The first meeting of world leaders after World War 2

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  • @luisfilipe2023
    @luisfilipe2023 4 місяці тому +5595

    “I’m not anti Japan I’m just very pro Godzilla” bro 💀

    • @painvillegaming4119
      @painvillegaming4119 4 місяці тому +106

      The average Godzilla fan 😂

    • @cellochick3830
      @cellochick3830 4 місяці тому +98

      It's the added "Vote Godzilla" sign on China that killed me 😂 I can't even. Lol

    • @Omegod1455
      @Omegod1455 4 місяці тому +7

      Damn, you stole my comment XD

    • @KingOfGamesss
      @KingOfGamesss 4 місяці тому +9

      With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound he pulls the spinning high tension wires down

    • @nicholaskehler9169
      @nicholaskehler9169 4 місяці тому +20

      I always felt that Godzilla was a representation of USA it came from the sea and destroyed entire cities in nuclear fire and lets not forget USA is referred to as the sleeping dragon.

  • @lux-splendida
    @lux-splendida 4 місяці тому +2830

    Italy:"I'm having trouble picking a side"
    The rest:"WE KNOW"🤣

    • @Jungleali
      @Jungleali 4 місяці тому +25

      Lol

    • @Bugauanga
      @Bugauanga 4 місяці тому +48

      As an Italian, yeah...

    • @estebanfernandez4870
      @estebanfernandez4870 4 місяці тому +46

      Games of thrones was based on Italy history just saying...

    • @franciscofranco5739
      @franciscofranco5739 4 місяці тому +24

      Well to be fair, it isn’t really that Italy picked a side, it’s a bit more nuanced than that, but for a comedy skit yah that was funny. Lol

    • @lux-splendida
      @lux-splendida 4 місяці тому +4

      @@estebanfernandez4870 no wonder...

  • @ADMusic1999
    @ADMusic1999 4 місяці тому +1914

    USA: “Hey Soviets, you want to race?”
    Soviet Union: “What kind? Arms, space, or global domination?”
    USA: “I was going to say race to WW3, but those sound like good side quests.”

    • @hackman669
      @hackman669 4 місяці тому +46

      Funny US being peace keeper. In reality should have switched US for UK. Brits did more to reform Japan. 😁

    • @ZenKrio
      @ZenKrio 4 місяці тому

      The liberal order makes its money by causing war, that's why they hate the idea of Trump.

    • @JeffCaplan313
      @JeffCaplan313 4 місяці тому +2

      lol

    • @xanderunderwoods3363
      @xanderunderwoods3363 4 місяці тому +2

      This is my favorite comment of all time

    • @Rakkchaser99
      @Rakkchaser99 4 місяці тому

      @@hackman669Your country failed in both world wars until Uncle Sam came and saved your ass both times. Your country can barely maintain its own safety let alone the worlds.

  • @raymond-andrade
    @raymond-andrade 4 місяці тому +4212

    Damn, Zach was willing and able to find this lost historical footage

    • @YHWHthe1
      @YHWHthe1 4 місяці тому +24

      Craaazy 😂

    • @LostToaster
      @LostToaster 4 місяці тому +53

      He was even willing and able to give your comment a heart, truly an inspiration for us all.

    • @IsaiahRichards692
      @IsaiahRichards692 4 місяці тому

      The actual leaders post-ww2 were pretty interesting:
      Germany, Italy and Japan were sat at the kiddie table, too afraid to even speak, the French were eager to take revenge on Germany and the Americans and British were very suspicious of Stalin, a new threat potentially worse than Hitler, who now controlled half of Europe and started making vague threats. China didn’t show up because their civil war had resumed and everyone else was exhausted from fighting.

    • @Guylovesleep6802
      @Guylovesleep6802 4 місяці тому +13

      I know he is quite a willing and able person

    • @KingCodd
      @KingCodd 4 місяці тому +11

      It seems we will never let Zach live the “willing and able” thing down

  • @starflowers1751
    @starflowers1751 4 місяці тому +2163

    Funnily enough it was France who was most "no more germany" after the war. Until everyone else stepped in and said "no, two wrongs dont make a right"

    • @theonebman7581
      @theonebman7581 4 місяці тому +87

      Why am I not surprised

    • @MayoOverlord
      @MayoOverlord 4 місяці тому +195

      Yeah, when you add all the Franco-German rivalry to the Debacle, France was EXTREMELY mad at Germany.

    • @BananaWasTaken
      @BananaWasTaken 4 місяці тому +213

      Similar to the Treaty of Versailles after WW1. France wanted the harshest terms, the USA wanted the least harsh terms and the UK were somewhere in between.

    • @MayoOverlord
      @MayoOverlord 4 місяці тому +166

      @@BananaWasTaken Yeah, after 4 years of grueling fights taking place directly on French soil while the UK and US saw none of the fighting, you can pretty clearly see why France was so angry at Germany.

