**Endometriosis Meaning from Google** Its a disease in which tissue similar to the lining of the uterus grows outside the uterus......holy shit that sound fucken horrible 😂
Simply put, your uterus pulls out extra tissue and sticks everything near the área, plus, The hormones that cause inflammation and contraction. Yes, those join the war
In a world with magic, you can of course simply heal it with magic. And just casting it like that wouldn't likely do much at first. Just cast power word: pain or whatever.
I know 3 women who have this and man that's borderline a war crime. Between violent pain, constant bleeding, and the inability to do anything for days. This is a war crime!
A very desperate wizard in the back using his spells strictly for counter spell: "No no no no oh god no NO!! What the buck is wrong with you guys?! What happened to fire ball?!"
@@miriamweller812adventurers do it all the time. Any adventurer worth their salt should be able to recover from being nearly killed with a good nights sleep.
Right? We got mages out here throwing testicular torsion and endometriosis and, Mystra forbid, mend butt crack. Ran into a sorcerer the other day and was actually relieved when she only popped Power Word: Kill.
Nah id rather pass like a golfball than deal with my testes twisting together and dying Or having to deal with endometriosis (especially as a male because like i dont have a uterus. I dont want to deal with how sensitive that tissue is) At least with a kidney stone. Painkillers will help, these 2 seem to just be straight nerve pain
@@C.DickeyI had to have a hysterectomy last November because of a combination of Endometriosis and its even worse sister condition Adenomyosis (Endometriosis INSIDE the uterus muscle). It was hell, pure hell. Between the never ending period and the sheer pain, I wouldn't wish it on anyone.
WHO: Endometriosis is a disease in which tissue similar to the lining of the uterus grows outside the uterus. It can cause severe pain in the pelvis and make it harder to get pregnant. Endometriosis can start at a person’s first menstrual period and last until menopause. With endometriosis, tissue similar to the lining of the uterus grows outside the uterus. This leads to inflammation and scar tissue forming in the pelvic region and (rarely) elsewhere in the body.
i just had two surgeries because i had stage 4 endometriosis and it had covered my entire pelvic floor including my bladder and rectum (which had started to become fused together by scar tissue) and it was creeping out towards my intestines, turning the things on the war path necrotic. just because i don't have a uterus anymore doesn't mean i can't get it again, so this spell is my worst nightmare.
Yikes. I’m sorry you had to go through all of that! Only possible positive thing I can say is that endo seems to be talked about more lately and has been linked to fusobacterium, so perhaps more treatment options are on the way? Antibiotics could potentially be used as part of treatment in the future
@@zacharyfeehan832 I remember reading that the irl reason was because people turning toward evil rituals to get back at people who did them wrong was a very real source of problems in some places long ago. In a world where the police is a 16 years old guy with a spear and is more likely to assault you then solve your problems, your ways to put an end to people finding their childrens, pets and cattles rearrenged in a macabre bad luck charm in the woods are rather limited, so that checks out as far as I'm concerned.
All theses wizards and witches casting "Testicular Torsion" and "Endometriosis" I cast: "Watching your self from another time line having a healthy relationship with their friends and family, and all the things you ever held so dear turn to whispers in your ear!"
Somewhere in a universe where this is a thing, there is definitely a wizard version of the Geneva convention. And no one messes with the wizard analog of Canada.
People really gotta remember how restrained and nice wizards are. If we wanted to be mean we'd cast scrotal lymphadema or Volcanis Pneumoconiosis(Pneumonia but with burning hot ash as the infection not fluids)
Welllll not exactly...endometrial cells have been found in bones, marrow, joints, tendons, ligaments...they can go just about anywhere in the body with endometriosis 😅 they've been in the heart, brain, and lungs before, too. They also still go through cycles in reaction to hormones. The person who had them in their lungs would cough up a little bit of blood during their periods. The cells can also cause adhesions, making things get kinda fused together, so it could absolutely prevent joints from moving properly. There's a reason it's being called to border on war crimes in the comments 😂🤣
Shit Vicious mockery would just add on to the psychological damage which is just icing on that shit 8 layer cake that is that medical condition. On a crit fail of Vicious mockery for someone with that affliction your probably getting said affliction too as payback. Misery loves company after all. Worse part is that it’s not a gender specific medical condition it will affect male and female characters equally and is hereditary.
