The Dumbest Criminals Of All Time

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  • @Samuel-xs2yv
    @Samuel-xs2yv Рік тому +10658

    The Finders Keepers guy might have a legitimately decent defense if he can get a good enough lawyer.

    • @notfairdeletethistweet
      @notfairdeletethistweet Рік тому +1460

      Assuming he returned the stuff all well-kept, I’d release my charges, assuming he never came back.

    • @ChiefGore429
      @ChiefGore429 Рік тому +947

      I could see that as an honest mistake

    • @Pugseidon
      @Pugseidon Рік тому +494

      Better call saul

    • @Samuel-xs2yv
      @Samuel-xs2yv Рік тому +819

      ​@Jubei Gore agreed. I think he was being honest about just being dumb in the moment. I mean the store left unsecured products outside after hours, so I'd say they are at least part of the blame

    • @chickentenders3018
      @chickentenders3018 Рік тому +135

      I was honestly thinking the same thing. I could certainly see where someone could make that mistake. I don’t know if he’s guilty, but as a juror, I could definitely see that as reasonable doubt.

  • @Nyanmuri
    @Nyanmuri Рік тому +14195

    Imagine raising your son for over 20 years, just for him to steal from you, get caught, and think that it was legal 😭

    • @iaminsideyourwalls2021
      @iaminsideyourwalls2021 Рік тому +542

      You'd be wondering where you went wrong in raising him

    • @agamerdude7596
      @agamerdude7596 Рік тому +264

      Man probably plays too much GTA

    • @puppetfae
      @puppetfae Рік тому +106

      I'd be so disappointed 😂

    • @TheHollowBlade
      @TheHollowBlade Рік тому

      @@agamerdude7596 well no because theres no “time” in gta where crime is legal, if he did play alot of gta he would have at least learned that one thing. I would be soooo ashamed if i had a kid and he turned out that stupid. Like not only did you fail at parenting but you also raised one of the dumbest people of all time.

    • @yleyatarn
      @yleyatarn Рік тому +64

      Some dude in my class likes gta wouldn’t expect it if he tries robbing a bank by bribing the police with meth.

  • @nopopo4850
    @nopopo4850 Рік тому +3688

    To further explain McArthur Wheeler's story : he believed that lemon juice poured on his face would make him invisible from the observation that lemon juice when put on a pen and written on paper isn't visible, but becomes when exposed to heat from a match.
    That's what you would in fact call "mistaken"

    • @ANDREALEONE95
      @ANDREALEONE95 Рік тому +57

      So much a mistake that such things has a name: Dunning-Kruger Effect and was studied on that case.

    • @nopopo4850
      @nopopo4850 Рік тому +15

      ​@@ANDREALEONE95 sounds interesting! Care to tell me more?

    • @ImpuneKing
      @ImpuneKing Рік тому

      This makes him almost twice as dumb lol

    • @coltynstone-lamontagne
      @coltynstone-lamontagne Рік тому +44

      But... the paper under the lemon juice stays visible the whole time

    • @basdejong515
      @basdejong515 Рік тому

      @@nopopo4850 a really simplistic overview of the effect is that dumb people think that they are smart and smart people think they are dumb.

  • @AmonAmarthFan609
    @AmonAmarthFan609 8 місяців тому +213

    “It was Jesus who gave them to me behind the KFC”
    That’s a sentence I’ll never forget

    • @Calcearius
      @Calcearius 2 місяці тому +28

      Along with "I'm willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up" lmao

    • @ShoreFell
      @ShoreFell 9 днів тому

      And that Jesus gave them to him so he could go to outer space 🤣

  • @rogerpunk8132
    @rogerpunk8132 Рік тому +3149

    The “FINDER’S KEEPERS” guy had a legitimate reason to be confused and I believed him after researching the story. He had seen the stuff on the porch for days and when u think about it with a sign like that anybody could’ve been confused

    • @humanbean3
      @humanbean3 Рік тому +80

      if the dude lived there though, he knew it was a store... i mean it's a good defense though, but yeah he knew. or else why would he rob it in the middle of the night. actually idk when he robbed it but the clip showed a dude taking something at night, idk if that was the actual footage or just stock footage.

    • @Skatingprogress
      @Skatingprogress Рік тому +373

      Theres literally a store near me called the media free store and everything is free. There are often some pretty good things in there. Lots of clothes, kids toys, movies, books, and sometimes actual expensive electronics too. I totally believe this misunderstanding could happen, seeing as places like the free store actually exist.

    • @DoomyGloomy
      @DoomyGloomy Рік тому +105

      @@Skatingprogress Yeah there's lots of free stores in my area as well. He could have actually been confused.

    • @humanbean3
      @humanbean3 Рік тому +12

      @@Skatingprogress and you know its free because it's near you and you have gathered information about your surroundings like all normal humans do. no doubt this guy did the same thing and knew this shit wasn't free. it's a mistake that could happen though for sure. It's just not going to happen often. especially if it's a store in someone's own town.

