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- The big game brings more than just the guys together. [Season 42, 2017]
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Vanessa Bayer: I HAVE AN IDEA FOR ANOTHER TOTINO'S AD
I refuse to upvote this
from 69
I mean damn, the question is who HASN'T made out (or at least a peck) with Vanessa??
@@samahita-vca me, unfortunately
@@samahita-vca I was just thinking about that. When Miley Cyrus tried to she freaked out.
m.ua-cam.com/video/qHte_B-zKGc/v-deo.html
Between this and the Christmas Ryan Gosling sketch I think Vanessa made it her goal to just make out with every hot host she could
“what’s your name?” “i’ve never had one” absolute best line
That's so deep . She don't even remember it ! And her husband don't even turn back and look at her . 😢
Yasssss!!!
it should have been, "honey you can call me anything you want" I'll be your lover or geisha, I'll be your *itch when we get it on together"
@@girlwalkerII The point of her not having a name is to dial in the point that the ads are so sexist, they don't even name the main female character.
She doesn't have a name.In all the Totinos series she was never given a name 😂.The husband calls her Babe and they're the "hungry guys"
I lost it when she started speaking French, and when I realized this wasn't a separate room but like six feet from the couch. =)
Sense Locke I know I lost it when they cut to the guys and the music stopped and you could hear the game narrating.
Sense Locke I lost it at the lip bite thing she did when they were shooting water at each other. I AM DEAD.
Sense Locke it caught me off guard since I'm French.
I was like they speak the language of my people😂😂
No, but I have loads of gay friends, family, and coworkers. I changed my icon to celebrate when the Supreme Court made their ruling last year, and haven't changed it since.
It just shows the asshole boys are so busy watching the game, they don't realize the shit that is going on behind their asses.
I love how the light suddenly got brighter as the wife saw Sabine. She truly found her Totino.
Better. She found freedom.
That was beautiful, tears in my eyes 😂
The hottest segment ever on SNL ❤🎉
They seem like really close friends. It’s nice to see gals being pals.
Cheeky Breeky420 This comment is underrated.
Jessica Brinson that's cuz it was made just a week ago
give it time the comment will blow up
What’s better than this, huh? Gals bein’ pals.
This comment will go viral. Its powerful, irreverent, stunning and beautiful all in one.
Best joke of the skit: "I'm Sabine. What's your name?" ... "I... I've never had one." They've done this Totinos bit for 3 years, and her character never had a name.
It's "honey"...
So it's literal then :D
Brian Price lmao
I'VE BEEN AROUND SINCE SHOW ONE AND I STILL DON'T HAVE A NAME
I mean, even her husband has a name lol. And even their nonexistent daughter!
let’s be honest, this is not the first time we’ve watched this sketch and it will not be the last
We're all still trying to find our Totino
I come back every once in a while to remind myself what a masterpiece looks like
My roman empire
@@yousuckatcookingTrue that. Not to mention the soundtrack❤
I mean I keep coming back. Wonder why! 😂
the best part of this is the one lady in the studio audience who gets it right away
I know! I heard that giggle and immediately thought "ah, okay" 👩❤️💋👩
That was Kate McKinnon 😂
@@isabelhoch3713 wait rly? How do u know
@@cookiescello nah I was joking lmao
I’m just now noticing the ha Ha HA HAAA
This is the sort of sexual tension I imagine in my head when I say hi to anyone.
Do u say hi alot ?
Why think that? You only say hi to attractive people?
Weeb
@@thomasz4684 no I'm a weeb >:D
And the music... love me, stranger!
When she started speaking in French, I lost it 😂
karlation37 same 😂😂😂
Moi aussi...!
I think they predicted Portrait of a Lady on Fire . . . . . but with Totino's
Moi aussi😂
You are are a monster if you only laugh until that part.
I love how at 2:29 you see that the kitchen isn't even separated from the living room they are literally right behind the guys.
no shit sherlock
“They’re gonna punt.”
But it's already shown that, from the very beginning before Kristen even gets there, you see that she's just standing behind the couch. There's not a separate room or anything
@@DetectiveTrupo203 But the edit is what makes it great, we're cutting back to a wide shot of "reality" without the romantic lens flares and color grading. Great example of comedic editing.
the HUNGRY guys*
“I should bring these out”
“No, stay with me”
“....but, what about my hungry guys”
”What are you hungry for?”
