • @fancyymel
    @fancyymel Рік тому +39

    When you changed and renamed the months I was completely laughing almost too hard. I totally agree with this new sudden way of living life. Your ideas and concepts make up some total sense.

  • @user-ne4vh1it6e
    @user-ne4vh1it6e Рік тому +29

    Fun fact: Every year that is evenly divisible by 4 is a leap year, but every year that is evenly divisible by 100 is NOT a leap year, but every year that is evenly divisible by 400 IS a leap year.

  • @QuirkyBearTheBomb
    @QuirkyBearTheBomb 7 місяців тому

    I have a question: since every month ends on the same day, which is NOT Sunday, then what happens the rest of the time before the next Sunday?

  • @staceybiller9517
    @staceybiller9517 5 днів тому

    you are objectively right about everything

  • @Football_Edits_Jr
    @Football_Edits_Jr Рік тому +104

    I like how every months ends on Monday and then starts on Sunday

  • @obamagaming9456
    @obamagaming9456 Рік тому +248

    The extra 6 hours really deserve to be their own month. I think it would be nice if we honored a very specific group of people by naming the month Eugenemonth and then in the time leading up to the new year everyone finds someone named Eugene and lets them know they're appreciated.

    • @youremyfavoritesong9868
      @youremyfavoritesong9868 Рік тому +16

      Does your name happen to be Eugene?
      Just kidding lmao, I like that idea

    • @obamagaming9456
      @obamagaming9456 Рік тому +6

      @@youremyfavoritesong9868 My name is Jeff xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    • @dominionmoudabe9802
      @dominionmoudabe9802 Рік тому +5

      I feel like there should be burtinday because my birthday is on the 31st so everyone with the 31st as their bur(tin)day get it after all I dint want to be immortal

    • @coolskeletondude5902
      @coolskeletondude5902 Рік тому +1

      "hey prestonplays i appreciate you"

    • @Zachyshows
      @Zachyshows Рік тому

      ​@@obamagaming9456 what's your last name?

  • @waltuhmelon
    @waltuhmelon 9 місяців тому +1

    You should make 29 a Sunday and 30 a Saturday, so 28, 29, 30 and 1 are all weekends and you get extra long days off by the end of each month

  • @x4byte
    @x4byte 11 місяців тому +1

    Lessss goooo my Bday on Sunday ty

  • @Vexillographer
    @Vexillographer Рік тому +46

    This was mind-blowing. I'd award him the Nobel Prize but the Nobel Prize itself needs to be fixed by Oats Jenkins first

  • @TheCoroboCorner
    @TheCoroboCorner Рік тому +40

    I like this calendar. Because there are no leap years, it grants people who were born on leap days immortal life! I can't believe you've managed to solve death; you should be given a Nobel Prize!

    • @trainlagthegame
      @trainlagthegame Рік тому

      nice

    • @C.Mousse
      @C.Mousse Рік тому +1

      No, people born on leap day always come to me and “hahaha, you are 1 day till the leap day hahaha you don’t belong to our leap gang” that just casually make me wanna break their toes and fingers

    • @WhizzKid2012
      @WhizzKid2012 Місяць тому

      But we have February 30!

  • @liisuliisu5608
    @liisuliisu5608 7 місяців тому +1

    I agree with everything

  • @blobbycattus5274
    @blobbycattus5274 Рік тому +62

    I genuinely think that having every month start on the same day every year would be an amazing change. but you needed Egyptian bird month

  • @spelpotatis7240
    @spelpotatis7240 Рік тому +57

    I love how this guy is so objectively correct about absolutely everything, like even if something would be completely wrong normally, if this guy said it it would be 100% objectively correct

    • @massblabla
      @massblabla Рік тому

      The days doesn't synchronize, like how last monday of the month was followed by sunday

  • @adamstanton5313
    @adamstanton5313 12 днів тому +1

    8:20 thanksgiving is NOT solely an American celebration, Canada has it too. It’s in October, so it’s different though.

  • @totheknee
    @totheknee Рік тому +17

    I love how every month goes from Monday to Sunday. This is such a good calendar.

