Rocks: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (Web Exclusive)

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  • Опубліковано 26 гру 2024

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  • @mdfilmguy
    @mdfilmguy 2 роки тому +5313

    A candidate driving around in a bus that says "Jesus, Guns, Babies" sounds like a Family Guy joke.

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog 2 роки тому +160

      Taylor is a joke. Sadly, about 1/6 of the U.S. population votes for jokes.

    • @rawx485
      @rawx485 2 роки тому +89

      It really does. I could see Peter getting caught up working for her while Brian follows them all around trying to prove Peter wrong.

    • @GnarledStaff
      @GnarledStaff 2 роки тому +33

      @@rawx485
      And the stones would turn out to actually be satanic, right?
      So they'd have to team up with her to stop the threat.
      And the last scene is Peter abandoning her cause after the real threat is vanquished...

    • @jiblitin1520
      @jiblitin1520 2 роки тому +16

      @@lizardog I'd say it's closer to 1/4.

    • @kuzmavolkov
      @kuzmavolkov 2 роки тому

      I bet her next slogan will be "Remember 9/11 terrorists for the Jesus babies and guns!"

  • @agentshawnee
    @agentshawnee 2 роки тому +5142

    Her campaign strategy was literally a Buzzfeed article title turned into a whole campaign. Number 10 will shock you!

    • @tmrevenge
      @tmrevenge 2 роки тому +72

      XD you bastard that was good

    • @fenhen
      @fenhen 2 роки тому +97

      No 10 already shocked me with their heavy drinking and partying during lockdown.

    • @danielcurren2119
      @danielcurren2119 2 роки тому +47

      more like.... number 10 will rock you!

    • @marshmallowdiptaco
      @marshmallowdiptaco 2 роки тому +11

      Here's your 666th like

    • @intomnia3313
      @intomnia3313 2 роки тому +7

      @@danielcurren2119 sorry, stoned.

  • @Lectrikfro
    @Lectrikfro 2 роки тому +4384

    Honestly with this show's track record, when he got to the end proposing someone build new-less racist guide stones, I was surprised John hadn't already commissioned them

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 2 роки тому

      Haha have a big reveal at the end, totally.
      What's really shocking is they found out recently Georgia is actually predominantly a blue state, but because of shady districts, severely limited polling places that ends up with super long lines, and it's a felony to provide water or food while they wait, it's like the epitome of a minority of far right hicks twisting things to get a vote
      The anti trans panic and furry fear crap that isn't even related to kids they invent out of nowhere is so insane haha, invent imaginary fears and rabid evangelical crazy crap while denying serious issues like climate change to drum up support..these people would be out of touch in the 1800s

    • @Zybit1423
      @Zybit1423 2 роки тому +240

      I think it’s because it’s a web exclusive so no backing from HBO

    • @smolneko9294
      @smolneko9294 2 роки тому +291

      ​@@Zybit1423 wait
      so the rocks don't have backing from hbo
      so *neither did the furry commission.*
      he bought that with his own money :)

    • @proto303
      @proto303 2 роки тому +108

      @@smolneko9294 honestly, I’d love to see the artist’s reaction to that message.

    • @Dangic23
      @Dangic23 2 роки тому +76

      I was waiting for John to reveal his own roadside attraction

  • @rubymochicarlile7535
    @rubymochicarlile7535 2 роки тому +821

    “YOU PROMISED ME ROCKS GOD DAMNIT!” is exactly what I was thinking the first half 😂

    • @FrankHeuvelman
      @FrankHeuvelman 8 місяців тому

      You want rocks?
      I'll give you rocks!
      ua-cam.com/video/HOPwXNFU7oU/v-deo.html

    • @PyrokittyKiarla
      @PyrokittyKiarla 6 місяців тому +2

      This, a year later.

    • @FrankHeuvelman
      @FrankHeuvelman 6 місяців тому

      @@PyrokittyKiarla
      This was twenty years before.
      I had no idea.
      ua-cam.com/video/HOPwXNFU7oU/v-deo.html

    • @PramkLuna
      @PramkLuna Місяць тому

      9:38

    • @marybarry2230
      @marybarry2230 18 днів тому

      Me too😂

  • @thatJAWNraps
    @thatJAWNraps 2 роки тому +3942

    I *TRULY* respect the fact that they couldve titled this 'Satanic Cabal Stones' and lured everyone in but instead they sold us on 'rocks' and rewarded us with something far more entertaining - bravo...

    • @vincentavangogh3636
      @vincentavangogh3636 2 роки тому +178

      In my defense, only John Oliver could get my attention with a title like "rocks". You know the man is always going some interestingly hilarious place, so you pay attention.

    • @himesilva
      @himesilva 2 роки тому +46

      Oh when I saw the 17 minute run time I knew I was in for a treat 😂

    • @tedioussugar384
      @tedioussugar384 2 роки тому +1

      I saw the word ‘rocks’ and I thought the punchline was going to be not talking about rocks for 17 minutes and them claiming at the end that she is ‘dumber than a bag of rocks.’ All that setup just to fuck with us.

    • @bugdracula1662
      @bugdracula1662 2 роки тому +35

      @@vincentavangogh3636 counterpoint, several people could get me interested with a video simply titled rocks, even those I don’t know

    • @sluttyMapleSyrup
      @sluttyMapleSyrup 2 роки тому +4

      I am mildly disappointed they didn't ever use the Roxanne But It's Just Rocks video

  • @katie-allen
    @katie-allen 2 роки тому +3017

    Honestly I’m a little disappointed that this didn’t end with John announcing that he had built his own Georgia Guidestones with “The Furry Days Are Over When I’m Governor” on them. He kind of let us down on this one

    • @evanchartrand6663
      @evanchartrand6663 2 роки тому +281

      Alas, tis but a web exclusive

    • @dzd2371
      @dzd2371 2 роки тому +20

      I was waiting for it at the end... Am a bit disappointed as well.

    • @TMS9918A
      @TMS9918A 2 роки тому +75

      I'm sure John looked into building it, but It probably wouldn't have been ready in time for the episode.

    • @StephSunshineArtistry
      @StephSunshineArtistry 2 роки тому +24

      Right!? I was already thinking about people uncovering it in 10,000 years and trying to figure out what a furry is

    • @jackadams3878
      @jackadams3878 2 роки тому +18

      @@StephSunshineArtistry "yeah, so apparently some of those dirty savages used to dress up as animals for sexual purposes"
      "...
      ...
      ...DAFUQ?!"

  • @Light_Lead-b3v
    @Light_Lead-b3v 2 роки тому +9962

    Honestly I'm a little disappointed that this isn't just 17 minutes of John talking about his favorite types of rocks

    • @derekstein6193
      @derekstein6193 2 роки тому +331

      I personally wanted to know what John thinks of igneous rocks.
      I think they hog the spotlight, ever the primadonna of geology. Metamorphic doesn't get enough love.

    • @michaelmiller9107
      @michaelmiller9107 2 роки тому +106

      Ditto, I collect rocks so I was kinda excited to hear his thoughts on one of my favourite things

    • @whiteraven181
      @whiteraven181 2 роки тому +52

      I thought it was going to be about specific types of gravel used for processing something that goes into a nuclear reactor, to be honest.

    • @ThwipThwipBoom
      @ThwipThwipBoom 2 роки тому +47

      @@derekstein6193 Facts bro, even crack rocks (my favorite rock) gets oddly left out of rock conversations and I was hoping John would talk about them

    • @paleomagicksr.9880
      @paleomagicksr.9880 2 роки тому +52

      As an earth science teacher for >30 years, John had me hooked at the word, "Rocks." 😂😂😂

  • @gummyghostxx
    @gummyghostxx Рік тому +498

    gotta love how she lists guns before babys. reeeeeealy caring about the childrens' safety there Kandiss.

    • @toughenupfluffy7294
      @toughenupfluffy7294 Рік тому +27

      It doesn't say what she has planned for the babies.

    • @Laecy
      @Laecy 11 місяців тому +45

      I laughed at the order because it could be read as a particularly appalling sentence. Jesus guns babies. More at 11.

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe 10 місяців тому +9

      @@Laecythat would be the “next up” joke at the end of an onion video. Would fit in right after the anteater researcher stiry

    • @nyan5000
      @nyan5000 6 місяців тому +5

      I mean... the children don't vote, do they?

    • @HungerGamesFan00
      @HungerGamesFan00 6 місяців тому +5

      gotta secure that nra funding

  • @owengette8089
    @owengette8089 2 роки тому +8830

    “with rocks, we must start with furries”
    “with furries we must start with the Georgia Primary”
    *straps seatbelt*

    • @ZoanBlade90
      @ZoanBlade90 2 роки тому +163

      *Straps in as well* This is gonna be a ride, I can already tell.

    • @theokkali467
      @theokkali467 2 роки тому +16

      @@ZoanBlade90 Where is the part about furries? I know that he says the quote at the start.

    • @djawesome3385
      @djawesome3385 2 роки тому +20

      This is gonna be a good one.

    • @vinyl7764
      @vinyl7764 2 роки тому +29

      @@theokkali467 you get to the seven-minute mark, yet?

    • @theokkali467
      @theokkali467 2 роки тому +23

      @@vinyl7764 Gut there. Good art ngl.

  • @sweetlorikeet
    @sweetlorikeet 2 роки тому +3813

    Kandiss Taylor is an example of how it has become nearly impossible to tell if something is parody these days. I was so sure she was a fiction created by The Onion the first time I saw her.

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog 2 роки тому +131

      I really hope she's talking from some Conservative Xtian script. If she really thinks the government should be guided by religion she needs to run for office in Iran.

    • @415s30
      @415s30 2 роки тому

      Jesus, babies, guns!! I can't believe we have to deal with these idiots.

    • @daveroche6522
      @daveroche6522 2 роки тому

      Parody? YOU WISH! Simple test: if a candidate - ANY candidate - is as ugly on the inside as they are on the outside, they real...... (caveat: if they're Reptilian, they ugly on the inside anyway but tend to whisper their campaign message VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY LOUDLY.......). "THE BEAST IS YET TO COME (my invoice is in the mail)".....

    • @johnkesich8696
      @johnkesich8696 2 роки тому +56

      One can only hope that the 3.4% who voted for Taylor knew nothing about her except that she wasn't Kemp or Perdue - sadly, that's not very likely.

    • @billermanthegreat
      @billermanthegreat 2 роки тому +12

      Remember Greg Gutfeld has a comedy show.

