I can confirm as a fish keeper that some fish do enjoy a good current to play in. Other fish that are less capable of swimming fast still like a good flow but just not anything that will blow them around too much. Think of it as a hamster wheel, the fish can swim "long" distances without needing too much space.
The "turned into a dog at school" bit has the same energy as the guy who got turned into a cow in The Emperor's New Groove "Hey, I've been turned into a cow... Can I go home?" "You're excused."
In the fork section, I thought “Aren’t Tritdents just a very long pointy fork, and does that make spears just long one pronged fork, and does that make staffs just long one pronged pointless wooden forks, and does that make javelins just long throwable one pronged fork, and doesn’t that make pens and pencils one pronged writing forks that you can use for stabbing only if your John Wick?” And you can do this forever until a jellyfish is just a wobbly clear 4-200 venomous pronged alive forks EDIT Duel wielded swords are just a very sharp two pronged fork cut in half
Fun fact: bruised bananas are actually the best bananas to use for baking because they're way sweeter than ripe ones, so if you don't like the look of bruised bananas, mush them up and make banana loaf.
As a kid i used to eat only bruised bananas. Hear me out. To me those tasted superior because the brown areas actually taste really sweet. Much sweeter than the normal areas wich is cool. AND everyone else thought they were bad so i had those bruised bananas to myself. If anyone ever wanted the last banana i just waited until it got bruised so then they would be like ,,Ew uhh you can have it''. This plan worked flawlessly
That's completely fair I would have given you so many bananas I can't stand the dark spots and used to have zero tolerance for them, people used to tell me they tasted like honey but it didn't stop me from avoiding every single dark spot
“Why are bugs always pregnant?” I think what past Jaiden meant was that at lot of people say whenever flies land somewhere they lay eggs, which would make them always pregnant.
Ohhh same my 74 kids are love currents but 6 passed and billy fell into the deep water and got into seaweed. Landon turned into a female. Taylor and lilith have a lot of sand dollars and 16 of my kid are pregnant plus my husbands cheating on me with his sister soo i just have my eggs now🐟🐠🐡
Yeah, my unicorn babies love to get washed away by the current. They say "Help me" while doing it, I don't really know what that means so I think they like it. Maybe. But, do you know when they'll come back? I understand it may be fun and all, but dinner is getting cold.
THANK YOU! I haven't seen Emperor's New Groove in a couple of years, and that "I've been turned into a dog" line was bugging me! I KNEW it reminded me of a movie line, but couldn't quite place it. Knew I would find my answer in the comments! 👍👍
I love the way you expressed your emotion to the fork part of the video. Like with the sword. Plus that part of the fountain got really dark and sinister. 😃
the internet... the place where there's always someone who will try to ruin something. congratulations, Me me Big boy! you're the only one here with a common sense! bravo! you're the Einstein of our generation!!
Fish: "Hey, Fish Wife, do you know how many tickles does it take to make and octopus laugh?" Fish Wife: "Please don't...". Fish (with a derpy face): "TEN-Tickles!!". Fish Wife: "Ron, I want a fish divorce"
Manuel Sanchez Just for those who really want to know: when you see someone buying a big amount of "something" it usually means they either own a small shop themselves (at least that's how a lot of rural grocery shops work in my country) or probably any other reasons like: give away to kids in need etc There's no way a person would buy a box for themselves. But who am I to know 🙆 I'd buy one box for me hehe
What about because of youtube video, like covering ground with 1000 banana peals to make some hilarious slides/falls, totally plausible. Well most likely just restocking for a small shop like A A-M said, I have seen that quite a few times, they were probably cheaper to get this way than buy somewhere else. That's why some shops have regulations like limitation of only 10 coke or chocolate bars per person, to avoid reselling their goods.
I'm gonna leave these here: ●Mermaids would be chubby because they'd have to adapt to the deep cold water and build up blubber to stay warm. ● if dogs could talk, 90% of the small dogs would be screaming "FEED ME" about 95% of the time Edit: what if birds were the dominant species? Would there be actual versions of big bird walking around?
I would daydream about my favorite character barging into my class, making a huge scene, and saying that I had to go because the fate of the world depended on it😂😂
I used to imagine Perry the Platypus used his grappling hook, bursting through the window and motion for me to follow him and foil one of Doofenshmirtz’s plans
Fun fact: Did you down when bananas turn brown they start to become a little sweeter and this is a tip that not a lot of people know but if you wanna keep it from getting all mushy you can put it in a freezer.
