Real Survivalist Tries Not To Die In The Long Dark

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 2 тис.

  • @Fierysaint1
    @Fierysaint1 4 роки тому +1978

    They could've taught him the basics of the game first. They could've taught him to put on the clothes he found or read the HUD that showed him his life status at least.

    • @ate2997
      @ate2997 4 роки тому +177

      Yeah... They shoul have told him what you are able to do and what you cant do. Cause he was obviously "better" in surviving than the game let him show. Seeing him struggle only because he cant handle video games well made me sad cause he seems to know what he's talking about :(

    • @frightfang5235
      @frightfang5235 3 роки тому +42

      They could have at least walked him through what the stats in the left hand corner mean and what happens when those stats deplete, how to navigate the menus, things like that. I would love to see this guy do more videos of this game, but they gotta teach him some of the mechanics so that he can actually play it.

    • @sponge260
      @sponge260 3 роки тому +13

      @@ate2997 exactly, if he had been told to "press i" at least he would have had some chance. He could have seen what he has on him, put on the clothes and just generally find out how to do things.

    • @Yutani_Crayven
      @Yutani_Crayven 2 роки тому +2

      He found the control wheel just fine. Issue with telling him how to put on clothes is that it would tell him beforehand that clothes are something that you should go for in the game. It would ruin the process of discovery from the get go. The only alternative here would then be to tell him how to put them on after he found them, but then they would have to perpetually cut the video for advice any time he finds something.

    • @JonPawesome
      @JonPawesome 2 роки тому +7

      @@Yutani_Crayven it’s just good production to do that to deliver a better experience for all of us.

  • @-4subscriberswithahammerad521
    @-4subscriberswithahammerad521 5 років тому +5392

    he seems like a super fun guy to go camping with
    well duh, he is a survivalist

    • @geoffrey6984
      @geoffrey6984 5 років тому +34

      He should play "The Forest" lets see if he can sleep ingame.

    • @plague6566
      @plague6566 5 років тому +1

      That's just survival but with zombie things

    • @geoffrey6984
      @geoffrey6984 5 років тому +10

      @@plague6566 those arent zombies, its called cannibals

    • @linushven4892
      @linushven4892 5 років тому +1

      Bruh...

    • @plague6566
      @plague6566 5 років тому +2

      They have A FUCKING 4 LEGGED THING

  • @Masterfrogg
    @Masterfrogg 5 років тому +5959

    Most of the features this guy asked for are actually in the game. You can eat cat tails for nourishment. You can throw small rocks at rabbits to stun them and grab them. I feel like Buzzfeed just didn't do a good enough job of explaining the game to the survivalist, nor showed him the inventory system or how the temperature bar or condition bar worked.

    • @onetakem
      @onetakem 5 років тому +534

      I think they did the right thing, I didn't have anyone to explain it. I had to figure it out on my own too, that really added to the experience, remember that he only got 3 tries to play it. With a few more runs he would have figured that out. I believe he was so focused on explaining what you would do in the Real World that he missed a few of those mechanics. He did a great job for someone that hadn't touched a video game in over 40 years.

    • @kainxjm
      @kainxjm 5 років тому +264

      OTM but did you ever play a video game before? Because he didn’t notice the health bar at the bottom or the status symbols.

    • @exoticcats6119
      @exoticcats6119 5 років тому +167

      OTM He doesn’t really play video games at all.

    • @Random-Produce
      @Random-Produce 5 років тому +153

      OTM He said the last time he played a game was 30 years ago

    • @fakhri21
      @fakhri21 5 років тому +266

      @@onetakem Because he only has three rounds in the game that's exactly why I think buzzfeed needs to tell him the basic mechanics. If he shows up in another vid then maybe it's kinda okay.

  • @xcd87
    @xcd87 3 роки тому +400

    he could have survived so much longer if they actually taught him the games mechanics, he knows exactly what to do, but doesn't know how to do it in the game.

    • @DaeXeaD
      @DaeXeaD 3 роки тому +13

      Especially standing and building a fire in the cold wind. Probably not aware it's -20

    • @ryanrobinson8682
      @ryanrobinson8682 3 роки тому

      I think the point is 80/90% of the stuff he would do in real life you CANT do in the game..

    • @sponge260
      @sponge260 3 роки тому +4

      Even just tell him to press I. Just telling him that would have helped tremendously, because after that most of it is just clicking. Hearing him say stuff like " yeah I'll put on the hoodie to keep warm" and then just not being able to put it on, thinking logically that it would be done straight away like in real life.

    • @sponge260
      @sponge260 3 роки тому +1

      @@ryanrobinson8682 you can do a good chunk of what he said. I mean I didn't know you could rest in a car. To be fair though the game should have a tutorial

    • @ghurcbghurcb
      @ghurcbghurcb 3 роки тому

      @@sponge260 well, it has one. It's called story mode.

