Constantine - Movie Review

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  • Опубліковано 1 лип 2024
  • Keanu plays a very American John Constantine. But how has the movie aged? For better? For worse? Here's my review for CONSTANTINE!
    #Constantine
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  • @apollo4657
    @apollo4657 3 роки тому +3512

    I actually really like Constantine.

  • @zincmercuryplatinum6012
    @zincmercuryplatinum6012 3 роки тому +1382

    This movie has one of the most craziest under rated ending of all-time.

    • @178fluffy
      @178fluffy 3 роки тому +13

      RIGHTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @henjisplace3071
      @henjisplace3071 3 роки тому +71

      Your boy is in the other room with Gabriel and the spear of destiny.

    • @isaiahhighley8959
      @isaiahhighley8959 3 роки тому +3

      Could someone tell me the ending? Just post a spoiler warning for others who don’t want to be spoiled

    • @bradenhazle4378
      @bradenhazle4378 3 роки тому +64

      Peter Storemare fucking rocked the 5 minutes he had on screen as Satan

    • @SSky06
      @SSky06 3 роки тому +71

      @@isaiahhighley8959 SPOILERS:
      Satan saves the day to prevent his son from usurping him basically lmao

  • @WhiteLongSword7
    @WhiteLongSword7 3 роки тому +322

    The movie Constantine came out at the wrong time. That's all.

  • @MoneyGist
    @MoneyGist 3 роки тому +835

    I think Constantine is highly underrated. Came out at a time when everyone compared every Keanu Reeves performance to The Matrix... and before we could picture him as anything close to John Wick. Was never a guilty pleasure for me. I proudly recommended it to all my friends.

  • @dvass7253
    @dvass7253 3 роки тому +467

    "it's not a perfect movie". Um, yes it is. It has Keanu Reeves giving the finger to Satan.

    • @thesurvivorssanctuary6561
      @thesurvivorssanctuary6561 3 роки тому +22

      Why does Keanu keep getting roles where he has deep personal talks with the devil?

    • @TyroneLoganMusic
      @TyroneLoganMusic 3 роки тому +14

      Keanu’s character also gave the finger to Agent Smith. Things are adding up.

    • @ProxyDoug
      @ProxyDoug 3 роки тому +7

      @@TyroneLoganMusic Which is funny, he gave Smith and asked for a phone call, but didn't got it. This time he got the phone call first and then gave it the finger.

    • @captcrais101
      @captcrais101 3 роки тому +4

      If I want to watch that, I will watch Devil’s Advocate instead

    • @oam2720
      @oam2720 3 роки тому +5

      @@captcrais101 “Free will, right?”

  • @The_Republic_of_Ireland
    @The_Republic_of_Ireland 3 роки тому +492

    Keanu Reeves is actually mighty as Constantine here. Definitely agree it's an underrated Keanu gem

    • @benwasserman8223
      @benwasserman8223 3 роки тому +11

      Would be awesome to see him and Matt Ryan share a scene together

    • @The_Republic_of_Ireland
      @The_Republic_of_Ireland 3 роки тому +3

      @@benwasserman8223 aw that would be so epic

    • @t-virusterrance4734
      @t-virusterrance4734 3 роки тому +3

      I wouldn't say it's underrated, but it should be watched by more individuals, who are DC fans.
      TERRANCE OUT

    • @TheCrayzeeMan
      @TheCrayzeeMan 3 роки тому +1

      @@t-virusterrance4734 I'm a HUGE Hellblazer fan and I absolutely love this movie. It may not be completely true to the comic, but it has the same vibe, which is all that's needed really.

    • @t-virusterrance4734
      @t-virusterrance4734 3 роки тому

      @@TheCrayzeeMan Like I said, I like the movie, but I prefer the Constantine in the Arrowverse.
      TERRANCE OUT

  • @bantazmo1978
    @bantazmo1978 3 роки тому +283

    Greatest line: I dont believe in the devil. Constantine: he believes in you

    • @samatar6852
      @samatar6852 3 роки тому +22

      Damn the devil is really supportive. Nice to have someone believe in me for once.

    • @amanuelgirma6054
      @amanuelgirma6054 Рік тому +2

      Thats a bad ass line

    • @Hevvvyyy
      @Hevvvyyy Рік тому +2

      Definitely creepy but a great line

  • @ashoat2388
    @ashoat2388 3 роки тому +215

    The casting in Constantine was amazing. EVERYONE does a killer job.

    • @ashoat2388
      @ashoat2388 3 роки тому +7

      @Adi SONIGRA Nah, even LeBeouf was good - anxious/neurotic for an actual reason, because he’s trying to impress. ALL IS GREAT.

