@serakayle7903 lmaoo!!! It's like my go to for so many nights when im sleepy and just wanna watch something dark and easy on the eyes ahaha. But it's so funny to active watch anytime too
I'm convinced Crendor has some kinda mystical power that lets him make people laugh at will. He doesn't even have to try and it's the funniest damn thing on the planet.
tbf though they didnt laugh at crendor, they laughed at the absurdity of a game tutorial teaching the player how to click arrows to switch items and that a number represents a number.
Can we get a new series where Jesse just gives Crendor like ten bucks to spend on Steam and they play whatever games he finds? That would be amazing. Like a four part series or something, with a different genre every time. CREN $PENDS
So basically The Yogscast's "Game Goblin" series they recently started, but with Crendor in Simon's role (the guy that finds the weird cheap crappy games), and either Jesse or just random people in Tom's role (the guy playing the games unless they have multiplayer)?
I would love it if Jesse could get all the SGS members together for something. The current SGS and the first Gen squad he had when he did games like Amnesia.
Have you not seen any of Jesse's old Let's Play's of scary games? He used to play them with 3 girls. Go look at Jesse's Amnesia videos and you will see.
So, using the Scary Game Squad picture. Jirard is Fred, Dave is Scooby, Jesse is Shaggy, obviously. Alex looks very perceptive, and orange, so he is Velma. That leaves Crendor as Daphne. Fitting.
Well, I know all these other comments are from when this video came out, and no one will ever see this new one, but I just came here to say how much I still love this video to this day. It's still one of the funniest videos on this channel, and one that I actually watch over every now and then, and I barely ever do that with any other videos (single ones, at least). No matter how many times I watch it, it never fails to make me laugh. So, even though you won't see this, thanks, SGS and Crendor.
Crenbo is like Scrappy Doo He's like an extra party member He's that secret unlockable character A treat, only to be had sparingly so that his flavor remains a luxury
Honestly I wish Crendor could do this with you more often. He literally makes everything more funny because he's a /foil/ to everything. That lazy ridiculousness.
This is video is the very definition of a comfort video. Whatever my mood, I an giggling by the end. I love the chaos and absolute joy of it. Ty wowcrendor, loved ya since your orc peon days.
As a Montanan, I absolutely would tell you that the *last* place you want to shoot a grizzly bear in, is the butt. Not only will it anger it, but adrenaline will kick in with the minimal damage and you will be mince meat. If you met a black bear though, and it was aggressive, sure, it would spook them enough. Go for the area between the head and shoulders (I would say neck, but they barely have one at all), that is the lethal spot if done right.
Jesse you must know, this is my comfort video for when I’ve had a bad day and has been for years. The sheer joy this episode gave me on release has never waned. 10/10 we need a second part xD
Just finished dying from coked up bear man sprinting and Alex(?)s "Oh my GOD, I FEEL F*CKING GREAT". I'm writing this from the afterlife. Great episode.
watching this in 2020 and gotta say, its just as entertaining now as it was like 2 and a half years ago, they really need to do this again some time in the future
JESSE WHAT THE HELL??? This is hands down my favorite sgs video. I've never laughed harder in my life, especially at the end. Oh my god you guys are great! Crendor is a great guest with awful taste in games
30 seconds in and Crendor is being Crendor. And please make this a returning segment. Like every Scary Game Squad episode Crendor chooses and joins for one game.
I say “my Umutsuzluk meter is too high. It is filling with despair and I will die” all the time because of this vod! 😂 I remember first watching and bracing myself for scares until it fade 😂😂
Jeeeesus, I'm dying and it's only like 2 minutes in. Please for the love of all that is good make a series out of giving Crendor 5 dollars and seeing what he can buy with it. XD
You never know how much you want Crendor until he appears. He appears when you least expect (or want) him, and then leaves when you realize you want him most. Such is the way of the Crendor. I still remember that one completionist episode where Crendor just walked in. I'm still not sure if that was scripted or not because Jirard seemed genuinely unsure of what to do.
I haven't been able to get Phantasm out of my head since this video first came out. I don't know why, but it just kept gnawing at the back of my mind so I finally found it and watched it for myself. As far as I can tell, the dev borrowed a lot from the movie, but changed the term for our dear antagonists from "dwarves" and put them in yellow raincoats instead of brown cloaks. Also the main characters in Phantasm aren't a naked woman, I have no idea why that's a thing. Regardless, what a wild adventure this video is. I'm glad Crendor's being given some more time to shine with Crendor Selects.
This is easily one of the funniest episodes they've ever done. How much money do I need to throw at you guys to get Crendor out there for another one of these?!
I'm surprised you guys got out of this without dying. I'm surprised I got through this video without dying. This was amazing. i don't think I've laughed this much for years. Holy hell.
