yea nowaday trying the game is too much work for a lazy azz youtuber who make thousands of $$$$ im more on the technical side love to see real review even tho i know those drama youtubers are right about this sht game better have the youtubers who put effort having the ads money gg mate ..the powers in-game are good idea implemented in a cheap azz game it seem
For a second, I was worried that the main villain wasn't going to be a white cis male. Then upon finding out that Sweet Baby worked on this game, I'm glad to say my fears were put to rest 😂
The main villain is the only fucking white individual in this entire video, they are not even trying to be subtle! Edit: my bad there's the guy in the boat, I'm reassured xD
Here's my review of Unknown 9, if anyone is interested: "This game stars a character who, miraculously, is in a video game. The first thing you will notice is that you do actually play the whole game as this character, and for a select few people, this will not be a problem. The game plays like a lucid dream where you are running and stumbling around with no pants on, trying to catch something you can't see. Your failure to catch that thing in your dream results in fluish, cold sweats, anxiety, and the constant desire to have pants, so the people in your dream can't see your pale, cold buns. Once you have finally gotten the hang of the controls, you will realize the game is still going. This will result in the flu-like symptoms to return, as you pause the game, and get up to walk around a bit. Fortunately, at the 5-hour mark, you realize that things have improved - you realize you don't actually have to turn the game back on. Playing this game on your current settings will ensure that the game runs in frames-per-second, with a draw-distance, textures, and animations. This game was very designed, programmed, and is completely unburdened by pesky incentives, like satisfaction. Upon completing the game, you will find out exactly how much drain cleaner someone can stomach before drifting off." 9/700. Would recommend to prison inmates.
Didn't Earn It DEI is just a nice way of saying "Lets reward failure so that we can beat conservatives in the culture war". They don't mean for us to buy the game. It's the children they want to get to.
Fun fact in the original production they were only going to make the main bad guys white men. But people were like what’s going on here, so they quickly made some changes lol 😂 man I swear
This is the only actual gameplay I've seen of this game amongst all the hate reviewing lol, and I have to say, I wish I hadn't seen it. This is like 2005 level basicness. Great vid dude. EDIT: LOL the Elden Ring gameplay halfway through hahahaha killed me
2005-level of basicness? Bruh, even Splinter Cell Chaos Theory & Double Agent which released around those timeframes have waaay harder aesthetics, themes, storytelling, designs, sound designs, animations, stealths/actions scenes, enemy AIs, general programming and designs, on top of many more, it's kinda insulting to compare this to the Splinter Cell games and MGS3 + Portable Ops (not to mention MGS3 has excellent female characters' designs, personalities and story thematics to mesh and blend well together for the intended audiences that can grow proper from there)
nah, just look at the views... more people watched this video than played the game... i think its because your commentary is more fun that that game ever could be...
So the beginning of this game is a bit like Stellar Blade where you follow someone. Except in Stellar Blade you’re following your Squad Leader Taki through a battle field filled with mutants while everything is blowing up or on fire. Taki looks a bit better than generic game character’s Mum version ‘5’ as well. While having attractive characters is not as important as the game play but It said “we eat with our eyes”. It’s hard to enjoy a meal that looks like dog food and this game looks a gaming version of a Dog’s Dinner! Stellar blade, Hogwarts Legacy and Elden Ring all have something in common other than being great games. They are visually appealing with fantastic looking world and character design.
Honestly, even though it's looking kinda broken, if it weren't for the fact that SBI was involved, I might be interested in at least giving it a chance. Those a**holes have destroyed more than one of my favorite franchises now. I hope gamers everywhere can work together to bring down all this DEI bs.
Well Unknown 9 Awakening is being added to Radeon graphic cards and this boosts the sale numbers. Now they sold almost 5000 copies of this game thanks to this worldwide on all platforms. Less than 5000 copies sold - most with graphic cards. Such a success.
It peaked at less than 300 concurrent players on Steam. Even something like the latest Fears to Fathom game, that's an incredibly low budget 2 hour experience made by one guy, even that peaked at well over 1000 concurrent players. Let that sink in.