"I CAST, TOURETTES OF THY BROWN NOTE!" now the victim has tourettes but instead of bodily or vocal ticks, they just let loose a note so loud and deep it causes all nearby to "Brown" their pantaloons.
It isn't as immeditately debilitating, but having every cleric tell them its a fake curse they made up because they're lazy, will eventually drive them to the brink of madness.
If I had a nickel every time a wizard made a spell that inflicted unbearable pain on someone's genitals, I would have two nickels. Which is weird it happened twice. I don't count Instant Brazilian Wax because it can go anywhere that you have hair, and kidney stones target the bladder first, with damage to the genitals being a byproduct of humans needing to piss from the same location.
That grunt of pain I feel came from someone dealing with indescribably bad period pain that forced them to hold in their voice not in fear of screaming but in so much pain all they can mange to get out is a whimpering grunt of pain most people won’t or hopefully won’t experience like them.
Endometriosis is clearly a more powerful spell than testicular torsion. Testicular torsion can only be cast on individuals with testicles, but endometriosis only means uterine tissue growing outside of the uterus, making it a non sex specific curse
@@arthurpprado no no, my point is endometriosis only means uterine lining growing where it’s not supposed to. Technically that’s anywhere but a uterus. So endometriosis *could* occur in, oh I don’t know, a random guy’s lower stomach and that would be where uterine lining isn’t supposed to be.
@@smartaleckduck4135 Is it a true scientific thing or is it just because "magic"? Edit: Not talking about Endometriosis. I am talking about whether men can get it irl, or it is spell that can give it to them because it is magic. Because i don't think biologically males can get endometriosis. Even if they somehow get uterine tissues in some places of their body, the brain just would not use them because there are no female hormones.
I'd be the wizard to cast minor inconveniences like Constantly warm pillow, favorite glass broken, lost sock, soap sputter (where your shampoo bottle is never out of soap, but it sputters like it is) etc.
Nah man that’s a business. You know how many women would pay for that. Read some comments about endometriosis and you see women trying to get one and can’t. Yikes
@@diegoviniciomejiaquesada4754 Do You mean a radical hysterectomy? And yes, you can still have it even if they remove EVERYTHING. There is no cure for endometriosis. Endometriosis tissue (which exists outside the uterus and grows on other organs, in extreme cases even the heart and brain) creates its own estrogen independently of the ovaries, so it's self-sustaining. Endometriosis (though treated like just a reproductive condition) acts very similarly to cancer in the way that it spreads, (and again), self-sustains, and grows back even after surgeries.
Were tiptoeing the line between unfortunate curses and war crimes here.
Imagine all three, at once.
@@TheDenofBadgersit'll take a screenshot.
I CAST INFINITE FUNNY BONE NERVE ACTIVATION
I cast upon thee, QUICK CRAMPS
The unforgivable curses I daresay.
**Endometriosis Meaning from Google** Its a disease in which tissue similar to the lining of the uterus grows outside the uterus......holy shit that sound fucken horrible 😂
it causes severe pain during your period, like worse than regular pain. Id literally die.
@@a_fancypersonxx8908 felt it before 😭 I was screaming and crying on my bed 😭👍🏽
@@emperorkane317 No, hormones trigger your period. Endometriosis is a condition that makes period pain WAY WORSE.
@@vaporeon1166 YEOUCH IM SORRY-
Everyone run!!!
Endometriosis = your organs fuse inside you because your uterus is a bizch
OH MU GOD!!!
The organs do what.
Simply put, your uterus pulls out extra tissue and sticks everything near the área, plus, The hormones that cause inflammation and contraction. Yes, those join the war
They do what now
Cuz of the scar tissue, right?
...The worst part is that saying the word 'Endometriosis' DOES legitimately sound like you're casting a spell on someone.
No lie
As someone with Endometriosis, I can confirm this is an absolutely brutal spell to cast on spmeone
In a world with magic, you can of course simply heal it with magic.
And just casting it like that wouldn't likely do much at first.
Just cast power word: pain or whatever.
