Ep. 54 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Tim Dillon

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  • Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
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    Bert Kreischer is out for this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, but Tim Dillon joins Tom Segura in his place. They discuss plus-sixed clothes, Tim's experience as a mortgage broker, Tom's time selling Cutco knives, the upcoming election, Tim's upbringing, the California fires, and more!
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  • @LukeNeumann
    @LukeNeumann 3 роки тому +1847

    I have literally spent the last 12 hours watching Tim Dillon videos. How has it taken me this long to find this guy?

    • @TheMelonFarmers123
      @TheMelonFarmers123 3 роки тому +40

      The only reason I watch podcasts that aren’t the Tim Dillon show are shows where Tim Dillon is the guest. Which is the only reason I’m here 😂

    • @Llyrdriel
      @Llyrdriel 3 роки тому +13

      I am so proud of you my eyes are welling w tears

    • @LukeNeumann
      @LukeNeumann 3 роки тому +3

      @@Llyrdriel Wow

    • @qeansuetell5516
      @qeansuetell5516 3 роки тому +6

      Kinda gay. He’s gay too so ….

    • @LukeNeumann
      @LukeNeumann 3 роки тому +3

      @@qeansuetell5516 Gay to watch a funny podcast, huh?

  • @TSoard
    @TSoard 4 роки тому +745

    Tim Dillion’s polo he’s worn in multiple podcasts is the real hero.

    • @mattplunkett981
      @mattplunkett981 4 роки тому +3

      YESSSS!

    • @xrmighty
      @xrmighty 4 роки тому +3

      He probably did those pods on the same day... possibly

    • @zonedoutluke
      @zonedoutluke 4 роки тому +1

      HE does.. I thought it's was just me..

    • @nicolec9737
      @nicolec9737 4 роки тому +13

      He needs to do one of those videos where he shows what's in his closet. The four polo shirts, a couple of Lucky jeans, blonde wig, that maga hat he still needs to bring by the psych ward in new york, and white spandex tights.

    • @ben159xbox
      @ben159xbox 4 роки тому +1

      @@nicolec9737 😂😂😂 day in the life of Timmy D 😂

  • @jrmiles5437
    @jrmiles5437 4 роки тому +1478

    Bert: *dies from corona*
    Tom: “Finally, I’ll get a word in”
    Tim Dillon: *Hold my brain chip*

    • @jebjed3998
      @jebjed3998 4 роки тому +11

      Bert: dies from corona :)

    • @missalbania9260
      @missalbania9260 4 роки тому +68

      The difference is Tim’s long stints are insightful and interesting.

    • @jebjed3998
      @jebjed3998 4 роки тому +1

      @@missalbania9260 No doubt, Tom " I drink beer don't shower and fake laugh at everything I say"

    • @UltimatePowa
      @UltimatePowa 4 роки тому +9

      @@missalbania9260
      Tim has a surpisingly high IQ for the way he carries himself

    • @constipatedlecher
      @constipatedlecher 4 роки тому +27

      @@AgendaInMind this guy is fully tokked

  • @goojoo3855
    @goojoo3855 4 роки тому +146

    Tim Dillon's in his own lane of comedy, he's just brilliant

  • @S1X_Bucks
    @S1X_Bucks 4 роки тому +2139

    They didnt even mention that they finally had their first real bear on the show

    • @sublimelove23
      @sublimelove23 4 роки тому +33

      you dont think Tim would be an otter?

    • @rgaud8
      @rgaud8 4 роки тому +66

      Gabriel Valles that ship has sailed

    • @lolololollo5377
      @lolololollo5377 4 роки тому +8

      @@rgaud8 damn that got me 😂

    • @caxm666
      @caxm666 4 роки тому

      raaaar

    • @sarahjane138
      @sarahjane138 4 роки тому +1

      Grrrr baby! Grrrrr!

  • @grumpy8133
    @grumpy8133 4 роки тому +2359

    The balance of hilarity and existential terror that Tim brings as a podcast guest is unmatched. Chip me up, baby!

    • @theflowerhead
      @theflowerhead 4 роки тому +19

      😂
      ...
      😢

    • @CrookDanny
      @CrookDanny 4 роки тому +9

      @Dirty Sanchez feel better soon!

    • @zooleemil
      @zooleemil 4 роки тому +3

      Everytime!

    • @grumpy8133
      @grumpy8133 4 роки тому

      @Dirty Sanchez Huh?

    • @KS-sw5pu
      @KS-sw5pu 4 роки тому +7

      His description of post Covid NYC comedy scene is more horrifying than any "dystopian hellscape" I've heard of yet

  • @rodrigobolanos7669
    @rodrigobolanos7669 4 роки тому +3379

    Tim Dillon is every where I look

    • @kpeezyforsheezy
      @kpeezyforsheezy 4 роки тому +491

      And it’s BEAUTIFUL

    • @coachcaseyhill2890
      @coachcaseyhill2890 4 роки тому +216

      Exactly put him on literally everything

    • @kpeezyforsheezy
      @kpeezyforsheezy 4 роки тому +245

      He has been my highlight of 2020. I don’t know how I had never heard of him before but he may be one of my favorite people that I don’t know on the planet.

    • @tenderhook.9169
      @tenderhook.9169 4 роки тому +133

      That’s right. Now shut your mouth and buy the damn wallet, pig! (promo code: TIM)

    • @setflavius8049
      @setflavius8049 4 роки тому +39

      he's a professional

  • @talbotdorr682
    @talbotdorr682 3 роки тому +49

    Tim Dillon is an intellectual Chris Farley

  • @mmc1730
    @mmc1730 4 роки тому +1916

    UPDATE: Ralph Lauren has signed Tim to an exclusive deal to not wear his shirts anymore.