  • @eduardoroth8207
    @eduardoroth8207 4 роки тому +2853

    im sure that christopher would have survived, if at least they had shown him how the game works, he is 65 years old, how is he supposed to know how most video games work

    • @agentoo6986
      @agentoo6986 4 роки тому +18

      I not a furry but your profile pic looks cute

    • @eduardoroth8207
      @eduardoroth8207 4 роки тому +30

      @@agentoo6986 thanks

    • @agentoo6986
      @agentoo6986 4 роки тому +31

      I am a furry now.OwO

    • @agentoo6986
      @agentoo6986 4 роки тому +4

      @@eduardoroth8207 Thanks you

    • @eduardoroth8207
      @eduardoroth8207 4 роки тому +87

      @@agentoo6986 that went from 0 to 100 really fast

  • @misscee5869
    @misscee5869 5 років тому +3407

    I could watch this guy play this all day, I love the info he gives and how excited he gets when he finds things.

    • @wellnesswisdoms.
      @wellnesswisdoms. 5 років тому +11

      Absolutely, couldn't agree more 💜

    • @aresmarcelo1451
      @aresmarcelo1451 5 років тому +17

      You see anything... TAKE IT!

    • @notar5148
      @notar5148 5 років тому +3

      Ya

    • @alex198200
      @alex198200 5 років тому +15

      Definitely agree! He could have a popular stream playing survival games.

    • @jeevieseverino3949
      @jeevieseverino3949 5 років тому +13

      @@alex198200 he definitely may be the best game reviewer to this genre.

  • @raiahy
    @raiahy 5 років тому +13880

    The game devs really need to hire him to make the game better!

    • @Morningbikeride
      @Morningbikeride 5 років тому +610

      You would think they could consult with a serious survivalist like this guy to ensure realism.

    • @kixel2859
      @kixel2859 5 років тому +638

      They are an extremely small game development studio and they often explain that sometimes they have to sacrifice realism for the sake of implementing features that actually impact the experience of the game and the things mechanics they introduce, rather than just adding things for no real reason besides realism.

    • @untamedpandasweg8986
      @untamedpandasweg8986 5 років тому +149

      raiahi Being completely realistic isn't what makes great games. Play Shenmue, then say that quick time events for every action a character makes is the only true kind of realism. No time passing while crafting would be untenable, having to press buttons for quick time events for 3 hours in real time to craft anything.. That's not a game.. That's a life on Earth as a Human 1:1, so you may as well not play the game kind of simulation.

    • @zlatko8051
      @zlatko8051 5 років тому +22

      They bloody should

    • @thegooddinggleberry
      @thegooddinggleberry 5 років тому +29

      This man said he only played Pacman 30 years ago, I can't/ won't even explain to you how different Pacman is to anything today.

  • @HisRealChild
    @HisRealChild 5 років тому +7070

    Survival games need him to improve games. He is full of good ideas that the average person would probably not think about.

    • @AuraCreed
      @AuraCreed 5 років тому +197

      I'd honesty like to see what other things he'd mention if he played through the whole game. It's always nice to see someone unfamiliar with gaming playing games -- you can learn from a fresh perspective.

    • @padig226
      @padig226 5 років тому +3

      @ERA CASTE what could be done?

    • @nghsrae14
      @nghsrae14 5 років тому +43

      I've played this game soooo many times. The probken with this guy is, he doesn't know how to play video games. Had he known he would have likely survived. He never picked up sticks on the ground, or the rocks that were right there!, he didn't really look at tge cattails cause you can pick them eat them or use them to make tinder plugs...interesting video for sure.

    • @cockoroach
      @cockoroach 5 років тому +34

      I’d honestly never even thought about dissembling a bullet to use the gun powder as an accelerant to easily start a fire. If anything this should be implemented. Amazing idea for survival games.

    • @cockoroach
      @cockoroach 5 років тому +39

      Rachel Bloom it’s obvious to a gamer to pick up all the sticks and that they reset, but this guy was thinking real life. No survivalist is going to just jam cold wet snow sticks into their pockets. That would lower your chance of survival. The problem with applying real life survival logic into video games means the games would be boring as all hell. A minimalist mindset. Water is really the necessity in real life. In real life you can go weeks without eating. And everything is flammable. Most organic things are edible-though not very nutritious. True survival experts would be able to survive a nearly indefinite amount of time based out of the hunters cabin.

  • @tjhaze204
    @tjhaze204 4 роки тому +1478

    This guy needs his own play through channel where he just gets sidetracked and teaches us something useful.

  • @sin3.144
    @sin3.144 5 років тому +2757

    How to survive 101
    1. "Hey!"
    2."Hey, Look at that"
    3. "Take it, Taaaake it!"

    • @Lobos222
      @Lobos222 4 роки тому +71

      That is not 101, that is 123! :D

    • @user-db9mk4lk9p
      @user-db9mk4lk9p 4 роки тому +3

      Lobos222 HA😂

    • @who4000
      @who4000 4 роки тому +4

      you find the secret

    • @sin3.144
      @sin3.144 4 роки тому +4

      @@Lobos222 get out 🤣🤣

  • @goobie696
    @goobie696 5 років тому +2473

    He seemed so confused in the game but meanwhile irl he is a full out expert

    • @lilsyrupshawty
      @lilsyrupshawty 5 років тому +121

      yeah, there was some rocks to kill rabbits and cat tails to eat while he was talking about eating cat tails and killing rabbits with rocks.

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 5 років тому +123

      The downside to not knowing modern game mechanics.

