It felt like when your boss said you need to keep talking and the topic is a dead horse but God damn it we are going to keep pulling words from the thesaurus.
That's so hype. I love the original Dunkey but to be honest he's getting a little old and frankly his graphics could use an update. Hope the next one is actually black
Rockstar tweeted a moon and it might be a teaser of the sword gameplay trailer; it’s a waning gibbous at ~85%. The moon enters that phase again on Monday, 2-OCT-2023 and then again on Wednesday, 1-NOV-2023. It could point to the big announcement we sword enthusiasts have all be waiting for!
This feels like in Game Dev Tycoon where you find a genre that gets good ratings and then you make the same game for 30 years until your R&D department researches something new.
@haydechman That's blatantly unrealistic, everyone knows consecutive games only get better. That's why they're making 2024 2, with switch 2 confirmed.
Even with all the VERIFIED reddit mods and xweets backing him up, we didn't believe Dunkey's predictions about the Switch 2 and Mario Kart Eight Two. Truly we are unworthy
The absolute best part is the hard cut immediately after saying “reddit mod,” because that tells you all you need to know about what comes after anyway.
@@RealTallestSkil As someone who used to moderate a couple big subs on Reddit, it's funny how people act like being a mod means anything. You're literally just a person who makes sure subreddit rules are followed, that's literally it. Sometimes devs might own official subreddits of their games, but that's not often. Mods are mostly just normal regular people. But some of them act like they actually have some sort of power. It's cringe. And it's one reason why I stopped.
And in 2027 you will be a thing hitting swords with a woman. Also day one on PS6 and XBOX Alfa (no Switch 3, that thing will be with us till 2030 [confirmed by reddit mod])
'SoulsBorne' and 'A Woman with a Sword' being two totally different subgenre tags on steam would be the funniest shit. Just add a pretty minor gameplay design change to justify it.
@@zigfaust Dude its just a joke way to get all uppity about shit. hell the main argument is less about the sex and more so about the fact its been 40 years and melee swords games still have the same basic ass combat. Dunkey implies this is happening because of Skyrim and Elden rings popularity but really even Skyrim was milking it when they were released.
Yeah. Companies really should stop chasing current trends, unless they can do it quickly like fortnite did and it should be a good game and not a childrens playcare. But when they try to make the game 8K AAAA game, it will launch way after the trend is over and welp, that's just loss of revenue and a flop of a game.
@@st.dennie1149 to be fair, loads of gamers are going to be checking these games out for one reason or another. Ghost of yotei will sell like hot cakes because it’s the sequel to one of the most beloved games of 2020, the new naughty dog game will sell, avowed and fable are day one game pass titles so will have a following at launch.
2:20 I'm brazilian and what's funny about that tweet is that the dude literally says: *I made this logo imagining what the Nintendo Switch 2 logo will be*
The under representation of ninja woman hitting monsters with swords was one of the most concerning things about modern video gaming and I'm glad to see it's finally been addressed in this small way.
I was really on the edge of my seat at 6:26. I was expecting him to say something like "but this time you're a man ninja, yeah....and you HIT WOMEN WITH A SWORD" But no i got blue balled when he said "people" instead. Like that was the perfect opportunity to flip the script
@@njnjhjh8918 i don't know who you're replying to or what you mean, but I also love NieR:Automata, it's actually my favorite game of all time. Heck it's my favorite thing ever.
Here me out. “Women with swords…. But BATTLE ROYALE BABBBBBYYY! A new innovative style never been done before. Were gonna have a leveling system with cosmetics unlocked the more you play. Its going to be a new feature called a battle pass.”- Some microsoft presentation
@@inazumatan7050 HIS NAME IS MAJIMA YOU ABSOLUTE UNCULTURED DING-DONG SCHMING-MONG jokes aside I still thought it was strange seeing a spinoff that strays away from Japan.
@@inazumatan7050 he failed to mention that majima has a drag persona that you will be able to play as in the game. so you can, in fact, be a woman hitting things with a sword
The Nintendo switch 2 is coming pre-loaded with a copy of Bowser's Big Bean Burrito 2 on DAY ONE. This was confirmed by my cousin who has a reddit account.
You nerds from nexus forum will be overjoyed for not having to download or make new mods anymore since that's all you do: making woman with a sword replace all characters xD
@@gdgd5194 Yeah man, those Woman with a Sword (from Skyrim) mods that I download for every game were starting to fill up my SSD. Now, with native Woman with a Sword (from Skyrim) implementation, I'll be able to fit 4% of the next CoD game in there.
