Exactly "Although we weren't able to shatter that highest, hardest glass ceiling this time, thanks to you, it's got about 18 million cracks in it and the light is shining through like never before, filling us all with the hope and the sure knowledge that the path will be a little easier next time," Clinton said in 2008. We need open glass ceiling and vent of C02 gasses that killing our Nature, Trump is genius, same to C02 everyone must prepare food in kitchen with closed and sealed windows, yeah we will be woozy from C0 (carbon monoxide) poisoning but no C02 outside will escape.
I know this is 3 years old, but damn, the 4 videos of these are still relevant today. That Zoidberg bit was absolutely perfect. I'd love if Billy West would make more.
It would have been funny if they had zap dictating the letter to zoidburg. " don't forget to include that i would be the most healthiest president of all time" " but sir"( gif) " shut up gif" or go with zoidburg i wrote this letter that i need you to sign. zoidburg -" now let me just read this out loud first." Zoidburg, umm I'm gonna need the check to clear first this time.
"We have so many things that we have to do better, and cyber is one of them" At first I thought he'd accidentally put an actual Brannigan quote in there by mistake!
Trump: So, do I have your loyalty, men? Priebus: To the ends of the universe. Ryan: Ten hundred percent! Trump: That's not nearly loyal enough. I order you to sit around and drink beer until you're as loyal as Chris Christie here. Priebus: Yes, sir, sir! Chris Christie: Um, may I have a beer, sir? Zapp: No. You're loyal enough already.
Those filthy traditional Republicans, Mike. At least with Democrats you know where you stand. But those old-style Republican's with a heart full of . . . . Republicanism.
Yep. Sure does. Trump is a showman, so he doesn't care. He'll pop out with anything. Funny thing is, sometimes he will blurt out a truth that is quite refreshing, because no other politician would be honest enough to say it.
I love how even his doctor can't just say he's physically fit for the rigors of the presidency. He's "unequivocally the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency."
I've seen his golf game. I've seen Obama and Biden's games. Trump is far more physically fit and coordinated than either of them. Trump is bad at other things...so probably go there for complaints.
Not all of us. The people who voted him into office have no right to groan, and if they do, they will forever have to admit they were idiots for making the decision to vote for him.
Did God abandon us? Or did we abandon God? Either way, I've never felt more isolated. Or more certain that we are all fucked unless something changes, soon.
CJusticeHappen21 God does NOT abandon ANYONE. The USA abandoned God over 40 years ago. Just take care of your family and try to laugh about this particularly dark time in American history. At least medicine and tech is better than ever, and most people are at least somewhat literate now.
Fry! Just because you think you're a robot doesn't make you a robot. After all, I think I'm a doctor but that doesn't make me a doctor. These fancy clothes do!
I watched the previous three videos. I was laughing my ass off, but slowly as it sank in that these statements came from the current president of the United States I am finding it less funny. If I watch another one, I might cry.
Billy West is doing the work of all the god's in existence. XD And poor Kif just sounds like he desperately needs a drink. Congrats America, you put a literal cartoon character in the White House, and not the good kind either.
ToppaliniTube Ok. I based my statement off of something I read about him in an article. He refuses to drink because his brother suffered from alcohol abuse. Trump refused to follow his brother's example.
Why did West stop in 2016? The "GOOD" or should I say "JUICY" stuff he tweeted and said after he was elected. And now "I don't want to live on this planet anymore." -_-
I don't think these people care really? the president does not need to be honest, competent or intelligent , he just need to convince a lot of people that the others are worse than him
@@amilueur As far as I know, an illegal isn't voting at all, since they have no voter registration card. You know, since they are illegal and presumably keeping a low profile.
Seriously, these are hilarious, but the reactions from Kif weaken the impact. They're much funnier if you just let them hang out there without the reaction.
Based on how similar zap branigan and Trump are, I would not be surprised if zap was made because of Trump in the '90s in the back of their heads and didn't realize it till now.
trump is a real inspiration to me. before 2016 I didn't think I could ever make it in politics, but now... if trump could become president, I can too! Vote Me: 2024!
“If I take hair spray, and spray it in my apartment, which is all sealed” Oh... that actually explains a lot.
Exactly "Although we weren't able to shatter that highest, hardest glass ceiling this time, thanks to you, it's got about 18 million cracks in it and the light is shining through like never before, filling us all with the hope and the sure knowledge that the path will be a little easier next time," Clinton said in 2008.
We need open glass ceiling and vent of C02 gasses that killing our Nature, Trump is genius, same to C02 everyone must prepare food in kitchen with closed and sealed windows, yeah we will be woozy from C0 (carbon monoxide) poisoning but no C02 outside will escape.