    • @vergance_softwares
      @vergance_softwares 5 років тому +8

      This is a game, not real life.

    • @kixel2859
      @kixel2859 5 років тому +86

      Just shows that non gamers are bad at games and non survivalists are bad at surviving. I have a few hundred hours on the long dark but I certainly would not last long in a real survival situation

    • @vergance_softwares
      @vergance_softwares 5 років тому +1

      Any human that doesn’t have a disability could last at least a day.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 5 років тому +7895

    Gordon Ramsay tries to impress virtual Gordon Ramsay on Hell's Kitchen Wii

    • @yourlocalteasipper6623
      @yourlocalteasipper6623 5 років тому +133

      Epic idea

    • @Jen18lol
      @Jen18lol 5 років тому +32

      Yass!

    • @williamle717
      @williamle717 5 років тому +30

      I'm down to see this!

    • @jakarina2214
      @jakarina2214 5 років тому +9

      Avery The Cuban-American well that would be interesting

    • @FawrFox
      @FawrFox 5 років тому +22

      or Gordon Ramsey plays Cooking Simulator

  • @freshprince2.0
    @freshprince2.0 5 років тому +4474

    At least show him how to open the inventory and equip his cloths smh

    • @sonotlance4401
      @sonotlance4401 4 роки тому +28

      Unknown_ Music wait they don’t go on u by them selfs?

    • @Rayray18999
      @Rayray18999 4 роки тому +200

      @@sonotlance4401 no, the game does not hold your hand at all

    • @kazemizu
      @kazemizu 4 роки тому +80

      O_O. No wonder he died so fast

    • @ckoanime7053
      @ckoanime7053 4 роки тому +87

      @@zackattack5414 I don't think they even told him how to open inventory. He found a shirt but he didn't even wear it on.

    • @jens1983
      @jens1983 4 роки тому +106

      Exactly my thougts. He found clothes and nobody warned him he had to put those on. He doesn't even seem to know what the hunger, thirst, sleep and cold metters mean.

  • @hellboytroy3816
    @hellboytroy3816 4 роки тому +786

    Ok.... as a constant player of this game, I gotta say, I was soooo excited to see this guy do it, but seriously?! You start him on pleasant valley?! And he gets the barn each time?! That place is the worst, the barn is right next to a bear spawn! And there’s 2 bears there, I say this guy deserves another chance with someone showing him the basics of it so he can survive, for God’s sake he was right about the cat tails.

    • @downzeitor
      @downzeitor 4 роки тому +40

      agreed @Hellboy Troy3, another things he did inputs was that the hay bales should be used for something (shelter or fire) and the grass should be edible just like the cat tails are now.

    • @annehaight9963
      @annehaight9963 3 роки тому +27

      @@downzeitor Hay bales would make awesome warm shelter in a blizzard. I wish I could use them that way in the game.

    • @OverlordZephyros
      @OverlordZephyros 3 роки тому +8

      I think they disabled the hostile animals for his sake

    • @Yolloface-cr7le
      @Yolloface-cr7le 3 роки тому +7

      He should spawn at like idk coastal highway

    • @jeffthemercenary
      @jeffthemercenary 3 роки тому +14

      Atleast they have to show him the basic or tutorial

  • @rockwoodzapper
    @rockwoodzapper 5 років тому +992

    "Where are the ashes? Does it just disappear and go to *Fire Heaven?"*
    That's called Hell, Chris.

    • @unknownlox6971
      @unknownlox6971 4 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @littlepeeteir3190
      @littlepeeteir3190 4 роки тому +10

      It goes up, Not down

    • @Johannes00
      @Johannes00 4 роки тому +11

      Do things burn up or burn down, eh?

    • @jennaye8142
      @jennaye8142 4 роки тому +2

      Ok your comment won

    • @annehaight9963
      @annehaight9963 3 роки тому +1

      You can take charcoal from a burned out fire and use it to map now. Which is kinda neat.

  • @kayumust
    @kayumust 5 років тому +19498

    survival games are not advanced enough for this guy haha

    • @wtfmoment5761
      @wtfmoment5761 5 років тому +264

      1,3 k likes no comments, I guess everyone just agrees

    • @sgw100
      @sgw100 5 років тому +62

      Cannot agree more man,

    • @AlmightyBeing
      @AlmightyBeing 5 років тому +148

      I'm not sure if hay freezes or not but the hay bales are tightly packed and it is very cold so they would be even stiffer, making it hard to break. The other suggestions he mentioned are already in the game, he just didn't know how to do them

    • @sicemic
      @sicemic 5 років тому +7

      Looking for the comment that will tell me the ending (too lazy to watch). I guess this is it.

    • @AlmightyBeing
      @AlmightyBeing 5 років тому +61

      The two things that he was right about not being realistic is the grass not being edible and the hay bales not being breakable but these two things are in the game to be more aesthetic. Otherwise the game would just be plain and boring and people would be less likely to play it as much or as long.
      The hay bales probably would have been destroyed already (very old farms, the buildings aren't even together anymore as well as other survivers would have thought of using them aswell) and their is edible grass in the game just not all of it is edible because the game would be too easy and you could just eat grass all day long (the game doesn't have nutrients management or anything, this would be to tedious for the average player, which was apparent in another game that had it, which I can't remember the name of right now)

  • @PhantomSavage
    @PhantomSavage 5 років тому +3067

    "You have no tinder"
    The game says as he stands next to 4 or 5 giant hay bales.

