This Revolutionary Computer Is About to Change The World for Good

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  • @Thoughty2
    @Thoughty2  4 роки тому +793

    So, what do you think humanity will do with quantum computers? Also, be sure to try out Dashlane, it will make your life easier and it helps to support the channel, thanks! www.dashlane.com/thoughty2

    • @Deeznutsmynamejeff21
      @Deeznutsmynamejeff21 4 роки тому +23

      I am not sure to be brutally honest

    • @masternobody1896
      @masternobody1896 4 роки тому +7

      cortex is left the chat................
      Edit: those who update their knowledge wins and those who not loses by warren buffet

    • @shanegoodfellow6748
      @shanegoodfellow6748 4 роки тому +14

      I have become addicted to your content good sir

    • @miltonthegamerd779
      @miltonthegamerd779 4 роки тому +2

      Hello!

    • @generalgrievous2055
      @generalgrievous2055 4 роки тому +12

      On one hand military powers will try to get a hold on this devise and use it to gain more power and create different weapons. This devise would be used by the government and scientists to do many things before a alternative computer which is less powerful, is released to the public. This will be the next step to technology as we eventually start making quantum phones and other technologies. Or this devise will be fought over by many superpowers causing many wars over the new technology, this is least likely but it’s a thought.

  • @Furniture121
    @Furniture121 4 роки тому +268

    "Can it run Crysis?" I nearly choked when he said that.
    I'm not quite sure why that of all the jokes got me, but damn it hit hard lol.

    • @alexanderroata7770
      @alexanderroata7770 4 роки тому +11

      This one needs to explained to people under 20 but so funny nonetheless :)

    • @jacktaylor1516
      @jacktaylor1516 4 роки тому +6

      It’s amazing how that has lasted lol

    • @shawnlee6775
      @shawnlee6775 4 роки тому

      2020 Remastered version is destroying brand-new PC's.

    • @Ctrl_Alt_Elite
      @Ctrl_Alt_Elite 3 роки тому

      @@shawnlee6775 that is what you call a complete and true remaster 😂 it's not a bug, it's a feature 😉

  • @AE2-scc
    @AE2-scc 4 роки тому +281

    I remember a time when you said that we don’t know much about Quantum computers. But now you have a whole video dedicated to it.

    • @Laith_Shahin
      @Laith_Shahin 4 роки тому +11

      I mean their potential is far beyond what we can achieve

    • @StayMadNobodycares
      @StayMadNobodycares 4 роки тому +11

      They are in their infancy

    • @thejudgmentalcat
      @thejudgmentalcat 4 роки тому

      Mr.Lomas: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

    • @masternobody1896
      @masternobody1896 4 роки тому

      i remeber you dont need 512kb ram joke.........now i am old

    • @stevenh8770
      @stevenh8770 4 роки тому +1

      he evolved, he now have a quantum brain :) next video his lips will be blue

  • @CM_Burns
    @CM_Burns 4 роки тому +817

    The computer of the future is so small that it fits in a microchip embedded into Thoughty2's mustache.

    • @BiosWars
      @BiosWars 4 роки тому +17

      If we only knew what really there.

    • @dtwistrewind7361
      @dtwistrewind7361 4 роки тому +11

      Legend states behind his Tash is another Tash.

    • @pablodmdp
      @pablodmdp 4 роки тому +4

      @@dtwistrewind7361 he hides a fist like Chuck N

    • @ericross441
      @ericross441 4 роки тому +2

      Aww shit

    • @KarryKarryKarry
      @KarryKarryKarry 4 роки тому +9

      Doesn’t need to be that small. He could fit half an iPhone behind that thing and maybe squeeze a battery pack up his nostrils.

  • @AhirZamanSairi
    @AhirZamanSairi 3 роки тому +147

    My mind every time I hear the intro: "Heyyy 42 here" lol

    • @christopherbradley7809
      @christopherbradley7809 3 роки тому +10

      Me too. It actually says 42 when you turn on subtitles.

    • @AhirZamanSairi
      @AhirZamanSairi 3 роки тому +5

      @@christopherbradley7809 lol😂

    • @Pistonrager
      @Pistonrager 3 роки тому +7

      Better than ThottE2. That's what I hear.

    • @BigfootUnibrowMan
      @BigfootUnibrowMan 3 роки тому +13

      That's the pun lol. 42 is the meaning of life and this channel talks about all sorts of thought provoking topics etc.

    • @AhirZamanSairi
      @AhirZamanSairi 3 роки тому

      @@Pistonrager 😂

  • @jamescaley9942
    @jamescaley9942 4 роки тому +240

    Moore's Law: process power doubles every 2 years
    Gate's Law: Bloatware will always strangle computer performance

    • @LtMewS
      @LtMewS 4 роки тому +5

      This is golden comment needs more attention 😂

    • @masternobody1896
      @masternobody1896 4 роки тому

      what is bloatware?

    • @masternobody1896
      @masternobody1896 4 роки тому

      oh wasted space

    • @sukhe3275
      @sukhe3275 4 роки тому +7

      That's so accurate. I wonder why these computers always lag even the new ones

    • @berlinblast5736
      @berlinblast5736 4 роки тому +2

      Read "Showstopper" by Pascal Zachary, the story about NT Windows. You will gain both a firm grounding on the history of Windows and new respect for it's design and makers, chiefly Dave Cutler and Perazzolli. They have done something of a scale that was never done before. Windows is truly an achievement.

  • @Vortigan07
    @Vortigan07 4 роки тому +264

    With a Quantum computer, you will be both watching Pornhub and *not* watching Pornhub at the same time and it won't be until someone walks in on you that one or the other state of being will be confirmed. Good luck everyone!

  • @elmernotglue2025
    @elmernotglue2025 4 роки тому +495

    That “Can it run Crysis” reference was hilarious 😂

  • @aaronbono4688
    @aaronbono4688 3 роки тому +58

    "The bad news is these AI will rise up and destr..." and UA-cam's algorithm conveniently inserts ad here.

    • @unknownface2463
      @unknownface2463 3 роки тому +1

      same

    • @claycassin8437
      @claycassin8437 3 роки тому +4

      There are ads? I guess I have had my extensions set up correctly for years now. I had forgotten that they even existed. Being reminded of it is a good thing...it makes me realize my life is good in at least one way.

    • @davidklept4408
      @davidklept4408 3 роки тому

      I think if youtube had adds i'd stop using it.

    • @aaronbono4688
      @aaronbono4688 3 роки тому +1

      @@davidklept4408 it has tons of ads. How is it you don't see them?

    • @claycassin8437
      @claycassin8437 3 роки тому +3

      @@aaronbono4688 Extensions. I use AdBlocker Ultimate, Disconnect, and Privacy Badger. I never get ads on any video. Occasionally, the "skip ad" button pops up at the beginning of a video, and I have to click it to get the video to play...but that is very rare, and then the video plays ad free in it's entirety. Most of the time, videos just play ad free without any button to click at all. As I previously mentioned, I had literally forgotten UA-cam even had ads( I had even forgotten that the "skip ad" button actually had anything to do with ads, since they never appeared).

  • @blazek5365
    @blazek5365 4 роки тому +237

    "If C. Babage truly is the father of the computer, he has spread his seed far and wide."
    Makes me both impressed and uncomfortable at the same time.
    EDIT: Appreciate the likes 😊

  • @emon2689
    @emon2689 4 роки тому +1072

    Its funny how the "inbreeding" video ended up in trending. I guess people just prefer the gross topics

    • @sip5712
      @sip5712 4 роки тому +32

      Its technically not inbreeding if you arenot blood related

    • @jamesholmstrom5837
      @jamesholmstrom5837 4 роки тому +47

      And junko is trying to make itself feel better sleeping at night. I see you.

    • @jamesholmstrom5837
      @jamesholmstrom5837 4 роки тому +10

      Your family tree shouldn't have intersections. Hate to burst your bubble.

    • @sip5712
      @sip5712 4 роки тому +23

      @@jamesholmstrom5837 well im a weeb so real things dont apply to me

    • @jamesholmstrom5837
      @jamesholmstrom5837 4 роки тому +5

      Is that the new cop out? Your profile spells "you're" wrong, and you are the degenerate. Enjoy your circle family tree.

  • @ryantitsworth
    @ryantitsworth 4 роки тому +165

    If Einstein was calling it “spooky at a distance” in the 1900s, then I’d say we have something world changing on our hands.

    • @davelordy
      @davelordy 4 роки тому +6

      [action]

    • @Digitalhunny
      @Digitalhunny 4 роки тому

      You speak good truth, young grasshopper. 🤝

    • @sillysad3198
      @sillysad3198 4 роки тому

      this time Einstein was right

    • @sillysad3198
      @sillysad3198 4 роки тому

      @@jbird4478 does it?

    • @deepmind5318
      @deepmind5318 4 роки тому

      Quantum computers can make an apple teleport into your hands in theory. Not a joke.