@@miriamweller812 so you're basically saying ... to take a Pamprin spell... well there are some spells that won't work
still not sure its that bad compared to mend butt crack
@@aaronmontgomery2055you're male of course you would think that
this isn't a spell, the Geneva Convention would list endometriosis as a magical war crime here LOL
I know 3 women who have this and man that's borderline a war crime. Between violent pain, constant bleeding, and the inability to do anything for days. This is a war crime!
Just be happy the witch didn’t have a sidekick to cast pmdd
No borderline about it, that's full on war crime territory.
Geneva suggestions, not Geneva conventions~
@@mileonaslionclaw2525exactly
@@mileonaslionclaw2525I scream
You scream
We all scream
At the terrible house fire at the family reunion
The worst part is the chance the healer in the group might go 'it's just period pain, they'll be fine'
....and gets punched in the stomach right after! 😂
@@Logitah a punch is not enough.
@@HisameArtwork well several punches by the rest of the party then. 😉
The cleric starts clutching his testicles in ABSTRACT PAIN.
@@Logitah... So hard that his spine flies out of his back.
Jesus Christ, that's a war crime
She casted “full body Charlie horse!”
A very desperate wizard in the back using his spells strictly for counter spell: "No no no no oh god no NO!! What the buck is wrong with you guys?! What happened to fire ball?!"
A wizard raised by vikings: at least I didn't cast instant blood eagle
What would be overall worse anyway. People act like having your whole body burned is something you could easily shrug off.
@@miriamweller812adventurers do it all the time. Any adventurer worth their salt should be able to recover from being nearly killed with a good nights sleep.
I cast fireballs!
@@miriamweller812 Because the fire ball incinerates you instantly, those spells don't even kill you which opens you up to more pain later.
These wizards have lost their damn mind. I cast fireball like Mystra intended!
Right? We got mages out here throwing testicular torsion and endometriosis and, Mystra forbid, mend butt crack. Ran into a sorcerer the other day and was actually relieved when she only popped Power Word: Kill.
Counter point, making a man's prostate explode tends to get the point across much more effectively then a fireball.
@@evilsclone2499 fireball kills twelve guys, vs maiming one. I think it elucidates my point nicely.
Hear me out I CAST FLAMING BALLS. A perfect mix
I cast "explosion" like megumin
...I just realized how horrifying a medical professional wizard would be...
the agonized gulping sound is fr THE best "endemitriosis" sound effect i've ever heard. Grade A
How many different endometriosis sound effects *have* you heard? D:
This, THEN the wax.
I wouldn’t even use that as a punishment in hell
NOT ON THE FLESH!!
The real hells are the ones made by mankind itself.
On the same area
AND THEN MEND BUTTCRACK
@@DragoLeotaurn and then prostate cancer
I cast SOME FUCKING MERCY ,GOD DAYUM WOMAN.
Golden comment right here
💀💀 bro thats straight up crime aganist humanity
All you D&D enthusiasts sound like super villains and I just simply love it. I can't wait to hear more as I used to try to play this too
I cast YOUR CLOTHES ARE FILLED WITH SPIDERS AND CENTIPEDES
Nah man, at my DND group I casted "Reverse Kidney Stone" and the D.M couldn't/didn't know how to respond for a bit.
Congratulations... you healed the overlord from... kidney stones?
@@coutou5302 nah I'd guess it's the opposite of pass kidney stones, therefore a random stone is forced up the wrong direction
As a DM, that is horrifyingly genius...
@@michaelu3055 so like... sounding
You sir are an artist and a scholar in the ways of fantasy torture. I tip my hat to you.
"OoOh I cAsT eNdOmEtRiOsIs" "OoOh I cAsT tEsTiCuLaR tOrSiOn"
I CAST ABSURDLY MASSIVE KIDNEY STONE
Nah id rather pass like a golfball than deal with my testes twisting together and dying Or having to deal with endometriosis (especially as a male because like i dont have a uterus. I dont want to deal with how sensitive that tissue is)
At least with a kidney stone. Painkillers will help, these 2 seem to just be straight nerve pain
I cast, box jellyfish intestinal lining, followed by mend butt crack.
That, then WAX, then mend buttocks
@@C.DickeyI had to have a hysterectomy last November because of a combination of Endometriosis and its even worse sister condition Adenomyosis (Endometriosis INSIDE the uterus muscle). It was hell, pure hell.
