Random Thoughts (Part 2 Edition)

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  • @Lillianz2012
    @Lillianz2012 4 роки тому +5279

    "I'd never seen anyone buy that so many bananas"
    That kid in a math problem: First time?

    • @Xelaria
      @Xelaria 4 роки тому +15

      I don’t get it

    • @azziekazzie2725
      @azziekazzie2725 4 роки тому +133

      @@Xelaria bc they always have so much banana like for example jake bought 789 bananas

    • @Xelaria
      @Xelaria 4 роки тому +7

      @@azziekazzie2725 d( ̄  ̄)

    • @dxrkness4802
      @dxrkness4802 4 роки тому +17

      @@Xelaria ( ̄^ ̄)ゞ

    • @Xelaria
      @Xelaria 4 роки тому +5

      @@dxrkness4802 ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ

  • @TheFish711
    @TheFish711 7 років тому +282

    I can confirm as a fish keeper that some fish do enjoy a good current to play in. Other fish that are less capable of swimming fast still like a good flow but just not anything that will blow them around too much. Think of it as a hamster wheel, the fish can swim "long" distances without needing too much space.

    • @tammyknock734
      @tammyknock734 7 років тому +7

      The Hand Of Truth I Completely Envy Your Fish Knowledge

    • @SLW27
      @SLW27 7 років тому +3

      Can't wait to see the flood of comments because Jaiden loved the comment. People trying to get likes.

    • @megariolu8060
      @megariolu8060 7 років тому +2

      I actually wanted to know this myself... thanks

    • @leahcohen959
      @leahcohen959 7 років тому

      Yeah.... good luck hand of truth

    • @TheFish711
      @TheFish711 7 років тому +2

      Tammy Knock-Shuller Fish are an obsession of mine, also unless you want the fish bug DONT watch videos about fishkeeping, you'll get addicted.

  • @addiec8782
    @addiec8782 5 років тому +11703

    What if a blind person read
    “DO NOT TOUCH”
    In Braille?

    • @dragonfury1565
      @dragonfury1565 5 років тому +491

      Glowing_ Peach They would probably think something like “Oh, well frick” XD

    • @ultimateninja3x01
      @ultimateninja3x01 5 років тому +376

      *Do NOT read.*

    • @robocop8569
      @robocop8569 5 років тому +109

      SuperiorNinja 3 I’m a rule breaker

    • @hamdabarud4684
      @hamdabarud4684 5 років тому +36

      Huh wth u talking about

    • @salonii6345
      @salonii6345 5 років тому +127

      fish frick

  • @faerykaye
    @faerykaye Рік тому +283

    The "turned into a dog at school" bit has the same energy as the guy who got turned into a cow in The Emperor's New Groove
    "Hey, I've been turned into a cow... Can I go home?"
    "You're excused."

    • @AbubakarSW
      @AbubakarSW 3 місяці тому

      i can imagine schools being like
      "Nonononono, finish this day you can still talk idc if you cant write"

  • @lavsrmmm7118
    @lavsrmmm7118 5 років тому +405

    "Banana body positivity! …. Unless you're a green banana. Then I hate you.
    ---Jaiden Animations, 2017

  • @Scorpiioh
    @Scorpiioh 5 років тому +782

    *OH no! He brought a less dull tiny one pronged fork sword!*

    • @pappadarappa
      @pappadarappa 5 років тому +26

      You know what they say;
      Never bring a dull four pronged tiny sword to a less dull tiny one pronged fork sword fight

    • @stephenstephenson790
      @stephenstephenson790 5 років тому +2

      Hi im you from the future
      You will go in a capsule and die but your soul will turn into a skeleton, you will then be called Sans the skeleton

    • @Scorpiioh
      @Scorpiioh 5 років тому +3

      @@stephenstephenson790 the future sounds awesome!

    • @parthacharya42069
      @parthacharya42069 5 років тому +2

      OH NO

    • @cnes44ac80
      @cnes44ac80 5 років тому +1

      *Objective: Survive*

  • @ogichi32
    @ogichi32 3 роки тому +3143

    Why was the “off-fish” the cutest thing I’ve ever heard and also my now favorite thing Jaiden ever said?

    • @Ra88ful
      @Ra88ful 3 роки тому +68

      because puns are every a peel-ing :3

    • @alohatocaa
      @alohatocaa 3 роки тому +6

      Idk

    • @teatalks3426
      @teatalks3426 3 роки тому +7

      Uhh same

    • @termanyx
      @termanyx 3 роки тому +4

      *AAAAAA XD*

    • @Ttegegg
      @Ttegegg 3 роки тому +4

      @@Ra88ful curse your puns

  • @WeAreTheInsurgents
    @WeAreTheInsurgents Рік тому +165

    Fun fact: bruised bananas are actually the best bananas to use for baking because they're way sweeter than ripe ones, so if you don't like the look of bruised bananas, mush them up and make banana loaf.

    • @seanraymond4358
      @seanraymond4358 11 місяців тому +5

      Yep! My family has always kept banana until they're super ripe to then bake with them

    • @tomasr.2945
      @tomasr.2945 7 місяців тому +1

      Banana bruises are called sugar spots in Japanese.

    • @renssea
      @renssea 6 місяців тому +2

      Reading this comment while eating the banana bread I just made :)

    • @Silly_Star6
      @Silly_Star6 5 місяців тому +1

      @@rensseathe next you make some you should put chocolate chips in it

    • @AidanGrace-j1f
      @AidanGrace-j1f 2 місяці тому

      true

  • @t-hive6795
    @t-hive6795 5 років тому +3091

    “Are we all just brains wearing human meat suits?”
    *EXISTENTIAL CRISIS*

  • @onedirectioner804
    @onedirectioner804 7 років тому +284

    OKAY I need an entire video of that conversation between the fish wife and fish husband PLEASE JAIDEN

  • @michellemah2758
    @michellemah2758 4 роки тому +474

    "Hey I've been turned into a cow... can I go home?"
    "...You're excused."