  • @adamgreenhill110
    @adamgreenhill110 3 роки тому +76

    What if we used quantum computers to *simulate a universe?*
    ...Wait a minute

    • @jashn6506
      @jashn6506 3 роки тому +4

      This might be a vr

    • @jgobroho
      @jgobroho 3 роки тому +4

      Watch the tv series Devs on Hulu. It'll blow your mind about this. I'm not even kidding.

    • @GeekRaj
      @GeekRaj 3 роки тому +1

      Our life is a simulation, destiny and fate are simulated.

    • @devinloosbrock1249
      @devinloosbrock1249 3 роки тому +1

      Gnosticism was the OG simulation theory

    • @bjornhendriks1987
      @bjornhendriks1987 3 роки тому

      @Adam Greenhill we can see ur history(dubbel)!

  • @ItsChurchieYall
    @ItsChurchieYall 4 роки тому +283

    Me and my boyfriend love your videos, I remember what they were like 5 years ago lol glad to still see you making great content!!

  • @yvanolivier3073
    @yvanolivier3073 4 роки тому +422

    I can already imagine a youtuber in the future saying “the most powerful computer in the 2020’s was about as powerful as a modern day 3rd grade calculator”

    • @Dan-uf2vh
      @Dan-uf2vh 4 роки тому +9

      you don't use quantum computers for simple tasks

    • @WildsDreams45
      @WildsDreams45 4 роки тому +71

      @@Dan-uf2vh You didn't use computers for simple task at first.

    • @zikeyy8716
      @zikeyy8716 4 роки тому +10

      @@WildsDreams45 word

    • @LiMCRiMZ
      @LiMCRiMZ 4 роки тому +20

      @@WildsDreams45 exactly, not sure about you but I can't wait for my quantum nose hair trimmer to arrive.
      [Edit: that sounds sarcastic but I mean that as genuinely as possible]

    • @lupusthefurry7012
      @lupusthefurry7012 4 роки тому +2

      Well your not that far off

  • @DrFranklynAnderson
    @DrFranklynAnderson 4 роки тому +437

    “Can it run Crysis?”
    You’re not thinking big enough. The real question is: Has Todd Howard released Skyrim for it yet?
    …and the answer is yes, yes he has.

    • @demondeity9816
      @demondeity9816 4 роки тому +39

      The one true fact is that Fallout 4 will still drop in frame rate when you enter Boston even on a quantum computer.

    • @KingShado69
      @KingShado69 4 роки тому +3

      I wanted to make that joke, good thinking. I bought skyrim for my fridge.

    • @greatercandle5920
      @greatercandle5920 4 роки тому +5

      It couldn't run tetris, it's not designed to do that, like the computer used on the Saturn five rocket, integrated circuits were not in standard use at the time so individual transistors would line the control module to manage the craft. quantum computers are very much like calculators just, really fast, and if your calculator can run crysis, it's not a numerator, it's a completely different kind of computer. that is the biggest reason why I hate that comparison because it's like comparing apples to the empire state building.

    • @voyd8217
      @voyd8217 4 роки тому +1

      it will still crash every 5 minutes

    • @erika002
      @erika002 4 роки тому +1

      C A N I T R U N M I N E C R A F T T H O

  • @jamesneilsongrahamloveinth1301
    @jamesneilsongrahamloveinth1301 4 роки тому +9

    For my money, Arran is one of the most engaging speakers on UA-cam. The relaxed manner, the organic gestures, the user-friendly tone of voice, the quiet cadence and the well-written script all serve the material . . .

  • @joshf7321
    @joshf7321 4 роки тому +1696

    Everyone else : This will be great for medical research.
    Me : Imagine gaming on this thing.

    • @TheRealSuit
      @TheRealSuit 4 роки тому +193

      i can finally play minecraft with all the mods available hell yea

    • @knighttemplaroftentacult7123
      @knighttemplaroftentacult7123 4 роки тому +85

      It will be, probably, SAO level of experience.

    • @primalknight
      @primalknight 4 роки тому +146

      imagine, a simulation of a planet with actual physics and make wacky lifeforms evolve in it

    • @tristanruusmaa4571
      @tristanruusmaa4571 4 роки тому +20

      I think all the 12 year olds were thinking that

    • @qaisahm7517
      @qaisahm7517 4 роки тому +42

      Bruh it's fucking sad we won't live to that day, or will we?

  • @KiraSlith
    @KiraSlith 4 роки тому +103

    "2 Billion computers" That's actually a HIGHLY conservative estimate of JUST the number of x86/x86_64 based computers in regular operation. The actual number of operational x86 systems in existence is well over 3 Billion (Including servers).
    If you expand that definition a bit more to include all Operational user programable general purpose computers, including Raspberry Pis, Smartphones, and other ARM processor based GPCs, as well as the PS3 and PS2 (because Other OS and PS2 Linux kernel respectively), Motorola's 68000 series CPUs, z80s and clones, PDAs, and many MANY more, that number easily skyrockets well past 10 BILLION Computers in existence.

    • @lorcancampbell7515
      @lorcancampbell7515 4 роки тому +19

      Your brain strength is making me nervous

    • @Jimmy-Tripod
      @Jimmy-Tripod 4 роки тому +4

      Thank you for that.

    • @UdaySingh-rs8ox
      @UdaySingh-rs8ox 4 роки тому +5

      Ok
      Now get a life you nerd

    • @BigMamaDaveX
      @BigMamaDaveX 4 роки тому +1

      @@lorcancampbell7515 😎... It's making me hopeful... That "Idiocracy" isn't a documentary!

    • @lorcancampbell7515
      @lorcancampbell7515 4 роки тому

      @@BigMamaDaveX what are you talking about

  • @gearskid14
    @gearskid14 4 роки тому +2754

    Quantum Entanglement: A powerful new way to break Will Smith’s heart.

  • @benj7623
    @benj7623 4 роки тому +33

    “Amd makes a processor with 64 cores” shows a Ryzen 3 box

  • @reubenphilip_712
    @reubenphilip_712 4 роки тому +718

    Person: Is smart
    Scientists after the person is dead: Hippity hoppity, your brain is my property

    • @thoughtsofapeer
      @thoughtsofapeer 4 роки тому +38

      Imagine when the quantum computer can analyse his brain and revive him in a simulation! Pretty shitty only keeping one half though

    • @reubenphilip_712
      @reubenphilip_712 4 роки тому +6

      Spagneto 😂😂

    • @Jester123ish
      @Jester123ish 4 роки тому +11

      Spagneto I’m going to predict this will never happen, human brains aren’t really like our machines.

    • @jarjeguzman5676
      @jarjeguzman5676 4 роки тому

      😌

    • @lrrrruleroftheplanetomicro6881
      @lrrrruleroftheplanetomicro6881 4 роки тому +1

      Not for another 100 years at least.

  • @dc7943
    @dc7943 4 роки тому +422

    “Since his death, he’s been dead ever since” 🤙🏿🖖🏿

    • @outoforder1871
      @outoforder1871 4 роки тому +4

      👉😎👉

    • @trent1465
      @trent1465 4 роки тому +10

      @@outoforder1871 No way really? :O

    • @nathan-iz2bq
      @nathan-iz2bq 4 роки тому +17

      That's pretty deep bro

    • @fauux3872
      @fauux3872 4 роки тому +6

      That hit me harder than my father smacking me in the face. 😪😭

    • @outoforder1871
      @outoforder1871 4 роки тому +1

      Everyone died. The end.

  • @danielc9606
    @danielc9606 4 роки тому +248

    Everybody: talking about the computer.
    Me: *his shirt changed halfway through*

    • @212809
      @212809 4 роки тому +20

      Quantum shirt.

    • @burner887
      @burner887 4 роки тому +4

      @@CoreyTL 6:00
      He changed his shirt in the advert

    • @hatzikuN
      @hatzikuN 4 роки тому +5

      So you take more interest in people than technology, Daniella. Exposed as female ;)

    • @jonp3890
      @jonp3890 4 роки тому +2

      hatzikuN ...not that there’s anything wrong with that. 🤪

    • @danielc9606
      @danielc9606 4 роки тому +8

      hatzikuN more like I pay attention to detail. If I had more interest in people rather than tech I most likely wouldn’t be on this video

  • @harsesishoktar9386
    @harsesishoktar9386 3 роки тому +1

    "for good".
    I salute your optimism.

  • @aluminium1101
    @aluminium1101 4 роки тому +340

    Computers then:
    Yes, no
    Computers now:
    Well yes, but actually no

  • @blakecorkill
    @blakecorkill 4 роки тому +436

    I love how this guy dresses and looks like he's from the year 1800 and is talking about quantum computers.

    • @reecemarais690
      @reecemarais690 4 роки тому +12

      steampunk at its finest

    • @3RAN7ON
      @3RAN7ON 4 роки тому +6

      In his early videos he dressed up like in a suit or something and didn't have the mustache

    • @3RAN7ON
      @3RAN7ON 4 роки тому +2

      He's always done that creepy wink at the end of his videos tho.... that hasn't changed

    • @them4477
      @them4477 4 роки тому +3

      Hipster.