Between the never ending period and the sheer pain, I wouldn't wish it on anyone.
@@C.Dickeyhave you ever passed a large kidney stone before?
My personal favorite combo: First you cast Mend Buttcrack then Explosive Diaherra. The look on your DMs face will be PRICELESS.
OOF, WHY WOULD UA-cam RECOMMEND ME THIS WHILE IM DYING OF CRAMPS LMFAO 😭
WHO:
Endometriosis is a disease in which tissue similar to the lining of the uterus grows outside the uterus. It can cause severe pain in the pelvis and make it harder to get pregnant.
Endometriosis can start at a person’s first menstrual period and last until menopause.
With endometriosis, tissue similar to the lining of the uterus grows outside the uterus. This leads to inflammation and scar tissue forming in the pelvic region and (rarely) elsewhere in the body.
Thank you! I didn't want to google it so I scouted the comments for someone like you.
I wish I didn't know that now
A family member of mine has it. It is excruciating. Also emotionally crushing because of the fertility issues it causes.
I have it.
This animation is accurate.
Good day to all.
Yikes so it’s the female version of testicular torsion
I think I invented the cursed spell that would finally become an actual war crime
Maggot Marrow
Yeah, God would definitely ban you from the server
Oh fuck that's terrifying
?
@@rfacproductions6552 maggots in your bones
@GardaSikandar no no, stay, I insist.
I think Geneva would like to have a word with her
“I cast Appendicitis!!!”
You monster
Someone should make a complimation from testicular tortion to whatever one we're on now
Endometriosis
@@gunteraffeldagen2803 Fallopian Torsion
They did
I cast Fallopian Torsion
Testicular cancer
i just had two surgeries because i had stage 4 endometriosis and it had covered my entire pelvic floor including my bladder and rectum (which had started to become fused together by scar tissue) and it was creeping out towards my intestines, turning the things on the war path necrotic.
just because i don't have a uterus anymore doesn't mean i can't get it again, so this spell is my worst nightmare.
Yikes. I’m sorry you had to go through all of that!
Only possible positive thing I can say is that endo seems to be talked about more lately and has been linked to fusobacterium, so perhaps more treatment options are on the way? Antibiotics could potentially be used as part of treatment in the future
Holy shit. What a horrifying progression. I'm glad you survived.
What the actual fuck. Glad you're okay oh my goodness
Bro I think they should invent a stage 5 if it was that bad and still growing.
Ouch- hope you are ok now
I cast: CHILDBIRTH OF A WHOLE ADULT
good luck recovering from that
Kiwis: Jokes on you, that’s normal!
I love the voice acting in this, VERY good.
And they wonder why the church banned magic.
Yup. When you make Medieval Torture that People thought exist like the Iron Maiden actually look humane
Such magic is definitely not holy
"Noooo witches are good, you're just bigoted and close minded."
After seeing this?
Sure buddy, sure...
@@zacharyfeehan832 I remember reading that the irl reason was because people turning toward evil rituals to get back at people who did them wrong was a very real source of problems in some places long ago.
In a world where the police is a 16 years old guy with a spear and is more likely to assault you then solve your problems, your ways to put an end to people finding their childrens, pets and cattles rearrenged in a macabre bad luck charm in the woods are rather limited, so that checks out as far as I'm concerned.
@@timmorin6657 Making excuses for the unholy, are we?
All theses wizards and witches casting "Testicular Torsion" and "Endometriosis"
I cast: "Watching your self from another time line having a healthy relationship with their friends and family, and all the things you ever held so dear turn to whispers in your ear!"
Who hurt you?
Evil.
YOU BUTT!
I cast infinite stuttering!!
Th-that's a f-f-fucking war cr-crime, same for t-t-t-that fucker with endless stut-stut-stuttering
Oooh, you want to cast Endometriosis huh?
*I CAST… REVERSE LIPOSUCTION!!*
Hey woah woah.
We're only super villains and evil chaos demons.
Not bad people.
"ok google, what is endometriosis?"
.
.
.
"OH MY FCKING GOD!"
Somewhere in a universe where this is a thing, there is definitely a wizard version of the Geneva convention.
And no one messes with the wizard analog of Canada.
The Wizard version of the Geneva Suggestion sounds like a nice read.