    • @SamFromItalia
      @SamFromItalia 4 місяці тому

      The top 1% of Germany was in favor of "no more Germany" but the people were still very much German first and foremost, hell it even took until the mid-50s before the Germans on average saw Hitler as being a bad leader.

  • @rodrigoteresa7944
    @rodrigoteresa7944 4 місяці тому +1454

    Fun fact, a guy working at the German embassy in Nanking called Hitler to complain to him that the baby thing was messed up

    • @juzoli
      @juzoli 4 місяці тому +250

      Probably he didn’t know about the whole concentration camp thing, and thought they were the good guys:)
      (Maybe they weren’t even built yet at that time).
      I know many Germans didn’t know about all the war crimes, and felt really embarrassed when they learnt about it.

    • @theonebman7581
      @theonebman7581 4 місяці тому +376

      @@juzoli Even the nazis were shocked and disturbed by the Japanese atrocities tbh
      And I mean the high ranking ones

    • @snomcultist189
      @snomcultist189 4 місяці тому +74

      @theonebman
      Yeah…
      If any of you are strong of stomach read up about unit 731

    • @mrultima9466
      @mrultima9466 4 місяці тому

      ​@@theonebman7581 It's a good thing to use the Nazis agreeing with you as proof of your point.

    • @the_flying_airplane5335
      @the_flying_airplane5335 4 місяці тому +240

      Yeah, imperial Japan gave the Nazis a run for their money in the whole “how evil can humans be” department. We just don’t talk about it as much for some reason. But they were every bit as bad as the nazis if not worse

  • @michaelthayer5351
    @michaelthayer5351 4 місяці тому +1148

    US: "Hey Japan, sorry about those nukes, they're pretty barbaric."
    Japan: "It's alright America."
    China: "They caught babies with bayonets, had competitions who could behead the most civilians, and treated every female above the age of 8 as "comfort" women.
    US: "...I'm sure I had another bomb lying around here somewhere."

    • @Killerean
      @Killerean 4 місяці тому +80

      US Scientists: "So, the wedge didn't work, let's try a screwdriver on that thing..."

    • @sowergamingbro5885
      @sowergamingbro5885 4 місяці тому +40

      Bold of you to assume the U.S would care about that stuff.

    • @sawmill035
      @sawmill035 4 місяці тому +76

      ​@@sowergamingbro5885We clearly don't, which is why you always hear about it on the news just how much that happens in the US... Oh wait it never happens. Weird

    • @sowergamingbro5885
      @sowergamingbro5885 4 місяці тому +52

      @@sawmill035 we be acting like they didn't take the data from the unit 731 experiments and let the perpetrators live Scott free

    • @PicesQ
      @PicesQ 4 місяці тому

      "My Lai massacre" the US caught babies and pregnant women with bayonets but of course you haven't ever heard about that huh

  • @bigyoshi5170
    @bigyoshi5170 4 місяці тому +1620

    Japan: Nukes are cheating…
    America: Nuh uh!

    • @markrodriguez3026
      @markrodriguez3026 4 місяці тому +53

      Japan:the hell you mean Nuh uh

    • @no_name4796
      @no_name4796 4 місяці тому +48

      @@markrodriguez3026 nuh stands for sun, and uh stands for an other sun, just for to be sure

    • @lelouchvibritannia7809
      @lelouchvibritannia7809 4 місяці тому +32

      It’s funny because this kind of attitude persists every single time there is a technological development in a war
      Strap bombs to a plane and drop them on cities? NO! That’s cheating!
      Use mustard gas to clear trenches? That’s foul play!
      Use shotguns in trenches? That’s illegal! Ban the shotgun!
      Send cavalry to hide in a bush and then attack when the enemy least expects it? That’s dishonorable!
      Figure out that if you use a curved stick and some string, you can shoot arrows that fly fast and far? BAN THIS GUY FOR HACKING!
      It’s a tale as old as time

    • @Tethloach1
      @Tethloach1 4 місяці тому +10

      How to win every war:
      1. Nobody is allowed to steal
      2. Copy right war
      USA " Soviets don't steal"
      USSR " okay you caught me"

    • @naijaplayer
      @naijaplayer 4 місяці тому +3

      ​@@no_name4796oops, not dropping 2 suns in a row

  • @user-bb1ti6ct7s
    @user-bb1ti6ct7s 4 місяці тому +943

    Just checked the "baby thing", i didnt even know that was a thing. Humanity really is cruel af

    • @poonalex8008
      @poonalex8008 4 місяці тому +186

      now search up the Nanjing massacre

    • @DrakusLuthos
      @DrakusLuthos 4 місяці тому +178

      Now search up Unit 731.