    • @BlueprintsForHeadaches
      @BlueprintsForHeadaches 4 роки тому +13

      I wish that where true 😂

    • @DavidJapanese
      @DavidJapanese 4 роки тому +13

      @@BlueprintsForHeadaches were

    • @caxm666
      @caxm666 4 роки тому +4

      UPDATE: -no designer has or will ever care what you do or do not wear.-

    • @alexmendoza9645
      @alexmendoza9645 4 роки тому +2

      However Target and Best buy are now proud sponsors

    • @willywillywillywillywilly
      @willywillywillywillywilly 4 роки тому +15

      Reports say it's a two-figure deal lasting 5 years.

  • @justintrimble
    @justintrimble 4 роки тому +438

    “It’s summer school or repeat the year. Bottom line, you’re not going to Harvard.” 🔥🔥🔥🤣😂🤣

    • @angelotro
      @angelotro 4 роки тому +30

      Awesome quote! Tim needs a sitcom where he's a high school principal by day and does stand-up at night. Them Hyenas fellas could be reoccurring substitute teachers. I'd binge the heck outta that.

    • @CrookDanny
      @CrookDanny 4 роки тому +5

      Yes or yes!

    • @loustarski420
      @loustarski420 4 роки тому +6

      Tim does not need a sitcom. He has a podcast and that's great

    • @angelotro
      @angelotro 4 роки тому +1

      @@loustarski420 Improv Sitcom Podcast™

    • @justintrimble
      @justintrimble 4 роки тому +1

      @@angelotro Tim should be in “Fat Astronauts” with Bert and Tom.

  • @kylemcgill2966
    @kylemcgill2966 4 роки тому +585

    *There is no way Tim only has that one Polo. He must have a cartoon closet that just has multiple identical outfits.*

    • @majesticctrees
      @majesticctrees 4 роки тому +6

      I once had an English teacher that wore 5 different Polo shirts to school every week. They were a 5XL and he said they were the only shirts that fit. Looking back on it now he was just a liberal version of Tim.

    • @ZChoate
      @ZChoate 4 роки тому +4

      Uh hundred percent

    • @Wayzor_
      @Wayzor_ 4 роки тому +2

      He filmed a bunch of stuff on the same day - doofus.

    • @kylemcgill2966
      @kylemcgill2966 4 роки тому +15

      @@Wayzor_ Yea that's it. All the podcasts just release the episodes over a 9 month period. It's a joke. Relax.

    • @totesmcgoats435
      @totesmcgoats435 4 роки тому +2

      I've thought that, too....they've all been washed a lot, though.

  • @diamondjuke
    @diamondjuke 2 роки тому +41

    I love how Tim Dillon just riffs the funniest crap off the top of his head. "She wants the long sleep" oml

  • @MrDdye29
    @MrDdye29 4 роки тому +403

    I could listen to Tim's stories about sub-prime mortgages all day lol

    • @OrphanPipe
      @OrphanPipe 4 роки тому +8

      Same.

    • @lebulle4544
      @lebulle4544 4 роки тому +4

      Check this episode out:
      #168 - The Funniest Guy I Ever Met
      ua-cam.com/video/pnbRmhwA5LU/v-deo.html

  • @Judgement_Kazzy
    @Judgement_Kazzy 4 роки тому +613

    "I didn't need to be gay OR a cocaine addict, I chose both of those things"
    This is the kind of real inspiration we need more of in the world today.

    • @frametomasterpieces8898
      @frametomasterpieces8898 3 роки тому +3

      Idk about gay being a choice - and I say that as a bi person - but yeah, as someone who’s also had my share of addiction issues, that’s definitely a choice

    • @theroamingsavage8813
      @theroamingsavage8813 3 роки тому +5

      Lol Dillon is someone who understands that sniffing coke is a choice and portraying yourself as a "victim" for it is completely self absorbed and selfish

    • @wilfordbrimleypranks
      @wilfordbrimleypranks 3 роки тому +6

      @@frametomasterpieces8898 go away

    • @mon0theist_tv
      @mon0theist_tv 3 роки тому +2

      Confirmed that it is a choice after all

    • @weatherphobia
      @weatherphobia 3 роки тому +3

      @@mon0theist_tv No one tries a drug and says 'I'm choosing to do this drugs long enough to be addicted and I am dedicated no matter how long it takes.'
      Addiction creeps up on you and suddenly you notice you don't feel "right" or have anxiety and a little DAB of the drug will FIX you.

  • @TheBip666
    @TheBip666 4 роки тому +1809

    If Tim didn’t talk about how he used to do coke, I’d still be very aware that he used to do coke

    • @busfahrer09
      @busfahrer09 4 роки тому +34

      as a guy with three holes in my nose I'd say he had a little secret sniff before this episode to get going lol.

    • @RealmDesigner
      @RealmDesigner 4 роки тому +52

      The classic "I used to" is a technique used by people in the public eye to talk about shit.

    • @gamble8008
      @gamble8008 4 роки тому +15

      @@RealmDesigner Are you implying Tim still does coke?

    • @kuslerf12
      @kuslerf12 4 роки тому +18

      @@busfahrer09 septum bois unite

    • @busfahrer09
      @busfahrer09 4 роки тому +3

      @@kuslerf12 ???
      totally r-worded

  • @duncecan3047
    @duncecan3047 4 роки тому +83

    "If you had a closeted homosexual, somewhat Republican, cocaine addict living in your house. Would you want to get in that kids head?"
    -Tim Dillon

  • @marcusbennett93
    @marcusbennett93 4 роки тому +770

    This isn't the first time Tim's entered a bear cave.

  • @RamyTheGreat
    @RamyTheGreat 4 роки тому +182

    Tim Dillon has been the best part of 2020.

    • @quillclock
      @quillclock 3 роки тому +2

      and 21 and 22
      dude is thriving in this dumpster fire.

  • @carlosallison8955
    @carlosallison8955 4 роки тому +152

    "You'll be crushed under the weight of the empire, AND THATS OKAY." Is hilarious and upsetting.