@@syax022 Sekiro is really good though, I’d say it’s the best “hitting things with swords” game I’ve played if we’re talking purely combat, so definitely install and play it.
to be fair it was probably not the first take since her hair is already shaved. she probably didn't think they were gonna use that shot in the final cut
When you think about it last of us two is about a woman with a swird. She has a switchblade which is a tiny sword that pops out of its handle. Some would call this a switchsword, which is a reference to the Nintendo switch 2
The voice you had when you cashed in on your reveal with Intergalactic was perfect. I knew the punchline that was coming, but you still had me laughing like a mad lad.
0:30 People need to be called out like this more often. Just post their 2 or 3 year old video of a totally false prediction or bs "leaks" like this. People need to be discredited.
Making predictions is very easy and low risk, high reward. If you're right then you can show off how great you were for knowing. If you are wrong then most people just forgot and you get away with it. They absolutely need more consequences for baseless announcements
Or people can be hyped over rumors. If you even listen to leaks in the first place you should be aware that they, for the VAST majority of the time, aren't true. Assume they aren't and you'll be pleasantly surprised when they are.
@@Hyrule409 no. because people tend to believe what they WANT to believe. even if its something far from the truth. people delude themselves that it's the truth and that the person is surely talking the truth because why else would he come up with a video about it? it's GOTTA BE TRUE! and so basically people get clickbaited by a greedy bastard that just wants viewers and money. they will always lie for views/money.
Man, soul calibur has so many good characters: woman with 2 small swords, woman with thin sword, woman with sword in many small pieces on a string, man with 2 swordguns, woman with sword on a long stick, woman with sword and metal circle and last but not least: man with really big sword.
What about the little green man with the green sword? And the black man with the red sword? They seemed out of place at the time, but looking back it all makes sense
Yeah. When people would lie on the playground- usually citing a fake uncle who worked at Nintendo- they weren’t doing it for clicks or money; they were doing it for the love of lying. Simpler times.
The Covid delay ruined us. certain games got super attention, others delayed and now, dodge roll, dark atmosphere, megaopponents with large sword is become cliche. TBF given this.. yeah sure I can understand why black nb lesbian now being pushed, how differentiate them?
I mean there is a ton of games where you shoot things with a gun releasing next year too. You could have made this exact video for the last few years too because melee focused games have always been here.
@@manticoraus When you attempt a Dark Souls clone with sum japanese bullsh1t in it, but the studio execs delay production so much that you end up competing with 37 other Dark Souls clones with sum japanese bullsh1t in it, so you try to differentiate your game by having a rare female protag, but somehow end up with other 36 Dark Souls clones with sum japanese bullsh1t in it that have a female protag.
All these games where you use swords are surely going to create a huge debate about sword control in America. Don't let them take away your sword rights.
It's always funny whenever I see content creators on other videos, like obviously people are people but it's like seeing your teacher at the grocery store
I think the biggest ball that the game industry could drop for next year would be having a game where you play as a ninja sword lady but then they turn into a frog and it’s actually a farming simulator
How about this crazy idea but you play as man like 95% of your player base who is actually competent and native to setting where that lore is based on and with sword
Oh it's going to be so very, very nuts. I'm trying to avoid seeing too much of it so I can be surprised, I only just learned of the massive pirate chimpanzee in this video!
Lolll I was thinking the same thing. Lots of room for those with the inability to read subtext and nuance to project their personal politics on to him. I truly think his version of dry comedy is an art form
Don't you love anime? Don't you love the 80s? Don't you love space in the 80s? I'm jangling my keys why aren't you clapping yet? Buy my game now please!
The guy explaining the Switch 2 logo with "the switch logo but now there's a 2 next to the logo" made me shed a tear. Incredible wordsmithing.
AI LLM couldn't predict the next sign after Switch, it will never catch up.
And its clearly just a fan-art...
It felt like when your boss said you need to keep talking and the topic is a dead horse but God damn it we are going to keep pulling words from the thesaurus.
Word... smithing? Like the sword?
That's not what he's saying in the tweet. He says that the name is confirmed to be Switch 2 so he just made that logo himself
i can’t believe triple a batteries have come so far
If those batteries are so good why there is no aaa2?
The best comment on this video by far
First electrocution-type game
@bazooka712 First lithium-type game.
@@sanninjiraiyaThis gotta be the best comment on the comment so far
Don't forget in Witcher 4, they give you TWO swords. That's like 2 video games in one right there.
Nah, only one woman tho. 1 1/2 games.
"Aaaaand my sword broke."
For reals! Not to mention GWENT 2. . . so THREE games in one
That's like 6 A's!
Almost a whole sword per star is razy
The Switch 2 logo guy being right feels like we’re living in the Twilight Zone
Mario kart on launch too
Man with gun walked so Woman with sword could run
Underrated comment
lets never forget Bayonetta who opened the playground for the children to play.
