People watching him for the first time: Why didn't he just buy bread? People who have seen tons of his videos: Surprised he didn't grow the ingredients himself
I thought that was where he was going with the intro for a second, but I realized he'd need so much space to grow wheat. Kinda surprised he didn't buy wheat and turn it in to flour though
@@l0sts0ul89 you'd need quite a bit, not too mention that grains like wheat need to be planted in fairly large groups and need a fairly large amount of garden space (and it appears he lives in an apartment which doesn't have any of this)
Right? Its like oh hes drilling some holes, ok, some rope, good, oh its bread time nice, ok he microwaved the bread, hes cutting it, oh that's pretty, etc for 5 more minutes, hey a knife!
@@aaiemee Nah, that is convex on the side presented to the camera. That's definitely the handle of a fork or spoon, even butter knives have flat 'blades'
Yeah, I'm in awe. I was looking at him scraping out the starch, and put it into the pan, and going "oh no. oh no, he's not going to ....he did the entire bowl, the absolute madman."
I can't often fall asleep smoothly due to my adhd. But spmething about your videos puts me at ease and gets my brain to settle down. You've helped me get through many well rested nights, Nice Japanese Knife Man. Thank you!
it's actually not that hard to make one. I think I remember seeing that u can make one for a dollar (keep in mind a very simple one) so like I'd say about for 10 dollars u can make a full operational manual centrifuge without a problem
Someone: can you make a gold knife? Him: collects air outside > put air in refrigerator > adds 71 protons to each oxygen atom > makes gold > gold knife
A neutron star knife would be absolutely overpowered, other than the fact that it would weigh billions of tons, it would be super hard and resilient. Literally unbreakable
Kiwami: **CUTS BREAD WITH BREAD** Me: **Whispers silently** “Oh my gosh he’s a geni-“ Also Me after seeing a cucumber sliced within the bread: “WHAT THE FU-!?!?”
Isn't it absolutely amazing how science works? You think one thing is true, but then is proven false by experimenting with it. That's why I love videos like this; it's all about playing around with the material for a knife, only to get different results each time!
@@aminissalty That sounds normal by because there is such a knife called a "Bread Knife" it's just when you take it out of context young then start to understand.
He might be able to make one from thin slices of cucumber bonded together with some kind of resin. Sort of like the carbon fiber one but with cucumber.
I now know that a knife made from gluten-free flour would be harder than a knife made from a goliath conch shell. I really hope this information saves my life one day
but remember hardness doesn't equal toughness, the harder the material the easier it is to snap or shatter, that's why most outdoor knives are around 60 rockwell
Michael You Very true. Maybe if you in-lay a softer, more flexible gluten-rich flour in the spine, you could increase the toughness a bit. The ultimate pastry knife
グルテンフリーの強力粉は作りましたが包丁を作ってしまい、肝心のパンを作る分は残っていませんでした 泣。。
圧倒的不審者の極み! いつもお疲れ様です
パンってなんだろうと思いまいた(作文)
最高です!
あるあるだね、次は気を付けよ
パンとは...?
小麦粉の何か...?
Sometimes I can't tell if he's a chemist, an engineer or a chef.
this man is too perfect
like... he knows everything
Aranea Nox
He is yes
Aranea Nox maybe chef? Cooking requires engineering and chemistry. Plus he’s making kitchen knifes?
@@Ep1-kh1gh Nah pretty sure he's a chemical engineer with too much spare time on his hands
Yes
person: hey can you pass me the bread knife?
kiwami: ok here
person: what
@StrawberryCow bread knife
StrawberryCow bread knife
StrawberryCow butterknife
@@user-rmftwz-yrjsoq *which one is it*
It would be better if it was the shape of a bread knife
People watching him for the first time: Why didn't he just buy bread?
People who have seen tons of his videos: Surprised he didn't grow the ingredients himself
I thought that was where he was going with the intro for a second, but I realized he'd need so much space to grow wheat. Kinda surprised he didn't buy wheat and turn it in to flour though
Fr 😂
@@Skipmunk85
How much wheat goes into a loaf of bread
@@l0sts0ul89 you'd need quite a bit, not too mention that grains like wheat need to be planted in fairly large groups and need a fairly large amount of garden space (and it appears he lives in an apartment which doesn't have any of this)
I was the 1K like.
