People watching him for the first time: Why didn't he just buy bread? People who have seen tons of his videos: Surprised he didn't grow the ingredients himself
I thought that was where he was going with the intro for a second, but I realized he'd need so much space to grow wheat. Kinda surprised he didn't buy wheat and turn it in to flour though
@@l0sts0ul89 you'd need quite a bit, not too mention that grains like wheat need to be planted in fairly large groups and need a fairly large amount of garden space (and it appears he lives in an apartment which doesn't have any of this)
I can't often fall asleep smoothly due to my adhd. But spmething about your videos puts me at ease and gets my brain to settle down. You've helped me get through many well rested nights, Nice Japanese Knife Man. Thank you!
@@aaiemee Nah, that is convex on the side presented to the camera. That's definitely the handle of a fork or spoon, even butter knives have flat 'blades'
it's actually not that hard to make one. I think I remember seeing that u can make one for a dollar (keep in mind a very simple one) so like I'd say about for 10 dollars u can make a full operational manual centrifuge without a problem
Yeah, I'm in awe. I was looking at him scraping out the starch, and put it into the pan, and going "oh no. oh no, he's not going to ....he did the entire bowl, the absolute madman."
Right? Its like oh hes drilling some holes, ok, some rope, good, oh its bread time nice, ok he microwaved the bread, hes cutting it, oh that's pretty, etc for 5 more minutes, hey a knife!
Damn man, you never run out of knives to make. I hope you never run out of ideas and do this for a very long time until your knives get progressively more and more bizarre. It's been a journey watching you make all these knives. I love that even after you ran out of ideas for reasonable and sensible knives that you just kept on going and kept pushing the boundaries of what is traditionally considered a knife. Maybe one day you'll end up running out of ideas for physical knives and start making abstract knives or virtual 3d knives.
Someone: can you make a gold knife? Him: collects air outside > put air in refrigerator > adds 71 protons to each oxygen atom > makes gold > gold knife
A neutron star knife would be absolutely overpowered, other than the fact that it would weigh billions of tons, it would be super hard and resilient. Literally unbreakable
Isn't it absolutely amazing how science works? You think one thing is true, but then is proven false by experimenting with it. That's why I love videos like this; it's all about playing around with the material for a knife, only to get different results each time!
Would be awesome if he put subtitles explaining what he is doing or what materials he is using. Sure it adds to the mystery not knowing what he is doing but it would be informative.
@@muhammadamintaimoor7218 That sounds normal by because there is such a knife called a "Bread Knife" it's just when you take it out of context young then start to understand.
This person is a person of focus, dedication and sheer will to make this knife. How many times did they have to scoop out enough of what they needed from those little viles
グルテンフリーの強力粉は作りましたが包丁を作ってしまい、肝心のパンを作る分は残っていませんでした 泣。。
圧倒的不審者の極み! いつもお疲れ様です
パンってなんだろうと思いまいた(作文)
最高です！
あるあるだね、次は気を付けよ
パンとは...？
小麦粉の何か...？
person: hey can you pass me the bread knife?
kiwami: ok here
person: what
@StrawberryCow bread knife
StrawberryCow bread knife
StrawberryCow butterknife
@@user-rmftwz-yrjsoq *which one is it*
It would be better if it was the shape of a bread knife
People watching him for the first time: Why didn't he just buy bread?
People who have seen tons of his videos: Surprised he didn't grow the ingredients himself
I thought that was where he was going with the intro for a second, but I realized he'd need so much space to grow wheat. Kinda surprised he didn't buy wheat and turn it in to flour though
Fr 😂
@@Skipmunk85
How much wheat goes into a loaf of bread
@@l0sts0ul89 you'd need quite a bit, not too mention that grains like wheat need to be planted in fairly large groups and need a fairly large amount of garden space (and it appears he lives in an apartment which doesn't have any of this)
I was the 1K like.
How much water is that?
Kiwami: three cows
america be like
Four scores and three cows worth of water. Layman's terms 83 cows.
i feel like im watching an evil scientist doing his hobby on his freetime.