If Futurama ever comes back they should elect Brannigan when Nixon’s term expires
And they could work some of these quotes (or futurised versions of them) into the show.
Honestly, I'd rather see Zapp run a Trump like campaign that fails horribly, before he dies horribly 🤤
A: Who said anything about it being my wildest fantasy? B: Who asked you loser? 😂
God I would love to see that!
Make American Branigan
not only did we elect Zap Brannigan, we elected _Cocaine_ Zap Brannigan
I know this is 3 years old, but damn, the 4 videos of these are still relevant today. That Zoidberg bit was absolutely perfect. I'd love if Billy West would make more.
I love that all of these were made before he was elected.
Zoidberg as Trump's doctor is just beautifull
And they both have the same competency.
WOP WOP WOP!
I'm pretty sure Zoidburg's actual first name is Harold.
RequiemPoete It’s John. John Fucking Zoidberg.
It would have been funny if they had zap dictating the letter to zoidburg. " don't forget to include that i would be the most healthiest president of all time" " but sir"( gif) " shut up gif" or go with zoidburg i wrote this letter that i need you to sign. zoidburg -" now let me just read this out loud first." Zoidburg, umm I'm gonna need the check to clear first this time.
Gator Shark08 it’s the best part, which is saying something
I love that Kif is just relentlessly sighing throughout the the whole thing.
The Zoidberg part is much more hilarious now than it ever was.
For West as Zoidberg aka Trump's "brillant" doctor Harold Bornstein, go to 3:43.
'effing hysterical.
I love how you can tell when it's Trump speaking because he can't help but complement and repeat words about himself
"Healthiest individual ever elected"? Theodore's ghost would like a word with you, Doctor.
Positive medical results are always good thing
MyKoira Even HIV?
Edit: No, for Trump ESPECIALLY HIV.
"We have so many things that we have to do better, and cyber is one of them"
At first I thought he'd accidentally put an actual Brannigan quote in there by mistake!
The character of Zapp Brannigan has aged like fine wine...
Of course because he is the President
Like fine champaggen
A match made in Champaggen.
A match made in the LOVE-NASIUM.
It sure is nice to get a dose of futurama these days.
Man of West Town I know right?
@@basedbattledroid3507 tþ6
say hello to the omicron variant
Have you heard of Zombie College? It has the same cast and writers.
The Zoidberg seal of health is just glorious!°
Trump: So, do I have your loyalty, men?
Priebus: To the ends of the universe.
Ryan: Ten hundred percent!
Trump: That's not nearly loyal enough. I order you to sit around and drink beer until you're as loyal as Chris Christie here.
Priebus: Yes, sir, sir!
Chris Christie: Um, may I have a beer, sir?
Zapp: No. You're loyal enough already.
Peter Panda my god, that was wonderful.
Bravo! Bravo.
Those filthy traditional Republicans, Mike. At least with Democrats you know where you stand. But those old-style Republican's with a heart full of . . . . Republicanism.
Peter Panda that was an amazing collection of sentences.
This shit writes itself
Yep. Sure does. Trump is a showman, so he doesn't care. He'll pop out with anything.
Funny thing is, sometimes he will blurt out a truth that is quite refreshing, because no other politician would be honest enough to say it.
@@serpentines6356 doesn't make for a very good president
@@wellshit9489 I care more about what a President actually does.
Biden is worse in my book, at least on several things.
@@serpentines6356 What did trump *Actually* do?
"My administration will not telegraph exact military plans to the enemy!"
*proceeds to give nuclear submarine locations*
Brandon Pack to be fair giving a location isn't giving plans, if anything it would be a distraction... plus we aren't currently at war.... yet
It is still a breach of Naval policy. You cant discuss Operations under a certain depth.
NirvanaFuckYes (currently in the longest war in american history since ummmmm bush?)
Apologism at it's finest, folks.
Well see, that's the problem. Everything is over Trump head.
This is so much funnier than any of the crap SNL or those late night shows puts out.
SNL has never been funny, except the Norm stuff I guess
I love how even his doctor can't just say he's physically fit for the rigors of the presidency. He's "unequivocally the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency."
he also has never used alcohol in his life
I've seen his golf game.
I've seen Obama and Biden's games.
Trump is far more physically fit and coordinated than either of them. Trump is bad at other things...so probably go there for complaints.
@@STho205 Pretty sure there were other presidents before Obama.
@STho205 Are you genuinely acting like golf is the benchmark of athletic ability?
The Zoidberg part made my day.
"I sent wave after wave of my own men at them"
~ Donald trump 3016
*January 6th 2021
@@dogwelder9699 painfully true
That would explain the 800k+ dead Republican voters from Covid.
Zoidberg. very low, very low.