How much water is that?
Kiwami: three cows
america be like
Four scores and three cows worth of water. Layman's terms 83 cows.
i feel like im watching an evil scientist doing his hobby on his freetime.
This guys definitely a serial killer
Change my mind
Hes a mad scienist
*SOUNVA BITCH*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I think it runs in the family because how to basic knows how to cook
Same
Kiwami: **cuts bread with bread**
me: *THIS IS BEYOND SCIENCE*
*B R E A D C E P T I O N*
Outstanding move but that is illegal
Like cutting diamonds with diamonds
I used the bread to destroy the bread.
Baguette knight
broke: slicing bread with a knife
w0ke: slicing bread with bread
“I used the bread to destroy the bread”
ascended: slicing knife with bread
It's not slicing Bread if your knife is bread. You're creating two separate versions of the same thing, Bread-Mitosis.
@@italianinitalics4302 i came to coment that ahhh
いえい
*Kiwami:*
"Sharpest _____ knife in the world"
*Me:*
"You mean there's *another one?"*
Let's see who holds the second.
Oh would you look at that, also him
Sharpest air knife in the world
@@ivotedtodaytwo he’s done a knife made out of smoke. Don’t test him
This mans level of; patience, precision and masochism is the most incredible thing these two eyes have ever witnessed
restin' mattress you have to like pain at least a little bit to go through everything he does for these.
don't wanna sound stereotypical, but he's japanese so... yeah
that opening of the bread to reveal the cucumber felt like a punchline
do you know what a pickle is
@@Hevymin it's a cucumber
Hevy it hasn’t been pickled, it’s a cucumber
It is a punchline
@@Hevymin do YOU know what a pickle is?
Kiwami: *Makes a knife*
Cucumber: Ah shit, here we go again.
fr, when he revealed the cucumber hiding in the motherfkn loaf i lost my shit.
Me: * sniffs * mmmm smells good. Whatchu baking?
Kiwami: A knife
NO!
@@maximuffin6395 y *E* _s_
@@maximuffin6395 LMAO I REMEMBER THAT VINE-
Kiwami: *cuts bread*
Me: there's gonna be a cucumber, isnt there
Kiwami: *opens bread to show the cucumber*
Me: yep
There is always a cucumber...
_Why is it always a cucumber?_
Kuzco: sharp pointy rocks at the bottom?
Pacha: probably
the real question is, How does the cucumber get there?
@@rebmucuc4763 O.O
Next video "How to make world's sharpest knife using Oxygen"
"It will leave you breathless!" Heh heh heh... I'll show myself out.
@@hypereia7371 lol
😭😭😭 هههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه
It's possible. We can do it with an aerogel.
@@hypereia7371 *pushes him out so hard with bread
I usually have no idea what the hell is happening at the first half of the video and I’m used to that fact at this point
Same tho
"They had us in the first half, not gonna lie."
He built himself a centrifuge, abd that's pretty awesome
Right? Its like oh hes drilling some holes, ok, some rope, good, oh its bread time nice, ok he microwaved the bread, hes cutting it, oh that's pretty, etc for 5 more minutes, hey a knife!
あっ、みんな大好き遠心分離機はここで作られていたのか!
なるほど。日本人発見。
@@さかあがり-o6q あら奇遇ね、てかいいね20付いてんのびっくりした。
@@tomatodao
これなら作れそうだね【感覚麻痺】
みんなのアイドル遠心分離機
うお、200いいねぁざす
こんなに発想力と技術が釣り合ってる人、良いよな
That was actually the first time that oven has met proper food
Tbh I wouldn't trust food coming out of that oven
100 likes
Wouldn’t be surprised if the food turns out to be radioactive
@@aoikiriya2071 I be more surprised if the food WASN'T become radioactive
Kiwami: *Has made many sharp knives of various materials*
Also Kiwami: *Cuts butter with the handle of a spoon/fork*
thats a butter knife.
@@aaiemee Nah, that is convex on the side presented to the camera. That's definitely the handle of a fork or spoon, even butter knives have flat 'blades'
its because he doesnt have any knives and all the knives get stolen by the knife troll
He probably doesn’t want to dirty them, or was already using said utensil and could kill 2 birds with 1 stone
this man grows cucumbers inside his office lamp. are you really suprised that he cut his butter with the handle?