This guys definitely a serial killer
Change my mind
Hes a mad scienist
*SOUNVA BITCH*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I think it runs in the family because how to basic knows how to cook
Same
Sometimes I can't tell if he's a chemist, an engineer or a chef.
this man is too perfect
like... he knows everything
Aranea Nox
He is yes
Aranea Nox maybe chef? Cooking requires engineering and chemistry. Plus he’s making kitchen knifes?
@@Ep1-kh1gh Nah pretty sure he's a chemical engineer with too much spare time on his hands
Yes
Me: * sniffs * mmmm smells good. Whatchu baking?
Kiwami: A knife
NO!
@@maximuffin6395 y *E* _s_
@@maximuffin6395 LMAO I REMEMBER THAT VINE-
*Kiwami:*
"Sharpest _____ knife in the world"
*Me:*
"You mean there's *another one?"*
Let's see who holds the second.
Oh would you look at that, also him
Sharpest air knife in the world
@@ivotedtodaytwo he’s done a knife made out of smoke. Don’t test him
Kiwami: **cuts bread with bread**
me: *THIS IS BEYOND SCIENCE*
*B R E A D C E P T I O N*
Outstanding move but that is illegal
Like cutting diamonds with diamonds
I used the bread to destroy the bread.
Baguette knight
broke: slicing bread with a knife
w0ke: slicing bread with bread
“I used the bread to destroy the bread”
ascended: slicing knife with bread
It's not slicing Bread if your knife is bread. You're creating two separate versions of the same thing, Bread-Mitosis.
@@italianinitalics4302 i came to coment that ahhh
いえい
I was so focused on him making the actual bread that I forgot that the bread was going to become a knife at some point
あっ、みんな大好き遠心分離機はここで作られていたのか！
なるほど。日本人発見。
@@user-cl6om7on5d あら奇遇ね、てかいいね20付いてんのびっくりした。
@@tomatodao
これなら作れそうだね【感覚麻痺】
みんなのアイドル遠心分離機
うお、200いいねぁざす
that opening of the bread to reveal the cucumber felt like a punchline
do you know what a pickle is
@@Hevymin it's a cucumber
Hevy it hasn’t been pickled, it’s a cucumber
It is a punchline
@@Hevymin do YOU know what a pickle is?
This mans level of; patience, precision and masochism is the most incredible thing these two eyes have ever witnessed
restin' mattress you have to like pain at least a little bit to go through everything he does for these.
don't wanna sound stereotypical, but he's japanese so... yeah
Kiwami: Makes his own centrifuge out of wood
Chemists all over the world: So... ur telling me I could've saved my entire bank account?
What I learned today: Gluten free flour is stronger than carbon fiber.
It is harder, not necessarily stronger, carbon fiber is very high in tensile strength
@@shoudehuang1244 but only in one direction
It's quite difficult to use it for more complex shapes
@@Skund79 thats why its woven and parts are made with multiple layers. whole cars are made with it, including the rims.
@@amilmitt you can do it, but it's extremely expensive and the design process is very complicated.
Not stronger, denser
I can't often fall asleep smoothly due to my adhd. But spmething about your videos puts me at ease and gets my brain to settle down. You've helped me get through many well rested nights, Nice Japanese Knife Man. Thank you!
Next video "How to make world's sharpest knife using Oxygen"
"It will leave you breathless!" Heh heh heh... I'll show myself out.
@@hypereia7371 lol
😭😭😭 هههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه
It's possible. We can do it with an aerogel.
@@hypereia7371 *pushes him out so hard with bread
Kiwami: *cuts bread*
Me: there's gonna be a cucumber, isnt there
Kiwami: *opens bread to show the cucumber*
Me: yep
There is always a cucumber...
_Why is it always a cucumber?_
Kuzco: sharp pointy rocks at the bottom?
Pacha: probably
the real question is, How does the cucumber get there?
@@rebmucuc4763 O.O
Cooking, chemistry, building, humor, learning, carving, crafting, and randomness. This channel has everything
No it doesn't, I haven't seen even a single exploding trex
@@jackwisniewski3859 you’ve got a point
@@jackwisniewski3859 Yet
You forgot ASMR
@@D-me-dream-smp that too
きゅうりが出てくるのほんとにツボるʬʬ
Bread: "Who are you?"
Bread Knife: "I'm you but sharper"
lol
And gluten-free.
NANI
" uh! So Edgy!"