4:00 a human translation "Welcome home, human dear!" "How was your day at the off-human?" "Ah, human wife. The wind was pretty strong today. I was walking to human work and the wind swished all my human papers out of my human fins- I mean hands- so I was late." "Our human neighbor, Benja Human, crashed into me on my way as well. Winds were too strong for his feeble human body." "You know him and his old human age." "Oh, human frick." "Human wife! There's no need to use that type of human lang- - ends In conclusion: They sound like aliens
@@bigunnamed4470 Arkansas is prenounced like arkansaw, but Kansas is different, and Arkansas is spelt like that because it's just the pirate version of Kansas
@@Xelaria the joke is that a standard elementary school math problem could potentially be “Bob has 420 bananas. If he takes away 69 bananas, how many bananas does he have left?”
@ Given: 2,047, 3,581, ±13 Kevin would have 5,628 bananas, assuming he ate 13 "more" bananas separate from the bananas he already has. (2,047+3,581)+(13-13) If you count the ones in his body before he ate them, it would be 5,641 bananas. (2,047+3,581+13) However, if you meant he ate bananas from his stack [(2,047+3,581)-13] he would have 5,615 bananas.
A few days later James make another random Thoughts Edit:339+ likes........wait a minute 39 is in 339 39:3=13 *Crying for some reason due to Kingdom hearts*
And since a pitchfork is used to "fork" hay somewhere else, and since hay is cow's food, farmers are just using a really big fork to give cows their hard, stringy yellow food. A pitchfork is also sometimes used in riots so basically, people that participate in pitchfork and fire riots are waving really big forks around with fire trying to get the attention of some really annoyed people to give them what they want. That was quite a tangent I had there...
@@Afeef_Adams just kidding we had things like donuts in the 200s which like WHAT THE FUCK who buys this much donuts and lemme tell you MY COUNTRY SELLS THEM ON 4X PROFIT SO IT WOULDNT MAKE SENSE TO AMERICIANS LIKE SRSLY ONE DONUT IS LIKE 4 BUCKS IN THE QUESTION
I can confirm as a fish keeper that some fish do enjoy a good current to play in. Other fish that are less capable of swimming fast still like a good flow but just not anything that will blow them around too much. Think of it as a hamster wheel, the fish can swim "long" distances without needing too much space.
The Hand Of Truth I Completely Envy Your Fish Knowledge
Can't wait to see the flood of comments because Jaiden loved the comment. People trying to get likes.
I actually wanted to know this myself... thanks
Yeah.... good luck hand of truth
Tammy Knock-Shuller Fish are an obsession of mine, also unless you want the fish bug DONT watch videos about fishkeeping, you'll get addicted.
What if a blind person read
“DO NOT TOUCH”
In Braille?
Glowing_ Peach They would probably think something like “Oh, well frick” XD
*Do NOT read.*
SuperiorNinja 3 I’m a rule breaker
Huh wth u talking about
fish frick
"I'd never seen anyone buy that so many bananas"
That kid in a math problem: First time?
I don’t get it
@@Xelaria bc they always have so much banana like for example jake bought 789 bananas
@@azziekazzie2725 d(￣ ￣)
@@Xelaria (￣^￣)ゞ
@@dxrkness4802 ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ
The "turned into a dog at school" bit has the same energy as the guy who got turned into a cow in The Emperor's New Groove
"Hey, I've been turned into a cow... Can I go home?"
"You're excused."
i can imagine schools being like
"Nonononono, finish this day you can still talk idc if you cant write"
Why was the “off-fish” the cutest thing I’ve ever heard and also my now favorite thing Jaiden ever said?
because puns are every a peel-ing :3
Idk
Uhh same
*AAAAAA XD*
@@Ra88ful curse your puns
In the fork section, I thought “Aren’t Tritdents just a very long pointy fork, and does that make spears just long one pronged fork, and does that make staffs just long one pronged pointless wooden forks, and does that make javelins just long throwable one pronged fork, and doesn’t that make pens and pencils one pronged writing forks that you can use for stabbing only if your John Wick?” And you can do this forever until a jellyfish is just a wobbly clear 4-200 venomous pronged alive forks
EDIT Duel wielded swords are just a very sharp two pronged fork cut in half
Also they're called tridents
Gao Industries Okay Sir/Mam,I shall fix it
Is a finger just a dull flat skin-covered one pronged keratin fork that grows incredibly slowly?