I like stealthing through a mission. Listening to gaurds bickering, getting in and out without anyone knowing. Like hitman, getting the kill without any evidence coming back to me is the best. But games should be built around the mechanic. If you are a superhero who can tank an army, stealth is unnecessary.
@ronnievaughn1257 women usually poison them. Stabbing in the back, traps and ambushes is how wars are fought against larger foes. Something American men have done for years.
It's to tack on shallow "muh gameplay options." Go all in like Thief or MGS or don't bother at all. I always hate when games treat stealth gameplay as an optional handicap instead of an actual necessity.
@@GameWithDave Yeah that's actually a great point! It's been nice to actually cover something that I can be myself with, instead of just guides all the time
@@GamingExploits They do sometimes from others haha and thank you I try to keep them simple and not clickbait hopefully we can find some new games to exploit soon. i was going to cover COD but online glitches get patched so quick now.
01:34 "what do we have here?" bro how much should i hear this every single time, this writer is so uncreative in writing, also nice video man, enjoyed it so much need more this is so good
I love the way you did this video lmfao! This was absolutely amazing! The game is about to open up its coat and show us what it's got but wrong! I lost my shit!
OH MY GOD THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE ELDEN RING GAMEPLAY!! My eyes were melting from the AAA PS2 grafics of the Unknown 9 players: Awakening to play this game
2:50 the Starfieldstare. Damn, am i glad there are soooo many Indie-Devs out there deserving my money. To bad my RTX3060 was only working hard in CP2077. IF i had knew how bad the gaming situation would be, i could had easyly stayed with my GTX960 for some more years.
Funny how the review was only 4 minutes long and the other half was Elden Ring, because that’s how long it took for everyone who played Unknown 9 to realize their patience and willpower to keep going disappeared while playing *DEI: A Sweet Baby Game*
So I started reading the comments first and thought people were memeing about Elden Ring, I unironically lol'd when you starting playing straight up ER footage lmao.
1. Elden Ring without music is interesting. 2. This video reminds me of how I used to think Dragon's Dogma 2 was a good game but then I played Elden Ring and realised what a crap game it really was.
I'll watchi this up until the end just to reward you for that awesome review.
Haha you sir are a true gentleman! Appreciate you!
yea nowaday trying the game is too much work for a lazy azz youtuber who make thousands of $$$$ im more on the technical side love to see real review even tho i know those drama youtubers are right about this sht game better have the youtubers who put effort having the ads money gg mate ..the powers in-game are good idea implemented in a cheap azz game it seem
Not even skipping commercials!
Same here, the honesty was appreciated, now I'll check out your skills ☺️
"This is where the game got really fun, cuz I loaded up Elden Ring.." ROFL
😂😂
Awarded a like for this.
And I watched till the end, it’s impressive how the boss fights in Unknown 9 looks fun as if it wasn’t Elden Ring.
OMG Best in game review comment Everrrrrrrrr !! 🤣🤣☠
Bro, that took me out haha.
@@GamingExploits You're an evil man 🤣🤣
Ironically this is both the most sarcastic review i have ever seen, as well as the review Unknown 9 actually deserves
Haha appreciate the comment man!
For a second, I was worried that the main villain wasn't going to be a white cis male. Then upon finding out that Sweet Baby worked on this game, I'm glad to say my fears were put to rest 😂
Handsome Jack in his worst role yet
Yeah, same hahaha They dont even try to hide it anymore.
The main villain is the only fucking white individual in this entire video, they are not even trying to be subtle!
Edit: my bad there's the guy in the boat, I'm reassured xD
Eew let's all decide not to keep the word "cis" around in the zeitgeist any longer than it has to be.
i hope he is british
I always wanted to play as an Indian woman with a supernatural ability to crush walls, this is perfect 10/10
Haven't we all! Wall crushing and turning invisible for 2 seconds are my dream super powers
This is my dream role play opportunity 😂😂
This is what DEI hive minds dream up.
😂😂
so every game just needs to be a white protagonist?
@@lutfy198104 you’re as tone deaf as game journalists. And it’s folks like you that race bait and cause division.
