Random Thoughts (Part 2 Edition)
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And this tells me you read the description, which means you respect what I have to say! Thank you :D i hope that all the bananas you eat have the perfect amount of ethylene in them - Фільми й анімація
"I'd never seen anyone buy that so many bananas"
That kid in a math problem: First time?
I don’t get it
@@Xelaria bc they always have so much banana like for example jake bought 789 bananas
@@azziekazzie2725 d(￣ ￣)
@@Xelaria (￣^￣)ゞ
@@dxrkness4802 ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ
4-prong fork: Fork
3-prong fork: Threek
Knife: Onek
sword: L O N G O N E K
Why did i say this on a video?
2 pronged fork:twok
Spoon fork: Round Onek
bident: TOOK
jaiden's freaking funny face is even funnier when she pauses after casually planting "offish" in the sentence
offish evolved into gloom?
The "turned into a dog at school" bit has the same energy as the guy who got turned into a cow in The Emperor's New Groove
"Hey, I've been turned into a cow... Can I go home?"
"You're excused."
True
The fork thing:
Four pronged: Fork
Three pronged: *Threek*
Two pronged: *Twok*
Knife: *ONEK*
Sword: SHRP
Threek is the official name for a three-pronged fork.
Spoon: *ZEROK*
STONKS
WHY THESE COMMENTS ARE LIKE 2 HOURS AGO!?!
*OH FISH FRICK*
WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE!!! NO SWEARING ON MY GOOD CHRISTIAN ROBLOX SERVER
Jaiden Animations wat
Premium Hamiltrash XD
scemmerz
Noot Noot your the one swearing....
Fun fact: bruised bananas are actually the best bananas to use for baking because they're way sweeter than ripe ones, so if you don't like the look of bruised bananas, mush them up and make banana loaf.
Yep! My family has always kept banana until they're super ripe to then bake with them
As a kid i used to eat only bruised bananas. Hear me out. To me those tasted superior because the brown areas actually taste really sweet. Much sweeter than the normal areas wich is cool. AND everyone else thought they were bad so i had those bruised bananas to myself. If anyone ever wanted the last banana i just waited until it got bruised so then they would be like ,,Ew uhh you can have it''. This plan worked flawlessly
"Hey I've been turned into a cow... can I go home?"
"...You're excused."
If she bumped into someone the would have to MOOOOOOOVE out the way
They'd have to STEER out of the way.
You IDIOTS! This is an emperors new groove reference!
@@notacow6995 I realize it's a reference, but I also tried to make a funny.
Ok, sorry
"Banana body positivity! …. Unless you're a green banana. Then I hate you.
---Jaiden Animations, 2017
I read this when she said this
Banana Racism?
Lavs Rmmm banana racism??
you forgot end quotes
@@mopbuckets4734 Banana Racism.
Can't wait for "Random thoughts (part 3)" one day.
I still want a part 3 edition, after all this time..
I STILL WANT A PART 3
Fish: "Hey, Fish Wife, do you know how many tickles does it take to make and octopus laugh?"
Fish Wife: "Please don't...".
Fish (with a derpy face): "TEN-Tickles!!".
Fish Wife: "Ron, I want a fish divorce"
Fish: Oh fish frick! No, please don't leave me! I'll miss holding you in my fish hands, I mean fins.
Leonardo Machado octopus have eight legs
Leonardo Machado gg
Thats Pretty Fishy!
He said "ten-tickles" because it sounds like tentacles, he's not referring to how many tentacles an octopus has.
What if a blind person read
“DO NOT TOUCH”
In Braille?
Glowing_ Peach They would probably think something like “Oh, well frick” XD
*Do NOT read.*
SuperiorNinja 3 I’m a rule breaker
Huh wth u talking about
fish frick
That's my new favourite word. O F F I S H 😂😂
When Jaiden saw the man with the bananas, I immediately knew it was a person in a math problem
“Are we all just brains wearing human meat suits?”
*EXISTENTIAL CRISIS*
Lol
Lol
T-Hive yep definitely
I actually spent a whole half hour thinking about this... I think I need help
We could be
“until i saw this river of bananas scroll up to the register.”
math problems have entered the chat-
Potassium.