Amelia the Ninetales yes
avocados are sexy
4-prong fork: Fork
3-prong fork: Threek
Knife: Onek
sword: L O N G O N E K
Why did i say this on a video?
2 pronged fork:twok
Spoon fork: Round Onek
bident: TOOK
Fun fact: bruised bananas are actually the best bananas to use for baking because they're way sweeter than ripe ones, so if you don't like the look of bruised bananas, mush them up and make banana loaf.
Yep! My family has always kept banana until they're super ripe to then bake with them
Banana bruises are called sugar spots in Japanese.
Reading this comment while eating the banana bread I just made :)
@@rensseathe next you make some you should put chocolate chips in it
true
"Banana body positivity! …. Unless you're a green banana. Then I hate you.
---Jaiden Animations, 2017
I read this when she said this
Banana Racism?
Lavs Rmmm banana racism??
you forgot end quotes
@@mopbuckets4734 Banana Racism.
Why didn’t she say:
“Oh fish husband, why are you so stressed”
“Current events”
*seinfeld theme*
Those are some god tier dad jokes
This is great
omlmbolol
Man it kinda sucks that I'm gonna be late to getting to my of-FISH. Aw fish frick, It's probably because of these stupid CURRENT events
Love the Seinfeld theme
OKAY I need an entire video of that conversation between the fish wife and fish husband PLEASE JAIDEN
Nunya H ...I want that too!
Nunya H
Omg ikr
Nunya H we all need that
As a kid i used to eat only bruised bananas. Hear me out. To me those tasted superior because the brown areas actually taste really sweet. Much sweeter than the normal areas wich is cool. AND everyone else thought they were bad so i had those bruised bananas to myself. If anyone ever wanted the last banana i just waited until it got bruised so then they would be like ,,Ew uhh you can have it''. This plan worked flawlessly
They, are more sweet, but the texture gets all mushy and sticky
That's completely fair I would have given you so many bananas I can't stand the dark spots and used to have zero tolerance for them, people used to tell me they tasted like honey but it didn't stop me from avoiding every single dark spot
“Are we all just brains wearing human meat suits?”
*EXISTENTIAL CRISIS*
Lol
Lol
T-Hive yep definitely
I actually spent a whole half hour thinking about this... I think I need help
We could be
When she said “are we all brains with human flesh suites” I got an ad where in big letters it said WE ARE
If only my life was this deep every day.
I got a PlayStation add. Lmao
Lol
I ask this everyday its SOLVED
Lol
We really are
The fork thing:
Four pronged: Fork
Three pronged: *Threek*
Two pronged: *Twok*
Knife: *ONEK*
Sword: SHRP
Threek is the official name for a three-pronged fork.
Spoon: *ZEROK*
STONKS
WHY THESE COMMENTS ARE LIKE 2 HOURS AGO!?!
"OH NO, HE BROUGHT A LESS DULL TINY ONE PRONGED FORK SWORD" I AM CRYING
ME TOO😂😂😂
I used to have a fish who purposely rode the filter current :P
Fish Of Doom what type of fish?
Nemo?
I HAVE a fish that plays in the filter current!
Me too lol
I once had a fish that ate my other fish
“Stay with me, I’m not a furry”
- Jaiden, 2017
We need a furry version of Jaiden.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Is it wrong to be dissappointed that she’s not a furry?
I'm a furry too
bagpussjocken Annnnnndddddd let's stop tht there
"The currents swiped all my papers out of my fish hands-
*I mean fins."*
oof
You actually made me think this was 82 years ago
@@tehreemammar9524 Lol.
omg I thought that was 82 years ago lol
Dude, I look like a big stupid dumb dumb for the obvious reason
I still want a part 3 edition, after all this time..
I STILL WANT A PART 3
I ALSO STILL WANT A PART 3
where part 3?
jaiden's freaking funny face is even funnier when she pauses after casually planting "offish" in the sentence
offish evolved into gloom?
"Hey I've been turned into a cow... can I go home?"
"...You're excused."
If she bumped into someone the would have to MOOOOOOOVE out the way
They'd have to STEER out of the way.
You IDIOTS! This is an emperors new groove reference!
@@notacow6995 I realize it's a reference, but I also tried to make a funny.
