@@corvusalbus7276honestly, the bloodrage of Alucard isn't really Vlads approach unless you've really screwed up. The one more likely to take CrimsonFucker type moonlit walks would probably be Conrad Von Carstein instead.
3:32 In... St- _Stirland?_ *_STIRLAND!?_* That's the true horror. You're either very brave or completely mad. Fortunately Sylvania is close by so you can run away from the _Stirland "cuisine"_ to seek asylum and eat far more palatable things like swamp water and rotten flesh that zombies have shed off as they shuffled by.
@@leahsander5490 Yes, the youtube channel *Tarriff* has excellent Warhammer Fantasy meme videos. "Old World Geographic" is a good start. I especially recommend the Stirland and Hochland-episodes.
I was driving through a countryside, after sunset, listening to your lore about the undead. You turned a simple drive into a magical adventure. Thank you sir ❤
And the adventures of our good friend Hoffman continues to take him to damgerous and magical places all over the Old World and beyond. It seems that this time he will stay within the borders of the Empire. If only that would be guarantee of safety but we know that even the Moot hides dangers.
@Vandelberger completely agree. A lot of people on reddit argue they don't need any more in game units because their table top doesn't really have any. Dare you suggest the vampires need some love and you get downvoted.
@@dan7564 They could use Spirit host and better legendary ghoul kings. Add a few AOS models if need be or I suggest the new Skeleton Dragon from the new Tomb Kingdom table top roster.
It's fun playing as the vampire counts on total warhammer 3 But I do wish the armies would be made up more of the local factions units in an undead fashion if you raise them in or near their lands - for example imperial soldiers in the human lands, elves in the elvish areas... just some undead with all the gore and armour from a fallen warrior. It would look awesome throwing an undead elf unit into their own ranks - the cause terror stats would just make so much more sense :D
I love these videos, it allows us to be immersed in a world of mystery and wonder when the world we live in is troubled. It allows an escape and for our imaginations to run freely if only for a short period.
I’m so excited we are getting more from our favourite professor. I am soo hyped for this whole series. I would love if you did the same from Britonia Kislev and Cathay 😘
Not many people know this, but the Carsteins have employed a long line of vampire hunters to be their servants. Their latest, Guillermo, is a badass. Fucking Guillermo...
I've read about him! I think it was in a novel, from the accounts of an innkeep in Hochland called Jackie Daytona. Great guy! Kept assuring his readers that he was a very ordinary human man, so you just know he's a stand-up dude. The villagers loved him too.
Honestly, though I love the model set up for AoS. I love the world of fantasy far more in terms of everything down to the heros loadout of gear. The necrarchs of old, so powerful that they rivaled slaan and outpaced high elf arch mages. The fact a necrarch lvl 5 wizard existed back in those time while slaan had lvl 5s and elves only had level 4s was a hell of a thing to be proud of. But really brought the use of some fun into it
The first half was incredible! It really sucked me in and got me hyped. But unfortunately, the second half fell off. You may as well have just been reading directly from a unit flavor wiki. I would have loved the entire thing if you had woven those descriptions directly into a narrative and also spent more time talking about the vampires themselves. Vampires a *great* narrative tool because they can be negotiated with, even reasoned with under circumstances. But you didn't even include them outside of a couple brief mentions. Please keep at it though, your work has improved by leaps and bounds over the years!
Great stuff I'm huge fan of Vampire Counts, Undeads were always my favourite ever since Heroes of Might and Magic, Disciples 1/2 when I discovered Warhammer Fantasy 6th Edition back in early 2000's I fell in love immediately with the dark, grim world of Warhammer particularly Vamps, Chaos, The Empire.
Love the video. If you're taking suggestions for new videos, I for one would love to hear more about the other bloodlines (how and where they live, how they interact with other, societies, living or not do they still hold some territories / cities)
I just started a Vampire army for Old World. I'm going with Bretonnian vampires for my army's lore. But my vampire count has sworn fealty to Von Carstien.
me when i heard you can play war thunder for free “of course you can, it’s already free to play” lol but in all honesty you should try it if you haven’t yet i’ve been playing since late 2014/early 2015
29:14 Skaven... what? There is nothing named Skavenblight! Ps: A little lore breaking thing, mankind does not know about Skavenblight ;) as all attempts to penetrate swamps were unsucceeded, as skaven murdered people trying.
Has there anyone in-universe lampshaded about The Empire being named like that instead of "Sigmar's Empire" or the "Holy Sigmarite Empire" that are catchy and grandiose?