This is the best elden ring review
Hahaha thanks man 😂
This game was so Unknown, I didn't even know it existed until it released, and I've already mostly forgotten about it.
Yeah I don’t think I remember even seeing an ad for it haha
I had heard about it before but completely forgot about it until now.
Do I have to play the previous 8 Unknown games to understand it?
@@Maartwo I highly recommend at least playing Unknown 7: The Unkownening and Unknown 8: Unknown McUnknownface first
ign 7/10 is the chief kiss.
Haha thanks man
Actually, IGN gave this game a 5/10 !
5 is still tho @gbnq2513 in what way is this game average? This is below avg
@@gbnq2513 IGN latinamerica still gave it a 7 lol
Seems pretty generous.. @@gbnq2513
Here's my review of Unknown 9, if anyone is interested:
"This game stars a character who, miraculously, is in a video game. The first thing you will notice is that you do actually play the whole game as this character, and for a select few people, this will not be a problem. The game plays like a lucid dream where you are running and stumbling around with no pants on, trying to catch something you can't see. Your failure to catch that thing in your dream results in fluish, cold sweats, anxiety, and the constant desire to have pants, so the people in your dream can't see your pale, cold buns.
Once you have finally gotten the hang of the controls, you will realize the game is still going. This will result in the flu-like symptoms to return, as you pause the game, and get up to walk around a bit. Fortunately, at the 5-hour mark, you realize that things have improved - you realize you don't actually have to turn the game back on.
Playing this game on your current settings will ensure that the game runs in frames-per-second, with a draw-distance, textures, and animations. This game was very designed, programmed, and is completely unburdened by pesky incentives, like satisfaction. Upon completing the game, you will find out exactly how much drain cleaner someone can stomach before drifting off."
9/700. Would recommend to prison inmates.
“9/700 would recommend to prison inmates” should be something IGN uses from now on 😂😂
Its almost like DEI cant make games. And only ruin them
Maybe the sequel will save it 😅
@@GamingExploits Hope springs eternal.
true the AI look really REALLY BAD
Didn't
Earn
It
DEI is just a nice way of saying "Lets reward failure so that we can beat conservatives in the culture war".
They don't mean for us to buy the game. It's the children they want to get to.
They admit that the goal is to burn gaming industry to the ground
Fun fact in the original production they were only going to make the main bad guys white men. But people were like what’s going on here, so they quickly made some changes lol 😂 man I swear
Is that true? 😂 holy crap
yeah that would fit, it looked like the latest brown saviour media where Whitey is always the bad guy and only darky is good and smart
This is the only actual gameplay I've seen of this game amongst all the hate reviewing lol, and I have to say, I wish I hadn't seen it. This is like 2005 level basicness. Great vid dude. EDIT: LOL the Elden Ring gameplay halfway through hahahaha killed me
Haha I appreciate the kind words man! And I do agree with the 2005 comment!
2005-level of basicness?
Bruh, even Splinter Cell Chaos Theory & Double Agent which released around those timeframes have waaay harder aesthetics, themes, storytelling, designs, sound designs, animations, stealths/actions scenes, enemy AIs, general programming and designs, on top of many more, it's kinda insulting to compare this to the Splinter Cell games and MGS3 + Portable Ops (not to mention MGS3 has excellent female characters' designs, personalities and story thematics to mesh and blend well together for the intended audiences that can grow proper from there)
"Stop running franchises! Just make your own original stuff!"
This is strong evidence on why they don't do that. They can't.
😂😂
nah, just look at the views...
more people watched this video than played the game... i think its because your commentary is more fun that that game ever could be...
Hahaha this is both funny and a lovely comment, thank you!
So the beginning of this game is a bit like Stellar Blade where you follow someone. Except in Stellar Blade you’re following your Squad Leader Taki through a battle field filled with mutants while everything is blowing up or on fire. Taki looks a bit better than generic game character’s Mum version ‘5’ as well.