Oh banana frick
*i have left the chat*
Lol
Oh god please no more math.
Jaiden: "I have this extra Sceptile Pokedoll."
MandJTV would be proud.
7:29 That captain and garfild is so adorable
"Oh, *fish Frick"*
" Fish wife! There's no need to use that type if fish langua-"
**dies**
Um ok...🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨😋
Lol
Candy Cane Corner the Creeper I know
I skipped forward in the video and got to the *Benja Fish line*
Lang-fish would've been better
I can confirm as a fish keeper that some fish do enjoy a good current to play in. Other fish that are less capable of swimming fast still like a good flow but just not anything that will blow them around too much. Think of it as a hamster wheel, the fish can swim "long" distances without needing too much space.
The Hand Of Truth I Completely Envy Your Fish Knowledge
Can't wait to see the flood of comments because Jaiden loved the comment. People trying to get likes.
I actually wanted to know this myself... thanks
Yeah.... good luck hand of truth
Tammy Knock-Shuller Fish are an obsession of mine, also unless you want the fish bug DONT watch videos about fishkeeping, you'll get addicted.
"Fishney World :D"
99 missed calls from disney
"OH NO, HE BROUGHT A LESS DULL TINY ONE PRONGED FORK SWORD" I AM CRYING
"Oh fish-frick"
WTTTTTA
The NWO is real.
5:08 oh fish-fri.....
Fishney World.
U r fish cursing
OKAY I need an entire video of that conversation between the fish wife and fish husband PLEASE JAIDEN
Nunya H ...I want that too!
Nunya H
Omg ikr
Nunya H we all need that
Jaiden is so funny and her jokes are gold
I agree.
I love the way you expressed your emotion to the fork part of the video. Like with the sword. Plus that part of the fountain got really dark and sinister. 😃
“Stay with me, I’m not a furry”
- Jaiden, 2017
We need a furry version of Jaiden.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Is it wrong to be dissappointed that she’s not a furry?
I'm a furry too
bagpussjocken Annnnnndddddd let's stop tht there
Why was the “off-fish” the cutest thing I’ve ever heard and also my now favorite thing Jaiden ever said?
because puns are every a peel-ing :3
Idk
Uhh same
*AAAAAA XD*
@@Ra88ful curse your puns
4:15 NO!
I was genuinely invested!!
None of these have ever crossed my mind. ♡ Love your channel.
"The currents swiped all my papers out of my fish hands-
*I mean fins."*
oof
You actually made me think this was 82 years ago
@@tehreemammar9524 Lol.
omg I thought that was 82 years ago lol
Dude, I look like a big stupid dumb dumb for the obvious reason
“How was your day in the offish?”
-Jaiden 2017
Are you keeping a record of stuff I've seen you right stuff like this every where
Night Wing-2019
3:50
"Mhmm? Why do i hear boss music"
"HOLY S### IT'S BANANARAMAAAAA!!"
I was watching wait no. more like listening to this while working and that fish pun caught me off guard that I started to control my laugh inside the office.
*FISH FRICK*
TheBigC Funimations no need to use that kind of lang-fish
TheBigC Funimations human frick
Frishck 🍀🍀🍀🍀
😂😂😂
i just found you at the bottom of the infinite comments
f
Jaiden: are we just brains wearing human meat suits?
Ad: *c a r*
I saw an ad about humans
APPA YIP YIP
Dude, right as I read this, the car add came, you're cursed.
I got a McDonalds f i s h fillet ad
Whow
5:11 this thought occupies my brain like 50% percent of the time and sometimes I think about it way too hard and dissociate.
Hi Jaiden! I love your videos they always make me laugh and have got me through some hard times!
*OH no! He brought a less dull tiny one pronged fork sword!*
You know what they say;
Never bring a dull four pronged tiny sword to a less dull tiny one pronged fork sword fight
Hi im you from the future
You will go in a capsule and die but your soul will turn into a skeleton, you will then be called Sans the skeleton
@@stephenstephenson790 the future sounds awesome!