    • @williamtheodorerosenberg9953
      @williamtheodorerosenberg9953 3 роки тому

      TRUE!

    • @williamtheodorerosenberg9953
      @williamtheodorerosenberg9953 3 роки тому +2

      @@ashoat2388 LeBeouf was perfect as the kid sidekick type of superhero character in Constantine. I wish we got a sequel with the entire cast back.

  • @walkswithgus8391
    @walkswithgus8391 3 роки тому +532

    The fact that Jeremy didn’t use a John Wick Continental reference when talking about Midnite’s place shook me.

    • @DanimeCafe
      @DanimeCafe 3 роки тому +3

      Exactly!!!

    • @TaintedPrinceps
      @TaintedPrinceps 3 роки тому +13

      Strikingly similar when you think about it. Locations of neutral ground featuring a notable black actor.

    • @willinton06
      @willinton06 3 роки тому +7

      @@TaintedPrinceps The movie shares many similarities, we also don't get to see "The Jhon Whick" in the first movie, just himslef gettign back to the game

    • @G17x
      @G17x 3 роки тому +1

      Fr😂

    • @Merica115
      @Merica115 3 роки тому +1

      *sad Keanu noises

  • @JediMentat
    @JediMentat 3 роки тому +220

    Constantine is literally one of my favorite movies ever. So underrated

    • @UNKNOWNANG3L
      @UNKNOWNANG3L 3 роки тому +6

      So underrated that even jeremy underrated it. No alcohal required? Really? I thought it'd be a Awsometacular.

  • @billyjeanfiles8408
    @billyjeanfiles8408 3 роки тому +90

    I remember at school in the morning:
    "DID YOU SEE CONSTANTINE LAST NIGHT???!"
    "OMGG!!!!! Yeesssss, !!!!"
    Not a single person disliked it! Even the quiet religious kids were talking about it WITH us excited!

  • @JCIce007
    @JCIce007 3 роки тому +145

    In a world where Michael Keaton can be Batman again, we should get to see Keanu as Constantine once more.

    • @cloudsombrero
      @cloudsombrero 2 роки тому +2

      Matt ryan was better

    • @firstlast9846
      @firstlast9846 2 роки тому +4

      t40364 - Matt Ryan was cringe

    • @cloudsombrero
      @cloudsombrero 2 роки тому

      @@firstlast9846 nope

    • @firstlast9846
      @firstlast9846 2 роки тому +2

      @@cloudsombrero mostly down to writing but yeah he was cringe

    • @cloudsombrero
      @cloudsombrero 2 роки тому

      @@firstlast9846 he was great in the Constantine show and the only good part of legends of tomorrow

  • @joelyt1682
    @joelyt1682 3 роки тому +441

    Why is John Wick reviewing a Keanu Reeves movie? What a world we live in.

  • @TingTingMelody
    @TingTingMelody 3 роки тому +253

    Constantine is fun as hell. So many memorable characters, and Weiss is cute as a button. I didn't understand why it was not received well (probably because I never read the comic book). I am glad that Jeremy likes it like I do.

    • @hfztt
      @hfztt 3 роки тому +9

      Jup. Totally agree. Loved it the first time. Still love it. if you can get a Bluray or DVD with the commentary track, that is totally worth your time.

    • @TingTingMelody
      @TingTingMelody 3 роки тому +2

      @@hfztt I have the DVD, never realized about the commentary track. Time to check it out, thank you!

    • @nosuchthing8
      @nosuchthing8 2 роки тому

      Not a date movie. Plus it might confuse film viewers overseas. All that catholic mythos stuff.

  • @randombrokeperson
    @randombrokeperson 3 роки тому +42

    This is one of the few films where Keanu actually delivers "conventionally" good acting. I wish he had more films like this that played on his strengths.

  • @markconrad9619
    @markconrad9619 3 роки тому +55

    Constantine in the comics is actually kinda OP for a "regular" human but this version is definitely more relatable....he's very vulnerable yet formidable. He's constantly in mortal danger but he just doesn't give an fuc*...I wish can see more of this version of the character.

    • @moonknight4053
      @moonknight4053 Рік тому

      Yeah that’s one of th downfalls of reeves movie but it’s still a great movie. Just hate that he wasn’t op

    • @Sohil876
      @Sohil876 Рік тому +1

      Ya, i actually liked that, and reeves did amazing for what he had.

    • @feskijulmisa3142
      @feskijulmisa3142 Рік тому +1

      His vulnerability related us so much thus making us love him so much more. He just rely on experience and tricks he learns from a lot of people and knowledge he learn from books.