Man with a gun strafed so woman with a sword can dodge roll.
Man with gun just wasn’t cutting it
Bulky Man with a gun hides in a cover so a skimpy women with a sword could flank
A trusted reddit mod confirmed a leak that videogamedunkey2 is coming out in the first half of 2025. I'm so hyped.
It's a release title for the switch 2.
That's so hype. I love the original Dunkey but to be honest he's getting a little old and frankly his graphics could use an update. Hope the next one is actually black
@@nununununununununununun A black woman with a sword confirmed
Finally, couldn't wait for him to be a woman with a sword
Def coming out day 1
As soon as Rockstar confirms swords for GTA 6, it’s so over for all these other games where you hit people with swords
I mean, not unless they finally give us a woman main character, right?
I hope you can play as a woman that has that sword in gta 6 coming for nintendo switch 2 day 2
Rockstar tweeted a moon and it might be a teaser of the sword gameplay trailer; it’s a waning gibbous at ~85%. The moon enters that phase again on Monday, 2-OCT-2023 and then again on Wednesday, 1-NOV-2023. It could point to the big announcement we sword enthusiasts have all be waiting for!
@@Neuvost well guess what there is a woman main character and I'm pretty sure, you can hit things with a sword.
@@Neuvost a woman is one of the 2 main characters lol
Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii will never break through that AAAA barrier unless they dare to give those sailing vessels some stamina meters.
This feels like in Game Dev Tycoon where you find a genre that gets good ratings and then you make the same game for 30 years until your R&D department researches something new.
HERE COMES THE MONAAAAY
MONEY TALKS
Erm 🤓☝actually making 2 games with the same genre back to back gives you a major ratings penalty.
@haydechman That's blatantly unrealistic, everyone knows consecutive games only get better. That's why they're making 2024 2, with switch 2 confirmed.
@@haydechman that's why I would always alternate between the same two genre
I thought the “hitting people with a sword” was just gonna be an extended meme-but holy shit that is a TON of big sword fighting games
Every funny joke is rooted in truth
I thought itd be funnier as a spear meme but thatd be a reach
elden ring showed everyone how to make tha big bux i guess 😂
@@muttpost
For every big fish there's a couple leeches on the belly.
@@muttpostfromsoft invented hitting big things with big swords
You either die by the sword or live long enough to become a woman.
I just watched Blue Eye Samurai on Netflix.
Guess what the premise is.
I don't care who you are, that there's funny.
:333333333
That made me giggle
Transition goals
"BUT THEN SHE PULLS OUT A BIG SKYRIM SWORD AND" 😭
I keep rewatching this video just for the last 5 seconds 😂
Dunkey was never the same after Animal Well was snubbed at the Game Awards.
wait... what do you mean ?
Animal Well was #1 game of the year for us
i really wish we got dunkey on stage
@@MolternK sounds amazing id really hope so, realistically it would be in the next few years when his company reaches corporate attention!
That was his joker moment
Game Awards lol
This is the kind of journalistic integrity I come here for
This video was the most visceral overview of modern gaming I've ever seen. Keen insight.
Switch 2: Ninja Woman with a Sword Edition day 1 confirmed!
Silksong should’ve been here. You play as a women and hit things with a sword. Craziest thing I’ve ever seen. It’s gotta come out soon
Well... true
but it's not crapAAA
We're only talking about games that are coming out in 2025.
whenever I see anyone talking about silksong now, I die inside a little more
Man you're just buggin out, just like Hornet and her sword haha.
Actually you are a bug hitiing bugs with a needle. It's very innovative that way
Even with all the VERIFIED reddit mods and xweets backing him up, we didn't believe Dunkey's predictions about the Switch 2 and Mario Kart Eight Two. Truly we are unworthy
At first I thought the switch leaks were by some insiders and I didnt take it seriously until I heard it was THE reddit mod who leaked it
Not just a reddit moderator. A VERIFIED reddit moderator. That’s how you know it’s a big mode leak
The absolute best part is the hard cut immediately after saying “reddit mod,” because that tells you all you need to know about what comes after anyway.
@@RealTallestSkil As someone who used to moderate a couple big subs on Reddit, it's funny how people act like being a mod means anything.
You're literally just a person who makes sure subreddit rules are followed, that's literally it. Sometimes devs might own official subreddits of their games, but that's not often.
Mods are mostly just normal regular people. But some of them act like they actually have some sort of power. It's cringe. And it's one reason why I stopped.
To be fair, over on Twitter, there was a tweet also.
for all we know no switch 2 in 2025 they dont know SHIT
If the Nintendo Switch 2 is going all in on the "two" theme, wouldn't all these games actually go out on Day 2?