    • @guywithalltheanswers6942
      @guywithalltheanswers6942 4 роки тому +9

      He's the right man for our time. A man who speaks truth and makes it funny.

    • @samchaleau
      @samchaleau 4 роки тому +3

      When did Bert become the Empire?

    • @lamarjackson8630
      @lamarjackson8630 4 роки тому +1

      Have you seen this clip of Tim Dillon making fun of Alex Jones?! Alex gets pissed! 😂 ua-cam.com/video/L5qynOa-mKo/v-deo.html

    • @FungusMossGnosis
      @FungusMossGnosis 4 роки тому

      @Levi Lebo I think Aldous Huxley had it closer to the truth of where we're headed. The same day he died, peacefully tripping on LSD, in Dallas JFK's head was exploded by our brave new national security state. Which way, Western Man?

  • @jdub551
    @jdub551 4 роки тому +221

    I get so much joy thinking about the anxiety Brett must get when he sees Tom having a successful episode with someone funnier

    • @ohthaterin
      @ohthaterin 4 роки тому +14

      brett 🤣

    • @tmo42
      @tmo42 2 роки тому +3

      Burt does not experience anxiety, he is an alcoholic. He is also rich. Glad you are joyful, but realize that is mental gymnastics on your part lol

    • @jdub551
      @jdub551 2 роки тому +11

      @@tmo42 are you new here? Bert has horrible anxiety 🤣 takes xany bars and everything. Check your facts my dude

    • @tmo42
      @tmo42 2 роки тому +2

      @@jdub551 check my facts? What facts? The fact that he takes drugs labeled as anti-anxiety by corporations?
      Dude takes drugs because he likes to have fun. That does not translate to him being anxious..
      What does 24 hours look like for Bert? 8 hours sleeping, 16 hours doping himself and laughing at shit. That is not anxiety my friend. Check your facts.

    • @jdub551
      @jdub551 2 роки тому +4

      @@tmo42 I can't stop giggling that this exchange is actually happening. How do you know how many hours he sleeps? Stalker status...relax Tyler. It's not that serious.

  • @ShugPhD
    @ShugPhD 4 роки тому +289

    Tim should really be the poster child for the keto diet. It has really put him in the best shape of his life.

  • @MPHswayze
    @MPHswayze 4 роки тому +346

    That shirt collar gave up sometime around Obama's inauguration

    • @kpeezyforsheezy
      @kpeezyforsheezy 4 роки тому +5

      For some reason my body tried to hold back laughter about after the third “ha” was garbled I finally let out a good belly laugh. Thanks

    • @j0sh707
      @j0sh707 4 роки тому

      So good!

    • @thealgorithm4429
      @thealgorithm4429 4 роки тому

      @@torched80 holy shot

    • @alexmendoza9645
      @alexmendoza9645 4 роки тому +1

      Bahahahaha

  • @thosearepinklemons
    @thosearepinklemons 4 роки тому +152

    Tim simultaneously scares the shit out of me with his social commentary and comforts me with his humor. Its a perfect mixture

    • @JA-ur8cx
      @JA-ur8cx 4 роки тому +11

      I love his back and forth spiral. It's hysterical. You think he's one way and then he dips the other. Just sitting there eating popcorn and watching the world burn.

    • @sgswaney
      @sgswaney 4 роки тому +3

      As a comic, his social commentary is top notch. Good thing he isn't a sociologist, or I would have paid attention.

    • @kjcorder
      @kjcorder 4 роки тому +1

      I wish he didn't have to yell at me.

    • @mikeyo2365
      @mikeyo2365 3 роки тому

      Same

  • @SHEQUAN
    @SHEQUAN 4 роки тому +90

    Does anyone ever notice how much Tim Dillon actually spits facts? I mean I am looking at this guy as a borderline genius

    • @crittenb7
      @crittenb7 Рік тому +2

      Except how epically wrong their on how calm things will be under Biden lol.

    • @niftyp2320
      @niftyp2320 Рік тому

      ​@@crittenb7I'm a conservative, but things have been 100% more chill under Biden.
      From the pandemic, the constant bitching from Trump, January 6th, failing to control BLM, nepotism in the offices, and just retardation, Trump didn't drain the swamp, didn't stop fentanyl, didn't stop covid. Do Bidens policies suck? Yeah. More chill under Biden? Yeah

    • @forwardmoving8252
      @forwardmoving8252 Рік тому

      ​@crittenb7 the one thing that sucks about Tom and his Gang (wife, friend) is that they're all moronic liberal bubble dwellers

  • @MrJol420
    @MrJol420 4 роки тому +3414

    Tim dillion is your new favorite comedian, yes or yes?

  • @ReyHolliday
    @ReyHolliday 4 роки тому +302

    Tim Dillon: "I'm uneducated"
    5 minutes later..
    Tim Dillon: "I am the plus sized prophet."

    • @JamesAndJesusYouTube
      @JamesAndJesusYouTube 4 роки тому +2

      Have you seen this clip of Tim Dillon making fun of Alex Jones?! Alex gets pissed! 😂 ua-cam.com/video/L5qynOa-mKo/v-deo.html

    • @RealmDesigner
      @RealmDesigner 4 роки тому +2

      I can't recall any prophet having a PHD.

  • @xavierdraco33
    @xavierdraco33 4 роки тому +149

    You know, this show has been a lot more fun since Bert’s arrest. What he did to those dogs, especially without their consent is unforgivable.

  • @johnridgeway3060
    @johnridgeway3060 3 роки тому +11

    The story Tim told about being a tour guide in New York legit had me laughing my ass off 🤣 im still laughing

  • @imalive123
    @imalive123 4 роки тому +941

    It’s surreal seeing Bert doing ad reads after his tragic passing. Rip

    • @TheGogogogogogo
      @TheGogogogogogo 4 роки тому +5

      @What happened To America !! Sorry for your loss.