I was so focused on him making the actual bread that I forgot that the bread was going to become a knife at some point
専門的すぎる道具がたくさんあるのに、たまに可愛い見た目の道具もあって草
Bread: "Who are you?"
Bread Knife: "I'm you but sharper"
lol
And gluten-free.
NANI
" uh! So Edgy!"
I don't get it
This madman just built his own centrifuge
The only thing more impressive than that was the fact that somehow flour without gluten is harder than carbon fiber
@Logan Bills weird flex but ok.
@@alcosmic No wonder those pastries suck so much.
@Logan Bills he was messuring the fking frying pan before.. its harder than steel
@@MrFrisMich i mean that pan was also coated 😏
Kiwami: Makes his own centrifuge out of wood
Chemists all over the world: So... ur telling me I could've saved my entire bank account?
遠心分離機まで作るの草
*did he just build a centRIFUGE*
yes
Yes
@@filthyE yes
Casually, I might add.
Gonna be on dr stone season 2
途中包丁作りたくなる発作みたいなの起こるとこ好き。
主様は包丁中毒末期
お料理教室の先生「今日はおいしいパンを作っていきたいと思います。みなさんマイ包丁は持っていらっしゃいました?」
kiwami「これから作る」
包丁を作る動画見にきたらなんかパン作ってたんだけどいつのまにか本筋に戻ってて安心したね
#Vb#
途中でいつも本当に包丁を作っているのかわからなくなる時がある。
Half the time I don't know what the hell is going on. But by the end their is always a knife
And a cucumber
And a very happy ceramic cow
there
Something, something, Bioshock.
Or a guillotine
Cooking, chemistry, building, humor, learning, carving, crafting, and randomness. This channel has everything
No it doesn't, I haven't seen even a single exploding trex
@@jackwisniewski3859 you’ve got a point
@@jackwisniewski3859 Yet
You forgot ASMR
@@D-me-dream-smp that too
He made his own centrifuge, the absolute madman.
I was in awe
Yeah, I'm in awe. I was looking at him scraping out the starch, and put it into the pan, and going "oh no. oh no, he's not going to ....he did the entire bowl, the absolute madman."
I was just about to comment this. Absolute boss
Modern problems require Modern Solutions.
Had the same thought, inb4 this gets demonetized for showing us how to refine uranium and start a fission reaction.
This man has a homemade centrifuge for making BREAD KNIFES. The yakuza must fear this man.
this guy
this man deadass taught us how to make bread AND a bread knife, legend
And a centrifuge
Stonks
@@exoduscultist many stonks📈
his bread is wrongly made : too much water and there is never butter in bread. But he's a legend anyway
@@cyr_neip2589 thank you, as a french i was triggered by the butter
I can't often fall asleep smoothly due to my adhd. But spmething about your videos puts me at ease and gets my brain to settle down. You've helped me get through many well rested nights, Nice Japanese Knife Man. Thank you!
"And do you ever do anything except kitchen knifes?"
"Yeah, I'm also pretty good at baking bread"
"Sounds cool-"
*"Bread kitchen knifes"*
*Knives
**knives*
*naives**
It’s pronounced kniahegdbakdhdusbdhxisjsgfyusbdhxusbdujsj
Sorrey iam no inglis :'v
why am i not surprised that he built himself a centrifuge
Think about how much planning that must go into these videos
The cows told him to
i wont be surprised if he builds a nuclear reactor to make knives one day
@@cs371212 Sharpest U-235 kitchen knife in the world
it's actually not that hard to make one. I think I remember seeing that u can make one for a dollar (keep in mind a very simple one) so like I'd say about for 10 dollars u can make a full operational manual centrifuge without a problem
he: cut a piece of butter
my mind: he will use the smaller part
he: uses the rest
me: visible confusion
He actually did. He just cut 4 pieces, the video had a jump cut.
I love how he edits things to mess with your expectations. He's hilarious.