  • @Attikrow
    @Attikrow 2 роки тому +3154

    John Oliver sharing a commissioned art piece of his own fursona was certainly something I was not expecting to wake up to this Monday morning

    • @gloriousexceptionalism2346
      @gloriousexceptionalism2346 2 роки тому +34

      With two members 😵‍💫😵 Really appreciate the novelty of the bit

    • @monster-teeth5378
      @monster-teeth5378 2 роки тому +202

      Can you IMAGINE being that artist, getting commissioned by John Oliver to draw his Otter fursona 😂😂😂

    • @Rattus-Norvegicus
      @Rattus-Norvegicus 2 роки тому +47

      There's that word again, fursona. It's magical in that it just simply makes sense. 🤯

    • @Nshadowtail
      @Nshadowtail 2 роки тому +171

      The best part is, you just KNOW that's not the only picture of that character out there. Not because he commissioned more than one, but because there is going to be *a lot* of fanart of John Otterver.

    • @cubsandculturemitch4250
      @cubsandculturemitch4250 2 роки тому +22

      It was only a matter of time really. They have been building up to this a few times.

  • @norman_james455
    @norman_james455 Рік тому +266

    I love how the main recurring theme in these web exclusives is John basically telling us, his viewers, that “I’m trolling you,” “I’m going to explicitly and repeatedly tell you that I’m trolling you,” and “I’m going to continuously insult you for subjecting yourself to my trolling.” He is truly the master of his craft.❤😂

  • @ethanbell6762
    @ethanbell6762 2 роки тому +2963

    "The Furry Days are over when I'm Governor" is a level of hilarity on the level of "Don't Let transgender penguins fool you"

    • @js66613
      @js66613 2 роки тому +10

      Agreed.

    • @at_oussama
      @at_oussama 2 роки тому +79

      “it turns the frogs gay” comes close

    • @greyjay5401
      @greyjay5401 2 роки тому

      @@at_oussama i mean the water WAS actually turning the frogs transgender cause of some chemical so he wasn't far off. alex jones is still a nutjob tho

    • @demiurge2501
      @demiurge2501 2 роки тому +1

      @@Digital-2_4_6 which one?

    • @Digital-2_4_6
      @Digital-2_4_6 Рік тому

      @@demiurge2501 ua-cam.com/video/UnSILVWDKL8/v-deo.html at 9:30

  • @tonysax7464
    @tonysax7464 2 роки тому +1504

    The cut when John starts counting to ten was fantastically done.

    • @leahliddle324
      @leahliddle324 2 роки тому +102

      I like to imagine John just paused, explained the gag to the studio audience, and told them to laugh on 3 so that he could cut into the next bit.

    • @gretebremseth1622
      @gretebremseth1622 2 роки тому +21

      @Titik Titik Go away bot!

    • @thenation1575
      @thenation1575 2 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂 I loved that

    • @TooYoungToDie_TooOldToLive
      @TooYoungToDie_TooOldToLive 2 роки тому +5

      I came to the comments section looking for this. And if I didn’t see it, I would’ve made the comment. Good catch.

    • @CaptchaSamurai
      @CaptchaSamurai 2 роки тому

      @@leahliddle324 Maybe. Though it takes less effort to just add laughter in post.

  • @chuckinchina6926
    @chuckinchina6926 2 роки тому +3157

    As a geology nut, the anticipation for rocks was unbearable

    • @knutthecute
      @knutthecute 2 роки тому +140

      Yeah, this was clickbait for us geologists!

    • @brianamaro2850
      @brianamaro2850 2 роки тому +16

      So true!

    • @strayedarticle2838
      @strayedarticle2838 2 роки тому +10

      is your name Hank?

    • @danielep.4076
      @danielep.4076 2 роки тому +54

      3:11 was very accurate, i WAS watching because i was promised rocks, goddamit

    • @barrypizzdoff5579
      @barrypizzdoff5579 2 роки тому +19

      @@strayedarticle2838 THEY'RE MINERALS!!!

  • @Evaunit98
    @Evaunit98 2 роки тому +1199

    The fact that John commissioned himself a fursona of himself as an otter is funny to me and being a furry myself I just love that

    • @catboy6451
      @catboy6451 2 роки тому +84

      John is a furry. You cannot change my mind

    • @emilysmith2965
      @emilysmith2965 Рік тому

      Republicans: learn about furries ten years later than literally anyone on Tumblr
      Also Republicans: fail to appreciate that furries have had exactly zero effect on their lives in the time they didn’t know about them
      Conclusion: Republicans lack object permanence, and the only furry-adjacent being who can teach them this lesson is the Kool-Aid Man.
      (Drinksona.)

    • @annaairahala9462
      @annaairahala9462 Рік тому +107

      I'm not a furry, but it was refreshing seeing someone embrace it rather than just make fun

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 Рік тому +28

      ChiJohn is my favorite thing ever

    • @buddywriggles
      @buddywriggles Рік тому +13

      @evaunit98 THE FURRY DAYS ARE OVER WHEN I'M GOVERNOR.
      ILY the opening was just there

  • @kamaucreque9566
    @kamaucreque9566 2 роки тому +2274

    My younger brother is a furry. Walking into his room the morning after I saw this and yelled, "The Furry days are over when I am governor" was the funniest shit I could've done. We both fell on the floor laughing

    • @noktilux4052
      @noktilux4052 2 роки тому +50

      I am Asian and my family would be humiliated if my brother was a furry.

    • @kamaucreque9566
      @kamaucreque9566 2 роки тому +140

      @@noktilux4052 I'm black so it's not much better over here lmao

    • @zenmasterwannabe
      @zenmasterwannabe 2 роки тому +287

      @God No I've had friends who were furries and I've learned a lot about them, they're a very misunderstood and publicly bullied fandom. Many people think it's inherently sexual but that's not true. There are no "rules" for being a furry other than being a big fan of anthropomorphic art. Everything else added onto that concept is what every individual joining the fandom makes of it for him/herself. Because of the ones who have made it sexual for themselves and have had the money to order or produce for themselves adult rated commissions from starving artists, and show off online, and because of online trolls, and bullies in the media seeking content to sensationalize for more views, it has the appearance of being predominately sexual when it's actually not. If you go to an actual furry meetup or convention, you will see what the furry fandom is about. Kids, families, people of all ages and professions, even doctors, lawyers and war veterans finding common ground in animalistic escapism and just being silly. Fursuits help people come out of their shells and fursuiters just love making people smile. At its core and it's very essence, furry is simply a beautiful and innocent thing and an incredible source of creativity.

    • @cerebraldreams4738
      @cerebraldreams4738 2 роки тому +122

      @@zenmasterwannabe - In other words, people who enjoy dressing up like animal mascots. Makes sense. I could even see that being a thing back in the 1970s.

    • @nebunecar
      @nebunecar 2 роки тому +87

      @@cerebraldreams4738 a furry here; yeah, kinda. Those costumes cost thousands though, so not all of us can do that, mostly it's just art

  • @klutterkicker
    @klutterkicker 2 роки тому +6623

    Current incredible headline for Kandiss Taylor: "Trump loyalist who lost Georgia governor primary with just 3.4% of the vote is refusing to admit defeat"

    • @jackadams3878
      @jackadams3878 2 роки тому +333

      " who lost Georgia governor primary with just 3.4% of the vote"
      the sad part is you could have left this part out and we could have all put the rest of it together before we were even finished reading it

    • @1wildwackywoman
      @1wildwackywoman 2 роки тому +84

      Is it just me or when you see the word Kandiss, it reminds you of candy ass?

    • @danitho
      @danitho 2 роки тому +20

      🤣😂

    • @jackadams3878
      @jackadams3878 2 роки тому +47

      @@1wildwackywoman "candy ass"
      i'm not sure if you did what you did on purpose...

    • @kevinmcconnell9426
      @kevinmcconnell9426 2 роки тому +1

      If the thieves couldn’t get that 3.4% as well, how can they be trusted to run Georgia’s gubment?

  • @_Baku
    @_Baku 2 роки тому +900

    John Oliver may be the only man on the face of the planet to write off his furry art commission as a business expense.

    • @sholem_bond
      @sholem_bond 2 роки тому +99

      I really want to know who got commissioned by Last Week Tonight to draw an official John Oliver fursona

    • @CrunchyCrowe
      @CrunchyCrowe 2 роки тому +82

      Objectively it is funny, but fun fact! - i actually do furry art as a business full time and I can write off commissions as part of my networking and advertising budget, and that's just me! There are surprisingly a lot of legit reasons to write off commissioning an artist as part of a business, no matter how furry the art is, so it happens more commonly than you might think!

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 2 роки тому +14

      @@CrunchyCrowe I mean, people incorrectly doing their taxes is also extremely common.

    • @someonerandom704
      @someonerandom704 2 роки тому +3

      @@CrunchyCrowe Just gotta say that the art you do is actually really important for longevity. Keep it up lol

    • @edwarddeguzman3258
      @edwarddeguzman3258 2 роки тому +1

      Actually HBO is the one paying for it, and it’s they accountants that have to justify it John probably looked at the yearly production budget and saw he had an extra 1000 for it

  • @Hodoss
    @Hodoss 2 роки тому +297

    As a European, this was a wild ride. Like visiting an alternate dimension of ridiculousness and insanity.

    • @cruisepaige
      @cruisepaige 11 місяців тому +26

      That’s definitely the US. I live half time each in the US and Europe and when I go to the US it’s always even more bizarre than the last time.

    • @TARINunit9
      @TARINunit9 9 місяців тому +20

      I'd like to remind you that the anti-vax movement started in Britain. The moment you think this can't happen to you, is the moment it happens to you; always stay on your guard

    • @Hodoss
      @Hodoss 9 місяців тому +14

      @@TARINunit9 Uh oh. Gotta visit Stonehenge quick before it's destroyed.

    • @jeffn9952
      @jeffn9952 9 місяців тому +4

      ​​@@cruisepaige"That's definitely the US. I live half time" -- Let me please stop you because you're literally describing the Dunning-Kruger effect.
      It should be mentioned for perspective that Kandiss received 3.4% of the vote in the Georgia Republican gubernatorial primary.

    • @MsDrientje
      @MsDrientje 7 місяців тому

      As a European im convinced the us isnt real.

  • @rosebrandon0
    @rosebrandon0 2 роки тому +599

    When Oliver started to pitch the "why don't you build your own granite monument..." I absolutely expected him to follow up with, "Which is why that's exactly what we did."

    • @runed0s86
      @runed0s86 2 роки тому +11

      Tune in next week for the granite monument I bet 😂

    • @NarkySawtooth.
      @NarkySawtooth. 2 роки тому +17

      It's a web segment and he already got the otter pic.

    • @TonySidaway
      @TonySidaway 2 роки тому +9

      This is not a show, it's just John talking to us, so he doesn't have the budget to do real life stuff like he does on the show. Having said that, this was one of the greatest bits of TV that were not really TV.
      But it would have been better if he had referred to that great geologist, Maud Pie.
      ua-cam.com/video/KneL8FwvjVs/v-deo.html

    • @juzbunny
      @juzbunny 2 роки тому +3

      Give him time!

