Today I was flying a b57 and a MiG was on my tail. So I gave up and headed towards the nearest hill and dropped all my bombs. The MiG was close behind so as he was chasing me my bombs exploding it cut his wings lose. Would that be worthy for this series?
+Alex you are very good pilot comrade! I wish you wouldn't have shot down Russian comrades but it is okay! They were all idiots who thought that fascist pigs weren't all bad! To gulag for them! To Russian Hall of Fame for you!
You see Ivan, when you are of park tank with enemy tank, they don't kill you because you are of become the invisible and we kill of them. xaxaxaxa)))) - IVAN! Why are you of the move! Big Cat is of seeing us now! STOP IVAN! Why are you of do this!? GULAG FOR U!
What you couldn't hear was the gentle purring noises the T-44 was making. The Tigress had a flashback to its kittens and cuddled up against the Russian, adopting it as her own.
Yes you will. Part of the videos they take may be from UA-cam channels about War Thunder, no matter submitted or not. Sure, you will, just give them your in-game e-mail and nickname)
the tempest pilot was thinking, "for my country, and dont forget the tea and biscuts!" pew! pew! poor jets..... nothing can seperate a brit from their tea & biscits
every hour, one t44 sneaks behind one or more tigers, sometimes they shoot but when they don't shoot they just sit there and laugh until they're finger slips on the trigger. BE THIS T44!
In this epizode: Hans in Tiger was sleep, and Ninja with vodka from Russia was attack. Pilot of Arado was drunk and sream: KAMIKAZE!!! Tempest was shot down 4 Jets... It was present for Britsh queen. Pulkzestorer was angry, because the american planes were attack to his country :D PS: Sorry for my bad English
That T-44 must have been doing a documentary. "Here, we see two Tigers in their natural habitat. Wait, I think they spotted me. BUT WAIT! They simply think I am one of their own. Now we can truly see how these strange beasts live their lives in the cold of... wait, where are we? Finland? The hell are we doing in Finland?"
I don't know what you are talking about. Hans was taking a nap( you can get really tired loading 8.8 cm shells in a cannon) and that Pulkzerstörer could easily kill a bomber formation
this show needs a special person (shhhh they need a german ) to prononce difficult to prononce words like : PULKZERSTORER keep up the vids gaijin and staff love the game
And here we see t44 in natural habitat.Drinking vodka, exploding watermelon on webcam , riding bear, not getting sent to gulag ,and stalking prey with vodka HE-OP round
This video in a nutshell: German bias commanders are either deaf, blind, or both. T-44 2 stronk. German bias in the sky. And pacifist arados. Sounds like fun!
+PawnedStaR looks like squire is taking a break. it's sad, but WT is that way with people. I know I've had a ton of half-year long breaks since closed beta tests in 2012.
Wow, this reminds me of the time when I was playing a KV-2 in arcade battles, and I fired a shell to kill someone, and got a friendly fire penalty because a plane had suicide dive bombed them when I had fired.
That arado be like "Well, enemy didn't get reward for kill." and in the Tempest's match enemies be like "Nyet comrad tempest bad, tempest cheat he is of hackingz."
I. Phantom Narwal II. Attack I of the Narwal III. Revenge of the Narwal IV. A New Narwal V. The Narwal strikes back VI. Return of the Narwals VII. The Narwal Awakens
In this video we see a 2 rare German tigers hunting a Russian bear while another slowly creeps along side the German hunters, waits for the right moment and pounces one of the German hunters
I think that this week's best comment would be even better if read with Jeremy Clarkson's voice in a Top Gear manner... by which it is clearly inspired ;)
Who knows, maybe the pilot of the Ar-234 B-2 is the same guy who drove the Tiger I - still confusing a T-44 with a German tank, trying his best to save it.
Alex was being pounced upon left right an centre by superior aircraft but did he give up No sir! He consumed his crumpets and his tea and gave those soviets a real British engagement yeeeeeeees I must say Bye jingo his score was bigger than Winston Churchill's cigar case! And if you didn't know that's quite big yes rather large (slowly drinks tea) FIN.