Ok, sorry
“until i saw this river of bananas scroll up to the register.”
math problems have entered the chat-
Potassium.
Oh banana frick
*i have left the chat*
Lol
Oh god please no more math.
“Why are bugs always pregnant?”
I think what past Jaiden meant was that at lot of people say whenever flies land somewhere they lay eggs, which would make them always pregnant.
So we’re not gonna talk about how Jadien met the guy from the math problems
Omg 💀
Nah, don’t wanna.
Yes
what was his name
@@Ribbons0121R121 bob the builder
If they’re are watermelons why can’t there be earthmelons, airmelons, and firemelons?
The elemons
Until the firemelons attacked.
Untill the firemelon attacked and only the avocado the master of a the elemelons
That is so clever!
Until a couple of watermelons found an air melon in a freezer
When you put the elemons in dark black think it was read more 😂😂😂
As a fish myself I can tell you, currents are pretty annoying. But my 30 fish babies just love them.
Potato kids, am I right? Gotta love them
Also as a fish I totally agree the currents suck, I wants fell in one and then ran into sea weed
i am a fish… and we r explosive
Ohhh same my 74 kids are love currents but 6 passed and billy fell into the deep water and got into seaweed. Landon turned into a female. Taylor and lilith have a lot of sand dollars and 16 of my kid are pregnant plus my husbands cheating on me with his sister soo i just have my eggs now🐟🐠🐡
Yeah, my unicorn babies love to get washed away by the current. They say "Help me" while doing it, I don't really know what that means so I think they like it. Maybe. But, do you know when they'll come back? I understand it may be fun and all, but dinner is getting cold.
I don't know why, but "fish-frick" is just part of my vocabulary now, especially at work. I don't even work at the seafood counter, I'm at the deli.
At 2:48 the banana said “Awe splits”
That would be like a human saying “Awe peeled skin”
Do you think jaiden thinks you split a banana?
No!
*turns into werewolf*
Do you think that jaiden will kill you?
No!
UGH!
Mountain climber 2 X do you even understand what I am saying
No
No just bananas
I subbed to you
I swear, “Can I go home…I’m a dog.” has the same energy as “Uh, I’ve just been turned into a cow. Can I go home?” And I freaking love it. 🤣
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING
God, I love The Emperor's New Groove.
From Emperor's New Groove?
THANK YOU! I haven't seen Emperor's New Groove in a couple of years, and that "I've been turned into a dog" line was bugging me! I KNEW it reminded me of a movie line, but couldn't quite place it. Knew I would find my answer in the comments! 👍👍
Well, you got me, by all accounts it doesn't make sense
Can we get an "the office" fish spinoff called "the offish" please? Come on, Netflix.
How about as a spongebob parody?
Yessssss I would totally wach that
Uessss
Am surprise that Netflix haven't done it yet
That would be a good, and fishy show
7:29 That captain and garfild is so adorable
I love how Jaiden was all normal until she said: "Are we all brains wearing humans meat suits?"
Yeah......
i mean arent we wearing them or do i have simmilar thoughts
@@nemom2200 we are all wearing them
Then again its the only organ in the body that named itself.
Yes. We are piloting a bone mecha that uses skin armor
"Is this your first time buying bananas?" has got to be one of my favorite lines.
B🍌A🍌N🍌A🍌N🍌A🍌S
Along with
“Can I go home? “Breath” I’m a dog”
yes
yeah
Was so great to see Jaiden pop up in UA-cam Rewind. Congratulations!
Sultan Sketches yeah
What's a UA-cam rewind?
No One Tru tho
Sultan Sketches I was so happy when I saw her and James
Sultan Sketches and odd1sout
I love the way you expressed your emotion to the fork part of the video. Like with the sword. Plus that part of the fountain got really dark and sinister. 😃
do underwater plants think fish can fly??
ndera scribbles XD
ahhhhh the questions of life
OH MY FUCKIN GOD U JUST MADE MY DAY
How could someone who watches jacksfilms say something so inherently disappointing.
the internet... the place where there's always someone who will try to ruin something. congratulations, Me me Big boy! you're the only one here with a common sense! bravo! you're the Einstein of our generation!!
“And I would turn into a dog.”
*K.K. Metal intensifies*
WAAAAAWEEEWIIIWAWEEEEM
Maleah R., lololololol
i am a bird
BABANABABABABJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAIDJSJSKSKKSKS
On animal crossing it makes a bunch of sense....
