Banned from Walmart - Web Redemption - Tosh.0
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- Опубліковано 25 сер 2024
- A Walmart shopper slapped with a lifetime ban for trying to use the store's ad matching policy competes for prizes on "The Cost Is Correct."
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Hosted by comedian Daniel Tosh, Tosh.0 digs into all aspects of the internet, from the ingenious to the absurd to the downright stupid. Through segments like Web Redemption, CeWEBrity Profile and 20 Seconds on the Clock, Daniel sorts through videos of dumb people doing even dumber things and pinpoints the best (and worst) fails out there.
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"How much do you make in a year?"
"Not enough."
Legit answer.
enuff for 10g in shitty tats
@@oysterpep not funny
I get paid weakly, every week!
rofl "We always love having the troops on the show. Thank you for your service." give that writer a raise!
He literally turned around lifted his hands up and said “death to America” 🤣
@@poetato5331 Nice catch! About 7:49
🤣😆🤣😛🤣😆
Whitest kids yknow did it better over a decade ago
This aged well
"They actually just opened a Walmart in China so the children can see what they made." 😭😂😂😂
That was a killer roast
I remember seeing a video a long time ago, not sure how true it was but there were Walmart in China but their prices were actually too high compared to local merchants. Go figure 😆
What an original joke!
More original than your user name and pfp lmao
@@TorqueJones420 Are you talking to me, shitlips?
Its always been so amazing how Tosh's writers are so on point and Tosh's delivery of said lines are whats so gold
That Bob Barker 70s microphone is hilarious.
😂😂😂
I knew I could count on the comments section to provide some context on that one
"Two in the Plinko on in the Stinko!" LOVE IT!!
Was looking for that comment.
And so does she
that woman licking the carpet is amazing
6:25
Is it? I googled that just to check, everything I saw was better....🤣🤣🤣
Wolverine sure put on a few pounds after his last movie
😆😆😆😆
His claws are butter knives...
Damn every Walmart in the world? Lol
And sam's club 😂
Spoiler alert, only merica has wallmart.
@Dont Matter I’ve been banned. Went back the next week. Don’t see how they actually plan on enforcing it.
@@jootai I live in China there are Walmart stores here. I was surprised when I first arrived & my employer said that they would take me to a store to buy things for my flat, we walked about 7 minutes and the fricking store they took me to was Walmart! I flew 15 hours away from my home in the States just to live less than 10 minutes from Walmart! Crazy
@@jootai Walmart is everywhere, I know for a fact they have it in Canada, India, and even Japan (it has a different name there, but its the same company just rebranded for Japan)
Bro, what this world needs in this pandemic is another stand up comedy special from you!
Yuhh just stand on up there, so everyone can laugh ( literally just stand there) 😂
@@jasoncashapp3454 yeah sorry bro we're not all funny looking like you are 🤣 i can't just stand there and make people laugh like you tho.
I can be having the worst day. But as soon as I start watching these clips I remember how great it feels to laugh.
This is by far the least he’s ever connected with a guest
Because the dude is a liar
Idk the pocket dig was pretty inviting
Whats a ruptured spine
Did he mean herniated discs?
@ricks mouth drip kkk where democrats.
That dude actually was arrested after the cops seen video of him allegedly threatening the employees for not price matching lol
Filing a false police report is a crime.
@@donewrite3521 yep I know
@@donewrite3521 true
Believing someone accused of a crime is innocent just because they say so is naivete at it's finest too. "I didn't do nothing!"
@@SuperMontsta yeah believing a cashier at Wal-Mart just because they say so. Wal-Mart hires some crazy ass people though.
His shirt “one in the plinko two in the stinko”. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I banned myself from Walmart after going there once.
“Fool me once..... you can’t get fooled again”
Getting banned from Walmart is like a criminal getting banned from prison... EPIC WIN
Casting deserves a raise.
Best Walmart joke to date still remains Larry the Cable Guy.
Knocked over a whole shelf at Walmart. Did 10’s of dollars of damage!
"Two in the Plinko, One in the Stinko."
I want that shirt.
2:47 should be a meme 😂😂😂 "i have diarrhear"
Damn, Daniel! Your casting director knows how to pick out models.
Well its hollywood. Any hot girl wants to be an actor or model
@@timowthieand they’re happy to lick a carpet too 😂
The mike he is using for Price is Right parody.....perfect!...HAHAHAHAHA
Always nice to stop in for the string of zingers.