My first ace was the tempest against all jets. Got down to me against 4 of them because my team spontaneously combusted before taking any of them out...
In this episode: How 2 germans need a new pair of glasses, Gaijin'd level God, How to use skills as an excuse to spam in the chat and trickshot! the art to kill enemies with the Narwhal
The Russian stealth machine of WWII: The T-44-122, it comes with anti-Tiger stealth and it's powerful gun shoots and puts them down, truly Bias of the Russian military!
That 1 Tigers said,"My friend I think dis iz our new Panzer." The other Tiger said,"Why our new Panzer waz zmall?" Replied the 1 Tiger,"I zink ze Fuhrer wantz a zmall Panzer."
Russian walks in to a bar. He asks the bartender for a shot of vodka. Bartender gives him the shot in an aluminum glass. Russian gets up and asks the bartender what he calls this drink and what he put in it. Bartender answers: Its called Vodkanium with a twist of War Thunder.
When people say "Russian Bias," please take a look at that Tempest and think again. Thank you. British bias. Also, can I have some of that tea and crumpets, they sound really good.
*Opens launcher after re-installment of the game due to some errors* OH look! Another Thunder Show. *Proceeds to watch the vid and to enjoy the smell of pizza being made*
Vid 1:Russian tanks are invisible, or German tanks are blind. Maybe Stalinium is invisible to the radar. Vid 2:Poor Arado, he must've rage quitted War Thunder. Vid 3:Stalinium
How to kill props in a jet 101: Step 1- Turn at a low speed around your enemy like bears do to bisons Step 2- Hope that the russian bias kicks in before you die
That tiger player must have been thinking like: "Oh ja is just Hanz in his german captured T-44-122 premium bussian rias tonk taking a break beside me. He must be tired so letz just ignore him we need to kill more of Ivan ja!" *sound of a load explosion 5 seconds later*
I have something to say about this tempest replay. In jet battle , and I don't speak about the early jets such as the Yak15 which fight propeller all day but above, when a propeller plane , the tempest, F8F-1B , the Ki84 Otsu , these props planes are excellent planes, they are fast ,climb well, powerfull armement, accelerate and turn better than most of jets. There is no surprise if a Spitfire Mk24 kills 2 Mig15 in a match, in my opinion. But there is also one huge thing you shouldn't forget , La15 and Mig9's pilot are bad. The Mig9/L WAS my favorite russian jet before they fucked it up, I played it a lot and fully upgraded it, and I know how russian teams in Mig9s work. They turn at low altitude (most of the time) and they get rekt by english and american planes that dive. So a propeller plane that turns like a beast in a big dogfight with 3 slow Mig9 turning because they are retarded is perfect, and easy.
In today's installment of The Thunder Show, Some Germans get mad! After that, an American gets mad! Soon after, a Brit goes mad! Finally, many, many Low tier jets get mad!
Hello comrades, today we will learn about Russian and German WW2 vehicles. We will learn about the T44 stealth capabilities, how Arado 234s tried to end the war, how early Russian jets were horrible and how great the Pulkzestorer was the true one shot king.
Me: I shall win thunder show comrade Me: I shall win for the fatherland! Friend: but your american Me: da comrade, for the USA! friend: ......... I am your father Me: Nuuuuuuuu Friend: then you are doing it for the me-land! Me: ..............
Pfft comrade me is not impressed by Tempest. U see comrad my Pe-8 backgunner has killed 3 meteors and 5 f2 sabres in one game!!!1111111!!!111!!! NYET ENEMIES VONT DESTROY THE BOMBER FORMATION!!!!!!! xaxaxaxaxa))))))))
If the guy was smart he would have called in an artillery strike on his position before he shot the enemy tank then leave by the time the other tank realized what happened the artillery strike would have immobilized him then come back and finish him off
+Dylan Willis seriously i play the Tiger H1 and im suffering coz i dont notice russian tanks and they have no problem noticing me undercover and they can always flank while no one is noticing their mates killed from behind.....