This is _STILL_ my favorite SGS video of all time.
me too lol besides p.t
@@ericwtfsky thank you for reminding me of this gem of a video
@serakayle7903 lmaoo!!! It's like my go to for so many nights when im sleepy and just wanna watch something dark and easy on the eyes ahaha. But it's so funny to active watch anytime too
I love how Crendor has the ability to derail everything at any time just by his sheer presence!
if crendor had a super power it would be that but 100x more effective
Ultimate Master of Non Content!
He's at it again 😅
I'm convinced Crendor has some kinda mystical power that lets him make people laugh at will.
He doesn't even have to try and it's the funniest damn thing on the planet.
Im gonna guess part of his power comes from the dankest of the dank
@@milesmurphree2364 I seriously doubt that Crendor ever lights up.
He's the type of person that gets high on oxygen.
Pretty sure he eats edibles, THC Gummies and the like. @@jimjam7928
Holy shit I love Crendor
"Crendor go look at that other wall"
"Nah"
Not even five minutes in, Jirard and Jesse are dead from laughter as Crendor's laughing gas canister fills the room.
Well done.
Caleb Owens that sounds like a euphemism for farting
tbf though they didnt laugh at crendor, they laughed at the absurdity of a game tutorial teaching the player how to click arrows to switch items and that a number represents a number.
adding Crendor makes SGS even more of a clusterfuck, and I highly highly approve. Hope they do this again whenever he visits.
Can we get a new series where Jesse just gives Crendor like ten bucks to spend on Steam and they play whatever games he finds? That would be amazing. Like a four part series or something, with a different genre every time. CREN $PENDS
$pendor
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I am behind this 100%!!!
It'd be like "One Dollar, One Hour", the show Funhaus used to do with Spoole.
Imagine Crendor doing that for the Coptional Podcast. Just TB playing games like this as Jesse and Crendor just be themselves
y'know, having Crendor on SGS every now and then is a real nice palette builder, like a good mineral bitter.
Jirard's laugh is more contagious than the plague. I'm dying right now XD
ezmuney12 you and me both. Everyone laughing is killing me here. Can't breathe. XD CALL 911 FOR ME
ezmuney12 ikr xD
It's amazing indeed. You can tell it comes from way deep down. No forcing at all.!
You start laughing yourself xD
I had to come back to this video because Crendor makes me laugh so hard. When he said "they promised multiplayer" I died and I don't know why.
It's a rare moment where Crendor is suddenly dead serious
Davis - "I don't want to alarm you, but there's a fifth presence in the room..."
Jesse - "It's..... it's Crendor"
Crendor - "HULLO!"
The real horror here is the quality of horror games on Steam.
Flynn Pierce to be fair it cost a dollar, they stated prior that the games picked by Crendor total about 5 dollars.
Crendor *IS* the Wendigo/Wendingo/Crendigo.
derek miller shh! Spoiler dude!
The Crendigo, if you will
Crendingo.
*Ahem*... Wendingo. FTFY.
Yeah, get it right! They're called Wendingos! XD
This should be a show. Crendor buys dirt cheap games at random and plays it with people.
So basically The Yogscast's "Game Goblin" series they recently started, but with Crendor in Simon's role (the guy that finds the weird cheap crappy games), and either Jesse or just random people in Tom's role (the guy playing the games unless they have multiplayer)?
Crendor in SGS!!!! The dream is real!!!
I would love it if Jesse could get all the SGS members together for something. The current SGS and the first Gen squad he had when he did games like Amnesia.
I really wanted him for Outlast 2
What "first gen"? The only time they ever changed their group is when Greg left Jirard, who is now replaced by Alex.
Have you not seen any of Jesse's old Let's Play's of scary games? He used to play them with 3 girls. Go look at Jesse's Amnesia videos and you will see.
I remember Chiib I can't remember the other 2
10/10 Russian accent A+, will buy from again
A group of hyenas and the occasional Crendor 'chuff'
Oh my god, I forgot that I had seen this video but as soon as I loaded it up, all the memories just flooded back
Crendor should be on Scary Game Squad more often.
EDIT: Also, I have never heard these guys laugh so hard before until this video XD
MantisQueen9 No. He only comes when he's needed most
I come back to this multiple times a year. And it kills me every single time.
The language is in turkish xD "E" ye basin means Push "E" and Umutsuzluk is hopelessness or despair... Nice video!!! I laughed my ass off xD
Loved hearing Turkish in a Russian accent xD
Shamo 87 What does "Kullan" mean?
Zelcova X it means "use"
also "öldun" means you've died whereas "oldun" means you have.
Oh thanks for clearing that up I was like "you have what?!" I really wanted to see if there was a boss in that game or something 😂
So, using the Scary Game Squad picture.