@@elmagnificodep I also watched the video!
Paperclip Cool story! I was continuing the conversation of the OP. You must be fun at parties.
*violin music intensifies*
elmagnificodep lmao
When she started speaking french 😂 😂 I can't, this is so brilliant
catarina wyers right??? i lost it there
I feel like this is the best advertising Totinos will ever get
No you don't
The totinos song might beat it out.
Unless they're a conservative company
that is where you're wrong ua-cam.com/video/2lPX5b9m7ro/v-deo.html
This is the only advertising Totinos will ever need
I remember when my friends and I saw this on TV, they were all laughing pretty hard, but I had to step away and hide the fact that tears were flowing from my eyes over a comedy skit that happened to touched my heart.
I had to do that for Kia Sorento commercial once, so... it could be worse?
I know. How is this so beautiful? Is there just so little decent representation of anything but straight love that anything good is overwhelming?
This skit...is your Totino.
You need help.
It is weirdly wholesome and sweet
Just like new Dessert Totino's, now available in your supermarket freezer section!
"But... what about my hungry guys" was the lease appreciated line in this awesome short.
I agree. So good! Because that's a woman's place, right? To take care of the guys...
@SelfReflective Haha you're a jackass
SelfReflective no cuz it was funny
SelfReflective you're less bright than a broken light
The Namez Butt Jangles
No because it was the whole point omfg
I come back here every now and then just because this is art.
Suuure... That's why...
Lmfaoooo same 😆😆😭
art, obviously
@@heydeanie yes for research purposes only
@@carmengogeidnas9670 lmaooooooooooo!! I myself have researched the crap outta this video lol
The Portrait of a Totino on Fire
The movie probably took inspiration from this skit..lol
Totino is the Warmest Colour
LMAO
Underrated comment.
the totino
One of my favorite comment ever
I've never seen Kristen Stewart with this much romantic chemistry, she's like a whole new person here.
She's good in things that aren't twilight
Agreed I always hear how dead she is in the eyes and how she's wooden I've never seen her more alive she was like a lightning bolt.
@@Mntguy-nr9vl right? Her eye acting here is insane. The way she trailed her eyes up and down at Vanessa when she said "what are you hungry for?" was filled with so much yearning.
I take it you’ve never seen her in Adventureland.
Agreed. Might be something to it lol
The 3 things that kill me every time in this scene:
1) "I.. I've never had one" 😂
2) Them playing handsy for no reason, mindlessly shuffling around a full tin of pizza rolls 😂😂
3) the cutaway to them soaking wet mere feet away from the hungry guys 😂😂😂
Cutting to them smoking too. Absolute gold
Not the part where they started speaking french? hahaha
And the sudden change of language 😂
Also when she's asks her "what about my hungry guys" all quietly cracks me up every time
About point 2. This seems to be a recurring happening in Lesbian Dramas. They made fun of the same trope in the parody of Portrait of a Lady on Fire called "Lesbian Period Drama."
This added 10 years to my lifespan
And 10 inches to my pants span ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
D. P. I'm weak 😂😂😂
Lieutenant Thalia Same.
Haaa then 10 yar ea.........aw damn! Screwed it up
legend has it the guy died while bleeding from nose
Can we just appreciate that amazing cinematography
AGÁPĒ
Yes it’s amazing
For real tho...love the filter and light placement..the French was a very nice touch
Yes!! I know right!!!♥️♥️♥️♥️😍
What cinematography, I just want to see the sex scene.
👏👏
I personally think totino's owes them about a million dollars cuz this is like the greatest commercial I've ever seen in my goddamn life.
UK viewer here. Only just realised Totino is an actual brand.
They probably paid SNL to do this. They place a lot of brands in their sketches as a way to appease corporate and their need for advertising money while cutting down the number of commercials while they air
The music too
Totinos aren't sold in my country but damn if this ad didn't make me want to buy some
Ikr lmao
When we say "We want more pride advertising", THIS is what we mean, not some rainbow colored logos!
Makes sense. When I want a party Mexican style, I expect tacos, birria, tequila, aguas frescas, mariachi, etc, actual representative examples of it.
I don't expect a room painted in red white and green.