    • @s.l.9281
      @s.l.9281 4 роки тому +44

      He is died. Bert did died.

    • @skibooski6884
      @skibooski6884 4 роки тому +8

      @What happened To America !! no brett is dead

    • @skibooski6884
      @skibooski6884 4 роки тому +26

      @What happened To America !! you need to just accept it and get through your mourning, Bert died of diabetes from his kool aid diet last week

    • @TheGogogogogogo
      @TheGogogogogogo 4 роки тому +1

      @Matt lmao

  • @JSorb
    @JSorb 4 роки тому +447

    Tim & Tom - Yes or Yes.

  • @nicog5479
    @nicog5479 4 роки тому +199

    This dude is an expert at making Nihilism seem so peachy 🤣 “I’m ready to open my door and hear, “air quality not sufficient.” Oh good! I’ve been here 3 months, but my food is here! Im in the quadrant that’s has food!”

    • @imnotahero9100
      @imnotahero9100 4 роки тому +4

      It comes with life weathering at an upswing trajectory

  • @thecarter8700
    @thecarter8700 2 роки тому +5

    “I have been DENIED”
    LMFAOOOO bruh Tim is HILARIOUS

  • @adammoore284
    @adammoore284 4 роки тому +535

    I know Bert is OG homies with Tom... But goddam this is the podcast we all deserve. It's like when the two smart kids get to be partners on the school project and kill it. Meanwhile Brent is eating paste and googling attractive dogs.

    • @aliciahull
      @aliciahull 3 роки тому +13

      sometimes the vibes are just right. nobody better than anybody, but chemistry is chemistry

    • @charlottem.1477
      @charlottem.1477 3 роки тому +3

      @@aliciahull 100% agree

    • @mrbuckets5445
      @mrbuckets5445 3 роки тому

      such a good call. They’re like West Wing characters for christ’s sake

    • @LimorG
      @LimorG 3 роки тому +1

      Evergreen burn

    • @jZamora87
      @jZamora87 2 роки тому +2

      @@aliciahull you're wrong.

  • @peds8345
    @peds8345 4 роки тому +96

    Thank god for Tim. After losing Callen and D'elia he has really filled that void. Hope he never changes

    • @Rojomanzana438
      @Rojomanzana438 4 роки тому +4

      Losing who!?...

    • @funnydonor9484
      @funnydonor9484 4 роки тому +16

      Tim can fill my void... vigorously

    • @Jason808Vance
      @Jason808Vance 4 роки тому +4

      Go buy a life rips shirt for the memories and hopefully he’ll come back. It’s only been 6-7 months

    • @idab6864
      @idab6864 4 роки тому +15

      @@Jason808Vance why support a creep? He didn't do anything illegal but he has predatory behavior. If your friend was in his late 30s only hooking up with fresh out of highschool girls, you'd think it's weird as fuck. Because it is.

    • @jonathancarranza6046
      @jonathancarranza6046 4 роки тому +8

      @@idab6864 nah, as long as they're legal I'd say he's killing it

  • @hay7501
    @hay7501 4 роки тому +149

    Imagine getting UA-cam premium just to have add reads every 10 mins in the video lol.

    • @xYoungExodus
      @xYoungExodus 4 роки тому +7

      Get youtube vanced, it skips sponsored segment

    • @Derek_Keenan
      @Derek_Keenan 4 роки тому +1

      just get the free adblocker app and play youtube through Safari and you get 0 ads, just like youtube premium. you just gotta skip thru the sponsored segments

    • @hay7501
      @hay7501 4 роки тому +12

      @@Derek_Keenan I’m literally only talking about the add reads.

    • @Derek_Keenan
      @Derek_Keenan 4 роки тому +5

      @@hay7501 you literally also mentioned having UA-cam premium so you don't get normal ads

    • @hay7501
      @hay7501 4 роки тому +17

      @@Derek_Keenan it’s almost like you’re intentionally not getting what I’m saying. Imagine getting premium, then having to sit through add reads regardless

  • @cristiantrinca3140
    @cristiantrinca3140 4 роки тому +42

    Tim is literally the best guest/co-host this podcast ever had! No one comes even close!

  • @earlymorningpodcast
    @earlymorningpodcast 4 роки тому +204

    “the girl who tried to fight her mother outside of Dr. Phil is a STAARR!”
    Thanks Tim Dillon

  • @alf3018
    @alf3018 4 роки тому +116

    Tim Dillon is becoming a legend

  • @joshuabento4015
    @joshuabento4015 4 роки тому +32

    Here it is boys your 7 Ad-reads!
    0:35 Saatva
    1:37 Established Titles
    18:18 Squarespace
    19:19 Whoop
    35:32 Vuori
    37:04 Bubs Naturals
    53:40 Harrys

  • @matthewlennon6289
    @matthewlennon6289 2 роки тому +23

    This was an epic episode, I keep coming back

  • @METALD00M
    @METALD00M 4 роки тому +37

    "Play bhad babie at the funeral. "
    Lmao, bruh I'm dying. Tim Dillon is too funny.

  • @johnstone7758
    @johnstone7758 4 роки тому +505

    Having Tim instead of Bert is like replacing Mind of Mencia with Chapelle Show reruns. Much better in every way.

    • @spreadthewerd2319
      @spreadthewerd2319 3 роки тому +9

      Seriously though

    • @boricuacut2902
      @boricuacut2902 3 роки тому +28

      Literally any other comic or individual would lol. Bett has one good bit and milked what he could from that. I unfortunately cant watch 2bears vuz Bert's laugh hurts my ears.

    • @johnstone7758
      @johnstone7758 3 роки тому +16

      @@boricuacut2902 Same. I dont dislike the man but, hes just not my shtyle.

    • @BLAHBLAH-ib3mo
      @BLAHBLAH-ib3mo 3 роки тому +2

      @@boricuacut2902 I cant even watch any of toms podcasts. hes a good guest (i assume) but he just isnt that funny on any of his podcasts.