    • @humanbean3
      @humanbean3 Рік тому +9

      I'd also point out that most people would make sure it was free if they were from out of town, as a free store is unusual.

  • @Noor_Jacobs03
    @Noor_Jacobs03 Рік тому +4385

    I actually feel bad for the finders keepers dude. He even returned the items. I think his intentions weren't evil.

    • @ThiccDaddy326
      @ThiccDaddy326 Рік тому

      Dumb as hell

    • @tinymiracle7785
      @tinymiracle7785 Рік тому +685

      I agree. He didn’t fight with police saying that it’s the stores fault it’s named that, he realized his mistake owned up to it and gave back the items.

    • @JohnFKennedy420
      @JohnFKennedy420 Рік тому

      Don’t feel bad. It’s called natural selection. You can’t fix stupid, doesn’t matter what his intentions were. It should still be illegal to steal shit even if you’re too dumb to understand that you’re stealing. No excuse

    • @JinsFavouriteArmy
      @JinsFavouriteArmy Рік тому +146

      @@tinymiracle7785 Still. being ignorant is his fault, better ask what you don't know b4 doing what you're planning.

    • @Abuakasilkyjohnson
      @Abuakasilkyjohnson Рік тому +226

      @@JinsFavouriteArmy entrapment still a thing can’t have a sign that say free tacos so good they’re free or finders keeps someone may take ur sign literally

  • @TheAliKoca
    @TheAliKoca Рік тому +3701

    Hearing the misfortune of dumb criminals gives me life.

  • @OfficiallySnek
    @OfficiallySnek Рік тому +753

    For the first case, I think I understand where he got this invisibility idea. Lemon juice is known as "invisible ink" because you can write with it on paper and then carefully heat it up so that it will burn making the writing visible. How he though that this method can be applied to a person, I have no idea

    • @TemnotaVoronya1243
      @TemnotaVoronya1243 Рік тому +29

      He prob thought of it like a strap of camouflage

    • @herbalterrorist420
      @herbalterrorist420 Рік тому +16

      I think I remember watching a video that went more in depth on that case and you are correct he got the idea from invisible ink.

    • @giulizpaviz6381
      @giulizpaviz6381 Рік тому +24

      imagine being at the bank doing your job and suddenly smell lemon

    • @telapoopy
      @telapoopy Рік тому +3

      yep, the article in the video mentions the invisible ink too

    • @stellaleicht4035
      @stellaleicht4035 Рік тому +5

      Dunning-krueger effect
      By the way, he was the inspiration for the study that discovered it

  • @donaldhutchison4652
    @donaldhutchison4652 Рік тому +816

    The selling tickets to heaven took me out I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂😂”I’m willing to set Jesus up” I’m too weak

    • @m.degroot6837
      @m.degroot6837 Рік тому +56

      At least he didn't demand 30 pieces of silver.

    • @donaldhutchison4652
      @donaldhutchison4652 Рік тому +5

      @@m.degroot6837 right that would’ve been hilarious

    • @jay_mw
      @jay_mw Рік тому +24

      I could actually see someone selling tickets to heaven on etsy as a gag git.

    • @yleyatarn
      @yleyatarn Рік тому +12

      Tickets to hell more like.

    • @Lamb666
      @Lamb666 Рік тому

      Honestly, fuck the idiots who are willing to buy shit like that. Religion is a cashcow

  • @Spud607
    @Spud607 Рік тому +965

    I remember some guy in County Offaly, Ireland who tried to smash a car window with a brick but the brick bounced off the window, hit him in the face and knocked him out 😂😂😂

  • @Borzah
    @Borzah Рік тому +1465

    I could never go to jail with the smile I have

    • @Daigorou-xp1bj
      @Daigorou-xp1bj Рік тому +70

      Anyone, even with a chimpanzee looking grin on they’re yt pfp will go to jail if they do something bad enough

    • @Collin0
      @Collin0 Рік тому +149

      bro you lookin whimsical as hell in that pic

    • @Ramzi123_
      @Ramzi123_ Рік тому +228

      ​@@Daigorou-xp1bj that got to be racist

    • @yaboiandrew8206
      @yaboiandrew8206 Рік тому +31

      @@Ramzi123_fr 😭😭😭

    • @pullthatupjamie3537
      @pullthatupjamie3537 Рік тому +103

      ​@@Daigorou-xp1bj Needlessly racist comment but you do you

  • @Choochinc
    @Choochinc Рік тому +523

    I can't get over that guy that logged into Facebook on the home owner's computer, then not only didn't take the computer, but left it logged in. And then went later back because the homeowner messaged him saying he forgot stuff. That is one of the most braindead things I've ever heard.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ Рік тому +1

      My farts are better than Sunny’s farts.

    • @kavinh10
      @kavinh10 Рік тому +50

      it was so ridiculous, the police initially thought it was a setup to frame someone else to distract them.

    • @niggachu420
      @niggachu420 Рік тому

      ​@@p-__ 194 subscribers 💀😂 you're a joke homie

    • @Nerd-O-Matic
      @Nerd-O-Matic Рік тому +3

      The fact it had to be *facebook* and not literally any other website.

