30 Weird Facts About the World's Biggest Brands

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  • Опубліковано 6 лют 2020
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    If you do, I might make more "Epic Blazes" - let me know in the comments.
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  • @dizzy6799
    @dizzy6799 4 роки тому +728

    When Simon said "when I was a teenager" it really caught me off guard...I had always imagined him being born fully formed with a beard and glasses ready to spit mad facts at the medical staff and his mother

    • @jerrybiv1441
      @jerrybiv1441 4 роки тому +14

      Dizzy Duh I have been watching this show for years now & I have ALWAYS THOUGHT THE EXACT SAME THING! Except my thought was that...remember Octo-Mom Nadia Suleiman? Well his mother must’ve been the English version of that or the “WTF-mom” where Simon was curled up in a fetal position & then slid out of his mother in one painful fail swoop out of her, tearing her apart with the mindset to speak & prove EVERYTHING WRONG!

    • @c.d.ruppert9560
      @c.d.ruppert9560 3 роки тому +25

      Recently saw an old video with Simon where he has no glasses and a five o'clock shadow instead of a beard. Got halfway through the video before I recognized the voice!

    • @citruscake8567
      @citruscake8567 3 роки тому +7

      😂😂😂 I hadn't imagined it till I saw this comment

    • @kevinthurlow5487
      @kevinthurlow5487 3 роки тому +6

      Right!?!
      I just started getting into the earlier stuff... it's a little odd without the epic beard.

    • @skylaroconnor2903
      @skylaroconnor2903 3 роки тому +9

      Simon without a beard is unacceptable.

  • @rodjohnson5561
    @rodjohnson5561 4 роки тому +185

    My legit favorite part is when they miss a swear and you get to hear Simon say the fuck word. Please don't change it, I love it.

    • @Chaotic_Pixie
      @Chaotic_Pixie 4 роки тому +43

      I agree. And the ladies over at Beauty News figured out that as long as the swear isn't in the first like, 5 or 10 minutes, the youtube algorithm misses it anyway.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 роки тому +40

      @@Chaotic_Pixie This is apparently true.

    • @OldJerzyDevil
      @OldJerzyDevil 3 роки тому +6

      @@Chaotic_Pixie BRILLIANT! 💖

    • @LuanMower55
      @LuanMower55 3 роки тому +4

      @@brainblaze6526 allegedly

    • @robinmuller6392
      @robinmuller6392 3 роки тому +1

      I can't watch it all again. Please. We all need to know where the part is... 😅 😂

  • @ignitionfrn2223
    @ignitionfrn2223 3 роки тому +41

    3:00 - Chapter 1 - Nike
    6:10 - Chapter 2 - Fedex
    8:25 - Chapter 3 - Facebook
    9:25 - Chapter 4 - Ben & Jerrys
    11:05 - Chapter 5 - Egg mc muffin
    13:05 - Chapter 6 - Rubik's cube
    14:45 - Chapter 7 - Fanta
    16:55 - Chapter 8 - Ebay
    18:20 - Chapter 9 - IKEA
    20:00 - Chapter 10 - Google map
    21:40 - Chapter 11 - Instagram
    23:00 - Chapter 12 - Yahoo
    24:20 - Chapter 13 - Warner bros
    27:25 - Chapter 14 - Exxon Mobile
    28:25 - Chapter 15 - Apple
    30:10 - Chapter 16 - Facebook
    31:45 - Chapter 17 - Ali baba
    32:45 - Chapter 18 - Dominoes
    34:00 - Chapter 19 - Samsung
    37:30 - Chapter 20 - Virgin
    38:25 - Chapter 21 - KFC
    40:55 - Chapter 22 - Smernoff
    43:00 - Chapter 23 - Mc donalds
    44:40 - Chapter 24 - Carlsberg
    46:45 - Chapter 25 - SOS Saucepan
    48:10 - Chapter 26 - Netflix
    50:00 - Chapter 27 - Cosco
    50:45 - Chapter 28 - Mars
    52:20 - Chapter 29 - Amazon
    53:00 - Chapter 30 - Microsoft

    • @iliankarasimirov9685
      @iliankarasimirov9685 3 роки тому +4

      Legend!

    • @hullinstruments
      @hullinstruments 2 роки тому +8

      Goddamn this needs to be higher. Also add 19:52 Simon says uncensored “ fucking“ 😂 caught me off guard and was awesome to hear after years of his impossibly posh Britishness

    • @Ogfunkymonkey
      @Ogfunkymonkey Рік тому

      👍🙏

  • @balloonalienoverlord8901
    @balloonalienoverlord8901 3 роки тому +65

    Sam forgot to beep "fucking Mordor" haha Legend

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  3 роки тому +31

      classic Sam.
      Legend.

    • @dillongage7628
      @dillongage7628 3 роки тому +9

      😂 so busy putting in memes he forgot to actual edit the video

    • @japanesehitler
      @japanesehitler Рік тому +1

      Also saying the fifth side of Mordor is actually a great saying for some fuckoff place as Mordor has four very distinct sides.

  • @evolvedcopper2205
    @evolvedcopper2205 4 роки тому +234

    Me: how many bonus facts can i get?
    Simon & team: yes

    • @vnikyt
      @vnikyt 4 роки тому +11

      Evolved Copper Best use of the yes joke. Wish I could like it twice

    • @valeniusthekat
      @valeniusthekat 4 роки тому +6

      Simon:

    • @kootmcgoot8677
      @kootmcgoot8677 3 роки тому +1

      Showed google picture of danny and his dog...nothing but a empty street. Danny doesnt exist

    • @maizeman112
      @maizeman112 3 роки тому

      G

    • @maizeman112
      @maizeman112 3 роки тому

      Gc

  • @raefrommn4914
    @raefrommn4914 4 роки тому +163

    “Why is this chair here” = “Squirrel!!”

