Military TikToks Memorial Day Fails

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  • @MsBritanie73
    @MsBritanie73 Рік тому +182

    EXCELLENT tik toks today! "Celebrate our Differences" was classic.

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +27

      I was dyin from that one 😂😂😂

    • @sabinal17
      @sabinal17 Рік тому

      Amen 😂😂😂😂

    • @LadyRage1990
      @LadyRage1990 Рік тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @sparkythawelder
      @sparkythawelder Рік тому +3

      The DS told us we only have one color here, GREEN. We all got along as long as each pulled their weight.

    • @mathewbeaton3335
      @mathewbeaton3335 Рік тому

      @@nikkoortiz Can you add more episodes to APPLE PODCAST

  • @c_tavs
    @c_tavs Рік тому +61

    These DO NOT disappoint!! Thanks for all you do!

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +9

      Good to hear taves! Lol which was your favorite video?

    • @c_tavs
      @c_tavs Рік тому

      It’s always Space Force mad they gotta fight the aliens now 😂

  • @samwise1202
    @samwise1202 Рік тому +22

    Thank you for your service Nikko and have a great memorial weekend!!!

  • @Edwardo4953
    @Edwardo4953 Рік тому +7

    Love the content brother. Follow you on tiktok and UA-cam. Thank you for your service. Happy Memorial Day 🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @msgoblue71
    @msgoblue71 Рік тому +10

    Thanks for another great video. Love love the content. Keep it up, Nikko! 💙

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +1

      Thanks! Hope you have a good Memorial Day weekend!

    • @msgoblue71
      @msgoblue71 Рік тому +1

      @@nikkoortiz you too, Nikko 💙

  • @flower4melissa
    @flower4melissa Рік тому +7

    Love these! Happy Memorial Day Nikko!

  • @mariedockery1126
    @mariedockery1126 Рік тому +3

    Fun on Memorial Day! Hope you have a good weekend! Dam Scrapps kept me awake all night playing Tactical Assault on VR!

  • @pattywaller1893
    @pattywaller1893 Рік тому +1

    Hey dude Thank you for your service and everyone else that may see this, Thank you also. You guys are all awesome 👍🏻

  • @straightsithmale9872
    @straightsithmale9872 Рік тому +2

    o7 to the fallen o7 to the vet's and o7 to active military.
    hope y'all have a good Memorial Day.

  • @hiyaitskay8882
    @hiyaitskay8882 Рік тому +2

    Happy Memorial Day! And this is a great way to start a Sunday

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому

      Thanks Kayla hope you have a really good one!

  • @jarjarbinks4284
    @jarjarbinks4284 Рік тому +1

    Bro I saw some dude in BDUs sayings he’s a general at Walmart. My boys and I saluted him and called him Nikko.

  • @Blondieee-ke5ez
    @Blondieee-ke5ez Рік тому +2

    LFG 🙌🏼 Love these maybe even more than Handstands you the bestest ❤

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +2

      Lies we love nothing more than handstands!!!

    • @Blondieee-ke5ez
      @Blondieee-ke5ez Рік тому +1

      @@nikkoortiz super x game mode and watch the reaction while doing handstands 🙌🏼😂😈

    • @amandadelrio7113
      @amandadelrio7113 Рік тому +1

      Blonders! Have a safe weekend!

    • @Blondieee-ke5ez
      @Blondieee-ke5ez Рік тому +1

      @@amandadelrio7113 heyyyy girl 🖤 you too

  • @b_kohlleppel08
    @b_kohlleppel08 Рік тому +2

    An awesome video as always! Amazing job Nikko! Thank you for your service!

  • @aldogonzalez7481
    @aldogonzalez7481 Рік тому +4

    Thank You for or these videos...and more importantly THANK YOU NIKKO AND EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO'S SERVED IN OUR MILITARY.. YOU'RE ALL SO FRIGGIN AMAZING!!