While having attractive characters is not as important as the game play but It said “we eat with our eyes”. It’s hard to enjoy a meal that looks like dog food and this game looks a gaming version of a Dog’s Dinner! Stellar blade, Hogwarts Legacy and Elden Ring all have something in common other than being great games. They are visually appealing with fantastic looking world and character design.
Very well said!
"everything you'd expect and less" :D
Someone give this man a well-deserved prize: Awakening DLC.
Nooooo you’ll never make me play more!!! I’ll delete my channel if I have to
Even Raid Shadow Legends sounds interesting than this Unknown game.
😂😂
Honestly, even though it's looking kinda broken, if it weren't for the fact that SBI was involved, I might be interested in at least giving it a chance. Those a**holes have destroyed more than one of my favorite franchises now. I hope gamers everywhere can work together to bring down all this DEI bs.
Trust me, regardless of the SBI stuff, it’s just a bad game, and isn’t fun at all
@@GamingExploits That's a shame honestly. It's kinda soul crushing where the gaming industry is right now.
Wow, this game is trash 🗑
It definitely wasn’t my kind of game haha
It's for modern audience, we don't expect anything good from this BS.
I second that statement 🥸
THE MODERN AUDIENCE LIKED IT BUT WE DON'T BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE TRASH
Second half of the review is where things start to really shine! Thanks for the thoughtful and funny review!
Haha I’m glad you enjoyed it!
Most sarcastic review of 24. The Elden ring bit broke me 😂
Haha I’m glad you enjoyed it man!
Well Unknown 9 Awakening is being added to Radeon graphic cards and this boosts the sale numbers.
Now they sold almost 5000 copies of this game thanks to this worldwide on all platforms.
Less than 5000 copies sold - most with graphic cards. Such a success.
😂😂
@@GamingExploitstechically not sold but bundled aka free gift. Still didnt count for much I reckon. Wallet voters have spoken.
Almost clicked off but then at the 4 min mark, you hooked me . Thanks
Hahaha glad you liked it
It peaked at less than 300 concurrent players on Steam. Even something like the latest Fears to Fathom game, that's an incredibly low budget 2 hour experience made by one guy, even that peaked at well over 1000 concurrent players. Let that sink in.
Damn, that’s crazy
dunno what everyones fetish is with stealth games. i hate that mechanic. give her a gun and it could be a pretty game. but this is stupid.
I grew up playing MGS and Splinter Cell and loved them, but when games like this shoehorn “stealth” in, it feels gross
Woman would rather stab an enemy in the back, from the shadows. Men confront, and overcome.
I like stealthing through a mission. Listening to gaurds bickering, getting in and out without anyone knowing. Like hitman, getting the kill without any evidence coming back to me is the best. But games should be built around the mechanic. If you are a superhero who can tank an army, stealth is unnecessary.
@ronnievaughn1257 women usually poison them. Stabbing in the back, traps and ambushes is how wars are fought against larger foes. Something American men have done for years.
It's to tack on shallow "muh gameplay options." Go all in like Thief or MGS or don't bother at all. I always hate when games treat stealth gameplay as an optional handicap instead of an actual necessity.
The intro reminds me - Do you guys remember intro tutorial for Blood Dragon? Also - remember when Ubisoft games where good...
I am so old... 😢
Blood Dragon had my favorite tutorial of all time
Oh man what a great tutorial that was!!
0:02 Sorry, my face is tired from dealing with… everything
😂😂😂
You made a review of this game entertaining. I'm subbed, don't ever stop!
Thanks so much man! New video in this series coming on Saturday :)
When the delivery guy came to my house with my copy, I asked him to put it straight in the bin.
Not even the bin wanted it 😂
Lol
i died at "IGN 7/10" can you cover my funeral expenses
😂😂😂
Nice review mate, I got a good chuckle out of the Elden Ring part xD
Thanks man! Haha glad you liked it
Dude I discovered you just now and insta subscribed after this video. You're hilarious. Keep up the amazing work
Ah I really appreciate that thanks so much!
look at that those character models this is some rockstar levels of fucken detail 🤯
😂😂
I rate this video 7/10
Haha appreciate you
Video good review mate you should do more reviews in between game releases.
