Wii Sports Resort Will Forever Be Mii Childhood
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- It's been a long time since I punched my TV with a Wii remote
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I got Covid last week so I wanted to play something fun and nostalgic. With the announcement of Nintendo Switch Sports I thought it'd be a good time to revisit this absolute classic again. Thanks for all the well wishes too guys :)
Hope you get better soon
@@floridaball4896 ^^^^
Wack covid away with the all powerful Mii resort sword
You ok now?
Get well soon!
I love how, over the course of a few holes, John Golf morphed from a middle-aged guy who doesn't really care about golf, to an abusive psycho.
Flanderization speedrun?
this is Mr Green all over again, but instead of disease we have psycho
"I'LL SHOW YOU A PSYCHO"
@@RTGame “JOHN, NO! YOU’RE DRUNK!”
“OH GOD NO JOHN, YOU CAN’T DRIVE THE CART INTO THE COMMENTATORS!”
“JOHN YOU CAN’T DRIVE THE CART ONTO THE HIGHWAY!”
“NO JOHN YOU CAN’T KEEP COMMITTING FELONIES!”
@@illusoryquixot "ILL SHOW YOU A FELONY!"
I love how John Golf started as just a sad depressed guy and turned into an alcoholic dad and then finally became a violent man with clear PTSD who wields a gun on a gold course.
I'm pretty sure John Golf is I Want Die before he gave up and started wishing for his end.
John Golf: The Origin of I Want Die
I love how wii sports has actual characters with somewhat of an implied backstory
Because you have Matt, the champion in most combat related sports like boxing and swordplay, and even being a coach in the training modes, but he’s also tried out Tennis, being not as good at that sport, putting him at a lower difficulty
This makes me want a crossover between Miitopia and Wii Sports Resort
Matt lives a happy and healthy Life
I watched a wii sports out of bounds videos recently, and in the training area for matt, theres posters from newspapers of him with hair about things he achieved in boxing, quite cool tbh
There's also Ryan, who's always the starting enemy at every combat-based sport, and whose expression and build remind me a lot of a more disheveled, more depressed Glass Joe from Punch Out
@@silversonome5360 nah Ryan's just trying to find some new hobbies
RT: makes jokes about often roleplaying as an abusive father
RT five minutes later: is roleplaying as an abusive father
I love how aggressive that intro is
Like he is playing resort out of SPITE
John golf would play golf just to spite Nintendo switch sport
The miis are still in the switch game. It's confirmed later in the trailer
yes
@@hhoop3876 but they're an option. That's horrible. They should be the only characters, out with those metaverse looking xbox 360 avatars
@Wolfgalaxy I’m really sorry but you sound very picky.
Interesting fact about bowling for anyone who didn’t know: the split that RT got on his first shot at 4:40 is actually harder to make than a 7-10. I always called it a Greek church, although I’m not sure if there is actually a proper name for it. I’m gonna stop talking now because I don’t know how interested people would be with something about bowling.
That is a interesting fact. Thank you for sharing
Great name for it as well, I'll start calling it a Greek church
I've been bowling for years, never knew that fact, thanks
The formation at 4:40 is called a "Big Five" split.
There actually is a Greek Church split, which is the 4, 6, 7, (8 for left handers or 9 for right handers), and 10 pins.
The only reason I remember what a Greek Church is is that it has only been converted 3 times in a tournament, and some 20-year old I can't name recently did.
Rip John Golf, may he rest in peace. He really did show us alcohol poisoning.
I’LL SHOW YOU ALCOHOL POISONING
John Golf is very much alive: He's in his mid 50s and he lives in Tampa.
@@JackPoppy He'll be in Miami in 2028....when Brightline finally starts service there and goes "I'll show you true high-speed rail!" Causing a major accident as a result of consuming far more alcohol than he ever has in his life.
@@JackPoppy fucc i gotta run
I love how it always says "stop" in the middle of your wildly violent combos like the miis are asking you to stop so desperately that they *violate the rules of the medium* to get their message across
I can't wait for John Golf to be a recurring character in this community
Edit: "John Golf seems to have pulled out a shotgun from a secret gun compartment and is now threatening his caddy." said the golf commentator calmly.
I wonder how related John golf is to Magical Jon from Scribblenauts
@@cosmicdunsparce They are connected one way or another...
@@cosmicdunsparce Jon is what happens when John is sober too long
John Golf is Magical John's dad
I’LL SHOW YOU A RECURRING CHARACTER IN THIS COMMUNITY
John Golf just sounds like Von Karma washed up and spending his retirement golfing after Phoenix used a Bird and a Metal detector to ruin his life
John is von karma's father.
Make it canon
Glad I wasn't the only one that thought this 😅
Why is this so accurate tho?
VON KARMA NO!
