We're Indifferent About Everything Club Membership Questionnaire ASMR [including video titles]

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  • @nomuom2086
    @nomuom2086 Рік тому +2590

    As a member of all 3 clubs, I don't really care about how much I hate and love this club.

    • @darkzer0670
      @darkzer0670 Рік тому +152

      I don't care about how much you don't care about not caring for all 3 clubs.

    • @vyperr47
      @vyperr47 Рік тому +90

      Take it or leave it, it's all the same to me 🤷‍♂️

    • @Blooming487
      @Blooming487 Рік тому +68

      I must agree yet disagree.

    • @keashaneverts4452
      @keashaneverts4452 Рік тому +43

      Beautiful. if i didn't hate it. luckily i don't care bout all tht

    • @xandria_magic777
      @xandria_magic777 Рік тому +2

      😂😂😂

  • @dawg14
    @dawg14 Рік тому +1007

    I wish there was an ok button to express how indiferent i feel about this

    • @onddu2254
      @onddu2254 Рік тому +78

      I honestly don't care expressing how indifferent i feel about this.

    • @whyiwakeup6460
      @whyiwakeup6460 Рік тому +24

      *[Love]* *[Hate]* *-{ok}-*

    • @Dunkopf
      @Dunkopf Рік тому +3

      It's a video

    • @lucasbartsch9489
      @lucasbartsch9489 Рік тому +1

      Į dœñt kñœw whæt tœ thįñk æbœūt thįß

    • @whyiwakeup6460
      @whyiwakeup6460 Рік тому

      @@lucasbartsch9489the conflicted about everything club

  • @Enterprisefilms117
    @Enterprisefilms117 Рік тому +402

    That “whatever” shirt is a great design, and I would totally buy it - if I wasn’t so indifferent to buying and wearing t-shirts

    • @dixiebell20190
      @dixiebell20190 Рік тому +15

      I have zero emotions about this comment.

    • @kanegrim
      @kanegrim 11 місяців тому +8

      @@dixiebell20190This reply has made me feel absolutely nothing, I don't really care.

    • @dixiebell20190
      @dixiebell20190 11 місяців тому +5

      ​@@kanegrimI would be offended if I wasn't so indifferent to replies.

    • @AGamerthatregretsalot
      @AGamerthatregretsalot 11 місяців тому +3

      Why am I looking at this lol

    • @dixiebell20190
      @dixiebell20190 11 місяців тому +5

      @@AGamerthatregretsalot BECAUSE YOU CARE! Unlike me who is monotonous

  • @NirNaethCZ
    @NirNaethCZ Рік тому +737

    I love this man in ways I didn't even know were possible.
    Oops, wrong club.

    • @Al_L.
      @Al_L. Рік тому +76

      I guess he's fine, like I don't like him but I don't hate him, since he belongs in this club I guess he's an alright guy

    • @benzinc582
      @benzinc582 Рік тому +45

      Personally, I hate him. And I also hate that I hate him.

    • @falconeshield
      @falconeshield Рік тому +4

      The revolver door is over there

    • @thex2983
      @thex2983 Рік тому +5

      ​@@benzinc582I love the fact that you can express such strong emotions like this, as well as how people can be so indifferent about it, because you know, it's pretty common that people will hesitate in showing feelings but, the fact that you genuinely can express how you feel about him so arbitrarely is wonderful, people should be living to their fullest and not to be afraid about showing opinions, even about something so controversial... you know, it's the beauty of life, seeing how the human is complex, like a painting, because you usually only see the big picture, but once you actually stop to see the small details... Wow! You just get lost in a library of infinite questions and mysteries, honestly is a burning passion of mine to see people debating on certain topic and showing their point of view, it's relaxing to certain extent, like uhhh... observing the nature. You know, maybe looking at debates can be considered observing the nature, human nature is simply beautiful. If you stop for a bit and look around, every person you see has a lengthy life story, every bright light coming out of a house window at night tells something, something about a life, a life that is being lived right then and there. It's wonderful, maybe that's what life is all about, if humanity start seeing the smaller picture of big things, maybe, just maybe we'll find peace, the purpose of helping one another, maybe life is all about it after all, it's a concept I love.