2:45
きゅうりが出てくるのほんとにツボるʬʬ
When you came here to watch someone make a knife out of bread, but you left learning how to make bread roses
And a centrifuge and a knife out of breaf
@@rulerworld1289 breaf
@@manhai7757
Bruhf
@@dethmaul fhurb
Can we all just take a moment to realize he made a centrifuge out of wood dowels and a rope?
Well its a simple tool, they have been used as drills firestarters and toys for ages!
he also put metal in a microwave
@@Sarkos225that wasn’t a microwave, it was just a small oven
最初の下準備がいつも何作ってるか分からない
だよねw
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犬太郎 圧倒的不審者の極み!この言葉たけでわかる
今回は遠心分離機からですか……
1:55からの漂うHow to basic感
“Hand me the bread knife”
“Ok”
“No I mean the other one”
*”Mom he’s eating the knives again”*
包丁のためならパン職人にもなる男
Someone: can you make a gold knife?
Him: collects air outside > put air in refrigerator > adds 71 protons to each oxygen atom > makes gold > gold knife
Underrated comment
what about electron and neutron.
@The Rare Mate
It's guaranteed he doesn't, judging by his intelligence.
@The Rare Mate seems like you got the reference
@огромная эрекция agreed.
Bread knife: 50 damage, reduces enemy's hunger by 40
パンからきゅうり出てきたとき思わず「何でだよ!ww」って叫んでしまった
こういうのよく思いつくよね、よく動画で、失敗した時の震え方可愛い
カタカタカタ( ゚□゚)カタカタカタ…
3分の1まで完全な料理動画
からの火起こし機で遠心分離は草
キットカット これがホントの3分(まで)クッキングってやつね
手動の遠心分離機作るのはやべえよw
マジでワロタw
不審者クッキングだな
Your stove sounds like its about to drop a sick beat
I would listen to it
Hmm, I'm gonna make a song about it.
ワイ「今回はキュウリおらんな」
キュウリ「ここやで(パンの中)」
ワイ「( ^o^)<ンンンンンンンンンンンンンンンwww」
ぐっちー[米民] huh
キュウリ笑うwww
このコメントより上に固定コメと外人ニキしかいないw
ん?後ろに何か気配が...
@@優愛自由な人 それ以上は考えては行けない。さぁ前を向いて明日のことを考えろ。
最初火おこしでもするのかと思ったら、
お手製の遠心分離機だったとは...
一本取られたぜ
Can we just take a second to appreciate how good this guy is at cooking?
外国人が
「こいつはダヴィンチの生まれ変わりや!」
「いやワイはアルキメデスやとおもう」
みたいなコメントしてて草
Yama toyo まじかよwww
It's exaggerated for sure.
ワイっていう要約のせいで相当頭悪そうに感じてしまう
そのコメント見たことないわ
@あ子はいはい、読めへん👍
In the year 2040
Kiwami Japan: “Sharpest neutron star knife”
2400*
sharpet plutonium knife
stop giving him ideas!!!
A neutron star knife would be absolutely overpowered, other than the fact that it would weigh billions of tons, it would be super hard and resilient. Literally unbreakable
Safir dont be suprised if he actually does it with the state of the art technology, probs stronger than the diamond sword.
パンをパンで切るというパワーワード
神だ 同じこと思ってる奴がいたwww
そしてやはり中にはキュウリが、、
wwww
パンワード
“In Soviet Russia, bread cuts you”
8:55
Gold!
パンはパンでも食べられないパンはなーんだ
_人人人人人人人人人人_
> パンで作った包丁 <
 ̄YYYYYYYYYY ̄
パワーワードwwwwww
誰がうまいこといえとwwwww
山田くん!座布団3枚もってきて!
口血だらけ
好き
あたらしい!!
Kiwami: **CUTS BREAD WITH BREAD**
Me: **Whispers silently** “Oh my gosh he’s a geni-“
Also Me after seeing a cucumber sliced within the bread: “WHAT THE FU-!?!?”
Jr4_ Leonides Magic
You must be new here
Let me finish that “CK!?!?”
Heh. Premade cucumber sandwiches...
ruined the meme with the word gosh
He should make a cucumber knife and instead of cutting a cucumber at the end he cuts a chocolate knife
"you've spent so long cutting the cucumber, now the cucumber, CUT YOU!"
use cucumber to cut the knife.cucumber's revenge
なんかきゅうりが逆襲するらしいよ
@FUCK YOU :D, stahhp doing racist jokes.
why did this comment make me laugh so hard?