    • @memeboi4088
      @memeboi4088 4 роки тому +11

      If she bumped into someone the would have to MOOOOOOOVE out the way

    • @ZGlove.
      @ZGlove. 4 роки тому +8

      They'd have to STEER out of the way.

    • @notacow6995
      @notacow6995 4 роки тому +17

      You IDIOTS! This is an emperors new groove reference!

    • @ZGlove.
      @ZGlove. 4 роки тому +3

      @@notacow6995 I realize it's a reference, but I also tried to make a funny.

    • @notacow6995
      @notacow6995 4 роки тому +3

      Ok, sorry

  • @KeenanCastle
    @KeenanCastle 11 місяців тому +41

    "OH NO, HE BROUGHT A LESS DULL TINY ONE PRONGED FORK SWORD" I AM CRYING

  • @hollqn1147
    @hollqn1147 5 років тому +836

    “until i saw this river of bananas scroll up to the register.”
    math problems have entered the chat-

  • @leonardomachado9423
    @leonardomachado9423 7 років тому +186

    Fish: "Hey, Fish Wife, do you know how many tickles does it take to make and octopus laugh?"
    Fish Wife: "Please don't...".
    Fish (with a derpy face): "TEN-Tickles!!".
    Fish Wife: "Ron, I want a fish divorce"

    • @manlee3750
      @manlee3750 7 років тому +8

      Fish: Oh fish frick! No, please don't leave me! I'll miss holding you in my fish hands, I mean fins.

    • @jesusguardado6840
      @jesusguardado6840 7 років тому +1

      Leonardo Machado octopus have eight legs

    • @breadman8544
      @breadman8544 7 років тому +1

      Leonardo Machado gg

    • @Taikonuat
      @Taikonuat 7 років тому +2

      Thats Pretty Fishy!

    • @okethan3875
      @okethan3875 7 років тому +3

      He said "ten-tickles" because it sounds like tentacles, he's not referring to how many tentacles an octopus has.

  • @wqatch
    @wqatch 3 роки тому +2341

    4-prong fork: Fork
    3-prong fork: Threek
    Knife: Onek

  • @StarAmai
    @StarAmai Рік тому +56

    I still want a part 3 edition, after all this time..

  • @themagicalmess4742
    @themagicalmess4742 4 роки тому +851

    "Oh, *fish Frick"*
    " Fish wife! There's no need to use that type if fish langua-"
    **dies**

    • @vlebaroff
      @vlebaroff 4 роки тому +7

      Um ok...🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨😋

    • @rhe_tt
      @rhe_tt 4 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @alicorn_vic
      @alicorn_vic 4 роки тому +2

      Candy Cane Corner the Creeper I know

    • @missmelonfries
      @missmelonfries 4 роки тому +2

      I skipped forward in the video and got to the *Benja Fish line*

    • @Subreon
      @Subreon 4 роки тому +2

      Lang-fish would've been better

  • @rexcorvorum4262
    @rexcorvorum4262 4 роки тому +1010

    Why didn’t she say:
    “Oh fish husband, why are you so stressed”
    “Current events”
    *seinfeld theme*

    • @kayruwijaya3901
      @kayruwijaya3901 4 роки тому +14

      Those are some god tier dad jokes

    • @avengersassemble6190
      @avengersassemble6190 4 роки тому +7

      This is great

    • @VirusEYE754
      @VirusEYE754 4 роки тому +2

      omlmbolol

    • @Dripwayne
      @Dripwayne 3 роки тому +6

      Man it kinda sucks that I'm gonna be late to getting to my of-FISH. Aw fish frick, It's probably because of these stupid CURRENT events

    • @genooo911
      @genooo911 3 роки тому +2

      Love the Seinfeld theme

  • @igggaming2464
    @igggaming2464 6 років тому +425

    “Stay with me, I’m not a furry”
    - Jaiden, 2017

    • @mikelezhnin8601
      @mikelezhnin8601 6 років тому +7

      We need a furry version of Jaiden.

    • @bobtehdog145
      @bobtehdog145 6 років тому +2

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @DragonScytheX
      @DragonScytheX 6 років тому +6

      Is it wrong to be dissappointed that she’s not a furry?

    • @bagpussjocken
      @bagpussjocken 6 років тому +6

      I'm a furry too

    • @rosex.x7586
      @rosex.x7586 6 років тому

      bagpussjocken Annnnnndddddd let's stop tht there

  • @vixotherealone8737
    @vixotherealone8737 Рік тому +42

    As a kid i used to eat only bruised bananas. Hear me out. To me those tasted superior because the brown areas actually taste really sweet. Much sweeter than the normal areas wich is cool. AND everyone else thought they were bad so i had those bruised bananas to myself. If anyone ever wanted the last banana i just waited until it got bruised so then they would be like ,,Ew uhh you can have it''. This plan worked flawlessly

    • @Kiyowi_Moth
      @Kiyowi_Moth 7 місяців тому +2

      They, are more sweet, but the texture gets all mushy and sticky

    • @riv3rw4ter
      @riv3rw4ter 6 місяців тому +1

      That's completely fair I would have given you so many bananas I can't stand the dark spots and used to have zero tolerance for them, people used to tell me they tasted like honey but it didn't stop me from avoiding every single dark spot

  • @garfgarden4108
    @garfgarden4108 6 років тому +5300

    If they’re are watermelons why can’t there be earthmelons, airmelons, and firemelons?
    The elemons

    • @ninjabluefyre3815
      @ninjabluefyre3815 6 років тому +419

      Until the firemelons attacked.