Exceptional
It's true, too. Few skew new paradigms regarding times when games are due
@@MargellMusicpure cinema
Can't wait for _Day 2: 2_
Confirmed Day 2.
Every game in 2026 will have you play as a sentient sword, hitting things with a woman.
do i still get to be a ninja?
Wasn’t that xenoblade chronicles 2
Reincarnated as a Sword?
So... Transistor?
And in 2027 you will be a thing hitting swords with a woman. Also day one on PS6 and XBOX Alfa (no Switch 3, that thing will be with us till 2030 [confirmed by reddit mod])
Damn that dude from reddit nailed it.
7:15 iis the most emotion I've heard dunky put into a sentence in at least a little while
He hasn't been this excited since Super Mario Bros. 2 won game of the year.
He hasn’t been this excited since knack 2
@@paard-m7yUhh... Who's gonna tell this guy about Super Mario Bros 3?
"Everything is gonna be 2 themed"... "F Zero? No, F One". Pure comedy, great video my dude.
I loved the part where he was excited to compare the shadows in Assassins Creed Shadows to the shadows in Shadow Generations.
Nintendo refusing to make an Fzero game was the realest thing in the video. That's how I know he's a trustworthy source, can't wait for Switch 2 Day 1
Was F Zero always meant to mean Formula 0 and I never got it? It makes so much sense.
@@RafaelScarpa Yes, hyperspeed racing.
"Pikmin 4 2"
I can imagine these games would create a new tag on steam called "A woman with a sword"
'SoulsBorne' and 'A Woman with a Sword' being two totally different subgenre tags on steam would be the funniest shit. Just add a pretty minor gameplay design change to justify it.
I mean they have one, it's labelled "fantasy", except some of those games also have men in them.
Imagine getting 40 years of "Guy With Gun" and being even remotely butthurt "Woman With Sword" is semi popular for a few years.
Weak men, smh.
@@zigfaust Dude its just a joke way to get all uppity about shit. hell the main argument is less about the sex and more so about the fact its been 40 years and melee swords games still have the same basic ass combat. Dunkey implies this is happening because of Skyrim and Elden rings popularity but really even Skyrim was milking it when they were released.
@@RoflcopterLamo Weak response. FPS combat hasnt changed much from Wolfenstein by that argument.
"Over on Twitter, there was a tweet--"
"That proves everything."
You either die by the sword or live long enough to become the sword
Oh no we're getting another Xenoblade 2 aren't we
live long enough to become the woman*
Soul Eater type beat
@@Belial289 * You either sword by the sword or sword sword sword to become sword sword
@@Fundleduds Xenoblade 2 for the Switch 2 day one confirmed.
I just love that games take 90 years to make now, so we're playing games based on trends from 2019 in 2025
We are finally getting all those Covid games.
Yippee 😅
Yeah. Companies really should stop chasing current trends, unless they can do it quickly like fortnite did and it should be a good game and not a childrens playcare.
But when they try to make the game 8K AAAA game, it will launch way after the trend is over and welp, that's just loss of revenue and a flop of a game.
“We” aren’t playing those games, the elusive modern audience is.
I mean. I could care less about the gender of the protagonist but presumably that is something can be changed relatively late in development
@@st.dennie1149 to be fair, loads of gamers are going to be checking these games out for one reason or another. Ghost of yotei will sell like hot cakes because it’s the sequel to one of the most beloved games of 2020, the new naughty dog game will sell, avowed and fable are day one game pass titles so will have a following at launch.
So hyped for Skull and Bones 2!!!!
Day one on the switch 2 confirmed
The first AAAAA game!!!
I thinking more about Mr Bones 2
@UTTPBABYKIDyou disgust me
That's one game where you won't be hitting things with a sword.
Can't believe Dunkey predicted the January Reveal of the Switch 2. Gives me a lot of faith in his other predictions
2:20 I'm brazilian and what's funny about that tweet is that the dude literally says: *I made this logo imagining what the Nintendo Switch 2 logo will be*
O cara precisou de um ajuste ainda mais preciso pra colocar o número 2 do lado do logo original do Nintendo Switch 😂
BRs que assistem Dunkey 💙
igual os designers da apple quando mudam a posição da camera do proximo iphone
THIS IS BRAZIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Salve galera
The under representation of ninja woman hitting monsters with swords was one of the most concerning things about modern video gaming and I'm glad to see it's finally been addressed in this small way.
I was really on the edge of my seat at 6:26. I was expecting him to say something like "but this time you're a man ninja, yeah....and you HIT WOMEN WITH A SWORD"
But no i got blue balled when he said "people" instead. Like that was the perfect opportunity to flip the script
They've only just begun to scratch the surface.