When the German word Pulkzerstörer is even do hard to you then you will never get speak out the German word "Donaudampfschifffahrtskapitänsgesellschaftsverleih" and yes this is one of the longest words in Germany. I bet you can´t speak it out correctly before the Maus reach the other end of an Arcade map.
I hope the $ you getting from us the viewers is enough to make the game more and awesome I love spending some money on this game to help its development.
epic vid! that tempest player needs a new keyboard XD
+PhlyDaily AAAAAAAAA
He Phly why wasn't your Arado Dangerzone video in there?
+swǝƃ ̇ yeah i was a bit hyped. lol
+PhlyDaily haha XD too much pressure on me bro
+PhlyDaily Prepare your WT account for the eagles, your comment goes to.. skies. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Today I was flying a b57 and a MiG was on my tail. So I gave up and headed towards the nearest hill and dropped all my bombs. The MiG was close behind so as he was chasing me my bombs exploding it cut his wings lose. Would that be worthy for this series?
idk maybe?
just send it and see where it goes from there
+FuzzyTacoGaming yeah
happend to me some time before, in my IL-4, but i had a double kill with those bombs!killed 2 fighters at once
I've been trying to kill planes by this method with fighters with no luck did not know it could be done
And here we can see a person who is using kills as an excuse to spam the chat with caps.
To gulag for you!
+The Green Cactus I didn't spam with caps. . . I spammed with talent
jk lol
+Alex
AAAH! It's the dude from the video! Run for your lives!
+Alex you are very good pilot comrade! I wish you wouldn't have shot down Russian comrades but it is okay! They were all idiots who thought that fascist pigs weren't all bad! To gulag for them! To Russian Hall of Fame for you!
CFishUSA Thank you tavarych, I'll make sure to destroy all disrespectful kapitalist pigs
tempest shooting pure monarchism at these peasants . let the queen guide your shots old chap
EPIC FACT : Stalinium can be render invisible using Russian blood
Dang, I just wasted 5000 GE on a 'stealth bush'. Didn't even work. I think I should be a T-44 next time...
Bush only loads in at 20 meters, works at 10. It is of the stupid. I used free helmets and gas masks to make my periscopes look like heads instead.
Vrox11 lol, stealth done right
+Vrox11 hahah no it doesn't Bushes are pretty much fully visible up to 300 metres away.
Nope.
Vrox11 Er yes...
The T44 with the two Tigers takes the quote "keep your friends close, and your enemies closer" to a whole new level. Stalin would be proud...
You see Ivan, when you are of park tank with enemy tank, they don't kill you because you are of become the invisible and we kill of them. xaxaxaxa)))) -
IVAN!
Why are you of the move!
Big Cat is of seeing us now!
STOP IVAN!
Why are you of do this!?
GULAG FOR U!
Hans is the dead anyways.
LOL
I didn't do anything!!!!
What do you mean
What you couldn't hear was the gentle purring noises the T-44 was making. The Tigress had a flashback to its kittens and cuddled up against the Russian, adopting it as her own.
This time in THUNDER SHOW!!!!!! We have the sowjet spy tank, scuicidal pacifists, a Tempest in a jolly mood and a one shot killing machine
I really like how the plane was like "I've had enough with this pointless killing. Don't worry my enemy, I will save you!"
Eating my breakfast while watching my favourite show :D
I'm so happy my video got featured on Thunder Show, but I didn't submit it. Will I still get my golden eagles?
congrats dude, fan of yours and super hype that you're on the lost, u deserved it
on the list*, I need a new keyboard
Yes you will. Part of the videos they take may be from UA-cam channels about War Thunder, no matter submitted or not. Sure, you will, just give them your in-game e-mail and nickname)
+dkart96 Yes you will!
But for that we need your in-game nickname
My nickname is dkart96
in this episode of thunder show a brothers of node stealth tank a bat plane meets supercat , captain Brutish and a flying sniper
the tempest pilot was thinking, "for my country, and dont forget the tea and biscuts!" pew! pew!
poor jets..... nothing can seperate a brit from their tea & biscits
love the 262 A-1/U4
A real warrior fights the enemy but a true russian lives with the enemy!
every hour, one t44 sneaks behind one or more tigers, sometimes they shoot but when they don't shoot they just sit there and laugh until they're finger slips on the trigger. BE THIS T44!
lololololol the accents edition is quite enjoyable, MORE of that comrade.