    • @adderon
      @adderon Рік тому

      Whatevs

  • @Gabrielisbadatgames
    @Gabrielisbadatgames Рік тому +781

    I love how he can spend two minutes just talking about the pros and cons of a pencil and pen.

    • @mywaterco0lerromance
      @mywaterco0lerromance Рік тому +72

      personally, i feel quite neutral about it

    • @deluded-fr
      @deluded-fr Рік тому +33

      i kinda feel 50/50 abt it

    • @Gabrielisbadatgames
      @Gabrielisbadatgames Рік тому +34

      Oh shoot. Wrong club.

    • @mue5997
      @mue5997 Рік тому +32

      ah you must be from the We Love Everything club, i hate that club

    • @Gabrielisbadatgames
      @Gabrielisbadatgames Рік тому +36

      @@mue5997 ah you must be from the We Hate Everything Club. I love that club

  • @MCSorry
    @MCSorry Рік тому +637

    Finally, a club membership made for me (I haven't felt anything since 2017).

  • @ManMan10136
    @ManMan10136 Рік тому +550

    Now there has to be a 3 way argument for why you should join each club, but the impartial club doesn’t care what you do

    • @berrymayhem6174
      @berrymayhem6174 Рік тому +21

      The WIAE club argues about the merits and demerits of the two other groups but forgets to mention themselves lol

    • @ciaranjamiesonfamily-frien5144
      @ciaranjamiesonfamily-frien5144 Рік тому +7

      Eh does there really have to be one? I don’t mind if he does, just seems a bit useless

    • @ManMan10136
      @ManMan10136 Рік тому +1

      @@ciaranjamiesonfamily-frien5144 yes. Yes there does.

    • @wr1ght939
      @wr1ght939 Рік тому

      H A Y A T O

    • @ciaranjamiesonfamily-frien5144
      @ciaranjamiesonfamily-frien5144 Рік тому +1

      @@ManMan10136 you aren’t the sharpest tool in the shed are you mate?

  • @shlonk9580
    @shlonk9580 Рік тому +130

    Joining this club has made me feel extremely neutral and unbiased.

  • @allosaurusrex562
    @allosaurusrex562 Рік тому +232

    Now here's a club I would feel indifferent joining

  • @idiotsandwich8418
    @idiotsandwich8418 Рік тому +203

    Now we need the: We dont know about anything club membership questionnaire!

    • @mue5997
      @mue5997 Рік тому +26

      it’s just er in a vegetative state for two hours

    • @toptext2807
      @toptext2807 Рік тому +10

      @@mue5997 slumped over like hawking

    • @idiotsandwich8418
      @idiotsandwich8418 Рік тому +6

      @@mue5997 yeah thats the idea, fully silent, and in the background he is whispering things that we cant make sense of, cause they dont know about anything in that club!

    • @chadderbug7587
      @chadderbug7587 Рік тому +3

      Good idea for another gibberish video

    • @call_me_mado5987
      @call_me_mado5987 Рік тому +2

      How the heck would you answer a questionnaire if you don't know anything XD

  • @sargentgaming8663
    @sargentgaming8663 Рік тому +141

    Finally a cloud that is perfect for me cause the group that hates everything well hated everything and the group that loves everything well loved everything finally a group that doesn’t have interests anything that will most likely fit my interests

    • @punktea7614
      @punktea7614 Рік тому +14

      Doesn't matter in the end

    • @ciaranjamiesonfamily-frien5144
      @ciaranjamiesonfamily-frien5144 Рік тому +9

      Sounds a bit too happy to be let into the club sorry mate, not that i care if you get in or not

    • @kevinc233
      @kevinc233 Рік тому +8

      If it's perfect for you then it's probably not for you. But I really don't care either way.

  • @chrispbacon457
    @chrispbacon457 Рік тому +154

    HE DID IT YAY🎉

  • @missm.e9914
    @missm.e9914 Рік тому +77

    we should call this the "Whelmed club" I will join, I would like if we had badges but you know... whatever, its fine if we don't.

    • @miti2222
      @miti2222 Рік тому +7

      Not that we actually care about the fact we dont care or the fact we dont care about the fact that we dont care

    • @DrawtheCurtains
      @DrawtheCurtains Рік тому +6

      Personally, I'm indifferent about changing the name.