    • @genuinestance387
      @genuinestance387 4 роки тому +1

      I wonder if he dresses like that on a daily basis?

  • @Enforcer_WJDE
    @Enforcer_WJDE 4 роки тому +107

    Quantum computers and Fusion energy were a tech to arrive soon when i was a teen.....i was born in 1975. I wonder if i will see this tech become mainstream in my lifetime.

    • @frankschneider6156
      @frankschneider6156 4 роки тому +17

      There is at least some chance that we'll never get quantum computers, as the isolation of the szperposition from the environment gets more and more difficult with an increasing number of quibits. Currently we are at roughly 72 quits, if you get into the 4-digit size, things start to get interesting. We'll see if we can solve this technical challenge or not. Nonetheless, even if we can get this done, we also need to design and build all the quantum gates required (and there are some more challenges). In the end this means: we'll never have one in a decade, 25 years is a far more reasonable estimation. Assuming that ITER goes live in 2026 and everything works out as planned, it's not unlikely that we may have commercial fusion plants prior to having commercial quantum computers.
      On the other hand, if you were born in 75, chances are not that bad, that you'll experience both technologies well in your life time.

    • @lrrrruleroftheplanetomicro6881
      @lrrrruleroftheplanetomicro6881 4 роки тому +3

      @@frankschneider6156 Iter is no blueprint for a commercial fusion plant. It's succesor DEMO is intended to be that. Completion currently planned for 2043.
      I'm hoping that better superconductors will make research with smaller designs possible.

    • @Akiramaster
      @Akiramaster 4 роки тому +2

      @@frankschneider6156 "A 30-qubit quantum computer would equal the processing power of a conventional computer that could run at 10 teraflops (trillions of floating-point operations per second). Today's typical desktop computers run at speeds measured in gigaflops (billions of floating-point operations per second)."

    • @frankschneider6156
      @frankschneider6156 4 роки тому +1

      @@lrrrruleroftheplanetomicro6881 Yeah, I'm aware of that, but ITER is PoC that's its commercially feasible. If that has been demonstrated, I hope on private companies jumping in on the opportunity to grab a piece of the cake, before others do and the window of opportunity closes. This could massively speed up things. Currently investing is highly risky, but once a proof has show that it is not just theoretically, but technically and commercially feasible, I hope this attracts large sums of investors money to speed things up. I mean 20 billion sounds like a lot of money, but eg Apple could pay that more than 10 times from the money that they have lying around, without having to borrow a single dime.

    • @frankschneider6156
      @frankschneider6156 4 роки тому +5

      ​@@Akiramaster
      Please kid, don't talk nonsense if you don't know what you are talking about. The first thing is that we do have 72-quibit quantum computers in the lab. The 2nd thing is, that (and for once the video was right), that quantum computers are NOT these ultrafast supercomputers that most imbeciles imagine they are. They are actually incredibly slow and error prone in comparison to classical computers. The only reason we are interested in them (net to curiosity) is that they are capable of solving SOME problems, that are practically unsolvable with classical computers (you might wanna have a look at quantum complexity theory). Be it factorization of primes, solving the discrete logarithm problem (both using Shor's algorithm), squaring the time a lookup in hash tables takes using Grover's algorithm or identifying the thermodynamically most stable tertiary structure from an amino acid sequence.
      Alone the idea to quantize the capability of a quantum compute in flops is dumb as hell, as that's exactly NOT what they are doing. Try understanding the concept behind it, before making a fool of yourself in public.

  • @faithmiles3458
    @faithmiles3458 3 роки тому +7

    I love how the subtitles always say "hey 42 here"

  • @propx2754
    @propx2754 4 роки тому +128

    He did it boys. He said "Can it run Crysis?" What a man of culture.

  • @johnangel8361
    @johnangel8361 4 роки тому +131

    1:56 his invention helps everyone else spill their seed too.

  • @valerioboldreghini4239
    @valerioboldreghini4239 4 роки тому +177

    "If Babbage truly was the father of the computer he spread his seed very far"
    *stops touching computer*

  • @willong1000
    @willong1000 3 роки тому +13

    Okay, now I am thoroughly confused; therefore, I must be a friggin' Feynman level genius!!!

    • @bballforever100
      @bballforever100 3 роки тому

      I don't understand I thing so I got it right? Where's my Nobel prize?

  • @mattandrews3839
    @mattandrews3839 4 роки тому +41

    I'm a 17 year old A level student in the UK studying Physics, Chemistry and Maths and I can hand-on-heart say that you have taught me the most interesting and complex topics/theories I know of. I was literally smiling throughout this video. I had 3 Physics teachers at the beginning of the year, 2 left and now I'm stuck with a terrible teacher. When we "covered" quantum mechanics as a topic, I barely understood anything and was really confused. Your B-roll and narration take such a complex topic and break it down so well. I really enjoy your videos and will continue to be intrugued!
    Thank you Thoughty2

    • @stillthinkingofaname7810
      @stillthinkingofaname7810 4 роки тому +5

      Nothing worse than having a bad teacher, especially when they're teaching the topic you're most passionate about. If you need any help let me know, i'm in my masters year of a theoretical physics degree.

    • @danieltemelkovski9828
      @danieltemelkovski9828 4 роки тому +2

      And yet despite that all that, you didn't catch on to him saying "polynominal" rather than polynomial? A rather strong indication, to put it nicely, that his familiarity with maths is questionable at best.

    • @thetruth-cn6ns
      @thetruth-cn6ns 4 роки тому

      The problem is teachers omit 1 key factor wich renders them unable to comprehend the truth

    • @thezyreick4289
      @thezyreick4289 4 роки тому

      @@thetruth-cn6ns you're right, I can't comprehend you either, I'm not a psychologist and no amount of probably and statistics will help me understand you

    • @thezyreick4289
      @thezyreick4289 4 роки тому

      @@danieltemelkovski9828 idk, I've been cringing the entire video at the blatant fact everyone seems to understand quantum physics entirely wrong to begin with.

  • @gyulagyorffy5937
    @gyulagyorffy5937 4 роки тому +62

    Me: I have no idea what I'm watching...
    Quantum Computer Makers: I have no idea what I'm doing...

    • @kosmique
      @kosmique 4 роки тому +4

      Me: I have no idea what I'm watching...
      Quantum Computer Makers: I have no idea what I'm doing...
      Quantum Computers: I have no idea what I'm computing. Can't you puny humans give me a tougher task?

    • @tiktokstars3646
      @tiktokstars3646 4 роки тому

      @@kosmique me: ballsack

  • @vanderwallstronghold8905
    @vanderwallstronghold8905 4 роки тому +79

    5:53 "Can it run Crysis?" The ultimate test for any and every computer in the universe.

    • @thewriteinpresident
      @thewriteinpresident 4 роки тому +1

      When you FEAR the Evil Spirits Then they have POWER over you
      One would not want you to know that FREE MASON serve Evil Spirits, and in their Illusions and Delusions of FAKE NEWS and their Total DOMINATION of all TV Shows in all Nations, we the people have been portrayed to do and say what them TV Talking Heads lie to their hearts content that WE Mere MORTAL Humans can not see the EVIL SPIRITS in the Minds of them pulling off this JADE HELM 15 (COVID19) PROJECT BLUE BEAM Corporation Take Over of our Lives, our minds, and Our TEMPLES knowns as these Corporeal Flesh and Blood and Bones Body Avatars OUR SPIRITS do so inhabit as SYMBIOTS and SOLIDS the Ying and Yang of ALL Thought!!!
      There is no more denying we all live inside a CELESTIAL Sphere as Celestial Beings in these Temporal ESOTERIC Human Animal Mammal TEMPORARY Bodies, and that our OPPRESSORS the Racka whom harm we The Pak-Toe of and for OUR WORLD REPUBLIC CONSTITUTION Coalition have been raised to say: Murder is Wrong, and yet, Our RELIGIONS Approve of OUR GOVERNMENTS doing WAR IS MURDER when Murder is against THE RULE OF LAW AND ORDER!!!! Why must I pick up A Weapon to SHOOT YOU DEAD like it happening to all our Symbiots and SOLIDS in Hong Kong by the U.N. FLAG of MADE IN CHINA this USA Traitors to WE THE PEOPLE.?.?.?.?
      I do not care if you live down below in the D.U.M.B.S. you are not on a SPACE SHIP TV SHOW, you are just in old Nuclear Strikes MUD FLOOD Cities being played by your COMMANDERS and LEADERS and PRESIDENTIAL Kings and Queens known as Your Majesty and Your Excellency of this Coalition of EVIL SPIRITS in the minds of everyone whom puts on the FAKE Corona Beer BAT SNAKE Kobe Burger NORAD V.I.R.U.S. where if they did not LIE ABOUT EVERYTHING, then our U.N. FLAGS People would stop showing FAKE SPACE TV SHOWS from NASA to Russia to FRANCE and England as they plan out the next GREAT NUCLEAR HYDROGEN WAR known as MADE IN CHINA!!!!
      Those whom kill, only do it for SPORT!!! Them people had no WEAPONS to defend themselves from this PEACEKEEPING Force where the U.S. Personal Dawn the UNIFORMS of these U.N. TROOPS To point Guns as WE THE PEOPLE whom are unarmed from AFRICA to South America to any place like Australia and now CANADA where WE THE PEOPLE are not FORBIDDEN To Protect our RIGHT TO EXIST and shoot them whom walk among WE THE PEOPLE with Guns, and Tanks, and Black Hawks, and Jets, and ICBM DRONES Running all Weapons, so pesky HUMANS whom have EMOTIONS and FEELING might say: This IS WRONG cause WAR IS MURDER!!!
      Johnny Exodice
      videos.utahgunexchange.com/watch/wzFYgoy2MIXS2nO
      When QUANTUM Means accessing the ESOTERIC to bring it into this REALM and Simulation, Than the MUD FLOOD books of FLAT EARTH British can claim it all happened Cause WE THE PEOPLE are trapped in A Virtual Reality “Holographic” CONSTRUCT Called THE GREAT WORK By our FREE MASON Oppressors….
      The Society of nonmason~
      Keep killing the [MS13 Boogaloo’s] #QANON /_\ in Secret my NONMASON “of and for” OUR WORLD REPUBLIC CONSTITUTION Coalition…
      The Sentinel….
      [///|||\\\]
      +++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    • @JohnSmith-dq4dx
      @JohnSmith-dq4dx 4 роки тому +5