    • @Yosetime
      @Yosetime 3 роки тому

      Simon: The clinical representation of adult ADHD in action! Beautiful!!!

  • @anelafarrar-ivey5295
    @anelafarrar-ivey5295 3 роки тому +129

    I really wish I could say "And I'm British, so I don't care about your politics". Send help I'm crying on the inside.

    • @ChristmasLore
      @ChristmasLore 3 роки тому +6

      British had their own troubles too...No deal Brexit, Boris Johnson, 5g towers incendiated by covid conspiracy theorists...
      No walk in the park by any means..
      (I grant you a given administration was especially terrible in the US, yet we all have our burdens to carry...the grass is never actually greener elsewhere..)🍃

    • @whitecloud6214
      @whitecloud6214 2 роки тому +4

      @@ChristmasLore I hear this but Britain’s universal healthcare and the 10 free therapy sessions you can get a year would have been helpful in 2020. Healthcare in the US is so expensive! We have to pay a $5,000 deductible yearly then still have to pay a copay to go to a doctor and sometimes insurance doesn’t want to pay for medication prescribed by your doctor, it’s such a headache dealing with insurance companies.

  • @snbks4ever
    @snbks4ever 3 роки тому +18

    This channel in the family channels is easily becoming one of my favorites, I know you're reading off a script Simon but then you add in so much extra stuff.

  • @mitchellguerrerio9909
    @mitchellguerrerio9909 4 роки тому +86

    1: I am a postman in the US and I want to start my own business venture in the near future, so I shed a solitary tear for the Dominoes brother that got left out. 2: Being a postman, it’s absolutely shocking how many people still use the DVD Netflix service!

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 роки тому +37

      Didn't even know that was still a thing! Crazy.

    • @lmpeters
      @lmpeters 4 роки тому +22

      There are still lots of TV shows and movies that Netflix can't get the streaming rights for, so they can only offer them via DVD and Blu-Ray.

    • @elijah-jamesmac2039
      @elijah-jamesmac2039 4 роки тому +10

      Omg wait what?!?! I had no idea that they still had a dvd service!!!

    • @sventer198
      @sventer198 4 роки тому +6

      Whaaar?! How do I get that in Australia?

    • @gregorsamsa3016
      @gregorsamsa3016 4 роки тому +6

      @@sventer198 Apparently it's only available in the U.S.
      help.netflix.com/en/node/467/au
      Definitely says not available in Australia, sorry

  • @lindakay9552
    @lindakay9552 4 роки тому +312

    I'm not sure who's crazier. Danny for writing these dredgingly long scripts. Simon for narrating them. Or me for watching them. 😂

  • @motolumpy1216
    @motolumpy1216 3 роки тому +47

    I honestly love these, the editing is perfect, the scripts are funny and well polished, and Simon's tangents engage my ADHD PERFECTLY

    • @nataliatheweirdo
      @nataliatheweirdo 2 роки тому +2

      ive seriously been binging these for the past week to get my projects done. like, they fit my brain so well and they go off topic 20 times per minute which also- me

    • @femkevanwageningen6068
      @femkevanwageningen6068 2 роки тому +1

      Same😂 I saw this coment while on a break from the schoolwork I have (finally) been doing while listening to him

    • @vincedibona4687
      @vincedibona4687 2 роки тому

      PERFECTLY?

  • @scatteredtrash2305
    @scatteredtrash2305 2 роки тому +6

    Damn. Watching this again and can't believe this channel already more than 2 years old. This is one of Simon's best channel

  • @thejudgmentalcat
    @thejudgmentalcat 4 роки тому +71

    Simon speaking normally, swearing and being sarcastic. I'm so subbed!!

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 роки тому +15

      :D

    • @andrewolson5471
      @andrewolson5471 3 роки тому +7

      I think all of that is just Simon being British. What makes these videos special is the cocaine. Allegedly.

    • @jadefalcon001
      @jadefalcon001 3 роки тому +2

      @@andrewolson5471 ALLEGEDLY

    • @ChristmasLore
      @ChristmasLore 3 роки тому +1

      People joking about coke here are missing some key points.
      Like kid, wife, family, ten channels to run.
      Some people are just very passionate about what they do, no need for any substance involved.

    • @thejudgmentalcat
      @thejudgmentalcat 3 роки тому +4

      @@ChristmasLore You've obviously not seen enough BB vids

  • @curthar
    @curthar 4 роки тому +183

    "Whoever greenlit the Rubik's Cube cartoon show." It was the 80s. Cocaine greenlit the show.

    • @Tubz1990
      @Tubz1990 3 роки тому +3

      Also if you've ever seen the live action Mario series.... Yeah. "DO THE MARIO!"

    • @JamesSonOfBaboonzo
      @JamesSonOfBaboonzo 3 роки тому +3

      To be fair, it was extremely common to make cartoons based on toys, ie Transformers.

    • @ProlificInvention
      @ProlificInvention 3 роки тому +1

      Nailed it

    • @mybraineatseverything7404
      @mybraineatseverything7404 3 роки тому +1

      All I can think of now is Frank Zappa's song from the 80's called "Cocaine Decisions." 🤣

    • @VeraHannaford
      @VeraHannaford 3 роки тому +1

      Allegedly...