  • @JnEricsonx
    @JnEricsonx 3 роки тому +349

    The fact that they put in a variation of COnstantine flipping off the lords of hell-which was a great shot in the comics-in this movie made my day. The dude's literally halfway to heaven and he flips off Satan.

    • @MrLaggan
      @MrLaggan 3 роки тому +14

      In the book for the movie its God doing it but I like to think its John it introduced me to Hellblazer love the movie I know it ain't like the comics but its awesome

    • @Garrus1995
      @Garrus1995 3 роки тому +3

      That kind of humor is actually really in line with the Hellblazer comics. John Constantine is meant to be irreverent and give few shits and moments like that in the film really highlight that.

    • @Psycorde
      @Psycorde 3 роки тому +1

      @@Garrus1995 It's interesting stuff. When we think about angels and demons, we see them as superior, but we were supposedly made in the image of God and have free will that even angels envy.

    • @imty8774
      @imty8774 3 роки тому

      Those were the funniest most badass scenes in the movie.

  • @Treebsquire
    @Treebsquire 3 роки тому +258

    I thought Tilda Swinton was a major standout in this film. Especially her peformance in the finale.

    • @jeremycole8454
      @jeremycole8454 3 роки тому +1

      Yes! I watched it for Keanu but I rewatch it for Tilda...

    • @hardcorepeewee
      @hardcorepeewee 3 роки тому +15

      "I believe."
      "No. You know. There's a difference."

    • @taytoosharma7003
      @taytoosharma7003 2 роки тому +1

      For me keanu

    • @seanforbes3937
      @seanforbes3937 2 роки тому +2

      Stormare exceptional too

    • @legal_eagle1849
      @legal_eagle1849 Рік тому

      @@seanforbes3937 YESS!!! But then I read Paradise Lost because of Satan.

  • @tb4326
    @tb4326 3 роки тому +38

    I freaking LOVED this movie. It was so under rated and needs a follow up in a bad way! Freaking brilliant movie!

  • @MrPekmano
    @MrPekmano 3 роки тому +34

    I just rewatched Constantine and was shocked how similar it feels to John Wick, especially the first one...there are several scenes that feel almost interchangeable, like the one where he runs out in the club surrounded by loud electronic music and flashing lights, and the one where he shotguns buncha half breeds back to hell with high energy synth playing...Also Papa Midnite's bar is basically The Continental. Maybe John Wick is the Constantine sequel that Keanu always wanted to lead again!

    • @charlespuruncajas9663
      @charlespuruncajas9663 2 роки тому +2

      Peter Stormare In John Wick 2 could easily be that world’s version of Lucifer since he is the boss of the underground “kingdom”

  • @hereontatooine4623
    @hereontatooine4623 3 роки тому +316

    Not even in hell you are safe from John Wick.

  • @dongxx
    @dongxx 3 роки тому +119

    After he was healed, John Constantine turned his name to John Wick and now kills those who are bad..some will say he is still doing GOD'S work
    ⭐💧

    • @clericjin
      @clericjin 3 роки тому +8

      And Lucifer became mortal as a Russian Mafia boss who had a nephew that John Wick killed.

  • @baroque.blattodea
    @baroque.blattodea 3 роки тому +36

    As a huge fan of the comics I will say that the casting for everyone outside of John and Chas was absolutely spot on ! And Hell even Keanu makes for a great American version of John so kudos to the casting department of this movie.

  • @maxmach4361
    @maxmach4361 3 роки тому +38

    I love how all the actors in "Constantine" have managed to give their characters that comics "touch". Exaggerated, overplayed, yes, but because of that you are going to remember them and the movie.
    PS. Nothing about Tilda, Jeremy? Shame.

  • @BuIIitt
    @BuIIitt 3 роки тому +162

    This film goes into the “classic” bin for me. Bad ass all the way through

    • @Haider-mk7nm
      @Haider-mk7nm 3 роки тому

      Just like your profile picture

  • @sama7289-d7z
    @sama7289-d7z 3 роки тому +79

    Who doesn’t want to float towards heaven giving Lucifer “The Bird”😂 One of the most memorable scenes in cinematic history. Love this movie 🍿👍

  • @tenzintsenpey5274
    @tenzintsenpey5274 3 роки тому +30

    During the course of the movie, John Constantine is seen smoking thirteen cigarettes, generally regarded to be an unlucky number.

  • @oneopinion6806
    @oneopinion6806 3 роки тому +20

    SPOILER:
    For me the most memorable part, aside from Tilda as Gabriel, is Lucifer's mean spirited reasons for saving Constantine.

  • @TheStormbringer8751
    @TheStormbringer8751 3 роки тому +47

    Stormare has 10 minutes and he ruled every second. He stole it!