@@unusuario5173 that’s actually a good way to put it
I love erotic too
@@jakeevans9746 this is why your mother doesn’t love you
@@gracedewbre6117 It’s actually the opposite. Just coz you don’t receive any love from your mom doesn’t mean u need to claim it for others.
Commented before, but I just realized, Vanessa Bayer's plaid shirt has the same design as Beck's, adding to the imagery that The Wife was just there as an extension to the husband and the removal of her shirt in the skit symbolizes her getting own identity... or maybe they just wanted twinning shirts idk.
Excellent observation.
Also the hand that Kristen touched was the one with the ring finger symbolizing infidelity nawwwww
@Salvador Vidrio Or just English 10
OK but you're probably reading too much into it.
Rohml thats deep
I know this is a joke but considering this is more well made than any recent lesbian media, Ive watched this 100 times and cried
M M that’s so sad. We need more lesbian media ASAP. How about hey revive The L word?
You guys are missing out the last few years have been awesome for representation!
Oh same sister. Same 😭
Same, I find this more romantic than it is funny, I love Kristen SOOOOO MUCH!!! 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️
blue is the warmest color. u r welcome
Totino Is The Warmest Colour
Alistair Drennan 😂😂😂😂😂
Alistair Drennan so accurate
Bruh...
"I got that reference!!"
😂😂😂 YESS
Fun fact: There's no sound editing from 0:51 onwards. Melancholy piano music automatically plays whenever Kristen Stewart sees another woman.
However much Totinos is paying for this advertising isn’t enough.
Why does this have no comments
Pennywise the dancing Clown it’s cursed, the v. o. i. d. takes them.
Choomah Lezly today its just a comment, next week its scp-1480 "the cursed comment"
Tostitos con queso
No it is not
This is the most transcendent sketch I've ever seen. I keep coming back to it and I laugh and cry every time.
Same. Every now and then I’m like “ I need Tostitos and Sabine.”
transcedent. that's the word
I love when they burst into french randomly just to affirm the joke
Not to mention it's "translated". Vanessa's character says "I sense (externally) that we are only the two people on Earth", not "I feel like we are the only two people on Earth".
They were I’m pretty sure mocking portrait of a lady on fire.
@Dhi Mancini The "feel" in this case refers to emotion. It's intransitive. Sense is directed at external stimulus (transitive).
@S C SC is right. Désolé Allan. Bien tenté.
@@eeka_gymenez4053 portrait wasnt released then lmfao. its an amazing movie btw
I really really hope Kristen Stewart was allowed to keep (and frame) the pencil drawing of her holding the totino XD
Real Romantic Masterpiece!
“What about my hungry guys?”
“What are YOU hungry for?”
Damn, this is kinda life-changing
Haha I thought the same 🥺😄
Dis PUSS-
mood
It's deep that No Name realized there's more to life than hungry guys... For real...
@@heydeanie No Name hahah
This is so unabashedly gay and hilarious and I am hERE FOR IT
Between this sketch and the "Kellyanne Conway" Chicago sketch, I think it's clear the SNL deities have figured us out, and I am v happy about it.
AksentNetharia got the first part right
AksentNetharia same😅
Ok
gay woman/lesbian are the same thing. lol
This is false advertising. I bought totinos and I'm still not making out with Kristen Stewart
No, but you do have hungry guys at home
what about Vanessa? She is hot also
Same here! Class action suit here we come. 😠😁
sue them
How dare they😂
“Portrait of a Lady on Fire” was definitely inspired by this masterpiece.
LMFAOOOO
The skit was actually better & it only took 3 minutes out of my life.
The random switch to French dialogue is a comedy genius, very funny sketch
It’s bad French too, it’s even more comedic
It was mocking the constant release of foreign-language lesbian love stories being released into cinemas almost monthly at the time
@@carclain123 "almost monthly"
Well, you can't say they didn't know their audience.
He’s always asking were are the Totinos but they never ask how are the totinos😔😔
Lol stfu 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He trusted her, that's the thing.
WHY ARE TOTINOS
catra 😶
Hey Catra~
The way they shot this was actually super beautiful. The camera quality, background music and French speaking made me think I was watching a mainstream romantic movie.