    • @OmegaQuark
      @OmegaQuark 4 місяці тому +109

      ​@@DrakusLuthosIf you don't want to be able to sleep at night ever again ☣️☠️

    • @dasi2957
      @dasi2957 4 місяці тому +237

      And what’s disappointing, is that Japan mostly denies and do not teach its people of all of its horrific war crimes. Unlike Germany.

    • @aan6112
      @aan6112 4 місяці тому +5

      Uuuuh what keyword should i use to check the babies thing

  • @Hyac1nth
    @Hyac1nth 4 місяці тому +329

    Zach giving Japan too much credit by having them acknowledge what they did XD

    • @claptrap4084
      @claptrap4084 4 місяці тому +20

      They were probably scared we were hiding a 3rd bomb if they didn't fess up

    • @mzou89
      @mzou89 4 місяці тому +26

      @@claptrap4084that’s the funny part, they never fessed up!

  • @cellochick3830
    @cellochick3830 4 місяці тому +338

    The "VOTE GODZILLA" patch that China adds BROKE me 😂

    • @hackman669
      @hackman669 4 місяці тому +5

      Godzilla= nukes post WW2. 😀

  • @oneesama3421
    @oneesama3421 4 місяці тому +814

    "It's okay France, you are safe now."
    "But Germany looks so mad at me!"
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @GiovannaIwishyou
      @GiovannaIwishyou 4 місяці тому +27

      Meanwhile Germany: *Minding it's own business.*

    • @methuselah8885
      @methuselah8885 4 місяці тому +21

      @@GiovannaIwishyou meanwhile Germany: 20% occupied by the French

    • @GiovannaIwishyou
      @GiovannaIwishyou 4 місяці тому +8

      @@methuselah8885 and the rest by UK, USA and SSSR 😅

    • @deinsilverdrac8695
      @deinsilverdrac8695 4 місяці тому

      @@methuselah8885
      and 100% broken, all of their cash is Swizterland proprety now.
      while France hunt down and execute any collabo and german soldier they can find.
      some of them disapear, i wonder where they went ? Do you have any idea Usa ?
      - Usa: (with 20 fake passeports and Us ID and flight ticket to south america, 20 german men in nazi uniform behind, all of them with a dossier saying "classified soviet information") Nooo, do you want a smoothie ?

  • @whatbroicanhave50character35
    @whatbroicanhave50character35 4 місяці тому +548

    Joke at the end killed bro. Love these country meeting videos

    • @Drag0nvil
      @Drag0nvil 4 місяці тому +3

      The Italy one? It actually flew right over my head. Care to explain it to me?

    • @azlanadil3646
      @azlanadil3646 4 місяці тому +20

      @@Drag0nvil “I can’t pick a side”
      The old joke is that Italy kept changing sides during the world wars.
      Before WW1 Italy had a defensive pact with Austria, and Germany, but since Austria started it, they had no reason to help them, and instead sided with the entente.
      During WW2 the Italian government voted out Mussolini and switched sides after the Allies invaded.

    • @no_name4796
      @no_name4796 4 місяці тому +3

      @@azlanadil3646 yes, but what does it means for the menu eating context? was it something like "i can't pick a size", but said bad thus making it seem "i can't pick a side" or what?

    • @claudiostudios9002
      @claudiostudios9002 4 місяці тому +8

      @@no_name4796a side like a side dish, example: fries usually come as a side dish for your hamburger

    • @Drag0nvil
      @Drag0nvil 4 місяці тому

      @@azlanadil3646 O, Only real thing I know of is the whole soft underbelly of Europe thing. So I thoughts boiled socks, then instead of hearing side I heard size and tried to make sense outa that. 😬

  • @s.a.pgames590
    @s.a.pgames590 4 місяці тому +306

    Italy "I have trouble picking a side"
    Everyone else at the table "We know"
    best joke of the video

    • @hackman669
      @hackman669 4 місяці тому +9

      Funny how Italy switched sides during and after WW2 😁

    • @Space_and_history
      @Space_and_history 4 місяці тому +8

      @@hackman669and were kinda indecisive about picking side in ww1

    • @deinsilverdrac8695
      @deinsilverdrac8695 4 місяці тому +2

      meanwhile Spain and Greece : Nothing to see here ..... we didn't had or will have some kind of tyrant fascist regime led by the army, ...... Nice weather isn't it ?

    • @LastThree804
      @LastThree804 4 місяці тому

      As an Italian I can tell you, that the entente and allies were far better bros than the triple alliance and axis.

  • @mausm7534
    @mausm7534 4 місяці тому +236

    As a history nerd, I'm so so happy about the recent content. Inventing math, Washington and Lincoln, now whole countries dropping hilariously specific references, omg this is so much fun.

