GET READY FOR LOVE | Kitty Powers Matchmaker #1
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- Опубліковано 6 вер 2024
- I'm a master matchmaker! Love for everyone! Watch me work my magic
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Outro Song created by "Teknoaxe". It's called "I'm everywhere" and you can listen to it here
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15:00 jack smells smoke, wonders if house is on fire, decides to keep playing because the flames haven't reached him yet. DEDICATION LEVEL: BOSS
+33melonpaws77 haha, loved that part!
+33melonpaws77 BOSS LEVEL=100 PERCENT XD
Friends reference the floors not hot yet we got time
+epic purple penguin I was going to say that. :3
33melonpaws77 "I smell smoke, is my house on fire?" -feels the floor- "The floors not hot, I got time."
"I smell smoke..." "Is my house on fire??" *Looks around*
*Contunues playing*
-Jack 2k15
Umm this video was made in 2015
*Jack 2k15
Thanks Rod Facepunch XD
2k15*
"floor's not hot. I've got time" Sound logic there jackaboy.
"I'm looking for green eyes and white hair."
So...Danny Phantom? I mean, I don't blame you...
UNDERRATED COMMENT ALERT!!
YO, SAME.
"Is my house on fire?
hope not."
*continues playing game*
meanwhile in the next room....
*fire crackles*
Little inferno just for meeeeee
Katniss Everdeen in the other room: Fire is Catching
My floors not hot I got time
''Is my house on fire???----No..My floor is not hot, I've got time'' ~Jack, 2017
actually 2015 ._.
"Cough Cough" 2015 "cough cough"
I think it's hilarious that the people say "greetings, fellow human" like there not human
fellow human means that they are human
Ranjabati Sarkar I know, i just think it's kind of funny
Chestnut Lily XD
Cause they are a geeky type, according on what type they are, they speak deferentially.
iN eVerY FANDOM yoU cOUld ThiNk oF oh, okay!
This dialogue is.... really painful. wow.
Don't be rude, how do you think I got my girlfriend?
Joshua, my guess is you don't have a girlfriend, you just kidnapped her and she is locked in you're basement, and of course I'm joking, I got a sick sense of humor, like Ted bundy, that guy really knew how to prank people! (Still joking)
Weapon X That... actually explains a lot. that game is so far from reality it might be all inside of a little girl's head :P
That comment just damaged a certain section of my cardiovascular organs
"Summer O-Overbent?!"
-fit of giggles-
"Oh you're gonna be so bent over soon."
😂😂😂 oh Sean...
SPIN THE LOVE HANDLE
congratz sean!!!
U r now a weird perv!!!!!!!!
I read this comment at the exact moment Jack said it in the vid
I wish dates were as simple as that
“do you like my hair?”
“AFFIRMATIVE”
Skitlly bee bop bow
The love of my heart
Flutters like a fly
-jacksepticeye
Best poem ever
love your profile pic
queentrinity28 Love urs too |-/
Fellow cliche members!!
YOUR NAME MAKES ME MAD
addict with a nikon WH Y
Was anyone else expecting Joanne to sudden burst out "NYEH HEH HEH!"?
With her voice.............I wouldn't be surprised
+Becky Clark u a kid and u like jack?
I'm confused js
+Peteidk what's wrong with liking Jack?
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD PAPYRUS
why does his female voice sound like Crocker from Fairy Odd Parents?! XD im cryin
Flutternya FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
Animal Lover actualy its fairly odd parents
you watch that show? I personally don't like it and I think they should ban it.
Jocelyne cupcake nah, i used to when i was kid and it wasn't as bad as it is now
Flutternya eh okay. I used to watch it but I shouldn't have been. I feel like Rocko's modern life and Catdog have more class than THAT.
Getting green contacts and dying my hair blonde ASAP
do my eyes count if they are green with a blue ring?? XD im not kidding lol
Do my eyes count as green if they're green when I wear green but blue or grey otherwise...?
RocketScienceGirl regardless of who they are don't try to change yourself for anyone let the like people come to you
Weird Guy lol she was makin a joke ALSO biscuits.
Lmao I'm shook I already have them both 😂
IM gonna say it.
KITTY LOOKS LIKE A DRAG QUEEN
He is... Search him up
+Alexandra Lock He is? Omg xD
Hello, Captain Obvious. I've heard a lot about you.