Woman-with-sword is gonna be eating well!
Yes but unironically for me, and I don't know if you were being ironic, but the point is I don't follow modern stuff and I loved Nier Automata
@@njnjhjh8918 i don't know who you're replying to or what you mean, but I also love NieR:Automata, it's actually my favorite game of all time. Heck it's my favorite thing ever.
Here me out.
“Women with swords…. But
BATTLE ROYALE BABBBBBYYY!
A new innovative style never been done before. Were gonna have a leveling system with cosmetics unlocked the more you play. Its going to be a new feature called a battle pass.”-
Some microsoft presentation
Reggie still being the face of Nintendo for Dunkey is easily one his best and most underrated running gags.
this is how you know I’ve been terminally watching dunkey too long because I don’t even remember Reggie being in this video
Ya blew it, Reggie
Correct but to be fair ol’ Bowser hasn’t shown his face outside of Mario titles
Is Reggie not the Nintendo guy anymore?
reggie gave the reins to doug bowser
2:16 no way that he was right 😭
I can’t fucking believe this shit 😭😭😭😭
I kinda hope someone gets around to making a game where you hit people with a sword, that would be a cool concept
Imagine this but you’re a ninja woman! So cool!!!
it would be cooler if you were playing a woman
Hear me out here...i know this is a radical departure, but....have you considered...TWO swords?
@@MadMadNomadthe games have to be realistic dude that’s too far.
Honestly I'm surprised no studio has tried that concept before. I guess we'll have to see what's coming up next year, 2002 is looking huge so far
The future of AAAAHHH!!!
I remember you was conflicted
@@zergy55came here for this
@@zergy55same 😮
@@zergy55misusing your influence
@@ElCapitanJones The evils of Lucy was all around me
It's got that woman with a sword hitting people with a sword vibe.
Could this be a womanly sword type game?
@@yusux It strands to be seen.
Day one confirmed
most of the games shown had men with swords he was just joking
Crazy how predicted the switch 2
love how everything is just an overly dramatic description...and then like a yakuza is just the actual game description 😭😭
I didn’t even realize it was a part of the Yakuza series until the video zoomed in on the “Kiryu-chan” guy’s face.
Ngl, that was the most interesting game in the lineup
@@inazumatan7050 HIS NAME IS MAJIMA YOU ABSOLUTE UNCULTURED DING-DONG SCHMING-MONG
jokes aside I still thought it was strange seeing a spinoff that strays away from Japan.
@@inazumatan7050 he failed to mention that majima has a drag persona that you will be able to play as in the game. so you can, in fact, be a woman hitting things with a sword
@@karamelflan What about the mainline game preceding it that strays from Japan
The Nintendo switch 2 is coming pre-loaded with a copy of Bowser's Big Bean Burrito 2 on DAY ONE. This was confirmed by my cousin who has a reddit account.
yeah this is legit information, I happen to have a quora account, which is just as good as reddit account, potato, pootaatoo.
I was skeptical until you mentioned Reddit
I heard you play as Peach and hit people with a sword
we will get GTA6 before swit ch 2
What about Knack 2??
I can't wait for the "Woman with Sword" types to really take off.
That's a very niche genre ,so I wouldn't get your hopes up
No you take off yeh hoser, eh?
"women with swords" are already a big hit in certain video streaming websites.
They are called womanwithswordlikes. It's an ever growing genre.
witcher 4 looks dope
Thank God she pulled out the sword, I was getting worried!
"over on twitter there was a tweet" is all i need to hear to be ready for the switch 2 launch in january 2015
It really makes you feel like a sword being held by a lady.
I wish a lady could duel wield me like Kirito but it's a lady.
If only she was a ninja..
@@osenhormonteiro She’s that ninja...
As a fan of the Woman with Sword (like Skyrim) genre, I COULD NOT be more excited for your Jan 20th video coming out on switch 2!
Isn't that just Nier:automata and Stellar Blade?
You nerds from nexus forum will be overjoyed for not having to download or make new mods anymore since that's all you do: making woman with a sword replace all characters xD
@@gdgd5194 Nexus mods? The same Nexus that censors everything they consider politically incorrect?
@@gdgd5194 Yeah man, those Woman with a Sword (from Skyrim) mods that I download for every game were starting to fill up my SSD. Now, with native Woman with a Sword (from Skyrim) implementation, I'll be able to fit 4% of the next CoD game in there.