In this epizode:
Hans in Tiger was sleep, and Ninja with vodka from Russia was attack.
Pilot of Arado was drunk and sream: KAMIKAZE!!!
Tempest was shot down 4 Jets... It was present for Britsh queen.
Pulkzestorer was angry, because the american planes were attack to his country :D
PS: Sorry for my bad English
That T-44 must have been doing a documentary. "Here, we see two Tigers in their natural habitat. Wait, I think they spotted me. BUT WAIT! They simply think I am one of their own. Now we can truly see how these strange beasts live their lives in the cold of... wait, where are we? Finland? The hell are we doing in Finland?"
I don't know what you are talking about. Hans was taking a nap( you can get really tired loading 8.8 cm shells in a cannon) and that Pulkzerstörer could easily kill a bomber formation
this show needs a special person (shhhh they need a german ) to prononce difficult to prononce words like : PULKZERSTORER
keep up the vids gaijin and staff love the game
WTF IS A PULKZERSTORER? (Im german myself.)
You mean mike goes boom, right?
This time on top thunder : Ivan the undercover tank driver,the first german kamikaze pilot...nearly! And Charles giving the russians some tea!
And here we see t44 in natural habitat.Drinking vodka, exploding watermelon on webcam , riding bear, not getting sent to gulag ,and stalking prey with vodka HE-OP round
This video in a nutshell:
German bias commanders are either deaf, blind, or both.
T-44 2 stronk.
German bias in the sky.
And pacifist arados.
Sounds like fun!
Does this mean that Top 5 Epic Plays is over? I miss that show
Especially since +Squireflyer did it!
LONG LIVE THE SQUIDONIAN EMPIRE!
+Jared Lambert squire just barely puts out videos
+PawnedStaR looks like squire is taking a break. it's sad, but WT is that way with people. I know I've had a ton of half-year long breaks since closed beta tests in 2012.
Wow, this reminds me of the time when I was playing a KV-2 in arcade battles, and I fired a shell to kill someone, and got a friendly fire penalty because a plane had suicide dive bombed them when I had fired.
The german voiceover was perfect
First one is 007 spy tank. Second is a suicide bomber against his own teammates. Third is the Queens patriot and fourth is spam killer boss.
That arado be like "Well, enemy didn't get reward for kill." and in the Tempest's match enemies be like "Nyet comrad tempest bad, tempest cheat he is of hackingz."
Didn't you guys realize it? that T-44 used the first Stalin Cloak in the history of the yearly vodka taste tests!
I. Phantom Narwal
II. Attack I of the Narwal
III. Revenge of the Narwal
IV. A New Narwal
V. The Narwal strikes back
VI. Return of the Narwals
VII. The Narwal Awakens
In this video we see a 2 rare German tigers hunting a Russian bear while another slowly creeps along side the German hunters, waits for the right moment and pounces one of the German hunters
I think that this week's best comment would be even better if read with Jeremy Clarkson's voice in a Top Gear manner... by which it is clearly inspired ;)
That's what happens when you mess with a brit that hasn't had his tea and crumpets.
Oof
I'm start Laughing at 0:14 HAHAHAHA!!
Tempest: Success breeds jealousy, *sips* *tea* *and* *laughs* *in* *British*
I liked the Me-262 in the end. BANG, dead. BANG, dead. And so on...
Who knows, maybe the pilot of the Ar-234 B-2 is the same guy who drove the Tiger I - still confusing a T-44 with a German tank, trying his best to save it.
In this episode we have Stalin's new stealth tank, an Arado bomber takes a bullet to the wing, British bias, and Me 262 is 2 op
+War Thunder PS4 with OpTic_SniPer_117 LOL, me 262 an op hehe lol. Nice try comrade.