  • @gerardkeiper2235
    @gerardkeiper2235 4 місяці тому +169

    that last bit was perfect man, the whole thing was funny but that last "We Know" had me rolling

  • @LostToaster
    @LostToaster 4 місяці тому +288

    “EVERYBODY HIT THE DECK!”, I am officially deceased

    • @decreasing_entropy3003
      @decreasing_entropy3003 4 місяці тому +1

      Can you explain the reference?

    • @serpent2776
      @serpent2776 4 місяці тому +5

      @@decreasing_entropy3003 The x-ray video with doctors if they were dentists

    • @decreasing_entropy3003
      @decreasing_entropy3003 4 місяці тому +2

      @@serpent2776 Mind elaborating?

    • @GJMEGA1
      @GJMEGA1 4 місяці тому +13

      @@decreasing_entropy3003 It's a joke from a different one of Zach's videos. The dentist is all about how safe X-rays are but when it's time to use one... well "EVERYBODY HIT THE DECK!".

    • @Tyrian1
      @Tyrian1 4 місяці тому +7

      Rewatch that part with subtitles 😂

  • @chrisjackson1889
    @chrisjackson1889 4 місяці тому +54

    3:21 “I have an idea”
    “You’re ideas lead to World Wars. So we’re not doing that anymore”😂😂😂😂

    • @Lolly4twDasOrginal
      @Lolly4twDasOrginal 2 місяці тому

      And men all over world learned, that if they skrew up at work at home, they'd be out of their responsibilaty. 😂

    • @teodorrada9669
      @teodorrada9669 Місяць тому

      but it was austria :(

  • @dphantom1314
    @dphantom1314 4 місяці тому +60

    I was waiting for the Italy joke and was not disappointed when he delivered it.

  • @ketsuekikumori9145
    @ketsuekikumori9145 4 місяці тому +117

    1:00: "Fun" fact, this actually happened. And yes, there are photos.

    • @Vivicect0r
      @Vivicect0r 4 місяці тому

      Oh yea, also, the special Japanese divisions experimenting on Chinese. Unit 731. Testing stuff like "how much pressure can a human survive before death". A lot of different experiments. A lot of deaths. Later said "scientists" found their places in companies of Japan and USA.

    • @lebrosoprotosszerg8294
      @lebrosoprotosszerg8294 4 місяці тому +27

      and that's not even the worst they did. Zach let them off easy in this vid (though he didn't even really adress Germany's cruelties, so maybe not)

    • @juzoli
      @juzoli 4 місяці тому +55

      @@lebrosoprotosszerg8294Yeah, but everyone knows what Germany did, Japan is “underrated” in this regard.

    • @tonyliu6749
      @tonyliu6749 4 місяці тому +34

      ​@@juzoliI would argue that the post war japanese government's refusal to acknowledge these crimes and claim them as hoax, while chucking the reason of their invasion was 'for oil just like what America today' makes them worse than the nazis.
      Had a conversation with a japanese friend and all she knew about the war was 'That was for oil, right?' Her words.

    • @Waltyworld
      @Waltyworld 4 місяці тому +1

      I know it’s a horrifying fact

  • @antonionnam6594
    @antonionnam6594 4 місяці тому +497

    Israel with the vibes
    "Nahh he's just a roommate i can kick him out"
    The fact you know who he's referring to shows how much of a comedic genius this guy is😂😂

    • @Xeem_Pad
      @Xeem_Pad 4 місяці тому +59

      Well, it's not a secret that Palestine exists...
      But the joke was good

    • @ditoo2002
      @ditoo2002 4 місяці тому

      I think everyone and their inborn kids know that Palestine and Israel are right next to each other

    • @dragonsman4733
      @dragonsman4733 4 місяці тому +56

      tbh I think even people living under rocks know about the whole situation by now,

    • @simoncohen9323
      @simoncohen9323 4 місяці тому

      ​@@Xeem_Paddoes it though was never a independent state there's no evidence it ever actually existed before the Romans changed the name from judea when conquering the Jewish territory shit even the Quran mentions Israel without mentioning Palestine

    • @Sly-Moose
      @Sly-Moose 4 місяці тому +3

      I don't know about it

  • @Cheeseable69
    @Cheeseable69 4 місяці тому +48

    "I'm having trouble picking a side" was the best joke ever.

  • @abamanass8826
    @abamanass8826 4 місяці тому +33

    The roommate joke
    Dark and risky 😅😅
    Love it

  • @f2b962
    @f2b962 4 місяці тому +22

    "we didn't even ask for an encore" got me, I didn't expect it

  • @mjolnir3309
    @mjolnir3309 4 місяці тому +76

    every history class should have to watch this at the beginning of the ww2 segment!

    • @leo-paulgrain3832
      @leo-paulgrain3832 4 місяці тому +14

      Lot of the jokes can only be understood by someone who already know WW2 history, so maybe it would be better at the end of the history class, as a fun conclusion.