  • @benedikt5974
    @benedikt5974 3 роки тому +22

    I really love these long videos now and then!
    And yes, English chocolade is awesome! Life got much better when Cadbury started selling on the continent some years ago!

    • @fizzyd4291
      @fizzyd4291 Рік тому

      Cadbury in America is made by Hersheys and uses Hersheys chocolate

    • @benedikt5974
      @benedikt5974 Рік тому +1

      @@fizzyd4291 "on the continent" refers to Europe in my comment.

  • @ispartacus1337
    @ispartacus1337 3 роки тому +26

    i love how Simon doesn't rehearse these videos and learns about all this stuff right along with us lol

  • @vladashram
    @vladashram 4 роки тому +89

    Alright, let's explain Android.
    "Pure" Android, usually called AOSP(Android Open Source Project), is free and open source. It is barebones, containing minimal apps baked in and very little drivers. It serves 2 purposes.
    1) It provides a clean minimal system for developers to build their apps against and test them on, primarily for the next purpose.
    2) As a base for "Consumer" Android. This is what people usually refer to as Android, and varies a lot from device to device.
    "Consumer" Android is built with Layers of software on top of AOSP. The first layer is device drivers, helping ensure it can function properly. Next layer is the skin, which can vary drastically by manufacturer. Some skins change the style of Android drastically while others are barely noticeable. The final layer that most(but not all) devices have is the "Google" layer, providing the Suite of Google Apps such as Google Play Store and Google Play Services. This layer is part of an agreement between Google and most manufacturers, with the biggest exceptions being Amazon and most Chinese manufacturers.
    Overall this is an oversimplification of it, let me know if you are confused about anything or have any questions.

    • @Filiolus
      @Filiolus 4 роки тому +6

      Neat. Thanks for breaking that down :)

    • @mikedeeinthahouse
      @mikedeeinthahouse 4 роки тому +9

      I am both confused, and left with questions... just kidding, that was a very brief but also very adequate explanation. Much appreciated

    • @andrewince8824
      @andrewince8824 4 роки тому +2

      Android 4.4 is used in the Telxon TC-70 handsets used for pretty much every bit of shop floor work in virtually every British supermarket. That simple and open structure has allowed Android to be used in so many non-phone applications.
      The further beauty of Android is that every company using it can apply it's own look to it. As a result I personally feel comfortable and like I'm at home when using Samsung OneUI and Sony Xperia yet android users can still feel comfortable when using other devices. I've had to set up Huawei, STK, Alcatel and Honor phones for my family. Thanks to Android Android it's all familiar enough.

    • @vladashram
      @vladashram 4 роки тому +2

      @@andrewince8824 Not just in Britain but in the US as well. The TC-70 is incredibly flexible due to its minimal tweaks on the AOSP base. The use of Android makes writing individual software to fit each customers needs simple, as well as easy to roll out updates.
      The power of Android is really it's flexibility. AOSP images are ridiculously small, which means it can fit on devices with storage limitations, and can even be tweaked to compile even smaller.

    • @andrewince8824
      @andrewince8824 4 роки тому +1

      @@vladashram it also helps that Android is so widespread in phones. Telxon handsets feel familiar and comfortable to use.

  • @pamelamays4186
    @pamelamays4186 4 роки тому +388

    I'm British. I don't care about your politics.
    Another Whistler burn.🔥🔥🔥🔥🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

    • @jefflee1189
      @jefflee1189 4 роки тому +11

      yes but if he didnt care then he wouldnt mention it

    • @jscotthatcher380
      @jscotthatcher380 4 роки тому +68

      @@jefflee1189 thats a stupid thing to say.
      i don't give a f about brexit or boris johnson, doesn't mean i'm not going to make fun of it.

    • @jefflee1189
      @jefflee1189 4 роки тому +8

      @@jscotthatcher380 if you dont care about something it will not enter your mind. the only person saying stupid things here are you and simon concerning this matter. if you dont care about something you dont think about it. its that simple. for example if you didnt care about my comment you wouldnt have replied and made an idiot of yourself

    • @jscotthatcher380
      @jscotthatcher380 4 роки тому +40

      @@jefflee1189 your logic is fucked.

    • @jefflee1189
      @jefflee1189 4 роки тому +1

      @Conor Sartre well you have to understand that brits have been dumbed down to a hideous degree. sort of like obamas common core. and im not being hateful i have lots of british friends and i can appreciate the union jack.
      you can easily judge a country by the cars it makes. for example before obama america started making very good cars again. now cars from the obama era are junk.
      now grip on this for a moment. british cars have become such pieces of junk that china is literally having protests on the streets over range rovers and jaguars. or in other words, china bought range rover and jag. and the product they bought are such junk that theyre literally protesting in the streets

  • @rotemegozi4202
    @rotemegozi4202 3 роки тому +11

    I don't know why, but when you said "Google Street View", my Google assistant jumped into action. You can't make your own Siri listen to you, yet this device across the ocean is waiting for your command. The wonders of technology...

    • @LaurieAnnCurry
      @LaurieAnnCurry 3 роки тому

      Chalk it up to Simon’s mystical powers

  • @emilyvince8504
    @emilyvince8504 3 роки тому +20

    I love how random the censorship is.

  • @TheHoagie13
    @TheHoagie13 4 роки тому +64

    Mark:
    *"Roses are Red, Facebook is blue, *I can see inside YOU"*

  • @vikramkrishnan6414
    @vikramkrishnan6414 4 роки тому +1053

    I like this caffinated, ADHD version of Simon. It's like seeing your Geography teacher boogie

    • @gtbkts
      @gtbkts 4 роки тому +38

      Vikram Krishnan my 10th grade history teacher was like this. The guy really made you feel like you were a part of history and not at some boring class. He drank 3 pots of coffee a day and always had a funny quip or inspired tale.