Alex Rojas but with totinos
Bet you’ve seen your fair share of romantic movies
Satire
Comedy that pretends to be real
The normal scene where they film the guys and the girls are just normally in the background is what really got me haha
@@HeyDonutJudge same
0:52 "Aaahahaa"
lady knew what was about to go down.
The french part killed me... 😂
PAHAHAHAHA I WAS LIKE HOLD UP....What??!!!!
I feel like the French part might have been slightly referencing Blue is the Warmest Color but I could be wrong
@@macyroseallen Oh it's definitely referencing it. There are many clear homages to it in this. lol
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
😄right like, what all of a sudden you're both fluent in French
Super bowl ads get more creative every year
So creative its going to Cannes apparently.
The problem is they're running out of ideas 😂
This was better than all of the Super Bowl ads sadly
ERBOCH - This year's crop of Super Bowl commercials was extremely weak.
I never even watch commercials, Super Bowl or not. Most of them suck shit.
I can confirm that this is how all lesbian relationships start.
Facts
Totino’s do be making lesbian relationships happen
Lol. True.
As a male I can confirm this
I’m sorry, but I’ve never had ANY of my straight relationships seem this magical. No French, no pizza rolls, no naked making out in the middle of a football game. What am I doing wrong?
0:51 THE WOMANS LAUGH IN THE BACKGROUND LMFAOOO “a-ha-ha-HA”
oh she knew
@@McKillaboy she perfectly knew
@@Ivosferatus And she just loved it.
My sexuality is Kristen Stewart saying “no, stay with me”
It's funny, I always thought of Kristen as a Totino.
@@SuperChuckRaney Bottino+Totino as well
this...😭😭
she genuinely sounded like bella on that line though 💀
@@chx0s.gu1t4rist and?
Whenever I see Kristen Stewart I forget my name too.
Her character never had a name in the previous Totinos skits
Same. Lol
@@karlation37 previous totino skits?? I’m heading straight to the search bar
She's ugly
@@gerRule yeah, Vanessa is amazing in all of them. Enjoy!
This will probably be Vanessa's last season. Which is a shame because I want to see how many times she can reinvent this commercial
Why do you think it will be her last?
Murad Diab why is it her last season?
Susanna H SNL cast members get signed for seven years. This is her seventh season. Some stay longer but with the minimal screen time she's getting I don't imagine she will. Just my guess
SNL performers typically sign on for seven years.
That's sad. I love these
2023. Still coming back to watch this video -- one of the best skits ever made by SNL. 🤣
2024. yep.
Passion. Love. Gayness.
*Totinos.*
damn, I'm convinced
Artemis Flowers 😂😂😂😂
*hard cut*
Totinos.
Artemis Flowers Trademarked. 😆
good one!
I love how they added cannes film festival logo at the end.
but please unredle me this, what's with the fake laughs? why WHY
They are not fake
@@josedavila they aren't fake, there's a live audience
@@josedavila have you ever heard the concept of A LIVE AUDIENCE?!?
One of my new all-time favorite SNL segments. I literally screamed when they started speaking French. I'm gonna miss Vanessa so much; she was so underestimated, and one of my favorite cast members.
Keaton Delmar Johns no more Totinos commercials 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Matt C she left SNL at the end of last season sadly
why did she leave??
Why she is leaving
Sena Alice her contract is up
Why is this kind of genuinely touching, as well as hysterical?
the violin crescendo cracks me UP
Lmaooo had to watch again to appreciate it
I love how Vanessa always ends up making out with the hot guests she's my icon
I feel sorry for her husband on the nights after they shoot sketches like this.
@@mloftin6472 pretty sure she doesn't have a husband
@@luciaz5249 oh no! So they got a divorce because if this sketch?
@@mloftin6472 yeah it's pretty sad that it turned out this way
@@luciaz5249 but what about her hungry guys?
Vanessa Bayer is actually a real good actress. The way she switched from dumb wife to passionate lover.
Not to downplay Vanessa Bayer but switching between roles is literally an actors job.
And, she looks good doing it.
