Typing a Letter to You ASMR
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- Опубліковано 22 лют 2021
- I type and narrate a letter to you using a computer keyboard to help you relax, perhaps sleep, and hopefully experience ASMR.
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"If you even experience ASMR to begin with. If not, then you are shit out of luck" - Rift, 2021
“Well, quite frankly, I have absolutely no _fucking_ idea.” - Ephemeral Rift
This will be my motto.
Timestamp plz
@@CorpsesB4Midnight 6:21
@@xirism6702 thank you
He even italicized it🤣🤣
I hope you’re not my pilot
I really like the fact that he made sure to italicize “splentastically”.
Actually you're right, thought you where joking
But you are right "splentastico" and "splentastically"
@@believeinyourself6855 and “fucking”
@@Samstar369 Maybe it’s because you’re not having a splentastic time
@@Samstar369 I'd suggest taking spmete to relax so you can finally have a splentastically well day.
_splentastically_
Real chaotic energy is ER singing the alphabet to find S on a QWERTY keyboard
i mean i do know the alphebetical order of letters by muscle memory
@@vitobru8361 I'm pretty sure everyone does bro, it's just they're not sure if they're getting it right, even if they did get it right
I can’t see if it is qwerty. Maybe it’s DVORAK
The joke here is that the alphabet has zero significance in helping find the letter itself. It only helps to know when the letter comes in the alphabet, but not to know where it is on the keyboard.
@@Rhovanion85 It is QWERTY just look at the first 5 letters on the keyboard dude
I thought it would be literally 59 minutes of ER figuring out how to spell "ASMR" lol
Too
Either way it’d be just as entertaining. At least for me.
When he finally spelt AMSR I was like "Congratulations you've just figured out how to read a keyboard"
@@antoneeee9284 AMSR?
@@antoneeee9284 mmm yes AMSR
all I'll tell my friends from now on is: "relacks bro, relacks"
Relax what is realqcks
Relacks
haha
Is that other asmrtist
Relacks, don't do it
When you wanna go do it
Relacks, don't do it
When you wanna come
Relacks, don't do it
When you wanna suck, chew it
ER writing to us in Comic Sans? Talk about a man with some class.
fun fact: comic sans is a good font for dislexic people read better
@@swpernova are you dyslexic?
@@crispdonkey2222 im not! but I got this information from the Brazilian dyslexic association
the fonts Arial and OpenDyslexic are good ones too :))
@@swpernova that's cool! :)
@@crispdonkey2222 thank you!!
"I have absolutely no fucking, wait no, no *fucking* idea"- Uncle ER. What a legend
He rlly say this?
@@souledout9583 yes
@@souledout95836:21
“Experience the experience often experienced” when you have to meet the word count
It reminded me of when one of the Kardashians (idk which) said I don’t think you really want to experience things because you always say you would experience things but if you really wanted to experience things you’ll be out there experiencing things or something
Rift typing "funee" is the peak of my humour.
This is where it begins... this is also where it ends...
It's the funeeist thing I've seen
@@UatuTheWatcher616 wow
@@shazamsam3537 lol
Fu-knee is a better knee slapper imo
Imma go kill myself now, see ya'll later.
You know mans got class when he types in Comic Sans
in this color it looks almost acceptable.
Sans?
@@freddo4304 *doo* *doo* *doot*
Does anyone actually know why it got its reputation as "the forbidden font"?
@@espy9244 sans
“that’s so 2020”. *same*
It's funny how Rift has become a part of my daily life.
truly
So true
Fax
haven't listened to any other ASMRtist ever since i found his channel. rift is just that good
spittin straight facts
FINALLY a typing asmr where I can see what is typed. Pure satisfaction
I feel like this video is essentially ER doing his best to hide his impulses to direct cursewords towards those who don't get tingles or like video games
Me having random thoughts: I'd love a keyboard asmr-
ER: *Here*
Honestly that's how i found him. I rmb thinking to myself how cool it'd be if someone did a typewriter ASMR, and here i am down the road 5 years later still loving his content
“relacks”
rift: eh i like this one better
my man ephemeral rift out here changing the official spelling of words. he really don’t give a fuck lmao
“Welcome to an 6%w2 video”
my favorite
That Speedrun category is kinda dope no?