  • @victoriaisamermaid9938
    @victoriaisamermaid9938 Рік тому +1

    Another win for Mr. Editor. Anytime it makes me laugh just as hard😂😂😂

  • @BrutallyHonestwithNikkoOrtiz
    @BrutallyHonestwithNikkoOrtiz Рік тому +3

    If she pooped i woulda had to dip outta here lmao

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +1

      Lol maybe we wouldn’t see it…we would smell it 👀

    • @Scottagious
      @Scottagious Рік тому

      @@nikkoortiz ayo he got a good point though frfr

    • @amandadelrio7113
      @amandadelrio7113 Рік тому +1

      My favorite replies to replies 😆

  • @veronicavoehl
    @veronicavoehl Рік тому +7

    Would you consider making a calendar with the six branch characters? Marine being December for Toys for Tots and maybe giving some proceeds to them or to a charity you hold dearly. But more importantly, having Navy be February for Valentines Day making the wierd flirting face. ❤🤍💙

  • @Ima_sniperrr-Louisianacowgirl
    @Ima_sniperrr-Louisianacowgirl Рік тому +1

    Thanks brother brother for the video and laugh, Nikko you da bestest and never fail to make me laugh keep sending it with the fantastic work!!!🤘😂❤

  • @Scottagious
    @Scottagious Рік тому +2

    Happy Memorial Day Nikko!!!

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +1

      Happy memorial day weekend! Do anything fun?O

    • @Scottagious
      @Scottagious Рік тому

      @@nikkoortiz Ya, spending time with the boys doing dumb shit

    • @Scottagious
      @Scottagious Рік тому +1

      @@nikkoortiz What about you Nikko, have you done anything fun?

  • @milkyway-in7ff
    @milkyway-in7ff Рік тому +23

    Am I the only one who watches these videos just to look at Nikko??😅❤

    • @phoenixrider4622
      @phoenixrider4622 Рік тому

      You truly earned your name.

    • @gabrielpaster
      @gabrielpaster Рік тому

      @@phoenixrider4622 lol😂

    • @kimdramas
      @kimdramas Рік тому

      He is handsome

    • @bettym.3996
      @bettym.3996 9 місяців тому +1

      Nope. But I like the content too. The man has personality to spare.

  • @ViktoriousDead
    @ViktoriousDead Рік тому +4

    How about a video on big army “recon” platoons buying their own Gucci gear and pretending they’re in Ranger regiment

  • @kimikiwi2293
    @kimikiwi2293 Рік тому

    Omg this entire thing had rolling nikko. Even caught a few clips i missed during the live. Hope you have a productive weekend. Knock itnout the park hun

  • @Abyssesdomain
    @Abyssesdomain Рік тому +1

    HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY NIKKO

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому

      I appreciate you! Have a great weekend!

  • @dylan90510
    @dylan90510 Рік тому +5

    0:01 it’s 1 second into the video and i’m dying already lol

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +3

      😂 let’s gooo I appreciate you glad you got some good laughs!

    • @dylan90510
      @dylan90510 Рік тому +3

      @@nikkoortiz it was hilarious man, keep doing what you’re doing

  • @mariedockery1126
    @mariedockery1126 Рік тому +16

    I do not and will not say Happy Memorial Day to anyone...no judgement to those to do. It's a time I reflect. Thank you Nikko for the laughs!

    • @amandadelrio7113
      @amandadelrio7113 Рік тому +1

      Facts our numero uno

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +4

      Happy Memorial Day weekend Marie dope you have a good one!

    • @mariedockery1126
      @mariedockery1126 Рік тому +1

      @@nikkoortiz me too. thx bro

    • @mariedockery1126
      @mariedockery1126 Рік тому +2

      @@amandadelrio7113 we celebrate death? no let's celebrate their lives. what they gave us

    • @amandadelrio7113
      @amandadelrio7113 Рік тому +1

      @@mariedockery1126 I love you my girl!

  • @Katurodrake
    @Katurodrake Рік тому

    That Celebrate our differences was the most real thing about the military.

  • @isaiahsmith9815
    @isaiahsmith9815 Рік тому

    Happy Memorial Day Nikko 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🫡🫡

  • @matthewapperson5659
    @matthewapperson5659 Рік тому +1

    2 bangers in a row HELL YEAH!!!

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому

      LETS GOOO! What should we react to next?

  • @Chahta_hattak
    @Chahta_hattak Рік тому +1

    Sweet I’m first! Another great video!!
    I had two ripits earlier! They’re the shit

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому

      Omg what kinda rip pits you have?!