I believe comedic actors are the better actors. It takes a lot to not break character in a comedy vs a drama
She's soooo underrated! I don't think any of the other female cast members could have pulled off this skit the way she did. It would have been less funny with Kate in it honestly because we all know she's gay and part of the joke is a cooped up housewife falling in love with a French girl over Totinos
The Santa Claus one with Vanessa and Ryan Gosling is one of my absolute favourites
Omg I couldn’t stop laughing when it cuts to Kristin hugging Vanessa from behind and when she says they’re the only two on earth then it shows the whole living room with them right behind the hungry guys. Lmao!!
the first time i saw this sketch was with my mother. it was simultaneously the best and worst experience of my life.
Oh god that's hilarious I'm so sorry 🤣 I have watched this many times, never even in the same room as my parents. I'm out to them and yet I still remove this from my watch history 🤦♀️
Ouch sorry bro
I saw it with my mom too! And I was closeted at the time so I was internally screaming
Oooh... Been there with like the season of American Horror Story w the female couple & I'm like thinking " uhhh uhhhh please don't ask questions now... " Lol
This is a reason I never watched anything “adult themed” with my folks lol.
0:52 ahhahHAHAAA
That lady in the crowd knows what's up.
Yup lol
aaaaHHahaaHaha
LMAO
Does this mean if I buy totinos I'll get a girlfriend
I hope you find your Totino.
Nope... you'll just get Hungry Guys
they dont sell em here in europoorland
yeah For sure😂✌
It's a waiting game. First you get married to a guy who likes football, and whose friends also likes football, then start slowly losing yourself to the monotony of making totinos for years upon years until you forget even your name. Only then will a woman come in and awaken not only your heart, but your ability to speak french.
This is a CLASSIC. I come back to it very often and laugh my ASS OFF IN TEARS, everytime.
You and I come here for different reasons then
I still can't get over the fact that she caressing her face with a fuckin totino :D
RIGHT HAHA
And she loves it
It looks like a regular totino to me.
@@John_C_J not with that attitude!
You know that her face wasn't the only place that Totino went.
So if I eat Totinos I'll finally be able to gain the courage to date a girl? Perfect.
Lmao I got totinos, we should hang out🤣😂😭
@Lily Goforth 🤣🤣believe it or not, its the final solution
I'm pretty sure the more you eat the higher the chances!
@@christianstachl I’ll take 15 boxes then!
@@not_obsidian
Me too...for breakfast!
Kristen rocks the biker lesbian look. She is so hot in this.
Agreed! I already like the biker look, and I already like Kristen Stewart, but the two together? DAAAAAMMMNNN.
She is hot anywhere.
@@rupiter2008 You speak the truth.
This is her best work, to date
This is her best work, to date
I am Italian and I have watched this ad probably a 100 times. Please tell me that these Totinos are at least half as good as this sketch. If so, then they must taste like heaven 😂
Drama, tension, romance, I predict 100 % on Rotten Tomatoes.
Rotten Totinos*
Just Rotten.
Just Totinos.
thecoolestguyinthecommentsectiNot as fresh as the tomatoes in a Totinos brand Pizza Roll
it's already got a seal of approval from Cannes...
"I've never had (a name)."
This is brilliant. She's saying that, up until that moment, she had only been a nameless character who only exists in relation to her "hungry guys".
Her awakening isn't only sexual, or emotional. Hers is an awakening of being.
I'm not sure that even the creators realize fully what they managed to create here. :D
Coda Gardner Nicely done!
"World" does not simply mean an empirical space, but an existential and phenomenological space. As she existed in relation to her "hungry guys," she was the In-Itself, but through Sabine she not only discovers that she is a For-Itself, but simultaneously that the world of possibilities and authenticity exists. She speaks truly: at that moment they are the only two people who exist in the lived-experience of her world.
That this awakening of being occurs through pizza rolls deconstructs and dismantles the symbol of her being in-itself (a provider for her (why?) hungry guys) and allows her to ascribe new meaning to these pizza rolls--not of reduction to utility, but of possibility and discovery.
You're amazing!
Are you looking for a depth in something so shallow as these skits?
Knez Fikol In life, we create our own meaning.
That was their point. But ok. Too complicated and paradoxical.
Totino is the Warmest Color
Neon Demon So true 😁
HaHa
But that movie the two girls don't stay together
Crunkles1119 The romance started pretty similarly though. The smoking and the drawing is what reminded me of the movie the most.
stoked you got the reference, ha!