I don't get it
Kiwami: *Makes a knife*
Cucumber: Ah shit, here we go again.
fr, when he revealed the cucumber hiding in the motherfkn loaf i lost my shit.
お料理教室の先生「今日はおいしいパンを作っていきたいと思います。みなさんマイ包丁は持っていらっしゃいました？」
kiwami「これから作る」
Bread knife: 50 damage, reduces enemy's hunger by 40
*did he just build a centRIFUGE*
yes
Yes
@@filthyE yes
Casually, I might add.
Gonna be on dr stone season 2
Kiwami: *Has made many sharp knives of various materials*
Also Kiwami: *Cuts butter with the handle of a spoon/fork*
thats a butter knife.
@@aaiemee Nah, that is convex on the side presented to the camera. That's definitely the handle of a fork or spoon, even butter knives have flat 'blades'
its because he doesnt have any knives and all the knives get stolen by the knife troll
He probably doesn’t want to dirty them, or was already using said utensil and could kill 2 birds with 1 stone
this man grows cucumbers inside his office lamp. are you really suprised that he cut his butter with the handle?
“Hand me the bread knife”
“Ok”
“No I mean the other one”
Can we just take a second to appreciate how good this guy is at cooking?
That was actually the first time that oven has met proper food
Tbh I wouldn't trust food coming out of that oven
100 likes
Wouldn’t be surprised if the food turns out to be radioactive
@@aoikiriya2071 I be more surprised if the food WASN'T become radioactive
This madman just built his own centrifuge
The only thing more impressive than that was the fact that somehow flour without gluten is harder than carbon fiber
@Logan Bills weird flex but ok.
@@alcosmic No wonder those pastries suck so much.
@Logan Bills he was messuring the fking frying pan before.. its harder than steel
@@MrFrisMich i mean that pan was also coated 😏
Your stove sounds like its about to drop a sick beat
I would listen to it
Hmm, I'm gonna make a song about it.
Me: watching this
UA-cam: so you have chosen BREAD ADS
Knife ads for me
why am i not surprised that he built himself a centrifuge
Think about how much planning that must go into these videos
The cows told him to
i wont be surprised if he builds a nuclear reactor to make knives one day
@@cs371212 Sharpest U-235 kitchen knife in the world
it's actually not that hard to make one. I think I remember seeing that u can make one for a dollar (keep in mind a very simple one) so like I'd say about for 10 dollars u can make a full operational manual centrifuge without a problem
he: cut a piece of butter
my mind: he will use the smaller part
he: uses the rest
me: visible confusion
He actually did. He just cut 4 pieces, the video had a jump cut.
I love how he edits things to mess with your expectations. He's hilarious.
2:45
この人小学生の時将来の夢ってなんだったんだろう…
不審者ですね
たぶん
@@kceen_7531 日本語でおk
“In Soviet Russia, bread cuts you”
8:55
Gold!
Can we all just take a moment to realize he made a centrifuge out of wood dowels and a rope?
Well its a simple tool, they have been used as drills firestarters and toys for ages!
he also put metal in a microwave
@@Sarkos225that wasn’t a microwave, it was just a small oven
He made his own centrifuge, the absolute madman.
I was in awe
Yeah, I'm in awe. I was looking at him scraping out the starch, and put it into the pan, and going "oh no. oh no, he's not going to ....he did the entire bowl, the absolute madman."
I was just about to comment this. Absolute boss
Modern problems require Modern Solutions.
Had the same thought, inb4 this gets demonetized for showing us how to refine uranium and start a fission reaction.
I want to see an entire video that shows off just how many cows he has and what their names are
I'm genuinely terrified of everything this man makes and the quality of them.
I usually have no idea what the hell is happening at the first half of the video and I’m used to that fact at this point
Same tho
"They had us in the first half, not gonna lie."
He built himself a centrifuge, abd that's pretty awesome
Right? Its like oh hes drilling some holes, ok, some rope, good, oh its bread time nice, ok he microwaved the bread, hes cutting it, oh that's pretty, etc for 5 more minutes, hey a knife!
When you came here to watch someone make a knife out of bread, but you left learning how to make bread roses
And a centrifuge and a knife out of breaf
@@rulerworld1289 breaf
@@manhai7757
Bruhf
@@dethmaul fhurb
自分で1から遠心分離ってw
手動遠心分離機で笑った
"And do you ever do anything except kitchen knifes?"