      @@thewriteinpresident Yeah evil spirits manifest as physical illusions/deities are cool and everything, but do they have the machines capable of running Crysis or not!?

    • @derpytrainwithaturtleontop797
      @derpytrainwithaturtleontop797 4 роки тому +2

      “Can it fix our traffic issues?”
      The fix: n o r o a d s

    • @therockobama6191
      @therockobama6191 4 роки тому

      @@thewriteinpresident don't get assassinated

  • @ByteMeCompletely
    @ByteMeCompletely 3 роки тому +20

    I'm still waiting for cold fusion. Oh, and fusion based nuclear power. They were only 20 years away from it when I was born in 1956. They're STILL only 20 years away.

    • @downwithputinsaveukraine1313
      @downwithputinsaveukraine1313 3 роки тому +1

      They exist and are tenable. Simply got destroyed bc those two glory hogs were WARNED by the US Government not to disclose what they had found but they did so the Government basically wrecked it. It's now known as LENR, low energy nuclear reactions, and Israel/Italy etc are making big strides in their own.

    • @jackdurden466
      @jackdurden466 3 роки тому +1

      @@downwithputinsaveukraine1313 yep, because there’s far less money in it.

  • @matheius4668
    @matheius4668 4 роки тому +15

    layman's for quantum computing
    1: no
    2: yes
    3: *YESN'T*

  • @turretRAID646
    @turretRAID646 4 роки тому +153

    You’re telling me that a computer is gonna learn the shadow clone jutsu?

    • @ThugHunterfromIsrael
      @ThugHunterfromIsrael 4 роки тому +8

      if you lie to it enough about how to become a genin, maybe.

    • @OchiiDinUmbraa
      @OchiiDinUmbraa 4 роки тому +6

      Even Better. In order to double the computing power
      of a normal computer you need to double the number of tranzistors. But to double the computing power
      of a quantum computer you only need to add one more qubits.

    • @joxerd
      @joxerd 4 роки тому +1

      Cough cough Cortana Halo 4 cough cough

    • @schem515
      @schem515 4 роки тому

      Thats what i thought

    • @solomoncrowe887
      @solomoncrowe887 4 роки тому +1

      Quantumnception

  • @the-outsider
    @the-outsider 4 роки тому +25

    Thoughty2 - "Thomas Edison and his team"...
    Nikola Tesla - ahh finally a person worthy of my haunting.

  • @jimbarrofficial
    @jimbarrofficial 3 роки тому +10

    Hey, 42 here...

  • @thesuperfluousone2537
    @thesuperfluousone2537 4 роки тому +206

    "Almost nobody would want a telephone."
    Everyone gets cell phones.
    "Almost nobody would want a computer."
    Embedded in everything.
    "Almost nobody would want a lightbulb."
    You can hardly see the stars.
    "Almost nobody would want a quantum computer."
    Hmm... I wonder what's gonna happen next?

    • @salaciousBastard
      @salaciousBastard 4 роки тому +40

      Dude: "Hey Alexa! The cops are coming for my DNA! Can you Schrodinger encrypt my ass so they can't read it?!"
      Alexa: "Your ass has been Schrodinger encoded and password protected with a 4096 petaqubit cipher. Anything else?"
      Dude: "Nah, old girl! Thanks a bunch!"
      FBI: "FBI! Open up!"

    • @huverdoose
      @huverdoose 4 роки тому +20

      "Almost nobody will want to go to Mars..."

    • @kosmique
      @kosmique 4 роки тому +5

      "Almost nobody will want to go to Mars..."
      Almost nobody left that originates from Earth

    • @yannicknaert
      @yannicknaert 4 роки тому +4

      I'll take two, one for gaming and one for reasons I'd like to keep private..

    • @wizdumb5392
      @wizdumb5392 4 роки тому

      "Almost nobody would a *£:j&₩{¿θμ>

  • @JoshuaSabourin
    @JoshuaSabourin 4 роки тому +114

    "I just want to know, can it run Crysis". hahah, classic

    • @zyan983
      @zyan983 4 роки тому +5

      At lowest settings yes

    • @ahmedgamez6425
      @ahmedgamez6425 4 роки тому +2

      @@zyan983 😂😂😂💔

    • @Franklin12004
      @Franklin12004 4 роки тому +2

      I scrolled through the comments section just to see if anyone commented on this. Was not dissapointed.

    • @jrno93
      @jrno93 4 роки тому

      At 59.9fps yes

    • @diggydude5229
      @diggydude5229 4 роки тому

      @@Franklin12004 I cringe every time I see that moldy old joke regurgitated in UA-cam comments, not gonna lie.

  • @POTandPIZZA
    @POTandPIZZA 4 роки тому +24

    The way you got that ad promo in there... that was slick as axle grease my friend 😂

  • @thetruthyoucanthandle6868
    @thetruthyoucanthandle6868 3 роки тому +3

    17:57 making better fertilizer? We don't need better fertilizer. Cows already make fertilizer that will grow a plant as good as it can or needs to grow. We weren't having a hard time growing plants.

  • @norapper6182
    @norapper6182 4 роки тому +83

    “CAN IT RUN CRYSIS” something one day we will achieve.

    • @mossmacarthur504
      @mossmacarthur504 4 роки тому +3

      i was hoping he would say "can it run DOOM?" but next best thing i guess

    • @urbanllama4208
      @urbanllama4208 4 роки тому +5

      Are you sure? I'm not sure wehave ever had the amount of power needed for crysis......

    • @traktorkorkort5751
      @traktorkorkort5751 4 роки тому +1

      @@urbanllama4208 are you mental, there has never been a computer which can run Crisis

    • @urbanllama4208
      @urbanllama4208 4 роки тому +1

      @@traktorkorkort5751 sorry, typo. Fixed it.

  • @chrisray9653
    @chrisray9653 4 роки тому +175

    "Quantum computing is so expensive!"
    "Quantum computing can make banks richer."
    JP Morgan: "Hold my derivatives."

    • @obedientconsumer5056
      @obedientconsumer5056 4 роки тому +2

      Frick JP Morgan!

    • @swarnimvajpai6373
      @swarnimvajpai6373 4 роки тому +1

      I don't get it.....

    • @kitwhite2640
      @kitwhite2640 4 роки тому

      😹😹😹

    • @kitwhite2640
      @kitwhite2640 4 роки тому

      @@swarnimvajpai6373 In finance, a derivative is a contract that derives its value from the performance of an underlying entity. This underlying entity can be an asset, index, or interest rate, and is often simply called the "underlying". So essentially it a "hold my beer" take on them trying to make more money.

    • @swarnimvajpai6373
      @swarnimvajpai6373 4 роки тому

      @kit white i got it now 😂😂

  • @neohyalite1043
    @neohyalite1043 4 роки тому +309

    Oh Jesus, imagine running an A.I. on a quantum computer.
    Elon was right...

    • @MrOiram46
      @MrOiram46 4 роки тому +47

      Filthy Frank’s Macbook was one, but then it wanted to kill itself

    • @Exquisite_Blue
      @Exquisite_Blue 4 роки тому +34

      It's going to make some next level dick jokes

    • @LividCreature
      @LividCreature 4 роки тому +10

      Elon will pay good money for that computer

    • @frankschneider6156
      @frankschneider6156 4 роки тому +15

      You will not be able to run classical programs on a QC, and thus no AI. QCs just don't work this way.