"Welcome to an AK video" is a favorite of mine
i#bQ*
Look like the name of one of Hiroyuki Sawano song.
im surpised we dont habe a video named "Cthulhu, eater of insomnia"
and it's just Cthulhu eating from a bucket of popcorn labelled "Insomnia."
Your idea and Bob's together should actually be a video here in a month.
*yet
I have a little head cold right now and I read that have just as it was spelled. Thank you for being so considerate
@@beastslayer2174 yw💛
I love how sometimes the comedy in these videos distracts me from being relaxed. I dont mind it though. Im either relaxing or laughing
Both of which extends your life
Rift couldn’t spell asmr because the Entity was trying to stop him from saying their abridged name(Arkham sanitarium for mental rehabilitation).
Holy why in gods name have I never noticed that
I mean I probably did then forgot but
why didnt i realise sooner
@@espy9244 yeah that blew my mind when I read the comment
Wait what the hell
I can not explain how relaxing it is whenever you finish a sentence like really. It's calming.
For real
Relacksing
Hella relacksing.
Very relacksing
I frickin love this style, combines best of both worlds, both typing and soft speaking and the jokes and memes, pure genius xD
backspace key : "hey buddy"
When I saw the notification, my dyslexic ass thought it's just gonna be one letter
it honestly sounds like a video uncle rift would do xdd
@@a.altair_xx8661 yeah, didn't even question it
And the thumbnail failed to tip me off
The thing is, that idea is not far fetched whatsoever for Uncle Rift. 😂
ER would make open heart surgery relaxing.
In Arkham Sanitarium they will happily do that for you
@@wyomingisfake4813 you'll have to get an appointment with doctor Corvus
He already has enough ideas don’t give him more he’ll become too powerful!
@@wyomingisfake4813 ohio is also fake
@@hentaisailor5951 Welp I guess I live in air then lmao
I literally slowed down your "ASMR Building a PC" video when it came out to read what you were typing.
The best I could make out was "Hello. I hope you are doing well. This is a new keyboard that I recently acquired."
Needless to say, this video is very satisfying to watch. Thanks.
“If not, you are shit out of luck.”
“If not, too bad too sad.”
“If not, then hopefully you will still find so to be relacksing.”
Absolutely iconic.
Seeing him make so many mistakes while typing is such a mood
i think its partly because he just bought that keyboard
@@vincentf1649 it must be a new spacebar. Those are always getting stolen.
@@angryjugplayer1884 arobberjusttookmyspacebar
Guy one one took my “ “ key
My new favorite trigger: 50:35
Pickle chips.
Pickle chips.
Pickle chips.
Pickle chips.
Pickle chips.
Does anyone look at their recommended when Rift uploads and just think “I’m gonna sleep so well tonight”
🤬
@@Modernhabitus What?
@@Modernhabitus what?
@@tabithathecat 🤬
@@Modernhabitus what?
I'm glad we actually get to see what he is typing. I love the sounds of a keyboard but I'm always curious as to what the asmrtist is typing!
totally agreed. I thought that was a really nice touch too!
1:37 "Welcome to an AK video"
The quiet kid: "Finally I can relax"
Relacks*
imagine not spelling relacks right,smh my head
Inferno's Lair shaking my head my head
@@ridehaven smhmh
You forgot 47 😉
Ak-47
ER writing in Comic Sans is just so much on brand
typing sounds have got to be some of my favorite trigger sounds of all. there is just something about the tapping and I guess the way I associate it with working or writing a paper or something. That would be enough to put anybody asleep LOL. But this was fantastic. Can't wait to fall asleep to this later tonight.