    • @ProdBySly.
      @ProdBySly. 5 років тому +1

      HAHAHAHHEIDHSHWUUEHA

    • @hadrianbuiltawall9531
      @hadrianbuiltawall9531 5 років тому +51

      Tinder has to be VERY dry. Want to bet those bales aren't remotely dry?

    • @ZeffAU
      @ZeffAU 5 років тому +301

      @@hadrianbuiltawall9531 Shrug snow conditions are surprisingly dry because its cold enough to freeze any water... if you pulled off a few inches of straw the inner stuff would all be bone dry

    • @asbestliebhaber
      @asbestliebhaber 5 років тому +35

      Not his hay bales. This would be theft >:(

    • @eageraurora879
      @eageraurora879 5 років тому +65

      @@asbestliebhaber in an IRL situation would you seriously be worried about theft if you where going to die if you didnt? and even if you'd rather die those bales are *Abandoned* in the middle of nowhere, i'm sure if the previous owner cared about their litteral dried grass being stolen they would have taken it with them. before he left

  • @alicekravets8584
    @alicekravets8584 5 років тому +2763

    Somebody should've explained the game mechanics better to him. Nevertheless, this was so cool to watch, he had amazing creative ideas

    • @buzzfeedmultiplayer
      @buzzfeedmultiplayer  5 років тому +128

      This was his first time playing video games, he did his best :D

    • @Mattdro88
      @Mattdro88 5 років тому +217

      @@buzzfeedmultiplayer I bet with a quick tutorial on how the controls of the system worked, and he would have made several days. Also I would have increased the sizes of the hud items and explained each one. It seemed he never knew he was freezing almost the entire time. Cool clip though. You should make a follow up with him he seemed interesting.

    • @renaudalarie4283
      @renaudalarie4283 5 років тому +56

      @@Mattdro88 Agreed he was not aware of the hud at all and died of hypothermia...

    • @Dracula737
      @Dracula737 5 років тому +48

      @@buzzfeedmultiplayer make a follow up where he knows basic controls like health bar, warmth, etc so he would do better

    • @coffeebean9498
      @coffeebean9498 5 років тому +10

      I think after his 3 attempts, the game mechanics should be explained to him, after he plays a few more times and understands the concepts enough, another 3 rounds with experience and knowledge would be really nice. good video tho.

  • @levin3d
    @levin3d 5 років тому +475

    i love his personality, if he streams i would watch him all day. i wish someone explained the mechanics to him though. he was scrambling for food when he was freezing to death. IRL you would know instantly what was wrong when your body tells you

  • @fl260
    @fl260 4 роки тому +161

    "I'll go where the rabbits come from cause maybe there's food out there.."
    I love that they brought a legit bushcraftsman for this video. Please, never tell the man that the rabbits are just randomly spawning based on arbitrary rules!

    • @sponge260
      @sponge260 3 роки тому

      It would be cool if there were colonies though. Wouldn't be too hard to add in and could be a cool mechanic

    • @Kapsek1
      @Kapsek1 2 роки тому +1

      @@sponge260 There are
      None of areas is randomized in terms of animals
      They will always be in the place they have made them to be

  • @DharuanCocenzoDaru
    @DharuanCocenzoDaru 5 років тому +692

    Call Nyeger again, explain the mechanics of the game before letting him start, he had already said that he only played Pacman 30 years ago hahaha. Real Survivalist Tries Not To Die In The Long Dark pt.2

  • @missdann
    @missdann 5 років тому +288

    "it just disappears and goes to fire heaven?"

  • @ToxicSkull0
    @ToxicSkull0 5 років тому +480

    Us: Rifle ammunition’s for hunting and getting food
    Him, the pro: It’s good for fire starting

    • @jassi9022
      @jassi9022 4 роки тому +4

      you need a *GUN* for that

    • @Schnodder-Reviews
      @Schnodder-Reviews 4 роки тому +27

      @@jassi9022 nah with the gunpowder and some stone it is doable

    • @najkraemer3117
      @najkraemer3117 4 роки тому +3

      @@jassi9022 pull off the bullet(warhead) and empty out the gunpowder to start a fire.

    • @jassi9022
      @jassi9022 4 роки тому +7

      @@Schnodder-Reviews and Naj Kraemer I was saying that you can't 'shoot' without a gun. obviously you can use it for fire :)

    • @grahamlopez6202
      @grahamlopez6202 4 роки тому +3

      Youd need a way to get the projectile out, and depending on the caliber it wont be easy to just yank it out

  • @juchiha7535
    @juchiha7535 4 роки тому +141

    2:08 "I want to apologize to the vegetarians on this group" LMAO

  • @ItsWonders
    @ItsWonders 5 років тому +276

    When he put his hands over his glasses to see better
    everyone liked that

  • @AndrewLoyal
    @AndrewLoyal 5 років тому +239

    You probably should have explained how to actually play the game to him... like how the controls work and everything. It looked like he would pick up clothing and then not put it on.