    • @TashiaGilmore
      @TashiaGilmore 6 років тому +139

      Untill the firemelon attacked and only the avocado the master of a the elemelons

    • @hydrashade1851
      @hydrashade1851 6 років тому +15

      That is so clever!

    • @boogababa
      @boogababa 6 років тому +66

      Until a couple of watermelons found an air melon in a freezer

    • @wendellsmall8481
      @wendellsmall8481 6 років тому +5

      When you put the elemons in dark black think it was read more 😂😂😂

  • @Some_Sheep
    @Some_Sheep 5 років тому +366

    “How was your day in the offish?”
    -Jaiden 2017

    • @nightwing5733
      @nightwing5733 5 років тому +5

      Are you keeping a record of stuff I've seen you right stuff like this every where
      Night Wing-2019

  • @scootusproductions8497
    @scootusproductions8497 5 років тому +639

    Can we get an "the office" fish spinoff called "the offish" please? Come on, Netflix.

  • @typographicalthemenace
    @typographicalthemenace 2 роки тому +48

    Can't wait for "Random thoughts (part 3)" one day.

  • @SultanSketches
    @SultanSketches 7 років тому +4478

    Was so great to see Jaiden pop up in UA-cam Rewind. Congratulations!

    • @hayat669
      @hayat669 7 років тому +12

      Sultan Sketches yeah

    • @strawbs8025
      @strawbs8025 7 років тому +6

      What's a UA-cam rewind?

    • @chubbz2710
      @chubbz2710 7 років тому +7

      No One Tru tho

    • @P1UT0N1
      @P1UT0N1 7 років тому +10

      Sultan Sketches I was so happy when I saw her and James

    • @faridulalam5463
      @faridulalam5463 7 років тому +5

      Sultan Sketches and odd1sout

  • @AllHallowsEve223
    @AllHallowsEve223 3 роки тому +719

    "The currents swiped all my papers out of my fish hands-
    *I mean fins."*

  • @Taylormineee
    @Taylormineee 7 років тому +2528

    As a fish myself I can tell you, currents are pretty annoying. But my 30 fish babies just love them.

    • @Taylormineee
      @Taylormineee 7 років тому +67

      Potato kids, am I right? Gotta love them

    • @hxlen9675
      @hxlen9675 7 років тому +37

      Also as a fish I totally agree the currents suck, I wants fell in one and then ran into sea weed

    • @syncfish7892
      @syncfish7892 7 років тому +20

      i am a fish… and we r explosive

    • @emmafigueroa8057
      @emmafigueroa8057 7 років тому +23

      Ohhh same my 74 kids are love currents but 6 passed and billy fell into the deep water and got into seaweed. Landon turned into a female. Taylor and lilith have a lot of sand dollars and 16 of my kid are pregnant plus my husbands cheating on me with his sister soo i just have my eggs now🐟🐠🐡

    • @therobloxianunicorn9557
      @therobloxianunicorn9557 7 років тому +12

      Yeah, my unicorn babies love to get washed away by the current. They say "Help me" while doing it, I don't really know what that means so I think they like it. Maybe. But, do you know when they'll come back? I understand it may be fun and all, but dinner is getting cold.

  • @Kediil
    @Kediil Місяць тому

    I am so glad to have already encountered the update that you got the dolls. XD
    You are a master of the Call Back, both animated and 'lethargic'.

  • @iberianslivestreams9597
    @iberianslivestreams9597 3 роки тому +1954

    I love how Jaiden was all normal until she said: "Are we all brains wearing humans meat suits?"

  • @ivanr9402
    @ivanr9402 4 роки тому +511

    “And I would turn into a dog.”
    *K.K. Metal intensifies*

  • @MurkonTrow
    @MurkonTrow 3 роки тому +601

    "Is this your first time buying bananas?" has got to be one of my favorite lines.

  • @meganbailey8688
    @meganbailey8688 Рік тому +1

    I love the way you expressed your emotion to the fork part of the video. Like with the sword. Plus that part of the fountain got really dark and sinister. 😃

  • @CultureCrash
    @CultureCrash 7 років тому +4654

    Not "Part 2" or "Second Edition": *Part 2 Edition.* Love it.

    • @MrRed__
      @MrRed__ 7 років тому +1

      Hey culture crash I love your vids also I noticed that also

    • @sikena
      @sikena 7 років тому

      CultureCrash :D

    • @ashnictr
      @ashnictr 7 років тому +1

      the Jaiden Animations Here is fake.

    • @brentvettel5343
      @brentvettel5343 7 років тому

      CultureCrash What is Love??

    • @hayleeok
      @hayleeok 7 років тому

      Jaiden Animations * B I G. S U R P E I S E *

  • @ogfonzy
    @ogfonzy 4 роки тому +321

    3:14
    Everyone at the store:Why so much bananas?
    Math Teachers: Write that down!