Watch now after that tempest video everyone will be screaming ANGLO BIAS
Alex was being pounced upon left right an centre by superior aircraft but did he give up
No sir! He consumed his crumpets and his tea and gave those soviets a real British engagement yeeeeeeees I must say
Bye jingo his score was bigger than Winston Churchill's cigar case! And if you didn't know that's quite big yes rather large (slowly drinks tea) FIN.
T-44 100-22 san!you have passed the test!you are now one of "the russian bias" ninja clan!
I think the Tiger I knows, that the t-44 is an enemy, but he dont shoot, because he is a gentleman.
My first ace was the tempest against all jets. Got down to me against 4 of them because my team spontaneously combusted before taking any of them out...
Stalin: "We need to learn more from the Japanese Ninja's, so we can use their tactics for our T-34-85 to fight Mr Tiger!"
In this episode: How 2 germans need a new pair of glasses, Gaijin'd level God, How to use skills as an excuse to spam in the chat and trickshot! the art to kill enemies with the Narwhal
The Russian stealth machine of WWII: The T-44-122, it comes with anti-Tiger stealth and it's powerful gun shoots and puts them down, truly Bias of the Russian military!
LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!!!!!!!
That 1 Tigers said,"My friend I think dis iz our new Panzer." The other Tiger said,"Why our new Panzer waz zmall?" Replied the 1 Tiger,"I zink ze Fuhrer wantz a zmall Panzer."
Russian walks in to a bar. He asks the bartender for a shot of vodka. Bartender gives him the shot in an aluminum glass.
Russian gets up and asks the bartender what he calls this drink and what he put in it. Bartender answers: Its called Vodkanium with a twist of War Thunder.
Ze arado is simply the stalins protector. He took a shot for Ze Russian tank. May he live a stronk life in heaven.
In the first clip I don't think the narrator realized the t44 gun breech was down.
When people say "Russian Bias," please take a look at that Tempest and think again. Thank you. British bias. Also, can I have some of that tea and crumpets, they sound really good.
*Opens launcher after re-installment of the game due to some errors* OH look! Another Thunder Show. *Proceeds to watch the vid and to enjoy the smell of pizza being made*
Loved the "Top Thunder" comment! 😃
Vid 1:Russian tanks are invisible, or German tanks are blind. Maybe Stalinium is invisible to the radar.
Vid 2:Poor Arado, he must've rage quitted War Thunder.
Vid 3:Stalinium
+Jooho Kim Its called Pulkzerstörer not pulkzerstorer.
+Guan Tanamo Whatever Mate. Its just a Narwhal
Jooho Kim
Nobody calles this Thing Narwhal.
+Guan Tanamo Of course they do! And first:Why do you care so much? and Second: Grammar bro.
Jooho Kim
I am German, dont come with Grammar to me. When you are such a Grammer Nazi then talk to me in German.
Thunder Show: Moderator has ate to much Kruppstahl at Breakfast and is getting führieus about NEIN.
How to kill props in a jet 101:
Step 1- Turn at a low speed around your enemy like bears do to bisons
Step 2- Hope that the russian bias kicks in before you die
Here we see a T 44 in its natural habitat
YES!!!!!!
That tiger player must have been thinking like: "Oh ja is just Hanz in his german captured T-44-122 premium bussian rias tonk taking a break beside me. He must be tired so letz just ignore him we need to kill more of Ivan ja!" *sound of a load explosion 5 seconds later*
I think the Tigers just didn't find the V button, don't blame them.
hi!now i playing war thunder!awsome game ever!
dkart 96 youtube channel is awesome
+Lucas Simms Thanks mate!
The Russians jets couldn't face the true Tempest for her majesty ! God bless the Queen !!!
I have something to say about this tempest replay.
In jet battle , and I don't speak about the early jets such as the Yak15 which fight propeller all day but above, when a propeller plane , the tempest, F8F-1B , the Ki84 Otsu , these props planes are excellent planes, they are fast ,climb well, powerfull armement, accelerate and turn better than most of jets. There is no surprise if a Spitfire Mk24 kills 2 Mig15 in a match, in my opinion.
But there is also one huge thing you shouldn't forget , La15 and Mig9's pilot are bad.