"Yeah, I'm also pretty good at baking bread"
"Sounds cool-"
*"Bread kitchen knifes"*
*Knives
**knives*
*naives**
It’s pronounced kniahegdbakdhdusbdhxisjsgfyusbdhxusbdujsj
Sorrey iam no inglis :'v
This man has a homemade centrifuge for making BREAD KNIFES. The yakuza must fear this man.
this guy
Man, I know I’m here for the funny knives, but I’ve *got* to try out those bread shapes on my challah recipe.
I love how he doesn't even need say something messed up, you can just tell from the trembling hands
15:14 top ten biggest plot twists in history
*”Mom he’s eating the knives again”*
Half the time I don't know what the hell is going on. But by the end their is always a knife
And a cucumber
And a very happy ceramic cow
there
Something, something, Bioshock.
Or a guillotine
The most amount of effort I've seen put into a pun.
回すところがシュールすぎて笑う
this man deadass taught us how to make bread AND a bread knife, legend
And a centrifuge
Stonks
@@exoduscultist many stonks📈
his bread is wrongly made : too much water and there is never butter in bread. But he's a legend anyway
@@cyr_neip2589 thank you, as a french i was triggered by the butter
遠心分離機まで作るの草
really just woke up and was like “lemme make a knife made of bread today” and just did it
In 2050 next episode be like
"SHARPEST KNIFE MADE OUT OF AIR"
He already made a knife out of smoke
So you were close enough
@@efimnovikov-glushkov4830 cool
NO-
atoms 😎
@@suero. i recon most knives are mad out of atoms m8
He should make a cucumber knife and instead of cutting a cucumber at the end he cuts a chocolate knife
"you've spent so long cutting the cucumber, now the cucumber, CUT YOU!"
use cucumber to cut the knife.cucumber's revenge
なんかきゅうりが逆襲するらしいよ
@FUCK YOU :D, stahhp doing racist jokes.
why did this comment make me laugh so hard?
途中でいつも本当に包丁を作っているのかわからなくなる時がある。
パンの包丁vs防御力の高いパン
やってほしい………というか見たい…
Damn man, you never run out of knives to make. I hope you never run out of ideas and do this for a very long time until your knives get progressively more and more bizarre. It's been a journey watching you make all these knives. I love that even after you ran out of ideas for reasonable and sensible knives that you just kept on going and kept pushing the boundaries of what is traditionally considered a knife. Maybe one day you'll end up running out of ideas for physical knives and start making abstract knives or virtual 3d knives.
Someone: can you make a gold knife?
Him: collects air outside > put air in refrigerator > adds 71 protons to each oxygen atom > makes gold > gold knife
Underrated comment
what about electron and neutron.
@The Rare Mate
It's guaranteed he doesn't, judging by his intelligence.
@The Rare Mate seems like you got the reference
@огромная эрекция agreed.
On April fool's, he's gonna make a regular knife.
Worlds bluntest knife made from an actual knife
Can't wait
Andrew James that'd be hilarious
he will make an knife from april
“You gonna get a bullet in yo lung fo dat”
途中までは美味しそうだった…途中までは美味しそうだった…途中までは…
Person: this is the best thing since sliced breadkiwami: wait a minute...
包丁のためならパン職人にもなる男
Constantly impressed by all your content, imagination, ingenuity, and humor. Thanks for making these videos brother
Gallinor he often showed himself already
とても面白い
G-Rated I think the real question...is whether helicopters have multiple genders
Gallinor ahahaha funny 2011 joke
I couldn’t say better. :)
Just amazing, you made it. I love to watch your work.
料理のための道具作りで、料理の楽しさを教えてくれる天才
In the year 2040
Kiwami Japan: “Sharpest neutron star knife”
2400*
sharpet plutonium knife
stop giving him ideas!!!
A neutron star knife would be absolutely overpowered, other than the fact that it would weigh billions of tons, it would be super hard and resilient. Literally unbreakable
Safir dont be suprised if he actually does it with the state of the art technology, probs stronger than the diamond sword.
I don't see how you can get more creative with the cucumber
you sure about that?