    • @DG-mk7kd
      @DG-mk7kd 4 роки тому +8

      Imagine running an ai on a mechanical computer

  • @raymondgreenwood1
    @raymondgreenwood1 4 роки тому +2

    Seen one of these in person. Extremely sensitive machine and it’s cooling system is beyond amazing. Q computing is next level for sure

  • @Boomber123
    @Boomber123 4 роки тому +50

    For anyone interested, the Shor's algorithm work by destructively interfering with all the probability that it will return "bad result" from the probability wave using Quantum Fourier Transform so that when you observe the output state it will *always* be in one of the correct state. Which is much cooler than the "processing state in parallel" explanation given here.

    • @logantc.1353
      @logantc.1353 3 роки тому +9

      It’s weird how when reading a thing about quantum mechanics you can both kindof get it and have not a single clue at the same time.

    • @alexsanchez1620
      @alexsanchez1620 3 роки тому +5

      @@logantc.1353 thats quantum physics for you

    • @sameliusastraton4670
      @sameliusastraton4670 2 роки тому

      Its a bit Fuzzy... LOL

    • @jayrose6312
      @jayrose6312 2 роки тому

      Spooky!

  • @JohnTrustworthy
    @JohnTrustworthy 4 роки тому +41

    >The good guys
    >Google
    >IBM
    Blink twice if you were kidnapped.

  • @sammelton8565
    @sammelton8565 4 роки тому +41

    Imagine watching this again in 50 years and looking back on the state of computing we have now. I can't wait to look back on my current rig in the future and laughing at the clock speed, core count, storage, ram etc.

    • @cateatfood6634
      @cateatfood6634 4 роки тому +3

      I hope we last long enough to watch it in 30 years, pushing it for 50 years...

    • @mattb1455
      @mattb1455 4 роки тому +1

      I think that clock speed wont increase too much however IPC will increase. Core count will definitely increase along with storage and memory capasity.

    • @furosukki1301
      @furosukki1301 4 роки тому

      Pfff, I can do that right now

    • @thefaun6782
      @thefaun6782 4 роки тому +1

      If youtube is even a thing in 50 years..

    • @memeco50
      @memeco50 4 роки тому

      I have the feeling home computers will stay at a normal level for normal people.

  • @Idkidkidk716
    @Idkidkidk716 2 роки тому +1

    From what I’ve researched they have still haven’t figured out a operating system for a quantum computer yet and ibm made a quantum computer as well

  • @helium73
    @helium73 4 роки тому +11

    I'm reminded of that movie Branded when people say the Millenium Bug was harmless. What if it was rendered harmless by all the precautions taken to fix it? What if the greatest heroes are the most despised because they were so good at their job that people never became aware they were in danger.

  • @stevenfortado4706
    @stevenfortado4706 4 роки тому +267

    Actually, the oldest known computer was not Babbage's but the Antikythera mechanism dating from the 1st or 2nd century BC. Worth Googling.

    • @Hardbrand
      @Hardbrand 4 роки тому +18

      @Craig Bauer - So counting on fingers doesn't count... ;-)

    • @loganxman
      @loganxman 4 роки тому +25

      @B Ball on a modern calculator you can type out boobs. Lets see an abacus do that

    • @tabithadickerson2525
      @tabithadickerson2525 4 роки тому +6

      that being said, the antikythera didn't contribute directly to current society.

    • @czeslawmilosz5135
      @czeslawmilosz5135 4 роки тому +6

      he even made an episode about it lol

    • @thecore429
      @thecore429 4 роки тому

      @B Ball how long it took u to type

  • @Drakonus_
    @Drakonus_ 4 роки тому +161

    This is an actual "I'm 4 parallel universes ahead of you" computer.

    • @vibaj16
      @vibaj16 4 роки тому +6

      Drakonus 300 q-bit quantum computer: I’m a universe of parallel universes ahead of you (one for each particle)

    • @x000s2
      @x000s2 4 роки тому +2

      This is inaccurate. We don’t live in a science fiction universe.

    • @nielsoudegriep2900
      @nielsoudegriep2900 4 роки тому +4

      @@x000s2 how do u know

    • @xc-88xerion26
      @xc-88xerion26 4 роки тому +3

      @@nielsoudegriep2900 There is no way of getting the answer of an observer, looking at us where he can tell the difference between a real one universe and a fiction universe. Thinking about it is a super position where neither the reality we live in is in fact real or just a science fiction until we get the answer of the observer who can confirm the situation.

    • @x000s2
      @x000s2 4 роки тому

      @@nielsoudegriep2900 Quantum Research is my thing.

  • @XenixEffect
    @XenixEffect 4 роки тому +6

    The fact System Q wasn't mentioned once breaks my heart.

  • @Sal1981
    @Sal1981 4 роки тому +73

    21:48 "Today, there are tens of billions of light bulbs in use around the world, but when Thomas Edison and his team invented this new and improved version of the candle..." That's skirting around the fact Thomas Edison didn't invent shit. Nikola Tesla was the main contributor to this invention along with his colleagues. Thomas Edison was merely a businessman that took on board engineers and researchers, wanting products to sell. As The Oatmeal succinctly points out Thomas Edison was a douchebag.
    theoatmeal.com/comics/tesla

    • @darkridr25
      @darkridr25 4 роки тому +16

      Yeah, no one wants to credit Tesla for any of his brilliance. Sad, really. Kinda makes me wonder what they're all afraid of....

    • @darkridr25
      @darkridr25 4 роки тому +7

      @DarkyInside Honestly I don't know either way, but there have been plenty of gay inventors and developers that were able to get credit for what they made. No, I think his silencing goes into a much more fundamental level. In essence, he knew too much, so to speak.

    • @HolarMusic
      @HolarMusic 4 роки тому +11

      Kind of like everybody calling Elon Musk a genius now and not the actual people doing the work?

    • @justafighter1346
      @justafighter1346 4 роки тому +2

      @DarkyInsidetesla wasn't gay

    • @darkridr25
      @darkridr25 4 роки тому +5

      @@HolarMusic LOL! Well, yeah. Elon has all the money and is funding the research his people are doing. But then, isn't that how it has always been? ;)

  • @X4KalekusBeats
    @X4KalekusBeats 4 роки тому +52

    Computer of the future:
    9 year olds: *Can it play fortnite tho*

    • @foty8679
      @foty8679 4 роки тому +3

      I hope we can eradicate every atom of fortnite from history and future.

    • @sokolum
      @sokolum 4 роки тому

      That why we have now 19 years old to play PP

    • @jhonvvick1289
      @jhonvvick1289 4 роки тому

      @@foty8679 yes

    • @jeremytrees7266
      @jeremytrees7266 4 роки тому +2

      Adults: Can it play crisis?

    • @G0dmaster
      @G0dmaster 4 роки тому

      It can play Fortnite ^ Fortnite

  • @mixey01
    @mixey01 4 роки тому +45

    Imagine having the brain of "The Father of All computers " hooked up to a computer so he can realise what has become of his computers

  • @david94549
    @david94549 3 роки тому +8

    21:36 "so why didn't you hear about this literal quantum leap forward?" Erm, we did

  • @yandere8418
    @yandere8418 4 роки тому +38

    5:53 “ CAN IT RUN CRYSIS” IM DEAD 😂😂😂

    • @trinitikorneli2750
      @trinitikorneli2750 4 роки тому +2

      After all this years this game is still remembered. Back in 2009 i've ran it with GeForce 9600 512MB on 1280x1024/30fps and graphics much higher then the official max. One mod allowing that on Windows XP. I had a good time wit this game.