    • @mjolnir3309
      @mjolnir3309 4 місяці тому +3

      @leo-paulgrain3832 good point. But i also think it might encourage interest in learning about the things he alludes to.

    • @masterjaye66
      @masterjaye66 4 місяці тому +4

      @@mjolnir3309 watch before learning WW2 and after

    • @hackman669
      @hackman669 4 місяці тому

      Do any history fans realize how much China 🇨🇳 is still reeling from WW2 in our time? After the war China starts creating nukes and building up military. Eventually makes allies with USSR and later Russia. Currently it builds up navy and space program to rival US and Allied forces.

    • @carrott36
      @carrott36 4 місяці тому +1

      It tells a very Americanised side of the story. Britain did have a part in destroying Germany. France was maybe the most anti-Germany. China was having a civil war. It has a meaningless phrase in modern events in Israel with near nothing to do with the subject matter of the video.

  • @Omegod1455
    @Omegod1455 4 місяці тому +19

    The Italy joke at the end truly is the cherry on top cause they were more indecisive then a girl trying to figure out where they want to go for take out/dinner

  • @tillettman
    @tillettman 4 місяці тому +74

    1:10 Germany could say “that was the old leadership”, but in Japan? The leadership at the top stayed the same, they just replaced the next level down.

    • @thedemonofrazgriz3602
      @thedemonofrazgriz3602 4 місяці тому +4

      The allies or at least, the US saw that to be necessary. At least MacArthur put the emperor in his place just by standing next to him

    • @tillettman
      @tillettman 4 місяці тому +4

      @@thedemonofrazgriz3602 Then there was no reason to drop the bombs, as the US knew that the Japanese were ready to surrender on the sole condition that emperor not be deposed. But the US wanted an unconditional surrender, so we dropped the two bombs anyway.

    • @dawsonreum8096
      @dawsonreum8096 4 місяці тому +9

      @@tillettman Not as much as you want to think. They did not "know" if they would. There was the possibility they might have, but many high-ranking Japanese officials wanted to continue fighting even after the US invaded. If the nukes were not dropped, and Japan continued fighting, millions would die from conventional bombing, as well as a conventional invasion by Soviet and American forces. The bombs alone did not cause the Japanese to surrender, but it was the final "tie-breaker" on whether they should or not, with America ready to invade and Soviet forces baring down on them from the west. If the bombs had not been dropped, Japan would have taken more time to surrender, which at that point could have meant at least a few conventional bombing raids would have leveled some Japanese cities, potentially killing as many or more people as the bombs. So, no, they did not know for certain, and if Japan had fought on for even another month, there would have been regular bombing raids on Japanese cities, such as the US did with Tokyo.

    • @kakahass8845
      @kakahass8845 4 місяці тому +1

      @@dawsonreum8096Actually you could argue that the Soviets declaring war was what actually caused them to surrender so the bombs were useless and also even if that is untrue why use them on civilians?

    • @phantominway
      @phantominway 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@kakahass8845 Iirc the bombs were partially also a message to a certain soviet union that had been doing a little less liberating and a little more occupying

  • @karanoelle4819
    @karanoelle4819 4 місяці тому +135

    While it missed a lot of the finer details of history, this gives a VERY accurate representation of the aftermath years leading to the Cold War. In less than 5 minutes. With humor.
    While I don't think this would be a "we should teach our kids using this medium" kind of angle, I think it's a good way to see if they understand the core points.

    • @viktoriafranova750
      @viktoriafranova750 4 місяці тому +5

      broski...

    • @-rockmusiclover-
      @-rockmusiclover- 4 місяці тому +23

      It's a comedy video, not a teaching video for lazy teachers

    • @UnforsakenXII
      @UnforsakenXII 4 місяці тому

      wtf?

    • @kaelanirevyruun1676
      @kaelanirevyruun1676 4 місяці тому +2

      Actually it is a good teaching tool. The only thing is, it should not be used *alone*. Like use this to introduce the topics and then expand the knowledge from there.

    • @samaron8970
      @samaron8970 4 місяці тому +3

      Is it though... I'm pretty sure the Berlin wall was Russia's idea, not Germany's, if I remember my history correctly.