    • @ieradossantos
      @ieradossantos 2 роки тому +1

      Tune in right now

  • @scotts5308
    @scotts5308 2 роки тому +1215

    John : "We are off this week" and proceeds with a 17 min show. What dedication!

    • @Swapna9
      @Swapna9 2 роки тому +1

      Did John address uvalde shooting? I didn't see any episode on that

    • @mangolassi_.
      @mangolassi_. 2 роки тому +27

      @@Swapna9 It just happened and, as he says in this video, the show is currently off. So obviously he hasn't.

    • @jasmineblocker103
      @jasmineblocker103 2 роки тому

      How can you take a week off when the jokes just write themselves?

    • @waynefisher4327
      @waynefisher4327 2 роки тому +1

      Rare form sir, rare form John. But they are making your job a bit easier.

    • @marks99999
      @marks99999 2 роки тому +1

      Too early, the facts have not been developed, nor the conspiracy theories.

  • @trentsage
    @trentsage 2 роки тому +1680

    I'm honestly disappointed this didn't end with John announcing he had commissioned his own [state of his choice] guidestones in 7 different languages with ten vague commandments on them, with number ten being "The furry days are over when I'm governor."

    • @Hotspur37
      @Hotspur37 2 роки тому +25

      I was thinking the same thing LoL

    • @fizgig2016
      @fizgig2016 2 роки тому +44

      Give him a chance, likely it's in the works for the season finale.

    • @TimestampsOFFICIAL123
      @TimestampsOFFICIAL123 2 роки тому +21

      Atleast at the end of the day John asked US to create our own guidestones.

    • @brittneyraeex3
      @brittneyraeex3 2 роки тому +27

      I don’t think web exclusive get the same budget as his regular episodes or I bet he would have

    • @Mr3keestylee
      @Mr3keestylee 2 роки тому +10

      Yes, and I will be commissioning multiple fursona artworks of Adam Driver on the condition John is crowd-sourcing for 9 further suggestions 😀

  • @awillis2676
    @awillis2676 2 роки тому +249

    Yes, it's hard to fight evil. But absolutely impossible to fight stupidity. And that's the scariest thing.

    • @denverarnold6210
      @denverarnold6210 2 роки тому +12

      That's why we may never outlive the effect of Trump.

    • @IstasPumaNevada
      @IstasPumaNevada 10 місяців тому +11

      @@denverarnold6210 It's possible, it will just take a long while. Though it's important to note that Trump didn't start all this crap; he was only possible because the anti-intellectual, xenophobic, overton-window-shifting groundwork for all this has been being laid for decades, arguably over a century.
      If it wasn't Trump it would've been someone else. He just happened to be the person despicable and stupid enough to stand at the front at the right time.

    • @jacobwansleeben
      @jacobwansleeben 4 місяці тому

      @@IstasPumaNevada I agree, Trump isn't just a bad person or a politician, he's a symbol of a lot of the worst things about America. He's an idea...
      ...And ideas are bulletproof...

  • @SidheKnight
    @SidheKnight 2 роки тому +1747

    The joke about supply-side economics was excellent.

    • @clumsiii
      @clumsiii 2 роки тому +17

      googling econ - ohhh

    • @Gobtik
      @Gobtik 2 роки тому +42

      Though a far more amusing response to "no more fairy tales in schools" would be "so why do you want to put Jesus in schools"?

    • @drchicken2477
      @drchicken2477 2 роки тому +48

      @@Gobtik I disagree. That's alright, but it's also kind of low effort. The economics joke is much better.

    • @dannyarcher6370
      @dannyarcher6370 2 роки тому +5

      The world would be in much better shape if schools WERE actually teaching supply-side economics. Instead, we are saddled with Keynesian BS which is causing all the economic shit the world is going through right now.

    • @SidheKnight
      @SidheKnight 2 роки тому +55

      ​@@dannyarcher6370 The US is not a keynesian economy by any stretch. It's one of the most neoliberal countries in the world.
      Meanwhile, people in Western Europe and especially Scandinavia have a much better quality of life thanks to.. keynesian economics. Huh.
      Also: " _BS which is causing all the economic shit the world is going through right now_ " You know the great recession was caused by neoliberalism and the deregulation of the financial sector, right?

  • @alextwt5901
    @alextwt5901 2 роки тому +597

    thank you john, for addressing the real hard hitting issues

    • @Woozlewuzzleable
      @Woozlewuzzleable 2 роки тому +12

      Yeah, also furries and Air Bud.

    • @arthurmartin4616
      @arthurmartin4616 2 роки тому +22

      Just don't take his enthusiasm for granite

    • @이준희-d9z
      @이준희-d9z 2 роки тому +5

      Ba dum-tss

    • @sofiadri2638
      @sofiadri2638 2 роки тому +4

      I think he was very sharp

    • @brandonayong5823
      @brandonayong5823 2 роки тому +2

      I feel like this is a theme he is having this year. Recently he did
      " Airbud" ( one of his greatest)
      " Subway"
      And now " Rocks" 😂😂😂

  • @Jamandabop
    @Jamandabop 2 роки тому +522

    As somebody who goes to the school that the furry-panic was about, it was fucking hilarious watching how it went from an April Fool's joke down at the middle school to a hot-button political issue in a week.

    • @gafls3151
      @gafls3151 2 роки тому +104

      I think it's so sad that adults will jump to ridiculous conclusions and freak out and pontificate when all they have to do is ask kids why they are doing something. no wonder kids tend to think adults don't really care about them.

    • @Isosyth
      @Isosyth 2 роки тому +64

      @@gafls3151 But the freaking out is the point, why ruin perfectly good outrage with things like "reality"?

    • @ct5625
      @ct5625 2 роки тому

      This is what Republican politics has boiled down to, though.
      I swear they spend 8 hours a day on conspiracy theory websites building their political policy from memes posted by 12 year olds.
      This is why so many Republicans appear to be clinically insane.

    • @carnelianfox5010
      @carnelianfox5010 2 роки тому +18

      So they were the real April Fools?

    • @valentintapata2268
      @valentintapata2268 2 роки тому +12

      @@carnelianfox5010 Why limiting it only on April?

  • @zeroisthebestalways
    @zeroisthebestalways 2 роки тому +183

    John, I don't know what you have have to do to appease Daddy HBO, but we need a follow up web exclusive. She did it John...I can't believe she did.

    • @zb3495
      @zb3495 11 місяців тому +15

      Are the furry days over?

    • @kiddo6393
      @kiddo6393 8 місяців тому +4

      @@zb3495 I'll ask my furry friends

  • @ratcrusher3251
    @ratcrusher3251 2 роки тому +1844

    Whats really funny is that the entire "litterbox" thing comes from a teacher who wanted to see how gullible people were. Some teacher made up the entire thing and claimed to be "fired" on video, published it, and waited a while. She proceeded to admit that it was to test how quickly people would believe something like that, leading to a scarily good success on her believability.

    • @PaladinGear15
      @PaladinGear15 2 роки тому +133

      You could not pay me, or any furry I know to crap in a litterbox, it's never gonna happen!
      I'm sure there's some weirdo furries out there who would, hell I'm sure there's people fond of anime cat-eared girls have that exact fetish.
      But most of us are perfectly normal people who like cosplay and art.
      Not that I'm even fond of cosplay, but I do like the art xD

    • @ratcrusher3251
      @ratcrusher3251 2 роки тому +77

      @@PaladinGear15 Yeah. I'm not a furry personally, but i'm friends with lots of them: They'd never do something wierd like that lmfao

    • @mroberts566
      @mroberts566 2 роки тому +15

      @Rat Crusher, is that true? If so, it’s hilarious.

    • @snowwhite5842
      @snowwhite5842 2 роки тому +23

      Shame on us then for believing what someone said. Where is the ministry of truth when you need them.

    • @riiswaters
      @riiswaters 2 роки тому +5

      Was it a white teacher?

  • @OutdoorLonghair
    @OutdoorLonghair 2 роки тому +418

    Holy smokes a 17 minute web exclusive! Thanks John and crew.

    • @someone_one_one
      @someone_one_one 2 роки тому +10

      it would have been longer but no one needs to see a middle aged man count to ten!

    • @mariobe3674
      @mariobe3674 2 роки тому

      *crew was off, I imagine for this holiday.

  • @HM4Hill
    @HM4Hill 2 роки тому +625

    Watching a whole ass senator try to calmly explain a furry has got to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen

    • @someonerandom704
      @someonerandom704 2 роки тому +59

      he's so wrong too lol, if someone tried to show him actual furry art I don't think he'd be able to eat for a week lol

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 2 роки тому +47

      The furry community appreciates it when you distinguish the fetish-side and the cosplay-side though. I know two furries that are into cosplaying a furry for the fact that as a cat/dog, you're not a "sexy" human. Nobody sees your face or shape, but they respond to a friendly face. It's how they like to socialize. The sex-,part of the image of furries has damaged their social interaction.
      I am not a furry, but I do create cosplays and I know how much time goes into a costume. Sharing drawings of horny antropomorphic dogs is one thing, but believe me, a sexfantasy is not enough motivation to create a hyperrealistic wolfmask with expensive glass eyes and an automaticly waving tail and small ventilator for overheating. That's dedication coming from the love of the "fursona" (persona.) Their alter ego.

    • @someonerandom704
      @someonerandom704 2 роки тому +18

      @@Widdekuu91 that's very true. Furries didn't even start as a fetish thing, just an art thing. Yes, fetishes play a big role, but it's not the heart of the movement.

    • @SamWeltzin
      @SamWeltzin 2 роки тому +21

      @@someonerandom704 Yeah, we're not really any hornier than anyone else. The bulk of the fandom comes from identity and the exploration thereof.
      The reason people think it's all about the sex stuff with us is because we're a very sex-positive community and far more willing to talk about/depict sex stuff than the average person, who tends to keep their weird-ass fantasies repressed. This open expression tends to freak out normies, so it gets more attention. Plus, a lot of the stuff we draw is really damn weird, so there's that too.

    • @amandacrawford7340
      @amandacrawford7340 2 роки тому +3

      it is the most "oh hun" thing i have ever seen in my life!

  • @inf0phreak
    @inf0phreak 2 роки тому +141

    I remember that snake bus! It was an advertisement for Copenhagen Zoo. Very impressive paint job to make a square(-ish) bus look like it's being squeezed by a giant python IMO :)

    • @lisahenry20
      @lisahenry20 Рік тому +7

      I was going to mention that. That snake bus looks amazing!

  • @GdoubleWB
    @GdoubleWB 2 роки тому +1858

    The Georgia Guidestones point to one of my favourite tropes about conspiracy theorists: How stupidly obvious they think the clues are. Like the woman that pointed out that "Delta Omicron" was an anagram for "Media Control", as if the Deep State was capable of controlling the fate of the world, but couldn't resist hiding the details of their plan in Sunday morning Word Jumbles.