@@charlieflight6124 Jon Karma.
The John Golf segment was the funniest thing RT has ever made
I’LL SHOW YOU THE FUNNIEST SEGMENT RT HAS EVER MADE
John Golf is especially funny for me since I met him once. I worked at the course and he had a shotgun in his golf bag. He fired it in rage when he missed a putt and the police arrested him
Narrator of Wii Sports gets home:
"Honey! I'm home!"
**starts to uncontrollably say 'Nice Shot'** **heads to his bedroom only to see his wife getting nailed by John Golf**
GETTING WHAT BY WHO
ILL SHOW YOU A NICE SHOT
"Hole in one!"
Honey you gonna love it here.
"Honey, it's not what it looks like!"
"I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE"
John Golf is so abusive because he grew up with the pressure of being the son of Vanderbilt Wilhelm Golf, the inventor of golf.
The John Golf comentating is literally THE FUNNIEST SHIT ive ever heard. As it progresed i kept laughing harder and last thing i heard before i had to pause because i was laughing so hard and uncontrollably was how the Caby got hit from 40 feet away. Its at this point i pause the video and because my Asthma kicks in and its getting hard to breathe and a little while after i start blacking out a teeny bit. Only one other thing put me in such a situation before but this was funnier of the 2.
0:30 sword duel
4:02 bowling
10:07 golf
18:46 table tennis
19:45 water skiing
20:38 frisbee
21:38 biking
22:13 airplane
22:46 basketball
23:14 archery
23:55 canoeing
24:42 skydiving
“I’ll show you golf”
I read that while I was on golf and I thought you were meme-ing
My God, i remember the Christmas our parents got us a wii and that game with two nunchuks. Brings back so many happy memories of me often times *annihilating* my family in all the games haha
Didn't know they made a remake tho, surprised they did tbh
Also, putting Megalovania when Matt showed up was comedy gold and only appropriate
iirc, there's a video he did a while back where he played the normal wii sports and played boxing until he beat Matt, he played Megalovania at some point then too so it's actually a recurring joke
I love how we saw John Golf being fleshed out. At first he was a food father who could give less of a rats ass for the tournament. Eventually he developed drinking habits after failing to make the hole numerous times. Turning him into a belligerent father who takes his anger out on his caddy instead of his son. Notice how he gave his son tequila to encourage rather than punish.
John Golf is a lousy golfer and a horrible partner. However, he is trying his best to be a good father.
TL;DR
John Golf is constantly a good father despite his drinking problems and anger issues
The boxing commentators are secretly vampires. Their initiation ritual involves capturing a freshly minted golf commentator and draining enough of their life force to leave them apathetic for life.
Trying to watch this past silent hours in my house is near on impossible. How am I supposed to contain my laughter as RT voices an entire cast of people surrounding the career of John Golf?!
john golf is amazing but my absolute favorite part of this video is at 8:57 when dan tries to do the toad voice, produces a noise like a dying congested goose, and then laughs for 10 straight seconds. perfection
ÆNNNGGGHHH
I hope I have a Dad as loving and respectful as John Golf
John Golf attacking random people is strangely soothing to listen to while writing
This has to be one of my favorite videos of yours, not only - but mostly - because of John Golf.
john golf really stole the show tbh. may he rest in wii
I’ve just got a mental image of John golf stumbling around the corse. Randomly pulling a bottle of whatever out taking a swig hitting his caddy and saying he took the shoot and to leave him be
Don't worry Dan, you can still play as Miis in Nintendo Switch Sports... as well as a squirrel. Don't ask.
I have never stimmed so hard in my life I don't think, seeing the second-ever RTGame video I ever watched get a sequel like this where he finally faces Matt in swordplay. Three years going strong. I wish RT a good recovery, and here's to Wii Sports Resort and the return of I Want Die in his natural habitat.
While I'm making a sappy comment, I guess I'll make it more sappy. I've watched RT's videos since 2018, and the Wii Music video was the first I ever saw. Clicking on that video was an accident- I thought it was made by someone I was already watching- but boy it's an accident I'll never regret. I have fond memories of hanging out in the Discord, and a particularly vivid memory of being in a Minecraft live-stream chat anxious about getting a flu shot (I hate needles) when I wrote a message about that and sent it, and RT saw it and said he was uneasy around needles too. That year, and for that year alone, I was rather calm getting my flu shot. I know it was just another person in the live chat to him, but to me, one of my best memories from 2019 (which was a very traumatic year for me). 2020 and 2021 were really rough years for me, too, what with losing my cat and covid lasting longer than we could ever imagine, and these videos helped me feel something in some moments where it was either I felt nothing or only despair. My mom loves this channel (she knows him as the funny Irish guy who made a plague), and honestly I wouldn't be where I am now without it. There's a lot of things I can attribute to making me who I am, but this is one of the smaller, but still oh-so-cherished ones.