  • @kplopresti5514
    @kplopresti5514 Рік тому

    I always get so happy when Nikko Uploads, Happy Memorial Day weeked

  • @sgtscrapps7341
    @sgtscrapps7341 Рік тому +5

    Remember Memorial Day!

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +3

      Any plans for memorial day weekend?

    • @sgtscrapps7341
      @sgtscrapps7341 Рік тому +1

      @@nikkoortiz up at marie cabin hanging w some homies

    • @amandadelrio7113
      @amandadelrio7113 Рік тому

      @@sgtscrapps7341 wish I could have come....but I have to Adult here and there yo, have fun!

  • @itzyaboiy3675
    @itzyaboiy3675 Рік тому +2

    Love yo stuff homie

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +1

      I appreciate the support! Did you like the video?

    • @itzyaboiy3675
      @itzyaboiy3675 Рік тому

      @@nikkoortiz I would’ve liked it twice if I could’ve

    • @itzyaboiy3675
      @itzyaboiy3675 Рік тому

      @@nikkoortiz watching your vids helped me make my choice and kept me informed when I enlisted

  • @tornado_man_4078
    @tornado_man_4078 Рік тому +1

    Lesss go! Back with the military tiktoks!

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +1

      You guys ask and you shall receive!😂

  • @MonumentToSin
    @MonumentToSin Рік тому

    1:27
    The VA: "We have determined that your injuries are not service related."

  • @GiaShawkey1
    @GiaShawkey1 Рік тому

    Happy Memorial Day Nikko

  • @amandaochandlerful
    @amandaochandlerful Рік тому +1

    Any other 12 year olds binge watching Nikko at 12:40 am?

  • @kneelor777
    @kneelor777 Рік тому

    This man LOVES to see people getting tased

  • @dr3am3r20
    @dr3am3r20 Рік тому

    I think the one that made me crack up the most was the dude singing in the shower lol, definitely some shit I would see my friends who went marine corps do😂😂

  • @angrymater13la
    @angrymater13la Рік тому

    Celebrate Our Differences gets me every time lmfao

  • @FloridaGuy90000
    @FloridaGuy90000 Рік тому

    SUP NIKKO! HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY!

  • @ChaseWright-k4y
    @ChaseWright-k4y Рік тому +1

    I think that Navy girl graduated from Corry Station....

  • @ayo_its_ellie
    @ayo_its_ellie Рік тому

    Thanks nikko for your videos they're amazing ❤❤

  • @Wartactics178
    @Wartactics178 Рік тому +1

    Absolutely hilarious, keep it up nikko

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому

      Thanks wartactics I’ll try! 😂

  • @PamStanton-ck9lj
    @PamStanton-ck9lj Рік тому

    Hay Nikko, the fireworks over here r crazy

  • @ob1kenobi.
    @ob1kenobi. Рік тому

    Bro those small rip it's hit different

  • @parkerjohnson4251
    @parkerjohnson4251 Рік тому +1

    I love these vids

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому

      Thanks Parker! What should we react to next time?

  • @ChadSantiago-he8xt
    @ChadSantiago-he8xt Рік тому

    7:54 My car had the same the thing bump. My dad poured hot water, used a pry bar and made look near good condition, aside from the scratch.

  • @BTarpley805
    @BTarpley805 Рік тому +1

    Ohh ya, Nikko Time! 🔥

  • @NoScope_SoT
    @NoScope_SoT Рік тому +1

    The hearing booth is my nightmare it's so quiet in there my ears always start to ring 🤷

  • @theRealGhostFace168
    @theRealGhostFace168 9 місяців тому +1

    3:35 it’s a psy op boys stay safe

  • @ACmeh
    @ACmeh Рік тому +1

    Military fails gotta love 🎉. Also happy memorial day!

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому

      Thanks Meh! What’s your favorite military feels clip?

  • @counts3214
    @counts3214 Рік тому +1

    Love your vids

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому

      Thanks counts what should we react to next time?

  • @Sk11ttz
    @Sk11ttz Рік тому +3

    These videos make me loose brain cells I like it

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +1

      😂😂 nothin better than loosing some brain cells on the weekend

  • @DasPferd
    @DasPferd 11 місяців тому +1

    Bro Stop telling UA-cam the Secrets 5:20 .. 2 Halcion Pills and 45 Min Beaten you know the Drill Bro

  • @deathstroke9261
    @deathstroke9261 Рік тому

    I love watching your videos and I would love to see more and I hope you have a great day.