--Canadians
yeah it is called mommy mystra with a spank
What an.. absurdly specific spell 😂
Endometriosis is the female equivalent of Testicular Torsion.
I CAST UNWARRANTED CIRCUMCISION
That spell gets cast way too often.
I cast regrow foreskin and mend foreskin so it seals over the head
@therealgooseman2358 we can also combine this with Formication
I CAST ITCHY BONES
I CAST MEND BUTTCRACK THEN DISATERIST DIARRHEA
People really gotta remember how restrained and nice wizards are. If we wanted to be mean we'd cast scrotal lymphadema or Volcanis Pneumoconiosis(Pneumonia but with burning hot ash as the infection not fluids)
That's creative and awful. 👍😁
I cast heat air. In your lungs!
Idk man testicular torsion is pretty awful and evil on the wizards part
Did someone mention Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
2 weeks ago i cast heat metal on a cod peace >B )
Spell has 10% chance of failure based on female warrior population
This is beyond sadistic and cruel
The skeleton lord is once again immune to your pathetic mortal charms 💀
Cast Moopsy
But is he immune to ITCHY BONES!!
I cast Osteoporosis into the skeleton lord mwhahahaha
Welllll not exactly...endometrial cells have been found in bones, marrow, joints, tendons, ligaments...they can go just about anywhere in the body with endometriosis 😅 they've been in the heart, brain, and lungs before, too. They also still go through cycles in reaction to hormones. The person who had them in their lungs would cough up a little bit of blood during their periods. The cells can also cause adhesions, making things get kinda fused together, so it could absolutely prevent joints from moving properly. There's a reason it's being called to border on war crimes in the comments 😂🤣
Itchy bones, osteoporosis...but what about...BONE-ITIS???
How to deal with all of these spells:
“I cast counter spell!”
"No U"
A cast "REVERSAL OF UNO" 🎩 🪄 🔮 ✨️
"Reflect"
I counter your counter spell! Muhahahaha!
Jokes on you, I love counting
And it's sister spells, "Stop Being Dramatic", "Periods Are Supposed to Hurt", "Its All In Your Head" and "Have You Tried Losing Weight?"
Vicious Mockery has never been so devastating.
Throw in Phantom Force for extra delusion and invalidation. 😢
Shit Vicious mockery would just add on to the psychological damage which is just icing on that shit 8 layer cake that is that medical condition. On a crit fail of Vicious mockery for someone with that affliction your probably getting said affliction too as payback. Misery loves company after all. Worse part is that it’s not a gender specific medical condition it will affect male and female characters equally and is hereditary.
I cast "HYPERDONTIA"
Yes, disease names do sound a LOT like spells
"I cast 'AVULSION!'"
You'll be happier not looking that up.
@@TheNeoVid I'd like to say I saw worse, but that would be a lie
"I CAST, TOURETTES OF THY BROWN NOTE!"
now the victim has tourettes but instead of bodily or vocal ticks, they just let loose a note so loud and deep it causes all nearby to "Brown" their pantaloons.
Lmao I can't believe I get this reference
Lol😊
Nurgle would be proud
genuinely struggling to comprehend the meaning of this sentence ngl
@@jaydenwilton5279
South Park brown note.
Wizard: "I cast cluster headache."
Satan: "...I'd like to apply for an apprenticeship, please."
I have this, and can confirm- that’s crossing some sort of secret wizard line
I cast PROLAPSED URETHRA with Power Word INTENSE VACUUM BLADDER!!!
unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately) Power Word spells have to be exactly 4 letters. That's why the most prominent Power Words are Stun and Kill
I use the power word SHIT, have fun with that
I CAST “TERATOMA”
Wizard 1: "The hell is that.... kissing... sound?"
Wizard 2: "Help..."
I CAST ITCHY BONES AND EXPOSED NERVE ENDINGS
Ooh you cast endometriosis? Well I cast exposed nerves!
You know, you don't NEED to one-up everyone.
I cast gaslight gaslighter!
Ooh, you cast exposed nerves.... I CAST... *INSTANT ORGASM!*
I cast *EVERLASTING COMMON COLD!!!*
I CAST... ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION!!!
I cast UNKNOWN DISEASE THAT DOCTORS SAY IS ANXIETY!
