The Constantine Game No One Remembers
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- Опубліковано 27 тра 2024
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0:00 Intro
02:15 Bespoke Post
03:26 Story & Overview
06:37 The Weapons
10:18 The Spells
13:25 The Combat
17:24 The Bosses
19:42 Visuals & Presentation
24:49 Critique
25:49 Outro
27:10 Amazing Patrons - Ігри
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Dudes getting “bill cosbyed” in the comments and trying to play it off like it didnt happen with their pants still around the ankles.
@@creepycassettecame for Constantine, stayed for the comment section lmao
man, ignore these fools - every single one of them held some contrary opinion to something at a different point in time. It's their gutless acceptance of gossip column mentality where anybody that's even slightly famous should be held up to standards they wouldn't accept for themselves. These little minions of the zeitgeist know perfectly well that people change and hold different opinions based on how much sleep they got last night - let alone all the other factors time and life throw at us. The majority of people watching don't care - because they have days full of far more interesting things.
Bruh, you've legit restarted the Jack Thompson videogame censorship movement.
Politicians are gonna LOVE you for doing this because you're now giving them ammunition to ban games or HEAVILY censor them.
Thanks for putting EVERYONE'S hobby at risk.
@@Tienhamir100- I'm a game developer and your hobby is what I cast away after I've finished having fun with my own. You're talking absolute crap because we have adult ratings for games and they are used constantly. Stop kids consuming violent games? they're only sold to adults - so it's the adults allowing their kids to consume adult content - good luck to any politician trying to ban guns in games - they can't even get it done in real life.
This game might be a little too violent for you, gman. You might accidently hurt some pixels.
Exactly.
Be still my beating heart.
How would you know you only play roblox with other 8 year old children.
@@workoutandread
Whatever you say, snowflake, how about go back to playing dora the explorer. This game might be to violent for you
👶🍼.
@@workoutandread uh oh. Somebody's angeeee. Here have this🍼
I tried playing it but it's too violent and it's gonna turn me into a psycho if I do
These comments......🤣🤣🤣
@@lucascoval828 i dont get it, whats the funny part
@@jamespaul6315 Gman made dumb comments on twitter and now people are making fun of him for his bad take
@smilly456 - Seems a bit childish. Everyone has held contradictory opinions at different points. He's not a politician breaking election promises, he's a constantly changing person just like the rest of us - do you find your friends old posts and mock them for it too?
@@JohnnyWednesday i gotta agree here, we all have shit takes now and again. Its ridiculous nowadays nobody is allowed to change. And these are the same people I bet who cry about cancel culture over things said decades ago
This game is good clean fun, no civilians to shoot. Its really wholesome chungus.
y you bully
@@nO-YoUrE-DuRnK
Beta Simp
How dare you?
You peepee poopoo head!
@@nO-YoUrE-DuRnK"bully" 🤡
No civilians to shoot?
This game is a definite gmanlives certified masterpiece
Bro stop harrasing him about stuff he said on Twitter. Let's just enjoy his video
@@skrawl8374 "harrassing"
@@skrawl8374 What did he say? I don't use twitter.
@@buzzworddujourwhat do you even mean by this, it's literally harassment
@@PossumLover72303 🤡
It's good that there are no civilians to shoot in this game, Otherwise we would not be getting this video, Bless Constantine for that.
But that Gargoyle is a civilian. He worked in hell for 200 years, as a low level tormetor, barely making minimum souls. He escaped, and was a refuggee. But because he didn't know our language, Gman killed him. His name was Tony.
All the demons/etc in the game are civilians/refugees from Hell. This is beyond wrong. Who is the true monster here?
lol god,
@@OB.x Holy shjit, I didn't bother watching the video or learn about the game but that makes this crazy! How could GmanLive support this kind of video game??? Man should be in an mental asylum fr fr. Someone check his backpack.
Can someone explain whats with all these comments?