  • @DevilGrindsforValhallan
    @DevilGrindsforValhallan Рік тому

    OncE again, W ass video Nikko. Keep it up!!! We luv you

  • @nicholask7347
    @nicholask7347 Рік тому

    NPA and IV'd myself. OPA and intubated after injury. Avoided the silver bullet even though I got heat stroke.

  • @chut7158
    @chut7158 Рік тому +1

    Happy Memorial day

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому

      Thanks mexican!! Did you enjoy the video?!

  • @raulrivera409
    @raulrivera409 Рік тому +2

    My favorite videos military Tik-Tok fails

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +1

      Let’s go! What’s your favorite video from the series though?

  • @ROUSH-01
    @ROUSH-01 Рік тому

    This video was extraordinarily good😂

  • @ForgottenRebel77
    @ForgottenRebel77 Рік тому

    bruh you have 100% watched this video before LMAO. im all for it though.

  • @criptic8803
    @criptic8803 Рік тому +1

    You should talk about times you went through training and something messed up or someone messed up.

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому

      We do that a lot on kick or UA-cam live!

    • @criptic8803
      @criptic8803 Рік тому

      Ahh alr I’ll make sure to hop on

  • @ChaosGod-Khorne
    @ChaosGod-Khorne Рік тому

    3:31 hit em with the lacrosse motivation sound

  • @amandadelrio7113
    @amandadelrio7113 Рік тому +1

    I appreciate you boss! Stay clear from dat C4 yo 😜

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +1

      Hope you have a great memorial day weekend, Amanda!

    • @sgtscrapps7341
      @sgtscrapps7341 Рік тому +1

      you should be here! Marie bout to boot us all out!

    • @amandadelrio7113
      @amandadelrio7113 Рік тому

      @@sgtscrapps7341 I have to yell at Armenians my bro 😜 I am gonna miss doing this

  • @kimdramas
    @kimdramas Рік тому

    When he started chugging C4 i got so nervous. I've used that.

  • @jaredsmith4919
    @jaredsmith4919 Рік тому

    Celebrating differences, perfect.

  • @pennysgarage
    @pennysgarage Рік тому

    Fuuuuck these are the best. It brings back all the fuckery.
    I'm former Navy and my Army buddy is always shocked to hear about the Navy fuckery that happens 🤣🤣🤣

  • @wolfie7367
    @wolfie7367 Рік тому +1

    Hey nikko 👋🏿 Happy Memorial Day hope you have a good one

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +1

      What’s good nerdy! What do you think of the video?

    • @wolfie7367
      @wolfie7367 Рік тому

      @@nikkoortiz it’s great you did a good job on it😊

    • @wolfie7367
      @wolfie7367 Рік тому

      @@nikkoortiz My favorite part was “let’s celebrate our differences”😂😂😂

  • @WaveythegoaTt
    @WaveythegoaTt Рік тому +1

    Hi nikko loved the vid

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому

      Thanks neon!! What could we do to make it better?

    • @WaveythegoaTt
      @WaveythegoaTt Рік тому

      @@nikkoortiz add airsoft lmao

  • @cammy5116
    @cammy5116 Рік тому +1

    yall getting paid

  • @jayney7412
    @jayney7412 Рік тому +1

    You should play scary games again, it was hilarious 😂

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому

      I would like to but the community has no interest so we had to pass!

  • @johnkelly6187
    @johnkelly6187 Рік тому

    Dude that last Marine saluting indoors…..had rolling, fucking turds! I love em……just an old doc

  • @Nothim_21
    @Nothim_21 Рік тому +1

    I love your video's

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому

      Thank you! What’s your favorite video?

  • @jodif8124
    @jodif8124 Рік тому +1

    Happy memorial weekend 🇺🇸

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +1

      Thanks jo! Any plans for the weekend?

  • @stevegill1975
    @stevegill1975 Рік тому

    😂 fridgertator must be his safe word haha.