  • @spyingfive
    @spyingfive 4 місяці тому +23

    At least this lead to the invention of instant ramen saving college students ever were

  • @PokefreakMaster333
    @PokefreakMaster333 4 місяці тому +10

    Easily one of your best written skits to date, keep up the great work Zacharoni

  • @ScarletImp
    @ScarletImp 4 місяці тому +16

    Honestly, you just gotta wonder how the heck *that* first meeting post-WWII went down. xD

    • @racool911
      @racool911 4 місяці тому +8

      US: Hey Soviets did you check out our fancy new bomb we used
      SU: Yea, seems pretty destructive.
      US: dw we don't want to use it on you
      SU: mhm yea that's good... (nervously jumpstarts nuclear program)

  • @toastyvibes4874
    @toastyvibes4874 4 місяці тому +4

    Your videos just keep getting better and better

  • @Prince_Sidon
    @Prince_Sidon 4 місяці тому +49

    Clearly Zach picks up his kettle bells instead of a happy meal.
    Damn bro, those guns tho.

  • @kolpyts
    @kolpyts 4 місяці тому +10

    Not mentioning Poland is so damn historically accurate 💀

  • @waltersumofan
    @waltersumofan 4 місяці тому +95

    Speaking of the World, perhaps you're both willing and able to tackle another topic that has gripped the world... incoherent shoe sizes. Like a size 12 here isn't a size 12 there. EUR size goes up while US size goes down wtf. Good luck with UK sizes. There's a 12D and 12E no 12C unfortunately but it's mass hysteria trying to buy shoes online took me 6 tries ... for then Amazon to win with an 11.5Wide. It's just not right. bad segue?

    • @SugarandSarcasm
      @SugarandSarcasm 4 місяці тому +12

      How about women's pant sizes while we're on the subject. There are at least 3 different types in stores here, and it can be difficult to figure it out.
      Or children's shoe sizes... the numbers run backward from adult sizes.
      Fashion is fucked up

    • @namename9998
      @namename9998 4 місяці тому +3

      Piercing sizes go down too

    • @waltersumofan
      @waltersumofan 4 місяці тому +5

      @@SugarandSarcasm Also womens shoes are different than a man shoe size for the same number so that doesn't make sense either. Also there's unisex size, which takes either the womans or mens' size depending on the company. I have a Converse pair that are sold under womens unisex mens UK size 12 womens 14 ...huh? Yeah, child shoes have their own system. Pants and shoes, the Weird Wild West of clothing standards that never made up its mind. This is driving the world insane

    • @lad4830
      @lad4830 4 місяці тому +4

      When I order shoes I know I have to buy 47 1/3 EUR, 12.5 UK and 12 US :D Those are all the same sizes, atleast for adidas which is what I wear mostly. Also it's about the manufacturer, different company different sizes. I know for a fact that nike and adidas have different sizes, You buy one shoe of each that are 47 EUR and they will be noticeably different

    • @user-8395
      @user-8395 4 місяці тому

      You said able and willing wrong

  • @desireemoore7463
    @desireemoore7463 4 місяці тому +2

    This is now my favorite Zach Star video. I love it.

  • @ljubicica7102
    @ljubicica7102 4 місяці тому +4

    This needs a continuation!

  • @mausm7534
    @mausm7534 4 місяці тому +6

    2:49 My "reactions" folder is almost entirely Zach Star screenshots.

  • @Curseddimension
    @Curseddimension 3 місяці тому +1

    That was solid gold!

  • @NyxXeniel
    @NyxXeniel 2 місяці тому +2

    As a south korean the korean section was so funny and real lol

  • @KingCodd
    @KingCodd 4 місяці тому +7

    the in sync we know got me 😂😂😂

  • @Evil.LEAFYY
    @Evil.LEAFYY 4 місяці тому

    Zach makes great videos like this one

  • @dresden9727
    @dresden9727 4 місяці тому +1

    The "hit the deck" was awesome, and Italy's bit was freaking hilarious 😂 Thanks for this!

  • @habadababa31415
    @habadababa31415 4 місяці тому +24

    "It's just a roommate"

  • @docgrey3826
    @docgrey3826 4 місяці тому +7

    Thank you, Zack!

  • @joda7697
    @joda7697 4 місяці тому +12

    3:12 uh, Zach. You might want to cut that part or change it slightly, unless you want your video region locked. Because it is literally illegal to do that gesture in Germany now. A quick "Well, that happened" would probably have a similar impact for the pacing and joke, but much less impact on your video.

    • @Warlock-9
      @Warlock-9 3 місяці тому +2

      the football incident....

    • @Mavve69
      @Mavve69 2 місяці тому +1

      You can’t edit a already uploaded video

    • @gehlesen559
      @gehlesen559 Місяць тому

      Bei der Regierung wird das bald der neue Pflichtgruß.😅

  • @InTenZeGamingHD
    @InTenZeGamingHD 4 місяці тому +17

    Italy at the end got me.

  • @gehlesen559
    @gehlesen559 4 місяці тому +1

    What did I just watch? He spared no one.
    Just brutal.