Gman replied to a tweet of someone shooting civilians in GTA 4 claiming it was messed up and they should end up on a list, whilst also advocating for games like Postal 2 being fantastic for letting you do that very thing, basically hypocrisy @@jamespaul6315
@@jamespaul6315 In short, Gman did a bad take Tweet where he called someone a psychopath for playing GTA IV and hoping GTA VI will have more enterable buildings, and displayed a scene of shooting up a hospital lobby with NPCs just for fun. Then when Gman got called out for it, proceeded to do that thing where you double down but also go, "I was just doing a bit of trolling, mate. Besides, I only went for the cops."
wow look how fun this shooting game is, I’m sure you’re glad about no pedestrians to shoot!
He's okay with shooting cops and soldiers, apparently.
Quick! Fortnite came out with some new cosmetics go ask your mom to buy them for you!!!
@@workoutandread
Lol, look at how desperate you are trying to meatride gman so bad, going around on every comment thats clowning on gman and white knighting for him so bad lol.
@@workoutandreadyou having fun being a simp?
@@workoutandreaddont hide lil bro, am comming to see you tonight
I think its past your bedtime if you think playing GTA for GTA makes you a psychopath, especially with all of those violent video games you brought up in the ending.
Bro you don't belong here, go play your brainless slop. Isn't there are roblox or fortnite update?
GMAN being a boomer against video game violence on twitter is the biggest let down 😂
Are you sure you can handle the violence in Constantine it doesn't look like it has much for police officers to shoot.
Bro you have too much time on your hands please stop
💀 Bruh
@@skrawl8374ok anime PFP
@@skrawl8374 Ain't nobody harassing bro. Don't be mad at people who are jokingly taking the piss outta this old man and what he said on Twitter. Don't be a D rider my guy ☠️.
SJW? 😂
I remember a gamestop employee trying to dissuade my father and I from purchasing Constantine. His whole reasoning was the fact it was gonna be "a shitty tie in game"
I am so glad we said "fuck that" and bought it anyway. We have great memories playing this game. Wish it and the movie got more love
The movie was trash though.
@@JustAFan444 no it wasn't
@Arska694 yes. It was. Lol
Me too played it with my father, when I was 7. I still have a two-disk physical copy. I did play FEAR, Doom, Painkiller, Wolfenstein then and this game was a good addition to my collection. Now it looks shitty, at least, comparing with AAA projects, but then I hadn't known about them well and enjoyed even mean games, simply as kid. Nostalgia really renders games of childhood heavily, especially in the memories.
I sure do hope there aren't any innocent civilians you can kill this game, wouldn't want to be a psychopath now would I
touch grass
@@Constanza235
You first, if you can find your way out of your siblings room.
It's all good boys, he apologized, all is forgiven.
@@mrscruffles801 I'm not GMan so I can't say for sure but it came off as performative and "holier-than-thou".
@@Constanza235i’m going to touch you
It's good to see that Jack Thompson is still making videos.
I'm so happy I found this comment😂
Only a complete idiot would endorse censorship in videogames.
Yeah, he's basically parroting the same crap.
C'mon now, even Jacky T had the fortitude to stick to his arguments during backlash. Gman doesn't even have that.
It's good to see that a roblox player is watching content on real games
@@workoutandread
I bet you vote for Nikki Haley.
Its really cool to see you shoot your shot with this game. Your takes are far from pedestrian
Lmao
be careful not to shoot civilians
Sure that game isn’t too violent for you 🧁.
GTA is slop, cope
@@workoutandread You're missing the point, dumbsh1t.
@@workoutandread so mad over a comment
@@lucasr9485 says a person that crawled from the primordial shitter that is twitter to fume and seethe on youtube.
@@workoutandread
Says the guy with 20+ comments jumping at a guy who's just telling you to calm down, lol, your comment is even more ironic. Do you know the meaning of self awareness?
There's so much murder in this game, it's disturbing :(
I have seen police officers. I am disturbed.
This is the game that turned me into a twisted psychopath frfr.
Being on twitter 24/7 turned you into a psychopath with downs
It turned me into a twisted cyclepath
I worship Satan because of it
Thank you Gmanlives for mentioning the forgotten and undervalued work of art that is Scanner Darkly. Great movie and great adaptation of what is, for me, Philip K. Dick's best novel.