    • @thewriteinpresident
      @thewriteinpresident 4 роки тому

      When you FEAR the Evil Spirits Then they have POWER over you
      One would not want you to know that FREE MASON serve Evil Spirits, and in their Illusions and Delusions of FAKE NEWS and their Total DOMINATION of all TV Shows in all Nations, we the people have been portrayed to do and say what them TV Talking Heads lie to their hearts content that WE Mere MORTAL Humans can not see the EVIL SPIRITS in the Minds of them pulling off this JADE HELM 15 (COVID19) PROJECT BLUE BEAM Corporation Take Over of our Lives, our minds, and Our TEMPLES knowns as these Corporeal Flesh and Blood and Bones Body Avatars OUR SPIRITS do so inhabit as SYMBIOTS and SOLIDS the Ying and Yang of ALL Thought!!!
      There is no more denying we all live inside a CELESTIAL Sphere as Celestial Beings in these Temporal ESOTERIC Human Animal Mammal TEMPORARY Bodies, and that our OPPRESSORS the Racka whom harm we The Pak-Toe of and for OUR WORLD REPUBLIC CONSTITUTION Coalition have been raised to say: Murder is Wrong, and yet, Our RELIGIONS Approve of OUR GOVERNMENTS doing WAR IS MURDER when Murder is against THE RULE OF LAW AND ORDER!!!! Why must I pick up A Weapon to SHOOT YOU DEAD like it happening to all our Symbiots and SOLIDS in Hong Kong by the U.N. FLAG of MADE IN CHINA this USA Traitors to WE THE PEOPLE.?.?.?.?
      I do not care if you live down below in the D.U.M.B.S. you are not on a SPACE SHIP TV SHOW, you are just in old Nuclear Strikes MUD FLOOD Cities being played by your COMMANDERS and LEADERS and PRESIDENTIAL Kings and Queens known as Your Majesty and Your Excellency of this Coalition of EVIL SPIRITS in the minds of everyone whom puts on the FAKE Corona Beer BAT SNAKE Kobe Burger NORAD V.I.R.U.S. where if they did not LIE ABOUT EVERYTHING, then our U.N. FLAGS People would stop showing FAKE SPACE TV SHOWS from NASA to Russia to FRANCE and England as they plan out the next GREAT NUCLEAR HYDROGEN WAR known as MADE IN CHINA!!!!
      Those whom kill, only do it for SPORT!!! Them people had no WEAPONS to defend themselves from this PEACEKEEPING Force where the U.S. Personal Dawn the UNIFORMS of these U.N. TROOPS To point Guns as WE THE PEOPLE whom are unarmed from AFRICA to South America to any place like Australia and now CANADA where WE THE PEOPLE are not FORBIDDEN To Protect our RIGHT TO EXIST and shoot them whom walk among WE THE PEOPLE with Guns, and Tanks, and Black Hawks, and Jets, and ICBM DRONES Running all Weapons, so pesky HUMANS whom have EMOTIONS and FEELING might say: This IS WRONG cause WAR IS MURDER!!!
      Johnny Exodice
      videos.utahgunexchange.com/watch/wzFYgoy2MIXS2nO
      When QUANTUM Means accessing the ESOTERIC to bring it into this REALM and Simulation, Than the MUD FLOOD books of FLAT EARTH British can claim it all happened Cause WE THE PEOPLE are trapped in A Virtual Reality “Holographic” CONSTRUCT Called THE GREAT WORK By our FREE MASON Oppressors….
      The Society of nonmason~
      Keep killing the [MS13 Boogaloo’s] #QANON /_\ in Secret my NONMASON “of and for” OUR WORLD REPUBLIC CONSTITUTION Coalition…
      The Sentinel….
      [///|||\\\]
      +++++++++++++++++++++++++++

  • @dirkdiggler2430
    @dirkdiggler2430 4 роки тому +59

    Now I know where I'm gonna invest my money on.
    Mustache care products

    • @jl_jc
      @jl_jc 4 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @YI-hf6tv
      @YI-hf6tv 4 роки тому +2

      The mustache is so majestic, the care products just fly to it instead

    • @jl_jc
      @jl_jc 4 роки тому +1

      @@YI-hf6tv ikr

    • @deepmind5318
      @deepmind5318 4 роки тому +1

      Gotta agree, the guy is pretty handsome with his stache.

  • @pyrotfd
    @pyrotfd 4 роки тому +20

    Just for information: LTT showed that AMDs Threadripper with 64 cores can run Crisis...
    Yes, we reached really cool technologies - but it isn't the one we need to stop killing ourself...

  • @el_pheimos
    @el_pheimos 4 роки тому +1

    I've been watching your videos for a while now. The minute you said "can it run crysis?" I was back in my childhood. Great videos.

  • @DoodleDan
    @DoodleDan 4 роки тому +89

    "Good guys are way ahead of the bad guys"
    Actually, Minecraft guys are way ahead of both the good and bad guys as there are already 500 mods including quantum computers

    • @Biden_is_demented
      @Biden_is_demented 4 роки тому +9

      I always thought "flops" were what Disney has been making in the last 20 years...

    • @davidhanson4909
      @davidhanson4909 4 роки тому +2

      @@Biden_is_demented Should've picked another company. I think Disney has more billion dollar box office movies than anyone else, all WITHIN the last 20 years.
      Fox, maybe?

    • @Biden_is_demented
      @Biden_is_demented 4 роки тому +7

      @@davidhanson4909 Making good at the box office does not mean it wasn´t a flop. The Star Wars name brought many into the theater, so ticket sales were big. And yet the movies sucked golf balls through garden hoses.
      And then you have films like "John Carter", "Chronicles of Narnia", "Maleficent", "Alladin", and the last couple of "Pirates of the caribbean". Sure, they made money, but holy fucking shit they were bad!
      Besides, why would you want to ruin a perfectly good joke?? Put a smile on your ugly mug, dude! :)

    • @MrOiram46
      @MrOiram46 4 роки тому +3

      Minecraft gamers have quantum computers in their quantum computers

    • @Tocaraca
      @Tocaraca 4 роки тому

      Darth Mucus
      The new Star Wars movies were great.

  • @anthonyspitery6332
    @anthonyspitery6332 4 роки тому +275

    This video made me realize how little I’ll ever contribute to the human race 😅

    • @obirodriguez6782
      @obirodriguez6782 4 роки тому +6

      Same😖😭

    • @McOrie7
      @McOrie7 4 роки тому +1

      Hahahahaha

    • @McOrie7
      @McOrie7 4 роки тому +40

      don't worry your role is still important no matter how small. That's why you exist.

    • @kosmique
      @kosmique 4 роки тому +39

      your data is being stolen daily. everybody online is contributing...
      you are the rat in a lab, not the scientist, but you contribute... trust me.

    • @memeco50
      @memeco50 4 роки тому +1

      I feel OK as long as I'm not part of some kind of stupid problem like crime and stuff.
      Some people don't seem to care or even derive pride and joy from it.

  • @AndrewWilsonStooshie
    @AndrewWilsonStooshie 4 роки тому +25

    The millenium bug was not harmless. It was, however, rendered harmless by millions of man-hours of work.

    • @pvic6959
      @pvic6959 4 роки тому +3

      them IT guys and gals working in the background that no one ever really appreciates :( feels bad
      im not an IT guy, but _am_ a software engineer though (but a very new one at that lol)

    • @billdagrasshawking
      @billdagrasshawking 4 роки тому +2

      I have a katana that's engraved with the words "Y2k compliant". by about 2005 I had to start explaining the joke to people.

    • @geraldmcmullon2465
      @geraldmcmullon2465 4 роки тому +1

      I was surprised to be asked to make my 1992 code Y2K compliant. I found it hard to believe that a DOS programme written in Clipper 87 would still be running 8 years later. I changed the century flag to on, recompiled and sent it back to them through the post - it was the last century after all. Charged them for the return postage.
      I wonder if they will get 64 bit systems in everywhere before the Year 2038 problem (also called Y2038 or Y2k38 or Unix Y2K).

  • @Litepaw
    @Litepaw 3 роки тому +17

    I'd love to rent that computer for an hour to mine all cryptocurrencies at the same time in parallel universes, and live as a billionaire for the rest of my life.

    • @kenyenmusic7548
      @kenyenmusic7548 3 роки тому +1

      🧠

    • @lauraowen8142
      @lauraowen8142 3 роки тому +1

      That's ALL that you aspire to or for humanity!?!?!?
      Superficial Narcissist.

    • @IBrotherMartinI
      @IBrotherMartinI 3 роки тому

      That won't work since Standart Computers are better at solving the Hash Code. Hash Codes can't be solved randomly they have a given path

  • @tree4318
    @tree4318 4 роки тому +17

    this guy is going furfer and furfer into being a lumberjack every day

  • @darkscrap3347
    @darkscrap3347 4 роки тому +46

    million times more powerful alright
    "hey siri take me to the moon"

    • @deepmind5318
      @deepmind5318 4 роки тому

      (takes you to the moon of another universe)

  • @afuu794
    @afuu794 4 роки тому +50

    17:20
    "Classical computers are so inaccurate when it comes to physics"
    He must be talking about GTA V

    • @circuit10
      @circuit10 4 роки тому +1

      @DarkyInsideIt's probably a joke

    • @erika002
      @erika002 4 роки тому

      In the first place, if we're talking about simulated physics like in games, well.... y'all kinda forgot that it is programmed by a programmer to mimic as close as possible to real physics. Simulated.

    • @vibaj16
      @vibaj16 4 роки тому

      No, he ‘s talking about Scrap Mechanic

    • @jakepratt203
      @jakepratt203 4 роки тому

      Nah, Skate 3

  • @goldoshaino
    @goldoshaino 3 роки тому +1

    Alan Turing is generally considered the father of computers, Babbage is one of the many grandfathers. I wouldn't even say he's the first canonical of them, Pascal (1642) is usually the first in order to be mentioned.
    While classical computers do not progress exponentially, they do not grow linearly either. CPU improvements are not strictly "adding more cores", there are IPC increases, die sizes shrink, smaller transistors sizes, faster clocks, better instructions optimization, better multitasking scheduling, faster interfaces to connect components, etc. This results in computer getting faster at variable rates, depending mostly by the new standards and where/how the market profits from it.
    Also, quantum computers can't run in real time, they have to be run in a not observable state at closer to absolute 0 temperatures in order to comply to quantum mechanics. Not to speak of the very limited use case of such computers.
    Yes, they can do calculations faster than traditional computers, but that's it. They have very specific applications and completely sucks on normal stuff done on normal computers (they're even slower than your desktop pc in simpler and more traditional programs).
    This is basically one the cool tech that won't have any real impact before 10 to 100 years from now, like most of the recent physics/math/space inventions/discoveries.
    Bonus Trivia: Ada and Pascal are two programming languages that takes the name from the historical figures, both are fairly old and rarely used in modern applications.