Sigmar was not a god when he founded the empire during his reign, so why would he call it "holy" after himself, especially when he willingly abdicated so that the Empire would not ruled by who had his blood in their veins.
@@grantnewton4230 Ohhh I see! Well luckily we made a video compiling all of the "First Season" of Dr. Steffan Hoffman's adventures. Here it is: ua-cam.com/video/O0TAmosME8s/v-deo.htmlsi=RvGd7-fxdYJ1gT2L And thank you for your words! I really appreciate it!
@@TheBookofChoyer this is so nice of you! I’m a big fan of 40K but only recently started digging into fantasy (Ik nothing about AOS rn) and I really appreciate you taking the time to help me on my way!
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All the tonks
going woke name female astronomer for no reason at all
Amazing video, very well done, keep up the good work and keep watch over the night!
Jokey reference to tanks,@@NainakaiAyita; or deliberate reference to Tonks from Harry Potter?
@@NobleKorhedron uh. Was just a poke at the sponsor. So yeah. Actual tanks. :p
Vlad von Carstein: "Hey fellas, how's your health plan?"
The Empire Forces: *open fire*
Vlad von Carstein: "APPARENTLY IT WAS GREAT!"
And then Vlad went on a very enthusiastic walk.
@@corvusalbus7276 A MOONLIT walk.
@@corvusalbus7276honestly, the bloodrage of Alucard isn't really Vlads approach unless you've really screwed up. The one more likely to take CrimsonFucker type moonlit walks would probably be Conrad Von Carstein instead.
Isabella Von Carstein **standing off to the side**: "Oh fuck the hell yes..."
@@LordMyron09 I hate how accurate this is, based on my knowledge of the lore.
Hotel Transylvania is going through some rough times
Sad bleh bleh bleh
Please rethink your life for making a Hotel Transylvania reference in common conversation
Too much time making cups of tea not enough time drilling battle tactics
@@jonathanwells223I came here to make the same comment.
Your just not a smart like us
#CracksUpLaughing
3:32 In... St- _Stirland?_
*_STIRLAND!?_*
That's the true horror. You're either very brave or completely mad.
Fortunately Sylvania is close by so you can run away from the _Stirland "cuisine"_ to seek asylum and eat far more palatable things like swamp water and rotten flesh that zombies have shed off as they shuffled by.
May I ask what you‘re referencing, is there some lore/memes about Stirland cuisine?
@@leahsander5490
Yes, the youtube channel *Tarriff* has excellent Warhammer Fantasy meme videos.
"Old World Geographic" is a good start. I especially recommend the Stirland and Hochland-episodes.
I was driving through a countryside, after sunset, listening to your lore about the undead. You turned a simple drive into a magical adventure. Thank you sir ❤
😃🙌🙏
Lil bro really went to the chaos wastes before Sylvania
He went to the chaos wastes before Stirland. Can't blame him, they are more hospitable, and the people more sane.
The Vampire Counts love their very enthusiastic walks in Sylvania after all.
Count Swagger the IV, from Sylvania.
Yes😅@@cjthebeesknees
Your voice actor for the banshee story was fantastic.
thank you so much!!!!
What a coincidence that this should be posted today, I literally started a Von Carstein campaign last night…
woahhhh the timing. i think im going to do a Von Carstein playthrough too im inspired now
I'm currently doing high elf and about to send a small army to help fight the vampires
Playing the empire as franz but I never even got to fight the vamps chaos and the wood elves wiped everything :(
im playing as vlad right now and i have almost conquered the entire map 😂💯
The banshee story had some serious old school Diablo vibes, with how the story was told and the underlying music. Very fitting!
And the adventures of our good friend Hoffman continues to take him to damgerous and magical places all over the Old World and beyond.
It seems that this time he will stay within the borders of the Empire. If only that would be guarantee of safety but we know that even the Moot hides dangers.
The Vampire Counts have so much potential for some wild new models.
They haven't gotten anything in 5 years.
@@dan7564 I meant for the table top, but yeah I agree they are the faction that needs the most … new blood?
@Vandelberger completely agree. A lot of people on reddit argue they don't need any more in game units because their table top doesn't really have any.
Dare you suggest the vampires need some love and you get downvoted.
@@dan7564 They could use Spirit host and better legendary ghoul kings. Add a few AOS models if need be or I suggest the new Skeleton Dragon from the new Tomb Kingdom table top roster.
@Vandelberger they could but they won't, they won't even let tzaangors have beaks because of age of sigma.
It's good to see you again, it's been a while. I'm glad you're back
Tonight on Cribs by Choyer, the homeland of Vlad The Chad. Brilliant video as always.