Drag Queens are hott ;-3
Cause he is -_-
boop boop, next stop my thighs XD KILLED ME
ikr i didn't know if anyone else heard/noticed that
I died at that esp with the voice
Oh look a jacksepticeye video! *clicks on video*
*lowers volume half way*
@@sillybilly6938 HELL NAWWW TO THE NAWW NAW NAWWW
😂😂😂
@@sillybilly6938 how bout u stop hating on comments hmm?? Cuz this comments is actually good so don't go hating others bro >:/
Am I the only one who wants more?
Sly Rocko nope, i wannaa watch more xD
Actually, this a funny game, but only when Jack plays it
Gamezone true!
Gamezone true!
Gamezone Not the truth for me. I watched another, lesser-known UA-camr that I love play this for quite some time and he made it both engaging and quite hilarious. But then he stopped playing it.
I am looking for an Irish man with ocean blue eyes who is 5'9 and a youtuber. XD
Yes please
Makayla Hartsell uh huh 😏
Makayla Hartsell t
giggel 388 T?
Makayla Hartsell Sorry my iPad broke and when I touched the screen it started doing random things
"Summer Overbent...oh, you're going to be bent real soon." That killed me XD XD
xD
Lololol
+Pirate of the Sea of Monsters yo that almost killed me XD XD XD XD
Lol right xD
LMAO
I’m sure no one is going to see this in 2020. I’m pretty sure TONS of people forgot this game even existed. It was one of my favorites forever ago and it still holds a very special place in my heart. Thank you so much Mr. Sean. You’ve made me happier than I’m sure you know.
Please have a good day everyone. And for anyone struggling rn, know you’re not alone and you’re loved 💛
me in 2022
@@scourge5443 me here, 4 days after you😈
@@k0mxg1 me here, 6 days after you ;)
@@jinkxypoo 😡😡😡😡😡😡
Me four weeks after you
Dad: Why is your test score so low?
Girl: Because of absence.
Dad: You were absent?
Girl: No, the girl next to me was.:D
I wish you all a successful day today!
Mighty Mask Army hahahahaah
😂😂😂😂
Mighty Mask Army I like your videos mighty
***** Glad to hear my friend! :) Diana McCarthy thank you for support,you are always welcome in mighty mask army!
Oooooohhhh I just got it (don't call me an idiot please)
"wait.. my floor isn't hot, i've got time" me if my house was burning down
"Rome wasn't built in a day. And neither were babies."
JackSepticEye 2015
Route 69, how "DELIGHTFUL"
Get it anyone?
*Nice*
"My floor's not hot, I still have time." xD Jack! What the heck! Haha
It's a quote from Friends :')
forged really? Haha, i just found it funny how Jack was like "dont care if house is burning. Must. Finish. Video...
Jack's voice for the one Waiter is exactly how Jack would be a waiter.
I KNOW RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This was pretty funny! Can't wait for more!
Anakinfan12002 Glad you liked it :D
I agree I definitely want more
jacksepticeye Jack, Im pretty sure the guy who made the birthsign things did them to get some girl...and to ruin someones relationship :D
Anakinfan12002 I AGREE! More would be awesome!
Anakinfan12002 I AGREE! More would be awesome!
When He said, ''Knickerbocker Glory" I thought he said the N word, Jesus...
Sames
He said it on accident
South Park Lover101
Wait, HE ACTUALLY SAID IT?!?!?!
***** Yeah he did... It was an accident but he still said it.
CB. V v
2:55
XD I read that wrong. I thought it said she was a Child Murderer
Oops
Queen Aryca Well she could be. It doesn't say she isn't
TacoDoesUA-cam True.
She does seem to be dead inside and seems to possess less emotion than Hellen Keller.
Haha, I have blonde hair and green eyes. love ya jack.
Meeeee 2! *fangirling so hard*
***** IKR :D
Lesly Sharpe I do too
Lesly Sharpe Like he said he choose COMPLETLY random so don't get your hopes up..
Leeleeeleee5 Aj So? We green-eyed blondes are sexy, smart and awesome.
"Are you guys ready to go have babies?" XD I DIED!!!
did anyone notice on the card it says
"ever your slave!"
i wonder what that means
is it normal to stay up all night watching jack 🍀💚... with school the next day
Yesh yesh it is
It is very normal to watch the funniest Irish guy on the internet
Yes....
When he randomized the preferences it came on blonde hair and green eyes...Signe has blonde hair and green eyes.....hehe
Coincidence? I THINK NOT!!
awwww!