The Mig9/L WAS my favorite russian jet before they fucked it up, I played it a lot and fully upgraded it, and I know how russian teams in Mig9s work. They turn at low altitude (most of the time) and they get rekt by english and american planes that dive. So a propeller plane that turns like a beast in a big dogfight with 3 slow Mig9 turning because they are retarded is perfect, and easy.
And yeah i'm jelly of this guy having 5k GE for this shit. A lot. SO MUCH. IF YOU WATCH THIS I HATE YOU XD
+Fun Exotiic okay
:(
he is going down!
In today's installment of The Thunder Show, Some Germans get mad! After that, an American gets mad! Soon after, a Brit goes mad! Finally, many, many Low tier jets get mad!
I feel like even though they put it as last weeks top comment, the Top Gear reference there was actually lost on the Russian devs.
Steps to sending in videos:
1. Record the video
2. Send the video to Wargaming
3. Pray to the gods of Russian bias that you get featured
Hello comrades, today we will learn about Russian and German WW2 vehicles. We will learn about the T44 stealth capabilities, how Arado 234s tried to end the war, how early Russian jets were horrible and how great the Pulkzestorer was the true one shot king.
if Oxide would submit his videos he'd win every week
I remember when I got 8 kills in a peashooter but it was before the sires startes
I love the voice act Xd
You must know that the german bomber dont want to save the t-44 its just a prank.
Me: I shall win thunder show comrade
Me: I shall win for the fatherland!
Friend: but your american
Me: da comrade, for the USA!
friend: ......... I am your father
Me: Nuuuuuuuu
Friend: then you are doing it for the me-land!
Me: ..............
Pfft comrade me is not impressed by Tempest. U see comrad my Pe-8 backgunner has killed 3 meteors and 5 f2 sabres in one game!!!1111111!!!111!!! NYET ENEMIES VONT DESTROY THE BOMBER FORMATION!!!!!!! xaxaxaxaxa))))))))
To Hall of Russian Fame for you!
CFishUSA thank you comrad, I jest vant to clear things up you know))))))
Nyet comrade, Ar 2 backgunner is much more stronk bet u cen still git killz wit de Pe8 gunner)))))
that was cool
RIP eagle, we use eagle for buy vehicle and stuff
please do a video explaining hesh rounds in detail.
If the guy was smart he would have called in an artillery strike on his position before he shot the enemy tank then leave by the time the other tank realized what happened the artillery strike would have immobilized him then come back and finish him off
that infantry though
I don't think bushes are what we need anymore...just some green on our tanks. Hear that tiger!?!?! You need to turn green come on man!!!
+Dylan Willis seriously i play the Tiger H1 and im suffering coz i dont notice russian tanks and they have no problem noticing me undercover and they can always flank while no one is noticing their mates killed from behind.....
Indeed...
A army of one is a army of none.
When the German word Pulkzerstörer is even do hard to you then you will never get speak out the German word "Donaudampfschifffahrtskapitänsgesellschaftsverleih" and yes this is one of the longest words in Germany. I bet you can´t speak it out correctly before the Maus reach the other end of an Arcade map.
The tigers "it's a trap!!!!"
JAxeel can into early! JAxeel stronk!
A Player lost his Tank and said: Nope. The Gangster pranks some player and the Game ends until the end we steal the gold and get away with hacking.
xD i love the Moment when the Moderator trys to speak german XD PS. Im german that Sounds soooo funny xD
Damn that tempest player, I wish i could be as good as that at normal BR LOL
I wonder if the tempest was celebrating the queen's 90th?
👏👏👏
The Me 262 video is the reason I stopped playing WT.
I hope the $ you getting from us the viewers is enough to make the game more and awesome I love spending some money on this game to help its development.
At 1:40 the german players dont kill him beacouse this is called friendship, It happend rarely, but it happen, they are not stupid
This tempest is disguised hunter : ))
Pity I didnt record the time where I crashed my J2M2 into a mountain. And somehow bounced off taking no damage. The mountain must be a large sponge.
Helvius why didn't you record the replay?