  • @kimackerman2183
    @kimackerman2183 3 роки тому +49

    This film is actually pretty underrated in my opinion. Keanu was awesome as John Constantine!

  • @adrianfoster7387
    @adrianfoster7387 3 роки тому +14

    One of the most underrated movies...granted, not award worthy but definitely deserved a second. PLUS, Keanu Reeves!!!!

  • @aliceallgrown
    @aliceallgrown 3 роки тому +15

    My favourite character in this movie is Gabriel. One of the few movies where I got the adversary's motivations. They're not good or pure but they think of themselves as such. Consumed jealousy and bitterness and anger, they seek to 'improve' humanity by making us worthy of God's love by giving us something to unite over and fight against together, unleashing hell on Earth. OMG so good.

  • @sayantanutbe
    @sayantanutbe 3 роки тому +59

    Constantine is like a supernatural prequel to John Wick.
    Neutral hotel: Check.
    So badass that he's retired: Check.

    • @josephreber43
      @josephreber43 3 роки тому

      All that's missing is a bloody revenge killing spree taking place in the memory of the puppy given to him by his dead wife.

  • @StuntmanDanHemi
    @StuntmanDanHemi 3 роки тому +230

    Nothing like the source material, but I really liked it.
    Also, it has my favorite portrayal of the devil lol

    • @thelaughingrouge
      @thelaughingrouge 3 роки тому +15

      Agreed Stormare absolutely kills in this.

    • @wolfinpandafluffy3479
      @wolfinpandafluffy3479 3 роки тому +3

      @@thelaughingrouge His cynical childish attitudeis honestly is the best part of the film. To my opinion best devil.

    • @liquidcourage9835
      @liquidcourage9835 3 роки тому +8

      He definitely did a very good job. My favorite devil/Lucifer portrayal goes to Mark Pellegrino from Supernatural.

    • @satnav1980
      @satnav1980 3 роки тому +2

      @@thelaughingrouge He was amazing in Bad Boys 2. Especially when he goes to get revenge on the bad guy, Tapia. "it's the Russian grim reaper."

    • @MrPoop1000000
      @MrPoop1000000 3 роки тому +1

      Lmfao , its alot closer then anything on tv atm. Johns a human , not a magic pew pew wizard. Matt Ryan is the family friendly diluted dc comics version that will never go “the hellblazer” route. Keanu was the vertigo Comic

  • @sicboi
    @sicboi 3 роки тому +13

    Really wished Constantine had carried on a life of its own with sequels. There is so much material out there to expand the universe for Constantine, demonology, even exploring Dante's version of hell. Keanu might not have been interested but he was perfect.

    • @leandrobroglia6426
      @leandrobroglia6426 3 роки тому +3

      Keanu said he loves Constantine, and that he wanted to play him again.

  • @Juxsin
    @Juxsin 3 роки тому +28

    "THE" John Constantine is like John Wick but with demons.

    • @mjbeatle94
      @mjbeatle94 Рік тому

      Now that sounds intriguing

  • @pizzatime_guy
    @pizzatime_guy 3 роки тому +83

    Jeremy looks more like Keanu now than Keanu in this film does. 😂

  • @boydsheets1517
    @boydsheets1517 3 роки тому +60

    So glad he mentioned peter stormare, his Lucifer is one of the best on screen, and they played it perfect with his total time on screen by not overdoing it he doesn’t wear out his welcome in terms of not getting goofy over the top. Seriously my favorite part of the movie by far. I could go on and on about that scene

    • @MsJilsephonie
      @MsJilsephonie 3 роки тому +1

      Stormare made such an impression on me I immediately google his name to see more of his movies. He is terrifying

    • @Jas3n
      @Jas3n 3 роки тому

      Agreed, amazing performance

    • @mr.whatley6499
      @mr.whatley6499 3 роки тому +2

      His Lucifer made me legit feel like if there was a Lucifer, that is exactly how he would behave. Such a great performance, you're absolutely right.

  • @chrisblackwater5933
    @chrisblackwater5933 3 роки тому +1

    My grandma was a devout Catholic, watched this movie with my brother. It became one of her favorite movies. So I got her the DVD for Christmas.

  • @nikhilkumar3999
    @nikhilkumar3999 Рік тому +6

    Well guys, it looks like the well anticipated Constantine sequel is in the works!! Let's gooooo

  • @TwilightSunXXIV
    @TwilightSunXXIV 3 роки тому +20

    In one of the Constantine novels, John acknowledges the existence of the Keanu version of himself and gets a chuckle out of it. He's aware of different realities as shown in the latest CW crossover event where they go to Earth 666 and meet television Lucifer.