Overall, thank you RT, and thank you to everyone in this community who's been kind and made great jokes in the chat and comments all these years.
wow this is so sappy and I've edited it like 8 times lmao
We thrive on sap here
sap
We all have to get the sap out of our systems sometimes. The murder and abuse can always wait a bit longer 💕
hell yeah!! thats amazing ❤️ very happy rts been such a comfort for you, hes been that for me too
hope we can get more wii sports resort sometime soon
4:06 reminds me of when one of my aunts came over and i was playing pacman party on the wii and my mom and aunt started talking about the traditional pacman game and i was like "you kno you can actually play it here right" and they were like "what really?" the amount of joy they had for the few half hour as they took turns playing it is just engrained my memory
oh thats so sweet i love that
Your golf commentary at 15:00 had me in tears. Absolutely needs to be animated!
RT, I hope you realise you have somehow managed to make a completely new character more meme worthy than I Want Die through the power of a drunken Irish Golfer called John Green. It writes itself mate.
17:38 "I'LL SHOW YOU POSITIVITY YOU WONDERFUL BOY"
“ILE REMIND YOU OF THIS COMMENT!”
The first video game I ever played. Dominated at bowling, and was significantly disappointed when I tried real life bowling
I remember fighting matt in my youth and actually having to use 100% of my brain for once
Wii sports has the Best memories
13:03 even when rt's playing a character it's still an abusive father
That fine
14:34 tournament announcer reviews the play-by-play of a typical John Golf hole
During the golf segment (specifically at11:30), I couldn’t stop laughing at how John Golf sounds like Roy Kent from Ted Lasso. He’s the golf version of the soccer star😂
You don't need Valentine dates, you only need Wii Sports
there's actually a secret where if you stay in the training section of the canoeing game, you can find ducklings around the map, and if you bring all of them back to their mother and then finish the race, you get a stamp
Oh God I've missed the miis so much
Honestly the real sport event in Golf is the "Audience ASMR knockout Speed-run" all the commentators seem to engage in.
I loved Wii sports resort. Last night I watched an iceberg video on it and I guess there's ways to unlock different things in each minigame. Like using a slipper in table tennis, or getting samurai armor for your mii or a purple sword in sword fighting.
Edit: love the Megalovania in the final boss of swordplay.
John Golf: the new legend of RT’s channel
1:57 and starring Matt Mii as Mace Windu.
They even gave him a purple sword come on.
8:58 the toad voice was so angelic even the captions say it’s music
Wii Sports Resort was the video that helped me find your channel, and I'm glad that you've decided to play it again. Hope you're doing well!
I don't know why but the visual Image of RT just getting flung across the bowling alley because he didn't let go of the bowling ball is just too funny to think about.
"...impressive, dislocation, of the shoulder..."
"Great shot!"
15:05 John Golf would be the guy to deliberately hit a ball into the grandstands at point blank with a Driver, and proceed to bludgeon the survivors with the remaining clubs in his bag.
I love everyone’s reaction to the reveal
Everyone:The Miis aren’t in the game,this is BS!
Me:But they are in the game.
Everyone:But they aren’t the default characters!
Me:Yeah. Cause it’s not called “Wii Switched Sports”.
to be fair, Miis are more like our conception of Nintendo's "default character customisation" for games that aren't tied into a specific series rather than being "a Wii thing", so it's not that surprising that people would make a big hoo-hah over Miis seemingly being replaced. It's still the system they use for profile pictures on the Switch (outside of the images of the characters from a few franchises), so...
Regardless, I'd probably still buy the game either way.
I haven't laughed this hard in a while. John Golf had me in tears
Finally... the sequel we've all been waiting for.
First, there was Magical John. Now, there’s John Golf. RT’s just making a pantheon of deranged Johns.
John Golf is my new favourite character in the RTGame cinematic universe lore.
did that guy with the yellow shirt do a spin attack to pick up the ball 9:03
He did, never seen that before
Swordplay
The one true game mode that can make you feel like your a cool swordsman taking on 20 guys on a bridge..
A timeless classic.
John Golf was the best part of this entire stream
I might be a bit late for this, but I might just blow your mind. When you play the island flyover game, hold B on the wii remote as you fly towards Maka Wuhu.
(If anyone sees this, nobody tell him about the secret)
Its nice to see someone play wii sports resort in a more low-key sense. The original video felt more satirical than it did a video actually appreciating the game, and that's definitely not a problem unique to RT. Most videos I see about Wii Sports Resort tend to fall into this trap, and while it far from ruins experience, it's a small thing that aways tends to rub me the wrong way just a bit.