Who is signe. I remember hearing that name
+{Angel} They are very cute together. And her eyeliner skills are off the charts. When I try liquid liner, I end up looking like Mark did at the end of his makeup challenge.
it's also the same as Travis from Aphmau😜
Greetings! My name is Kenzie and I enjoy being trash, sleeping and eating. I have a preference for Irishmen with blue eyes and reddish brown hair that's been dyed green.
Whoops that's you. ~shrug~
No, just no
DipperPinesTheAntiChrist THE CRINGE! D:
Its time to stop.
DipperPinesTheAntiChrist lol that meme doh
That is because its time to stop.
Did anyone notice the Undertale voices?
MUSHROOMpie Mettaton
MUSHROOMpie They are not Undertale voices. This came out long before Undertale. So no calling them Undertale voices.
+Brianna Chiavetta true
Yup!
Did you notice why no one should care but they do?
jacksepticeye Has nobody else noticed around 8:27 it sounds like you say N***erbocker glory" instead of Knickerbocker Glory?
Reanchi I have
Reanchi he didnt he just said it fast
I did
Yeah I did too!
Reanchi Yes...
"It looks like someone put a bowl on your head and cut it"
Yes Jack, it's called a bowl cut
11:47 literally had a heart attack!
Look a my name...
6:05 "ladies and gentlemen pull together!"
**is confused by his words, looks around for a second thinking about how wrong it sounded.**
*continues playing with no regrets*
Why do I keep watching JSE video's at MAX VOLUME!!?
GiaTheGenin you have a death wish
Hali Currier
Apparently I do xD
Hannah Matthau 😑 he will die because he wont listen jack again 😭
Hannah Matthau i am just joking BUT how could we live without jack
TROLOLOL :D your name is a troll
Kitty powers is a drag queen and the creator of need for speed and hot pursuit!
Oh my goodness the voices are so over the top it’s hilarious 😆💚💖
"...Green eyes and white hair..."
*sick bass line**
HE'S A PHANTOM
Greetings! My name is Rose, I enjoy playing video games, dyeing my hair pink, and watching Jacksepticye. I have a preference for UA-camrs with blue eyes and green hair.
hmmm... Let's put you with... WASSABI PRODUCTIONS! I mean, you both dyed your hair. I'M A GREAT MATCHMAKER
fuck YES XD
Rose The Gaming Lady I have a preference for black hair that used to be died red and brown eyes he's happens to be a youtuber.
I saw the thumbnail and title and i'm thinking...
"oh god what's going to happen"
Ikr
TacoDoesUA-cam im your biggest fan!!!!!!!!!!
TacoDoesUA-cam right with ya buddy
TacoDoesUA-cam Anything can happen if you believe!
jacksepticeye felix played this lol
Joanne: And I have a preference for green eyes and white hair!
Me: TRAVIS?!
(Aphmau fans will get this)
Trinity-Chan I had to screenshot that and even sent it to my friend XD
Eagletree453 Nice!!
Trinity-Chan I get it
DarkMidnightNeko yuss
Travis is wearing red underwear
it's normal u dont understand
"Hi Joanne, I'm Flargin and I'm a child minder!" DEAD
“I smell smoke, like fire smoke. Is my house on fire?” *checks floor* “no, my floor isn’t hot, I got time”
The purest of gamers
when he said getting down with the nasty in the pasty i always use gogles i almost chocked on my drink lol😂😂
Is my house on fire I hope not *touches floor* nah it's not hot yet I still got time 😂😂😂 DO IT FOR THE UA-cam
How this was 5 years ago I have no idea. I remember being 9 and watching this for the first time omg.
Flargin Montry - Flogging Molly, anyone? Just me? ok...
(if you don't know, Flogging Molly is an AWESOME Irish band)
Yasssssssss one of my favorite bands!
MisterSnickersMan yeah I'm going to their concert next week! can't wait!
Ethan Prince What about two door cinema club? they're northern irish?!
That moment when you click to pull the Love Handle and pause the video.
+Imma Watching YASSS
Do more episodes of this
Ana Kokan God no!
why not,its fun.
Ana Kokan yeah deff
Bummer
+Steevo I think it's hilarious, just from seeing Mark play it and all that. I wish I would love to play it sometime lol
"Is my house on fire? No, the floor isn't hot *I've got time* " killed me
Is it me or was Joanne's voice slightly like Bullwinkle from the Rocky and Bullwinkle show?
***** That's what I was thinking!
TheSomerandomguy1 glad I'm not the only one!
Yes and Quentin sounds like Pee-wee Herman.
Caitlin0z Yep LOL. That voice was the voice of most of my childhood
***** I thought of Sheldon Cooper
Pretty sure I nearly fell out of my chair. XD
Lol when he said "It is a KnickerBocker Glory" it sounded like he said NigerBocker Glory.