    • @itsepictime7340
      @itsepictime7340 4 роки тому +2

      Why

    • @gun7035
      @gun7035 4 роки тому +6

      In primary school they had like 100 or more watermelons good thing my school doesnt do that

    • @gun7035
      @gun7035 4 роки тому

      @@Feefo_Draws just kidding we had things like donuts in the 200s which like WHAT THE FUCK who buys this much donuts and lemme tell you
      MY COUNTRY SELLS THEM ON 4X PROFIT SO IT WOULDNT MAKE SENSE TO AMERICIANS LIKE SRSLY ONE DONUT IS LIKE 4 BUCKS IN THE QUESTION

    • @gun7035
      @gun7035 4 роки тому

      @@Feefo_Draws SEE THIS IS WHY I HATE SCHOOL

    • @SEZMALOIN
      @SEZMALOIN 4 роки тому

      @@Feefo_Draws speaking of blessed I don’t feel pain when I step on a lego

  • @pelocho6881
    @pelocho6881 4 роки тому +590

    The fork thing:
    Four pronged: Fork
    Three pronged: *Threek*
    Two pronged: *Twok*
    Knife: *ONEK*

  • @11_224-w
    @11_224-w 2 роки тому +5

    None of these have ever crossed my mind. ♡ Love your channel.

  • @PowWowAnimations
    @PowWowAnimations 7 років тому +701

    People in school used to call me a dog because I have a "condition" that makes spots appear all over my body.
    But dog are cool so I didn't care.

    • @sammy6302
      @sammy6302 7 років тому +4

      PowWow Animations doggos

    • @damarismarinez8546
      @damarismarinez8546 7 років тому

      Mooo

    • @BaddiesOnPoint
      @BaddiesOnPoint 7 років тому

      PowWow Animations DOGS ARE AWESOME!!

    • @Knague
      @Knague 7 років тому +7

      Jaiden Animations god dammit even jaiden got these shit

    • @robblequoffle8456
      @robblequoffle8456 7 років тому +5

      well then you are special from everybody and no one should roast you.

  • @shrexyavocado7828
    @shrexyavocado7828 4 роки тому +365

    In the fork section, I thought “Aren’t Tritdents just a very long pointy fork, and does that make spears just long one pronged fork, and does that make staffs just long one pronged pointless wooden forks, and does that make javelins just long throwable one pronged fork, and doesn’t that make pens and pencils one pronged writing forks that you can use for stabbing only if your John Wick?” And you can do this forever until a jellyfish is just a wobbly clear 4-200 venomous pronged alive forks
    EDIT Duel wielded swords are just a very sharp two pronged fork cut in half

  • @popatochisps6712
    @popatochisps6712 4 роки тому +492

    Jaiden: are we just brains wearing human meat suits?
    Ad: *c a r*

  • @ThatOneMiacid
    @ThatOneMiacid Рік тому +3

    7:29 That captain and garfild is so adorable

  • @Shyghost22
    @Shyghost22 4 роки тому +721

    4:00 a human translation
    "Welcome home, human dear!"
    "How was your day at the off-human?"
    "Ah, human wife. The wind was pretty strong today. I was walking to human work and the wind swished all my human papers out of my human fins- I mean hands- so I was late."
    "Our human neighbor, Benja Human, crashed into me on my way as well. Winds were too strong for his feeble human body."
    "You know him and his old human age."
    "Oh, human frick."
    "Human wife! There's no need to use that type of human lang- - ends
    In conclusion: They sound like aliens

    • @ThatPyukumuku
      @ThatPyukumuku 4 роки тому +22

      Wouldn't it be off-human instead of office?

    • @Shyghost22
      @Shyghost22 4 роки тому +10

      @@ThatPyukumuku Well that was a pun,it makes sense for off-fish,it sounds like office,off-human doesnt make sense

    • @ThatPyukumuku
      @ThatPyukumuku 4 роки тому +3

      @@Shyghost22 yeah, because benja human makes sense xD

    • @Shyghost22
      @Shyghost22 4 роки тому +3

      @@ThatPyukumuku yeah?because the original name was benja fish,whats your point?

    • @ThatPyukumuku
      @ThatPyukumuku 4 роки тому +3

      @@Shyghost22 yeah?because the original word was of-fish,whats your point?

  • @arizona_9551
    @arizona_9551 2 роки тому +627

    I swear, “Can I go home…I’m a dog.” has the same energy as “Uh, I’ve just been turned into a cow. Can I go home?” And I freaking love it. 🤣

    • @Newfiecat
      @Newfiecat 2 роки тому +20

      THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

    • @lavender3609
      @lavender3609 2 роки тому +18

      God, I love The Emperor's New Groove.

    • @Cobalt...
      @Cobalt... 2 роки тому +10

      From Emperor's New Groove?

    • @danacoons4171
      @danacoons4171 2 роки тому +11

      THANK YOU! I haven't seen Emperor's New Groove in a couple of years, and that "I've been turned into a dog" line was bugging me! I KNEW it reminded me of a movie line, but couldn't quite place it. Knew I would find my answer in the comments! 👍👍

    • @spooderman6312
      @spooderman6312 2 роки тому +4

      Well, you got me, by all accounts it doesn't make sense

  • @lvolendrungl3362
    @lvolendrungl3362 5 років тому +246

    6:24 I swear that sounds hella familiar.. oh yeah!
    “Can I go home? I’m a cow” - The emperors new groove

    • @Elicynderspyro
      @Elicynderspyro 5 років тому +5

      THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT LOL

    • @TM-lp9nn
      @TM-lp9nn 5 років тому +3

      You know, I commented that about a month ago...

    • @Elicynderspyro
      @Elicynderspyro 5 років тому +7

      T M - The guy who said the joke
      WEREWOLF457 ESO - The guy who said it louder

    • @bishtastic9280
      @bishtastic9280 5 років тому +2

      That’s my favorete movie.

    • @thejennagames8843
      @thejennagames8843 5 років тому +1

      A Cow? I thought he was a Llama? Not a Cow?