    • @neonclear8500
      @neonclear8500 4 роки тому +18

      @@gtbkts 3 pots? Holy crap. I think mines excessive, and I only tag two

    • @Oddlittlepumpkin
      @Oddlittlepumpkin 4 роки тому +13

      Simon told me he was a robot that didn't need sleep. It's probably in his code to be hyper.

    • @serenitymercer
      @serenitymercer 4 роки тому +12

      My high school geography teacher was a bald white man with glasses and a beard...who dresses like simon

    • @SirMatthew
      @SirMatthew 4 роки тому +9

      Chaotic evil Simon

  • @angelashoson8900
    @angelashoson8900 9 місяців тому +2

    I love Simons savagery when he's not trying to be overly PC. Don't give into the masses! Be yourself Simon! That's what we like about you!

  • @deemariedubois4916
    @deemariedubois4916 3 роки тому +1

    Don’t know how I missed this when it came out. I’m officially impressed that Simon talked this long, upbeat, interested, during this mammoth video. I don’t know about Simon when he finished but I’m exhausted. SIMON YOU ARE THE BEAST!

  • @LaurensCorner
    @LaurensCorner 4 роки тому +308

    Simon's Savage level: LEGENDARY
    Also Simon: I'm British, i don't care about your politics.
    ME: bahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.... true.

    • @patricksviola
      @patricksviola 4 роки тому +5

      69 likes

    • @sagesheahan6732
      @sagesheahan6732 4 роки тому +8

      It made me very happy when he said that. Lmao.

    • @robinfantley6782
      @robinfantley6782 4 роки тому +6

      Me tooooo

    • @markkarasik2211
      @markkarasik2211 4 роки тому +4

      I’m an American and I don’t care about our politics any more, except to see how whomever is charge is gonna screw us now.

    • @anonymousaccount4048
      @anonymousaccount4048 4 роки тому

      It was PERFECT!!!! Next to Patrick Stewart, Simon has got to be my favorite Brit now ha ha ha!

  • @WardOfSouls
    @WardOfSouls 4 роки тому +72

    Virgin Lottery: Coming to a website not safe for work viewing near you.

    • @Pissedoffdetective
      @Pissedoffdetective 4 роки тому +5

      There is actually a story behind that. Virgin tried to go for the National Lottery licence when Camelot the owners let it expire by accident.
      However as Richard supported the opposition political party at the time, he was denied it, despite his plans being way way better and more charity oriented.
      #Politicalcorruption.

    • @ladymopar2024
      @ladymopar2024 4 роки тому +1

      I was thinking up there goes my monetization LOL

  • @bobmosley42
    @bobmosley42 2 роки тому +1

    Simon telling us a story of his past "Wait, why is this chair here" riveting lol actualy still laughing at every other joke love this channel keep them coming for years more!

  • @Unalochy
    @Unalochy Рік тому +3

    I'm just a OGBB viewer back again to rewatch some of the older vids. Just as good as I remember, see you again in a couple years 💚

  • @pamelamays4186
    @pamelamays4186 4 роки тому +132

    I liked this beast. Perhaps you could do long ones every once in a while.
    WHEN DO YOU SLEEP???

    • @stephjovi
      @stephjovi 4 роки тому +15

      Since he has a newborn baby at home I assume never 🤣. Powernaps inbetween shooting videos?

    • @jamethlawthon5602
      @jamethlawthon5602 4 роки тому +4

      Sleep is for the poor.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 роки тому +74

      Never. I am a robot sent from the future.

    • @DMJoeBing
      @DMJoeBing 4 роки тому +13

      @@brainblaze6526 I KNEW IT! SIMON IS A CYBERMAN!

    • @NotHPotter
      @NotHPotter 4 роки тому +20

      @@brainblaze6526 LIAR, YOU'RE A LIZARD PERSON! I SAW IT HAPPEN!

  • @LisaBowers
    @LisaBowers 4 роки тому +144

    "Intriguing stories. Bogus myths. Oh my God, this is why it's so long."
    That's what she said. 😙

    • @thefunkosaurus
      @thefunkosaurus 4 роки тому +16

      There once was a man from Milwaukee,
      Whose member was long, and sure stocky.
      It made him irate that he
      Could get no date,
      But women, they found him
      Too cocky.

    • @LisaBowers
      @LisaBowers 4 роки тому +2

      @@thefunkosaurus LOL 😁

    • @laurielyddy4890
      @laurielyddy4890 4 роки тому +3

      @@thefunkosaurus well done! LoL

    • @Firegen1
      @Firegen1 4 роки тому +4

      Best that’s what she said joke this decade.

    • @EMurph42
      @EMurph42 4 роки тому +2

      Lisa Bowers 69 likes...nice

  • @MrCakerape
    @MrCakerape 3 роки тому +3

    I watched one of Simon's other channels today and it was ALL WRONG. There was no blazing, no roaming, no memes and no Danny in the basement. Its good to be home :')

  • @jazzerzzz22
    @jazzerzzz22 2 роки тому +4

    Rewatching old episodes, kinda funny to hear Simon, maybe when we get more people watching.. congrats on all your sponsors now Simon!

  • @mightyzeus1e
    @mightyzeus1e 4 роки тому +116

    "Also, I'm British- I don't care about your politics." Classic.