    • @Ellie-fn9cz
      @Ellie-fn9cz Рік тому +1

      @@kavinh10 plssss😭

  • @ShadowGunR
    @ShadowGunR Рік тому +568

    There was this one story I heard that this guy went to a gas station and asked the cashier for change. He put $20 on the counter, and when the cashier opened the register to give him change, he pulled a gun on the cashier and demanded all the cash in the register. He ran out of the store with all the money, but left his 20 dollars on the counter.
    The total amount of money in the register...?
    ...15 dollars.
    This guy robbed a gas station and earned -5 dollars.

    • @tugs8689
      @tugs8689 Рік тому +47

      I can't even 😭😭

    • @mojo3318
      @mojo3318 Рік тому

      That was dumb.

    • @_yssmo_
      @_yssmo_ Рік тому +11

      he lost 5 dollars actually🤓

    • @collinsa8909
      @collinsa8909 Рік тому +15

      Damn! Probably too scared or excited to cash in on the robbery

    • @nuclearmemester2620
      @nuclearmemester2620 Рік тому +22

      ​@@_yssmo_ he mentioned minus 5 (-5).

  • @blindmown
    @blindmown Рік тому +690

    "I'm willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up" is both the funniest thing I've ever heard and also a bold offer.

    • @chrisposeed
      @chrisposeed Рік тому

      Fukin Judas, again!!!

    • @Glitter_H_Hoof
      @Glitter_H_Hoof Рік тому +23

      judas' reincarnation

    • @nasis18
      @nasis18 Рік тому

      😆

    • @kchikwete
      @kchikwete Рік тому +4

      modern day Judas

    • @Theunicorn2012
      @Theunicorn2012 Рік тому +2

      "I'm willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up" is both the funniest thing I've ever heard and also a bold offer.

  • @maulmemes
    @maulmemes Рік тому +88

    The first bank robbery happened in the 1798. While successful, one robber died of yellow fever, and the other got arrested trying to deposit his money in the exact same bank.

    • @maulmemes
      @maulmemes 11 місяців тому +1

      @Markiegee55 Really? I learned it from Black Yo- I mean Joshi.

    • @JaKack
      @JaKack 5 місяців тому

      @Markiegee55I’ve also watched that huggbees video genuinely good content

  • @CoffeehouseCrime
    @CoffeehouseCrime Рік тому +1817

    I massively approve of this video. Top quality content 🏆

  • @Infinite.Worldz
    @Infinite.Worldz Рік тому +957

    Sunny, you should make this a series. I just kept laughing after each ridiculous story.

    • @kamiiisama197
      @kamiiisama197 Рік тому

      Just watch more on Crime Zone.
      literally an idea and some storys from there

    • @p-__
      @p-__ Рік тому +2

      My farts are better than Sunny’s farts

    • @hamada5889
      @hamada5889 Рік тому +11

      ​@@p-__we couldnt care less

    • @Infinite.Worldz
      @Infinite.Worldz Рік тому +1

      @@hamada5889 👋 real human lol.

    • @jessediesel4211
      @jessediesel4211 Рік тому

      this is a fake news story, sunny is desperate for content and money, pushing out whatever he can now

  • @c0rpsebloom310
    @c0rpsebloom310 Рік тому +220

    I remember the story of a guy wanting to rob a liquor store and the employee behind the counter asked for an id so that he could confirm the robbers age before handing him any alcohol. Well you can probably guess what the robber did...

    • @bangz5737
      @bangz5737 Рік тому +21

      You’re lying🤣🤣🤣🤣there’s no way

    • @redRuxx
      @redRuxx Рік тому +8

      No I can’t please tell me

    • @JaZmine147
      @JaZmine147 Рік тому +5

      NO WAY. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @SergioLeonardoCornejo
      @SergioLeonardoCornejo Рік тому +4

      Too bad these people didn't live natural selection.

    • @DaijDjan
      @DaijDjan Рік тому +6

      @@bangz5737 Well, I tried to look the story up - there is a United Press International article from Mai 10th, 2012 about such an occurence in Russia. Except the robber did not show his ID, but was seriously confused for quite some time apparently (16 years old and drunk) - he did get caught later on anyway.
      So either there is another similar incident out there - or it did not really end up being that (but still quite a bit) funny^^

  • @LegoAnimations6370
    @LegoAnimations6370 Рік тому +95

    If I ever feel dumb, I just remember these people exists.