  • @wockieslush3198
    @wockieslush3198 3 роки тому +148

    I haven't watched in a while I didn't expect him to have a lions mane when I came back

  • @joemurray9071
    @joemurray9071 3 роки тому +36

    Guilty pleasure Non-Halloween Halloween movie is John Depp’s : “The Ninth Gate.”

    • @Lb-gg2qv
      @Lb-gg2qv 3 роки тому

      Couldn’t agree more, once you can get over the cgi it’s everything a depp fan could want

    • @nosuchthing8
      @nosuchthing8 2 роки тому

      Its awsome

  • @Ladykyra101
    @Ladykyra101 3 роки тому +62

    I liked Constantine. Aw, you didn't mention Tilda's Gabriel? Always love her acting. She was the memorable one for me.
    Do Christopher Walken's The Prophecy. LOL.

    • @satnav1980
      @satnav1980 3 роки тому

      Lol? What are 9 years old? Or a spastic?

    • @solol2909
      @solol2909 3 роки тому

      @@satnav1980 k

  • @toganium4175
    @toganium4175 3 роки тому +103

    I really do love the character of John Constantine.

  • @miguellee3
    @miguellee3 3 роки тому +20

    The portrayal of Satan is the most interesting one I’ve seen on film.

  • @eban907
    @eban907 3 роки тому +11

    Watched this couple of weeks ago again, it's a great film, Keanu carries the entire movie...would have loved it if they continued making more of these.

  • @Pensive_Scarlet
    @Pensive_Scarlet 3 роки тому +8

    This movie was great. I love the original character, and I also love this film's alternative take. Now that Keanu is doing comics, maybe there's a chance he would lend his likeness for a crossover comic featuring British Constantine and USAmerican Constantine.

  • @notdjamesentertainment4473
    @notdjamesentertainment4473 3 роки тому +38

    I saw this in theater opening weekend. Own it on blu-ray. Absolutely love this movie

  • @WarlordRising
    @WarlordRising 3 роки тому +93

    I watched this film several times in theater. One of a few. It's highly underrated. One of my favorite action/horror hybrids since the original Blade.

    • @chronical
      @chronical 3 роки тому +5

      WarlordRising got the special edition dvd , this movie is a gem

    • @mattiedoa4070
      @mattiedoa4070 3 роки тому +2

      Same everyone really hated it, I loved it.

  • @user-uq4gr5nl5o
    @user-uq4gr5nl5o 3 роки тому +64

    There's nothing guilty about it. It's just great.

  • @digitalcjgaming6694
    @digitalcjgaming6694 3 роки тому +6

    For me, I love Keanu's Constantine more than the comics themselves. I wish we could have more of it

  • @OrangeHand
    @OrangeHand 3 роки тому +74

    Peter Stormare's performance is the best part of this movie.

    • @whtwht
      @whtwht 3 роки тому +4

      When he removed the cancer..

  • @rog2224
    @rog2224 3 роки тому +23

    "Cats are good, they are one foot in and out." My favourite part of the movie. And any scene with Gabriel.

  • @MikeBarbre
    @MikeBarbre 3 роки тому +19

    Usually, I tend to be a stickler for canon, but I've always really enjoyed this movie, Constantine. No, Reeves's version here is not faithful to the source material, but Reeves's cynicism and burned-out attitude helped establish the character. I thought the best thing about this movie was the story itself. The CGI was dated, but along with really strong performances by all, it more than makes up for any digital shortcomings. Rachel Weisz will always have my heart, Stormare crushed as the Devil, Hounsou killed as Midnight, and Jahns didn't mention how good Tilda Swinton did as Gabriel. I loved that view on an angel character. Anyway, four stars for Constantine.

  • @djeemy
    @djeemy 3 роки тому +16

    You didn't talk about the deleted post credit scene with Shia Lebeouf as a Angel

    • @tenzintsenpey5274
      @tenzintsenpey5274 3 роки тому

      Dude.. always write. Spoiler alert. Doesnt matter if this film is old or not.

    • @darrionn33
      @darrionn33 3 роки тому +3

      @@tenzintsenpey5274 lmao it didn't spoil anything

    • @tenzintsenpey5274
      @tenzintsenpey5274 3 роки тому

      @@darrionn33 dude thats the biggest spoil.

    • @donaldtusk2678
      @donaldtusk2678 3 роки тому

      @@tenzintsenpey5274 it’s a deleted scene so it doesn’t happen

    • @SB992REBORN
      @SB992REBORN 3 роки тому +1

      @@donaldtusk2678 no, it's a credit scene... THERE'S A DIFFERENCE!!!