    • @CharlieL292
      @CharlieL292 2 роки тому +10

      @@BLAHBLAH-ib3mo hope you enjoyed logging onto this one and running through the comments tho?

  • @nickeq42
    @nickeq42 4 роки тому +368

    The darkness that comes out of tim fills me with joy.

    • @mrlahey7945
      @mrlahey7945 3 роки тому +2

      Yasssss

    • @vtrlpz4396
      @vtrlpz4396 3 роки тому +5

      He's always in that split second between filling the straw and his dealer runing out

    • @frametomasterpieces8898
      @frametomasterpieces8898 3 роки тому +2

      “Joy” is a strange way of putting it, but yeah

    • @sooperd00p
      @sooperd00p 3 роки тому

      you spelled "truth" wrong.

  • @BackupPodcast
    @BackupPodcast 3 роки тому +18

    Tim Dillon sounds like a domesticated house pet describing the endless benefits of being owned by someone/something above you

  • @kingleunitas5920
    @kingleunitas5920 4 роки тому +53

    I always feel like Tim is super intelligent, his humor is next level!

    • @SaggyMarley
      @SaggyMarley 4 роки тому +1

      he's definietly an out of the box thinker

  • @porscheguy5848
    @porscheguy5848 4 роки тому +560

    The ads every 10 minutes is getting a little overboard. Do a few at the beginning and end. Ruins the conversation by cutting it off so many times

    • @Bob_Smith19
      @Bob_Smith19 4 роки тому +55

      This is YMH’s decision to collect more money. The advertisers pay more money for mid roll reads. Tom apparently didn’t listen to Joe when he talked about this and why he won’t do it.

    • @bmoc0867
      @bmoc0867 4 роки тому +36

      If they were on par with either Tim or Billy Blue Balls' ad reads, I'd be content with it!

    • @happymatter7937
      @happymatter7937 4 роки тому +9

      no shows equals more ads gotta get paid somehow

    • @idab6864
      @idab6864 4 роки тому +4

      Just get youtube premium

    • @cordcd7
      @cordcd7 4 роки тому +10

      @@idab6864 They're referring to the hosts reading copy. I paused at the second read, just now around 18:15.

  • @stevendalby5845
    @stevendalby5845 4 роки тому +299

    I feel so bad for Bret imagine reading these comments “can he just replace Brent” like every week it’s gotta be hitting Bernt hard lmao

    • @karningham2849
      @karningham2849 4 роки тому +21

      Who?

    • @karningham2849
      @karningham2849 4 роки тому +20

      Oh Barndt..man,screw that guy!.

    • @DNYGdj
      @DNYGdj 4 роки тому +3

      The man has a show on Netflix. You're delusional

    • @BenRaddatz
      @BenRaddatz 4 роки тому +12

      You think this is bad, you should look at the YMH reddit

    • @calebh101
      @calebh101 4 роки тому +1

      Bjorn Christendom needs constant ego checks.

  • @jonathonnesbit6550
    @jonathonnesbit6550 2 роки тому +11

    Tim is my new favorite comedian. I would love to see their reaction looking back at this episode and see how they feel now . lol

  • @BIGSCRIB66
    @BIGSCRIB66 4 роки тому +172

    "America needs an uneducated product that uneducated people can sell. That's what the American economy is" - Tim Dillon
    So accurate

    • @slomofo
      @slomofo 4 роки тому +4

      Its funny how right comedians can be

    • @Yakanhikoerotikkushiti
      @Yakanhikoerotikkushiti 4 роки тому

      So then I'm assuming you are the 2 bozos he's mentioning?

    • @slomofo
      @slomofo 4 роки тому +1

      @@Yakanhikoerotikkushiti i guess u are assuming that

    • @ChristianLosciale
      @ChristianLosciale 4 роки тому +3

      (Tim:) Everyone wantsta talk about what we need ...we need, right now, is a product that can be sold to uneducated people by uneducated people. Because that's the American economy. That's what it really is. People don't wanna knowwut--THAT's what commerce is!
      Commerce is a guy that goes, "I don't really know what this is, but you need it" and somebody who else who goes, "Makes sense!"
      And that's what happens.
      (Tom:) "And here's lotsa money for it!"

    • @sishaoabaiabajabahakabah2971
      @sishaoabaiabajabahakabah2971 4 роки тому +1

      among us stream? 🤔

  • @fliptophiphop1894
    @fliptophiphop1894 4 роки тому +152

    This podcast is brought to u by EVERYTHING THEYLL LET US SELL

    • @oliverlang1006
      @oliverlang1006 4 роки тому +7

      Your right, they should do it for free

    • @B-RaDD
      @B-RaDD 4 роки тому +1

      😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂

    • @B-RaDD
      @B-RaDD 4 роки тому +8

      I normally don't skip ads...... BUT I mean geez

    • @lamarjackson8630
      @lamarjackson8630 4 роки тому +1

      Have you seen this clip of Tim Dillon making fun of Alex Jones?! Alex gets pissed! 😂 ua-cam.com/video/L5qynOa-mKo/v-deo.html 😂

    • @georgehasleftthebuilding6621
      @georgehasleftthebuilding6621 4 роки тому

      Thank you! Geez it's not a 3hour JRE ... That guy doesn't even take a pee break 😳 lol OK OK Bert selling a health product did it for me 😂🍺🍔

  • @cassidycoll4488
    @cassidycoll4488 4 роки тому +220

    Tim's resume:
    "Tim Dillon: Hyperbolic Metaphorical Philosophic God of sales and comedy."
    Experience:
    - Selling mortgages to mobsters
    -Selling water to speedboats
    -Selling dictators to a democracy
    Special skills include:
    - uplifting like an atomic wedgie
    -helping to mediate and keeping up with alex jones
    Desired salary:Ralph lauren polos

  • @772minitrucker
    @772minitrucker 4 роки тому +61

    "Ralph Lauren is the only reputable clothing company that makes clothing for bigger men" *laughs in Carhartt*

    • @timsickler5125
      @timsickler5125 3 роки тому +1

      Now I can't get the image of LA hipsters rockin Carhartt overalls and sweatshirts out of my head 😂

    • @772minitrucker
      @772minitrucker 3 роки тому

      @@timsickler5125 lmfao.