  • @TheInfintyithGoofball
    @TheInfintyithGoofball Рік тому +2

    4:15 NO!
    I was genuinely invested!!

  • @leebrual3451
    @leebrual3451 4 роки тому +212

    That creepy smile in “Offish”
    HAHAHAHA

  • @lps-emily
    @lps-emily 7 років тому +1157

    The freaking offish joke made me laugh SO hard for some reason? WhY?

    • @invinciblecarrot956
      @invinciblecarrot956 7 років тому +5

      Jaiden Animations oohwee, look at this notascam account we got over here

    • @thatcookielover9561
      @thatcookielover9561 7 років тому +4

      LPS Emily
      Oh wow i did not expect you to be here

    • @skrum7005
      @skrum7005 4 роки тому +2

      cause you are offishially a fish fury

    • @kayleeanimates1740
      @kayleeanimates1740 4 роки тому +1

      I watched you as a kid lol. I'm old r now and the memories are coming back. Thanks LPS Emily

    • @how2drawdinosaurs715
      @how2drawdinosaurs715 4 роки тому +3

      *sad Fishney world noises*

  • @piperhfj
    @piperhfj 2 роки тому +479

    jaiden's freaking funny face is even funnier when she pauses after casually planting "offish" in the sentence

    • @JavaCake
      @JavaCake 2 роки тому +4

      offish evolved into gloom?

  • @starfoxsmash7002
    @starfoxsmash7002 11 місяців тому +3

    Jaiden: "I have this extra Sceptile Pokedoll."
    MandJTV would be proud.

  • @jordyn_gc1788
    @jordyn_gc1788 5 років тому +445

    "Oh fish-frick"

  • @JoshuaDowdUSBC
    @JoshuaDowdUSBC 4 роки тому +462

    When she said “are we all brains with human flesh suites” I got an ad where in big letters it said WE ARE
    If only my life was this deep every day.

  • @alyssadimarco419
    @alyssadimarco419 4 роки тому +338

    Jaiden: talks about fish
    *a little later*
    UA-cam: now seems like a good time for a filet o fish commercial

  • @kirabarnes657
    @kirabarnes657 10 місяців тому +2

    I don't know why, but "fish-frick" is just part of my vocabulary now, especially at work. I don't even work at the seafood counter, I'm at the deli.

  • @puzzlered8096
    @puzzlered8096 5 років тому +434

    3:32 talk about a man buying a million sprinkles
    *cough james*

  • @bumblebee.7188
    @bumblebee.7188 6 років тому +286

    “Oh no! He brought a less dull, tiny one-pronged fork sword!”

  • @vee7166
    @vee7166 4 роки тому +989

    I used to have a fish who purposely rode the filter current :P

    • @howtodothis1909
      @howtodothis1909 4 роки тому +8

      Fish Of Doom what type of fish?

    • @IslanderIsaac
      @IslanderIsaac 4 роки тому +19

      Nemo?

    • @crowwbar
      @crowwbar 4 роки тому +10

      I HAVE a fish that plays in the filter current!

    • @akmiami3637
      @akmiami3637 4 роки тому +1

      Me too lol

    • @jblack3807
      @jblack3807 4 роки тому +12

      I once had a fish that ate my other fish

  • @eddiespaghetti2798-d6o
    @eddiespaghetti2798-d6o 6 місяців тому

    Random thoughts like these are what helps me from getting bored when I’m by myself and I have nothing to do.

  • @bobaspilledtea4538
    @bobaspilledtea4538 5 років тому +503

    Two things
    1. Make a 3rd one please
    2. When is James gonna copy this
    Edit:thanks 4 the likes

    • @SetlingAxe
      @SetlingAxe 5 років тому +19

      No stole it
      Wait that’s not correct he gonna plagiarize it

    • @nightwing5733
      @nightwing5733 5 років тому +3

      When vlogers make daily uploads

    • @mystic-wolfhunter673
      @mystic-wolfhunter673 5 років тому +3

      He already did XD

    • @ruurubetter
      @ruurubetter 5 років тому +1

      100. Content deleted

    • @josesoto1219
      @josesoto1219 5 років тому

      He gonna plagiarize it soon sunny

  • @thebigcfunimations1347
    @thebigcfunimations1347 7 років тому +414

    *FISH FRICK*

    • @justinbrown2982
      @justinbrown2982 7 років тому +10

      TheBigC Funimations no need to use that kind of lang-fish

    • @deadlights1290
      @deadlights1290 7 років тому +3

      TheBigC Funimations human frick

    • @Water-jd8gk
      @Water-jd8gk 7 років тому +1

      Frishck 🍀🍀🍀🍀

    • @emmabrie1412
      @emmabrie1412 5 років тому

      😂😂😂

    • @Nano-Boo
      @Nano-Boo 4 роки тому

      i just found you at the bottom of the infinite comments
      f

  • @nderascribbles
    @nderascribbles 7 років тому +2085

    do underwater plants think fish can fly??

    • @sanis8874
      @sanis8874 7 років тому +5

      ndera scribbles XD

    • @rubirdproductions6522
      @rubirdproductions6522 7 років тому +19

      ahhhhh the questions of life

    • @sophieandreae4834
      @sophieandreae4834 7 років тому +15

      OH MY FUCKIN GOD U JUST MADE MY DAY

    • @sophieandreae4834
      @sophieandreae4834 7 років тому +8

      How could someone who watches jacksfilms say something so inherently disappointing.

    • @nderascribbles
      @nderascribbles 7 років тому +5

      the internet... the place where there's always someone who will try to ruin something. congratulations, Me me Big boy! you're the only one here with a common sense! bravo! you're the Einstein of our generation!!