  • @PsychoRavager
    @PsychoRavager 3 роки тому +44

    I'll forever love this take on Constantine!!!

  • @alysiamerdavid-wasser9165
    @alysiamerdavid-wasser9165 3 роки тому +58

    I forget the Lucifer scenes & remember the Gabriel scenes. Tilda was amazing. This IS a "If it's on tv, leave it on" type of film. My favorite guilty pleasure film of Halloweentime is maybe "The Skeleton Key". It starts off great, John Hurt is excellent, and then it meanders..

    • @LoveSierraAnastasia
      @LoveSierraAnastasia 3 роки тому +1

      First time I watched it I was amazed, she did great!

    • @edoardoprevelato6577
      @edoardoprevelato6577 3 роки тому +1

      Tilda is Tilda, nothing to do about it, she's just that amazing of an actress.

  • @YK-be8rx
    @YK-be8rx 3 роки тому +10

    Is he right about the movie in the fact that if its on, I'm watching it. It's one of those movies where you can't over think it and sure it doesn't follow the comics that well, but the acting is good and it's a good time.

  • @ThisIsTurnerr
    @ThisIsTurnerr 3 роки тому +9

    Would like to see a second movie honestly.

  • @rycolligan
    @rycolligan 3 роки тому +34

    Peter Stormare's depiction of Satan remains my favorite in all of media.

    • @susanmaggiora4800
      @susanmaggiora4800 3 роки тому +1

      Ryan Colligan Yeah, it’s pretty awesome.

    • @BanPitbulls
      @BanPitbulls 3 роки тому

      Forreal? I found his performance uninspiring..

  • @catbeard2883
    @catbeard2883 3 роки тому +71

    I like every time that he gives demons a finger. It's hilarious.

  • @carnelianrain4259
    @carnelianrain4259 3 роки тому +4

    John Constantine is my absolute favorite comic character of all time. If I ever imagine an actor being cast as Constantine in movies my mind goes straight to LIAM HEMSWORTH he's got the personality and looks . Just perfection! 💜

  • @snowsanta7
    @snowsanta7 3 роки тому +11

    Conclusion: Watch Keanu Reeves in this movie

  • @TheHylden
    @TheHylden 3 роки тому +40

    They mixed in Blade Runner-esque imagined Film Noir into this action/horror movie and Keanu does a good hard boiled detective.

  • @josephreber43
    @josephreber43 3 роки тому +113

    For me, it's gotta be "Van Helsing" starring Hugh Jackman and Kate Beckinsale. For what it is as a Halloween Romp, its not as bad as people make it out to be.
    Is the CGI dated? Yes. Does it take a while for things to really get moving? At times, yes. But Hugh Jackman and Richard Roxburgh did great jobs playing Helsing and Dracula. And the novelty of all these big monsters coming together was very much fun.
    I should pop it in for shiggles on Halloween!
    Thoughts, Jeremy?

    • @Gevaudan1471
      @Gevaudan1471 3 роки тому +16

      The CGI was pretty revolutionary for the time, and tbh their werewolves are still the best I've seen ever portrayed in film (they're rock stars!)
      It's also the only movie I can think of that incorporates these 4 legendary monsters into the narrative smoothly.

    • @josephreber43
      @josephreber43 3 роки тому +1

      @@Gevaudan1471 My favorite elements were the Werewolves as well. And Frankenstein's monster kinda reminded me of the Monster from "Young Frankenstein" played by Peter Boyle, only a bit more roided out and given some steampunk add-ons.
      As for the narrative, I don't remember it much, but what I do remember is a few exposition scenes that felt a bit stale, and quite a lot of time spent away from the action. I'd love to see a *Re-Vamp* (ba-doon, ching!) of the movie with a fresher storyline, Jackman and Roxburgh back, and a blend of practical effects and "His Dark Materials" level of realistic CGI used for the Monsters.
      I think its a good time... if you're a bit tipsy on some spirits🤣

    • @jawg-yj8st
      @jawg-yj8st 3 роки тому +1

      The werewolves in this and underworld were next level, especially for their time. I was honestly looking forward to a second installment of Van Helsinki, lots of plot points/unanswered questions that could have made for an awesome sequel. Of course I was like 13 when that movie came out, so I coulda had youngin bias. Lol

    • @AngryBhajiBoy
      @AngryBhajiBoy 3 роки тому +3

      Van Helsing absolutely is my guilty pleasure film.

    • @joreyn7656
      @joreyn7656 3 роки тому

      Great Movie. So campy.

  • @peepooh9813
    @peepooh9813 3 роки тому

    Loving your October reviews Jeremy Jahns!