I have met a few friends irl because i was wearing your "godless animal" shirt, they thought it was a cool shirt and asked me what metal band it was. Fast forward 4 weeks they're addicted to asmr
@@Faires5 pretty awesome
Except for the fact that shirt is a disgrace and a lie because their is a God
@@troymcdivitt7818 nope ur big sky daddy is a scam he doesn't exist oh well eternal darkness after death time
One of us one of us
Me writing an essay at 3 in the morning: 1:40
XD
Also like 7:03 😃👍🏼
@@denialoo yup
You have no idea how loud I laughed at 1 am lmao
I'm once again asking you to do a back of a shampoo bottle asmr
What, reading it?
@@Kim-Unearthed eating it
This is the perfect fit for Ephemeral
That would end in like 2 minutes
@@zombizoid5468 he could probably read multiple things like shampoo, cereal, etc
“Peak? Or peek? I don’t know, we’ll put both”
*Puts the same thing twice*
(9:21)
"2Of%"
Dyslexic disorder: *Allow myself to introduce myself.*
"What was the acronym for ASMR?"
- ER, 2021
I'd really like to believe that this is how Rift types all of his video scripts.
Being able to read what is being written improves the experience so much, at least for me. It's so relaxing.
Hands down the best asmr artist out there !! You’re my best sub this year as I’ve been on night shift. your videos help me pass out in the light of the morning. Kind regards; this guy :)
"Dear Satan, for this Christmas I want to knew how to spell correctly."
watching ER work through spelling ASMR was simultaneously the most relaxing and infuriating 2 minutes of my life
1 hour video and 0 add. you are amazing ER
"-to help you relax, Relacks?, relax.. nah, I like this one better" *Proceeds to type relacks*
Me: Ohhhh yeah, this is gonna be a good one
I can totally imagine somebody like Corvus getting really confused over a keyboard, and dammit I want that video now! Have the viewer explaining to Corvus how some modern tech works
How are you even doing this? Keyboards haven't even been invented yet.
He's probably using a typewriter and disguising it as one.
What is a keyboard? Sounds like some sci-fi stuff.
Every new video from you is like a completely new experience and I can't tell if I am falling asleep or laughing my ass off to the jokes you put in, it never gets old
omg i just liked the video and saved it for later. i can not wait to go to sleep tonight. this is perfect.
I *love* keyboard sounds, thanks rift
34:36 *Woofuckinghoo!*
You, my man, you are worth a bloody fortune. You seem to never run out of good ideas. Your ideas are always so absurd, which makes your videos very interesting to watch. Keep up the amazing work you deliver!
This is probably one of my favorite videos you've done
my sister: come one why cant he spell asmr just do it already. me: DO NOT RUSH THE TINGLE MASTER!!!
Kinda reminds of those early 2000s yt tutorials...
Been watching Uncle E since 2013. The dedication he has towards making these asmr videos, including his creating an entire lore story, it’s amazing. I love you uncle E, one of my top creators ever!
this format works so well
Can we get a “Chilling with Nicolas Cage” video?
How would that be possible
@Happy ya I guess you're right
I chose to believe that this is just rift learning to touch type (typing without looking at the keyboard for those who don't know)
i keep coming back to this one already. great video!!!
Perfect timing! I can't sleep and needed this
I love how he keeps writing ASMR wrong to get more typing in at the start!
This feels like a tutorial on how to get any game on steam with copyrighted music blasting in the background
*Dreamscape playing very loudly in the background while opening Notepad* hello guys today we will find the bobux man in minceraftnite
@@_heavyweaponsguy bobix
Uncle E ripping the nervous energy out of my body since 2016. Thanks, Uncle E
I tried the playback speed on 0.5 and found it surreal and relaxing. I've only recently discovered this channel and ASMR roleplay. Thank you ER - your channel is the best and I have about six years worth of your wonderful work to wade through! :)
Little did we know he was actually writing a letter to ASMR itself.