    • @somemonkeystirnerite
      @somemonkeystirnerite Рік тому +6

      @@DrawtheCurtainspersonally I think it’s quite logical to change it for the sake of variance but it doesn’t really matter.

    • @tfan2222
      @tfan2222 Рік тому +1

      “Whelm” means the EXACT same thing as “overwhelm.” It’s an oxymoron to say overwhelm. I only bring this up because you seem to be under the impression that whelm is a middle ground between under and over whelmed. It’s not.

    • @missm.e9914
      @missm.e9914 Рік тому

      @@tfan2222 it does not mean the EXACT same thing, overwhelmed is greater than whelmed which is why it overtook it as the more used word to describe a bad situation. and since the word whelmed isn't even used anymore and language evolves to suit the times it is quite accurate to say that whelmed is now the middle of over and under since that is how most people use it, if they say it at all.

  • @pentagonyx
    @pentagonyx Рік тому +52

    FINALLY, THE TRIFECTA IS COMPLETE!!! THANK YOU UNCLE E

    • @pentagonyx
      @pentagonyx Рік тому +4

      Wait, if this comment got hearted, that means they are a member of the We Love Everything Club, and NOT the We’re Indifferent About Everything Club.

    • @falconeshield
      @falconeshield Рік тому +3

      Uncle E is generous

  • @Jeff_M
    @Jeff_M Рік тому +56

    I don't feel anything would make this club more neutral than having just a yearly random meeting once.

  • @SushiBonJ
    @SushiBonJ Рік тому +21

    Finally, the club for me, indifferent about the feeling, but this could be described as a "preferred" outcome

  • @thehighground96
    @thehighground96 Рік тому +32

    As a member of 4 different clubs from 3 different universes i approve this ASMR video

    • @miti2222
      @miti2222 Рік тому +5

      Whatever

    • @austinschwartz7424
      @austinschwartz7424 Рік тому +1

      wait is there a 4th club???

    • @ShaddyFromHatena
      @ShaddyFromHatena Рік тому +1

      ​@@austinschwartz7424 Not in this trilogy, but there's also the tin foil hat society, the NWO, and a few other assorted organizations with signups and surveys within the ER extended Universe.

    • @xcelestialdemon8245
      @xcelestialdemon8245 Рік тому +1

      @@austinschwartz7424 tin foil hat club

  • @ozymandiasramesses1773
    @ozymandiasramesses1773 Рік тому +58

    First he came to us with 'WE HATE EVERYTHING'. Then he said 'WE LOVE EVERYTHING' and 'WE'RE INDIFFERENT ABOUT EVERYTHING'. What's next? 'WE'RE PASIVELY CURIOUS ABOUT EVERYTHING'?

    • @Lolalaughsx
      @Lolalaughsx Рік тому +6

      Then, passively aggressively…

    • @dixiebell20190
      @dixiebell20190 Рік тому +1

      "WE JUST ARE" club

    • @zzeroara9511
      @zzeroara9511 Рік тому +1

      next is the "We're slightly interested in everything club". after that, the "We're somewhat critical of everything club"

  • @lorenzosaez2688
    @lorenzosaez2688 Рік тому +5

    -how many synonyms do you like to use per video?
    -e.r : yes.

  • @kspace26
    @kspace26 Рік тому +6

    Finally a club I am enthusiastically indifferent, dare I say indifferently enthusiastic, to participate in.

  • @hyperionfire2980
    @hyperionfire2980 Рік тому +17

    I think the leave it up to chance club would have to flip a coin or roll a die to see whether new members would join. Then they'd have to use a spinner to choose what writing material they'd use. They would just leave all decisions up to chance.

    • @RainatlaAJ
      @RainatlaAJ Рік тому +3

      “I’m going to flip a coin to see if you answered that question correctly.”

  • @Cloakingpower
    @Cloakingpower Рік тому +8

    I'm indifferent to the feeling I have when I tear open multi-dimensional rifts and allow unspeakable whatevers to flood in from the very fabric of the multiverse. People say things like, "Meh, I've seen worse," Or, "Meh, I've seen better," or, "Whatever, it is what it is."

  • @ALouisae
    @ALouisae Рік тому +16

    So if you’re wondering what club to join:
    You can’t join the Hate Club since they hate their own club and wouldn’t recommend you join it anyways, and joining the Hate Club would mean you would hate being in a club.
    The Indifferent Club wouldn’t really care who’s club you join, there’s pros and cons to each.
    The Love Club would love for you to join anyone’s club since they love clubs and love your decision!
    So it’s really up to whether or not you love absolutely everything or you’re indifferent to absolutely everything.