  • @noahdeeb7458
    @noahdeeb7458 2 місяці тому +5

    3:10 the guy from the math problem 💀

  • @LittleGamer-lb4it
    @LittleGamer-lb4it 5 років тому +368

    When you said "what if we are brains in meat suits" I looked at myself and I was like we are meat suits

  • @frederikmller133
    @frederikmller133 5 років тому +728

    She called a fish “benjafish” when she had a chance to call him “benjafin”

  • @mariogga7643
    @mariogga7643 5 років тому +150

    Jaiden : Transforms into a dog.
    Jaiden: Can I go home.I'm a dog.
    Teacher: Seems legit.

  • @user-ni1nj4db8y
    @user-ni1nj4db8y 10 місяців тому +5

    That's my new favourite word. O F F I S H 😂😂

  • @armhenyen4959
    @armhenyen4959 4 роки тому +512

    At 2:48 the banana said “Awe splits”
    That would be like a human saying “Awe peeled skin”

    • @shadowplague4274
      @shadowplague4274 4 роки тому +6

      Do you think jaiden thinks you split a banana?
      No!
      *turns into werewolf*
      Do you think that jaiden will kill you?
      No!
      UGH!

    • @armhenyen4959
      @armhenyen4959 4 роки тому +3

      Mountain climber 2 X do you even understand what I am saying

    • @armhenyen4959
      @armhenyen4959 4 роки тому +3

      No

    • @armhenyen4959
      @armhenyen4959 4 роки тому +3

      No just bananas

    • @armhenyen4959
      @armhenyen4959 4 роки тому +3

      I subbed to you

  • @Lazy_Artist129
    @Lazy_Artist129 4 роки тому +377

    I'm gonna leave these here:
    ●Mermaids would be chubby because they'd have to adapt to the deep cold water and build up blubber to stay warm.
    ● if dogs could talk, 90% of the small dogs would be screaming "FEED ME" about 95% of the time
    Edit:
    what if birds were the dominant species? Would there be actual versions of big bird walking around?

    • @databaseinformacion4373
      @databaseinformacion4373 4 роки тому +7

      ● mermaids are like the disney ones or like the Demonic Creature ones

    • @emilygalvin6706
      @emilygalvin6706 4 роки тому +2

      For the edit: oh my god stop torturing me-

    • @thehiddencreator9019
      @thehiddencreator9019 4 роки тому +1

      Wait so Big Bird is real in an alternate universe!?!?

    • @Kingofcorrect
      @Kingofcorrect 4 роки тому +4

      Look up Chubby Mermaid, it will change your life.

    • @CornmanC
      @CornmanC 4 роки тому +4

      Birds were the dominant species for a while. Then that asteroid hit the Earth.

  • @twatwaffle2593
    @twatwaffle2593 5 років тому +257

    I want to see a spin-off of The Office called The OffFISH

  • @avalynn5960
    @avalynn5960 Рік тому +1

    You as a dog is SO FISH-FRICKIN’ ADORABLE

  • @Karma-vw5jv
    @Karma-vw5jv 5 років тому +565

    "so you know bananas those yellow things"
    -Jaiden 2017

  • @sanchez25681800
    @sanchez25681800 7 років тому +176

    You know that eating 458 bananas in one sitting it the equivalent to a lethal injection, so basically that guy probably wanted to die.

    • @meredithskye5375
      @meredithskye5375 7 років тому +13

      Manuel Sanchez Just for those who really want to know: when you see someone buying a big amount of "something" it usually means they either own a small shop themselves (at least that's how a lot of rural grocery shops work in my country) or probably any other reasons like: give away to kids in need etc
      There's no way a person would buy a box for themselves. But who am I to know 🙆 I'd buy one box for me hehe

    • @ghost_cat2244
      @ghost_cat2244 7 років тому +5

      10,000 Subscribers without any videos it's not about the money man,it's about the bananas

    • @pavook
      @pavook 7 років тому +2

      What about because of youtube video, like covering ground with 1000 banana peals to make some hilarious slides/falls, totally plausible. Well most likely just restocking for a small shop like A A-M said, I have seen that quite a few times, they were probably cheaper to get this way than buy somewhere else. That's why some shops have regulations like limitation of only 10 coke or chocolate bars per person, to avoid reselling their goods.

    • @CoralPallet
      @CoralPallet 7 років тому

      Or gave an "all you can eat" banana dishes party : b

    • @ragnorokgirl8920
      @ragnorokgirl8920 7 років тому

      ... that's depressing...

  • @possiblypb
    @possiblypb 7 років тому +2947

    Wait for James to force random thoughts into his head.

  • @latexu95
    @latexu95 10 місяців тому

    4:02 He's like: "Oh man, I'm doomed to live my whole life listening to bad fish puns every day."🤣🐟

  • @MnemonicHorse
    @MnemonicHorse 5 років тому +631

    Oh my god that guy with the bananas was the one you always hear about in those "If Bobby bought 80 bunches of bananas..." math problems!

    • @glennw3082
      @glennw3082 5 років тому +5

      Mnemonic_Horse why XD i thought that too.. why.. WHYYYYYYY
      *WHYYYYYYYYYYYY*

    • @jackkahler2116
      @jackkahler2116 5 років тому +37

      "If Bobby has 50 cupcakes and he eats 45, what does he have?"
      DIABETES.