    • @kereminde
      @kereminde 2 роки тому +237

      It's like all villainous plots have to follow at least the same level of self-sabotage as the Riddler had to...

    • @johncatty6560
      @johncatty6560 2 роки тому

      Yeah, the "chemtrail" believers point to the >40 year old "Stone Henge" of Georgia claiming "they" want to kill billions of humans by "spraying chemicals". When you point out that the population grew from approx. 4.5 billion then to almost 8 billion now, these nuts will call you "paid troll" :D

    • @sonkeschmidt2027
      @sonkeschmidt2027 2 роки тому

      You have to understand that if you are under average in intelligence, then the world appears to be a very threatening place. Because then more than half the people in the world understand the world in more detail than you do. Just think about how you felt as a kid and then imagine how you still feel like that as an adult knowing that this feeling won't go away because you will not get any smarter in this life, only ever the other way round.
      So there are loads of people who you know can harm, trick and manipulate you to their will and you can't see it coming or prevent it, simply because they outsmart you. And I'm not talking about hawkings and Einsteins who you are never going to meet anyway, I'm talking about avarage people. And those exist in masses. Can you emphasize with how threatening the world must be for these people?
      Can you understand how obvious it is to see the whole population as controlled by invisible shadow man, as average people already act on a level of detail and complexity they can't comprehend?
      Think about how empowered they feel recognizing these simple patterns, finding a semblance of order in their anxiety ridden life and understand their level of cognitive abilities and how dependent it makes them. As I said, the curse of a child that will never grow up but not being mentally disabled enough to be unaware of that. Can you begin to understand just how afraid these people are? It feels very very uncomfortable to be at the wrong end of evolution. So what does the dog do when he is afraid? He barks and hopes there are other dogs who will come to bark with him so that he is not forgotten in the dark and eaten by the wolfs.
      Understand the responsibility you wield because you are probably one of those wolfes. You have real power over those people which you are unaware of. That's why they try to bark at you and make you afraid. But if you keep your distance you can see the little unloved and terrified child that is screaming at the wind.... I don't mean this as an insult but as a humbling acceptance of reality. They bark to make your afraid and therefore reactive. Don't let them pull you down and lower your intelligence. Win through understanding, you don't fear what you understand.

    • @ct5625
      @ct5625 2 роки тому

      I personally love the Conspiracy Theorist belief that the Illuminati sends messages by placing symbols in music videos and Disney movies for weirdos on the Internet to see and "decode". You'd think an "all powerful" group of evil billionaires would be able to use email.

    • @ZombieBarioth
      @ZombieBarioth 2 роки тому +39

      She was smart enough to recognize it as code, yet too full of it to realize its the Greek alphabet. It literally spells do. If there actually were a conspiracy these people just make the job easier.

  • @Coretempest
    @Coretempest 2 роки тому +532

    What will that biker do now? I'm concerned about his weekly energy absorption.

    • @ThwipThwipBoom
      @ThwipThwipBoom 2 роки тому +1

      Conservatives always find something that's "satanic" and "evil". I'm sure it won't take him long to find something else

    • @jcsgodmother
      @jcsgodmother 2 роки тому +17

      He has to find a new meaning to his life.

    • @louhortonsculpture
      @louhortonsculpture 2 роки тому +1

      Me too!

    • @strawbarry7834
      @strawbarry7834 2 роки тому +14

      "Big ball of twine, I'm comin' for ya!"

    • @pattheplanter
      @pattheplanter 2 роки тому +4

      Perhaps more energy leaks out of the broken bits?

  • @Bronxboyproductions
    @Bronxboyproductions 2 роки тому +2927

    Well, I’ll be damned. She really demolished the Georgia Guidestones.

    • @FairlyCharmedonEtsy
      @FairlyCharmedonEtsy 2 роки тому

      Here’s hoping her stupid arse is charged for it. Label her a co-conspirator or something.

    • @csn583
      @csn583 2 роки тому +315

      Yyyepp, that just happened. They were seriously disliked by the sort of people who express their grievances with IEDs.
      Jesus.
      Guns.
      Babies.

    • @Sahri81
      @Sahri81 2 роки тому

      This is what stupidity leads to. They got a conspiracy nutter as governor so this was bound to happen.

    • @airbnbreviews693
      @airbnbreviews693 2 роки тому

      You should read the conspiracy-laden comments on those videos. Apparently its a sign of the end times, a false flag operation, done by lizard people, etc. This world is full of morons.

    • @broken12smiles
      @broken12smiles 2 роки тому +146

      See this is why we can't have nice things.

  • @fuzyfuzfuz2
    @fuzyfuzfuz2 2 роки тому +68

    John Oliver is one of my favorite comedians! I never knew he was so good at mind reading though, because yes, I was thinking, "YOU PROMISED ME ROCKS!!! WHERE ARE MY ROCKS?" He's so brilliantly accurate ❤️

  • @DavidJamesHenry
    @DavidJamesHenry 2 роки тому +497

    Fun fact, in the 1970s Batman television show, every time Batman and Robin got into the Batmobile, a camera angle would show them buckling their bat-seatbelts. This was meant as a public educational tool to teach children the safety procedures they should follow before watching an episode of Last Week Tonight.

    • @TheLemon333
      @TheLemon333 2 роки тому +15

      1966-68 btw

    • @LexYeen
      @LexYeen 2 роки тому +11

      @@TheLemon333 Shhhhh, I want to learn more about the timeline they came from!

    • @AdrianColley
      @AdrianColley 2 роки тому +4

      Eugenics monoliths to power! Furries to speed!

    • @imsmolandangery4274
      @imsmolandangery4274 2 роки тому +5

      I love that kids TV shows can't have dangerous behaviour that could be imitated by children but if a kid can't do it it's fine, so you can fight gangsters and crime clowns but you buckle your seat belt first

    • @danielbrant6740
      @danielbrant6740 2 роки тому

      Seems funny that another Batman uses the complete opposite lesson of _"LIFE DOESN'T GIVE YOU SEAT BELTS!"_

  • @erikholmysti
    @erikholmysti 2 роки тому +371

    Only Jon Oliver can promise Rocks as a subject and totally get people to clap and cheer for it with honest excitement “you promised us Rocks!”

    • @jamesbutler8821
      @jamesbutler8821 2 роки тому +6

      Who doesn't love rocks? They are the John Lennon of the Earth's quartet of rock, dirt, water and lava.

    • @scottterry5927
      @scottterry5927 2 роки тому +9

      Not just rocks but specific rocks

    • @wikidclownchris
      @wikidclownchris 2 роки тому +3

      @@scottterry5927
      I still have a rock that my little cousin gave me randomly when she was like 3-4
      She came in my room and just handed me a rock

    • @Ghalaghor_McAllistor
      @Ghalaghor_McAllistor 2 роки тому +1

      And rocks we got.

  • @shroomyk
    @shroomyk 2 роки тому +1910

    I have to admit I expected John to build his own granite astrological clock.

    • @ForestRaptor
      @ForestRaptor 2 роки тому +27

      I wonder how much it cost to make that original one vs how much it would cost to do one now... any experts?

    • @northernnaysayer
      @northernnaysayer 2 роки тому +46

      @@ForestRaptor hundred of thousands back in the day, millions today. Its expensive to get stone so large and perfectly tooled, shows the skills of a very skilled mason.

    • @Peronioz
      @Peronioz 2 роки тому +21

      Give him a few weeks, it's probably under production.

    • @djchaiwallah
      @djchaiwallah 2 роки тому +30

      He is welcome to do it here on my property in rural Georgia.
      There's zebras, camels, donkeys, llamas, buffalo, bison, and cattle on my road too as an added bonus.

    • @tovekauppi1616
      @tovekauppi1616 2 роки тому +9

      Not for a web exclusive though.

  • @adityavardhanjain
    @adityavardhanjain Рік тому +23

    I keep coming back to this piece. It's one of the best one John has ever done.

  • @PinataFreaks
    @PinataFreaks 2 роки тому +1070

    Kandiss Taylor did indeed lose. And she immediately started claiming voter fraud and refused to concede.

    • @its_w4yne
      @its_w4yne 2 роки тому +70

      Well that was unexpected...

    • @fanasful
      @fanasful 2 роки тому +46

      @@its_w4yne tbh that is a very expected move.

    • @tegantalks9612
      @tegantalks9612 2 роки тому +56

      Like a true Trump follower lol

    • @101m4n
      @101m4n 2 роки тому +15

      Yeah, that checks out 🙄

    • @RSAgility
      @RSAgility 2 роки тому

      This is the go to position now for politicians all over the world.
      After trump, the concept of satire or parody has been obliterated.
      Did you lose in anything...?
      Just claim & blame fraud, cheats, illegals, lie etc. with no evidence, clean your hands & you're good.
      The sheep will do the work for you.
      As long as you can tie up the system wasting time talking, the important stuff doesn't happen, and you will effectively do what you wanted, stop progress, anyway you can.
      Just keep "the conversation" going so no action is ever taken...
      ...and done, go home happy that you're literally draining the systems of money and time and effectively slowing down progress, so whenever it's your turn in power, you can say....
      "see how 'they 'got nothing done!? but I will, I alone can fix things!"
      then the smart voices who are never heard say:
      "this isn't about sides But it was 'you' who made sure 'they' couldn't get anything done, good or bad, so what's with the brag?
      why brag that you were responsible
      (through action or inaction)
      for over thousands of deaths by stopping or slowing down the passing of say, an important medical bill or law that would save lives or help the poor?
      Why is blocking progress & human rights an achievement to the right?
      Religious beliefs tend to reverse everything.

  • @jy3n2
    @jy3n2 2 роки тому +1276

    When I hear "no more furries in schools", my first thought isn't "they're getting rid of litter boxes", it's "they're getting rid of the football mascot." This might be because I have half a goddamn clue what furries are.

    • @ontil68
      @ontil68 2 роки тому +28

      I thought the same dayum thing...
      Fkn nutters... 😂😂😂

    • @darkshadowrule2952
      @darkshadowrule2952 2 роки тому +109

      I was thinking little Lucy on her way to school wearing cute cat ear headphones only for Kandiss to smash through the wall like the Koolaid man with a hammer in one hand to smash the ears and an arrest warrant in the other

    • @ontil68
      @ontil68 2 роки тому +44

      @@darkshadowrule2952 and don't forget they'll arrest her parents for being devil worshipers... 😏

    • @darkshadowrule2952
      @darkshadowrule2952 2 роки тому +31

      @@ontil68 charge the teachers for grooming, just for good measures

    • @marcmielke
      @marcmielke 2 роки тому +19

      The furries are the football mascot who gets much too in-character and sleeps in the suit.

  • @hailonyourparade
    @hailonyourparade 2 роки тому +761

    Been saying "The furry days are over when I'm governor!" every time I walk into a room. Sadly it took little time for my cats to realize I wasnt serious.