I watched it ages ago but I think I zoned out or something - Philip K Dick was amazing - I really should give it another go, I've just been burnt too often with film adaptations
Wanna feel like you're on shrooms without taking shrooms? A Scanner, Darkly.
It’s one of the best book-to-film adaptations ever made, absolutely timeless
Yea it was cool and weird
This game is far too violent! It could poison the youth. Think of the children Gman
Like you would know, you've only ever played roblox
@@workoutandread You're a literal terrorist so opinion rejected
@@workoutandread There are lots of extremely dark roblox games, they aren't all these bright and colorful cringe games like people want you to believe, actually do some research and stop treating it like it's for kids only.
@@Perversator LMAO YOU ACTUALLY ARE DEFENDING IT. STAY AWAY FROM THE CHILDREN!!!
@@workoutandread Not defending it, just giving the truth to such a brainless person such as yourself, not sure why I would though because you obviously lack the intelligence to understand.
DO NOT FORGET
this guy actually considered npcs to be real people and that it was okay to kill cops
He can only review cozy games and Mumia Abu Jamal simulator, if that exists
To be fair, even if they're less dangerous than knickers and ANTIFAtties, you should never trust a cop.
He has turned into a major loser. I just unsubscribed to his POS channel
And that offhand comment on twitter offended you enough to make a comment about it?
Not sure who's the bigger snowflake here.
Can someone fill me in, which review did he say that lol?
I'm not going to lie...the Keanu Reeves Constantine was my first introduction to the character and I love the movie. I still own the game and it aint half bad.
You and me both
Sometimes moral high ground can backfire
It was never the “high ground” just moral grandstanding.
Sometimes twitter incels can get really mad when you pose a hypothetical about their slopgame
@@workoutandread i thought gta was one of his favorite games?
@@workoutandread
Lol, the twitter incel calling everyone else a twitter incel. The total lack of self awareness.
@@arcadianlhadattshirotsughW33Z gta 5? LOL
24:57 can't believe he made a reference to that putrid pedestrian killing sim GTA.
I came here for the comments, wasn't disappointed.
No NPC civilians deaths? Heckin wholesome chungus epic style.
Watch me dodge these FBI watchlists left and right baby
All you have to do is dye your hair neon colors and PRESTO INCOGNITO
@@Tienhamir100 shit on some ppl on twattr for good measure
Gman saw that GTA Twitter post and probably felt he had to cleanse his soul with this lol.
Too bad for him the internet never forgets.
Are there any civilians being hurt in the video? You didn't put in a triggerwarning.
🎵Jack Thompson and Gman sitting in a tree, c-r-y-i-n-g🎵
"Nobody want to fight the same boss again"
Yakuza series: *You will fight this boss 6 times and you will want more!*
But does this game allow to shoot civilians? If so, then why are you even playing it? Lmao.
How can you get twitter links on youtube? If not, why are you on youtube? KEK
@@workoutandread Why are you such a racist? Go on, I'll wait...
@@workoutandreadWho the fuck still says “kek”. Are you twelve years old?
@@workoutandreadShouldn’t you be busy working out and reading
@@masturch33f66He needs to get GmanLives' cock out of his mouth. He's been replying to almost every comment that's been calling out his hypocrisy. He's act like a damn janny.
How can you use violence against demons? So disgusting.
You joke, but didn't some urinalist use this exact argument for a DOOM game?
@@TexasHollowEarthI mean Gman basically did that exact same thing hence why he commented that lol
@@TexasHollowEarthit’s a joke about GMans recent twitter controversy
@@TexasHollowEarthgman was calling us psychopaths for playing postal 2 on twitter. he is a game journalist at heart
LOL !!!
Good thing you aren't allowed to shoot civilians in this game, lmao.
Dude we get it he said something on Twitter who cares do something productive
@@skrawl8374LOL. Stop blowing him
@@skrawl8374You are the one who has replied to 4 comments so far that I've counted just to defend his horrible take 😂. People can call out the hypocrisy and nonsense of an Internet figure. Get over it. People gotta show their disapproval somehow.
Nevermind, 5 comments. Found another one in there at the time of posting 😉
@@skrawl8374don't worry bro I'm sure he reads all your comments defending him. He definitely wants to be your actual friend after this!