  • @OhMyDisS1de
    @OhMyDisS1de Рік тому +525

    the guy that tried to rob a bank using a finger gun got me 💀

    • @sabahlarakadar420
      @sabahlarakadar420 Рік тому +31

      Florida moment

    • @bangz5737
      @bangz5737 Рік тому +69

      And they gave him 160 in pity money😭😭

    • @Kaminkaese
      @Kaminkaese Рік тому +21

      The mcdonalds in my town in germany got robbed with a watergun

    • @spheredhawk67
      @spheredhawk67 Рік тому +10

      And they felt so unthreatened they gave him money

    • @termartion9007
      @termartion9007 Рік тому +6

      Always count on Florida for having some of the most ridiculous stories ever

  • @JP-bg2vq
    @JP-bg2vq Рік тому +159

    “I’m willing to wear a wire to set Jesus up” Got a modern day Judas over here

    • @orourkeda
      @orourkeda Рік тому +2

      Or as they said in the sopranos he had hos own broadcast on WRAT,

    • @shadowsage2636
      @shadowsage2636 Рік тому

      She probably meant someone of mexican race, as those are the only real people named jesus you'll find.

  • @crunchwrapsupreme9372
    @crunchwrapsupreme9372 Рік тому +1132

    I honestly feel bad for the Finders Keepers dude. I think the fact he returned the stuff proves there was no ill-intent.

    • @oatseawong6664
      @oatseawong6664 Рік тому +31

      our society had too much emphaty to let some dumb people got away from wha they did.

    • @frozen7550
      @frozen7550 Рік тому +147

      ​​@@oatseawong6664 can you prove that his intentions were ill? I think the law also prioritizes motive & intent above all else. ....I mean you talk like you have his crimal history.

    • @goazer2
      @goazer2 Рік тому +63

      Yeah I can almost believe that guy was telling the truth.

    • @bigbananabill
      @bigbananabill Рік тому +106

      to me, it seems like a genuinely braindead move by someone with questionable intelligence, not mere malice.

    • @The-Gamer-Mammot
      @The-Gamer-Mammot Рік тому +12

      @@oatseawong6664 certain laws literally have different punishments based on events leading to it, like murder, if it's a thing of you flipped out and accidentally killed someone, yeah you're gonna get jail time, it still wouldn't be as bad as if it was premeditated murder, plus, ignorance and active attempt to right the wrong, can be a big factor in any punishment

  • @ysmc2752
    @ysmc2752 Рік тому +65

    The insane stupidity of the criminal in the last story was just plain hilarious it had me uncontrollably giggling 😂😂

  • @holdmeclosertonydanza22
    @holdmeclosertonydanza22 Рік тому +343

    As a former NH resident, the stuff at Finders Keepers is literally just out there. There are no signs at all suggesting that it costs money, and the charity nature of the store definitely suggests it's free. There's also a handful of places in NH where this kinda thing IS free, so it's logical that he would think nothing of it.

    • @jessediesel4211
      @jessediesel4211 Рік тому +7

      this is a fake news story, sunny is desperate for content and money, pushing out whatever he can now

    • @leahharvey4657
      @leahharvey4657 Рік тому +43

      @@jessediesel4211 proof?

    • @averageinternetuser2023
      @averageinternetuser2023 Рік тому +10

      ​@@jessediesel4211 glad you're a sentient human and not a bot, so people around the internet can psychologically torment your emotions & life 24/7 eventually leading to leaving the internet for good and straying away as a purposeless husk of once a person full of potential since birth ruined by the current generation of society

    • @The-Singularity-X01
      @The-Singularity-X01 Рік тому

      @@jessediesel4211 Your source is that you made it the fuck up.

    • @The-Singularity-X01
      @The-Singularity-X01 Рік тому +13

      @@averageinternetuser2023 You'll probably want to see a professional for that schizophrenia dude.

  • @Willystuped
    @Willystuped Рік тому +424

    3:22 he really took “never take a knife to a gun fight” literally

    • @DaemonJerky
      @DaemonJerky Рік тому +26

      No he completely ignored it lmao

    • @vasiovasio
      @vasiovasio Рік тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @jessediesel4211
      @jessediesel4211 Рік тому +2

      this is a fake news story, sunny is desperate for content and money, pushing out whatever he can now

    • @coffeemakerbottomcracked
      @coffeemakerbottomcracked Рік тому +13

      @@jessediesel4211 sources?

    • @jessediesel4211
      @jessediesel4211 Рік тому +1

      @@coffeemakerbottomcracked show me sources its real duh there isnt any

  • @wakandapolatty
    @wakandapolatty Рік тому +321

    “I met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he’d take me and my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that’s entirely made of drugs.” That is the best police statement I’ve ever heard! 😂

  • @okk7765
    @okk7765 Рік тому +43

    But.. i wore the juice..

  • @siltos9139
    @siltos9139 Рік тому +148

    For almost 10 min I was like "surely this cannot go further in the idiot territory"
    Sunny :"But there is worse"

    • @Nullybk
      @Nullybk Рік тому

      The video isn’t even 10 min
      long

    • @xxpromlggamerproxx
      @xxpromlggamerproxx Рік тому

      @@Nullybk of course youtube has a max of 12 hours on video

    • @Cacodevidro432
      @Cacodevidro432 3 місяці тому

      ​​@@xxpromlggamerproxxThere are videos waaaay L O N G E R than 12 hours, like a slowed-down version of the F24 key video
      Or you aren't talking about videos only going to 12 hours?