  • @Chimera_166
    @Chimera_166 3 роки тому +16

    Every Keanu movie is fire. That man never disappoints

    • @snip639
      @snip639 3 роки тому +1

      Is knock knock included????😆

  • @Sammy2tones
    @Sammy2tones 3 роки тому +26

    Constantine was a solid movie. I was a fan when I saw in theaters.

  • @1977Yakko
    @1977Yakko 3 роки тому +21

    I loved how Constantine just calls Luicifer, "Lou" like they're old buddies.

  • @dansolo96
    @dansolo96 3 роки тому +3

    Love this movie, had no idea there was a post credits scene until recently. Lucifer was so great, but I think Tilda Swinton as Gabriel was worth mentioning as a highlight too. Favourite guilty pleasures at Halloween are always Horror Comedies like Slither and Idle Hands. Would love to see a video on either of these!

  • @praveenvijeyakumar741
    @praveenvijeyakumar741 3 роки тому +8

    Jeremy, have you seen _Constantine: City of Demons_ (the animated Constantine film)? If you haven't, I _highly_ recommend it. John Constantine is voiced by Matt Ryan. It'd be cool to hear your thoughts.

  • @BladedBishop
    @BladedBishop 3 роки тому +12

    Keanu is still interested in playing John Constantine. Movie was good and huge potential for a sequel.

  • @Badenhawk
    @Badenhawk 3 роки тому +25

    Peter Stormare definitely gave the best lucifer performance in media imo. The white suit with the tar covered bare feet is just such an awesome contrast.

    • @bravoalley228
      @bravoalley228 3 роки тому +1

      What about Pacino?

    • @Feoktistovs
      @Feoktistovs 3 роки тому +2

      Along side with Al Pacino in the Devil's Advocate and De Niro's Portrayal as Lucifer in Angel Heart.

    • @WalkerMcCaine
      @WalkerMcCaine 3 роки тому +2

      I love it, but Lucifer from The Prophecy as played by Viggo Mortensen is my favorite

    • @Badenhawk
      @Badenhawk 3 роки тому

      @@Feoktistovs oh, I haven't seen those I guess I'll need to add it to the list lol.

    • @Feoktistovs
      @Feoktistovs 3 роки тому +1

      @@Badenhawk Watch both of these films, they are absolutely incredible! You will not be disappointed or at least I hope so! But they are nothing like Constantine, both Devils Advocate and Angel Heart are Psychological / Supernatural / Horror / Mystery films and you have to pay attention to the story fully to get the entire point of both films but they both are absolutely entertaining also, especially Devils Advocate. But they are entertaining in a more of eerie, unsettling and disturbing kind of way 😉

  • @djisizzle
    @djisizzle 3 роки тому

    dope intro! Always consistent in quality and reviews.

  • @birdlaw1019
    @birdlaw1019 3 роки тому +1

    I always forget that the lead singer of Bush X is the primary antagonist.

  • @cdusdrei856
    @cdusdrei856 3 роки тому +20

    i saw this. as a kid. as a 6.. 7 year old and goddamn i loved keanu in matrix but when he punched that one demon guy with the "holy brass knuckles", that holy shit will be in my memory forever.

  • @SantosAl
    @SantosAl 3 роки тому +12

    This isn't a guilty pleasure, it is just Pure pleasure. Such an underrated film

  • @cowledclown1323
    @cowledclown1323 3 роки тому

    So good to see Keanu review Constantine. All jokes aside, really enjoy your review style and videos. Lookin good, keep up the great work dude!

  • @Soul.Is.Willing
    @Soul.Is.Willing 3 роки тому

    This was a very good review. When a video has you rewinding certain parts to hear it again because it was so good, you know it's a good video.

  • @CriticalNobody
    @CriticalNobody 3 роки тому +38

    Want to drive yourself crazy? Watch the diner scene and wait for Keanu to take a bite of his god damn eggs

    • @Neon_Ghost1
      @Neon_Ghost1 3 роки тому +1

      Dinner scene? Is that after the trip through hell?

  • @zivkitaro
    @zivkitaro 3 роки тому +30

    I’m a big fan of the comics. The movie is a departure from the comic. I still love it.

  • @RetroPortalStudio
    @RetroPortalStudio 3 роки тому

    You know what! I knew someday you would review this movie and was waiting for it! ✌🏻And yeah! Beard looks really cool!

  • @TheKikkomaster
    @TheKikkomaster 3 роки тому

    Love your Altered Beast intro, brings back memories when i got my Megadrive/Genesis back in 89 :)

  • @christopherwaite844
    @christopherwaite844 3 роки тому +73

    They definitely need a sequel to this movie!!