Fish: "Hey, Fish Wife, do you know how many tickles does it take to make and octopus laugh?"
Fish Wife: "Please don't...".
Fish (with a derpy face): "TEN-Tickles!!".
Fish Wife: "Ron, I want a fish divorce"
Fish: Oh fish frick! No, please don't leave me! I'll miss holding you in my fish hands, I mean fins.
Leonardo Machado octopus have eight legs
Leonardo Machado gg
Thats Pretty Fishy!
He said "ten-tickles" because it sounds like tentacles, he's not referring to how many tentacles an octopus has.
my intrusive thought: why do so many people wear hoodies when 90% of people don’t wear the hood?
I’m having a mental crisis
6:24 I swear that sounds hella familiar.. oh yeah!
“Can I go home? I’m a cow” - The emperors new groove
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT LOL
You know, I commented that about a month ago...
T M - The guy who said the joke
WEREWOLF457 ESO - The guy who said it louder
That’s my favorete movie.
A Cow? I thought he was a Llama? Not a Cow?
You know that eating 458 bananas in one sitting it the equivalent to a lethal injection, so basically that guy probably wanted to die.
Manuel Sanchez Just for those who really want to know: when you see someone buying a big amount of "something" it usually means they either own a small shop themselves (at least that's how a lot of rural grocery shops work in my country) or probably any other reasons like: give away to kids in need etc
There's no way a person would buy a box for themselves. But who am I to know 🙆 I'd buy one box for me hehe
10,000 Subscribers without any videos it's not about the money man,it's about the bananas
What about because of youtube video, like covering ground with 1000 banana peals to make some hilarious slides/falls, totally plausible. Well most likely just restocking for a small shop like A A-M said, I have seen that quite a few times, they were probably cheaper to get this way than buy somewhere else. That's why some shops have regulations like limitation of only 10 coke or chocolate bars per person, to avoid reselling their goods.
Or gave an "all you can eat" banana dishes party : b
... that's depressing...
“Oh no! He brought a less dull, tiny one-pronged fork sword!”
Lol
Mad Maga 99th like
XD
trollllllllllllllllllololollololololololololollolololll
Does Jaiden have only 2 grandparents? That’s quite alarming
Yes it is
I only have one
@@markbrignell2683 I have 2-0 that are alive
@@markbrignell2683 asexual reproductive grandparent :o
I'm gonna leave these here:
●Mermaids would be chubby because they'd have to adapt to the deep cold water and build up blubber to stay warm.
● if dogs could talk, 90% of the small dogs would be screaming "FEED ME" about 95% of the time
Edit:
what if birds were the dominant species? Would there be actual versions of big bird walking around?
● mermaids are like the disney ones or like the Demonic Creature ones
For the edit: oh my god stop torturing me-
Wait so Big Bird is real in an alternate universe!?!?
Look up Chubby Mermaid, it will change your life.
Birds were the dominant species for a while. Then that asteroid hit the Earth.
Not "Part 2" or "Second Edition": *Part 2 Edition.* Love it.
Hey culture crash I love your vids also I noticed that also
CultureCrash :D
the Jaiden Animations Here is fake.
CultureCrash What is Love??
Jaiden Animations * B I G. S U R P E I S E *
I want to see a spin-off of The Office called The OffFISH
Thank u so much
Hi
A spin-off of the remake you mean?
Jaiden: "I have this extra Sceptile Pokedoll."
MandJTV would be proud.
Wait... If that fish's papers fell out of his fins, THAT MEANS FISH HAVE DISCOVERED WATER-PROOF PAPER!
Edi B.E.M. They just put flex tape on it
Laminate ..
*gasps* HOLY FISH
@@NaxDucky Hi Phil Swift here with flextape *C L E A R* the super super strong *C L E A R* waterproof tape **SMACKS DAT BAD BOI ON GLASS**
Leaf
People in school used to call me a dog because I have a "condition" that makes spots appear all over my body.
But dog are cool so I didn't care.
PowWow Animations doggos
Mooo
PowWow Animations DOGS ARE AWESOME!!
Jaiden Animations god dammit even jaiden got these shit
well then you are special from everybody and no one should roast you.
When you said "what if we are brains in meat suits" I looked at myself and I was like we are meat suits
Nah we are bone mechs with skin armour
How high are you and can I have some?