It's actually january 40th
Is the 'woman with sword' genre the new 'cozy farming simulator RPG'?
most of the games shown had men with swords he was just joking
"Donkey Kong's Big Banana Extravaganza" is unironically a 10/10 game title
Doesn't match the genius of Donkey Kong Frozen Ape but ok
would also be a convincing porno parody title
Nintendo should actually use this and ride the hype train with the marketing
@@GiveMeTheRiceDiddy Kong as unlockable character
@@pixellord2370 nah bro, Bowser's Big Bean Burrito is better
You some how killed the mood for games with swords I didn't realize that was possible until you pointed it out like 20 times lol
right? I was looking forward to some of these titles, but he made me realize how oversaturated with the genre next year will be lol
@ashen0001 idk I'm a sucker for a good stealth game so I'll probably still try a few out lol
@@ashen0001 It's not about the hitting people with swords, it's about how you use it hitting people with swords.
Saw this right as Im installing sekiro (the game with swords, sorta like skyrim) and now I'm sad
@@syax022 Sekiro is really good though, I’d say it’s the best “hitting things with swords” game I’ve played if we’re talking purely combat, so definitely install and play it.
Disappointed there's no mention of Red Dead Redemption 3. Sadie Adler with a sword will be really unique, especially with her ninja background
It’s because the Nintendo switch 2 is « 2 » themed not « 3 » themed
@@Arcturusringgoes to show that what we really need is Red Dead Redemption 2 2
No swords annonced
I get the criticism with only women as protagonists, apparently. But if there is a female character that should have a game for her is Sadie Adler
@@peerlexe Day one!
Donkey you owe that guy an apology cause nintendo infact put a 2 in the logo
"Skyrim will truly be the first Sword type Game" - Todd Howard, 2011
It reminds me of that game, Skyrim.
I've seen enough master chief, lets get outta here
2:31 how is it it two-themed if Mario Odyssey 2 comes out day one? Gotta come out day two
Harvey Dent commented this didn’t he?
@@jeremycarter6618 and he's got four faces.
True though.
I think Nintendo should release all Switch 2 launch games on day 2. It only makes sense.
"I love all the games this reminds me of" is such a banger line
lol it is! Like...he doesn't even say he likes the game he's playing...he just really likes all the games it *reminds him* of! :O
lol :P
fr
Switch 2 was announced yesterday. Now dunkey is my very FIRST verified source.
“Nintendo Switch 2 isn’t real. I made it up.” - Migeru Shiyamoto
Ughh. It's Miyazaki Motorola 🙄
It's fiction
hahahaha Migery Shiyamoto is my favorite name now
Our writers made it up
He said it on reddit so you know it’s real
You forgot the Okami sequel where you play as a woman dog and beat enemies with a drum but also some beads and a SWORD
i’m pretty sure Okami’s Amaterasu is genderless in wolf form, only feminine while in cosmic form. or maybe it’s the other way around
@wesshiflet2214 She is a female wolf throughout the game. She was of unknown gender in her previous incarnation as Shiranui.
There was a MFING ŌKAMI SEQUEL announcement this year???!?!?1!
Sword really is just "word" with the "S" in front of it.
Just like the switch 2
sword is just words with the S incorrectly placed
Or its the word “or” with “S” and “W” at the front and “D” at the end
And you have the right to your opinion yes
Did you just say the S-word? That's kinda racist.
The guy on Reddit was right all along...
My favorite part is where the woman with the sword shaves her head with the shears held completely backwards
I'm surprised she didn't hold the sword backwards like ashoka.
She defies all norms. What a badass.
to be fair it was probably not the first take since her hair is already shaved. she probably didn't think they were gonna use that shot in the final cut
That is generally how it is done when you are in orbit. Source: My dad is Neil Space
thats how u shave when u shave yourself, you go both ways sometimes :)
It's a scream that gets progressively louder
I love it 😩
that might just be your mom
@@Nic5Cyprus DAY ONE CONFIRMED.
Metroid Prime 4 will have a sword upgrade for Samus so she can hit people, with the sword. Mental.
But is Metroid a woman?! :O
You could already hit people more than before in Metroid Dread, clearly swords are the next step.
Wait…”she”??? Samus is a WOMAN?
Looks like we're getting Dunkey 2 on the Switch 2 DAY ONE CONFIRMED
When you think about it last of us two is about a woman with a swird. She has a switchblade which is a tiny sword that pops out of its handle. Some would call this a switchsword, which is a reference to the Nintendo switch 2
😂
This is the best comment here
😆 I’m dead.
Some "lore experts" be like that
Honestly this has me hyped for the Last of us 2 remastered 2
Yeah but there’s no women with swords in that game
Day 1 confirmed!
It's super cool of Naughty Dog to bring it to the Switch 2 on day 1 (confirmed, some guy said it in the comments of a dunkey video so it must be true)
The Last of Us 2 Part II Remastered 2 day 2 confirmed.