  • @Tudor_Rosie1485
    @Tudor_Rosie1485 Рік тому +1

    I love military tic toks. I don’t think I can pick a favourite clip on this one so I’ll go with the one I didn’t like. The tube down the nose. I’m squeamish! I will throw up if you do it live. 😂

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому +1

      Yeah, an NPA typically isn’t the funnest thing I feel that🤣

    • @Tudor_Rosie1485
      @Tudor_Rosie1485 Рік тому

      @@nikkoortiz Well if you decide to do it I have a carpet cleaner. If I don’t make it to the bathroom in time I won’t be sending you a cleaning bill! 🤣

  • @MisterNukem
    @MisterNukem Рік тому

    I always get voluntold for NPA, because the guys found out my sinus cavity is huge and it just slides right down easy. You should definitely do one live on stream!

  • @Alexander_Mazur
    @Alexander_Mazur Рік тому +1

    Happy Memorial Day Nikko!

  • @LesliePourHouse
    @LesliePourHouse Рік тому

    Yes, I’ve had an NPA you got lube that shit up hahah and had to use them until I became a civilian Medic 😂😂 laughed at the range pet part!

  • @IronWarRises
    @IronWarRises Рік тому +1

    Happy memorial day

  • @3lbarto650
    @3lbarto650 Рік тому

    6:33 yall never said blood cousin 😂😂😂

  • @Bell_..
    @Bell_.. Рік тому

    Cousin kissing 🤣 The mind boggles at what discussion happen that are not recorded.

  • @lebronjames12427
    @lebronjames12427 Рік тому +1

    Yo how are you Nikko? Happy memorial day!!

    • @nikkoortiz
      @nikkoortiz  Рік тому

      LEBRON!! You training today?! I’m good!

  • @nightshadow4844
    @nightshadow4844 Рік тому

    I mean it’s only 15 seconds, I’ll do it 😂😂😂😂 25k guys😂😂😂😂

  • @Khornecussion
    @Khornecussion 10 місяців тому

    5:50 Nah she needed to play " Awaken " from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.
    She even had a pose that fit.

  • @mariedockery1126
    @mariedockery1126 Рік тому +2

    not first was napping! good to wake up to though! 😅

  • @nathanielwells1928
    @nathanielwells1928 Рік тому

    I just got done with camp bullis yesterday I'm officially a army combat medic happy fucking memorial day weekend 🎉🎉🎉

  • @TheLadyRoseThorn
    @TheLadyRoseThorn Рік тому +5

    Thank you for your service, Nikko. I hope you enjoy a relaxing weekend!

  • @That_Pat_Guy
    @That_Pat_Guy 8 місяців тому

    you go into that booth and come out thinking you failed lmao then they say nah you're good LUL

  • @e3underground453
    @e3underground453 Рік тому

    I had to do an npa in OSUT because I was the only prior marines in the platoon. They made the Neanderthal pg do it on me and I've never felt so unsafe.

  • @Flwx298
    @Flwx298 Рік тому

    Who else loves Nikko

  • @Kal-hg1hi
    @Kal-hg1hi Рік тому

    To be fair, before I left the 82nd they were working hard to cut down on the all day bullshit when jumping. Used to be 8+ hours but they were cutting it down to 4-6 back in 2017. Hopefully they kept it going.

  • @AmericanIdiotPolitics
    @AmericanIdiotPolitics Рік тому +1

    3:30 IM HOWLING BRO

  • @skynightshade7742
    @skynightshade7742 Рік тому

    I grew up in the south. You come up with your own answer

  • @SummerJH98
    @SummerJH98 Рік тому +1

    *Happy Memorial Day!* 🇺🇸🪖
    6:40 NOPE 😳
    8:30 Lacey Sturm 💙🤘🏻

  • @toyyatoy
    @toyyatoy Рік тому

    10:58 salute….reporting to the commanders office isn’t that one, I don’t know, they really don’t teach that stuff well

  • @Keirfey
    @Keirfey 7 місяців тому

    Arya had her moments

  • @marcthomas1126
    @marcthomas1126 9 місяців тому

    Did you glue camo patches to the headset ? 😂

  • @Keirfey
    @Keirfey 7 місяців тому

    I loved reading Tolkein

  • @jtimken5.7
    @jtimken5.7 Рік тому

    I leave for basic tomorrow bouta get that shit done