  • @theleumaseleets
    @theleumaseleets 8 місяців тому +19

    I think it's odd that very few comments make mention of the fact that the monument was destroyed by a bombing done by a vandal just 8 days after this video was posted. I definitely think that John needs to give an update on these rocks.

  • @kathleenmccrory9883
    @kathleenmccrory9883 2 роки тому +714

    This was funny, but I could have gone my whole life without knowing Kandiss Taylor ever existed. Lol.

    • @steemlenn8797
      @steemlenn8797 2 роки тому +24

      Unfortunately I already know about her. I still haven't figured out what she thinkgs Jesus had to say about the usage of guns on babies though.

    • @missgolgistain5801
      @missgolgistain5801 2 роки тому

      @@steemlenn8797 It's kinda funny how your politicians always mention Jesus and then continue to be total jerks.

    • @jeffryphillipsburns
      @jeffryphillipsburns 2 роки тому +26

      @@steemlenn8797 Or what guns have to say about Jesus and babies, or babies have to say about Jesus and guns. Then there’s the question of whether this person knows what the word “babies” actually means. I suspect she is conflating babies and fetuses.

    • @Mondfischli
      @Mondfischli 2 роки тому +3

      @@steemlenn8797 ...and I thought he was a carpenter 🤔

    • @vincentavangogh3636
      @vincentavangogh3636 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah, me too. I'm glad she didn't win though. She's obviously unhinged.

  • @TheAmazingphenomenon
    @TheAmazingphenomenon 2 роки тому +151

    At the end I was expecting John to say "...and the reason I know this, is because we built our own functioning calendar in rural wherever and inscribed the teachings of our Lady of Perpetual Excemption on it".

    • @NelsonDemifur
      @NelsonDemifur 2 роки тому +11

      Not on his week off. But it could always happen

  • @shelbyherring92
    @shelbyherring92 2 роки тому +1191

    Rocks, Furries, and Georgia Republicans?
    I'm ready.
    *John's team commissioned a furry artist to draw him as a sexy 80s/90s dad otter?*
    Okay, I wasn't ready.

    • @LexYeen
      @LexYeen 2 роки тому

      I was. ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)

    • @snakeasylum7411
      @snakeasylum7411 2 роки тому

      Are you really surprised after he spent thousands of dollars on rat erotica?

    • @mookinbabysealfurmittens
      @mookinbabysealfurmittens 2 роки тому +40

      Hbomberguy is going to be _so_ upset!

    • @razorburn645
      @razorburn645 2 роки тому +42

      Some artist on FA: I'm moving up in the world!

    • @pollytix7271
      @pollytix7271 2 роки тому +4

      Gotta wonder if he never gets tired or embarrassed of appealing to all kinds of degenerates.

  • @superPINEAPPLEmonkey
    @superPINEAPPLEmonkey 2 роки тому +27

    This honestly might’ve been some of the best topic transitions I’ve seen.

  • @kat-rau.
    @kat-rau. 2 роки тому +447

    I need these web exclusives to become increasingly more and more unhinged as John descends into madness.

    • @LvGoddess89
      @LvGoddess89 2 роки тому +7

      For sure; ABsoFuckinlutely!

    • @grmpEqweer
      @grmpEqweer 2 роки тому +17

      He's sort of descending into madness with our country...
      ... It's ok. It'll be okay.

    • @k-popbiased1058
      @k-popbiased1058 2 роки тому +4

      I think you’re getting your wish

    • @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491
      @jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491 2 роки тому +1

      sanity looks like madness in our Mirror Mirror purgatory planet

    • @seattlegrrlie
      @seattlegrrlie 2 роки тому +1

      and more ferries (autocorrect rejected "furries" and I'm going to leave the change for the fun of it)

  • @joshyoerger5271
    @joshyoerger5271 2 роки тому +352

    "what they do do is" while talking about litter boxes is an underrated (and possibly unintentional) joke.

    • @elissaraptor
      @elissaraptor 2 роки тому +22

      I thought the same and I assumed it was on purpose for those of us who would stop to go "heh, doodoo"

    • @NinjaXchacha15
      @NinjaXchacha15 2 роки тому +3

      I could smell a poo joke a mile away. 😏

    • @ilarious5729
      @ilarious5729 2 роки тому +4

      Oh hey I wasn't sure I got that right cause I'm not a native English speaker and after reading your comment I'm truly proud of my English skills lol

  • @123bgmiller
    @123bgmiller 2 роки тому +550

    I live 20 minutes from the Georgia Guidestones. After 18 years of living in the area and never hearing anything about them, I saw something about them on the Discovery Channel and decided to take a ride over to them. They are neat. That's it. Not inspiring, not overwhelming, no weird/cool energy. Just neat rocks strategically placed. That's it. Also, they are in the middle of a cow field. Nothing to shout about.

    • @MarsiaPowers
      @MarsiaPowers 2 роки тому +55

      Did you run into the motorcycle guy?

    • @Mark-Haddow
      @Mark-Haddow 2 роки тому +33

      I used to live near Stonehenge.
      I've seen the much older standing stones in my native Scotland. Including being on both sides of the Giant's Causeway.
      But now there's reason to visit Georgia to complete the set 😉
      Or maybe not, I might stick to the original Georgia.

    • @123bgmiller
      @123bgmiller 2 роки тому +45

      @@MarsiaPowers Haha! nope. I saw no one. Not even cows. Its seriously pathetic. A total waste of 3 gallons of gas. "Rocks" is the perfect way to describe the guidestones.

    • @123bgmiller
      @123bgmiller 2 роки тому +14

      @@Mark-Haddow I'm sure its interesting to see them just because of how old they are. I can totally get behind the ancient sites. Our version is just a mind game of a person that had entirely too much time on his hands.

    • @PricedHigh
      @PricedHigh 2 роки тому +20

      I mean the population under 500 mil is kinda off, and when you find out who created them the other rules like responsible reproduction seem extra creepy like John said.

  • @mdlampi
    @mdlampi Рік тому +26

    If the Guidestones survived an apocalypse, they could be a modern version of a Rosetta Stone for future archeologists.

  • @jackfelder2560
    @jackfelder2560 2 роки тому +315

    “I’m gonna talk about rocks, but I’m first gonna have to lay some significant groundwork.” I see what you did there…

    • @yopueelin7300
      @yopueelin7300 2 роки тому +4

      Oh, wow, I'm slow! Thanks for the enlightenment! 😅

    • @Maya_Pinion
      @Maya_Pinion 2 роки тому

      He's a sly devil sometimes....

    • @dare2liv_nlove
      @dare2liv_nlove 2 роки тому +4

      "Ramp up". 😂

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 2 роки тому

      @@Maya_Pinion Otter, more like.

  • @Charlie-ss2ko
    @Charlie-ss2ko 2 роки тому +451

    As a geologist my heart fluttered when he said rocks, only to be disappointed when I found out it was about the Georgia Guidestones

    • @jcsgodmother
      @jcsgodmother 2 роки тому +14

      They whole thing ends with a bang.

    • @sylvesteruchia5263
      @sylvesteruchia5263 2 роки тому +1

      Lol 😂. They gone now.

    • @crinkly.love-stick
      @crinkly.love-stick 2 роки тому +6

      I was disappointed, too. But let's be honest, he would've spent most of that time rambling on about gabbro being cooler than basalt, all while totally avoiding the fact that chalcedony blows everything else out of the water

    • @eliasmg9144
      @eliasmg9144 2 роки тому +2

      @@crinkly.love-stick an otter wrote this and is probably in love with John Oliver's fursona

  • @FaeiryneFaun
    @FaeiryneFaun 2 роки тому +832

    John: We're off this week, but-
    Also John: *presents 20 minute segment*

  • @donaldpriola1807
    @donaldpriola1807 10 місяців тому +24

    This segment is proof that this is one of the greatest f*cking television programs of all time.

  • @PanzerYeena
    @PanzerYeena 2 роки тому +1724

    The funniest part about the whole furry outrage is the fact that some people evidently think that a fursuit is something any child can just casually afford.
    If a child is wearing a fursuit, you should be asking the parents some questions.

    • @Ikajo
      @Ikajo 2 роки тому +199

      Or they are the school mascot 🙃

    • @kpepperl319
      @kpepperl319 2 роки тому +26

      Halloween

    • @saylolcool
      @saylolcool 2 роки тому +65

      just wanted to mention that the story was fake but you raise a good point. Those furry suits are hella expensive $$

    • @PanzerYeena
      @PanzerYeena 2 роки тому +87

      @@saylolcool Now imagine buying one every year since you're outgrowing them like crazy.

    • @thomascattington1660
      @thomascattington1660 2 роки тому

      I'm 55 years old. Ever since Ronnie Raygun got installed by huge amounts of dark money the same has been true of any fringe looney with $$$ and a crazy issue. Welfare queens that didn't exist. Every other sort of lie to get into office to serve the wealthy.
      Furries? I don't really care. That woman? Makes my skin crawl. Do I think she cares one bit about furries, guns, Jesus, or anything else but money and power. Strong no. She'll say anything to get power and wealth.

  • @Krypton_Risen
    @Krypton_Risen 2 роки тому +154

    Next week’s episode, “Papers”
    The week after episode, “Scissors”

    • @Ikine557
      @Ikine557 2 роки тому +8

      If they actually make that a running joke with the next web exclusive I will be so happy

    • @jackadams3878
      @jackadams3878 2 роки тому +10

      followed by "Lizard" and "Spock"

    • @JanterCyrano
      @JanterCyrano 2 роки тому

      @@jackadams3878 we can only dream

    • @LeeStJohn-ym4df
      @LeeStJohn-ym4df 2 роки тому

      Now THAT was very funny!

  • @drawerganizer785
    @drawerganizer785 2 роки тому +821

    John picked a species, came up with a fursona, and commissioned art. He now fits the definition of being a furry.

    • @Faolan-qe9vl
      @Faolan-qe9vl 2 роки тому +28

      so he does :D

    • @mb778_
      @mb778_ 2 роки тому +26

      And with that, he lost any Republican watchers he had left. Doubt he had that many left at this point, but they're certainly gone now

    • @whiteraven181
      @whiteraven181 2 роки тому +101

      @@mb778_ Don't underestimate the viewership of hate-watchers

    • @richardsmith2719
      @richardsmith2719 2 роки тому +33

      I don’t know if that cuts my respect for him in half, or quadruples it.

    • @ernststravoblofeld
      @ernststravoblofeld 2 роки тому +27

      He's famously been a bird.