@@welcometopornhubbaby6632 im not high att all just insane
Me I kinda always think of that
Search up B'omarr Order
5:11 this thought occupies my brain like 50% percent of the time and sometimes I think about it way too hard and dissociate.
I would daydream about my favorite character barging into my class, making a huge scene, and saying that I had to go because the fate of the world depended on it😂😂
I would just yodel
I used to imagine Perry the Platypus used his grappling hook, bursting through the window and motion for me to follow him and foil one of Doofenshmirtz’s plans
Asaka from Evangelion: GET IN THE MECH ERYNNE!!!
@@Jawesomness16 YAASS🤣✨
Did you just copy and paste the script of Shark Boy and Lavagirl script 😂
“How was your day in the offish?”
-Jaiden 2017
Are you keeping a record of stuff I've seen you right stuff like this every where
Night Wing-2019
Oh my god that guy with the bananas was the one you always hear about in those "If Bobby bought 80 bunches of bananas..." math problems!
Mnemonic_Horse why XD i thought that too.. why.. WHYYYYYYY
*WHYYYYYYYYYYYY*
"If Bobby has 50 cupcakes and he eats 45, what does he have?"
DIABETES.
Bobby has 100 cookies he eat 24 why did you not share something that my teacher will say XD
I was thinking about the same thing P 😂♥️
Hello people. I have discovered who the man was with the bananas!
IT WAS HOWTOBASIC
WATCH HIS BANANA BREAD TUTORIAL
Fun fact: Did you down when bananas turn brown they start to become a little sweeter and this is a tip that not a lot of people know but if you wanna keep it from getting all mushy you can put it in a freezer.
The freaking offish joke made me laugh SO hard for some reason? WhY?
Jaiden Animations oohwee, look at this notascam account we got over here
LPS Emily
Oh wow i did not expect you to be here
cause you are offishially a fish fury
I watched you as a kid lol. I'm old r now and the memories are coming back. Thanks LPS Emily
*sad Fishney world noises*
3:32 talk about a man buying a million sprinkles
*cough james*
*ten fricking million
hahahahahahaha
*2 hours later*
hahahahahahahha *im dying lol*
Lol
when is the 20M coming?
E
4:00 a human translation
"Welcome home, human dear!"
"How was your day at the off-human?"
"Ah, human wife. The wind was pretty strong today. I was walking to human work and the wind swished all my human papers out of my human fins- I mean hands- so I was late."
"Our human neighbor, Benja Human, crashed into me on my way as well. Winds were too strong for his feeble human body."
"You know him and his old human age."
"Oh, human frick."
"Human wife! There's no need to use that type of human lang- - ends
In conclusion: They sound like aliens
Wouldn't it be off-human instead of office?
@@ThatPyukumuku Well that was a pun,it makes sense for off-fish,it sounds like office,off-human doesnt make sense
@@Shyghost22 yeah, because benja human makes sense xD
@@ThatPyukumuku yeah?because the original name was benja fish,whats your point?
@@Shyghost22 yeah?because the original word was of-fish,whats your point?
3:40 it's those guys from those math equations Elementary School warned us about it!
"Oh, *fish Frick"*
" Fish wife! There's no need to use that type if fish langua-"
**dies**
Um ok...🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨😋
Lol
Candy Cane Corner the Creeper I know
I skipped forward in the video and got to the *Benja Fish line*
Lang-fish would've been better
She called a fish “benjafish” when she had a chance to call him “benjafin”
A pun is a pun
Begemin
Benja-men
Benja-fish
I’m benjamin
Frederik Møller ok screw the whole benjafin things TF up with your name??
Something that's always on my mind...
What the hell are snails even doing?
Snailing?
Their best
Whirly Boi
-sO original-
Trying
I have always wondered growing up....
Were does the gas for gas stations come from? they never refill it
None of these have ever crossed my mind. ♡ Love your channel.
*OH no! He brought a less dull tiny one pronged fork sword!*
You know what they say;
Never bring a dull four pronged tiny sword to a less dull tiny one pronged fork sword fight
Hi im you from the future
You will go in a capsule and die but your soul will turn into a skeleton, you will then be called Sans the skeleton
@@stephenstephenson790 the future sounds awesome!
OH NO
*Objective: Survive*
“Like in Nemo with the high Turtle. That seems fun.”