@@Ekaidseaky I've seen atleast 8 scrolling down through here laughing at comments.
I adored this game on Xbox.
Shots of Constantine's "blessed" jugs of water stacked in his lonely appartment above the bowling alley continue to cycle throughout the title menu. I used to love the mood of this game. In some ways, this game honored the vision of the film while understanding the lore of the source-comic...
Very underrated.
Oh my, gman is getting flamed since his twitter(X) nonsense got exposed
Those poor npcs. They had families too you know?
🤣🤣🤣
I'm sure Gman has a good hypocritical excuse for killing them. Thank goodness he wasn't mowing down innocent civilians in a hospital.
Remember…no pedestrian. -Makarov playing GTA
Dude you need to see a therapist. This game has violence
@@floridianslip definitely
You can't hide replies on youtube
"Oh no! Youre playing a violent video game where youre hurting innocent npcs"
Watch out, playing aggressive games like this will turn you into a psycho. Someone needs to contact the authorities I'm scared he'll become violent.
Gman wouldn't want to end up on a list.
This game is too violent for you gman😂
Dude actually pulled an Act Man on Twitter. Sorry Constantine is too violent for me I guess.
Came to see if the comments. Wasn't disappointed.
The fictional NPCs in video games will NOT thank you for your activism.
I guess Gman felt like he had to stick up for the innocent civilians in GTA4.
Keanu Reeves' Constantine is still one of my favorite films to this very day in spite of it being very inaccurate to the source material. Also, I've known about this game for so long now... and I'm sad that I never got it to run properly each time I've tried to install it and run it on my PC. Maybe I should just use an emulator instead.
Even after compatibility mode with XP Service Pack 2 under administrative mode? Because I, when using Windows 10, try to play a Vogel RPG from 2004. It freezes after a mouse-click at the wrong spot. After setting the EXE to be run in that mode, I have not seen any issues crop up. It's not always possible and it might require tricking out a virtual machine, but getting Constantine to run seems worthwhile. Don't give up!
@@christopherthibeault7502, I think I tried those before, but I don't think it would hurt to try it, again.
I think for me the game runs better if I just get a no-CD executable from the interwebs. Whatever the locals were drinking while putting the DRM on that disc...
All this violence and no cop in sight. Clearly too much for you.
Google, show me this guy’s pearls.
Came here for the comments. Not disappointed 🍿🍿🍿
This game holds a special place in my heart for myself and my best friend, we loved this movie as kids
I used to skip algebra classes to play this game when it came out :) Those were the days...
Even with the lack of civilians to shoot?
@@flingymingyfunni....
@@flingymingy You are on the wrong site, this is youtube go back to whatever new tweet roblox shits out
I've been planning on checking out a bunch of the PS2 Xbox era licensed games. This one always looked fun enough.
Good to see you poppin in in to others channels, Jared!
Do it
Hey man I love your RE and Silent Hill videos.
buddy made a mistake. you were too afraid that you are gonna be canceled, and look where it made you go.
I love how this is one of the few times a youtuber makes a video about a game with a title like "Insert Game Name Here that no one remembers" where it's a game that I actually don't remember or knew exists.
Like I was around during the ps2 days when I was younger and had some pretty obscure games that people make retrospectives on nowadays and say it has been lost to time but I always knew what they were lol.
I had a job and activity bought games during the PS2 hay day.
I doesn't even hear about this game.
Dude is getting roasted in the comments 😭😭😭
I didn’t even know what happened till this video 😬
That film is the first time I noticed Tilda Swinton. Also, although I knew Peter Stormare from his more outlandish roles, his performance as the King of Lies is one of the most memorable of the genre, let alone the medium.
I played through this whole game just to see if he was in it.
Yeah Tilda was a great choice for Gabriel. Non-blonde and non-Brit -ness aside, I thought Keanu was really good in it. Hell I liked Gavin Rossdale in it as well, way more than I'd have guessed. Rachel Weisz is almost always good. All in all it was really well cast with some solid actors.