  • @LMR__1
    @LMR__1 Рік тому +15

    You should totally sell "whatever" shirts, it looks great.

  • @bishop659
    @bishop659 Рік тому +9

    Ain’t even waiting to listen later when I go to bed. Clicked on this as soon as I saw it pop up

  • @XoXoRC
    @XoXoRC Рік тому +9

    Uncle E fr went into the 3 ways of thinking:
    I love it
    I hate it
    I don't mind

  • @Shsudejdufuruf
    @Shsudejdufuruf Рік тому +3

    Ok but now I am just imagining someone talking to their parents or something like “I feel indifferent about you mother”

  • @RowanMackenzie
    @RowanMackenzie Рік тому +12

    8:52 really freaked me out because I've gotten into the habit of playing Stardew Valley with some of your ASMR on in the background. So uh...hello from Vibes Farm I guess!

  • @elwey7688
    @elwey7688 Рік тому +3

    The eraserless pencil has to be the bane of my high school experience

  • @Kayden.Bergeron0622
    @Kayden.Bergeron0622 Рік тому +3

    I got an ad for toenail fungus before this video. And unusually so, I felt no notable emotion whatsoever about my situation.

  • @MorikaASMR
    @MorikaASMR Рік тому +16

    I always love how unique your videos are!! Fun and creative 😃🧡

  • @basicytgamer9983
    @basicytgamer9983 Рік тому +1

    I saw that same comment on the last one and thought he would make this video, another banger as always

  • @ohokaye817
    @ohokaye817 Рік тому +2

    This is the most punk rock asmr video I've seen

  • @melinaalba63
    @melinaalba63 11 місяців тому +1

    I need the "we have strongly differing opinions about everything" Club where the members just have different opinions as each other but also different opinions about different topics.

  • @bonniesbitchin
    @bonniesbitchin Рік тому +74

    21:09
    This is the first time ive heard anyone agknowege the weird powdery sensation some stuff gives off when your skin is too dry. Cathartic

    • @blikied
      @blikied Рік тому +3

      thought i was the only one

  • @umbree6407
    @umbree6407 Рік тому +1

    I like how my 16:9 resolution monitor makes the video playtime bar fit exactly to the desk edge.

  • @blikied
    @blikied Рік тому +2

    he really did the trilogy. ER is a true man of the people

  • @codeyds6769
    @codeyds6769 Рік тому +16

    Next video should be how to care for a pet beard
    ER is looking majestic at the moment 👌

  • @Randomvids205
    @Randomvids205 Рік тому +2

    Sometimes I doze off and then a noise a family member makes wakes me up and then I just start giggling at the question ER just asked 😂

  • @testedhawk
    @testedhawk Рік тому +3

    Thanks for the video ER, it was ok

  • @futuristic.handgun
    @futuristic.handgun Рік тому +1

    The sneaky suspicion and inkling bit is such a dad joke and I absolutely love it so much! 😂 They do indeed make good pets! 😁

  • @WolfBair
    @WolfBair Рік тому +3

    my favorite club so far

    • @ciaranjamiesonfamily-frien5144
      @ciaranjamiesonfamily-frien5144 Рік тому

      Sounds a bit differential about this club, don’t think you’ll be allowed in personally, but whatever doesn’t really matter

  • @veram1545
    @veram1545 Рік тому +10

    All these questionnaire videos are soooo good and calming! Questionnaire type videos sometimes make me feel anxious but these are just funny

  • @Redwarrior96
    @Redwarrior96 Рік тому +4

    He did it, he actually did it!

  • @articemonk
    @articemonk Рік тому +4

    this is the most creative video ive ever seen (we’re even indifferent about the most creative videos we’ve ever seen)

  • @practicalpupa8192
    @practicalpupa8192 Рік тому +3

    I believe that pencils were actually invented after pens, making them the more modern utensil by a chronological definition

  • @Dogtles
    @Dogtles Рік тому +5

    Finally, a club I can get behind. Or not. Whatever.