Actual Evil Spellcaster
Love how this trend actually educates me on new terms
Real
Screw that noise, I cast POTS to make the other wizards walk in my shoes forever
It isn't as immeditately debilitating, but having every cleric tell them its a fake curse they made up because they're lazy, will eventually drive them to the brink of madness.
AIGHT IM REVOKING YOUR WIZARDING CARD! THIS IS A CRIME
Power Word POTS!
@mintybunny9055 nice try but I've already given you several autoimmune disorders
My POTS has gotten a lot easier to deal with now that I'm on the right medication. I can actually maintain my ability to see when I stand up now.
If I had a nickel every time a wizard made a spell that inflicted unbearable pain on someone's genitals, I would have two nickels. Which is weird it happened twice.
I don't count Instant Brazilian Wax because it can go anywhere that you have hair, and kidney stones target the bladder first, with damage to the genitals being a byproduct of humans needing to piss from the same location.
I'm dying of laughter while the pain invades me xD
I apreciate it.
It’s the confused “huh?” right before the spell hits for me
"OoOoOh I cAsT EnDoMeTrIoSiS I cAsT-"
*i cast constant nerve pinching*
You monster
The pain is so intense you're either passed out or wish you were and it last the entire day or more every month
"I cast sudden lobotomy!!"
Now that's just evil
I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.
I would.
Then they aren't your enemy
Get better enemies!
I wouldn’t as my enemies aren’t woman
@@The_real_Courier_6They have nutts, try and laugh 😈
Roommate needed to see this and it made her day. Thanks!
Lmao it already sounds like a spell 😂
I cast GUN, prepare to meet GOD
Don't let him be a squidnapper!
That's "belly full of lead".
Oh, you cast endometriosis? Then I CAST ETERNAL MILD HEADACHE!!
Already have it
eternal migrane
That could take down a god
your spell failed, target already under the effect
@blackslime_5408 Then I cast: ANNOYING-SONG-THAT-KEEPS-PLAYING-IN YOUR-HEAD-BUT-CAN'T-FIGURE OUT-THE-NAME-OF!!!
That was the most EVIL SPELL someone could have imagined!
I felt my abdomen tense up just from comprehending the mere idea
That grudge was too personal
That grunt of pain I feel came from someone dealing with indescribably bad period pain that forced them to hold in their voice not in fear of screaming but in so much pain all they can mange to get out is a whimpering grunt of pain most people won’t or hopefully won’t experience like them.
*I CAST BRAIDED NERVES*
Do I even want to know?
Absolutely not, jail. JAIL. BONK.
Don't we already have some of those though?
I cast “constant migraine!”
*I CAST DEAFENING TINNITUS*
This video is basically an Endometriosis Awareness campaign now.
Endometriosis is short for "I cast whole body period"
The strongest and most painful paralyze spell i've ever seen cast. Immeasurably effective.
How about, octo nervous system - there are now nine brains, 9 entire brains in one body. Let's see how hard it is to be an octopus
If some cast this on you, you are well within your right to cast leprosy on them.
Cast every disease at once, heck it doesn't even take that much incantation. Just say I cast all diseases, and then they're cooked
I'm surprised the wizards have a broad variety of spells 😂
Kiyru will be having a wizard battle with you as response of your mockery.
I love that you get emotional during these analysis
whitey from 8 crazy nights: That's not only a technical foul ... but possibly a war crime
Vlad the impailer, the chinese, the japoanese, the vikings: ☝🤓
I cast dementia!
I cast dementia!
I cast dementia!
I cast dementia!
I cast dementia!
I cast dementia!
I cast RETROACTIVE MISCAST!!
I cast 9 mm
That's like several swords stabbing you from the inside! 😱
Your spell is ineffective on grass type humans, but supereffective on ice type people.
"I cast weld urethra"
slow down satan
I cast “mend ventricles”
Endometriosis is clearly a more powerful spell than testicular torsion. Testicular torsion can only be cast on individuals with testicles, but endometriosis only means uterine tissue growing outside of the uterus, making it a non sex specific curse
That doctors, according to comments on endometriosis vids, don’t take seriously.
Here is the thing, tho. To have endometriosis, you need to have a uterus
@@arthurpprado no no, my point is endometriosis only means uterine lining growing where it’s not supposed to. Technically that’s anywhere but a uterus. So endometriosis *could* occur in, oh I don’t know, a random guy’s lower stomach and that would be where uterine lining isn’t supposed to be.