  • @noorasariina5571
    @noorasariina5571 4 роки тому +57

    Could’ve easily listened for another hour, and then another and another 😂😂 got a few laughs and somehow relaxing listening Simon talk😅

  • @PbFoot
    @PbFoot 3 роки тому +1

    this was great!! i love learning weird and quirky facts about companies and stuff. please do more, maybe not as long, but that didnt really bother me either.

  • @SAMnELLA-1
    @SAMnELLA-1 3 роки тому

    This is seriously my absolute favorite of all your shows!!
    Love the irreverent feeling & super chill attitude including all the curses (I swear like a trucker). Simon it might have been a beast to make but I'd love to see many more in this style.

  • @HovektheArtist
    @HovektheArtist 4 роки тому +14

    Yes the hour long video of puns, zebra masks, dry wit, sarcasm and most important of all, friendly lex luthor is here

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 роки тому +10

      I like that, I think I'm going to restyle myself as "Friendly Lex"

    • @falasakari4945
      @falasakari4945 4 роки тому +1

      @@brainblaze6526 as long as you don't call yourself Larry Simon Lounge Lizard, everything is OK. 🤣

  • @EMurph42
    @EMurph42 4 роки тому +42

    It’s a snow day AND AN HOUR (almost) OF BUSINESS BLAZE!?! Best Friday ever! Sorry about caps & exclamation points, I just really appreciate this very much. Thank you Simon & Danny, made my weekend.

  • @grantgentry9937
    @grantgentry9937 3 роки тому

    I have watched this normal/sober, but I am watching this blackout drunk now and I am utterly entranced and this had changed my perceptive in all things talked about.

  • @jpeterd92
    @jpeterd92 3 роки тому +4

    As someone from Canada, we get US chocolate in most stores, there is now a special section in our Walmarts and there've always been specialty stores where we're able to get the imported chocolate from the UK and it is so much better. I also think that Walkers are way better than Lays.

  • @PhanieDaemonia
    @PhanieDaemonia 4 роки тому +61

    I feel like if you don't know something, all you have to say is: "Danny, you need to write me a script on open source software" :-p

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 роки тому +13

      It's pretty cool. Yeah.

    • @Freekniggers
      @Freekniggers 4 роки тому +1

      Or say send me a link in the comments

    • @andrewolson5471
      @andrewolson5471 3 роки тому +1

      @@Freekniggers but then we'd all Rick-roll him.

  • @wastelander138
    @wastelander138 4 роки тому +50

    I'm guessing that this will be one of the first times that Simon has done a recording for this show that he has actually got to read a bit of the script before recording for the upload instead of just running through.

    • @Cris-ep2sc
      @Cris-ep2sc 4 роки тому +4

      Liam Mitchell And that’s because his microphone was not on lmao

  • @alanahelmick4070
    @alanahelmick4070 3 роки тому

    I have watched this video multiple times (we're not getting into how many lol), and I still laugh like a crazy person every single time. This is the video I always link to when I'm trying to get my friends to subscribe. Business Blaze is definitely my favorite Simon Whistler channel - mostly because of the jokes.

  • @henrymarckisotto5149
    @henrymarckisotto5149 2 роки тому +1

    "This is a beast of a video!" Lmao I love how excited he got

  • @ikkeheltvanlig
    @ikkeheltvanlig 4 роки тому +101

    "I love it when we get two nazi references in one video, probably means we won't make any money"
    And here I am just ignorantly watching an uninterrupted video with no ads

    • @tolvajakos
      @tolvajakos 3 роки тому +6

      i don't see ads ever. just use some adblocker

    • @danielhristov6175
      @danielhristov6175 3 роки тому +1

      Me too... lmao 55min video with no ads...

    • @chubbiMommi
      @chubbiMommi 3 роки тому +2

      Or UA-cam premium 💕

    • @matthewjones8798
      @matthewjones8798 3 роки тому +1

      @@chubbiMommi WORTH IT. 😏

    • @chubbiMommi
      @chubbiMommi 3 роки тому +4

      @@matthewjones8798 99% of what I watch is on UA-cam. The ads arw getting out of hand. I'm into a video and at the 9 min mark before the end an ad?? Nah ima just pay to not see them lol

  • @BossPenguin
    @BossPenguin 4 роки тому +28

    Simon , I loved this video. Business Blaze has pretty much become my favorite channel on youtube, and I'm constantly rewatching the videos because Danny and the other writers pack in so much great information and you present it so well. Cheers!

  • @johnnymula2305
    @johnnymula2305 2 роки тому

    This is your best video yet. As a New Yorker, i loved the sarcasm! Great job! I had lots of laughs along the way.

  • @cashorn2005
    @cashorn2005 3 роки тому +2

    I just started watching Simon, so I could have missed other vids like this...this is the most antimated I have seen Simon! It is much better than when he seems to just try to get through an entire video without taking a breath.

  • @SaraH-jn5db
    @SaraH-jn5db 4 роки тому +65

    I firmly believed we were going to meet Danny this episode I'm ready to revolt free him Simon

    • @stephjovi
      @stephjovi 4 роки тому +4

      Not sure Simon pays him enough for the trip to the czeck Republic 😂😜

    • @doranconall9995
      @doranconall9995 4 роки тому +16

      @@stephjovi Danny's in the basement...