Me: watching this
UA-cam: so you have chosen BREAD ADS
Knife ads for me
Lets not ignore the fact that gluten free flour is harder than carbon fiber...
Isn't it absolutely amazing how science works? You think one thing is true, but then is proven false by experimenting with it. That's why I love videos like this; it's all about playing around with the material for a knife, only to get different results each time!
@@bowlinbowlinbowlin I respect that, but I like watching it because it's weird even though I don't understand most of what he's doing
@@oliverhopkin8299 Me too. Even though the science behind it is pretty cool, the strange concept makes it all the more intriguing!
No just the gluten was harder, but gluten free flour is pretty hard!
This is pretty amazing, but you could probably snap the knife pretty easily still. Harder=/=stronger
世界一硬いパン普通に殴っても凶器じゃん。
あの不審者は打撲よりも切り傷の方がきっといいんですよ
血が見たいだけw
@@user-ononoimoko サイコパスwww
On April fool's, he's gonna make a regular knife.
Worlds bluntest knife made from an actual knife
Can't wait
Andrew James that'd be hilarious
he will make an knife from april
“You gonna get a bullet in yo lung fo dat”
この人小学生の時将来の夢ってなんだったんだろう…
不審者ですね
たぶん
@@kceen_7531 日本語でおk
We’re reaching levels of Japan that shouldn’t even be possible
This is "Will it blend" levels of Japan. Now we have "Will it knife".
You are Soooo not even wrong
It takes great deal of discriprine to master Level: Asian.
only japan can reach these levels
このチャンネルがのびたのは圧倒的技術力もあるけど清潔感もあると思う
(異論は認める)
異論はないから安心するが良い
なにがでるかな 無いです
(異論なんて)ないです
不審者だからのび太
kアルごりら でも不審者の割に静か
Me: supposed to be studying
Also me: watching a guy make a knife out of bread
Same xD
Same here 😂
😂
ohmaygod same
Not just a guy. A master of making knives from unusual materials.
I'm genuinely terrified of everything this man makes and the quality of them.
endgame (2019)
Thanos: I used the stones to destroy the stones
UA-cam (2019)
Kiwami: I used the bread to destroy the bread
Ben wait until he makes a cucumber knife...
Kiwami: I used the cucumber to destroy the cucumber
Kiwami: Reduced to slivers
Star vs the force of evil (2019)
Star Butterfly: i use magic to destroy magic =)))
I WAS THINKING THAT
1999:were gonna have flying cars!
2019:cuts bread with a bread knife
@@aminissalty That sounds normal by because there is such a knife called a "Bread Knife" it's just when you take it out of context young then start to understand.
I don't see how you can get more creative with the cucumber
you sure about that?
Knife made of cucumber cutting a cucumber
I can , just eat it.
bibou Plays 😏
@@IceyKami gay
Early humans: stone tools
Modern humans: iron/steel/.. tools
This guy: Bread tools
New texture pack in minecraft, gUESS WHAT IT IS
forget butter, we got B R E A D
Time to make bread tool mod i guess. It will be great if someone give me texture for bread tool texture.
I love how he doesn't even need say something messed up, you can just tell from the trembling hands
15:14 top ten biggest plot twists in history
火起こし機作ってるのかと思った私が浅はかだったね
同じく
@@user-5jkd9dkf モビール的な?
私も思いました
まさか遠心分離機とは…
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ショラ でもあれで火起こし出来ますよw
皆さんもそうだと思うけど、もうフライパンの硬度は85って覚えちゃったよww
Wife: honey, what's for dinner?
Kiwami: *gluten*
This is how seitan is made :B
I sense a new meme format *Gluten*
he is gay not wife at all
@@sonopaddy how do you know he is gay
@@sloganeeringgaming6363 Knives belong to the gays now.
I want to see an entire video that shows off just how many cows he has and what their names are
包丁に全く興味ないのに最初から最後までキッチリ集中して見てしまう自分を発見してしまった
This is like the wholesome version of howtobasic.
Trifurc splsh how to basic is chaotic evil while this is chaotic good
@@SparkleBunStudio idk this is giving off some lawful vibes. Lawful good maybe?