  • @raoulbg2075
    @raoulbg2075 5 років тому +1002

    The developers for this game put in a disclaimer that this isn't meant to be a simulator for real life survival. That being said, everything this dude asked about was actually possible in the game if you're an experienced gamer and explore the mechanics properly. You can eat cat tails, hunt rabbits with your bare hands, build a shelter out of scavenged materials, and break stuff down to make tinder for fires.
    I suspect the people who set up the game for him barely knew more about it than he did. They didn't show him how to equip new clothes or even keep track of his temperature bar...

    • @sniped96you
      @sniped96you 5 років тому +14

      Alot of things are possible but not everything.

    • @fanpet3912
      @fanpet3912 5 років тому +4

      What about the hay bales?

    • @raoulbg2075
      @raoulbg2075 4 роки тому +85

      @@fanpet3912 leaving aside the details of how to hollow out a fully frozen hay bale with zero tools... He didnt find out how to set up his sleeping bag, nevermind a haybale shelter feature haha
      Had he put his sleeping bag behind the bales to block wind and made a fire, he could have slept through the night. You can also construct a shelter by easily gathering cloth and sticks.
      Most problems he encountered could have been solved if someone was around just to help him navigate the UI. It's a credit to the game that most of the things he wanted to do are actually do-able

    • @fanpet3912
      @fanpet3912 4 роки тому +73

      @@raoulbg2075 I do agree that this video was disappointing on several levels. Had they shown him the game mechanics this could've been a lot more interesting.

    • @sophiekennedy6656
      @sophiekennedy6656 4 роки тому +2

      Riel BG it says how if you are ever in a situation like this don’t base what you do off this game

  • @artezwilkins4536
    @artezwilkins4536 5 років тому +340

    I'd definately watch him play other survival games. I see the passion. Hire him as the survival expert in a game development project.

    • @noobguy9973
      @noobguy9973 5 років тому

      Or not since lot of the things he said were actuall things you can do but he himselfs said plast time played pac man 30 years ago so obviously he didn't knew WTF he was doing

    • @l0sts0ul89
      @l0sts0ul89 5 років тому

      @@noobguy9973
      I want him to make a series

  • @shaitforbrains1445
    @shaitforbrains1445 4 роки тому +159

    i would really like to see him play it again after getting instructed properly!

    • @jeffthemercenary
      @jeffthemercenary 3 роки тому +5

      Yea they dont show him to keep the fire or the icons for they even dont show him how to used clothes

    • @sponge260
      @sponge260 3 роки тому +6

      Even if they just showed him how to open the Inventory, it would have been a huge help

  • @user-xb8ts3rc9g
    @user-xb8ts3rc9g 4 роки тому +32

    "haven't played since pacman in 30 years": Immediately adapts to WASD.

  • @ladrillorojo4996
    @ladrillorojo4996 5 років тому +921

    This person should be hired by The Long Dark devs to make it even more realistic!! That would be sooooo epic!

    • @mom0367
      @mom0367 5 років тому +22

      Just ok case you didn't know their name is Hinterland which is a bit shorter than saying "The Long Dark devs."

    • @hartkle6487
      @hartkle6487 5 років тому

      gay

    • @ladrillorojo4996
      @ladrillorojo4996 5 років тому +7

      @@mom0367 Didn't remember the name. I didn't kill your dog and shot you in the leg to talk to me like that. Next time try to give an opinion instead.

    • @mom0367
      @mom0367 5 років тому +41

      @@ladrillorojo4996 I was just telling you?

    • @ladrillorojo4996
      @ladrillorojo4996 5 років тому +5

      @@mom0367 Sounds like you were mad with me for some reason, maybe you didn't mean to sound aggressive, the "twitter" kind. More or less.

  • @yendia
    @yendia 5 років тому +132

    “So it just disappears and goes to fire heaven “ that killed me 💀😂

  • @kennadooley9234
    @kennadooley9234 4 роки тому +42

    “I probably wouldn’t be in a hang out mode because there a dead body nearby” I swear this guy is so cool omg I love him

  • @juanyang838
    @juanyang838 5 років тому +28

    5:17 "I would break the bale open to get some shed and burrow into it."
    Bruh I've never thought this even I saw it over 100 times before.

  • @briandeabler9704
    @briandeabler9704 5 років тому +290

    Sure, hypothermia is scary. But have you ever had the umbles and the fumbles?

    • @zeusdarkgod7727
      @zeusdarkgod7727 3 роки тому +6

      Why yes, yes i have. Normally comes with the hypothermia.

    • @Ass_Raiders_OG
      @Ass_Raiders_OG 3 роки тому +1

      Worst of all, wong rash.

  • @kubilay7265
    @kubilay7265 5 років тому +74

    He says its been years since he last played videogames and hes not doing any old man walkin to the wall kinda gameplay.Respect!

  • @nickkohlmann
    @nickkohlmann 5 років тому +739

    Someone tell him what the red bar in the lower left is for.