He doesn’t get enough credit for that 😂 his stand up is good too he aims to hurt feelings ever. Time.
Can we talk about the fucking smoke shows that work on Tosh?
Damn those assistants are goodlooking
I'm embarrassed about how many Price is Right references I got.
Two in the plinko one in the stinko 😂😂😂💀
Funny stuff.
This guy is hewhawlarious! I love Tosh! Gets me through some epic, pandemic times...🤣
This dude is the dictionary definition of a Walmart shopper.
For life? And he didnt even relieve himself laying down on the customer item conveyor belt?
I get the feeling that Daniel's guest wasn't being completely honest.
Always love the Todd Glass cameos
This bloke has amazing chemistry with Daniel.
banned every Walmart in the world? that is crap, yeah all the millions of walmart employees have to remember his face ?
The ankle bracelet on the first model was a nice touch!
Left out that the guy threatened the cashier and the store, and was actually convicted on the charges brought against him.
well what's funny about that?
That's hilarious. 😂 Made my day. Chuckled all day over that
you have proof?
Tosh's savageness has no limits
Anyone else notice that he didn't necessarily lose the showcase??? He could've been closer in price still....
I was going to say learn your math, because you are wrong, but I am wrong. You are correct. It is the difference in price of the showcases. There is insufficient evidence to tell whether one dollar or two dollars is closer in price.
Mathematically, we can't say for sure, but if we use some inference from TPiR (the 2nd showcase is almost always worth a crapload more) then it's actually likely that honkersaurus lost and Joe won.
It's really hard to get banned from walmart. On top of that, another cashier knew he was lying about price matching. With as many people as they see a day, he was definitely an asshole since they knew him.
Not really hard to get banned. I know someone banned for life for shoplifting. A decade later that dude is still at it. It's basically a piece of paper and a legal threat.
This one clip is funnier than Ridiculousness 12 years combined.
The guy choking the lady was perfect hahahahaha 🤣😂
This was just a 100% phone in. there was no redemption.
The redemption is usually the least funny part of the bit. Cewebrity profiles are better for that reason. Plus, I don’t think Tosh cared to make this guy seem likable, because he isn’t. He was probably an asshole that threatened and yelled at employees.
@@Weoutherewildin Who knows, but that's my guess. Walmart does allow price matching, so unless one is being a total dick about it, it should be fine.
This guy was my roommate's brother I've drank with this guy he is an awesome dude haha
No one going to mention the two in the pink one in the stink t-shirt
I just saw plinko and stopped reading 🤣
😂🤣😂⚰️
He called the female contestant “Honkasauras” 😆
I love that he gets help from the audience after being asked "How are you doing today?" and then they boo his answer.
I am banned from Ebay for life and they will not tell me why. I had only bought a few items from Ebay and never sold anything on it. Strange.
That wrestling story really puts that zigzag in the back of his cranium in perspective.
I love assualt rifles every person should own one
A man with that beard doesn't feel embarrassment. Besides, I think you pretty much leave your dignity at the door as soon as you step foot in a Wal-Mart.
As a Walmart shopper, I can say that you are incorrect. I left my dignity all the way back in the parking lot
He quit wrestling after a chair shot? That’s a pretty standard move.
It's obvious something went wrong.
@@Yophillips3272 would you let one accident derail your dream?
When I go to walmart I go in the auto center, it's usually closer to the crap I need to buy anyways. And I can avoid the herd.
that microphone killed me
Walmart accused my 72 year old dad of trying to scam them. He bought a ac when he opened the box is was a used ac. Whe. He took it back they said he was trying to scam them. He told the kids if he was 25 years younger he'd kick their asses for calling him a thief. They called cops and banned him
They probably would’ve jumped your gpa sounds like he got lucky
Half the boxes they have on the shelves are always smashed in not good look for the store.
The ankle bracelet on the model.... funny
They weren't bidding on the same showcase. There's no guarantee she's closer to the actual price of HER showcase just because she bid $1 more than him. If his showcase was $1.01 less than hers, he still wins. PLOT HOLE!
If her showcase was worth more than his, he still would win with the $1 bet. Writer math fail.
At first, I thought to myself, wrong you are, but after further consideration, I realized that it would be possible for him to win with that bid.
the second showcase is almost always worth more that the first so he probably won
Two in the plinko
One in the stinko 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you to New Girl season 1 episode 22! XD Ive entirely forgot about tosh for like 10 years lol
Really really wish i could see his shopping list lol along with everyone else in texas and oklahoma
Why TX and OK? Lmaoo..