Thanks so much man I appreciate that! I’ve got another one in this new review series coming out tomorrow haha
@@GamingExploits Yeah it is a perfect idea mate and great for consistent search views on the channel.
@@GameWithDave I checked out your channel man, I'm a big fan of the thumbnails! I'm surprised that guy wasn't stealing your thumbnails too haha
@@GameWithDave Yeah that's actually a great point! It's been nice to actually cover something that I can be myself with, instead of just guides all the time
@@GamingExploits They do sometimes from others haha and thank you I try to keep them simple and not clickbait hopefully we can find some new games to exploit soon. i was going to cover COD but online glitches get patched so quick now.
LOL, I had a long day at work and this just made my day. Thanks for the amazing review!
I’m glad I could make your long day a little better :)
@@GamingExploits I can’t wait for the Dragon Age/Black Myth Wukong mashup review.
That IGN 7/10 score just got you my sub lmao Pure class review, my friend lol
Hahaha thanks man, I really appreciate that!
Now I have terminal stage of eye nerve inflamation.
If this is future of gaming, I'm returning to old games.
😂😂 me too man
This had me grinning throughout haha great writing, very cheeky and I liked it more than I expected.
I’m glad you enjoyed it! And thank you for the lovely comment :)
3 minutes in and this video already changed my life. Thank you Gaming Exploits! 🥰
Haha thank you for the comment man!!
LOL... That conclusion was outstanding. Very similar to my experience with Outlaws.
Haha thanks! Yeah I didn’t bother with that game, it looks how this feels haha
@@GamingExploits Oh, I assure you, it also feels how that feels. Lots and lots of feels.
i really hope this have makes morbillion dollars so that I can play unknown 10 when it comes out
I hope you’ve played unknown 1 to 8 😂
BROOOOO, That switch was brilliant, masterful. Kudos to you 🔥 LOL
Haha thanks so much man!
This was a funny review. Great video. Had me laughing the whole way thru.
Haha I appreciate that man!
Mozambique Drill type ah review. Nice job man.
Haha thanks man!
that climbing animation is chef's kiss lol
😂😂
thats the review we were all asking for but didn't knew we needed, good one 👍😂
Haha that’s so nice thank you!
01:34 "what do we have here?" bro how much should i hear this every single time, this writer is so uncreative in writing, also nice video man, enjoyed it so much need more this is so good
Haha tell me about it man! Thanks so much :)
I love the way you did this video lmfao! This was absolutely amazing! The game is about to open up its coat and show us what it's got but wrong! I lost my shit!
Haha thanks man, I’m glad you liked it!
Great review got my sub
Thank you man!!
Her: it was Vincent.
Also her: Who's Vincent?!
😂
😂😂
Thank you, That was Informative, interesting, entertaining and Yes - fun in Elden Ring! SO glad you survived Radahn
Thanks so much! I’m glad you enjoyed it :)
I love it when games know what theyre good at (chasing sequences) and stick to it
Haha exactly man! Give us 30 hours of chasing sequences and we’re all happy!
OH MY GOD THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE ELDEN RING GAMEPLAY!! My eyes were melting from the AAA PS2 grafics of the Unknown 9 players: Awakening to play this game
Hahaha happy to help
Ahahahahahahah , literally the best part of the game was putting it down !! Omg😂 Awooo , you crack me up.
Hahaha I really appreciate this!
You won yourself a subscriber bro 😁
Haha appreciate you man!
Best review I’ve seen so far
Haha appreciate this
Great Rewiew That Not known getting nice i mean noice thanks you got yourself a good sub sir
Haha thanks so much! And thank you for the sub good sir
The electric guitar background really made the video. Top tier.
Haha glad you liked it
Awesome game! What level are you? And what the hell was the intro of some 2004 dogpoo in the first 3 mints?
Hahaha amazing 😂 that got me!!
Also I’m max level haha
Excellent video, sir. And a well fought battle at the end. This is truly the best way to play Unknown 9.
Haha thank you man!
Not only fair, but down right complimentary.
Haha thanks!