    • @xxpromlggamerproxx
      @xxpromlggamerproxx 3 місяці тому

      @@Cacodevidro432 misconception i had at the time, comment i made doesnt even make sense

  • @LuckmonkVR
    @LuckmonkVR Рік тому +334

    i love how sunny got the commentary community to focus on internet drama instead of irl drama so he could be the only one to make irl drama videos 😂
    edit: im not the guy to thank ppl for likes

    • @nunuofficial5146
      @nunuofficial5146 Рік тому

      Here is the recommended clip that says it all:,
      ua-cam.com/video/A8Cbi2ChKA4/v-deo.html

    • @yleyatarn
      @yleyatarn Рік тому

      Yep

    • @ixanuay
      @ixanuay Рік тому +2

      Yeah but Sunny does irl videos sometimes. It's mostly influencer controversy though.

    • @rex74t
      @rex74t Рік тому

      @@nunuofficial5146 don’t care

    • @redken3919
      @redken3919 Рік тому

      How did he do that

  • @ItsFootballNotSoccer14
    @ItsFootballNotSoccer14 Рік тому +311

    I just can't imagine. If I was arrested like this, I'd break out to do something more cool to get arrested for.

  • @Borzah
    @Borzah Рік тому +296

    It’s important to have a positive mindset in life

  • @danf6513
    @danf6513 Рік тому +69

    "But I wore the juice..." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @brobunni
    @brobunni Рік тому +90

    If you're depressed and think you're dumb, just remember that a criminal poured lemon juice on himself, thinking he was invisible....

  • @hardrockinhere
    @hardrockinhere Рік тому +161

    I remember that old video of the guy who broke into a convenience store by coming in through the roof, but then got locked in and had to wait for police to show up to open the door

    • @Tuelz...
      @Tuelz... Рік тому +10

      Lmao I remember that

    • @JaZmine147
      @JaZmine147 Рік тому +7

      You have to love karma. 😂

    • @MrcreeperDXD777
      @MrcreeperDXD777 Рік тому

      Blud think he Lalo Salamanca💀💀💀

  • @demon1864
    @demon1864 Рік тому +127

    I remember this one:
    A guy robbed a gas station. The cashier on duty recognized him and gave his name and address to police. The cashier was the thief’s daughter.

    • @_GrandZeno
      @_GrandZeno Рік тому +18

      betrayed by your own daughter is worse then robbing a gas station!

    • @JakeyBro69
      @JakeyBro69 7 місяців тому +12

      @@_GrandZenothat’s not “being betrayed” her dad literally robbed her at her workplace.

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 5 місяців тому +5

      @@JakeyBro69yeah that’s called being betrayed by your _father_

    • @JakeyBro69
      @JakeyBro69 5 місяців тому

      @@jeremytitus9519 that’s not being betrayed lol

    • @tiffanyeyoung1800
      @tiffanyeyoung1800 Місяць тому

      Now that's crazy

  • @Random_Facts_Central
    @Random_Facts_Central Рік тому +260

    My mother worked in forensics for fifteen years. By far the funniest story she ever told me was about a man who broke into a home, stole stuff, and took a bite of the homeowner's cheese before he left. He was caught a couple days later after the DNA results came in.

  • @DillaQuantavious
    @DillaQuantavious Рік тому +51

    Imagine getting out of jail and then immediately getting arrested again 💀 9:03

  • @braedenday1652
    @braedenday1652 Рік тому +145

    “Never bring a knife to a gun store”

  • @the_bamboozler9613
    @the_bamboozler9613 Рік тому +71

    7:03
    Put the money in the gun ive got a bag and im not afraid to use it

  • @greenhawk_1495
    @greenhawk_1495 Рік тому +16

    One of my favorite parts about watching Sunny is the fact that there really is no intro or outro. He delivers the high quality content, then gets out of your way without wasting any more time, not to mention never begging for likes or subscriptions. o7

  • @briangoldsmith8709
    @briangoldsmith8709 Рік тому +99

    There was a guy in my neighborhood who robbed a bank & then waited for a bus at the bus stop right in front of the bank. Needless to say he didn’t get very far. Great video!

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 Рік тому +70

    This video is why the "Criminally Stupid" phrase exists. You also gotta love how some of these were so hilariously dumb that Sunny couldn't keep himself from laughing

  • @skiermac4679
    @skiermac4679 Рік тому +35

    I heard a story about a group robbing a store but the clerk said they can’t do the robbery now and had to wait until the store was closed at 6 pm. They came back 15 minutes before it closed, got rejected again and came back after it closed where they were promptly arrested by waiting cops.

  • @Davedave590
    @Davedave590 Рік тому +106

    You know it's a good day when sunny uploads.

  • @Cunox582
    @Cunox582 Рік тому +38

    I visited Florida a few weeks back, and I actually ran into SunnyV2 at a Panera Bread. I asked for his autograph, and he promptly put me in a headlock and brutally delivered blow after blow perfectly to the center of my face. This continued for a total of 1 minute and 57 seconds, after which he released me, where I was rushed to the hospital. I just got out and have fully recovered from the physical and mental trauma. Keep up the great work SunnyV2!