Breaking News: International Golfer John Golf died during one of the biggest golfing competions he ever attended. It's been reported that as his caddy had said he's only a few strokes off from first place, to which John Golf aledgedly said "I'll show you a stroke!" Before collapsing on the floor and began to violently convulse. Ambulances rushed him to the hospital where he' been pronounced dead several hours later. Curiously his son, Twitch had stated that Mr. Golf wanted to be on a DNR despite no prior evidence before hand. An inside investigation has been launched yet no conclusive evidence has been found. More on the story at 8.
John Golf is now one of my favorite characters in the RTCU
I like how this turned into a John Golf interview for a good majority of the video. Fantastic stuff!
Edit: I now want a John Golf and family in the Sims. That would be amazing and hilarious!
The gunshot might just a small little revolver loaded with blanks fired as a starting pistol. I’ve seen that method used in some races.
The golf segment of this video had me ROLLING. John Golf is my new favorite thing ever
6:30 the reason we come back is probably stockholm syndrome
Flying around the two islands was always my favorite… we need more time to explore!!!
I like to think that, since John Golf's golf strokes and scenarios are exactly the same as I want die's, that I want die's canonical name is John Golf and that he does professional golf on the weekdays and becomes a Mario-esque jack-of-all-trades on Fridays, considering his old, drooping and senile looking face and hair
John Golf began as a world-weary, tired, tired golfer, and then became RT Dad character #27
John golf just a drunk Irish guy who plays golf and drinks excessive amounts of alcohol and drinks his sorrows away
It’s been nearly five years since RT has played this damn game
8:57 Toad just has severe constipation
I hope there’s a Miitopia 2 for the sole purpose of John Golf being there
Packaging this as a free game was so genius tbh
I miss aggressively hitting a bunch of miis with a sword in wii sports resort
"I'm confused but greatly entertained" is a great way to describe everyone's first experience with RT. I think my first video was the "Skyrim is a masterpiece" video and then a while later I found your Minecraft videos.
Island Flyover was amazing, but it took me legitimately years to find the last i at the secret beach
the wii was the first ever console i got to own and play, and with that, wii sports was the first true game i played. that game holds so much nostalgia for me its unreal, and i still love playing it just as much as i did as a kid. in fact, it's probably one of, if not, my favorite game of all time. swinging my controller and nunchuck around like a maniac is just way too fuckin fun to not love. i unfortunately no longer have a wii and havent been able to play in a while, but i hope that with the new entry into the series, ill be able to enjoy that experience once again - maybe even with friends this time around!
Please tell me the golfing bit is already animated by someone. Best part so far
The entire John Golf part just made me think of the old Outlaw Golf series. Great golf games where you can beat your caddy too :P
During the cycling part when he mentioned the lead pipe a wonderful thought crossed my mind: RT playing one of the Road Rash games. Those would be perfect for his chaotic energy!
John Golf made made laugh way harder then I should have. XD
Ah yes, my Childhood. Beating the shit out of Mii's with a plastic sword, flying head first into an active volcano with my plane, and seing how many people I could hit with arrows.
Those were the days
getting the notif "Hi i got covid" from twitch had to be simultaneously the saddest and funniest notification i ever got
You might be ok with candlepin bowling Dan, the ball is smaller, doesn't have holes, and you get 3 chances instead of 2
when i was a kid if i threw the bowling ball backwards my mom would turn off the wii. she hated when i did it so much that i wasnt allowed to play video games for the rest of the day.
I like how they gave the final swords boss a purple lightsaber instead of a red/blue one
9:27 - The New Viewer Song
Oh no
John Golf is my new favourite RTGame Cinematic Universe character
I love how you can see RTs hand movements with the bowling ball
I was able to revisit this when i went to my grandparents last.
Ma and dad gave them the wii, so I set it up and played with my grandparents! They're cracked at bowling
Watching this and faking nostalgia since I never played any Wii sports games like this really XD. Looks fun though
I really like this John Golf guy sounds like a really interesting guy to listen to at the bar.
This entire video has made me imagine a Crunchyroll original anime about golfers.
Anime girl dads who don't want to be there and everyone watching the anime doesn't know if they should be uncomfortable or entertained
I would love to see a RT taking Jonh Golf into the Sims universe....
“You want to play Mario Kart? Well, here’s the best one!” *Pizza Hut ad plays*
we need a petition for john golf to be made into a mii
I never laughed fuckin harder with the margaritas and thr toad impressions
Fun fact: Golf was never meant to be included in Wii Sports Resort. It was only added after a Freudian slip from Miyamoto, who mistakenly said it would be in the game.
The commentary on John Golf hunting his caddy made me laugh so hard I choked on my burger
“Battle of the mind over everything” proceeds to beat the shit out of his opponent at the speed of sound