  • @livakristapsone
    @livakristapsone Рік тому +33

    In my country, the school year starts on September 1st (or the next week day if it's a weekend). I appreciate that you made it so that every country has to follow that, I feel represented

    • @badger_games6430
      @badger_games6430 Рік тому +1

      In my country we start on the first Tuesday of September. Unless Tuesday is the 1st of September, in which case we start on Tuesday the 8th of September instead.

    • @jof4467
      @jof4467 Рік тому

      @@badger_games6430 That's similar to some US states and Canada because Labor Day is the first Monday in September.

    • @badger_games6430
      @badger_games6430 Рік тому

      @@jof4467 yes I am from Canada

    • @floppaandcapy
      @floppaandcapy Рік тому

      I joined school on march 1st 2022

  • @fakeemail4043
    @fakeemail4043 6 місяців тому +2

    Best changes ever

  • @jamesskelton5052
    @jamesskelton5052 8 місяців тому

    Oat just moving thanksgiving to a different date even though it simbolizes a specific event in time

  • @flyingduck91
    @flyingduck91 Рік тому +24

    I thought this would be a joke but before bonus features this is genuinely, no joke, actually better than the current calendar, the only thing I would change is changing the name of "jmay" to just "jay"

  • @_satan_666_
    @_satan_666_ Рік тому +26

    This guy is the definition of "be the change you want to see in the world".

  • @artusking9747
    @artusking9747 7 місяців тому +1

    Having the days of the week always change is good cause if they didn't there would be people who never have birthday on the weekend.

  • @FoxWolf-rh3yi
    @FoxWolf-rh3yi 9 місяців тому +1

    We had like a Bluey day

  • @avila5486
    @avila5486 Рік тому +42

    The problem I see is that the 30-day calendar has a discontinues flow in the week-days. Sunday the 29th, Monday the 30th, Sunday the 1st? I would propose a day division like the "solar calendar" by Moses B. Cotsworth, first presented in the early 20th century. He divided each month into 28 days, and each year has therefore 13 months. This will present us with 364 days, so we would have one "bonus weekend"-day for New Year's Eve at the end of the year.
    13 months also means 1 more holiday!
    And whilst we are at it: We need to change the spelling of Wednesday! My personal favoured is When's-Day. What do you guys think?

    • @gowildler
      @gowildler Рік тому +3

      German calls it _Mittwoch_ which means “midweek”.

    • @salmaelnaddab1955
      @salmaelnaddab1955 Рік тому +1

      @availablen't that is a good idea about the wens'day or we can use my methord i spell it like "wed nes day" just say every letter

    • @gowildler
      @gowildler Рік тому +1

      @@salmaelnaddab1955 Wet NES Day? As in, Soaked Nintendo Entertainment System Day?

    • @dragonex4723
      @dragonex4723 Рік тому +2

      @@gowildler man are you ready for that party on Wet NES Day
      Better bring your gloves to not get electrocuted

    • @YourAverageLink
      @YourAverageLink Рік тому

      Eh, then you have a prime number of months in a year, so you can't really divide them up like how 3 months right now are a season. My solution at that point would be to do away with 7 day weeks entirely (because they're similarly bad) and have 5 6 day weeks per month, with 5 or 6 extra days at the end.

  • @owendtz3626
    @owendtz3626 Рік тому +9

    If you add 6 hrs to the 5th day of bonus weekend, it would ruin everything because every day would start at 6am instead of 12am. The next year starts at 12pm, etc. it’s basically the more complicated version of daylight savings

    • @WhizzKid2012
      @WhizzKid2012 Місяць тому

      Just pull the earth and sun a bit to catch up with those hours.

  • @elcapitantinker3573
    @elcapitantinker3573 7 місяців тому

    Oats:ape day for April
    Me:WHAT ABOUT APRIL FOOLS DAY

  • @elysiaclauss8331
    @elysiaclauss8331 6 місяців тому +1

    YOU made CLOUN DAY my BIRTHDAY?????? HOW DARE YOU besoepic.That’sactuallyso funny.Ty.