"But I'm straight" "Yeah well so is spaghetti until it's wet."
damn that's a good line
This skit will never not be funny. It’s literally perfection.
its funny to me
nobody cares
It will only get funnier with time
@@47imagine yeesh did someone miss their coffee this morning?
It's nice that the Totinos lady finally found some happiness.
Amelia Allen she cheated though
Qowkdjnd Xiwjsjd one is more loyal compared to the other
her husband messed up this year by not splurging for the activity pack
Winston Poptart
I mean if my husband was a literal bag of garbage who treated me like a doorstop I wouldn't even feel bad about cheating
Blia Yang um...cheating is never, ever okay or justified, no matter how shitty the partner may be. But yeah, obviously this is just a skit lol
This is really unrealistic lesbian representation. A minute and 20 seconds into our relationship, we wouldnt be making out. We would be moving in togeather.
I feel attacked and seen
Lol,you got me in the first half
Lol
Hahaha twist ending
Lmmfao
The moment Kristen came out to the world, she became exquisite & glowing from within.
Still possibly my favourite SNL sketch
That's why I'm here.
Oh God mine too! It's the best!!!
I guess you can say.... better love story than twilight *smirks*
Really? SNL has been on the air for 43 years and you think this is the best skit of all time? You’re a fucking idiot.
AK 49er That’s why there’s a thing called an ‘opinion’. Everyone can have there own opinion, and your rude comment wasn’t really necessary.
Kstew has more romantic chemistry in this sketch than with any man she's been forced to act with.
Better love story than Twilight
I'm pretty sure she's bi and had dated more women than men. Makes sense
Well she is gay so…
"forced to act with" yes, im sure she had a gun held up to her head everytime
Nah, she's pretty wooden in this, too.
i bet kate mckinnon was real mad that she didn't get that part.. haha
PurpleCanary oh for real
PurpleCanary 😂😂😂 hell yeah
Exactly what I thought lol
PurpleCanary would have been awesome
Jeffrey Hinkle Katie Perrys bouncing jugs on a gif loop... Yea I said it.
Love Lies Bleeding was amazing. I had to come back to this for the original Kristen sapphic content.
This is better than most lesbian movies I've seen !
bangmeister2012 too many.
I've seen way too many, trust me...
Marion D. Literally so true. We need better movies. : \
+Marion D. Very true. The directors need to figure out how to show intimacy without Hallmark Channel lighting and tropes.
Marion D. you should watch Carol its the best lgbt movie ive ever seen and is in my top 5 of any movies ive watched
I really love the music that they play when KS comes into picture...Must be an amazing piece to play at a wedding actually.
Did some research: it's an instrument version of As life you are | Marina Damer if anyone cares.
I care; thanks for the info
Thank you.
Thank you!
YESSSSSS thank you!
I will make totinos to this music FOREVER
after watching this, I want to see Kristen playing a lesbian lead role.
After watching this I want Kristen playing with me.
SapphixTV
I want it to.
But I am too afraid even to say it.
Sara Aibar she does. In real life.
Marie T
she hasn't labelled herself yet.
and doesn't like labels as well.
but what about the part in opening when she says, "I'm so gay"?
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the musical score made for this skit. 👏👏👏🎶
Is it 'reflections'?
@@slm627 No, but I can see how you got that. 😉
@@slm627 It's the instrumental track to a song called As Life You Are by Marina Damer.
I would have bet money on it being an original score. To me it sounds like a play on Pachelbel Canon in D, this one slightly dissonant and aching. I have to go listen to the ones named here.
The secret is out, pizza rolls are gay. This was part of our agenda all along.
Trump should cancel pizza rolls forever until we can figure out what's going on.
Why are lesbians better to watch? I don't get it
Branden Smith For me it's pussy for breakfast, pussy for lunch, then a sensible dinner.
Pizza rolls aren't gay. That's silly! They make you gay!
Only what you did with the pizza rolls last year made everyone question their pepperoni filled agenda.
the funniest part is at 2:29 where you can see that the kitchen is literally right there
I didn't even notice that!
Ha!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LIT
10/10 best film at Sundance
it has the best quality, dont know which filter they were using but it was awesome.
Shuja inayat Shah it’s color graded. Not a default filter
Dennis Han can you explain its a little bit more, with simple understandable language. Thanks
Shuja inayat Shah a filter is a color tone that is pre set. Professional projects usually use color grading, which is manually changing colors, tone, and shades
It really was. Best snl commercial ever. More like an indie movie.