  • @connorvanzant7130
    @connorvanzant7130 4 роки тому +59

    "I would probably not be in hangout mode......because theres a dead guy right over there" 😂

  • @richm23k
    @richm23k 5 років тому +87

    Crowbar: *take it*
    Can of beans: *TAKE IT*
    Area 51 coordinates: *TAKE ITTT!!!*

  • @cameronchernoff1988
    @cameronchernoff1988 5 років тому +143

    "Is that V8?"
    "Ugh Dog food"
    *Pause*
    "I'll take it"
    😂😂

  • @jacobreinhart8948
    @jacobreinhart8948 5 років тому +167

    its too bad its a really good game and he didnt even scratch the surface of it also they didnt teach him he never went into his inventory once

  • @jeakol1389
    @jeakol1389 5 років тому +446

    Him: *shows how easy it is to survive*
    Game: We don't do that here.

    • @sarasthoughts
      @sarasthoughts 5 років тому +6

      Everything he said was in the game.

    • @fanpet3912
      @fanpet3912 5 років тому +13

      @@sarasthoughts not really...

    • @liljatupsu
      @liljatupsu 4 роки тому +49

      He would have made it for far longer if they had told him how to play the game

    • @kms6647
      @kms6647 4 роки тому +4

      ıoq ɥnʎ exactly he should’ve but for some reason buzzfeed didn’t even tell him how to bring up an inventory not his fault or anyone’s fault in the least except buzzfeed

  • @callysto_ii
    @callysto_ii 4 роки тому +87

    survilalist : "I'm gonna eat the sardines"
    normal people : "okay"
    *TLD players : " and get food poisoning even though it's a 67% because effe you lol good luck with that."*

    • @shiroiokami7686
      @shiroiokami7686 3 роки тому

      HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA SO FUNNNY LAWLLLLLL

    • @Hiro_515
      @Hiro_515 3 роки тому

      Wtf are these replys

    • @Hiro_515
      @Hiro_515 3 роки тому

      I might have r/wooooooshed myself

  • @InterloperBob
    @InterloperBob 3 роки тому +14

    "It says I need tinder... What about this book."
    I'm no survival expert but that was obvious and it pissed me off when playing.

    • @sponge260
      @sponge260 3 роки тому

      Still don't get why you can't burn cloth

  • @KeyStation
    @KeyStation 4 роки тому +23

    I love his little roleplaying lol. "Ahh edible water, mmmm!" Lol

  • @leko4
    @leko4 4 роки тому +27

    10:58 'fire heaven' had me rolling all over lmfao

  • @sammeo
    @sammeo 5 років тому +41

    LMAO no ash or nothing? just went to fire heaven? this is gold.

  • @muellerfm3868
    @muellerfm3868 5 років тому +438

    He needs to start a UA-cam channel.

  • @user-vn4zb8vm4t
    @user-vn4zb8vm4t 4 роки тому +105

    "Even dead peaple are welcome"
    *happy zombie noises*

  • @annieyu72
    @annieyu72 4 роки тому +4

    He is like the grandpa you always wanted. Hw is bad at playing games but, I didn't care one bit because of his lovable personality and the insightful lessons he taught along the way.
    I love how he self-consciously had his hand up whenever he was searching in the game, or how he held his hands up to the fire as if he was actually a part of the game!

  • @merrittwillcox
    @merrittwillcox 5 років тому +61

    he’s so pure

  • @joshuazweizig6223
    @joshuazweizig6223 5 років тому +20

    There's much, much more depth to The Long Dark's mechanics than you had the time to explore-but you're right! There's so much more you can do in a survival situation than you can in game. Sadly, that's just the nature of the (if you'll excuse my pun) game-there's only so much you can program.
    While I don't think you got the best experience the The Long Dark had to offer, I'm so glad you gave it a shot and brought it to spotlight! Thank you!

  • @hollyknight981
    @hollyknight981 5 років тому +229

    Why didn't you explain the controls or mechanics to him? :( He clearly knows his stuff, but as a fan of the game it's kind of hard to watch at points

    • @haydenthornton7474
      @haydenthornton7474 4 роки тому +1

      Like when his vision went or when he could've used to accelerant to give him a definite fire. I love The Long Dark however I have so many ideas I'd add to the game that would make it more interesting. Im sure hinterland is working hard all the time but man if they hired me and this guy they'd have ideas for years

    • @pokey5509
      @pokey5509 4 роки тому +1

      Like, Did he put on the clothing he found?

  • @KekoLynn
    @KekoLynn 4 роки тому +4

    I love how excited this guy seems when he actually figures out how to gather useful stuff. Can't imagine how much fun he'd have if he understood all of the mechanics.

  • @user-N20
    @user-N20 3 роки тому +5

    Hinterland: *Furiously taking notes on what to add to the game*

  • @vitalino1981
    @vitalino1981 5 років тому +311

    He is definitely more experienced in survival then the devs of the game.
    They should have hired him for consulting in order to make a game more realistic and educational.

    • @asvpcolby8570
      @asvpcolby8570 5 років тому +40

      vitalino1981 before you even loud the game up it says “this is not for educational reasons”

    • @kixel2859
      @kixel2859 5 років тому +45

      They are an extremely small dev team, and they sometimes speak about how they sacrifice realism for the sake of bringing features and mechanics which actually bring something to the experience of the game. Maybe if it was a larger game development studio they could afford to spend resources on realistic features purely for the sake of realism

    • @jadejaguar69
      @jadejaguar69 5 років тому +3

      Hi! The word you're looking for is he has more survival knowledge "than" the developers!