~Jaiden animations
Two things
1. Make a 3rd one please
2. When is James gonna copy this
Edit:thanks 4 the likes
No stole it
Wait that’s not correct he gonna plagiarize it
When vlogers make daily uploads
He already did XD
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He gonna plagiarize it soon sunny
I think the bugs being pregnant one is because the way you generally find out of a big is a girl or not is if it’s pregnant.
Banana used ethylene!
Its defense fell.
Did you just... did you just call it ethylene? 😱
Lilli Braun used misspelling, it hurt itself in it's confusen!!
@@matthewdreisbach6310 I am confusion this is kansas but this is not AR-can-SAS ets AR-kan-saw america explain!
@@bigunnamed4470 Arkansas is prenounced like arkansaw, but Kansas is different, and Arkansas is spelt like that because it's just the pirate version of Kansas
@@matthewdreisbach6310 arkansas is French I know I was just using a overused joke
If we humans can see water but not air, does that mean fish can see air, but not water?!
Zoe Lang Top 10 Questions Science Has Yet To Answer
Oii calm down your give me a extreme exisistential crisis
Zoe Lang DID YOU GET THAT OFF THE INTERNET ADMIT THAT YOU DIDNT MAKE DAT UP PLEASEE
tiana Davila lol
i mean they spend their entire lives looking at things through water so if they left the water the clear air could at least be disorienting
SHE FORGOT ABOUT PITCHFORKS!!
you mean fish forks right?
you mean giant four pronged fork
Anisa Lol SHE DID
tridents too
Anisa Lol what about rakes?
4:15 NO!
I was genuinely invested!!
Jaiden: are we just brains wearing human meat suits?
Ad: *c a r*
I saw an ad about humans
APPA YIP YIP
Dude, right as I read this, the car add came, you're cursed.
I got a McDonalds f i s h fillet ad
Whow
Wait for James to force random thoughts into his head.
PB Quinonez I am the 500 like
PB Quinonez lol
PB Quinonez So true and funny lol
PB Quinonez ui
PB Quinonez m
3:17 He's that one guy from the math problems.
You need more likes
( *in psychological voice* )Oh.
*oh?*
I do not understand the incorporated humar in this fine piece of text(not sure y I typed like this)
@@Xelaria the joke is that a standard elementary school math problem could potentially be “Bob has 420 bananas. If he takes away 69 bananas, how many bananas does he have left?”
That's my new favourite word. O F F I S H 😂😂
3:18
This is the guys you read about in math problems
This is less appreciated than it should be
The Newest Vamp No someone already made this comment
@@sussytier oh
Lol
If you keep your hand in the fountain of youth would just your hand become younger?🤔🤔🤔
BABY HANDSS
SUPER SOFT HANDS
If you keep your hand under it for ages would you have no hands eventually since before you were born you had no hands 🤔
Wow
Baby hands . . . .
"Oh fish-frick"
WTTTTTA
The NWO is real.
5:08 oh fish-fri.....
Fishney World.
U r fish cursing
1:09 XD "Sir, I challenge you to a dull four-pronged tiny sword duel!" is even better than the first one.
Jaiden: talks about fish
*a little later*
UA-cam: now seems like a good time for a filet o fish commercial
*laughs in ad blocker......?
I got the same thing
OMG LOLLLLLLL!
@@charliespring1427 hi hooman
Oh no
The fact that jaiden not thinking about what fish feel when there's a eartquake in water
She thinks it may be not be that fun knowing that she watched salamanders having trouble in the currents!
Du-d-dude now thats what im gonna br thinking for the rest of the day
@@curr3ntlydisp0sed61 Why are you pretending to have a stutter you're literally typing you freak
@@hajidle why are you calling someone a freak online when you dont know them
@@curr3ntlydisp0sed61 Please stop stuttering in text. It’s just annoying.
"...poppycock."
- Jaiden Animations, November 26, 2017
Y u have emirichu's character as your profile?
suggøī bōi why not
Sasha Banks_360 you stole emirichu's art.... or something
@@florenzzemz3352 its not emirichu's its a fan art of a fan from emirichu
suggøī bōi why shouldn’t she have emirichu’s character as her profile?
banana conveyor belt guy is the guy from the math problems
Fish Dear
Fish Wife
Off-Fish
Fish Papers
Fish Hands(fins)
Benjafish
Fish Age
Fish Frick
Fish Money
Fish Family
Fishney World
Kim Taehyung Gucci Hii
Kim Taehyung Gucci
Kim Namjoon
KIM SEOKJIN
MIN YOONGI
JUNG HOSEOK
PARK JIMIN
KIM TAEHYUNG
JEON JUNGKOOK
BTS
(I’m sorry)
Fish Language
Watch your god damn language.