He loves the movie Constantine. They asked him in an interview what franchise he would like to return to and he said Constantine
The more i look back, the more i realize how much the PS2 Era has such a good library. Imagine what talented devs could do with things from that era nowadays? I remember this movie foundly from my early teenage years. Video Games during this era were just awesome as well. I miss that "No F*cks given" type vibe that video games & movies had back then. Especially compared to nowadays. I hope we can get that back. We need to get people on Twitter to chill out & realize games are games! We can make them as crazy & creative as we want. Same with movies/TV shows. The world is a better place thet way.
It has nothing to do with Twitter, developers and publishers have to follow certain (deranged) guidelines or their credit lines get cut off.
Say what you want about the movie but holy shit it had the best representation of Satan I've ever seen. The suit, the mannerisms, Peter's acting, it was just superb. Highlight of the movie for sure.
Peter stoormaire is even good in until dawn. A master of his craft.
all the comments talking about how gman is consistently polite to npcs is just glorious.
he cant silence all the comments now can he?
No.
He can't.
And he's taken to blocking people on Twitter/X.
Yeah gmans taken the linus tech tips approach to controversy:
-have a terrible god awful take
-double down after getting called out for being the idiot he is
- realize it was a terrible mistake and tries to hide like an ostrich with their head in the sand
-keep trucking on with their head low
-Bleed subs and become a lolcow because they acted a fool on tweatter
-????
-profit?
@@Tienhamir100honestly it's gonna be people like gman that's gonna cause a certain musk to consider removing the block feature again and I fear what the consequences of such a action will be
@zacharyallbrook5162
Oh no.
Shit just got real.
GMan is now starting a movement against violence in videogames.
It was unintentional, but he's not letting up on his opinion.
That's right, the 1990s FCC and Jack Thompson wannabes are back and this time thier political spectrum is Left.
The utter irony of how the Left fought censorship only to enforce it because they're mentally unstable and need a digital hugbox.
@@Tienhamir100 Has he? He... kind of backed down as of an hour ago. It's one of those weird things where it reads as a company apology which makes it even worse imo but it's better than erasing all history or just saying it was just a bit of memery. Honestly, if he just said he got drunk and forgot all the mean things he's done in videogames I think people would ease off lol.
But as to @creepycassette Gman usually replies to us to tell us how he'll spend the night with our mother or something. At least he did to any criticism of RE4 (and this excludes the Ashley criticism.)
Yeah, but don’t run red lights and don’t harm pedestrians.
Santa is watching.
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🐍 no step on Snek!🇺🇸🇭🇰
Couple things: you can actually see the knuckle dusters on his hands if you angle the camera right on his melee attacks. Next, True Sight not only lets you see the Crucifier nails on the ground ao you dont miss any but it also tracks the Bastados next teleport so you can get a bead on him and not get so overwhelmed.
Good on you for finding out the Dragons Breath is great against the bosses with weak spots, just know it mauls the Vermin Demon when he breaks apart and it also absolutely bodies Gabriel at the end, making that fight a breeze
I remember picking this up during a buy one get one bargain bin deal at EBgames back in the day. Dont remember what the other game i got was, but this one sticks out in my memory as a really good time. Havent played it since probably 2007, but i think i still have that copy laying around somewhere in storage.
Love this game, hate the term "hidden gem" but it's a real good time. I'd go on a limb and say the van helsing game was also shockingly fun
same as ghost rider
@vasilboyanov-troyanov7915 oh dude yeah the ghost rider game is solid too. Not as annoying as The Nightmare Before Christmas game (which is still good)
@@vasilboyanov-troyanov7915 glad someone else mentioned ghost rider, it was derivative as hell but it was done well
@@graffx5209 Yeah i'm happy when people mention the game fondly, it was the last Ghost Rider solo game. Playing as Blade sucks, though, quite literally lol
@@vasilboyanov-troyanov7915 It's okay but the bike segments are well done.
Damn I’ve never seen a community turn on someone so quick.
What he promoted was 1990s media censorship that a LOT of people fought hard against to keep from happening.
Hypocrisy won't be tolerated.
Keanu is Canadian, not American!