    • @stephjovi
      @stephjovi 4 роки тому +13

      @@doranconall9995 😂😂😂😂Simon's prisoner he only gets food if he writes good scripts. Poor Danny but great motivation no wonder business blaze is so good 🤣

    • @fancyflautist
      @fancyflautist 4 роки тому +6

      Freeeeee him

    • @stephjovi
      @stephjovi 4 роки тому +6

      @@fancyflautist noooo without his sacrifice we will loose business blaze 😂. It's too expensive if Simon has to pay him a decent salary

  • @WookieWoman
    @WookieWoman 4 роки тому +25

    The least "professional" of all the Simon channels. Also, my favorite. 😂
    My grandmother was the manager of the Mansfield, Ohio KFC in the 70s and 80s and got to ride around in a limo with Col Sanders. My Aunt went on to work for Dave Thomas as the head of Wendy's HR for a few years. We got a ton of coupons for free food during that time.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 роки тому +14

      Oh my. I would have become morbidly obese if my gran owned a KFC. That would have been amazing :D

  • @kenhelmers2603
    @kenhelmers2603 3 роки тому

    Since I often watch several of these back to back, I don't mind a long one :)

  • @PaleoalexPicturesLtd
    @PaleoalexPicturesLtd 3 роки тому +2

    Simon Whistler, Feb. 2020 : "Not being able to taste things must be amazing"
    Covid : WAIT FOR IT

  • @paranoiarpincess
    @paranoiarpincess 4 роки тому +39

    When you said "Dave Thomas" I immediately was like "isn't that the guy who started Wendy's?"

  • @stevengrant9771
    @stevengrant9771 4 роки тому +240

    "Lizard people skills" - now that made me chuckle.

    • @fluxuleducatiei
      @fluxuleducatiei 3 роки тому +6

      Zb: 'I can see all of blue'.
      I can see inside you =))

    • @elliejelly8815
      @elliejelly8815 3 роки тому

      My favorite part was when he said I would be very disappoint

    • @highmajorus2639
      @highmajorus2639 3 роки тому +1

      He's not a lizard ... he's an AI inside an mannequin ... his home is in the uncanny valley.

    • @mattakins3422
      @mattakins3422 3 роки тому

      I miss ETA

    • @bunnyluver2176
      @bunnyluver2176 3 роки тому

      Yeah that was a great low key dis.

  • @teresastabler
    @teresastabler Рік тому +1

    Mr. Whistler is truly a jolly good fellow.

  • @jennazump7334
    @jennazump7334 3 роки тому

    Loved the long video thank you Simon

  • @mattisvov
    @mattisvov 4 роки тому +297

    Simon: "Smash the dislike button!"
    Me, feeling contrary: *hits like button*
    "Ha, that will show him."

    • @EMurph42
      @EMurph42 4 роки тому +2

      carlstedtmattias 👏👏👏

    • @deemariedubois4916
      @deemariedubois4916 4 роки тому +6

      carlstedtmattias Simon always gets a LIKE from me no matter which video group he is doing. And yes I gave him a LIKE in spite of his constant put downs of our President. I will say Simon finds President Trump an easy target is because our POTUS doesn’t give a fuck what he and others think of him. 🤣 BTW in America it’s not Nike with a silent e. It’s NikEEEEEE as you damn well know no matter what your Brit compadres may say.

    • @rook9082
      @rook9082 4 роки тому +2

      Did the exact same thing

    • @kirkleadbetter1093
      @kirkleadbetter1093 4 роки тому +19

      No issue with Trump Bashing.

    • @jefflee1189
      @jefflee1189 4 роки тому +1

      @@kirkleadbetter1093 ya prolly dont have an issue with puffing on black pole either

  • @SanFranita
    @SanFranita 4 роки тому +59

    Was this performance fueled by drugs or alcohol? Or just a classic mental breakdown? Either way, I approve!

    • @andrewolson5471
      @andrewolson5471 3 роки тому +9

      Business Blaze is brought to us by the letter C. C for cocaine.
      Allegedly.

    • @williamp6800
      @williamp6800 3 роки тому +1

      It’s just the one place where we get to see the real Simon

    • @Dwendele
      @Dwendele 3 роки тому +5

      Cocaine.
      Allegedly

    • @williamp6800
      @williamp6800 3 роки тому +2

      The allegedly legendary real Simon

    • @ChristmasLore
      @ChristmasLore 3 роки тому +2

      People joking about coke here are missing some key points.
      Like kid, wife, family, ten channels to run.
      Some people are just very passionate about what they do, no need for any substance involved.

  • @jameslmorehead
    @jameslmorehead 3 роки тому

    That was a marathon of a video. I love it.

  • @Globewanderer000
    @Globewanderer000 3 роки тому

    Oh my god, I just found this channel and this is one of the best videos I've watched in a long time!!

  • @alwaysbejackaling
    @alwaysbejackaling 3 роки тому +32

    This version of Simon was a complete and joyous surprise! More like this!!

  • @TheRiverwolford
    @TheRiverwolford 4 роки тому +85

    Simon: "I like Apple."
    YT Comments: "Your opinion is wrong."

  • @charlessanborn551
    @charlessanborn551 2 роки тому +1

    As a presenter he is kicking ass and he gives credit to his content creator ,every time .

  • @isnotforthewin
    @isnotforthewin 3 роки тому +3

    I'm from the US and I like to cook, so I'm used to the chocolate that I myself make and use condensed milk or cream and much less sugar than what a recipe normally calls for. I thought I might be unusual in this taste preference but the majority of people I've had try it really like it. My sister makes a vegan chocolate cake that everyone in my family thinks is the best recipe and she says it's most likely because she halves the amount of sugar the recipe called for making it lighter on the pallet. Cheers!

  • @DigiTalDeaD
    @DigiTalDeaD 4 роки тому +22

    I watch all the other channels, and this one is by far the best.