OH NO
*Objective: Survive*
That creepy smile in “Offish”
HAHAHAHA
Lee Brual *insert the office theme*
HAHA, "Is this you first time buying bananas?!"
You really are my coffee in the morning :D
I love your vids, and might steal this one's Idea.
Something that's always on my mind...
What the hell are snails even doing?
Snailing?
Their best
Whirly Boi
-sO original-
Trying
I have always wondered growing up....
Were does the gas for gas stations come from? they never refill it
Can we get an "the office" fish spinoff called "the offish" please? Come on, Netflix.
How about as a spongebob parody?
Yessssss I would totally wach that
Uessss
Am surprise that Netflix haven't done it yet
That would be a good, and fishy show
Random thoughts are entirely relatable in this way
"Can I go home? I'm a dog" 🤣 beautiful
3:14
Everyone at the store:Why so much bananas?
Math Teachers: Write that down!
Why
In primary school they had like 100 or more watermelons good thing my school doesnt do that
@@Afeef_Adams just kidding we had things like donuts in the 200s which like WHAT THE FUCK who buys this much donuts and lemme tell you
MY COUNTRY SELLS THEM ON 4X PROFIT SO IT WOULDNT MAKE SENSE TO AMERICIANS LIKE SRSLY ONE DONUT IS LIKE 4 BUCKS IN THE QUESTION
@@Afeef_Adams SEE THIS IS WHY I HATE SCHOOL
@@Afeef_Adams speaking of blessed I don’t feel pain when I step on a lego
You know that eating 458 bananas in one sitting it the equivalent to a lethal injection, so basically that guy probably wanted to die.
Manuel Sanchez Just for those who really want to know: when you see someone buying a big amount of "something" it usually means they either own a small shop themselves (at least that's how a lot of rural grocery shops work in my country) or probably any other reasons like: give away to kids in need etc
There's no way a person would buy a box for themselves. But who am I to know 🙆 I'd buy one box for me hehe
10,000 Subscribers without any videos it's not about the money man,it's about the bananas
What about because of youtube video, like covering ground with 1000 banana peals to make some hilarious slides/falls, totally plausible. Well most likely just restocking for a small shop like A A-M said, I have seen that quite a few times, they were probably cheaper to get this way than buy somewhere else. That's why some shops have regulations like limitation of only 10 coke or chocolate bars per person, to avoid reselling their goods.
Or gave an "all you can eat" banana dishes party : b
... that's depressing...
Does Jaiden have only 2 grandparents? That’s quite alarming
Yes it is
I only have one
@@markbrignell2683 I have 2-0 that are alive
@@markbrignell2683 asexual reproductive grandparent :o
thank you jaiden, i will be sure to use these as icebreakers at the family dinner.
3:17 He's that one guy from the math problems.
You need more likes
( *in psychological voice* )Oh.
*oh?*
I do not understand the incorporated humar in this fine piece of text(not sure y I typed like this)
@@Xelaria the joke is that a standard elementary school math problem could potentially be “Bob has 420 bananas. If he takes away 69 bananas, how many bananas does he have left?”
Why didn’t she say:
“Oh fish husband, why are you so stressed”
“Current events”
*seinfeld theme*
Those are some god tier dad jokes
This is great
omlmbolol
Man it kinda sucks that I'm gonna be late to getting to my of-FISH. Aw fish frick, It's probably because of these stupid CURRENT events
Love the Seinfeld theme
The fountain of youth and the dog transformation are my favorite.
The fountain of youth hypothetical just made the idea so much scarier
“And I would turn into a dog.”
*K.K. Metal intensifies*
WAAAAAWEEEWIIIWAWEEEEM
Maleah R., lololololol
i am a bird
BABANABABABABJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAIDJSJSKSKKSKS
On animal crossing it makes a bunch of sense....
She called a fish “benjafish” when she had a chance to call him “benjafin”
A pun is a pun
Begemin
Benja-men
Benja-fish
I’m benjamin
Frederik Møller ok screw the whole benjafin things TF up with your name??
We need a shirt that says "Oh fish frick" on it.
1:09 XD "Sir, I challenge you to a dull four-pronged tiny sword duel!" is even better than the first one.