  • @esmereldalillian5107
    @esmereldalillian5107 Рік тому +19

    I love that shirt! I want it so bad, I guess I have to make a trip to walmart for supplies😂😂 I love it!
    A wonderful addition to the Clubs of Caring, Uncle E! Thank you for the relaxation and giggles! ❤
    Edited bc quite literally after I posted this, Uncle E said "I made this shirt myself because whatever" and that timing was just slightly off lol

  • @lindenbug
    @lindenbug Рік тому +1

    After interviewing with the other two clubs, I can see the fun in both. Ultimately, though, this is where I’d be most comfortable. You know, if I had to choose.

  • @latifx3944
    @latifx3944 Рік тому +1

    sir, I have no strong feelings one way or the other but I bow to your asmr mastery.

  • @larryofalltrades4166
    @larryofalltrades4166 Рік тому +1

    Another great video! I can't wait for an appearance from the "Different feelings for a variety of things" club

  • @-BigJ
    @-BigJ Рік тому +1

    I remember seeing a comment saying he should do a neutral club and I'm glad it's here

  • @expo_pkmn
    @expo_pkmn Рік тому

    I feel as though everyone is adaquetly appreciating the effort to change the description for each video. Truly shows how indifferent we all are to everything.

  • @stevewinkleburg5300
    @stevewinkleburg5300 Рік тому

    Thank you Rift, this was one of the videos of all time. I feel okay about this video

  • @stephmcsteph4324
    @stephmcsteph4324 Рік тому +8

    Anytime there’s a keyboard involved I know it’s gonna be guuuuuuuuuud

  • @kittywar123
    @kittywar123 Рік тому +2

    Me responding "ehh, kinda, but not really" for an hour and a half

  • @arcblackheart7780
    @arcblackheart7780 Рік тому +1

    Your hair is coming out nice again I love when it's long and the beard is long. I can't believe you're still make so much content I've been watching your channel for year it's always good to see you and hear you. Definitely one of my top 5 ASMRtist.

  • @TheFreakyFish251
    @TheFreakyFish251 Рік тому +3

    Another idea, “We can’t make up our mind about anything” club, kind of like this one but instead of no caring about anything, they overanalyze both sides.

  • @RickyRacksOfficial
    @RickyRacksOfficial Рік тому +10

    Hey! I love your asmr vids and you're really an inspiration to me. Thank you 🙏 and if you're reading this I hope you have a great day!

  • @paineddragon1807
    @paineddragon1807 Рік тому

    I love your videos, Ive watched them for so long. They are always unique and never the same, creative. Thank you for all you've done .

  • @emilyjohnson8695
    @emilyjohnson8695 Рік тому +1

    the good place good, bad and neutral janetification of ephemeral rift ASMR

  • @IAmRodyle
    @IAmRodyle Рік тому +4

    "I have no strong feelings one way or the other."
    "All I know is my gut says maybe."
    "If I don't survive, tell my wife 'Hello'."

  • @YP_rigy
    @YP_rigy Рік тому +2

    He did it, he freaking did it.. A Prequel to the Sequel

  • @FlameWarProductions
    @FlameWarProductions Рік тому

    Truly one of the videos of all time it made me feel such things as and . What a content creator of all time

  • @meru9129
    @meru9129 Рік тому

    the fact that he couldn't care enough to put the three dots on the thumbnail like the other clubs despite mentioning it is absolutely brilliant

  • @matthiasprexl
    @matthiasprexl Рік тому +1

    I can't decide whether I hate or love this Questionnaire. I'm way to indifferent about it.

  • @Skiedragon
    @Skiedragon Рік тому +11

    I don't know why, but I'm completely apathetic about how any words sound when pronounced, such as pebble. I've watched a lot of your videos and I've never felt anything from the parts where they're repeated.

  • @Krachi
    @Krachi Рік тому +1

    I’d love to the “We’re Serious about Everything Group Club”.