*"Serve for me in life or slave for me in death!"* - Vlad von Carstein to all who stand in his way of conquest of The Empire.
Would be cool if he could do more of a mix of men and undead. You get a few but it would really be interesting if you could run truly mixed forces.
It's fun playing as the vampire counts on total warhammer 3
But I do wish the armies would be made up more of the local factions units in an undead fashion if you raise them in or near their lands - for example imperial soldiers in the human lands, elves in the elvish areas... just some undead with all the gore and armour from a fallen warrior. It would look awesome throwing an undead elf unit into their own ranks - the cause terror stats would just make so much more sense :D
There is a mod to it.
@kaleoandros25 what is this mod
@@varidian694 just search zombies and you will find, dont remember rn
what an episode! so much fun to be a part of it. thank you again for the opportunity choyer!!! this legitimately makes me wanna play vampire counts
It is a empire that refuses to confederate and gets anhilated by vampire counts or Khorn EVERY👏SINGLE👏TIME 👏
So freakin cool.
More lore of Warhammer Fantasy!
Sylvania a scary place!
I love these videos, it allows us to be immersed in a world of mystery and wonder when the world we live in is troubled. It allows an escape and for our imaginations to run freely if only for a short period.
I’m so excited we are getting more from our favourite professor. I am soo hyped for this whole series. I would love if you did the same from Britonia Kislev and Cathay 😘
I hope you do Mousillon also, the Bretonnia version of Sylvania
Brilliant idea, I always questioning myself how did the vampire lord took control of that land?
I love how you can tell that the narrator only ever read scythe without saying it before, granted mine was mjölnir
Best series on UA-cam and the only channel i wont skip through the ads for
Always happy to see new videos on this channel, especially Warhammer Fantasy content
Not many people know this, but the Carsteins have employed a long line of vampire hunters to be their servants.
Their latest, Guillermo, is a badass.
Fucking Guillermo...
Easier there, Gizmo
I've read about him! I think it was in a novel, from the accounts of an innkeep in Hochland called Jackie Daytona. Great guy! Kept assuring his readers that he was a very ordinary human man, so you just know he's a stand-up dude. The villagers loved him too.
This channel, and Oculous Imperia are my favorite lore channels for Warhammer Fantasy 40,000. Delivering lore in-universe in the best universes.
Okay so this feels like a Fantasy version of Oculus Imperia and I am loving it.
This series has been the greatest thing, I literally just turn these on and listen for hours! ❤
Warthunder needs to add the steamtank.
I was SO ready for this episode! Thank you so much! Will use this to study for my Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay rpg campaign I am planning!!
I'll watch everything you make, keep it up with the best setting ever put to paper!
24:26 not skythe. "Sigh-th" for scythe or it is also acceptable to pronounce it "cy-the" like scyther the pokemon
Dont you mean 24:04?
Love the whole series he reminds me of David Atinbourogh he seems like a kindly gentlemen
He mentioned warpstone.
He's dead.
The rat people are coming for -
You mean the rat people that DEFINITELY do not exist?
Love the videos with the Dr. Looking forward to Averland!
Honestly, though I love the model set up for AoS. I love the world of fantasy far more in terms of everything down to the heros loadout of gear. The necrarchs of old, so powerful that they rivaled slaan and outpaced high elf arch mages. The fact a necrarch lvl 5 wizard existed back in those time while slaan had lvl 5s and elves only had level 4s was a hell of a thing to be proud of. But really brought the use of some fun into it
Glad to see doctor's trip to the north didn't make him stop traveling though I would've started some place safer.
Thank you for this vid, been waiting for a in-depth video over the empire (new to warhammer total war)
The first half was incredible! It really sucked me in and got me hyped. But unfortunately, the second half fell off. You may as well have just been reading directly from a unit flavor wiki. I would have loved the entire thing if you had woven those descriptions directly into a narrative and also spent more time talking about the vampires themselves. Vampires a *great* narrative tool because they can be negotiated with, even reasoned with under circumstances. But you didn't even include them outside of a couple brief mentions. Please keep at it though, your work has improved by leaps and bounds over the years!
Valid feedback as always my friend! Thanks a lot for watching through 😃🙌🙏 Always a pleasure reading you in the comments.
Its good to be back in The Old World!
The head singers from Hinder, Three Days Grace and Green Day were from Sylvania.
Well done!
Can't wait for the next chapter 👍
Great stuff I'm huge fan of Vampire Counts, Undeads were always my favourite ever since Heroes of Might and Magic, Disciples 1/2 when I discovered Warhammer Fantasy 6th Edition back in early 2000's I fell in love immediately with the dark, grim world of Warhammer particularly Vamps, Chaos, The Empire.