I don't know... This looks pretty violent. We can't be having that. Will someone think of the children!
I used to be into pvp games only when I was teen and this is only single player game that I actually finished coz it had very good atmosphere, I was obsessed with this game for some reason :)
you must be a psycho damn
I always loved how the Constatine movie/game depicted Heaven and Hell. In most other media, they are depicted as separate dimensions. But here, Heaven and Hell are actually on opposite ends of a spectrum and the "real world" is somewhere in the middle. Heaven/Hell just look like a much better/worse version or the real world. And exorcists like John Constantine are basically living radios who "tune" themselves towards one end or another in order to interact with otherworldly creatures like angels and demons.
I remember seeing this game back in the day in a bargain bin and passing it up because even then i knew movie based games were not to be trusted, but this review made me wish id given it a chance.
I love your editing and witty banter, btw. Your content is like comfort food for game nerds. Lol
Constantine is the movie that kick started my healthy obsession with Keanu
Game is too violent!!!! Those civilian demons are being hacking hurt!
This video reminds me of when a Buffalo took a diharea dump in my ear
Was gonna unsubscribe from you but I'm not even subscribed.
I dunno Gman, this game might be a bit too violent for you. Animal Crossing might be a bit more your style.
No.
Because you can go fishing, he might hurt them.
I'm thinking Gen 1 Gameboy Tetris.
@@Tienhamir100No, he'll hurt the innocent blocks.
I remember me and my dad playing this all the time, nostalgic memories
oh no. shooting at people in a videogame? 0/10. literally for terrorists.
this twitter thing is such a weird crusade.
What twitter does to a man... RIP Gmanlives 😔
man, such barbarism, i thought you were better than this Gmanlives... you really let all of us down this time
FINALLY!! Ahhh man i absolutely love that movie and its truly one of my favourites ever and the game was a treat too i think personally. So glad you're doing a vid on it man hell yeah what a day
are you sure this game is okay for you gman? you might accidentally become a psychopath
I didnt have a pc at the time, so I played a lot of this, the max payne game and the punisher one on this, along with sonic heroes in a nearby cyber cafe that charged per hour. Took me weeks to finish them all. Good memories
Tbh, I played the hell out of this game back on the PS2. I always thought it was pretty damn cool how they added new stuff into the game that wasn’t in the movie, like Constantine shifting into Hell to bypass boundaries in the Earth and using the Spell Tomes.
I knew you were going to do constantine video thanks man
I loved the Constantine game but the part where he walked in to an enterable hospital and shot everyone when he wasn’t on a rampage side mission was pretty ffed up. The guy needs to be put on a list i say!
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Woah dude, this game is way too violent! Can't believe my eyes. You should be playing games like Shrek: Ogres & Dronkeys. More your style and no violence😎
This game looks like it has buildings you can enter, I'm reporting you to the nanny state.
Put him on a list!
I was so surprised about the negative reviews the game got when it came out, because I loved it. The atmosphere, the dry aditute of Constintine himself, the interesting locations and the gameplay made the game one of the best ps2 game of that year. But the critics were praising the Batman Begins game wich had less gameplay elements and was just one big tutorial.
@Gggmanlives I think you need to address your controversy.
I actually did play this back when rentals where still a thing and remember liking it. I would think about it from time to time wondering if was still good today
Always wondered why Keanu Reeves only plays guys that are named John: John Constantine, Johnny Silverhand , John Wick, John A Anderson (pun intended)
Just started playing this on the 360, it's awesome.
I bought this for my collection last year. I rented it back when it released. I was actually playing it just last week.
I played this back in the day on my good old Xbox.
I remember liking it very much.
Same with the film.
Don't care about the accuracy, Constantine was awesome. Really wish they kept it going. Like Blade or Spawn, it's a really unique universe.
I loved this game back in the day so this just brought back all the memories
I love this game. I'm either half way or close to the half way mark. Cant get pass the boss in the hospital, I think.
Im glad you are covering this game.
Totally sane Twitter user behvaior: "I disagree with you, time to brigade all your social media"
Bro this game was a childhood favorite of mine. I loved this game growing up
I adored this game as a kid!!