Fork with 4 prongs: *Fork*
Fork with 3 prongs: *threek*
Fork with 2 prongs: *twok*
Fork with 1 prong: *onek*
For with 0 prongs: *zerok*
Edit: By the way, if you want me to take this comment down then I can..
What
Underrated comment alert!
Nah forks with 2 prongs: *twork*
Zero pronged fork : *Z E R O K * (i think that's a spoon)
Oh I get it, this is so underrated
If they’re are watermelons why can’t there be earthmelons, airmelons, and firemelons?
The elemons
Until the firemelons attacked.
Untill the firemelon attacked and only the avocado the master of a the elemelons
That is so clever!
Until a couple of watermelons found an air melon in a freezer
When you put the elemons in dark black think it was read more 😂😂😂
Fun fact: Did you down when bananas turn brown they start to become a little sweeter and this is a tip that not a lot of people know but if you wanna keep it from getting all mushy you can put it in a freezer.
*Fish Caught knowing what hands are*
"My fish papers flew out my hands i-i-i mean fins."
If we humans can see water but not air, does that mean fish can see air, but not water?!
Zoe Lang Top 10 Questions Science Has Yet To Answer
Oii calm down your give me a extreme exisistential crisis
Zoe Lang DID YOU GET THAT OFF THE INTERNET ADMIT THAT YOU DIDNT MAKE DAT UP PLEASEE
tiana Davila lol
i mean they spend their entire lives looking at things through water so if they left the water the clear air could at least be disorienting
3:32 talk about a man buying a million sprinkles
*cough james*
*ten fricking million
hahahahahahaha
*2 hours later*
hahahahahahahha *im dying lol*
Lol
when is the 20M coming?
E
I don't know why, but "fish-frick" is just part of my vocabulary now, especially at work. I don't even work at the seafood counter, I'm at the deli.
"So you know bananas, those yellow things."
-Jaiden, 2017
I swear, “Can I go home…I’m a dog.” has the same energy as “Uh, I’ve just been turned into a cow. Can I go home?” And I freaking love it. 🤣
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING
God, I love The Emperor's New Groove.
From Emperor's New Groove?
THANK YOU! I haven't seen Emperor's New Groove in a couple of years, and that "I've been turned into a dog" line was bugging me! I KNEW it reminded me of a movie line, but couldn't quite place it. Knew I would find my answer in the comments! 👍👍
Well, you got me, by all accounts it doesn't make sense
3:18
This is the guys you read about in math problems
This is less appreciated than it should be
The Newest Vamp No someone already made this comment
@@sussytier oh
Lol
4:02 He's like: "Oh man, I'm doomed to live my whole life listening to bad fish puns every day."🤣🐟
The guy was going bananas for his banana boxes
Just
An
Insecure
Dog
Escaping school
Nimbly
Jaiden
😂
J A I D E N.
Walter
@@garbagebageater r/youngpeopleyoutube user I assume?
I love how Jaiden was all normal until she said: "Are we all brains wearing humans meat suits?"
Yeah......
i mean arent we wearing them or do i have simmilar thoughts
@@nemom2200 we are all wearing them
Then again its the only organ in the body that named itself.
Depens on if huge hananas cutting people into pieces and eating them is considered normal or not
Can we talk about how yellow bananas with green at the tips just hit different they are fresh and sometimes completely unbruised
I love the part with the 4 pronged tiny swords
“Oh no! He brought a less dull, tiny one-pronged fork sword!”
Lol
Mad Maga 99th like
XD
trollllllllllllllllllololollololololololololollolololll
When she said “are we all brains with human flesh suites” I got an ad where in big letters it said WE ARE
If only my life was this deep every day.
I got a PlayStation add. Lmao
Lol
I ask this everyday its SOLVED
Lol
We really are
1:04 XD "Sir, I challenge you to a super sharp one pronged fork duel!" XD
Jaydens banana conveyor belt story made me think of this one picture I saw of the exact same situation
4:00 a human translation
"Welcome home, human dear!"
"How was your day at the off-human?"
"Ah, human wife. The wind was pretty strong today. I was walking to human work and the wind swished all my human papers out of my human fins- I mean hands- so I was late."