  • @Brandon-eo2hj
    @Brandon-eo2hj Рік тому +83

    As a Florida man, I feel like we’re being challenged

    • @TalesOfBrandino
      @TalesOfBrandino Рік тому +8

      As a Ohio man, you are indeed being challenged

    • @CobbleBompster
      @CobbleBompster Рік тому

      @@TalesOfBrandino “only in Ohio” -👦

  • @zyron4190
    @zyron4190 Рік тому +18

    “ but I wore the Juice”best line ever 😂

  • @rl9217
    @rl9217 Рік тому +69

    “But I wore the juice!”
    “That doesn’t make you invisible.”
    “…well this is news to me.”
    “Yeah tell it to the judge buddy, you’re going away for a long, long time. Juice-tice has been served.”

  • @AdamRobinson1982
    @AdamRobinson1982 Рік тому +31

    Bro, in 9 minutes you riffed thru like 20 stories, and it didn't feel like it. How do you keep getting better. You are so freaking good, Sunny! thanks for your content and the hard work and thought you put into it!

  • @spektator5418
    @spektator5418 Рік тому +41

    5:49 bruhh he really said he met jesus behind the kfc
    I bet the police were holding their laugh 🤣

  • @NikkiLovesYouLotsx
    @NikkiLovesYouLotsx 5 місяців тому +3

    “Decided to try to rob a store called ‘Discount Guns’ with a baseball bat” 🤣🤣🤣 made my whole week, reading that line 😂

  • @dreqdl8891
    @dreqdl8891 Рік тому +61

    9:39 you almost started cracking up, finally broke character for once lol.

  • @DiamondNinja8
    @DiamondNinja8 Рік тому +111

    Sunny v2s editing style research and hard work on his videos is always amazing

  • @PrussianPoe
    @PrussianPoe Рік тому +23

    3:31 “Oh how the tables have turned”

  • @CsQ_RandomRepository
    @CsQ_RandomRepository Рік тому +34

    7:50 You know that a criminal is spectacularly dumb when you can actually hear SunnyV2 trying hard not to break

    • @titan133760
      @titan133760 Місяць тому

      You can hear SunnyV2 trying hard not to laugh multiple times in this video

  • @JesusChrist-li7it
    @JesusChrist-li7it Рік тому +77

    5:51 what a snitch

    • @SealWithoutHat
      @SealWithoutHat Рік тому +7

      Damn holy spirit is pissed 😂

    • @Mushroom.Madness.
      @Mushroom.Madness. Рік тому +5

      I'm not exactly sure how they broke the law? Selling chunks of 2×4 is a crime now? But yeah wtf for Jesus the man died for everyone's sins to forever ask for forgiveness and this couple can't do a bit of time

    • @pjplayz5448
      @pjplayz5448 Рік тому +5

      This is the best thing i hqve seen all year. Nothing else is going to come close to this in 2023.

  • @ehhhhhhhh2233
    @ehhhhhhhh2233 Рік тому +28

    Man, I wish there was some way to get content out of you every day. This unknowingly and quickly became one of my favorite channels on UA-cam. Thanks for everything man!

  • @baddragonite
    @baddragonite Рік тому +6

    "I'm just unbelievably stupid" is a hilarious defense

  • @chad_b
    @chad_b Рік тому +125

    I had a lot of addiction and mental health issues in my teens and early 20s. One of the times I was in jail I met a guy, who actually became a pretty good friend for that bit, who was doing two years for an armed robbery. He robbed a gas station downtown at knife point and got away with $5. He got caught not long after

    • @ellabryant4976
      @ellabryant4976 Рік тому +5

      See stories like this just kinda make me sad. He was obviously that desperate for the cash

    • @jofx4051
      @jofx4051 Рік тому +2

      Brooo $5 for 2y 😅

    • @collinsa8909
      @collinsa8909 Рік тому +1

      Went to jail for 2yrs bcos of $5!?

    • @No1_Inpa_Ticular
      @No1_Inpa_Ticular Рік тому +1

      @@collinsa8909Actually he’s lucky to only get 2 yrs for robbing with a knife

  • @jackinmybox4945
    @jackinmybox4945 Рік тому +45

    3:41 Dude brought a knife to a gunfight.

  • @Kat21
    @Kat21 Рік тому +24

    Always a good day when SunnyV2 uploads

    • @Kat21
      @Kat21 Рік тому

      @@Runisy167 totally real (not real)

  • @abaronofchivalry5176
    @abaronofchivalry5176 Рік тому +4

    I love how each new criminal somehow one-ups the last. It's actually incredible.