  • @caingamin2
    @caingamin2 Рік тому +3

    As an apathetic individual i agree with this video

  • @gabriellaAW
    @gabriellaAW Рік тому +1

    YES
    as a member of the we hate everything club
    Aswell as the
    We love everything club
    I wish to also join the
    We’re indifferent to everything club
    Thank you for this opportunity and i do hope that i get accepted into the club

  • @samuelcarner8987
    @samuelcarner8987 Рік тому +2

    I’d love to see another plague doctor asmr. I absolutely love the character

    • @gabriellaAW
      @gabriellaAW Рік тому

      Same, but in all honesty i just love any asmr related scps

  • @sp4sticchicken65
    @sp4sticchicken65 Рік тому +2

    this video was absolutely okay

  • @tobyfinchghost
    @tobyfinchghost Рік тому +1

    he listened and made the third club !! i love that this is great lmao

  • @mikemorr100
    @mikemorr100 Рік тому +4

    I remember the days when the permenance of pen ink gave me writing anxiety. Dont want to make a mark I cant take back, better be careful. Nowadays it doesnt really matter.

  • @jozefgoralski1180
    @jozefgoralski1180 Рік тому +1

    I certainly am indifferent about the meaning of the painting of Uranus resting on the monitor

  • @jessejuliusbreuker6559
    @jessejuliusbreuker6559 Рік тому +1

    I shall endeavor to be mostly non-commital while watching this apathetically.

  • @maskedfoxx7173
    @maskedfoxx7173 Рік тому +2

    I am so neutral about how much I love to hate everything

  • @saintjiubtheeradicator
    @saintjiubtheeradicator Рік тому +2

    Now we need the fluid club neutral some days, hate another, and love the next.

  • @Ozukai
    @Ozukai Рік тому +2

    Ah finally, the club where I belong... or not, it doesn't matter

  • @franxette5704
    @franxette5704 Рік тому +1

    I'm always about to sleep, but when I'm almost there I start laughing 😂❤

  • @LuckyArceus
    @LuckyArceus Рік тому +2

    Now THIS seems like my type of club.

  • @Playa001
    @Playa001 Рік тому +1

    Yo Em I grew up watching you man and to this day the candy man rules supreme. Much love and keep tinglin

  • @yosher
    @yosher Рік тому

    The trifecta has been completed, a beautiful sight to behold

  • @Skullcandy812
    @Skullcandy812 Рік тому

    Real “tell my wife I said hello” energy in this video

  • @ScorpionM203
    @ScorpionM203 Рік тому

    This is an absolute wonder. Excellent peice of work!

  • @Hat_Toons.
    @Hat_Toons. Рік тому +1

    Out of all of the clubs, if I had to choose, this would be the club I join

  • @vickymorriskeen5817
    @vickymorriskeen5817 Рік тому

    This character reminds me a lot of the energy vampires from What We Do in the Shadows 😂 top tier 👏

  • @yarggangg
    @yarggangg Рік тому +2

    One is me on a good day, the other a bad day, this one is just me.

  • @mzacrack85
    @mzacrack85 Рік тому +2

    Well this is my Ephemeral Rift of Whatever!

  • @TwichyRamen
    @TwichyRamen Рік тому

    Now this is a club I’m indifferent about!

  • @imperialdoggo5826
    @imperialdoggo5826 Рік тому +2

    Next in what ER will use, Apple Pencils, the best of both worlds. I also see you have Uranus up for everyone to look at.

  • @studentstudent5044
    @studentstudent5044 Рік тому +1

    Been a fan since you started this epic channel!❤️ hope you and your family are doing well sir❤️🥰

  • @Aliendisko.
    @Aliendisko. Рік тому

    Your voice is so hypnotic for me i forget about you because you put me to sleep almost instantly

  • @alejjtheninja5803
    @alejjtheninja5803 Рік тому

    I like to think that Rift just turns up to whatever club depending on how he feels about the world that day.

  • @jazzsharkoon2342
    @jazzsharkoon2342 Рік тому

    Thimbnail of this video is actually pretty clever, just being a frame from the video unlike the hate everything and love everything club videos that actually have a special thumbnail.

  • @СергейКорнеев-щ6с

    Thank you for your creativity, good luck and prosperity.

  • @iinkstain
    @iinkstain Рік тому +2

    that whatever shirt goes hard i want it

  • @scottjolteon9033
    @scottjolteon9033 Рік тому +1

    I've been going to the I hate everything club every now and then but mostly thats where I feel at home!

  • @viminyrbugberry7140
    @viminyrbugberry7140 Рік тому

    It's finally here!!!

  • @SuperVidman101
    @SuperVidman101 Рік тому +4

    If I don't survive, tell my tingles Hello.