    • @nomaanalwi9495
      @nomaanalwi9495 3 роки тому

      Crap quality

    • @rhino202
      @rhino202 Рік тому +1

      RL is great til you wash and dry it and It becomes a belly tee

  • @philsidock
    @philsidock 4 роки тому +66

    I love how Tom let Tim rant during this episode. They seem to both enjoy each others' company, and Tim was hilarious.

  • @bennyslim8945
    @bennyslim8945 4 роки тому +37

    Tim was absolutely crushing this entire podcast. That man is hilarious 😂

  • @cybertree
    @cybertree 4 роки тому +13

    Wow a functional conversation with no interruptions.
    That's crazy it's like both bears have situational awareness.

  • @Dr.Randy.Butternubs
    @Dr.Randy.Butternubs 3 роки тому +20

    "Do you think LA is on the upswing?"
    This aged like a fine pepper jack cheese

  • @dannysmith6075
    @dannysmith6075 4 роки тому +27

    Tim Dillion’s brain operates on another level

  • @kalebsokolowski
    @kalebsokolowski 4 роки тому +122

    I laughed more at this podcast than any in a long while.

  • @ksam7969
    @ksam7969 4 роки тому +40

    Tim's the best thing in comedy right now. The Bill Hicks of his generation, a quasi inheritor of that George Carlin energy.

  • @timwhite5562
    @timwhite5562 3 роки тому +44

    It's interesting watching this a year+after the fact. It's almost quaint how they thought things were going to be in the months to come.

    • @natecousins6264
      @natecousins6264 2 роки тому +8

      no kidding. foot off the gas? 😂😂😂

    • @pimpinaintdeadho
      @pimpinaintdeadho Рік тому

      Yeah, their cuck fantasies really turned out well.

  • @schwiftymdkp889
    @schwiftymdkp889 4 роки тому +137

    I feel like Tim and chris distefino could be family

    • @guywithalltheanswers6942
      @guywithalltheanswers6942 4 роки тому +8

      They are very good friends. I hope Chris can go on two bears one day. He would be fucking great in a one on one with tom and he's gained so much weight that he's actually a bear now.

    • @seanobrien648
      @seanobrien648 4 роки тому +3

      New York family, we live in a hellscape here

    • @thejamboy3556
      @thejamboy3556 4 роки тому +6

      Chrissy d and Tim are the funniest dudes around right now

    • @brunov.7411
      @brunov.7411 4 роки тому +1

      100% agree @@thejamboy3556

    • @yootoob8438
      @yootoob8438 4 роки тому

      it's a character peice

  • @TheOrlandoTrustfull
    @TheOrlandoTrustfull 4 роки тому +127

    Tommy must be loving the shows recently, where he has a comedian sitting across from him

    • @AnthonyLETSPARTY
      @AnthonyLETSPARTY 4 роки тому +8

      ^that's probably bert on his burner account

    • @JessicaSmith-yg9cn
      @JessicaSmith-yg9cn 4 роки тому +2

      @facciabella85 the only reason I can watch is for Tom and then I never get through a whole show. But I love when Tom has guests. And I REALLY love Tim!

    • @waylander140
      @waylander140 4 роки тому +4

      @@ClosedEyeVisualisations mraw me like fat hairy man! He no wear shirt! HILARIOUS!
      You probably think schaub is funny too.

    • @TheOrlandoTrustfull
      @TheOrlandoTrustfull 4 роки тому +2

      Closed Eyes Visuals: How ironic that you chose that name, when you can't see the truth

  • @personofpinterest4281
    @personofpinterest4281 4 роки тому +93

    “Walk into a room with a dirty carpet and an ash tray overflowing with cigarettes sit on a couch wrap yourself in a ratty blanket and say I’m not gonna be judged today” I felt that

    • @jkb1O5
      @jkb1O5 2 роки тому +1

      Poetic truth

    • @beautifulrose8619
      @beautifulrose8619 Рік тому

      How I feel at my sister's house. Great feeliing.

  • @PrincessBalamb
    @PrincessBalamb 3 роки тому +4

    33:26
    "Why is everyone so fat!?!?!?"
    "Mcgriddle?"
    🤣🤣

  • @garbougesenior3486
    @garbougesenior3486 4 роки тому +270

    The guy in the background always laughing hysterically should have his own Instagram for his laugh

  • @badfish5447link
    @badfish5447link 4 роки тому +47

    easily one of the funniest people on the planet right now

  • @BenRaddatz
    @BenRaddatz 4 роки тому +142

    Wow so Bernt is reduced to doing ad reads now?

    • @iceman6310
      @iceman6310 4 роки тому +6

      He's on tour

    • @BenRaddatz
      @BenRaddatz 4 роки тому +5

      @@iceman6310omg really??

    • @JesusHComedy
      @JesusHComedy 4 роки тому +22

      Tom says he died

    • @drewrip
      @drewrip 4 роки тому +6

      I’m not mad at it

    • @neenerheaddj
      @neenerheaddj 4 роки тому +2

      He has Corona. The “tour” is a smokescreen.

  • @thatguyshawn3570
    @thatguyshawn3570 3 роки тому +9

    Dillon is the GOAT. Being blunt about reality is a new industry.