  • @psihohealer
    @psihohealer 4 роки тому +156

    edison did not invent "an improved candle" he just slightly improved the design of something 20 people already done before him

    • @AnthonyIlstonJones
      @AnthonyIlstonJones 4 роки тому +19

      Joseph Swan was making incandescent light bulbs before Edison ever did, in fact the 1881 Paris Exhibition was lit with his bulbs.

    • @jesse6327
      @jesse6327 4 роки тому +12

      Thank you! He was a punk, and never invented anything.

    • @mikegutsch5769
      @mikegutsch5769 4 роки тому +3

      @Stig Martin And probably stiffed half of them.

    • @mikegutsch5769
      @mikegutsch5769 4 роки тому +22

      Tesla is the man that should be the face of ingenuity rather than that lowlife Edison

    • @mikegutsch5769
      @mikegutsch5769 4 роки тому

      @Stig Martin I would hope that Elon knows better than that; maybe you know of Elon better than I do

  • @LiMCRiMZ
    @LiMCRiMZ 4 роки тому +18

    I've never seen a more educational video that contains the phrase "nut shriveling darkest reaches of outer space".

    • @eugenerowland1262
      @eugenerowland1262 3 роки тому

      Mine shriveled up just hearing the phrase. Did yours also?

  • @squeakypickles
    @squeakypickles 4 роки тому +39

    Asks a computer the meaning of life:
    00101010

    • @vibaj16
      @vibaj16 4 роки тому

      Joseph Wilson asks a computer the question:
      What do you get if you multiply 00000110 by 00001001?

    • @user-kx5es4kr4x
      @user-kx5es4kr4x 4 роки тому

      Asking the computer what is the meaning of life will actually be: 01010111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101101 01100101 01100001 01101110 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01101100 01101001 01100110 01100101 00111111

    • @PremiereHell
      @PremiereHell 4 роки тому

      LOVE GOD AND OTHERS

    • @rubenkruger7949
      @rubenkruger7949 4 роки тому +3

      Asked my computer the most important thing in life:
      69

    • @PremiereHell
      @PremiereHell 4 роки тому +1

      @@rubenkruger7949 I'm guessing thats sexual immorality 🤔

  • @Ceriva09
    @Ceriva09 3 роки тому +3

    "Can it run Crisis" well that meme probably will never die and in around 1000 years Thoughty2 the 13th will make a video about how the phrase came to be

  • @B4R0N.
    @B4R0N. 4 роки тому +55

    Quantum Computers:
    -will be able to solve all kinds of complex problems so easily we may become gods
    -Still won't be able to run Crysis

    • @anthonylamonica8301
      @anthonylamonica8301 4 роки тому +11

      The worst part about this is that every time a computer gets close to running Crysis 3 at the highest quality graphics settings, some jerk goes and makes a graphical overhaul mod for the game that makes it somehow even better looking, but you can only run it for five seconds before the FBI kick in your door for starting a fusion reaction in your CPU and graphics cards.

    • @ljhoward5125
      @ljhoward5125 4 роки тому +2

      There is only one GOD and that’s JESUS CHRIST💯

    • @willflint46
      @willflint46 4 роки тому +4

      lj howard you are close minded, i am sorry.

    • @ljhoward5125
      @ljhoward5125 4 роки тому +1

      willy boy if you are still on earth. There will be a microchip that people will get in their right hand or forehead. This is in the BIBLE‼️ do not get that chip or mark or vaccine it will lead you straight to the lake of fire. I repeat DONT take any of it

    • @death13a
      @death13a 4 роки тому +2

      @@ljhoward5125 jesus christ is not a god. he is the son of god. learn your bible! Shhish if you trying to religious at least try to do it right

  • @Liamhilly
    @Liamhilly 4 роки тому +42

    Japan has the most powerful computer in the world called "Fugaku" IBM is in 2nd place.

    • @rosehoboking5593
      @rosehoboking5593 4 роки тому +8

      Liam Hill that’s Sasuke’s dad name 😎

    • @taimen6778
      @taimen6778 4 роки тому

      @@rosehoboking5593 lol

    • @autumn614
      @autumn614 4 роки тому +12

      Technically your right but its very debatable. Both these computers are similar, and out perform each other in certain categories
      Its like comparing Jesus to moses...they are pretty much the same thing with various tweaks

    • @randomowl893
      @randomowl893 4 роки тому +2

      Creeper King Lmao

    • @randomowl893
      @randomowl893 4 роки тому +1

      Creeper King Yes. I find it genuenly funny how you said that Jesus and Moses are basically the same just with „various tweaks“.😂

  • @sfrags4780
    @sfrags4780 4 роки тому +44

    I feel like this is just a 20 minute ad. about quantum computers

  • @vickielawson3114
    @vickielawson3114 4 роки тому +7

    21:34 "So, why didn't you hear about this literal quantum leap forward for humanity?" Uh, that'd be impossible to make it literal!

  • @Litepaw
    @Litepaw 4 роки тому +54

    Why did i only now figure out the word "computer"?
    It computes things. Like numbers and shit.

    • @kamara6392
      @kamara6392 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @kosmique
      @kosmique 4 роки тому +13

      a smoker smokes, a driver drives, but a computer computing was a thing you could not compute?

    • @joshuaadamstithakayoutubel2490
      @joshuaadamstithakayoutubel2490 4 роки тому +1

      Just an hour ago I learned the origin of "Canarie in the coalmine" and what it means.

    • @destructo870
      @destructo870 4 роки тому +2

      @@kosmique he couldn't compute that because it would mean he would turn into a computer.

    • @Tony32
      @Tony32 4 роки тому +2

      Before computers NASA used to hire people to crunch numbers manually, these people were called computers. You can see it in the movie Hidden Figures.

  • @joeswift1064
    @joeswift1064 4 роки тому +79

    At least half of Thoughty2’s viewers are stoned watching his vids

    • @filippians413
      @filippians413 4 роки тому +15

      At least. I'm in Canada so you know I'm baked

    • @rekomsajnag913
      @rekomsajnag913 4 роки тому +6

      I CONCURE!!

    • @SoulTrap
      @SoulTrap 4 роки тому +7

      Im picking some up tomorrow. Love watching anything to do with science or space when stoned =D

    • @Danosauruscrecks
      @Danosauruscrecks 4 роки тому +5

      No I'm doesn't

    • @scramblesthedeathdealer
      @scramblesthedeathdealer 4 роки тому +1

      I'm going to be in a few minutes 👍

  • @PixelatedPerfection
    @PixelatedPerfection 4 роки тому +62

    Regular computer: "Is it this thing or is it the other thing"
    Quantum Computer: "Yes"

  • @thelinuxloungelizard
    @thelinuxloungelizard 3 роки тому +3

    Geez, why do people continue to credit Edison with inventing the Electric Bulb? His patent was for 'improvement'. Even he didn't claim the invention.

    • @jackdurden466
      @jackdurden466 3 роки тому

      So correct! His basically entire history of actions infuriates me. A businessman who essentially stole already invented things and getting his name on the patents. 42 did a great video about him.

  • @Admiral_Jezza
    @Admiral_Jezza 4 роки тому +11

    Yall want your simulations of particles and quantum mechanics, where I just want my VR catgirls.

  • @aldini9329
    @aldini9329 4 роки тому +122

    "Thomas Edison and his team," more like Thomas Edison's team.

  • @princetamrac1180
    @princetamrac1180 4 роки тому +28

    1:56 "He has spread his seed far and wide"
    Ok

    • @hippios
      @hippios 4 роки тому +5

      Genghis would be proud

  • @No-uc6fg
    @No-uc6fg 3 роки тому +4

    11:00 It's fascinating how many people reference Schrodinger and his cat thought experiment to explain quantum superposition, when the point he was trying to make with it is that the idea was ludicrous and ridiculous.

    • @PunkZombie1300
      @PunkZombie1300 3 роки тому +1

      That's how the Big Bang got it's name as well, it was used in a mocking way when criticizing the theory. And Schrodinger's Cat is a pretty good analogy for superpositioning despite it's origins so it makes sense that it would stick.

  • @Instantout
    @Instantout 4 роки тому +29

    “Good guys”. Humans are the Product.

  • @chibatadayoshi278
    @chibatadayoshi278 4 роки тому +43

    maybe just me, but your mustache make me think a Victorian era man explaining a futuristic computer. cyber punk?

    • @kretieg2943
      @kretieg2943 4 роки тому +7

      Steam Punk.

    • @PAULSWorld131
      @PAULSWorld131 4 роки тому +1

      You got the gimmick ;-)

    • @dddmemaybe
      @dddmemaybe 4 роки тому +1

      It's cyber punk if he's a cosplayer in the setting, which does fit cyber punk. It's definitely steam punk if punk at all. It's definitely old.