He just never runs out of Ideas does he?
He'd make open heart surgery relaxing.
@@Doyledeth He already has I think in a Corvus video
ER is a true UA-camr all original ideas its awesome
This one absolutely conked me out for the night
when spelling ASMR: *AK*
Me: *Communism has reached him.*
Bro, I hate when I try to spell ASMR but accidentally summon my Eldridge horror god
i was so happy when he put the first period down after that long ass sentence and then he goes and replaces it with another comma
The keyboard sounds are fantastic!
"I'll use both... 'peak peak' ." haha
Was anyone else unaware that there is a keyboard shortcut to type in italics, or is that just me? 😅😅😅
Just you
Dw bro i didn’t know either
I am not a native English speaker and was confused for a moment, as I was trying to figure out since when Italian language had its own letters... You know, like cyrillics (for which there actually is a shortcut!) ...
Gustavus Adolphus is the most famous king of Sweden.
He is also called "Gustavus Adolphus the Great", "The Lion of the North", "The Father of Modern Warfare" and "The King of the Goths".
Napoleon was his fan.
Hakkapeliitta was a Finnish light cavalryman in the service of King Gustavus Adolphus. They were important during the Thirty Years' War (1618 to 1648)
this video probably gave me the most tingles i've had in a while
Just wow, I love this video, you are absolutely brilliant 😍💕
Getting hung up on how to write asmr in all caps is honestly a mood
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Grammary ads:
*Grammerly
@@gaminguniverse3393 Don't 🗿
@@gaminguniverse3393 Somebody about to whoosh you.
@@ItzIts oh no the redditors 😰😰😰😵😵😭😭😱😱😱😱 pleaoajnese don'r r/slashwoosh me😭😭😭
@@gaminguniverse3393 what kind of ad is this, i don't know it
Omg this is the perfect combination for me. Thank you!!!
Who knew watching someone type for an hour would be so relaxing 🤷🏻♀️
Next up: Trying to remind my E-Mail password to send you a letter ASMR
I GOT TINGLES AT THE BEGINNING AS SOON AS IT STARTED LOL
I can’t express how good this is. This made me feel splentastical.
I swear the world is listening to my thoughts because the day before this was posted I was looking at another ASMRtist that did keyboard sounds and I was like “man I hope ER does something like this” best ASMRtist out there for sure. Idk where I’d be without you
ER should do a Blues Clues ASMR parody
That would be legendary
“What was the acronym for ASMR again?...”
big brain moment 🧐🎓
Boy I love this a$w& video
zack mc fool you mean -/‘4 video?
Can't relax too busy laughing! 😆 Superb.
Let’s take a minute to give props for having the patience to type for 59 minutes. I barely have patience unless I have something to entertain me but sitting down for almost a hour not knowing wt to type is awesome
I just thought of an ASMR Idea. You can have the viewer be their own reflection as you give "Them" a hair cut. Just a thought If you run out of Ideas.
Oh my gods I'm finally early enough to have the time to make no typing mitsakes whatsoever in my funny and original comment of appreciation!
> mitsakes
@@ultimamage3 yse
@@tabithathecat sey
@@calblack4156 .deednI
@@tabithathecat xD
I truly hope you reach 1 million subscribers soon. You truly deserve it.
i really hope you make multiple parts to this one uncle e!
Love your J?@* videos!!
I just bombed my econ exam so I’m not doing particularly well
I’m sorry JB, sending good vibes your way and hopefully ER will be able to take your mind off it for a while ✨ you won’t be defined by one bad exam result, you got this
@@CharleyA73 thanks man
no way i did the same thing this morning! may we both prosper the next time around
chill man life doesn't end here
everything will be all right
First time I have heard him swear. However it is my new favorite sentence he has said, “quite frankly I have no fucking idea.” Love it.
The font just makes it better