Jirard is Fred, Dave is Scooby, Jesse is Shaggy, obviously. Alex looks very perceptive, and orange, so he is Velma.
That leaves Crendor as Daphne.
Fitting.
On the saddest of days, We are thankful to have laughter, Let's go Scooby Crendor Squad
Kyle Broflovski Why was October 2nd sad?
God, Alex's "Mike's Friend" voice was so damn funny.
Well, I know all these other comments are from when this video came out, and no one will ever see this new one, but I just came here to say how much I still love this video to this day. It's still one of the funniest videos on this channel, and one that I actually watch over every now and then, and I barely ever do that with any other videos (single ones, at least). No matter how many times I watch it, it never fails to make me laugh. So, even though you won't see this, thanks, SGS and Crendor.
Hey man, I see it. Cheers.
its on the internet. trust me people see it =P lmao
And now, I'm here again, finally! Not sure how I let 2 years pass since the last time, but, hey.
Man, I let 2 years pass again! I need to come back to this more often.
See you soon or in another 2 years!
One of the best videos on the internet. My comfort video.
Crenbo is like
Scrappy Doo
He's like an extra party member
He's that secret unlockable character
A treat, only to be had sparingly so that his flavor remains a luxury
QB did you just call.... scrappy doo.... a delicious treat.....?????
No yu r rong get rekedd
You speak truth
To this day I'm still convinced that this is the most amazing video on your channel. (5 years fan).
Honestly I wish Crendor could do this with you more often. He literally makes everything more funny because he's a /foil/ to everything. That lazy ridiculousness.
this video has become my go to whenever i need a pick me up. love the sgs, but love it more when y'all find broken games to laugh at :D
Scary Game Squad is my favourite series. Cox and Crendor is my favourite podcast. Their powers combined, I came.
Mokgore messy
Last time I saw Crendor near the SGS, he nearly killed Davis through alcohol poisoning. Never forget the BarCrendor...
Eggdrasil Warthog he was the guest “bartender” during the live SGS at coxcon 2016 where they played alien isolation.
I'm guessing this isn't available on UA-cam, or I'm just not seeing it on my phone? x.x
can I get a link to that video please?
2013Fangirl sadly the sgs panel at coxcon ‘16 never made it to UA-cam. It’s a you had to have been there thing I’m afraid.
I've watched this vid about a thousand times and it's funnier each iteration; pls more of this collab and budget horror!
Always come back to this eventually.
This is the best SGS video.
Honestly, if you guys did this every time the Cren came to town, I would be 110% down with that.
This was delightful.
dont know why i didn't see this two years ago, but first 5 mins are worth everything
This was the funniest SGS i have EVER seen- trying to stifle my laughter so the whole office doesnt think im insane lol
Crendor the lost member of The Scary Game Squad! I approve of this already!
When Crendor is around, its the Not So Scary Games Squad.
This is video is the very definition of a comfort video. Whatever my mood, I an giggling by the end. I love the chaos and absolute joy of it. Ty wowcrendor, loved ya since your orc peon days.
This is just like an hour and a half of people laughing uncontrollably, it's great.
This is the video I keep coming back to
I really hope Crendor can come back with more of his awful horror game picks, this was such a good concept
Every time I get sick there's always a gift from Crendor and Jesse waiting to make my day better. Thank you
"Peace be with you midgets, I come in peace."
- Crendor, 2017
Seriously more people need to watch this. This is beyond amazing.
As a Montanan, I absolutely would tell you that the *last* place you want to shoot a grizzly bear in, is the butt. Not only will it anger it, but adrenaline will kick in with the minimal damage and you will be mince meat.
If you met a black bear though, and it was aggressive, sure, it would spook them enough.
Go for the area between the head and shoulders (I would say neck, but they barely have one at all), that is the lethal spot if done right.
Jesse you must know, this is my comfort video for when I’ve had a bad day and has been for years. The sheer joy this episode gave me on release has never waned. 10/10 we need a second part xD
I was crying laughing when I heard, Any midgets around...? I fucking laughed so hard
Moses Supposes His Toeses Are Roses But Moses Supposes Erroneously
Just finished dying from coked up bear man sprinting and Alex(?)s "Oh my GOD, I FEEL F*CKING GREAT". I'm writing this from the afterlife. Great episode.
Alex's Alex Jones/coke fiend voice is quite the thing
This is my comfort episode of SGS
watching this in 2020 and gotta say, its just as entertaining now as it was like 2 and a half years ago, they really need to do this again some time in the future
This was HILARIOUS! Thank you, guys. Crendor has to join SGS again sometime.
I didn't know I wanted this and now I am so happy this is in my life.
The continuing laughing made me laugh continuously. Jesse's laugh is the best.