"Our human neighbor, Benja Human, crashed into me on my way as well. Winds were too strong for his feeble human body."
"You know him and his old human age."
"Oh, human frick."
"Human wife! There's no need to use that type of human lang- - ends
In conclusion: They sound like aliens
Wouldn't it be off-human instead of office?
@@IHateCopperGolems Well that was a pun,it makes sense for off-fish,it sounds like office,off-human doesnt make sense
@@LoganStudiosART yeah, because benja human makes sense xD
@@IHateCopperGolems yeah?because the original name was benja fish,whats your point?
@@LoganStudiosART yeah?because the original word was of-fish,whats your point?
Jaiden : Transforms into a dog.
Jaiden: Can I go home.I'm a dog.
Teacher: Seems legit.
Omg I always on another planet never listening staring off into the stars 😅
6:26
That reminds me of the emperors new groove, where the guard says 'um ive been turned into a cow, can i go home?'
I used to have a fish who purposely rode the filter current :P
Fish Of Doom what type of fish?
Nemo?
I HAVE a fish that plays in the filter current!
Me too lol
I once had a fish that ate my other fish
"Is this your first time buying bananas?" has got to be one of my favorite lines.
B🍌A🍌N🍌A🍌N🍌A🍌S
Along with
“Can I go home? “Breath” I’m a dog”
yes
yeah
my new vacation spot:
*FISHNEY WORLD*
“-our ancestors, THE UNIVERSE ITSEL!-“
“Fountain of youth”
Me: there is no fountain of youth
But there is five hour energy.
THAT DOES THE OPPOSITE!
There actually is a fountain of youth, but it obviously doesn’t work.
(Nice Odd1sOut reference btw lol
Nice reference to an old theodd1sout video. Props to you good sir ( Hat Emojji )
What happens if you drink 5 things of 5 hour energy? Would that break the universe since there's only 24 hours in a Earth day, but you'd have 25 hours of energy?
Pizza-Man you would stay up one extra hour >:3
Wait for James to force random thoughts into his head.
PB Quinonez I am the 500 like
PB Quinonez lol
PB Quinonez So true and funny lol
PB Quinonez ui
PB Quinonez m
Played this in the shower…now contemplating life
Fountain of youth is a real thing in Florida!
"so you know bananas those yellow things"
-Jaiden 2017
No bananas are blue
@@abyss_ofsaints6522 😕😐
no bananas are those purple long thing right?
@@ghanigaming8353 no their those red things
Amazing Jaden
"...poppycock."
- Jaiden Animations, November 26, 2017
Y u have emirichu's character as your profile?
suggøī bōi why not
Sasha Banks_360 you stole emirichu's art.... or something
@@florenzzemz3352 its not emirichu's its a fan art of a fan from emirichu
suggøī bōi why shouldn’t she have emirichu’s character as her profile?
I feel like there’s something charming about Jaidens older videos 😁
6:54 "Listen, lady, I can talk, see? I'm a magical talking dog. Think of the money you could make off of me. Doesn't that matter
to you at all?"
"Not one bit."🤣
In the fork section, I thought “Aren’t Tritdents just a very long pointy fork, and does that make spears just long one pronged fork, and does that make staffs just long one pronged pointless wooden forks, and does that make javelins just long throwable one pronged fork, and doesn’t that make pens and pencils one pronged writing forks that you can use for stabbing only if your John Wick?” And you can do this forever until a jellyfish is just a wobbly clear 4-200 venomous pronged alive forks
EDIT Duel wielded swords are just a very sharp two pronged fork cut in half
Also they're called tridents
Gao Industries Okay Sir/Mam,I shall fix it
Is a finger just a dull flat skin-covered one pronged keratin fork that grows incredibly slowly?
Amelia the Ninetales yes
avocados are sexy
So we’re not gonna talk about how Jadien met the guy from the math problems
Omg 💀
Nah, don’t wanna.
Yes
what was his name
@@Ribbons0121R121 bob the builder
This is exactly what cures my lifelong depression.
"you know you can eat the bruises"
"yeah well i dont like them"
"Let me just use this one-pronged fork of mine-