I'm so excited that I'm already looking forward to Last Of Us 2 Remastered 2: Revengeance
"F-Zero 2? NO , F1!"
Add this joke to the Dunkey Hall of Fame.
Dunkey's wit is respected, but still so underrated with his barrage of jokes.
Nryoooooom
*f1 noise *
The switch logo aged like Milk lmaoo
And Mario Kart 9
Actually the leaks said they're all coming out day two because it's the Switch 2, and all the leaks were from two guys on Reddit 2
Dude, how did you get Reddit 2? Can you get me an invite?
@@dbateman It's 2 cool for u
"BUT THEN SHE PULLS OUT A BIG ASS SKYRIM SWORD!"
The future of AAA gaming is buying the game for $80, then having to buy the sword DLC for $30 plus the Sword battlepass for $10.
Don't forget the Gameplay DLC, that let's you use the sword
Common mistake, but you're actually thinking of the hit game Pokemon Sword for the Nintendo Switch 1 where your dog has the only sword.
on a 1500 card to barely run it above 60 fps while rendering it internally at 480p and adding frame "gen" so it looks like absolute ass. Don't forget.
Long as I can get a sword under $80 Im good 👍
dont forget the $100 pre-order bundle and $20 skins
Who’s here after Nintendo Switch 2 reveal?
The voice you had when you cashed in on your reveal with Intergalactic was perfect. I knew the punchline that was coming, but you still had me laughing like a mad lad.
0:30 People need to be called out like this more often. Just post their 2 or 3 year old video of a totally false prediction or bs "leaks" like this. People need to be discredited.
Making predictions is very easy and low risk, high reward. If you're right then you can show off how great you were for knowing. If you are wrong then most people just forgot and you get away with it. They absolutely need more consequences for baseless announcements
Or people can be hyped over rumors. If you even listen to leaks in the first place you should be aware that they, for the VAST majority of the time, aren't true. Assume they aren't and you'll be pleasantly surprised when they are.
@@Hyrule409 no. because people tend to believe what they WANT to believe. even if its something far from the truth. people delude themselves that it's the truth and that the person is surely talking the truth because why else would he come up with a video about it? it's GOTTA BE TRUE! and so basically people get clickbaited by a greedy bastard that just wants viewers and money. they will always lie for views/money.
1:00 was especially bad
As a woman with many swords in my life it feels great or finally get some representation
"some"
Are you a ninja though?
Brian Is an original name for a woman
I love woman-based games
Are they ninja swords though
No way dude was right
The future of AAA will be AAAA. I trust Ubisoft on this.
I can't wait to see where Ubisoft will be in 2024.
I can't wait to see if Ubisoft will even be in 2025.
@@vrabo3026 Lmao. Those 11 AC games will save them.
@@Comicbroe405what are the odds 1 out of those 11 games end up being good?
@@FrigidHeights I was mainly joking so idk lol. But ever since it was announced I've been intrigued by AC Hexe.
@@FrigidHeights Unity was pretty good. Or so I heard, when I tried to play it buildings were not loading.
I heard from a trusted reddit source that the Switch 2 pro will be released in Apr 2025 and the regular Switch 2 will release in Dec 2025.
I heard that Switch 2 OLED won’t come out until 2030
I heard Switch 2 plus will release in June 2025 and my source confirmed with a high quality "trust me bro"
Man, soul calibur has so many good characters: woman with 2 small swords, woman with thin sword, woman with sword in many small pieces on a string, man with 2 swordguns, woman with sword on a long stick, woman with sword and metal circle and last but not least: man with really big sword.
😂👏🏻💯
What about the little green man with the green sword? And the black man with the red sword? They seemed out of place at the time, but looking back it all makes sense
@@FirEBeastIt was all swords this entire time? 😮
Guy on reddit was right 😁
I love the shade Dunkey throws at UA-cam gaming channels that put out slop.
99% of all gaming channels
Yeah. When people would lie on the playground- usually citing a fake uncle who worked at Nintendo- they weren’t doing it for clicks or money; they were doing it for the love of lying. Simpler times.
2010's was the shadow man with a gun era, 2020's is the shadow woman with a sword era, truly remarkable move from Reggie
Remember when everything was a shooter? Appearently the whole tripple A gaming industry can only put out one type of game per gen.
The Covid delay ruined us. certain games got super attention, others delayed and now, dodge roll, dark atmosphere, megaopponents with large sword is become cliche. TBF given this.. yeah sure I can understand why black nb lesbian now being pushed, how differentiate them?
One game gets big, every other studio rushes to copy it.
I mean there is a ton of games where you shoot things with a gun releasing next year too. You could have made this exact video for the last few years too because melee focused games have always been here.