    • @Dexter-Draws
      @Dexter-Draws 5 років тому +8

      This game wasnt meant to be instructional or educational at all lmao tf. Some aspects need to be a bit unrealistic to accommodate the story and gameplay

    • @achilles3830
      @achilles3830 5 років тому +1

      Personally I don’t agree with you. It’s best to let the devs do what they what and make the game how they what. Listening to the community is fine but I doesn’t always help and can often ruin or slow the development of the game.

  • @xchristyisbombx
    @xchristyisbombx 5 років тому +34

    SO HAPPY to see this game finally getting some recognition !!! Been playing for years!

  • @Anotheroutlaw
    @Anotheroutlaw 5 років тому +7

    When he mentioned taking apart furniture for fabric (in the car) or eating the grasses/cattails, I wish he saw that those options were really in the game!! The devs did an amazing job with the features in this game. There's also a story mode.

  • @VandalXXI
    @VandalXXI 4 роки тому +3

    This dude needs to be hired as an adviser for the next big survival game. He'd take it to the next level.

  • @hctemperrr6385
    @hctemperrr6385 5 років тому +44

    "oooh take it" lmao i can watch this guy all day

  • @voidessence
    @voidessence 5 років тому +9

    "stale, i don't care if it's stale.
    you haven't eaten in two weeks
    stale doesn't mean anything"
    "Dog food? Hey, i'll take it."
    fave lines so far

  • @shanekim28
    @shanekim28 5 років тому +107

    Oh no, you started him in Pleasant Valley, probably one of the hardest regions

    • @tissuemissue9324
      @tissuemissue9324 5 років тому +12

      Lol yea agreed haha stuck there almost a year, stop playing, and then found a way out to mysterious lake ...

    • @tissuemissue9324
      @tissuemissue9324 5 років тому +3

      @@-_pi_- a year, sorry

    • @Samimies
      @Samimies 5 років тому

      I think that HRV is the hardest zone to survive in.

    • @kms6647
      @kms6647 4 роки тому +4

      They set this guy up to fail they 1.didnt teach him what the icons meant 2.didnt tell him that he could to LITERALLY everything he said to do and 3.didnt even tell him how to bring up his inventory and 4.knowingly set him up in the hardest region

  • @HelianthusNav
    @HelianthusNav 11 місяців тому +3

    This guy would be so good at hosting a gaming channel for survival games. His commentary is outsanding and he explains scenarios so well

  • @dirtyditty9026
    @dirtyditty9026 3 роки тому +2

    Him: It’s always warmer the higher you go.
    Mt. Everest: am I a joke to you?

  • @wigletron2846
    @wigletron2846 4 роки тому +10

    This game always made me feel like it would be easier to survive in real life than in the game

  • @lifegoeson1963
    @lifegoeson1963 5 років тому +58

    please do more survival games, this is amazing 😍

  • @johnnyringo5411
    @johnnyringo5411 4 роки тому +11

    "I probably wouldn't be in a hangout mode because there's a dead person nearby" lmao

  • @Andre-uu5xv
    @Andre-uu5xv 5 років тому +18

    "Ammo is good for fire starting"
    Not what I was thinking but, ok

    • @exilley2134
      @exilley2134 3 роки тому +1

      Well it would make sense from a realist perspective, wouldn't it, seeing that the ammo is combustible and all

    • @nickfulton8173
      @nickfulton8173 3 роки тому +1

      And the fact that you can use blackpowder in the game as an accelerate now and breaking ammo down gives you blackpowder, but I will admit that during the making of this video it was not in the game yet

  • @crazyspace3913
    @crazyspace3913 4 роки тому +11

    "I got nothing to drink"
    "There's snow outside"

  • @InterloperBob
    @InterloperBob 3 роки тому +9

    Rather than have him play, they should have had him react to the survival aspects of the game as demonstrated by someone who knows how to play.

  • @ventusxzephyr13
    @ventusxzephyr13 5 років тому +23

    I could listen to this dude all day

  • @sofia3097
    @sofia3097 5 років тому +27

    You should explain to him how the game works, especially if he didn't play games before

  • @jennykathe5789
    @jennykathe5789 5 років тому +5

    If someone taught him how to use his inventory and the actual mechanics of the game this would be such an AWESOME series. I love the long dark, and his thought process would be so cool to watch.

  • @hushedmirth
    @hushedmirth 4 роки тому +22

    nobody:
    him: *take it*

  • @sheriff5761
    @sheriff5761 4 роки тому +2

    In real life he survives 500+ days. Every gamer fade into the long dark in first day...

  • @sarahshae1543
    @sarahshae1543 5 років тому +129

    Let me see how that feels 🙌 🔥 that feels good 😂

    • @stellalpina
      @stellalpina 5 років тому +8

      A good sense of humor can save you out in the wild... 😂

    • @mariannerognerud
      @mariannerognerud 5 років тому +1

      If I'm cold, I can't play this game. 😊# too realistic ambience

    • @chefsg591
      @chefsg591 5 років тому

      I saw this comment AS he says the line!