  • @AlexFord
    @AlexFord 2 роки тому +22

    My god that string of puns and double entendres at the very end was hilarious and impressive. Well done script writers 😂

  • @jasonthesnow
    @jasonthesnow 2 роки тому +1036

    “Must be able to survive cataclysmic events”
    Well that didn’t age wonderfully

    • @rhyhaggen336
      @rhyhaggen336 2 роки тому +29

      I think it meant floods tornados hurricanes tremors that may occur in georgia, not bombs

    • @Ozymandias1
      @Ozymandias1 2 роки тому +34

      @@rhyhaggen336 It was built to survive a nuclear war

    • @rhyhaggen336
      @rhyhaggen336 2 роки тому +40

      @@Ozymandias1 the fallout maybe, but not a nuclear explosion, this was no atomic bunker kinda thing, besides if you really think about it, large ordenance would bring this monument to pieces, but yeah i get ur point....

    • @yuta5994
      @yuta5994 2 роки тому +7

      @@Ozymandias1 the funny thing is that stone now blown up.. few hrs ago..

    • @bethanyscarbrough3416
      @bethanyscarbrough3416 2 роки тому +8

      Is it too late for him to get his money back?

  • @nelethewitch
    @nelethewitch 2 роки тому +432

    As a german, I got instantly icky feels at the reproductive line. It was so weirdly specific, that I thought it might be racist/eugenics shit. And damnit, my gut feeling was right.

    • @samwindmill8264
      @samwindmill8264 2 роки тому

      Republikaner sind völlig verrückt

    • @xdrowssap4456
      @xdrowssap4456 2 роки тому +8

      honestly the stones are pretty freaky

    • @eemoogee160
      @eemoogee160 2 роки тому +8

      Overpopulation is giving the planet a more than icky feeling.

    • @mitchmiecielica5017
      @mitchmiecielica5017 2 роки тому +55

      @@eemoogee160 you spelled capitalism wrong

    • @joghurtodor4528
      @joghurtodor4528 2 роки тому +63

      Mismanagement of resources is a bit worse. Overpopulation is blaming the people and not the systems in place, like abundant food becoming food waste daily that would steadily feed countries or other unsustainable factors. It’s really interesting to delve into, if you ever have the time.

  • @raptorwolf3852
    @raptorwolf3852 2 роки тому +719

    “Critiques of conservative economic theory and fuzzy butt shots really are the guiding principles of the whole movement” the best and most accurate thing ever said about furries on television

    • @KijikWolf
      @KijikWolf 2 роки тому +30

      awoo

    • @CortexNewsService
      @CortexNewsService 2 роки тому +15

      It really is

    • @Cathowl
      @Cathowl 2 роки тому +46

      I've spent more than 2 decades floating around the coastlines of the sea of furry fandom and...
      Yeah.
      He dropped that on us and I was just nodding and going "yep that sounds right".

    • @denverbeek
      @denverbeek 2 роки тому +5

      ​@@KijikWolf *A W O O ?*

    • @Arionlappy
      @Arionlappy 2 роки тому +11

      Except sadly it wasnt on television. Its a web exclusive.

  • @josephstewart324
    @josephstewart324 2 роки тому +29

    Sadly enough, 3 weeks after Kandiss Owen's lost her Primary, "someone" planted explosions on the Georgia Guide Stones, and demolished them.

    • @spongeintheshoe
      @spongeintheshoe 3 місяці тому

      Do you mean that they planted explosives?

  • @ottoawqatty6210
    @ottoawqatty6210 2 роки тому +244

    To the Editor: Absolutely stellar journalism, thank you for ommiting a non important 10-count

    • @FeatherWait
      @FeatherWait 2 роки тому +7

      I thought it was a mistake or something censored at first, turns out it was a lovely bit of web-only meta-humor.

    • @jacobroeland
      @jacobroeland 2 роки тому +5

      Alternative letter to the Editor: You coward... Release the full, even more seller journalism!

    • @procrastinator99
      @procrastinator99 2 роки тому +1

      10/10 editing.

    •  2 роки тому +2

      I wonder how that looked to the live audience.

  • @jeffreykipperman6894
    @jeffreykipperman6894 2 роки тому +149

    True story, I'm a Jewish person who lived in Georgia in 2020, and one day I found a giant Nazi swastika flag on the side of the highway. Really none of what John Oliver reported here is surprising to me!

    • @Adelei42069
      @Adelei42069 2 роки тому +21

      I used to live in Georgia and people at my school would constantly be jokingly doing the nazi salute, I found a swastika on the bleachers, and every day kids would chant ”build that wall” in Spanish class.
      Georgia is fun like that.

    • @DizzyBusy
      @DizzyBusy 2 роки тому

      I thought Atlanta is one of the more open-minded cities in the US?

    • @deaf-tomcat
      @deaf-tomcat 2 роки тому +13

      @@DizzyBusy there can exist safe havens in bad areas.

    • @philip8498
      @philip8498 2 роки тому +14

      @@DizzyBusy atlanta is also probably the only part of georgia that isnt the ruralest rural area that has ever ruraled.

    • @NarkySawtooth.
      @NarkySawtooth. 2 роки тому +3

      We got them on auto repair shops in Tulsa. Along with a recurring seasonal ad where Santa says the Jews are stealing Christmas.

  • @imnotmike
    @imnotmike 2 роки тому +875

    I hope John gets around to doing shows on every topic on that bingo card. We dearly need a show about denture theft.

    • @PricedHigh
      @PricedHigh 2 роки тому +7

      Is that a thing?

    • @C0ZMIK5K1TTL35
      @C0ZMIK5K1TTL35 2 роки тому +35

      Christopher Price took the question right out of my mouth.

    • @AH-wr1ir
      @AH-wr1ir 2 роки тому +1

      🤣

    • @sigil8386
      @sigil8386 2 роки тому +30

      For me, it was the alpaca zoning. Some of us need more detailed information on the topic.

    • @kmfennessey
      @kmfennessey 2 роки тому

      Lotion fraud!

  • @jamesappleman
    @jamesappleman 8 місяців тому +11

    I think this topic needs to be revisited. These specific rocks seem to have been destroyed.

    • @marcpeterson1092
      @marcpeterson1092 8 місяців тому +1

      Was Kandiss the destroyer?

    • @jpdemer5
      @jpdemer5 8 місяців тому +5

      @@marcpeterson1092 "Kandiss the Destroyer" sounds like a character out of a comic book.

    • @marcpeterson1092
      @marcpeterson1092 8 місяців тому

      @@jpdemer5 Yep

  • @teststudent5091
    @teststudent5091 2 роки тому +462

    Lol I thought this would be about igneous, sedimentary, and metamorphic rock and my grade 6 knowledge would finally come in handy

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 2 роки тому

      Naw, just a box of human rocks that run for power in the US Government. Par for the course.

    • @scottbilger9294
      @scottbilger9294 2 роки тому +17

      Who you callin' igneous?

    • @Oberonjames
      @Oberonjames 2 роки тому +18

      My bet was on price fixing by the diamond industry

    • @olive_garden8718
      @olive_garden8718 2 роки тому

      Little did you know 😅

    • @jessicazaytsoff1494
      @jessicazaytsoff1494 2 роки тому +12

      I have as hoping to send this to my sibling, a geologist. Because rocks.
      But sadly, not enough rock content.

  • @Lucifersfursona
    @Lucifersfursona 2 роки тому +238

    Godddd I fucking love rocks
    “I am going to have to lay some specific ground work” haha sick rock joke

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 2 роки тому +2

      “Fucking don’t.”
      “Kandiss nuts”

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 2 роки тому

      CLAIMS THAT PUBLIC SCHOOLS HAVE BEEN CATERING TO THE NEEDS OF FURRIES
      THEY DESEXUALIZED THE GREEN M&M
      FURRIES ARE EXPLICITLY NOT SCHOOL CHILDREN

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 2 роки тому

      “They want to put litter boxes in the schools for these children to use” what is this, ICE? No these are American children, they shit in the gender boxes”

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 2 роки тому +3

      John makes me proud to be a furry faster than, among other things, other furries

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 2 роки тому

      “I found these big rocks and i think they’re the source of all our problems”
      Hey ma’am

  • @belgrifex
    @belgrifex 2 роки тому +350

    I'm friends with one of the people that started the "furries using litterboxes in school" joke in Michigan and god I'm so proud at how far they've come lol. Wish I could do something that big.

    • @steemlenn8797
      @steemlenn8797 2 роки тому +40

      There is a whole town in Germany that doesn't exist. It's called Bielefeld and everything is just a joke.

    • @AdrianColley
      @AdrianColley 2 роки тому +8

      You maybe need better criteria for being impressed.

    • @FlipIsGay
      @FlipIsGay 2 роки тому +12

      I wanna know more about how it started LOL. It's honestly impressive how much it's taken off. Give us the story!

    • @nielskorpel8860
      @nielskorpel8860 2 роки тому +1

      at what date did it start?

    • @kajakjohlopi7843
      @kajakjohlopi7843 2 роки тому +1

      @@steemlenn8797 Hmm I've been there though ... (and I don't get your comment)

  • @SiRenfield
    @SiRenfield 2 роки тому +24

    Can confirm that “The Furry Days Are Over When I’m Governor” is really fun to say, recently sent that last image of the phrase carved in stone to a friend of mine who’s a furry as a WTF good morning message which he found hilarious but also went “Y’know what, it’s better if I have ZERO context” (he’s European and while somewhat politically aware, it’s not like he follows EVERY single American election)

  • @Risu1177
    @Risu1177 2 роки тому +644

    You know it's bad when John can barely hold his laughter.

    • @marting5130
      @marting5130 2 роки тому +4

      thats every episode he has ever made. his whole routine is him laughing through his own jokes

    • @cineMADvocate
      @cineMADvocate 2 роки тому +9

      @@marting5130 yeah…and thats how you can tell that it is bad…

    • @purplebean8989
      @purplebean8989 2 роки тому +3

      @@marting5130
      "His OWN jokes"
      Surely you jest

  • @Sarah-nm6bo
    @Sarah-nm6bo 2 роки тому +315

    As a geologist who giddily clicked on this video expecting a full blown science seminar for some reason, this video took many turns that I was not expecting, including ending with me now being against those specific rocks.

    • @Mr.Spongecake
      @Mr.Spongecake Рік тому +16

      Don't worry. The furry days are over when I'm governor.

    • @Ullmannite
      @Ullmannite Рік тому +5

      Same here - I was quite excited to hear John talk about rocks. Well, now we know those are granites

    • @mammawlee
      @mammawlee Рік тому +3

      Yeah. I sorta hoped there would be some geology. Just for a change.

    • @AxelHenx
      @AxelHenx Рік тому

      so manny turns and twists, verry well written episode going from end to beginning and back again

    • @FoodNerds
      @FoodNerds Рік тому

      I should have become a geologist!

  • @flamshiz
    @flamshiz 2 роки тому +269

    I love how you can tell he's absolutely brimming with joy during the furry section

  • @NettaWitDaHoops
    @NettaWitDaHoops Рік тому +2

    my family is from Elbert County. I am DELIGHTED by this.