  • @victoryguard
    @victoryguard Рік тому +35

    "police concluded that wheeler was not crazy or on drugs, just incredibly mistaken" must have been really hard to come to that conclusion

  • @punished4890
    @punished4890 Рік тому +38

    2:46 Nah, but he ain't wrong tho

  • @merfinator5984
    @merfinator5984 Рік тому +40

    2:45 no no he’s got a point

  • @NexSDC
    @NexSDC Рік тому +2

    This video feels like a reward for the viewers that have been supporting this channel this entire time, because this is the most entertaining video I ever watched on this channel.

  • @PrabhasRajuRBL
    @PrabhasRajuRBL Рік тому +36

    The dude who robbed a car after just being released from the prison 💀

    • @djpegao
      @djpegao Рік тому +7

      not only that, he robbed from the same prison parking lot, I mean how stupid could one person be?

    • @andrewgreen77
      @andrewgreen77 Рік тому +9

      Bro thought he was playing GTA 5 💀

  • @rockytheracoon6082
    @rockytheracoon6082 Рік тому +29

    0:37 "But I wore the juice" is such an amazing sentence

    • @Ethanthethingymabobber
      @Ethanthethingymabobber Рік тому +2

      Sounds like slang for wearing like a bomb or smuggling certain substances.

  • @pab1381
    @pab1381 Рік тому +21

    Cops: “You’re under arrest!”
    Guy: “But…I went in the house during the day! It’s only burglary at night!” 😂

  • @_yelloww
    @_yelloww 9 місяців тому +3

    Omg the narrator giggled when calling out the 999,528 dollars change 😂❤ 9:41

  • @Lawrence_Talbot
    @Lawrence_Talbot Рік тому +47

    I still love the one guy who tried to rob a house, only for it to be the house of WWE Hacksaw Jim Duggan. Spoiler, the robber didn’t get away

  • @lenodiorzero4903
    @lenodiorzero4903 Рік тому +26

    in my city, theres a place called the “grace house” where they put unused items on the porch of a house, and you’re literally supposed to just take things as you please. Understandable how the “finders keepers” guy got confused.

  • @Groxcima
    @Groxcima Рік тому +30

    8:42 I know you could make the joke about every one of these criminals, but, this guy really thought he was playing GTA in real life.

    • @PaulAllen786
      @PaulAllen786 Рік тому

      Singleton’s charges included “Being too Stupid to Be a Productive Member of Society”.
      I legit was surprised this individual is still alive by how dumb he is.
      Literally has a lesser felony of trespassing but immediately after gaining freedom makes a decision that 1).would not allow him to escape his actions
      2).gains him a new charge of felony grand theft auto because he did not want to “walk”
      Well he got his wish because he can sit for 23 hours a day now for the next 9 years and enjoy not walking anywhere. Even funnier to me is that he legit did not have anyone to call to pick him up, did not ask for assistance to get a taxi, and essentially the walk to his house was Gods way of saying “if you ain’t willing to walk and enjoy the outside air and freedom, then you don’t deserve to freedom”

  • @pedrovianna2917
    @pedrovianna2917 Рік тому +6

    For those who want to know:
    Yes. The video of the girl who robbed the bank is still on youtube. Even after she was arrested. It's called "Chick back robber".

  • @ednisjeanty6748
    @ednisjeanty6748 Рік тому +118

    Literally in tears from start to finish watching this. Your delivery and transition into each dumber criminal was immaculate 😭

  • @Cooldudecrafter
    @Cooldudecrafter Рік тому +24

    The guy getting arrested for breaking into his own house is exactly like that one spongebob episode

  • @garryschmong
    @garryschmong Рік тому +39

    0:54 XQC?! WHAT HAPPENED?

  • @saxa1165
    @saxa1165 Рік тому +2

    One of your most entertaning video in a s while imo

  • @dantheguy6912
    @dantheguy6912 Рік тому +18

    I love the videos you’re doing that are now focused on criminal stuff rather than internet drama, it’s awesome :D

    • @donghye1004
      @donghye1004 Рік тому

      yea it’s more interesting LMAOO

  • @mando482
    @mando482 Рік тому +15

    The guy that immediately stole a car after getting out of jail got me 😂 bro thought he was in GTA

  • @thegamingfatboy1716
    @thegamingfatboy1716 Рік тому +31

    I feel like I can hear Sunny smile at 5:30, his tone just changes.
    This robber was so stupid he broke character.

  • @Agriz1210
    @Agriz1210 Рік тому +3

    You’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by, a smooth brained criminal.

  • @sprightlyebbie3022
    @sprightlyebbie3022 Рік тому +17

    To be fair, the "Finders Keepers" was hilarious, but it makes sense. Plus, he returned the DVD player. Like the Gorilla glue lady, the store needs to invest in a sign that reads, "The items are Not Free"

  • @madrimious6830
    @madrimious6830 Рік тому +45

    ain't no way he actually came back to "get his stuff" 💀

  • @chimpyboi3540
    @chimpyboi3540 Рік тому +23

    8:50 Bro thinks he lives in the GTA universe and can just hop into any car without getting a wanted level

  • @Socalfishingkids
    @Socalfishingkids Рік тому +5

    The last guys cashier must've laughed thinking he was joking. Then he must have started getting serious lol

  • @tigernotwoods914
    @tigernotwoods914 Рік тому +18

    Finders Keepers guy has a legit defense.
    The gun store incident is something else. How did he think that would end? Homeboy literally brought a knife to a gunfight. 😅

  • @wavystars5075
    @wavystars5075 Рік тому +36

    Honestly for the Finders Keepers guy, there are business/places that literally put things outside for the public for free. So I personally can see that being a crazy misunderstanding.