11 awful yet hilarious puns
"so you know bananas those yellow things"
-Jaiden 2017
No bananas are blue
@@abyss_ofsaints6522 😕😐
no bananas are those purple long thing right?
@@ghanigaming8353 no their those red things
Amazing Jaden
Is a trident considered a fork?
yea it kinda is...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sakura Uchiha its a big 3 prong fork
I think so I'd say its a 3 pronged sharp fork
WE REMEMBER AVOCATO challenge accepted
3:50
"Mhmm? Why do i hear boss music"
"HOLY S### IT'S BANANARAMAAAAA!!"
Where's the *Pitchfork?*
OMG U HAVE SAME FIRST NAME AS ME AND THATS AlSO HOW U SPELL MY NAME
Leilani Vorasane a big sword fork
A three big prong fork
Leilani Vorasane yeah the giant forks
Tridents are basically double-edged big prong sharp forks
I was enjoying the “keeping up with the fish family” series
No comments?
"keeping up with the fish family- i-i-mean school"
You are so underrated
The guy with the bananas is the person you read about in math problems
Yup 😂
He was probably a UA-camr 😂
Your profile...it curseful
Your profile pic offends me. Deeply.
@
Given: 2,047, 3,581, ±13
Kevin would have 5,628 bananas, assuming he ate 13 "more" bananas separate from the bananas he already has. (2,047+3,581)+(13-13)
If you count the ones in his body before he ate them, it would be 5,641 bananas. (2,047+3,581+13)
However, if you meant he ate bananas from his stack [(2,047+3,581)-13] he would have 5,615 bananas.
Fountain of youth is a real thing in Florida!
That creepy smile in “Offish”
HAHAHAHA
Lee Brual *insert the office theme*
A few days later James make another random Thoughts
Edit:339+ likes........wait a minute 39 is in 339
39:3=13 *Crying for some reason due to Kingdom hearts*
Reno Kyrie89 true
SO TRUE
With a giveaway
Reno Kyrie89 lol
Reno Kyrie89 problay
Technically a pitchfork is a really big fork. Think about that.
Josh Andrews what is a pitcfork
Jaiden Animations STOP PRETENDING TO BE JAIDEN
GA1ACTIC W01F No it was well thought out good job
And since a pitchfork is used to "fork" hay somewhere else, and since hay is cow's food, farmers are just using a really big fork to give cows their hard, stringy yellow food. A pitchfork is also sometimes used in riots so basically, people that participate in pitchfork and fire riots are waving really big forks around with fire trying to get the attention of some really annoyed people to give them what they want.
That was quite a tangent I had there...
grooviestglobe4 minecraft are you 9
Fun fact, fish do mind about currents in water because it causes them to get pushed or maybe just swim bladder.
3:14
Everyone at the store:Why so much bananas?
Math Teachers: Write that down!
Why
In primary school they had like 100 or more watermelons good thing my school doesnt do that
@@Afeef_Adams just kidding we had things like donuts in the 200s which like WHAT THE FUCK who buys this much donuts and lemme tell you
MY COUNTRY SELLS THEM ON 4X PROFIT SO IT WOULDNT MAKE SENSE TO AMERICIANS LIKE SRSLY ONE DONUT IS LIKE 4 BUCKS IN THE QUESTION
@@Afeef_Adams SEE THIS IS WHY I HATE SCHOOL
@@Afeef_Adams speaking of blessed I don’t feel pain when I step on a lego
The banana ripping the humans arm off was actually *the best thing ever*
Angry Dorito it reminded me of attack on titan :p
I read it as Ripeing for some reason
I cant agree more
yeah the best thing thing if you want to see your own possibly a member of your family limb get ripped off yeah...thats normal......your weird
Ya
can a trident be classified as a giant 3-pronged super sharp fork?
Edit: wow this is the most amount of likes I've ever gotten, thanks!
Yes
I thought you were talking about the gum
Are tridents sharp? I didn't know.
they are for stabbing, so I would say so
I don't think it needs to be sharp as long as it's pointy.
Lissining to the banana part of the video makes me remember i use to refuse to eat a banana that broke before i started to eat it and im not sure why.