    • @cryinbrain5008
      @cryinbrain5008 5 років тому +8

      Bobby has 100 cookies he eat 24 why did you not share something that my teacher will say XD

    • @lissdiamond5652
      @lissdiamond5652 5 років тому +5

      I was thinking about the same thing P 😂♥️

    • @SK-uo4ih
      @SK-uo4ih 5 років тому +4

      Hello people. I have discovered who the man was with the bananas!
      IT WAS HOWTOBASIC
      WATCH HIS BANANA BREAD TUTORIAL

  • @foxxpenguin3036
    @foxxpenguin3036 4 роки тому +509

    Just
    An
    Insecure
    Dog
    Escaping school
    Nimbly

  • @mika-cr6zf
    @mika-cr6zf 5 років тому +1047

    "...poppycock."
    - Jaiden Animations, November 26, 2017

    • @Loki_yer
      @Loki_yer 5 років тому +9

      Y u have emirichu's character as your profile?

    • @GoldNuggt
      @GoldNuggt 5 років тому +4

      suggøī bōi why not

    • @florenzzemz3352
      @florenzzemz3352 5 років тому +2

      Sasha Banks_360 you stole emirichu's art.... or something

    • @Loki_yer
      @Loki_yer 5 років тому +4

      @@florenzzemz3352 its not emirichu's its a fan art of a fan from emirichu

    • @hunnybunny1161
      @hunnybunny1161 5 років тому +2

      suggøī bōi why shouldn’t she have emirichu’s character as her profile?

  • @Frenchfriesare_yummy
    @Frenchfriesare_yummy 11 місяців тому

    Hi Jaiden! I love your videos they always make me laugh and have got me through some hard times!

  • @theewchan
    @theewchan 3 роки тому +329

    So we’re not gonna talk about how Jadien met the guy from the math problems

  • @lptotheskull
    @lptotheskull 4 роки тому +444

    Every other Jaiden video: * actual information *
    This video:
    *FISHNEY WORLD*

  • @parkernelson4909
    @parkernelson4909 3 роки тому +690

    “Can I go home, I’m a dog.” Jaiden
    “I’ve been turned into a cow can I go home” Emperor’s new groove

    • @irusanw419
      @irusanw419 3 роки тому +20

      @@braidenbillings6054 They're referring to one of Izma's guards, who is turned into a cow.

    • @TheSkittlesOwner
      @TheSkittlesOwner 3 роки тому +1

      Wouldn't a farmer try to like, eat him.

    • @youtubesicka4636
      @youtubesicka4636 3 роки тому +4

      I remember that scene

    • @coyotix
      @coyotix 3 роки тому +2

      PFFFFT YES

    • @LuMo096
      @LuMo096 3 роки тому +11

      "You're excused. Anyone else?"

  • @tttITA10
    @tttITA10 4 місяці тому

    THE UNIVERSE ITSELF?!
    Man, this video ia juat so funny. An internet treasure for sure.

  • @EdiB.E.M.
    @EdiB.E.M. 5 років тому +145

    Wait... If that fish's papers fell out of his fins, THAT MEANS FISH HAVE DISCOVERED WATER-PROOF PAPER!

    • @NaxDucky
      @NaxDucky 5 років тому +4

      Edi B.E.M. They just put flex tape on it

    • @clxouria6574
      @clxouria6574 5 років тому +1

      Laminate ..

    • @netmakeryt1950
      @netmakeryt1950 5 років тому +1

      *gasps* HOLY FISH

    • @dirtpig02
      @dirtpig02 5 років тому +1

      @@NaxDucky Hi Phil Swift here with flextape *C L E A R* the super super strong *C L E A R* waterproof tape **SMACKS DAT BAD BOI ON GLASS**

    • @melosunny
      @melosunny 5 років тому

      Leaf

  • @dudebro2282
    @dudebro2282 7 років тому +276

    The banana ripping the humans arm off was actually *the best thing ever*

    • @lavendermilk7924
      @lavendermilk7924 7 років тому +6

      Angry Dorito it reminded me of attack on titan :p

    • @kathiedraws637
      @kathiedraws637 7 років тому +2

      I read it as Ripeing for some reason

    • @viola7119
      @viola7119 7 років тому

      I cant agree more

    • @SilliestofBillies5027
      @SilliestofBillies5027 7 років тому +2

      yeah the best thing thing if you want to see your own possibly a member of your family limb get ripped off yeah...thats normal......your weird

    • @kateg9454
      @kateg9454 7 років тому

      Ya

  • @anisaaa8378
    @anisaaa8378 7 років тому +2341

    SHE FORGOT ABOUT PITCHFORKS!!

    • @bigboi4743
      @bigboi4743 7 років тому +61

      you mean fish forks right?

    • @Rouleaux
      @Rouleaux 7 років тому +100

      you mean giant four pronged fork

    • @caidoge7551
      @caidoge7551 7 років тому +1

      Anisa Lol SHE DID

    • @thecoobtoobs7445
      @thecoobtoobs7445 7 років тому +22

      tridents too

    • @sheldon1786
      @sheldon1786 7 років тому +17

      Anisa Lol what about rakes?

  • @8bitRemakes
    @8bitRemakes 22 години тому

    That "offish" joke caught me off-guard - now there's red wine on the floor, and it came out of my nose

  • @prakritsharma1290
    @prakritsharma1290 4 роки тому +165

    3:17 He's that one guy from the math problems.

    • @chip1294
      @chip1294 4 роки тому +6

      You need more likes

    • @allistairhock9825
      @allistairhock9825 4 роки тому +1

      ( *in psychological voice* )Oh.

    • @user-ih8wp6zi6t
      @user-ih8wp6zi6t 4 роки тому

      *oh?*

    • @Xelaria
      @Xelaria 4 роки тому +2

      I do not understand the incorporated humar in this fine piece of text(not sure y I typed like this)

    • @masonvanderford6717
      @masonvanderford6717 4 роки тому +2

      @@Xelaria the joke is that a standard elementary school math problem could potentially be “Bob has 420 bananas. If he takes away 69 bananas, how many bananas does he have left?”