“My floor isn’t hot, I’ve got time.” 😂😂
Wow, clearly they put a lot of work into the script writing. XD
So... The black character who was asking for something hot with white meat. They also had chicken. they wanted you to choose chicken. THAAATSSSSS RACCCCIIIIISSSSSTSTTTT!
The Elmafia OMG XDDD
The Elmafia Elmafia. tf
Really i dont see how thats racist
dale zinni Its a joke XD
The Elmafia No actually its stereo typical and if it was racist it would have been rude to their race. you do not know much i assume...
Joanne Badlow
Loves: Goblins, Internet memes, and watching fail videos.
*I CAN RELATE TO THE INTERNET MEMES AND WATCHING FAIL VIDS*
i forgot that these videos existed...what a trip down memory lane!
2:36
Jack: OH YAH!
Me: YAH YAH BOI BEAT IT
*parents come in*
Me: oh shit
Yo Jack. Do you wanna pull my "Love Handle"?
TheGamer101 i do ;)
TheGamer101 Love handles are body fat, mostly on the sides and belly. Not what you're thinking of xD
coocat5 ... Dude I got a handle... And it brings love... What were you thinking of? Damn you're dirty minded man. You sir, need to find Jesus!
TheGamer101 I was thinking of body fat. You can't pull body fat, so I corrected you. I figured you must've been thinking of something else, but I didn't say I knew what you were thinking of. Also, I'm not a sir.
coocat5 Sorry mrs...
Why did I find the beginning so funny...
Aisling May No idea haha but I'm glad you did!
I think it's the way you tried to annoy us ;)
jacksepticeye check out IHASCUPQUAKE please
TheCharloman OMG I LOVE IHSCUPQUAKE!!!!!!!!
jacksepticeye you SHOULD check IHASCUPQUAKE she played this and she is AMAZING! (just as amazing as u are!)
TheCharloman i totally agree with u
DarkQueen Malley OMG YOU ONLY HAD TO PUT HIS NAME ONCE
"That's what he's gonna look like. He's kinda like half me, half NOT me."
*Laughs in 8 years later*
Joanne sounds like a lowkey Papyrus...
Or a drunk Alphys.
THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING OMG
duuudee my thoughts exactly
I thought so too
Jack when are we getting The Sims 4.
You left it off on such a good note.
* smashes egg * IM HUNGRY!
Rip in Pepperoni..... Egg
Kaosu you mean...mean person!
The Egg I don't know if I will be going back to it
jacksepticeye noooooo :'(
Lol I have I fire when jack said I smell something burning
I almost screamed when he said
"Oh your gonna get bent over soon" 😂😂😂
How to climb a ladder: Step one, .Step two, .Step three, .Repeat until you are at the top.
Why Hello There it took me a second oh my god
"Summer Overbent" 😂😂😂 i died
Anyone else watching in 2016? I came back to this video after watching it a year ago XD
Violet Smiley yup
Violet Smiley Me xDD
Yep me
I'm watching in 2017 :3
Kyla TheBAWS me toooooooo :D
XD "is my house on fire? I hope not." *goes back to computer like nothing was happening*
the voice jack did for Joanne sounds like the voice he did for Alphys in Undertale
+Zelda's Golden Harp Thats exactly what i thought! XD
IKR I THOUGHT THE SAME THING
Wait this is a STEAM game?
THIS LOOKS MORE LIKE A FACEBOOK GAME
fungirlninja Well there aren't any microtransactions or spamming your friends for more "money"
Yeah you got a point but still
ah, app was my second guess
fungirlninja its on Steam.
Ik I just stated that
My internet is really messed up... I live in Dublin in Ireland and I have to watch JSE videos in 144p and I can watch videos made in far places like America at 1080p...
I live in Waterford you now that place were nobody now's about
Clare
Columbus Brophy In virginia?
I live in Dublin too but my quality is ok
Richardliston4 no in Ireland but I didn't now there was a Waterford in America
**looks at picture of first couple**
**looks at jack**
**looks back at couple**
dude, you should be a matchmaker.
I'm a girl with brown hair and grey eyes and I watch way too much youtube. and read too much. I have a boyfriend called will, and I used to go out with his best friend james. they are still friends
slevana delshad why is she nasty?
Tessa Gray 0_0 same
Nothing wrong with dating exs friend.
SOMEONE ANIMATE THAT
"HELLLLOOOO THERE!!"