@@smartaleckduck4135 Is it a true scientific thing or is it just because "magic"?
Edit: Not talking about Endometriosis. I am talking about whether men can get it irl, or it is spell that can give it to them because it is magic. Because i don't think biologically males can get endometriosis. Even if they somehow get uterine tissues in some places of their body, the brain just would not use them because there are no female hormones.
@@smartaleckduck4135See, that's what I was hoping for, I was hoping she was casting it on a guy. 😂 Surprise!
Wizards really been unlocking their full pain potential lately
That you died soon be having me in ptsd flashbacks
Oh, man, I have GOT to put this in an HP fanfic.
As a man, reading what that is… caused parts of me, THAT I DONT EVEN HAVE, to hurt. God bless women.
If you wanna be SUPER technical… you do technically have a Uterus. I’m pretty sure it turns into the testicles but I could be wrong.
Go read about testicular distortion...
Endo is mid compared
@@JohnDoe-qh5xg Ya think yer tuff, eh, buckaroo? I CAST PHYSICAL BRAIN EXPANSION! *or in simpler terms…* INSTANT STROKE!
@@elijahsteele9170no you’re right it’s why there’s a line in the middle of the pouch
@@elijahsteele9170 Half right: the testes are closer to the ovaries, though.
HOLY SHI- *adds this to the list of forbidden spells cause WHYYYYYY*
I'd be the wizard to cast minor inconveniences like Constantly warm pillow, favorite glass broken, lost sock, soap sputter (where your shampoo bottle is never out of soap, but it sputters like it is) etc.
Holy crap that last one made me feel personally attacked, this is good
The girl be like: I cast hysterectomy!!!
Nah man that’s a business. You know how many women would pay for that. Read some comments about endometriosis and you see women trying to get one and can’t. Yikes
You can still have endo with a hysterectomy. For some people it may help the symptoms, but it's not a cure
@@Panda72021 Not if it was an Hyste Radical!
@@diegoviniciomejiaquesada4754 Do You mean a radical hysterectomy?
And yes, you can still have it even if they remove EVERYTHING. There is no cure for endometriosis.
Endometriosis tissue (which exists outside the uterus and grows on other organs, in extreme cases even the heart and brain) creates its own estrogen independently of the ovaries, so it's self-sustaining.
Endometriosis (though treated like just a reproductive condition) acts very similarly to cancer in the way that it spreads, (and again), self-sustains, and grows back even after surgeries.
@@Panda72021 wtf?!? Isn't that shit cancer then?!? I mean, it is called "endometriosis" because it is located in the endometrium.
As someone with endometriosis, all I have to say is this constitutes as a war crime. xD These just keep getting better.
Period cramps OUCH!!! She just made that fight personal. When she feels better she is gonna kill her.
I cast your toes are always just barley touching each other and now you are aware of that disturbing fact
UGH
Eeeew! Why?!?!
@@Logitah I cast you are now aware of where your tongue is in your mouth
I cast "your mouth has a flavor"
@@joseph7471 I cast you are now aware of where your tongue is in your mouth
I CAST ETERNAL PERIOD CRAMPS
Bro don't be evil here
What level of pain tho?
@@rubysh2990 I’ll be nice and say 5 with bloating
@@JayAshBranAudioScripts add some nausea to confus the opponent
"i cast TESTICULAR TORSION" said dumbeldore very calmly
Oh. Oh no. My life was far better when I didn't know what that is.
I cast Enlarge Kidney Stones! Then... Mold Earth!
And then from there, turn them into tiny needles
@@Thefoxtheory01 No Make them Barbed
This is the most fucked thing I've ever heard
@@Ashes-001 *Insert maniacal laughter here*
Don't mold them! Just cast Enlarge Kidney Stones again...and again... *and don't stop*
I cast Ingrown Hairs.
Which hairs, you ask?
*ALL OF THEM!*
Oof, that's sadistic.
You monster
Bro ....... what the fuq
Oh god
Eyelashes
*Bro said OOF!*
I cast my hell! *It makes whoever it hits ever so slightly dizzy that after a while they get nauseous*