  • @LunaHarp91
    @LunaHarp91 4 роки тому +21

    I LOVE you Simon. As an American, I FREAKING LOVE you. You know what I'm talking about. 😂😂😂😂👌🏾

  • @TheShooWee
    @TheShooWee 3 роки тому

    These long videos are great, love the off the cuff vibes of the channel Like a behind the scenes from the usual

  • @GaellynGarb
    @GaellynGarb 2 роки тому

    I learned way more than I expected and I laughed way more than expected as well. I'm late to the party and that was clearly my lost! Great performance.

  • @3fingerfarm73
    @3fingerfarm73 4 роки тому +21

    Made it to the end. Enjoyed all of these facts. Now I'll take my tissue, cough drops and have a nap. Danny, Simon great video look forward to more.:)

  • @alexcolakovic3133
    @alexcolakovic3133 4 роки тому +20

    Well done! I hope you get sponsors for this channel soon, but am glad you didn't have to add a 3 minute plug.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 роки тому +15

      Sponsors are a mixed blessing. Yay, money. But also a hassle.
      My plan with Business Blaze is to only work with sponsors that let me have some fun with the read :). Hopefully someone will actually want to do that ;)

  • @idiotwalkin1
    @idiotwalkin1 3 роки тому

    Literally have watched both of the og epic blazes a good 10 or more times. Watched the most recent one probably about 3 times so far. Gotta give Simon that good ol sweet watch time that he craves lol.

  • @loudtim265
    @loudtim265 3 роки тому

    Watched this on my birthday, was serenaded by Simon. Yes!

  • @JuiceboxTheShuckle
    @JuiceboxTheShuckle 4 роки тому +39

    "Is that really how long I'm going to stand right here?"
    Me: *checks video length* Holy shit, he IS standing there for an hour... almost.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 роки тому +12

      It was a beast.

    • @JuiceboxTheShuckle
      @JuiceboxTheShuckle 4 роки тому +9

      @@brainblaze6526 It was good though. I'd watch another one like it

    • @nursemelissajane
      @nursemelissajane 4 роки тому +3

      I did the same thing! I heard him say that & immediately checked the length of the video. 😊

    • @skyden24195
      @skyden24195 4 роки тому +6

      Simon had to have actually stood there longer than given video length. 20 minutes without microphone connected, then you have to include the time that was edited out of the video.
      Simon - absolute legend.

    • @deemariedubois4916
      @deemariedubois4916 4 роки тому +3

      Sky Den I could listen to Simon read the dictionary. He’s the GOAT of UA-cam.

  • @andyroo5128
    @andyroo5128 4 роки тому +31

    I follow all your channels Simon but this is definitely my favourite. The others you give off high school history teacher vibes... in this you’re more like the uni lecturer you’d love to have a beer with. Keep up the good work!

  • @maxhazelwood1490
    @maxhazelwood1490 3 роки тому

    I dont normally like videos but dam mate youve got my votes keep up the great work

  • @dominicgutierrez3568
    @dominicgutierrez3568 3 роки тому +1

    As someone who recently went to his first ikea run ever. I died laughing at Simon venting

  • @Miserybahamut
    @Miserybahamut 3 роки тому +15

    I am in a spiral of watching these videos. I watch until the end. It's been hours or days. I don't know how long it's been since I've slept.

    • @jasonfoy452
      @jasonfoy452 3 роки тому

      Ditto x

    • @ChristmasLore
      @ChristmasLore 3 роки тому

      Happening to me on and off this week.
      This channel / these channels is/are very treacherous regarding time...

  • @nightfeather9409
    @nightfeather9409 4 роки тому +11

    Dear god that close up of Simon saying "I can see inside you" is both hilarious and existentially terrifying.

    • @calichef1962
      @calichef1962 4 роки тому

      _Yellow_ T.A.R.D.I.S., eh Doc? You _are_ a rebel, aren't you?

  • @dayontapout
    @dayontapout 3 роки тому

    This might be my favorite video on the channel. Thank you!

  • @mandarinontheside5624
    @mandarinontheside5624 3 роки тому

    Absolutely love it this side of Simon. So funny

  • @EMurph42
    @EMurph42 4 роки тому +16

    3. “How are you going to hack the mainframe?” I laughed so hard I dropped the dish I was washing

  • @Elysia_Fields
    @Elysia_Fields 4 роки тому +7

    Watching this video for the single instance of an F-bomb being uncensored was the best Easter egg hunt of my week.

    • @EMurph42
      @EMurph42 4 роки тому +1

      jchrisfields I live for those moments. They are few but fun!

    • @shadowprince4482
      @shadowprince4482 4 роки тому

      I didn't see it. When was it?

  • @funkyfemsel2112
    @funkyfemsel2112 2 роки тому

    I liked this mega long video :) its a beast!

  • @itsjeninMass
    @itsjeninMass 3 роки тому +1

    That was really interesting, and Simon is hilarious!

  • @iammaxhailme
    @iammaxhailme 4 роки тому +132

    to stop all this pronunciation controvery, just have simon record everything in Danish! Then nobody will complain, because not even the Danes can speak Danish

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 роки тому +59

      I've also considered Hungarian. But then all the movie aliens would get pissed.

    • @Arterexius
      @Arterexius 4 роки тому +15

      To be fair, we Danes only struggle with Danish when we're either tired, stressed, drunk, high or otherwise not indulged in *hygge*

    • @Arterexius
      @Arterexius 4 роки тому +6

      But I would love to see Simon have a go at Danish... And IKEA furniture names, as they're easier to pronounce 😂

    • @tehMorion
      @tehMorion 4 роки тому +5

      Kamelåså?