On sarcasm and witt in all its glory. Well done Sir....Well done.
I appreciate you good sir, thank you
Well, Unknown 9 makes the 7 and agree with you. I guess I can always pull out my old N64 and play the games of my childhood.
Ooh can’t go wrong with N64!!
4:05 😂😂😂
Congrats you just earned my sub😊
Appreciate you!!
Got us in the first half, not gonna lie.
😂😂
subscribed, this was really funny.
Thanks so much for the sub and nice comment man!
This game made me practice my crouch animation IRL.
😂😂😂
That's the longest sarcastic video I've ever watched! Lol
Haha thanks for watching!
The ad states “Stepping is empowering!”. Didn’t know what it meant, until now seeing it’s literally taking away someone else’s free will 😂
Haha exactly
For a sec I thought this was paid for, but after forcing myself to keep watching, it was honest review and u won me with every second passing
Damn, I wish it was paid for! Haha thanks for sticking with it man!
2:50 the Starfieldstare.
Damn, am i glad there are soooo many Indie-Devs out there deserving my money. To bad my RTX3060 was only working hard in CP2077. IF i had knew how bad the gaming situation would be, i could had easyly stayed with my GTX960 for some more years.
The starfield stare 😂😂
This was one of the best reviews I've seen 😂
Thanks so much man!
Does chosing "top scar" give you a permanent "trigger dps" buff?
Possibly?
Funniest vid I’ve watched all day 😆 subd.
Haha I appreciate that man!
Man, the 9 unknown people who bought this will be mad
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For anyone who bought Unknown9, please can you comment below so we can get you the help that you need.
😂😂😂
Funny how the review was only 4 minutes long and the other half was Elden Ring, because that’s how long it took for everyone who played Unknown 9 to realize their patience and willpower to keep going disappeared while playing *DEI: A Sweet Baby Game*
😂😂
Wow. The game really picks up from 4:20. The graphics and combat😘👌
Haha glad you think so 😂
Most optimistic reviev of this game I've seen so far
Optimistic? Haha
"How good was Awakening?"
"Half of my video is Elden Ring"
"Oh...."
Hahaha says it all
big potential in you brother, your humour is very not ordinary
Haha I really appreciate that!
This deserved a sub.
Thanks a lot man :)
You are right! Unknown 9 : Awakening DID make Elden Ring better - and I didn't think that was even possible! GoTY!
Haha glad you agree!
Its Ma'am Solo all over again.
😂😂
I'm waiting for eldin ring to go on sale with the dlcs. This was an awesome review, especially the last 4 minutes or so. Subbed.
The dlc is great man! Haha thanks so much man
@@GamingExploits Can't wait 💯
This gives me "one pain lessens another" vibes
😂😂
So I started reading the comments first and thought people were memeing about Elden Ring, I unironically lol'd when you starting playing straight up ER footage lmao.
Haha it’s the best way to play this game!
This is the greatest game review I've ever seen.
Haha I appreciate that!
Bawzzzzzzz,! 😂😂😂 Subbed best laugh I've had all week
Haha thanks so much man!
Games like this manage to do the impossible - make me appreciate Ubisoft games lol
Loooool
The latter half of this review is actually just clips of Elden Ring. Bro, I can't... 😭😂That was too funny.
Haha I’m glad you liked it!
The desperation of poking Radahn...
I can relate
Haha you gotta do what you gotta do
Not gonna lie, the twist at the end was good!
Haha appreciate the comment!
NGL, I thought the elden ring part was just going to be a little bit part before returning to the review. Man actually played through a boss though 😂
😂😂😂
Thank You FromSoftware
Haha agreed
Great review
Thanks! Great comment!
Unknown 9 is truly the game of all time.
Agreed
1. Elden Ring without music is interesting.
2. This video reminds me of how I used to think Dragon's Dogma 2 was a good game but then I played Elden Ring and realised what a crap game it really was.
You know I kinda liked Dragons Dogma 2, but yeah I agree it doesn’t even slightly compare to Elden Ring
This review really picked up around the 4:24 point.
😂😂😂