Knife made of cucumber cutting a cucumber
I can , just eat it.
bibou Plays 😏
@@IceyKami gay
この人の動画はASMRとしても楽しめる
完成形がどちらとも綺麗...
Lets not ignore the fact that gluten free flour is harder than carbon fiber...
Isn't it absolutely amazing how science works? You think one thing is true, but then is proven false by experimenting with it. That's why I love videos like this; it's all about playing around with the material for a knife, only to get different results each time!
@@bowlinbowlinbowlin I respect that, but I like watching it because it's weird even though I don't understand most of what he's doing
@@oliverhopkin8299 Me too. Even though the science behind it is pretty cool, the strange concept makes it all the more intriguing!
No just the gluten was harder, but gluten free flour is pretty hard!
This is pretty amazing, but you could probably snap the knife pretty easily still. Harder=/=stronger
パンをパンで切るというパワーワード
神だ 同じこと思ってる奴がいたwww
そしてやはり中にはキュウリが、、
wwww
パンワード
I enjoy watching these videos before I fall asleep. They’re very calming.
“I don’t care if it’s 2am. I have to watch.”
We’re reaching levels of Japan that shouldn’t even be possible
This is "Will it blend" levels of Japan. Now we have "Will it knife".
You are Soooo not even wrong
It takes great deal of discriprine to master Level: Asian.
only japan can reach these levels
最初の下準備がいつも何作ってるか分からない
だよねw
2:24
ua-cam.com/video/-YF0XR05RXk/v-deo.html
犬太郎 圧倒的不審者の極み！この言葉たけでわかる
今回は遠心分離機からですか……
1:55からの漂うHow to basic感
どんだけ器用なんだよwww
All i love from his videos is the cucumber cutting scenes
Early humans: stone tools
Modern humans: iron/steel/.. tools
This guy: Bread tools
New texture pack in minecraft, gUESS WHAT IT IS
forget butter, we got B R E A D
Time to make bread tool mod i guess. It will be great if someone give me texture for bread tool texture.
The cucumber actually killed me xD. I adore this channel.
Same tho. I had a double take when I saw it, then had a good laugh for a minute.
I knew it was gonna be somewhere hilarious 😂
普通に圧倒的不審者の極みさんの作ったパン食べてみたい
発想が素晴らしい‼️
もしかしたら、新たな素材開発するかも⁉️
最初火おこしでもするのかと思ったら、
お手製の遠心分離機だったとは...
一本取られたぜ
パンってパンで切れるのかぁ(困惑)
Literally no one:
Kiwami japan: I used the bread to cut the bread
お手製の遠心分離機作ってて笑うｗｗｗ
専門的すぎる道具がたくさんあるのに、たまに可愛い見た目の道具もあって草
いつの間にキュリが
いやパン職人の手捌き
How to make a bread knife:
Step 1: Build a centrifuge out of wood...
The dedication put into these videos is truly astounding.
Didn't have to bake his own bread but he *did*
こういうのよく思いつくよね、よく動画で、失敗した時の震え方可愛い
ｶﾀｶﾀｶﾀ( ﾟ□ﾟ)ｶﾀｶﾀｶﾀ…
初めて見たけどハマる
Would be awesome if he put subtitles explaining what he is doing or what materials he is using.
Sure it adds to the mystery not knowing what he is doing but it would be informative.
endgame (2019)
Thanos: I used the stones to destroy the stones
UA-cam (2019)
Kiwami: I used the bread to destroy the bread
Ben wait until he makes a cucumber knife...
Kiwami: I used the cucumber to destroy the cucumber
Kiwami: Reduced to slivers
Star vs the force of evil (2019)
Star Butterfly: i use magic to destroy magic =)))
I WAS THINKING THAT
1999:were gonna have flying cars!
2019:cuts bread with a bread knife
@@muhammadamintaimoor7218 That sounds normal by because there is such a knife called a "Bread Knife" it's just when you take it out of context young then start to understand.
パンからきゅうり出てきたとき思わず｢何でだよ！ww｣って叫んでしまった
ここで作った遠心分離機に余程の
愛着があるのか、大抵の実験機器は
本格的なものを導入しているのに
遠心分離機だけはずっと手動。
This person is a person of focus, dedication and sheer will to make this knife. How many times did they have to scoop out enough of what they needed from those little viles