Anybody who admits that getting banned from Walmart was the worst day of their life should be put to death.
Target does have the best bathrooms. And coldest water fountains
You know he could probably go to the next closest Walmart and nobody would fucking notice
I love that long microphone there Tosh that's great and I want that husband t shirt
This guy should make a t-shirt with. “The cost is correct” on the front and then “banned from Walmart’s” on the back lol
That Afghan jokes hits home.
“Two in the Plinko one in the Stinko”
lmfao they even sell scratch offs by the exits now...
Here’s the thing, I shoplifted from Walmart and was told I was banned for life well I actually go here and there. They can’t enforce it lol
Nobody gonna mention Daniel trying to steal Wilma Flintstone's look with that necklace?
Just in time for the holidays!!
'There ya go choke up on it "
Yea, that's a male Karen. I'm gonna need to see how he acted to the employees
Customer is always right the employee is a pos and should just ring item up not play dictator of wal-mart.
@@donewrite3521 ok Karen.
@@jekl_6749 Exactly
@@donewrite3521 Have you ever worked retail? The customer is almost never right lol. You suck up to the customer so you don't get in trouble with managment.
The cashier that got in his business was the ultimate Karen 🤣
Honkosaurus 😅😂🤣
as I look down a wave of Shame and disgust came over me as I gazed upon my beige wall to wall carpeting
Lol. It's ok bro. Dont let Tosh carpet shame you
I love toshs' microphone, making fun of bob barker
Two in the plinko one on the stinko 😂
I will literally drive farther and pay more,
just so I don't have to go to a Wal-Mart.
Lie
@@brody1311 Psshh lol ok...
I 100 avoid that place like the plague!
To buy the same thing as walmart
I order online and then say things are damaged to get some stuff for free. I get em back whenever I can.
I haven't been to a Wal-Mart in over 10 years
I can side with walmart on this one. Those people price matching are so annoying to wait behind in line
All legit answers lol. I like this guy.
Tell me how this man has a reverse goetee?!??
This is the real question
I had to google it... it's actually called a Klingon beard. Wtf?!
Inbreeding
Sounds good; good talk!!!
They go twice a day, because going to Walmart is the only thing to do in that household.
What exciting things do you have going on?
@@steelisthemeal Daily walks and excersice with the Kids, Gaming, Local parks, movies, laser tag, trampoline, ordering things online from Amazon because Walmart is a disgusting place where people get mad and thrown out of over $2 discounts. Any of that
@@floatinggoose9197 Supporting Amazon is even worse than visiting the Wally world. I am ashamed to do both
@@AlexanderSimic Supporting Amazon is bad? You're one of those blind consumers who think we need to "support" certain businesses, aren't you?
Best prices and best service gets my money. Not my job to support anyone but myself and my family.
@@SuperMontsta Amazon bought IMDb movie site and deleted the forums
I've been banned from Wal-Mart before, it's a joke. I actually applied for, interviewed, and was offered employment afterwards. Never showed up for work of course, it was just to prove a point.
I was banned from one too. Store manager accused me of trying to steal his associates ..... Problem is I worked for wal mart at the time and I walked in there many times because the store manager didn't know who I was
I don't look at Walmart as an American store. I see it as a Chinese store.
Why was the model wearing an ankle monitor? Lol
Walmart does not sell assault rifles.
Good to see Todd glass is going alright lol
I think that bare ass chin beard was the real offense here.
I’ve been banned from three Walmart’s. That’s what you get for paying for ur items
I feel like there is a major false advertisement lawsuit in here somewhere
Being banned from Walmart seems like a plus frankly
Not really.... if you need something that only Walmart has, seems like an inconvenience to not be able to go there...
@@onelogue Than order it online. Cheaper as well.
@@karllieck9064 my comment was from a year ago.... awkward lol
Tosh's outfit is from The Mexican...
Why does he have a monocle when apparently there never was one. Can you say Mandela effect! He always had one!
I prefer my store idea, "Tums and Stuff and More".
How would they know who is if he goes to a different Walmart and pays cash? Banned for life shouldn't be legal in the USA for anything with rare exception.
That type of employee is the same asshole hall monitor that would tell on you...
I only like that the Mic is appropriately sized now.