  • @maggieadams8600
    @maggieadams8600 4 роки тому +153

    "Science never solves a problem without creating ten more." George Bernard Shaw

    • @everythingisfine9988
      @everythingisfine9988 3 роки тому +4

      I'll take future problems over current stupid ones any day.

    • @Rmdsensei
      @Rmdsensei 3 роки тому +1

      But those ten problems solved will have solved most of the questions of humanity and i Don't find anything wrong in it

    • @maggieadams8600
      @maggieadams8600 3 роки тому

      @@Rmdsensei Well it hasn't worked out that way so far, so just wishing that doesn't make it true or even likely.

    • @Rmdsensei
      @Rmdsensei 3 роки тому +2

      @@maggieadams8600 what didn't work out in what sense are you implying that, listen we had progress a lot from the stone age , we know that Earth isn't flat, The Sun is far more greater in size than the Earth which were not believed by the previous human generation. And Science never creates the problem it discovers the problem, its not that the problem wasn't there its just that our brains weren't capable of understanding it. The only objective of Humanity is to find its identity in this vast universe and to know how it came in the first place , and every subject is indirectly or directly attached to this problem .

    • @maggieadams8600
      @maggieadams8600 3 роки тому +1

      @@Rmdsensei Still, science has created a multitude of problems that get in the way of our existence, the climate crisis, pollution, species extinction. I'm not anti science, but I am aware of it's flaws, and that humanity can find it's identity within this vast universe with or without it, as it is an understanding of eternity which is ever present. I think that science devoid of morality, is rotten.

  • @onleashfreak
    @onleashfreak 3 роки тому +16

    This was great until we learned that Google is the company that had the first one. We’ve already learned that google are a group of somewhat Evelin and self-serving technocrats

    • @espera_2192
      @espera_2192 3 роки тому +1

      Why do you think Google is that bad? And would you say there is any Company currently which would use such a "power" for the greater good, instead of doing just what gives them control and money? Just want to know your opinion. It may be valuable. I'm not saying your right or wrong.

    • @brucewrigleysgumchewz4667
      @brucewrigleysgumchewz4667 3 роки тому +1

      Google - Uses quantum computer to find more ways to shaft users with ads.

  • @BegoneJonah
    @BegoneJonah 4 роки тому +59

    The narrator looks like he should be dressed in a World War I soldier's uniform explaining the Battle of the Somme.

    • @meesalikeu
      @meesalikeu 4 роки тому +1

      yeah kind of bummed nigel didn’t reckon or whilst anything.

    • @VibeXplorer
      @VibeXplorer 4 роки тому

      Good call! That’s what my subconscious was thinking.

  • @user-cr3db7cb8n
    @user-cr3db7cb8n 4 роки тому +6

    There’s a increase on the increase at how good technology gets and how fast it comes to us

  • @JohnPritzlaff
    @JohnPritzlaff 4 роки тому +24

    Imagine giving an artificial general intelligence algorithm running on massively parallel classical architecture (except with 3D circuits) unlimited on-demand access to its own personal 1,000 qubit quantum computer and creating a superintelligent being that can wipe us out or solve any problem a non-augmented human can conceive of. The AGI would probably be able to figure out all kinds of applications and innovations for its quantum computer. I believe that mixing different modules is the key to creating superintelligence.

    • @AnthonyIlstonJones
      @AnthonyIlstonJones 4 роки тому +2

      You know that's a really, really bad idea right? Any logical intelligence can see that human beings are bad for the environment in which they live (ie. the Earth & all it's ecosystems), and that removal of that threat would be both practical and necessary.
      In retrospect that might be a good idea for the planet, but unfortunately I would like my descendants to survive (I'm selfish like that).

    • @bellatibay6784
      @bellatibay6784 4 роки тому +4

      @@AnthonyIlstonJones i'm taking both your points, and i'm suggesting one thing:
      keep the brain, only a brain.
      don't give it hands and feet and other tentacles that can do damage. make your supercomputer research a lot of things (and by research, i mean spoonfeed it with everything, every bit of info that will allow it to finish all its tasks, don't allow it to reach out to the deep and dark web just to find its thing), but keep it a prisoner in your closed independent system, don't give it (wired or wireless) access to the internet (it can replicate itself there, where its clone can potentially-do a lot of damage everywhere), don't allow it (wired or wireless) remote access to robotic limbs and robots, and remote access to your properties' electronic systems (moving and locking mechanisms for any house door including the garage door, remote calibration of appliance settings, your shower's temp settings, your phone's access, etc.)
      in the event we do need ai's in robots (especially humanoid robots), we need to keep their processing units too stupid from hatching any schemes against us, but intelligent enough to sufficiently-accomplish the tasks we instruct them (and absolutely prohibit/estop wireless communications and upgrades!). with humanoid robots, they can no longer be considered brains, they are just the implementing hands, we don't need them superintelligent, nor coordination and constant updates from the mother quantum computer (like what computer companies are doing to our apps). you don't want your disposable metal army to rebel against their boss.
      i'm very interested in ai's, i need an army of slaves in my foreseen businesses and to commit suicide for me to stop intruders and assassins (who knows, i might be famous someday!). and i'm interested in supercomputers, they can research how to make a time manipulation device. a single tmd alone can propel my progress exponentially, versus the rate of the rest of the world. you can manipulate the speed of a small enclosed farm to give you a six months' worth of ripe harvest (both plants and animals) in just maybe a week, provided all that's necessary are there (livestock feeds, water supply worth that time, fertilizers, uv lamps with lumens simulating the sun at proper times, etc.). you can churn out one game-changing invention every week with this thing (because your ai spent years in hypertime perfecting it). maybe even create an ns-5 encased in the cloned flesh of a nubile redhead, a non-militarized terminator for everyday civilian applications, like office and household and construction work. all happening within your lifetime.

    • @ezeqeel8352
      @ezeqeel8352 4 роки тому

      You can always pull the plug.

    • @AnthonyIlstonJones
      @AnthonyIlstonJones 4 роки тому +2

      @@ezeqeel8352 You can't bolt the door after the horse has left the stable. & to be fair an AI is going to find a way out at some point (people are like that, always enabling their own doom).

    • @AnthonyIlstonJones
      @AnthonyIlstonJones 4 роки тому +1

      @@bellatibay6784 All that you wish for can be accomplished by the thoughtless drones we have wandering about the planet now, we call them humans and they're cheap as chips and completely disposable (or so it seems, there's nearly EIGHT BILLION of them!).
      AI needs to not be a thing, because it WILL get out of it's little cage and it WILL destroy us. And those humans that deserve to survive will just be counted amongst the plague of humans that the AI will seek to eradicate.
      Keep the genie in the bottle, trust me - we don't want that thing out amongst us or we're finished (I know we're doing a reasonably good job of trying to extinct ourselves without the aid of an AI, but we really don't need to be assisted in this).

  • @colinmccavana9579
    @colinmccavana9579 4 роки тому

    I used to work at Horsley Towers where Ada Lovelace lived and developed her work. It was also where aviator Lord Sopwith lived, there's even a runway built in the grounds! Love your work sir, keep it up!

  • @jroar123
    @jroar123 4 роки тому +67

    Actually the first “or close to it” computer was made by the Greeks known today as the “Antikythera mechanism”.

    • @TeamStevers
      @TeamStevers 4 роки тому +9

      Not a computer. If you think it is then so is a sexton and a sun dial

    • @scottyp4884
      @scottyp4884 4 роки тому +8

      @@TeamStevers so is yer maw

    • @polla2256
      @polla2256 4 роки тому +5

      @@scottyp4884 wow what a witty response

    • @danielnielsen1977
      @danielnielsen1977 4 роки тому +2

      Actually 'wrong'

    • @johnchestnut5340
      @johnchestnut5340 4 роки тому +1

      Assumption: we don't know how it worked or what it did. It could have been a computer with input, processing of input, and output.

  • @16autisticklowns
    @16autisticklowns 4 роки тому +38

    "...He knew what he was talking about, when he claimed he didn't know what we was talking about..." ah yes, the quantum particle quantum physicist.

  • @wv1swlamatswl523
    @wv1swlamatswl523 4 роки тому +28

    Antikythera mechanism: "Is my existence nothing to you?"

    • @ronniestanley75
      @ronniestanley75 4 роки тому +1

      Umm. It's a lunar and solar clock. Working around the premise that the sky revolved around us. I don't get it.

    • @Viroh
      @Viroh 4 роки тому +2

      @@ronniestanley75 What do you mean? It is described as "ancient hand-powered Greek analogue computer which has also been described as the first example of such device", so seems like it was the first computer ever that we know of. Depends on your view of what is a computer, but the internet seems to agree with me.

    • @shiningmissingno.8788
      @shiningmissingno.8788 4 роки тому +2

      @@Viroh hardly, everyone is to scared to dust the dirt of the thing, no one even knows exactly what it does

    • @godlessveteran2431
      @godlessveteran2431 4 роки тому

      It depends on how you define what a computer is. An abacus is technically a computer for example. What Babbage created was far closer to what we typically call a computer today than what the Antikythera Mechanism is.