I have never witnessed such beauty in a comedy sketch.
Last night as I was spreading the Totinos out on a baking sheet, I looked around for Sabine to help me make those delicious pizza rolls for my hungry guys.
Did she come?
No reply...ig shes still making out with Sabine
Are your Totinos ready now?
Whoever produced that music deserves a grammy
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I love how she has a different husband every commercial... like they’re so expendable lmao.
luckyDancer100 It all makes sense now.
"What about my hungry guys?"
I never noticed
You sure? Beck Bennett played her husband in this one and the Larry David X-Files one.
@@Gemnist98 Don't forget J.K. Simmons
Good heavens, if I was a southern lady, I'd have my fan out fanning myself after watching that. Kristen turned up the heat with no effort.
It makes me so happy that this tormented woman finally got a semblance of a life. Even if it was short, she... she has awaken. She's free. She finally is.
This spring, find your _Totino_ .
😂😂😂
The Totino social media intern is here.
Hello fellow lesbians who are also here for the 10th time this month
hi 😭
5th time
JENSJS pls, what can i say it’s very nice over here
hehe hello
Not even a lesbian but I was so moved by this commercial. I was like... I get it now
This sketch was how I figured out I was attracted to women
Me too
#metoo
Miranda Keigher, me too.
lets go wlw
Blood rush for sure my sisters
This was unapologetically gay and wonderful and I LOVE IT
Melissa Ngai 😒
But even more it played to THE stereotypical male fantasy, one that the "guys" missed in their selfish absorption, due to their classic "male-bonding" in myopic sports minutiae... putting an ironic spin on the subsequent "football widow" - as more of a "merry widow" & the French was just classic cheesy "poutine" on la "cheesecake"!
JP51ism I bet this video would get a ton of dislikes if it was the other way around. If it was a man who wasnt getting any attention from his wife and he cheated on her with a man, I bet this video would have a 70% dislike ratio.
Mr. President or not dipshit
No, it would still probably be just as funny
Rumor has it Kate still hasn’t gotten over the fact that she didn’t get to play the housewife making out with Kristen Stewart for this skit.
Who’s Kate?
@@Haarknoten96 They mean Kate McKinnon. She’s another cast member on SNL and she’s a lesbian
@@angeloflilies6453 yes i know now. no joke: right now i am watching the google interview with her and mila kunis. i absolutely love Kate. its just that i was new to snl a week ago
Kate got to kiss Gal Gadot. Now it’s Vanessa’s turn.
No hate to Kate, but Vanessa KILLED this one tho; she absolutely deserved the role
I know for a fact that I’ve consumed enough Tostino’s to collectively crush a small car in my lifetime, yet not once has Kristen Stewart shown up and fallen in love with me.
I think it might work if you try it in a room full of people who don't care about you while you smile on the outside and die on the inside
You can't be the one eating them, you have to make them for someone else 😔
@@melodysimmons2302 I’m a fool I’ve been doing it wrong the whole time.
Fax
Maybe because they're called "Totinos". She won't show up if you say it wrong. Duh.
When SNL becomes art.
Wow the sequel to Blue is the Warmest Color looks great
teenagemutantgirlys who new totinos could be a catalyst to romance XDDD
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Kristin was looking very Shane today.
hahah exactly my thoughts
Sayvon Haynes damn I didn't think of that. You're right
I legit thought she was Kate Moennig and not Kristen
Sayvon Haynes I K N O W!!!!
?
"I'm Sabine."
Of course you are.
I will definitely buy totinos ...me being a girl having Kristen Stewart so close will also take my breath away...this skit is just amazing
I lost it when they started talking in french
oh you speak French, huh
Lan.J Their French was pretty good (Also people speak French in the U.S.)
There are French-speakers in New England (Quebecois immigrant families, traditionally), Cajuns in Louisiana, and immigrants from French-speaking countries all over the place. Not to mention all the people who speak French as a second language -- it's the second most popular foreign language in American high schools.
Gregory Eatroff she meant she laughed, not that she couldn't understand
I know what the OP meant. I was expanding on Thomas's comment about people in the US speaking French.