    • @jaredmello
      @jaredmello 3 роки тому

      Andrew Tate did that too on YMH recently as well

  • @andrewdemchyshyn6599
    @andrewdemchyshyn6599 4 роки тому +60

    Tim Dillon sounds like Joe Rogan early 2010 podcasts but more knowledgeable in finance rather then martial art

    • @aleksdraws1520
      @aleksdraws1520 4 роки тому +2

      Hopefully he doesn’t ever reach the same level of fame n success as him though, Rogan made a 180 shift on most of his beliefs

    • @justinbell5167
      @justinbell5167 4 роки тому +3

      @@aleksdraws1520 what do you mean hes pulled a 180 on his beliefs?

  • @daaveedandersonaroni5347
    @daaveedandersonaroni5347 4 роки тому +89

    Tim is the kind of cool guy I’d take home to my parents, if I was gay....and knew where my parents had moved to.

  • @Jakem763
    @Jakem763 4 роки тому +130

    Tim and Tom need a show together tbh, Tim’s got the stories like bert not as many but he articulates much much better, I didn’t have anxiety the entire time like I do sometimes with Bert

    • @Stealth1919
      @Stealth1919 4 роки тому +6

      Burnt isn't even fit to be the local dog catcher.

    • @sikalikane1838
      @sikalikane1838 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah, I mean, anyone would be a better co-host than Bert at this point. But Tim rules for sure

    • @nathanrussell188
      @nathanrussell188 4 роки тому +5

      Part of why he doesn't have as many is because he doesn't make up most of his stories.

    • @Bob_Smith19
      @Bob_Smith19 4 роки тому +7

      I question everything Bert says and most of it I don’t believe.

  • @parishlarry21
    @parishlarry21 3 роки тому +4

    When Tim says, “It ain’t great” 😂

  • @Organs_Rare
    @Organs_Rare 4 роки тому +111

    Jesus christ I never notice how wide Tim Dillon shoulders are. He makes Tom look like he has a toddler body.

    • @albertoventurini2887
      @albertoventurini2887 4 роки тому +36

      completely agree; truly what peak male performance looks like

    • @trentstings
      @trentstings 4 роки тому +20

      he is the best swimmer on long island, what do you expect?

    • @arielshummer3822
      @arielshummer3822 4 роки тому +1

      Have you seen this clip of Tim Dillon making fun of Alex Jones?! Alex gets pissed! 😂 ua-cam.com/video/L5qynOa-mKo/v-deo.html 🔥

    • @mdf198122
      @mdf198122 4 роки тому +3

      He just has a disproportionately small head. Little baby dino head

    • @drinkju
      @drinkju 4 роки тому +2

      @@mdf198122 nice try

  • @SincereDoper
    @SincereDoper 4 роки тому +48

    Nike, Just Do It.
    Ralph Lauren, I'm Not Doing It.

  • @hammurabiofbabylon8035
    @hammurabiofbabylon8035 4 роки тому +124

    I think Tim Dillion will go down as one of the great comedy philosophers in the vein of George Carlin and Bill Hicks.

    • @KDaneWillard
      @KDaneWillard 4 роки тому +7

      yes or yes?

    • @JessicaSmith-yg9cn
      @JessicaSmith-yg9cn 4 роки тому +1

      Totally agree. Could be on par with Chappelle but appeals much less to the masses. 😂

    • @B-RaDD
      @B-RaDD 4 роки тому +2

      I've got Andrew Schulz....ahead as far as philosopher..... But whole package TIM the MFing scientist-vaccine promoting- dress wearing- beating corona with chest pumps Dillon

    • @TRLgoodvibesdotcom
      @TRLgoodvibesdotcom 4 роки тому +3

      He got the AlexJones energy in a gogurt fun way

  • @alejandrogomez7285
    @alejandrogomez7285 4 роки тому +11

    Tim is the best thing happening to the podcast world right now

  • @MrBlackLenses
    @MrBlackLenses 4 роки тому +54

    Bro alternating between embedded ads and youtube ads and then putting a youtube ad in the middle of an embedded ad was ridiculous

    • @JWB671
      @JWB671 4 роки тому +1

      You know Tom just bought a 7 mill dollar house in January right?

    • @xYoungExodus
      @xYoungExodus 4 роки тому

      Imagine not having youtube vanced

  • @AnitaHanjaabRN
    @AnitaHanjaabRN 4 роки тому +40

    "Outside is over, it's done, it's on fire its annoying and fucking up the wifi"

  • @ArdemisIII
    @ArdemisIII 4 роки тому +17

    “ I am outraged/ this is fine” is the best analogy for America

  • @GenericScreenName808
    @GenericScreenName808 2 роки тому +4

    “None of it is graceful” is so underrated

  • @Garahel
    @Garahel 4 роки тому +458

    God I love Tim Dillon, hes like the gay white Patrice

    • @thejunkyardmaster247
      @thejunkyardmaster247 4 роки тому +20

      Thats actually a pretty good analogy lol

    • @Bob_Smith19
      @Bob_Smith19 4 роки тому +18

      He’s not on Patrice’s level. But I respect his honesty a lot. He’s not afraid to say what he thinks which unfortunately is rare these days. Now imagine if Patrice was still alive and he had to interact w/ Tim 😂

    • @1DonnnieAkin
      @1DonnnieAkin 4 роки тому +1

      Tim is terrible, annoying and isnt CLOSE to Patrice status,shame on anyone who thinks soo

    • @thejunkyardmaster247
      @thejunkyardmaster247 4 роки тому +26

      @@1DonnnieAkin u mad?

    • @TTFTEC
      @TTFTEC 4 роки тому +13

      Except he’s funnier.
      Cue the angry responses

  • @tapatton9
    @tapatton9 4 роки тому +44

    Finally, Tom needs to hear about life in the big city.

  • @tyleredwards8109
    @tyleredwards8109 4 роки тому +45

    Tuesday is gonna be crazy.... stay safe everyone. Keep em high and tight

    • @dsauce8780
      @dsauce8780 4 роки тому +5

      All the mommies vote for DJT right?