A good insight into the Warhammer World here, with a good bit of character to it as well.
I love the series. The story elements you add to the lore are brilliant. I'd absolutely listen to a more extended story 👍
Amazing as always! Can't get enough of dr.Stefan! See you in Ostermark!
I absolutely loved this. Wanna hear adventures that whould take place in sylvania.
Love the video. If you're taking suggestions for new videos, I for one would love to hear more about the other bloodlines (how and where they live, how they interact with other, societies, living or not do they still hold some territories / cities)
These are Brilliant. Just Brilliant! Amazing work guys!
Your videos are so cool! They deserve triple the views
Love the painted models in the videos. Thanks for the content.
Great job on this video. Subtle reach into Silvania. 👍
2:26 Ad skip for rewatches
"their increased activity suggest a disturbance or coming doom and despair"
GW releasing End Times: yeah, so about that
Amazing quality video as always
This was awesome. Thank you.
Ahh yes Doctor Hoffmann, i look forward to all the stories you going to tell us once more.
Best Warhmer out there. You guys are amazing!
I really enjoy this series. Keep it up!
Love Dr. Steven Hoffmann, please give us Mord of his adventures!
Greetings from germany.
Glad you're back master storyteller 😊
I just started a Vampire army for Old World. I'm going with Bretonnian vampires for my army's lore. But my vampire count has sworn fealty to Von Carstien.
Thanks for your work!
My favorite province and fraction
Great episode
One of your best!
They drink warm beer in Stirland! Yuck!! Best stick to sylvania
Be sure to pay Countess Gabriella von Nachthafen a visit. Always thrilling😏😏
it would be nice to get the story of the witch hunter
me when i heard you can play war thunder for free “of course you can, it’s already free to play” lol but in all honesty you should try it if you haven’t yet i’ve been playing since late 2014/early 2015
Great job as always!!!
29:14 Skaven... what? There is nothing named Skavenblight!
Ps: A little lore breaking thing, mankind does not know about Skavenblight ;) as all attempts to penetrate swamps were unsucceeded, as skaven murdered people trying.
Has there anyone in-universe lampshaded about The Empire being named like that instead of "Sigmar's Empire" or the "Holy Sigmarite Empire" that are catchy and grandiose?
Sigmar was not a god when he founded the empire during his reign, so why would he call it "holy" after himself, especially when he willingly abdicated so that the Empire would not ruled by who had his blood in their veins.
Finally something new about WHF
Love these videos
12:30
I'm planning on moving there one day because of the low taxes!
Great video!!!
i missed the fantasy setting cover
This is fantastic :)
I thought Sylvania was a land of bipedal woodland creatures in petticoats and dungarees?
The 'c' in scythe is silent.
Still great video. Carry on.
Imagine Saltzyre being one of the witch hunters being sent 😈
A video about Sylvania. Talks about Stirland and dark dramatic music plays as if you were discussing the most terrifying things in the world.
For the algorithm!
Can we get the professors last journey in a playlist?
Here is the latest Playlist my friend! ua-cam.com/play/PLxbR0SRy9VpC1qbZFW_3dVS4sVUsB4BsU.html
@@TheBookofChoyer thank you so much but I was referring to his “previous journeys” he made reference to. I love your work btw!
@@grantnewton4230 Ohhh I see! Well luckily we made a video compiling all of the "First Season" of Dr. Steffan Hoffman's adventures. Here it is: ua-cam.com/video/O0TAmosME8s/v-deo.htmlsi=RvGd7-fxdYJ1gT2L
And thank you for your words! I really appreciate it!
@@TheBookofChoyer this is so nice of you! I’m a big fan of 40K but only recently started digging into fantasy (Ik nothing about AOS rn) and I really appreciate you taking the time to help me on my way!
@@grantnewton4230 Fantasy is pretty cool! You are in for a treat :)
Love vampires
the "c" in scythe is silent
I enjoy this
Was nice .
I loved this video BUT you dont pronounce the c in scythe, its like "sighthe"
Awesome
been following book of choyer for how many years now deym everytime i watched your video i imagine a good movie from this!!
Damn the sylvanian families lore is twisted
Merci !
😃🙌 Thank you so much! I really appreciate it!
Yessss yessss
I enjoy these way too much …
Scythe is pronounced like "sithe". The c is silent, like in scissors.
/Best regards
The Grim Reaper
This radio drama style is fantastic but the C in scythe in silent and hearing SK-ITHE over and over was painful.