    • @sarahshae1543
      @sarahshae1543 5 років тому

      Chef SG hahahah

  • @berkdemirdln
    @berkdemirdln 5 років тому +28

    ''Real operator tries to play Rainbow Six Siege'' Pleaseeeee !

  • @aliyahblackburn2476
    @aliyahblackburn2476 5 років тому +7

    No one:
    Christopher Nyerges: TAKE IT

  • @cheeseontop4890
    @cheeseontop4890 4 роки тому +25

    Materials: found
    Survivalist: *TAKE IT*

  • @Nigmin
    @Nigmin 4 роки тому +16

    this dude: **says anything about survival**
    The long dark developers: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN

  • @georgetrakas5102
    @georgetrakas5102 5 років тому +7

    I just love the fact that he seems to be enjoying the game. Well done Hinterland!!

  • @formam1022
    @formam1022 4 роки тому +6

    "Welcome any living people, even dead people, but preferably living."

  • @mateoescobar2010
    @mateoescobar2010 5 років тому +10

    10:33, heyyyy V8!
    Dog Food??
    *I'll take it....*

  • @Metal86BE
    @Metal86BE 4 роки тому +1

    oh man, i wanna see the guy play some more. he's so into it. really nice to watch

  • @MelissaHogwood
    @MelissaHogwood 5 років тому +195

    It seems the game should add some new features!

    • @l3itch
      @l3itch 5 років тому +2

      Miloš Vlajković I bought it a bit ago and watched it improve, it’s quite fun and i definitely recommend it! a lot of the features in the game, they didn’t include in this video. you can eat the plants (cattails, he probably missed it) and so many other features. :) it’s very enjoyable, give it a try if you can.

    • @mishka1569
      @mishka1569 5 років тому +4

      A lot of the features the guy was complaining about were actually in the game, and a quick google search can help verify that. The game is nowhere near as lacking as the video and commentors make it out to be.
      If you're wanting a realistic permadeath survival experience then The Long Dark is going to be a far better choice than The Forest.

    • @sarasthoughts
      @sarasthoughts 5 років тому

      They already have many many features he mentioned

  • @drecross8704
    @drecross8704 5 років тому +73

    Tom Holland plays Spider-Man Ps4

  • @allyma3
    @allyma3 5 років тому +28

    He is so funny I love himmm he should vlog I would totally watch

  • @td-ic4ol
    @td-ic4ol 3 роки тому +3

    "I don't think I would've failed, really, but I understand"

  • @cardinalhamneggs5253
    @cardinalhamneggs5253 3 роки тому +1

    Best quote(s) from this guy so far:
    - "Even dead people are welcome, but mostly living people."

  • @DanielSanchez-yr2gw
    @DanielSanchez-yr2gw 5 років тому +10

    Nobody:
    Expert survivalist: GRASS LOOK ALL THAT GRASS!!

  • @shanayekh9345
    @shanayekh9345 5 років тому +5

    I love that he had to get his spectacles out to play the game 😂😂😂

  • @over00lordunknown12
    @over00lordunknown12 5 років тому +5

    This video summarized:
    "Heyyy I'll take it!"

  • @eddiezavala7917
    @eddiezavala7917 3 роки тому +1

    “I wanna apologize to all the vegetarians out there” :,) so kind.

  • @ZenoFlamesEcho
    @ZenoFlamesEcho 5 років тому +3

    10:50
    IM DYING OF LAUGHTER THAT WAS HILARIOUS

  • @greedygravy3739
    @greedygravy3739 5 років тому +27

    For all the people that are saying that they should add new features that he was talking about, they already ready had many of they features he stated, he just did not know how to do said thing, you can find cattails, you can make a snow shelter (lean-to) hinterland games (the devs) have worked extremely hard on this game and adding all these extremely small details would make the game far to complicated

  • @jijitters
    @jijitters 5 років тому +25

    Very interesting video! He had a lot of ideas and insight for ways he could've survived that the game did not allow him to do. Made for interesting commentary but not fantastic gameplay haha

    • @noobguy9973
      @noobguy9973 5 років тому +5

      Again most of the stuff he says you can actually do in the game but AGAIN like he said last video game he played was PACMAN!! 30 YEARS AGO!! so this doesn't show how real the game is

    • @jesuskvistus929
      @jesuskvistus929 4 роки тому

      He barely explored 1/8 of the game. Almost all of his ideas are already in the game. And you really can’t judge the game on this. The survival game mode is just a small part of the game. The main gamemode is a storymode. I don’t think you should judge a game by a 15 minute gameplay by an old man who didn’t know how the game works.

  • @goodgirl140
    @goodgirl140 4 роки тому +7

    What a cool dude. I’d love to take one of his survival classes.

  • @stephanieclark1487
    @stephanieclark1487 4 роки тому

    I’ve been gaming for 26 years (1994 PS came out) and I find the Long Dark challenging when you first start. For having no experience with gaming he started this like a BOSS. I also enjoy his voice.

  • @jayst
    @jayst 2 роки тому

    This guy is so awesome. I really hope he plays this again but with a better understanding of the game mechanics. His knowledge of survival is incredible, he just needs to be taught what the game wants from him

  • @subscriberswithnovideos-zj4hz
    @subscriberswithnovideos-zj4hz 5 років тому +6

    Drinking game:
    Drink every time he says “take it”