JESSE WHAT THE HELL??? This is hands down my favorite sgs video. I've never laughed harder in my life, especially at the end. Oh my god you guys are great! Crendor is a great guest with awful taste in games
LilNib to be fair I'm pretty sure you can't have good taste when you have 5 dollars to get 3 games
I'm pretty sure Crendor picked these knowing they'd be bad.
They laugh in Harmony. the blending is magnificent.
I love how Crendor just burst out in a full speed dash to kill the grizzly, a complete role reversal.
Basin? Basin! Basin? B A S I I I I N
Basin?!
Comedy....funny.....yeah
"Guys I don't want to alarm you, but there's a fifth presence in the room"
Crendor: "Hello"
2 minutes in, and the horror is the violence done to the English language.
lol - Why is the car in park on the main menu screen?
And all the doors ajar?
that car is so fast, even when its in park it goes 40 mph
Also all of the doors and the hatchback are open.
He's going real fast bois
This is literally the funniest video ever. Ever.
alexthebomber I thought it was too. Then I found de wae.
This was a fantastic idea, and i'm absolutely dying with laughter. :) SGS and Crendor are the best!
So good with Crendor there with you all :D
Crendor adds weirdness to any situation and makes it even more weird. And Alex doing the Russian bear pretending to be Mike's friend had me rolling.
It's like a family of hyenas and I love it.
Still die laughing over “midget bears” and “I call it mineral bitters” every single time I watch this video 🤣🤣
30 seconds in and Crendor is being Crendor. And please make this a returning segment. Like every Scary Game Squad episode Crendor chooses and joins for one game.
Love the new additions of Hyenas, great video :3
Oh my god, this is seriously beautiful, I can't even state how ecstatic I am at the mere PRESENCE of this video.
Laughed harder by each game. Stomach hurts, hahaha. Thanks for the laughs, guys!
I have no idea what's happening, but Crendor is here, so I love it
The lack of jumpscares preparing me for jumpscares was the scariest part of the game.
I say “my Umutsuzluk meter is too high. It is filling with despair and I will die” all the time because of this vod! 😂
I remember first watching and bracing myself for scares until it fade 😂😂
"Don't let the bar become full or you will become full of despair and die"
*Immediately starts laughing*
I guess that won't happen anytime soon.
Jeeeesus, I'm dying and it's only like 2 minutes in. Please for the love of all that is good make a series out of giving Crendor 5 dollars and seeing what he can buy with it. XD
"Don't touch a bear's ass, it'll explode and you'll die."
Clearly, these guys have not played Tekken.
That, and they are *NOT* Paul Phoenix
Crendor on Scary Game Squad??? I didn't know how badly I wanted this until now
You never know how much you want Crendor until he appears. He appears when you least expect (or want) him, and then leaves when you realize you want him most. Such is the way of the Crendor. I still remember that one completionist episode where Crendor just walked in. I'm still not sure if that was scripted or not because Jirard seemed genuinely unsure of what to do.
this is my comfort youtube video
The grizzly section still kills me.
I love this concept enough to have a revisit every month or three.
I wish they would do this again. Funniest video that I love to rewatch every now and then.
12:55 I am CRYING at the Nicolas Cage bit XD
48:45 Is still my favourite thing on this channel.
This is everything I imagined it to be and more.
I don't usually laugh this hard when watching by my self, but you really got me this time. Flawless execution you guys!
This needs to be a regular thing!
I'm only five minutes in and this is already the greatest SGS ever.
Crendor: *hey there midgets, it's me, ya boi*
I haven't been able to get Phantasm out of my head since this video first came out. I don't know why, but it just kept gnawing at the back of my mind so I finally found it and watched it for myself. As far as I can tell, the dev borrowed a lot from the movie, but changed the term for our dear antagonists from "dwarves" and put them in yellow raincoats instead of brown cloaks. Also the main characters in Phantasm aren't a naked woman, I have no idea why that's a thing. Regardless, what a wild adventure this video is. I'm glad Crendor's being given some more time to shine with Crendor Selects.
Finally! I've been waiting since forever for a Crendor SGS special!
That was the funniest episode... thank you!
"umutsuzluk" means "despair" in Turkish!
PLEASE have Crendor on Scary Games Squad again in the future.
This is easily one of the funniest episodes they've ever done.
How much money do I need to throw at you guys to get Crendor out there for another one of these?!
I just love any video with Jesse and Crendor.
indeed
Instead of non-content, Crendor spent $10 on high quality non-games. Well done sir
This entire video needs to be used in a best of the worst of the week
The 5 of y'all together is pure gold
I had such a shitty day, this was just what I needed right now guys. Thank you so much.
I'm surprised you guys got out of this without dying. I'm surprised I got through this video without dying. This was amazing. i don't think I've laughed this much for years. Holy hell.