  • @Dinoo4
    @Dinoo4 4 роки тому +122

    3:18
    This is the guys you read about in math problems

    • @Ben-bz6hb
      @Ben-bz6hb 4 роки тому +8

      This is less appreciated than it should be

    • @sussytier
      @sussytier 4 роки тому

      The Newest Vamp No someone already made this comment

    • @Ben-bz6hb
      @Ben-bz6hb 4 роки тому

      @@sussytier oh

    • @pinkhair_JK
      @pinkhair_JK 4 роки тому

      Lol

  • @irrelevantperson785
    @irrelevantperson785 5 років тому +378

    I just love how Jaiden's mind works. Lol.

  • @NaufalAdya-kj2fw
    @NaufalAdya-kj2fw 7 місяців тому +2

    3:50
    "Mhmm? Why do i hear boss music"
    "HOLY S### IT'S BANANARAMAAAAA!!"

  • @Rising2Dawn
    @Rising2Dawn 4 роки тому +122

    Jaiden in 2017: “Stay with me here I’m not a furry”
    (2020)
    Jaiden: (Buys Ari head) “Two can play at this game James!”

  • @ZotatoSoup
    @ZotatoSoup 7 років тому +188

    If we humans can see water but not air, does that mean fish can see air, but not water?!

    • @elliottfussell3523
      @elliottfussell3523 7 років тому +16

      Zoe Lang Top 10 Questions Science Has Yet To Answer

    • @normiex8990
      @normiex8990 7 років тому +8

      Oii calm down your give me a extreme exisistential crisis

    • @lemy-locochan7411
      @lemy-locochan7411 7 років тому +2

      Zoe Lang DID YOU GET THAT OFF THE INTERNET ADMIT THAT YOU DIDNT MAKE DAT UP PLEASEE

    • @GaLaXy-yh4uj
      @GaLaXy-yh4uj 7 років тому

      tiana Davila lol

    • @HolloTheRaven
      @HolloTheRaven 7 років тому +2

      i mean they spend their entire lives looking at things through water so if they left the water the clear air could at least be disorienting

  • @Ralesigh
    @Ralesigh 6 років тому +249

    "So you know bananas, those yellow things..?"
    -JaidenAnimations 2017

    • @Sarah-ih9rw
      @Sarah-ih9rw 6 років тому +2

      *long*

    • @cringebob965
      @cringebob965 6 років тому +1

      SS Productions - Sarah & Shark ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @Tim141-t6g
    @Tim141-t6g 4 місяці тому +2

    That fish-sitcom ruled 😂

  • @enbydream8890
    @enbydream8890 4 роки тому +119

    Jaiden: Are we just brains wearing human meat suits?
    *COMMERCIAL: CHAPSTICK?!?*

    • @ABM_GD
      @ABM_GD 4 роки тому

      I got a PlayStation commercial there

  • @racheldun5741
    @racheldun5741 7 років тому +231

    "How was your day at the offish?"
    *sigh*
    _aw fish wife.._

  • @tylerbailey9329
    @tylerbailey9329 4 роки тому +156

    Jaiden: "this is stupid."
    Me: "No Jaiden, it's adorable, please continue."

  • @Tim141-t6g
    @Tim141-t6g 4 місяці тому +1

    Having a person lay out their thoughts in front of you has such a high entertainment value 😅

  • @mattysreviews1
    @mattysreviews1 5 років тому +260

    3:36 THIS MAN HAS GONE BANANAS

    • @mattysreviews1
      @mattysreviews1 5 років тому

      Gerardo Sagahón Narvaez no that games dead

    • @brainr0t343
      @brainr0t343 5 років тому

      Good one m8

    • @saturncore4136
      @saturncore4136 5 років тому

      Ayyyyeeee.... sans puns ayyyeeee!!!

    • @nvanome6237
      @nvanome6237 5 років тому

      is it just me or did she mean the pun 'bananas are my favourite too'

    • @gamingunicorn3075
      @gamingunicorn3075 5 років тому +1

      I think it’s Ben.......

  • @kweenkitkat8606
    @kweenkitkat8606 7 років тому +376

    Jaiden: You could skip to a random part of both of these videos and it'd be okay
    Me: *skips to random part of video*
    Me: *sees bananas everywhere*
    Me: I'm done.

  • @pikloo4631
    @pikloo4631 6 років тому +254

    Banana used ethylene!
    Its defense fell.

    • @name2865-n2y
      @name2865-n2y 5 років тому +4

      Did you just... did you just call it ethylene? 😱

    • @matthewdreisbach6310
      @matthewdreisbach6310 5 років тому +5

      Lilli Braun used misspelling, it hurt itself in it's confusen!!

    • @bigunnamed4470
      @bigunnamed4470 5 років тому +3

      @@matthewdreisbach6310 I am confusion this is kansas but this is not AR-can-SAS ets AR-kan-saw america explain!

    • @matthewdreisbach6310
      @matthewdreisbach6310 5 років тому

      @@bigunnamed4470 Arkansas is prenounced like arkansaw, but Kansas is different, and Arkansas is spelt like that because it's just the pirate version of Kansas

    • @bigunnamed4470
      @bigunnamed4470 5 років тому

      @@matthewdreisbach6310 arkansas is French I know I was just using a overused joke

  • @ScreenshotsAndAll
    @ScreenshotsAndAll Рік тому

    This is exactly what cures my lifelong depression.