  • @barley_tea3885
    @barley_tea3885 2 роки тому +485

    Him: “He had a few interests! Conservation,”
    Me: “Okay.”
    Him: “Population Control”
    Me: “Oh no, here we go.”
    Him: “And at least two letters praising David Duke.”
    Me: “And here we are.”

    • @horushyperion76
      @horushyperion76 2 роки тому +45

      The moment I saw Guide Reproduction, I immeditately thought "Yeah Eugenics is definitely involved"

    • @cha0sniper
      @cha0sniper 2 роки тому +26

      Yeah, I was like "Late 1970s person interested in population control? I'm not gonna like where this goes, am I?"

    • @Nemo_Anom
      @Nemo_Anom 2 роки тому +6

      Go to Walmart or one of Kandiss' rallies and tell me with a straight face and sincerity that we shouldn't put at least a little thought into who reproduces and when.

    • @bethanyscarbrough3416
      @bethanyscarbrough3416 2 роки тому +15

      @@Nemo_Anom just means we need to do a better job of educating people. A lot of my relatives are of the sort that would support kandiss, but I'm at the far end of the political spectrum from them.

    • @doomclasher9287
      @doomclasher9287 2 роки тому

      Kirby fans around the world have been found passed out, with their screens showing the last sentence of your comment

  • @andrewwedstrom
    @andrewwedstrom 2 роки тому +381

    that joke about “Kandiss” looking like the way a snake would pronounce “candies” didn’t get NEARLY enough laughs

    • @lapislazarus8899
      @lapislazarus8899 2 роки тому

      That is SUCH a stripper name. She and Kyrsten Synema need to get into the p*rn business together, they already got the names.😆

    • @KlintKaras
      @KlintKaras 2 роки тому

      And funnily enough both versions can be followed by "Richard fit in your mouth?"

    • @EvanFowler
      @EvanFowler 2 роки тому +8

      *Cartoon* snake. And yeah, that was the one that really got me too.

    • @christinamiller1927
      @christinamiller1927 2 роки тому +9

      Honestly at first glance spelled that way I assumed she was some kind of, errrr, adult film entertainer...? Because THAT is who would spell that name that way.

    • @ricardorodriguez5549
      @ricardorodriguez5549 2 роки тому +9

      Tip for non-Southerners: when you see a name spelled with unnecessary “K”’s, know they’re there for a reason.

  • @ronaldeliascorderocalles
    @ronaldeliascorderocalles 2 роки тому +552

    As a rock-rights activist, I'm deeply sad because of this situation. Think of all the rocks who have to be in a world where things like this happen. Truly awful.

    • @LuisLopez2
      @LuisLopez2 2 роки тому +21

      I am holding a 5 lb piece of quartz hostage.
      One Bitcoin payment or this rock gets the hammer.
      You got 1 hour. Get to it.
      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @gingerinajacket8519
      @gingerinajacket8519 2 роки тому +58

      @@LuisLopez2 We do not negotiate with terra-rists!

    • @seanmatthewking
      @seanmatthewking 2 роки тому +17

      I glue rocks together to counter rock overpopulation.

    • @thenoseknows9391
      @thenoseknows9391 2 роки тому

      😄🤣😁

    • @Keith-sh4lo
      @Keith-sh4lo 2 роки тому +3

      Except for John Oliver's rock-hard something.

  • @ghostlytavern129
    @ghostlytavern129 2 роки тому +27

    As a furry I literally crack up at the things old people come up with when they hear about us. First off I dress up as a fly sometimes to cope with severe ptsd it’s only slightly better than edibles. I love being a furry sometimes the community can be a huge hit or miss. So Kandiss, would you like to see me in my bunny fursuit or my fly fursuit?

    • @npc6817
      @npc6817 2 роки тому +3

      I... never even considered the possibilty of fly furries... like I'm playing with the concept in my mind but I just can't find a way to anthropomorphize a fly.
      What the hell does your fly sona look like

    • @louieo.blevinsmusic4197
      @louieo.blevinsmusic4197 2 роки тому +2

      Do you dress up as a fly because it makes the world/yourself seem smaller? Maybe the fact flies don’t have time nor can think about anything that happened to them milliseconds before? Personally to deal with my PTSD I’ll get in small spaces. Like climb into a bathtub and close the curtain. I also started writing songs a few years back. Sorry that you’ve got PTSD. Mine had held me back for so long my brain broke for like a week once. 😂 After that I realized we only live once, sold all my shit, decided to write an album (soon to be finished), and will soon be traveling the states busking/playing small venues. Thought about train hopping but with a Martin…..yeah….no.

    • @cruisepaige
      @cruisepaige 11 місяців тому

      Old people INVENTED furries, hun.

  • @williamgregory1848
    @williamgregory1848 2 роки тому +319

    “And if you absolutely had to reduce the furry presence online right down to its bones, critiques of conservative economic theory and fuzzy butt shots really are the guiding principles of the whole movement.”
    That's the most accurate way of describing furries I've heard in a LONG time!

    • @RaptieFeathers
      @RaptieFeathers 2 роки тому +7

      Chisei would agree!

    • @headoverheels88
      @headoverheels88 2 роки тому +19

      Furries exist in the strange place between space and time, like Juggalos or the Amish

    • @gabriellavedier9650
      @gabriellavedier9650 2 роки тому +18

      Every furry I know is in IT, the military, or was working for one of the big studios (Disney, Warner Bros, Nick). They basically hold this country together.

  • @expandedhistory
    @expandedhistory 2 роки тому +1687

    To think that Kandis Taylor was a teacher is even more embarrassing, running on her ‘anti rock’ policy. I guess that worked out for her? Rock on!

    • @koilamaoh4238
      @koilamaoh4238 2 роки тому

      One those fascist christian home schooled ones I bet..
      Guns> babies.. Makes sense. The good ol' abortion gun.

    • @cocacola4blood365
      @cocacola4blood365 2 роки тому +21

      I would like this, but it has 66 likes, and its potential for Order 66 jokes is not something I'd want to interfere with.

    • @TheDarkness1
      @TheDarkness1 2 роки тому

      Rock speaks truth to her massive delusions. Her speech was painful to watch. It turned my outtie into an innie. Imagine Mitch McConnell's head being sucked back into his neck.

    • @foppishdilletaunt9911
      @foppishdilletaunt9911 2 роки тому +4

      🤘🏼

    • @ibmtpx24
      @ibmtpx24 2 роки тому +3

      Scary to see she got 4+% of voter support with her nonsense. Darwin evolution process can't progress quick enough.

  • @emilyjadeoliver
    @emilyjadeoliver 2 роки тому +287

    I think one thing I can appreciate about how Last Week Tonight runs is the fact that they give their team leave relatively frequently. It's important in this day and age to treat your employees well and give them some time to destress and recollect their thoughts.

    • @markg.1159
      @markg.1159 2 роки тому +18

      My daycare is like this. It's really frustrating to have to parent and work from home when they're on vacation, but I can't really blame them for making sure the teachers get breaks. They've had pretty good staff retention despite all the Covid stress.

    • @emilyjadeoliver
      @emilyjadeoliver 2 роки тому +9

      @@markg.1159 I totally understand. I think in cases like that, where parenting and working are required throughout the work day, companies need to show a little bit of leniency.
      Everyone is being challenged with issues like this, so we can all be a little more patient with one another. I hope that it works out for you, Mark.
      And don't be afraid to take time off, should you be permitted. Honesty with your boss can go a long way, if you're feeling overwhelmed.

    • @loneranger718
      @loneranger718 2 роки тому

      They dont get leave .they work everyday, even in weeks where there is no show . The number of shows is limited by the production company because of budgetary constraints . Each episode uses up a lot of money . But they do work all the time planning and researching future episodes

    • @pattyayers
      @pattyayers 2 роки тому +2

      He’s not the only one who cares about this

    • @pattyayers
      @pattyayers 2 роки тому +2

      @@loneranger718 What the hell are you talking about?

  • @kbates8149
    @kbates8149 7 місяців тому +3

    Lol!! Never thought I'd see the Georgia Guidestones on here! You seriously need to do a follow-up segment about when someone blew up one of the stones, that was some local gossip for the ages. 😂

  • @LoganWH8
    @LoganWH8 2 роки тому +699

    I honestly can’t tell if Bostelman is genuinely *that* wrong about the whole concept of furries, or if he’s doing that thing republicans do where they attack something they don’t like by saying it’s “corrupting the children”.

    • @anarosa3905
      @anarosa3905 2 роки тому

      its all about authoritarianism and their dark fantasies to dom over others, children included.

    • @raycearcher5794
      @raycearcher5794 2 роки тому

      Well, the previous Republican strategy of attacking gays is now considered unacceptable by the majority of Americans, and while they've had some luck transitioning to trans people it turns out most folks also aren't too put out by "dudes and girls, but they want to be the other one." I imagine the thinking is that furries are so inaccessibly weird they can just say whatever they want, so they're kind of trialing them as the new sexual pariah group to scapegoat. Which is weird because while some furries are definitely horrifying perverts, the vast majority of them just want to draw cartoons on the internet, plus there seem to be a non-trivial number who are very ardent conservatives. It's almost like making your whole platform vilifying an enemy instead of improving your community is a dead end, huh?

    • @ToxNano
      @ToxNano 2 роки тому +60

      I'd guess the answer is Yes

    • @Sebb747
      @Sebb747 2 роки тому +26

      I assume he had a general idea about it and someone either joked about litterboxes and he got it wrong or someone sent him pictures of furries with litterboxes (yes, they exist) and he extrapolated from there.

    • @darthwiizius
      @darthwiizius 2 роки тому

      Repubics are vehemently against allowing people to corrupt children, that's their job. Matt Pizza Gaetz in particular..

  • @xavmiz3070
    @xavmiz3070 2 роки тому +377

    Waiting for John and the team to open a museum of commissioned art, mascots, odd signs, and miscellaneous bits John has collected over years.

    • @InnaGottaDavida
      @InnaGottaDavida 2 роки тому +13

      I'd pay admission to that.

    • @krrush1
      @krrush1 2 роки тому +2

      I’d go. For sure! Lol

    • @surrexi
      @surrexi 2 роки тому +13

      i mean it feels like a MoMA exhibit waiting to happen tbh
      or if the newseum hadn't had to close, it would've been a great fit there as well tbh

    • @lappr0
      @lappr0 2 роки тому +8

      He did organize an exhibition for the paintings he collected for this show before.