  • @artOVtrolling
    @artOVtrolling 4 місяці тому +5

    The Nanjing massacre was no joke. It makes me literally uncomfortable thinking about it. The night I first started researching it, I just laid in bed for like 2 hours trying to understand what in the fuck would have to happen to someone to make them, not only willing to do such fucking vile acts to other humans, but to do it with glee and revel in it. And how could there be 150,000 of that person all in the same place at the same time?
    I eventually found the answer and I didn’t like it one bit.

    • @benjaminthibieroz4155
      @benjaminthibieroz4155 2 місяці тому +1

      I read a fictional book once with a slaughter depiction very clearly inspired from those events. Even having researched intensely about it before made me sick for hours. Knowing it was real actually made it worse.
      And damn did I seek an answer, too.

  • @ipcheng8022
    @ipcheng8022 4 місяці тому +1

    Damn every bit hits hard

  • @TheJadedSkeptic
    @TheJadedSkeptic 4 місяці тому +3

    "that was the old leadership..." the Japanese leadership post-WW2 was literally the same group of war criminals that killed over 40 million people in Asia. An Class War criminal that enslaved millions of Chinese and Koreans in Manchuria became the Prime Minister of Japan in 1957, Nobusuke Kishi. His grandson Shinzo Abe also was Prime Minister of Japan.

  • @dr.remerb8011
    @dr.remerb8011 4 місяці тому +5

    Once again Austria successfully put the blame on Germany

  • @xpatches13
    @xpatches13 4 місяці тому +10

    How can something be so accurate and so funny at the same time? Am I going to hell now? =D

  • @cumunist2120
    @cumunist2120 4 місяці тому +4

    Poland: we’re finally free
    Soviets: more like under new management

  • @claravanser7989
    @claravanser7989 4 місяці тому

    Love from France, and thank you for all your funny videos

  • @pkmntrainermark8881
    @pkmntrainermark8881 4 місяці тому +4

    I've heard some messed up stuff about Imperial Japan, but wow, that's some really messed up stuff.

  • @millertime7275
    @millertime7275 4 місяці тому

    Please make this a recurring subseries cause this is brilliant

  • @ReflinWulf
    @ReflinWulf 4 місяці тому

    I hope this series continues

  • @CrazyGamingYT56
    @CrazyGamingYT56 4 місяці тому +6

    Love your content keep up the great work

  • @s1mon8ratt96
    @s1mon8ratt96 4 місяці тому +4

    One of your funniest videos! You should do more like these

  • @EarlofNottingham
    @EarlofNottingham 4 місяці тому +2

    He should have said after the come together thing "Like the babies... and bayonets!"

  • @confused8425
    @confused8425 4 місяці тому +3

    China just chose not to mention unit 731
    and everybody chose to blame germany instead of austria, again.

  • @desrochessimon3044
    @desrochessimon3044 4 місяці тому +8

    This is like an episode of Hetalia.

  • @greatleader4841
    @greatleader4841 4 місяці тому

    as always, a brilliant skit.

  • @collinzink6081
    @collinzink6081 Місяць тому +1

    "Everybody hit the deck!" 😂💀

  • @gauravpathak1883
    @gauravpathak1883 2 місяці тому

    i love you bro
    you inspire me to become an engineer.

  • @TaeSunWoo
    @TaeSunWoo 4 місяці тому +3

    2:30 pick the bottom half. PICK THE BOTTOM HALF

  • @amandathomas0612
    @amandathomas0612 4 місяці тому

    Funny, i really enjoy your comedy!

  • @tc6818
    @tc6818 4 місяці тому +6

    THS is how high school World History class should be taught.

  • @nizukaid3389
    @nizukaid3389 4 місяці тому +4

    Zack is not only able but willing to trigger WW3.

  • @maayansagman5771
    @maayansagman5771 4 місяці тому +1

    Chanukah did come early this year, so props to ya.

  • @xanderunderwoods3363
    @xanderunderwoods3363 4 місяці тому

    This is a masterpiece

  • @johnon4233
    @johnon4233 2 місяці тому +1

    Thanks for including Ireland

  • @jacobmullis8632
    @jacobmullis8632 4 місяці тому +5

    Germany didn’t build the wall, the USSR did lol.

    • @ratatosk8935
      @ratatosk8935 4 місяці тому

      No, our than communist gouvernment in East Germany let it build on their own decision. Before finalizing, there were some informal consultations with the other Warsaw Pact members, but plans and material were already prepared - to much Eastern Germans, 3.5 millions, had left East Germany via West-Berlin to West Germany, it was a massive brain drain for East Germany and a pronlemativ PR for the communist gouvernment obviously.

  • @user-kn9yt2xk9q
    @user-kn9yt2xk9q Місяць тому

    I love the France “hit the deck!”

  • @Meldiocre
    @Meldiocre 4 місяці тому +6

    "We know." HAHAHAHA

  • @judgietalks3452
    @judgietalks3452 4 місяці тому +50

    "What was it that jesus said about neighbors?"😂

    • @GalinaEv
      @GalinaEv 4 місяці тому +7

      Kick the baby?