@@manticoraus When you attempt a Dark Souls clone with sum japanese bullsh1t in it, but the studio execs delay production so much that you end up competing with 37 other Dark Souls clones with sum japanese bullsh1t in it, so you try to differentiate your game by having a rare female protag, but somehow end up with other 36 Dark Souls clones with sum japanese bullsh1t in it that have a female protag.
You can do this with any genre, dude. This is called confirmation bias. Also, the video is a joke.
All these games where you use swords are surely going to create a huge debate about sword control in America. Don't let them take away your sword rights.
dunkey keeps hitting it out of the park with these 7 minute videos that feel like an hour
It's very strange to see videos actually full of content and not just wasting my time. This was an hours worth of content tho I swear
Hitting it out of the park with a sword
2005: You can be a dude with a gun
2025: You can be a woman with a sword
Gaming has gone so far, guys.
2035: You can be a child with a bio weapon
2045: a bio weapon with a child... With a sword
2077: You can be come
Amazing can wait for 2035 😂😂
that dude in question is the ultimate life form himself
bunkey of the future
Oh hey it’s you
It's always funny whenever I see content creators on other videos, like obviously people are people but it's like seeing your teacher at the grocery store
Ey yo it’s Fox from Star fox
How...how did you breach containment?!
AGAIN?!!
The new era
I knew dunkey was right about the switch 2 announcement
This is gonna be a big year for women with swords
I don’t like it
@@dajoker8998from the multiple comments you’ve made, you really need to touch grass
What do you mean by "a big year for women with swords"?...👀
@@greyep3145the fact that you've seen multiple comments of his means you also need to touch grass
@@manwithballsonarm6775 no? lmao
Hes finally done selling out. Congrats on the raid shadow legends sponsorship man
I don't think we're getting enough woman-type, ninja-type, sword-type games.
We do need a few more
But are they really women?
Enough for me 🤚 I like swords ☺️ but I am not a fan of women as playable race 😠
@@lmaolol9357 damn u the exact opposite of me, i am an enjoyer of women but i hate these damn swords
Wait you just gave me an idea... all three in one game!
So now that the switch 2 has been announced this is even fucking funnier 😭
I think the biggest ball that the game industry could drop for next year would be having a game where you play as a ninja sword lady but then they turn into a frog and it’s actually a farming simulator
How about this crazy idea but you play as man like 95% of your player base who is actually competent and native to setting where that lore is based on and with sword
@@Versosurmabro what words are you trying to string together??
@@Versosurma Yeah I'm sure the person you're responding to will really make that happen lmao.
@@Versosurma ok idk what you just said but I’ll try to make that happen lol
@@Versosurmawhy would you play games to be yourself in them lol
Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii literally hit me like a ton of bricks. I hadn't seen anything about it so it came completely out of left field
Oh it's going to be so very, very nuts. I'm trying to avoid seeing too much of it so I can be surprised, I only just learned of the massive pirate chimpanzee in this video!
I had to turn to the person who was showing me this video and ask them if that wasn't a joke.
i’m so glad they called it that
We really need to keep these gaming news channels accountable.
True, not enough swordplay mentioned.
Including dubkey?
@@kayhaich No Dunkey is flawless. We will watch him take wing 🦅
Love you Dunkey!! You're the best! I am experiencing Nintendo games for the 1st time now thanks to you and it's AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bro hit it right on the sword with this one
I look forward to coming back in 12 months and seeing how accurate this was.
imagine coming to this video as your first dunkey vid with no knowledge of the guy
That's me!
Lolll I was thinking the same thing. Lots of room for those with the inability to read subtext and nuance to project their personal politics on to him. I truly think his version of dry comedy is an art form
It's me! I didn't like this author =)
@@frozenjack do a deep dive, start with ultimate Skyrim, but you have to watch it in 2017.
When the platform was different,
When life was different
Welp... Here comes Nintendo Switch 2 I guess...
The twitter logo guy was actually right kekw
Anotha day! Anotha play!
Watch out for-a Luigi!
This connection is still so fucking wild to me
Such a good quote, I should use this for my senior yearbook
I genuinely sighed with my entire soul when I saw the Intergalactic woman pull out a sword live at TGA
The sword doesn’t even look cool smh
I rolled my eyes so hard when she was holding the shaver backwards... Can't even do a bald female lesbian right smh
Can you post the link for the clip please, im curious.
Don't you love anime?
Don't you love the 80s?
Don't you love space in the 80s?
I'm jangling my keys why aren't you clapping yet? Buy my game now please!
itll be better than whatever indie or asian dev slop you worship
4:36 Stop bitboxing
0:11 incredibly based that the only actual MCU thing is shang chi