2:01
with a subtle insanity overtone
@@HiroAnglon Lawful good would just use a normal knife
He made bread, then made a knife out of bread, then used the knife made out of bread as a bread knife to cut the bread he just made.
So basically he cut bread using bread
The knife cut its own brethren... Its own *bread-thren*
U need to watch Rick and Morty to understand the bread knife theory
Inbread.
And in that bread was a cucumber! It snuck inside, untouched by the baking process. WHAT MADNESS IS THIS!?!
“I don’t care if it’s 2am. I have to watch.”
パンは、パンでも食べられないパンは、なぁんだ?
A. 世界一硬いパンの包丁
genau!
Soyana!
Sorena!
お手製の遠心分離機作ってて笑うwww
How to make a bread knife:
Step 1: Build a centrifuge out of wood...
The dedication put into these videos is truly astounding.
Didn't have to bake his own bread but he *did*
Man, I know I’m here for the funny knives, but I’ve *got* to try out those bread shapes on my challah recipe.
Of course you made a centrifuge. Of course.
A fucking manually operated one too!
Alonzo what’s that
@@eddy-kf8ts The wooden thing he makes at the beginning that he uses to spin the capsules around in.
Right? This guy never ceases to amaze me
Undercover Diatom
Da Vinci ?
I think he is Archimedes !
自分で遠心分離機作るの不審者すぎwww
Дарова
French thief : * pulls out sharpest bread knife *
Everyone : yo , WTF.
my dumb ass thought “who would wanna steal French” for at least a solid minute
Bruh this killed me
Na
should be baguette knife
Thump it from the side and shatter it. Then make frenchie eat it.
In 2050 next episode be like
"SHARPEST KNIFE MADE OUT OF AIR"
He already made a knife out of smoke
So you were close enough
@@efimnovikov-glushkov4830 cool
NO-
atoms 😎
@@suero. i recon most knives are mad out of atoms m8
*Fool:* While you were baking bread, I studied the blade
*This guy:* You fool, I did both!
Hes made bred knifes
A chocalate gullotine
World’s tiniest paper knife
But most importintly
*HE HASNT MADE A CUMBER KNIFE*
It would've been heresy.
to much creative this man i love it
Cumber?
He might be able to make one from thin slices of cucumber bonded together with some kind of resin. Sort of like the carbon fiber one but with cucumber.
ralthiel1983 carbon cumber knife
I now know that a knife made from gluten-free flour would be harder than a knife made from a goliath conch shell. I really hope this information saves my life one day
Kind of reminds me about Machete casually learning the length of human intestines, which proved must useful not a long time afterwards.
but remember hardness doesn't equal toughness, the harder the material the easier it is to snap or shatter, that's why most outdoor knives are around 60 rockwell
Michael You Very true. Maybe if you in-lay a softer, more flexible gluten-rich flour in the spine, you could increase the toughness a bit. The ultimate pastry knife
I mean, have you ever eaten something made with gluten free flour? That’s pretty obvious just by tasting the stuff.
The most amount of effort I've seen put into a pun.
Constantly impressed by all your content, imagination, ingenuity, and humor. Thanks for making these videos brother
Gallinor he often showed himself already
とても面白い
G-Rated I think the real question...is whether helicopters have multiple genders
Gallinor ahahaha funny 2011 joke
I couldn’t say better. :)
The old cucumber in the bread trick. Gets em’ every time.
Imagine looking in the comments and not expecting to get spoiled one way or another.
Well, the comments are commentary about the video, or something random. So there’s gonna be a lot of spoilers.
Cucumber in the buns.
@@DanielLearmouth That's what I'm saying fam. The comment section is supposed to be a place to discuss what happened in the video.
@d3generate I am sorry I ruined the location of a hidden cucumber. This must be a really hard time for you and ill be sending good vibes all day.
パン作ってるところで母に動画覗かれて
母「わぁー美味しそう何作ってるの?」
ワイ「パン」
ごめんね後からこの人包丁作るんだ……。
パン(包丁)
包丁型パン
切れ味紫
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@コメント顔文字で ハンマーやん
really just woke up and was like “lemme make a knife made of bread today” and just did it