PLEASE I BEG YA XDD
XD THIS GAME-
Yas XDD
XD I CANT EVEN
JACK THINKS I'M ATTRACTIVE!!!! I am a girl with blonde hair and green eyes!!!!!!!
Well, Flargin does...
I got a bit excited too XD I'm blonde and green eyes.
Girlcatlove1524 I totally read that as blonde eyes and green hair.
LunarTofu XDDDDD
too bad I have blue eyes and brown... er red... er...
green eyes?
IDK my eyes change color XD
GamerKitten :3 If I focus hard enough, I can change hues. I can't change my eye color to say, brown, but I can make them look a brighter green, almost blue, or hazleish,
"And all my brains go away." Good one Jack XD
11:52 THATS THE BEST THING EVER!!!
HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT YOU ARE NOT INTO MARK!?!?YOU CAN NOT HIDE IT FROM ME!!!!
lol
Slayer Of The Night Because he isn't. He's straight, and so is Mark. And Jack and Mark both have girlfriends. They only like each other as friends. Septiplier will never happen.
Brianna Chiavetta you dont have to pop my fucking bubble and as a septiplier fan...thats pretty harsh
Slayer Of The Night you go girl (sorry if your not a girl)
Brianna Chiavetta HOW COULD YOU!!!!!!!!!!
19:55 You do realize we can't hear that?! :)
stroe mihail haha that was the point, cos I looked silly
jacksepticeye the other day I was playing happy wheels and I played some of your levels and you are in for a treat
Lol
Oh look were both attack on titan fans
ricardo hendriks Can't wait for seson 2!!!
Omg....Jack's voice acting is just so absolutely AMAZING!!
Looks like I need to call you next time I need some dating advice ;)
Hi Dawko!
Congrats for 100000 subs dawko
Dawko!
Dawko I'm yer man!!
Dawko OMG DAWKO IM SEEING U EVERYWHERE ARE U GOD!?!?!!?
uhh huhh..random ..GREEN EYES BLONDE HAIR...ITS CONFIRMED...JACK LIKES SUPER SAIYANS
CONFIRMED
you sound like crocker from fairly odd parents xD
*Spazing out* FARIY ODD PARENTS
FAIRY GOD PARENTS!
I will have those FAIRY GOD PARENTS
TSUtauSeries FAIRY GOD PARENTS FAIRY GOD PARENTS FAIRY GOD PARENTS *slams into a wall*
No, he is right... It is Fairly Odd Parents; I just looked it up...
Jack: "Is my house on fire? I hope not." *Continues playing game* "Eh, my floor's not hot, I have time." XD
Jack matchin people up and im just sittin here, eating chocolate covered bananas...
Tasty.
Mauds Valentine would it by any chance be a Bluth Frozen Banana?
LordVader1094 We have them in my countr too.
Mr. Silux i havent heard of Bluth Frozen Bananas XD, but the one i ate was just a banana dipped in melted hersheys XD
Mauds Valentine Holy crap I'll take 5 :D
Jack's voice for that man and the waitress is so funny lol
Jack how could you see a coin floating across the screen and not click it?? :)
Anyway, some tips: Try to avoid horoscopes as a conversational topic unless you have a working knowledge of star sign compatibility, or both people are the same sign, otherwise it always seems to fail. Facial hair also seems to go wrong a lot, and talking about the weather should be a last resort, as it's easy to fail the question and even if you get it right the other person thinks you're boring. Always listen VERY carefully to what food they ask for, it's such an easy thing to get right if you just pay attention. Make sure you remember what the waiter looks like, and if your date says 'I'm going to the bathroom' that means they're changing their appearance to test you, so that's your cue to memorise their hair colour and style (make sure you click the right hair icon when you answer as one is for style and one is for colour), accessories such as earrings or glasses, makeup/facial hair and their clothing. As for working out the tip just get a calculator, it's not that hard.
Steph Smith Thanks for the tips :D very helpful!
"Ya could chisel a masterpiece sculpture with that jaw" lol dying yes
"I'll concentrate a bitch- a bit more." XD
It's 2am!!! I wish I hadn't drank that coffee
MidnightCoffee lol how am I gonna sleep
chea resan Simple! Apply a hammer to your head in a fashion in which it moves at at least 0.5m/s.
chea resan For me its 9:19 pm. 21:19
me too
For me it's 2:21
7:48 BOOP BOOP NEXT STOP MY THIGHS HEHE jackaboy- 2015
im good
1:47 "oink oink dude" - jacksepticeye 2k17 I died laughing