    • @firstlast9846
      @firstlast9846 3 роки тому +5

      Nah not even a direct sequel - - It should be an anthology - Different story every movie

    • @benwasserman8223
      @benwasserman8223 3 роки тому +4

      Would be kind of weird now. Keanu’s expressed interest but the TV Constantine is already beloved and incredibly faithful to his comic self. Which this movie- let’s face it- didn’t do.

    • @TheRealSlobo
      @TheRealSlobo 3 роки тому +2

      or prequel

    • @benwasserman8223
      @benwasserman8223 3 роки тому

      @@TheRealSlobo Outside of Reeves-Constantine’s attempted suicide? Would be difficult since Ryan’s version has already explored the Newcastle incident multiple times.

    • @TheRealSlobo
      @TheRealSlobo 3 роки тому

      @@benwasserman8223 the period between death of Constantine and showing up in the word is enough time frame for prequel

  • @seeanthonyn
    @seeanthonyn 3 роки тому +9

    One of the most interesting characters in the DC Universe. Keanu didnt fully fit the character but he made his own version which was great

  • @MessyGamer616
    @MessyGamer616 3 роки тому +1

    I think part of the reason why Peter stormare works so well as lucifer is precisely BECAUSE he's in it so briefly. Throughout the film, we hear from various people about how john is the ONLY soul he'd come up for, that he's in a way above it all, and that truly, he DOES rival god. So when we see him come on screen and just totally dominate with his presence, you can really feel how powerless john, Gabriel, his son, etc, would be. the scene alone where he just.... disintegrates a door in the most badass way possible, because *who likes doors* right? or you know, effortlessly curing someone of cancer, which no other mortal or supernatural magic or science could've cured. And he does it out of SPITE. Not to mention, he IS the light bringer, you can really tell because he's one of the FEW supernatural creatures in the film wearing white, and if I recall correctly only angels wear that. A nice little reminder of what he still is. ugh, I could keep gushing but I wont. he's just so well written and cast for the role they had in mind. Love it.

  • @Feoktistovs
    @Feoktistovs 3 роки тому +2

    One of my favorite comic book films of all time! I absolutely love this film and wish it got a sequel. I actually prefer Keanu Reeves more as Constantine than Matt Ryan as Constantine. Also, Peter Stormare always nails his characters down! He is one of the most underrated actors of all time.

  • @Allison_B.
    @Allison_B. 3 роки тому +28

    I've loved this movie forever, trying to show it to as many people as possible. Definitly not a Guilty pleasure for me ! Glad you got to it 🙂 Also this one has my favorite Lucifer ever.

  • @KeeperCharlie
    @KeeperCharlie 3 роки тому +47

    This movie was great. Very cynical, gritty, but knew exactly what it was doing and nailed it without going too far

    • @coleflores6323
      @coleflores6323 3 роки тому +2

      Highly agree. Not overly dramatic. The more cynical comedic devil performance was excellent and kept with the tone or vibe.

  • @matthewhigley1018
    @matthewhigley1018 3 роки тому

    This and Devil’s Advocate are two of my favorite Reeves movies. I just adore Pacino going FULL Pacino! It was such a fun experience to have seen in the theater.

  • @dylanjustice5785
    @dylanjustice5785 3 роки тому

    You nailed it with this one. I am really glad you decided to review it; definitely a guilty pleasure.

  • @Bomethius
    @Bomethius 3 роки тому +24

    Wait another Keanu movie where there’s a neutral ground location where all of the good and bad guys are only allowed to hang out?

  • @davidwiley8752
    @davidwiley8752 3 роки тому +20

    When someone tells me they like Horror movies, Dog Soldiers is my favorite movie to introduce them to.

  • @rayray2528
    @rayray2528 3 роки тому +23

    Can we just take a minute to appreciate how similar Jeremy looks to keanu's picture damm son

  • @racineg33
    @racineg33 3 роки тому +1

    One of my all time favorites. So underrated.

  • @NatePilgrim
    @NatePilgrim 3 роки тому +21

    I love this movie, and back in the day, I knew a lot of the lines, it is really quotable.
    I don't think it's a bad movie. It's a TERRIBLE Hellblazer movie, but a good movie on it's own.

  • @Grabehn42
    @Grabehn42 3 роки тому +3

    I loved this movie as a kid, I still enjoy it today, and it was kinda cool to realise later on that it was actually based on a comic book. Also Stormare is just great on anything, but his satan was just so much fun.

  • @sardfun
    @sardfun 3 роки тому

    I like the Altered Beast "animation" at the beginning of the video. Quality vid as always.

  • @connorodonnell194
    @connorodonnell194 Рік тому +3

    Little did he know, nearly two years later
    Constantine 2 gets announced