    • @danielkeith2071
      @danielkeith2071 2 роки тому +1

      @@lappr0 it was breathtaking to visit in person

  • @bastionshadowpaw
    @bastionshadowpaw 2 роки тому +160

    Id... like to thank John Oliver for being supportive. WE are undoubtedly a weird subculture. we are unique. kinky. strange. freaky and in this person's humble opinion. marvelous and fantastic, After being a great many things during my life. being a furry is the one I'm most proud of... here's some reasons why.
    I was born in Venezuela, and survived 2 extreme riots that costed many lives.
    I was trained as an EMT and emergency field surgeon.
    I graduated as a designer, specialized both in advertising and later in illustration.
    I taught college courses on both for at least a year . some before i fully graduated.
    I am a member of the LGBTQ+ people. The Q. actually.
    and yet, IT was when i became an artist for the furry fandom that i found community, kindness, a wholesome (not necessarily safe for work) and accepting community. I've seen friends get cancer. and within the HOUR, the furry fandom has crowdfunded their medical costs. i have seen children be rescued from terrible situations by members of the community who SEE the damage that has been done and fearlessly report the abuses. I've had boyfriends, girlfriends, and non binary partners that have taught me that, whatever form your flesh takes. it is the soul and the kindness in your heart that matters. I've seen awful people rear their ugly head, commit atrocities, and I've seen the entire community raise their voices to exclaim NO. that is not right.
    At this point. i believe furries to be a greater force for good than the catholic church. or the self imposed power trip that is the united nations. and it feels... good to be seen by someone who doesn't immediately points at us for cheap comedic skits. So... thank you john Oliver. for being an outlier in UA-cam and the world. thank you for not making me feel like a monster.
    here's an invitation. if you ever want art done. I'd be honored and delighted.

    • @smolneko9294
      @smolneko9294 2 роки тому +23

      he points at us for comedic skits, but shows he's supportive of us *instantly* after that.
      clearly he's not like other comedians :D
      also wow you've got a lot of cool stuff from your life, glad that you've got so much positiveness to talk about :O

    • @logan2219
      @logan2219 2 роки тому +5

      Awwwww! im so happy for you!

    • @InnaGottaDavida
      @InnaGottaDavida 2 роки тому +2

      Well said.

    • @deboradessauer9274
      @deboradessauer9274 2 роки тому +3

      Great name.

    • @someonerandom704
      @someonerandom704 2 роки тому +9

      It's sad how only furries really understand furdom. People think it's some bestiality thing but it's not, it's just a bunch of kinky artists being happy. Mucha suerte pa ti, espero que te vaya bien la vida!

  • @mysta02
    @mysta02 8 місяців тому +5

    Most of us call the ball of energy that shines through the Guidestones onto robocop's face "the Sun".

  • @humboldt2087
    @humboldt2087 2 роки тому +379

    I love how John lets us know in the most casual possible way that he commissioned a furry-centric artist to capture his likeness (and, in the process, our hearts) in the form of a sexy, anthropomorphic otter.

    • @CYNOLA0809
      @CYNOLA0809 2 роки тому +30

      why did it take so long for me to find this 😂 I need to know if he personally commissioned it, or if it was part of the show budget

    • @nicole.z.624
      @nicole.z.624 2 роки тому +41

      And I love the fact that the commission for that artwork can be considered a business expense😂😂

    • @Liliana_the_ghost_cat
      @Liliana_the_ghost_cat 2 роки тому +5

      Yep

    • @RiverWilliamson
      @RiverWilliamson 2 роки тому +9

      We all knew he'd pick Otter

    • @Sephiroth144
      @Sephiroth144 2 роки тому +7

      Come now, let's be honest- was it your HEART that it captured...?

  • @knucklejoe8
    @knucklejoe8 2 роки тому +2236

    Message to future viewers:
    That thing, the Georgia Guidestone, "capable of withstanding catastrophic events"? It got blown up. Then the rest of it was torn down because it became a health hazard.

    • @sablechicken
      @sablechicken 2 роки тому +269

      It's a pile of rocks now...so very important for John Oliver to bring that up just a little over a month before the Guidestones become a pile of rocks.

    • @rhyhaggen336
      @rhyhaggen336 2 роки тому +27

      Indeed, why destroy it tho

    • @rmpumper
      @rmpumper 2 роки тому

      @@rhyhaggen336 Vanilla ISIS, that's why.

    • @rhyhaggen336
      @rhyhaggen336 2 роки тому

      @Dean Ambrose well, i know the reason(s) behind it, my point is "why".... the "rocks" have little effect on anyones life, dont improve, dont interfere, dont do no nothing at all but just have a few msgs in different languages... so "why" bother... is like bombing a dry well from the 1800s or an delapidated railroad from early 1900s or a decommissiined cellphone tower from 2000s...
      If this is the case, ppl will flee USA because of these bunch of fanatics doing what their "leaders" are saying to win electoral votes... politics are "killing" the american dream........
      That and the mass killings due gunfire.... not going to address gun control, cuz i do approve having access to guns to defend ur household, but not to get 20 different guns rifles flamethrowers and the like just cuz the constitution says so... its 2022, not 1776...

    • @dannybeane2069
      @dannybeane2069 2 роки тому

      @Dean Ambrose While no suspect has come forward. I get the feeling it was blown up for its "satanic" message and not the fact it was commissioned by a eugenic KKK supporter.

  • @wynonasbigbrowndragon6121
    @wynonasbigbrowndragon6121 2 роки тому +638

    17 minute web exclusive about rocks. This ought to be good 😂

    • @leiajiang7877
      @leiajiang7877 2 роки тому +22

      I didn't even notice it's 17 minutes, just clicked because I saw "rock".

    • @larsfinlay7325
      @larsfinlay7325 2 роки тому +18

      it rocked

    • @leiajiang7877
      @leiajiang7877 2 роки тому +7

      @@larsfinlay7325 indeed

    • @stephencasper87
      @stephencasper87 2 роки тому +6

      I recently had a 4-year exclusive about rocks... I majored in Geology. It's more exciting than it sounds.

    • @larsfinlay7325
      @larsfinlay7325 2 роки тому +3

      @@stephencasper87 rock on dude

  • @coyote-bird1801
    @coyote-bird1801 10 місяців тому +2

    As a geologist who is also a fan of John Oliver, this video was a rollercoaster

  • @bazilda
    @bazilda 2 роки тому +221

    It is monday morning, I am sleep deprived and already my day is gonna be hell. And I am definitelly gonna watch John Oliver rant about rocks for 17 mins with my breakfast.

    • @TheMikadoOfLondon
      @TheMikadoOfLondon 2 роки тому +2

      Lol, my girlfriend's name is Jana too, and she is also a little sleep-deprived today. Hope things will pick up for you!

    • @TheTrueBrawler
      @TheTrueBrawler 2 роки тому

      @Titik Titik Bad bot.

    • @charles3840
      @charles3840 2 роки тому +1

      It was not mainly about rocks. I am sorry for your loss.

    • @desperadox7565
      @desperadox7565 2 роки тому

      Wise decision.

  • @casualwoomy
    @casualwoomy 2 роки тому +441

    i have a feeling john really wanted to make a full episode this week and just said "fuck it, ill do it anyways and disguise it as a web exclusive"

    • @alexandercaires5921
      @alexandercaires5921 2 роки тому +7

      Possibly. But if you pause the video right before he announces the possible creator of the Georgia Guidestone; it's just a little longer (two minutes?) than a long web exclusive episode.

    • @CharlonClarke
      @CharlonClarke 2 роки тому +8

      Either way it was so nice of him to do this... i was so focused on rocks too, but the segway was amazing

    • @NawidN
      @NawidN 2 роки тому +8

      @@CharlonClarke segue*

    • @freddogrosso9835
      @freddogrosso9835 2 роки тому +6

      He just wanted to show that fursona fanart. Twice.

    • @ThwipThwipBoom
      @ThwipThwipBoom 2 роки тому +1

      @@NawidN segay*

  • @IloveElsaofArendelle
    @IloveElsaofArendelle 2 роки тому +216

    Uncle George was and will be always right: “When you're born into this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show. If you're born in America you get a front row seat.”

    • @tsarbeaver2351
      @tsarbeaver2351 2 роки тому +4

      Darn right

    • @charlieevergreen3514
      @charlieevergreen3514 2 роки тому +3

      I still miss George. :(
      I’d love to hear him rant about this previous decade.

    • @Lectrikfro
      @Lectrikfro 2 роки тому +4

      If you're in Florida, you get seated on stage and just wonder where the freaks are.

    • @cutl00senc
      @cutl00senc 2 роки тому

      @@Lectrikfro ahahaaahaahaaahaaa!!!!

  • @marvwatkins7029
    @marvwatkins7029 9 місяців тому +3

    "What they do do": very unitentionally a clever pun.😂

  • @tairneanaich
    @tairneanaich 2 роки тому +142

    I really really love the online exclusives when the show's off-air they bring me So Much Joy

  • @katiehettinger7857
    @katiehettinger7857 2 роки тому +112

    "How is this sanitary? " always makes me laugh till my eyes tear up.

    • @MrWackaloon
      @MrWackaloon 2 роки тому

      I live in Nebraska. Unfortunately, most people here are that fucking stupid. I'm amazed they can dress themselves every day.

    • @wexaztor9394
      @wexaztor9394 2 роки тому +10

      I just enjoy that, IF this were a true situation. His concern was the sanitation. Is he otherwise accepting of furries? i have questions

    • @hickyxnicky411
      @hickyxnicky411 2 роки тому +2

      I cried a bit, hadn't laughed a something that much in quite some time.

    • @Midala87
      @Midala87 2 роки тому

      Children imitating animals is nothing new. Furries are not simply kids dressing up in school.

    • @Maya_Pinion
      @Maya_Pinion 2 роки тому +1

      I peed myself a lil.✌️not embarrassed either.where the f*k is my kegal exerciser....hmmm .

  • @meh.7539
    @meh.7539 2 роки тому +222

    And once again, I'll have to look my children in the eye and say "Yes, that history book *is* accurate. Your state senator tried to outlaw Furries. Jesus Christ I knew this conversation was coming and yet it's still humiliating."

    • @kinginthenorth1437
      @kinginthenorth1437 2 роки тому

      It's going to be so hard to take American history books seriously once they start including the Qanon shaman being part of an insurrection. With the only context for what is Qanon being, the idiots responsible for Pizzagate.

    • @danwolf6076
      @danwolf6076 2 роки тому +7

      At the rate our country is devolving, books wont be around and neither will states

    • @googiegress
      @googiegress 2 роки тому

      It's okay, the books issued by the school districts in Georgia will mostly contain conservative propaganda and racist historical revisionism.

    • @danwolf6076
      @danwolf6076 2 роки тому +1

      @@googiegress odd that the group promoting a complete re writing of history, is upset that their efforts gets banned

    • @andrewdiaz3529
      @andrewdiaz3529 2 роки тому

      Wait did she win!?

  • @davidlucas8487
    @davidlucas8487 Рік тому +8

    I marched into my roommate's bedroom and announced it was over for furries when I'm governor. It did not feel electric.