    • @bunger6813
      @bunger6813 3 роки тому +2

      @@randomxnp that's because English is the international language used in aviation (so everyone can understand each other no matter where the pilots are from or where they are landing)

  • @DirgeTV
    @DirgeTV 4 роки тому +9

    "I can see all of Blue, I can see inside you" That has to be the most simple rhyme to say before something unpleasant happens.
    As much as that is my favorite color, I'm gonna make a note to NOT use that as a pick up line. Something tells me not only that won't end well, but I might as well choose just how badly for it to go wrong when it does.
    Also, "The Monopoly Baron" Would not be a bad name for a Netflix Series. A comedy centered around someone who doesn't just own businesses or hotels, just the Whole Region. The amount of shenanigans, as well as the multiple digs at the "All rich people are bad" Culture (And maybe some well hidden Politic rips), would be comedy gold.

  • @jasonfoy452
    @jasonfoy452 3 роки тому

    I’ve watched our Simon throughout lockdown with the hum drum day to day of working the home as nothing else to do ! I’ve spent that much time viewing that I actually feel I know Simon like an old mate from school (creepy). Anyhoo, shame it’s lockdown and you live in Prague which is not exactly round the corner from Nottingham in the uk or I’d pop round for a coffee and a line. Legend, thank you 🤙🏼

  • @abrahamhorowitz8374
    @abrahamhorowitz8374 3 роки тому

    I love seeing your sillier side on this channel, having mostly watched you on infographics. Keep it up.

  • @alvaro0933
    @alvaro0933 4 роки тому +11

    I'm fully entertained watching this version of Simon. I started watching your videos a long time ago when all you had was your Top 10s Channel. Your lighter, more animated side here is very fun to watch.

  • @Legitti
    @Legitti 4 роки тому +28

    Queen could even steal the meal, since they can't press charges against her.

  • @bradbrad6521
    @bradbrad6521 3 роки тому

    Really glad I made time for this

  • @durandus676
    @durandus676 3 роки тому +1

    Its days like today, that i really need your videos, and really appreciate them.

  • @georgeworley6927
    @georgeworley6927 4 роки тому +20

    The swastika was also used by Native Americans. In the Navajo Tribe it was a symbol of good luck. It was used by my own tribe, the Cherokee.
    Rev George

    • @LizzyMarieTina
      @LizzyMarieTina 4 роки тому +1

      Wasn't it a symbol of the cardinal directions somewhere?

    • @georgeworley6927
      @georgeworley6927 4 роки тому +2

      @@LizzyMarieTina in several places it was. In the northern hemisphere the center is the north star and each of the cross beams is the cardinal directions.
      The world “swastika” is derived from the Sanskrit “svastika” which refers to “well-being” and “good luck”.
      It was even used as an early Christian symbol representing Christ’s victory over death.
      Jainism used the swastika heavily throughout scripture and ceremonies, attributing the four arms as the four places where a person could be reborn in the cycle of birth.
      Rev George

    • @jaycie5021
      @jaycie5021 4 роки тому

      Yeah was. They stopped using it after the whole thing.

    • @james7178
      @james7178 4 роки тому +1

      It was used by many civilizations throughout history

  • @ArdisMeade
    @ArdisMeade 4 роки тому +23

    "Phone-like activities, like watching UA-cam."

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 роки тому +11

      the future is weird.

    • @ShoalBear
      @ShoalBear 4 роки тому +2

      I laughed out loud and had to explain myself to me employee...

  • @amandajones661
    @amandajones661 3 роки тому

    I love these longer videos while I'm cleaning. It's perfect!

  • @christinalentz4945
    @christinalentz4945 3 роки тому

    That was one hell of a video. Glad I made it to the end. Well done!!

  • @LostSleepFoundSheep
    @LostSleepFoundSheep 4 роки тому +16

    One day in college when I was studying with a group of friends, the idea of creating a Fanta Sea gripped our imaginations. All thought of studying gone, we worked out the size and depth of something large enough to be a sea, the price of a 2 liter of Fanta, where we would put it, how much Fanta is needed, and what amount every citizen of the US would have to pay monthly to create the sea and keep it fizzy. After start up costs it came to around $0.88 per month.

    • @j.d.honeyheart1991
      @j.d.honeyheart1991 4 роки тому +3

      Almost never had a "pop", now I'm old and would only sip a Fanta! Taking some " blotter" we're you?

    • @robertwilloughby8050
      @robertwilloughby8050 3 роки тому +2

      Sounds more like math nerds on pot......

    • @traditionalnative
      @traditionalnative 3 роки тому +1

      That's some quality time spent right there

  • @ExcenGaming
    @ExcenGaming 4 роки тому +24

    How does Danny have time to write all of these?!

    • @DannySalter
      @DannySalter 4 роки тому +53

      Simon gives me the second Thursday morning of every month off work.
      And I'm allowed a 10-minute walk around the paddock.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  4 роки тому +43

      @@DannySalter HOW DID YOU GET AN INTERNET CONNECTION FROM THE BASEMENT?

    • @spacepeanut8993
      @spacepeanut8993 4 роки тому +6

      I've officially fallen off my chair, laughing in tears.

    • @ExcenGaming
      @ExcenGaming 4 роки тому +6

      This is some lovely "behind-the-scenes" action.

  • @debbylou5729
    @debbylou5729 Рік тому

    Why am I picturing Danny furiously typing wile exclaiming ‘Yeah, baby’

  • @rigby__
    @rigby__ Рік тому

    I love that Danny put him and his dog's Google Street View pic in the script 😂