    • @Guylovesleep6802
      @Guylovesleep6802 4 місяці тому

      I mean actually what did he say?( i am not criestant and have zero bilble knowledge)

    • @big_beethoven
      @big_beethoven 4 місяці тому +9

      @@Guylovesleep6802 “Love thy neighbour”

    • @erobertwicker
      @erobertwicker 4 місяці тому +7

      @@Guylovesleep6802Love your neighbor like you’d love yourself.

    • @elyisusking3603
      @elyisusking3603 4 місяці тому +4

      @@erobertwicker damn, Japan really had that low esteem of themselves?

  • @DimaMuskind
    @DimaMuskind 4 місяці тому

    Golden comedy. Just perfect

  • @maogu1999
    @maogu1999 4 місяці тому +4

    One inaccuracy: it wasn't Germany that built the wall. Not even Stalin. It was Khrushchev

    • @anthonylong9067
      @anthonylong9067 4 місяці тому +2

      Progress would have kept stallin’ under stalin……
      Get it?
      ……
      Ok I’ll leave

  • @mosin_boi
    @mosin_boi 2 місяці тому +1

    When I was in the army, we were served this stale bread made into toast with some smudge that looked (and tasted) like someone wiped their ass with it.
    Dead ass, the brits loved it. I invited a brit to my apartment once and a simple soup I made (with seasonings) was the best thing he ever tasted. ITS CALLED PARSLEY, THOMAS!

  • @orcaolivegames
    @orcaolivegames 4 місяці тому

    "I'm having trouble picking a side"
    Took me a second, but its perfect

  • @anacondafilms
    @anacondafilms 4 місяці тому +2

    1:08
    Unfortunatly this is actually true

  • @morkovija
    @morkovija 4 місяці тому +2

    Starting the year strong! Willing and able!

  • @Charle596
    @Charle596 4 місяці тому

    4:27 Wonderful Choice Ireland

  • @DarkKnight-bo6gh
    @DarkKnight-bo6gh 4 місяці тому +1

    i saw the thumbnail and im like nah i got to watch this

  • @saiga12forme88
    @saiga12forme88 4 місяці тому

    That ending line was HILARIOUS!

  • @brandonwong8614
    @brandonwong8614 4 місяці тому

    "But I'm having trouble picking a side" ha that's a good one

  • @chrisjackson1889
    @chrisjackson1889 4 місяці тому +4

    4:29 Fun Fact😂

  • @user-cd4bx6uq1y
    @user-cd4bx6uq1y 2 місяці тому

    Watched 3 videos about Washington and Lincoln series now I'm here lol

  • @elrickyspanih
    @elrickyspanih 4 місяці тому +28

    This man should have a Million subs

    • @Dr._Bo
      @Dr._Bo 4 місяці тому +1

      Amen

    • @shrankai7285
      @shrankai7285 4 місяці тому

      he does on his main channel

    • @PythonicIe
      @PythonicIe 4 місяці тому

      he does, on his math and physics channel, which happens to be his main channel. Still hard to believe this guy is a STEM student

  • @Acion_89
    @Acion_89 4 місяці тому

    Had the biggest smile watching this lol.

  • @matteorossi1619
    @matteorossi1619 2 місяці тому

    As and Italian, the final was so unespected and perfect. Italy was always like that lol

  • @epicgamingbros7009
    @epicgamingbros7009 Місяць тому

    I love the references, like Japan surprising America and Italy not picking a side

  • @elcubanoycolombiano
    @elcubanoycolombiano 3 місяці тому

    “Yo guys remember, *This action* ?

  • @Splendidpizzatommy
    @Splendidpizzatommy 4 місяці тому

    We were just talking about this in history class

  • @plague568
    @plague568 4 місяці тому +3

    Unrealistic! japan would never acknowledge their warcrines during ww2.
    But seriously this video was good.

  • @braydoxastora5584
    @braydoxastora5584 4 місяці тому +2

    Damn thats intense shade thrown at france. What did they ever donto you?

    • @aliya6158
      @aliya6158 4 місяці тому

      what intense shade?) French can only fight with their women, and only after war) American soldiers were very impressed by French fighting crowd skills, so brave, 10 men vs one stripped forcefully shaved woman😁

  • @user-mi5oc2kn1b
    @user-mi5oc2kn1b 4 місяці тому +2

    I didn’t even notice the vote godzilla the first time💀

  • @chadasonmcgraw8097
    @chadasonmcgraw8097 2 місяці тому

    Funny and true!

  • @Iron_Clad_Shorts
    @Iron_Clad_Shorts Місяць тому +1

    France learnt thier mistake of treating Germany after WW1