    • @gurvmlk
      @gurvmlk Рік тому

      But even so, wouldn't you check with an employee or volunteer worker to confirm before just taking stuff?

  • @colorman4490
    @colorman4490 Рік тому +9

    The Lemon Juice guy wins the prize. Not for believing Lemon Juice would make himself invisible but for being in disbelief when it didn’t. 😅

  • @kh-78065
    @kh-78065 Рік тому +3

    'Jesus gave me the tickets behind the KFC' Omg I'm dying 😭

  • @geofff.3343
    @geofff.3343 Рік тому +60

    The truly stupid thing about the lemon juice wasn't that he thought it would make him invisible. The stupid thing is he didn't do a dry run test first.
    Ideas aren't inherently dumb. Not testing your idea is.

    • @oliverparis3361
      @oliverparis3361 Рік тому +5

      He did, he legitimately told police that he had poured the juice on his face, taken a selfie and was invisible in the photo, however, no such photo has ever been found.

    • @strangerofthe2067
      @strangerofthe2067 Рік тому +2

      Sounds more like a wet run 😂

    • @commentsdisabled2320
      @commentsdisabled2320 Рік тому +3

      Feels like he’s been watching life hack videos on UA-cam

    • @geofff.3343
      @geofff.3343 Рік тому

      ​@@oliverparis3361 You sure? The case referenced comes from 1995. Self-photography was possible, but not nearly as culturally widespread as today.

    • @oliverparis3361
      @oliverparis3361 Рік тому +1

      @@geofff.3343 Unless there's someone else who did this, yes, I am pretty sure; going off of memory, I think he bought a disposable camera.

  • @KazeHorse
    @KazeHorse Рік тому +23

    6:26 imagine explaining to the police that they need to turn up to the store this afternoon because a robber gave them his number in a failure attempt that morning 😂
    I don’t even know how I’d initiate that.

  • @paul_warner
    @paul_warner Рік тому +1

    Bitlife bank robberies be like "pick your disguise:
    >sharpie blackface
    >invisible ink
    >a wig and padded bra
    >a plastic produce bag"

  • @pricklycatsss
    @pricklycatsss Рік тому +20

    6:05 If they made $10k that means they somehow managed to find 100 people to sell the tickets to heaven. There's drug dealers that can't even find 100 people to sell to and drugs literally sell themselves lmao. That's incredible

  • @kt420ish
    @kt420ish Рік тому +46

    That chick that robbed a bank for $6000 and said, "I'm rich now" 😂😂😂

    • @Hemingway5000
      @Hemingway5000 Рік тому

      Beavis and Butthead level stupidity. 😅

  • @APCDraw
    @APCDraw Рік тому +7

    “I’m willing to wear a wire to set Jesus up.” Is one of the hardest lines I’ve ever heard

  • @OneShotSlinger
    @OneShotSlinger Рік тому +15

    Funny how we give some murderers only three years, but some folks 24 years for theft.

    • @idontknowwhattonamemyself1887
      @idontknowwhattonamemyself1887 Рік тому

      He did have a gun though

    • @TransistorBased
      @TransistorBased 5 місяців тому

      ​@@idontknowwhattonamemyself1887 I think you're missing the point, killing someone should carry a considerably higher penalty than theft

    • @francesbernard2445
      @francesbernard2445 2 місяці тому

      I have always wondered the same. Up until more than one preacher and priest told me and others present there at the time that when you break one comandment in effect they all are being broken. By that time of course I was not all that concerned about trying to have drop dead good looks anyway.

    • @TransistorBased
      @TransistorBased 2 місяці тому

      @@francesbernard2445 ...what?

  • @CCSleep_
    @CCSleep_ Рік тому +19

    1:51 sunny really just laugh right there

  • @maxmetalknight
    @maxmetalknight Рік тому +35

    I remember hearing a story, long time ago, that one guy decided to rob a bank, went to his local Bank of America, got the paper document there, where he wrote "This is a robbery, hand over the cash and no one gets hurt", with a lot of spelling errors and stepped into the waiting line. While waiting he got paranoid, thinking someone was onto him and went to a different bank altogether. He waited in the line, handed the banker the note and banker, noticing spelling mistakes, deduced that he's not the smartest, told him the bank cannot honor the request, since the it was written on Bank of America document and told him to go there... so he did :D Banker called the police and the guy was caught back at that same Bank of America, where he was before

  • @ayesaarif7347
    @ayesaarif7347 Рік тому +29

    1:48 my boy was doing a robbery on a budget