    • @Nerflover10097
      @Nerflover10097 4 роки тому +3

      I'm Canadian I'll be cheering for you guys on the side lines don't come here though please

    • @tyleredwards8109
      @tyleredwards8109 4 роки тому +3

      @@dsauce8780 personally I’m voting for Biden but everyone should vote for whoever they want. Just vote.

    • @DelightfulDissident
      @DelightfulDissident 4 роки тому

      @@dsauce8780 You better believe I'm comin up in May 🇺🇲

  • @ryandunnlives
    @ryandunnlives 4 роки тому +27

    Tim murders within the first five minutes of a podcast.

  • @mudkipsarekool
    @mudkipsarekool 4 роки тому +33

    "I studied the boomer like people studied the centuries"

  • @Joshuadalewillis
    @Joshuadalewillis 4 роки тому +41

    This is the greatest choice you’ve made on this show so far

    • @VTLY85
      @VTLY85 4 роки тому +3

      Bobby Lee was a lot of fun too

    • @Bob_Smith19
      @Bob_Smith19 4 роки тому

      Bobby Lee is horrible. I admit he’s a love or hate guy. I’ve never found him funny or entertaining and I’m not alone.

  • @jvepps
    @jvepps 4 роки тому +40

    35 years old. TOM DILLION is only 35. I legit thought he was closer to 50.

    • @walzybby
      @walzybby 4 роки тому

      He’s 35

    • @melissareed3101
      @melissareed3101 4 роки тому

      Cocaine ages people

    • @imjustpinky
      @imjustpinky 4 роки тому

      Cocaine n stress ages you more than time itself sadly

    • @danl5362
      @danl5362 4 роки тому +1

      yea, he has the mentality of a 60 year old boring libertarian.

    • @jg2408
      @jg2408 4 роки тому +1

      You've never seen an Irishman before?

  • @shia1156
    @shia1156 3 роки тому +3

    I always love when you can hear the crew dying of laughter in the background

  • @tr1pl3thr333
    @tr1pl3thr333 4 роки тому +49

    Tom is a fantastic host and interviewer. He knows what he has with Tim and feeds him just enough to keep him going. The major difference between Tim and Bert is that Tim's brain doesn't have holes in it and he knows when he's being lead in a direction.

    • @koanikal
      @koanikal 4 роки тому +7

      If you ever watch The Tim Dillon Show podcast, you'd know that it doesn't take anything to keep him going. He rants hilariously for an hour on that show, and even makes the ads fucking epic.

  • @ILoveWordPress
    @ILoveWordPress 4 роки тому +159

    More like "2 Bears 100 Ads".

    • @SatomiForward
      @SatomiForward 4 роки тому +1

      24 hours before the election frendo

    • @DaleDan-Tony
      @DaleDan-Tony 4 роки тому +10

      Literally getting ads inside of other ads 😂

    • @AGIOS_
      @AGIOS_ 4 роки тому +13

      Yep. Welcome to the ymh channel, more ads than content.

    • @WeekendWeakling
      @WeekendWeakling 4 роки тому +8

      2 ads 1 joke

    • @bread_plays3984
      @bread_plays3984 4 роки тому +4

      Theres like 4 ads lol wym

  • @matthennn
    @matthennn 4 роки тому +97

    Tim had officially worn this shirt on every podcast.

    • @drexzz23
      @drexzz23 4 роки тому +2

      Oh Ralph

    • @RealmDesigner
      @RealmDesigner 4 роки тому +14

      It does exude American Royalty. The egg salad stains just add character.

  • @TeaGF
    @TeaGF 4 місяці тому +3

    Kamala Harris just gonna "Yas queen" herself into office 😂😂 truer now than ever

  • @drewcookies
    @drewcookies 4 роки тому +57

    Tim Dillon looks like what happens if Kirby eats Chris DeStefano... Tom just looks happy Bretts gone

    • @shaneviola8848
      @shaneviola8848 4 роки тому +3

      Tim Dillon is what you get when Alex jones accidentally drinks gay frog water

    • @Tehcarp
      @Tehcarp 4 роки тому

      whose burt?

    • @Tehcarp
      @Tehcarp 4 роки тому +1

      @Bird Dawg whose bird?

  • @God-w-
    @God-w- 4 роки тому +13

    Tim and Tom podcast right now please, rewatching this I noticed how well their conversations flow. Tim's sporadic ranting accompanied by Tom's quick plug of humor at the end of sentences, made this a wonderful listening experience.

  • @josephedwarddowling5919
    @josephedwarddowling5919 4 роки тому +87

    Never insulate the show from the backround sound of the tech guys laughing. Adds to the show a lot.

  • @t.c.v.t.
    @t.c.v.t. 4 роки тому +45

    I vote we demote Bret to ads only when he returns. The look on his face would be priceless.

  • @Walklikelions
    @Walklikelions 4 роки тому +100

    Cool i dont have to hear Bert talk about himself the whole episode.

    • @creeker81
      @creeker81 4 роки тому +13

      A HUN DRED percent!!!!!!

  • @darcys9597
    @darcys9597 4 роки тому +13

    Tim doesn't soak his wings in sauce, his strong 6'3 frame, hails from James Brown County.

  • @Buzzzzz-22
    @Buzzzzz-22 9 місяців тому +1

    Tim Dillion is my favorite comedian right now. His bit on Ralph Lauren was killing me lol

  • @evilash570
    @evilash570 4 роки тому +90

    “I spent a little bit of time in a crack house.” - Tim Dillon. “A LITTLE Bit of Time?” -Tom Segura

    • @JamesAndJesusYouTube
      @JamesAndJesusYouTube 4 роки тому +1

      Have you seen this clip of Tim Dillon making fun of Alex Jones?! Alex gets pissed! 😂 ua-cam.com/video/L5qynOa-mKo/v-deo.html 😆