WWWWWWWWWWWWWUB WUB WUB WUB
Make America Brann...igan.
and that what we did...sadly:(
If that was on a shirt I’d buy it!
How about Professor Farnsworth doing Bernie Sanders quotes?
A super brilliant scientist doing our most honorable politicians ideas? I’m in
@@DarthCaedus7 honourable but very misguided
Leela doing Clinton Quotes would work too.
@@DaDunge I want to see Hillary quotes by Mom.
@@matthewprather189 go to Venezuela if you think democratic socialism is a good thing lmfao
Why no more? There's a mountain of material at this point!
Yes sir. The prophet matt and apostle Billy need to preach the gospel of trump. Or I'll never speak to them again, whoop whoop whop whoop whoop
This is great, I’d also love to see Bush Quotes by Ralph Wiggum
1:34 is my favorite Kif response. "Ooooh god... tch... MOVEMENTS." The contempt in his voice when he says "movements" kills me every time.
OMG , Zap Brannigan is president
Itai Peer It's a sad day for the world.
sigh
Well, we're boned.
Trump* Brannigan
Well Matt is A 33rd mason
Thae sad part is that zapp actually sounds like him in the series.
The sad part is I would vote for him simply because Trump presidency is the most entertaining sitcom on TV since The Office
With the pending establishment of Space Force, the time has come for Part 5...
3:27 “You better elect me folks. I’ll never speak to you again.”
Me: I can live with it.
Omg what a scary threat whatever will we do...
I hope we get more of these soon
These videos are a bittersweet treasure
We are all Kif now.
Not all of us. The people who voted him into office have no right to groan, and if they do, they will forever have to admit they were idiots for making the decision to vote for him.
EmptyMan000 So accurate. We have a autistic, senile old man with a strange thing on his head. Should've gone with Burnie Sanders.
talking about the time me and your girlfriend went out? she hates you
The Sprawl 'cause from the looks of things we're both being fucked.
EmptyMan000 Fuck em!
Inspired as ever, although Zoidberg surely wouldn't know what half those conditions and procedures were! ;)
I love kif's sighs and moans after every idiotic line
When I travel I've been pretending to not be Earthican for the past few years.
Did God abandon us?
Or did we abandon God?
Either way, I've never felt more isolated.
Or more certain that we are all fucked unless something changes, soon.
CJusticeHappen21 maybe god hates usa more
CJusticeHappen21
God does NOT abandon ANYONE. The USA abandoned God over 40 years ago. Just take care of your family and try to laugh about this particularly dark time in American history. At least medicine and tech is better than ever, and most people are at least somewhat literate now.
#GIANTANSTEROID2020
"Just fucking end it"
Zoidberg?! Why would he hire that crazy lobster as his physician?
All Trump needs to do is give Zoidberg half eaten sandwiches to say whatever he wants him to say. Don't really need him to actually do doctor stuff.
no mention of the medical condition that kept trump out of Vietnam...
Because Trump believes in crackpots rather than actual professionals.
@@seanpeacock4290 You mean the one he had faked?
Was the "shush shush" just Billy West ad-libbing or... oh God never mind, I don't want to know if that part was a quote >_
Four of these quote readings, but not a single mention of the lines from the bus tape. Even Zapp Brannigan has standards.
low hanging fruit
Fry! Just because you think you're a robot doesn't make you a robot. After all, I think I'm a doctor but that doesn't make me a doctor. These fancy clothes do!
To bring this back, it was basically recently confirmed that Trump wrote the doctor note and not the doctor himself. Change good ole zoidberg to zap
I watched the previous three videos. I was laughing my ass off, but slowly as it sank in that these statements came from the current president of the United States I am finding it less funny. If I watch another one, I might cry.
Same here.
I remember laughing at these and thinking "I'm so glad that I'm not an American", but now we're fucked over here too
Love the Kiff additions
These are out of character for Brannigan. Trump is actually worse.
You could do this over and over and over and never run out of stupid quotes.
This country is sooo fucked...
Billy West is doing the work of all the god's in existence. XD
And poor Kif just sounds like he desperately needs a drink.
Congrats America, you put a literal cartoon character in the White House, and not the good kind either.
As a side note, I'm a bit stunned that Trump is stated to never use alcohol. How does he get by socially? Nearly everyone drinks at social occasions.
I'm pretty sure that anyone around him drinks heavily
Yeah, anyone around him would put his money to use and get sloshed to put up with his attitude.
ToppaliniTube Ok. I based my statement off of something I read about him in an article. He refuses to drink because his brother suffered from alcohol abuse. Trump refused to follow his brother's example.
I don't drink.
But then again I'm not very social either
Trump is very confident, so what does he need alcohol for?
Zoidberg as Trump's Doctor somehow has more credibility then his actual Doctor at the time.
Can we all agree that a zap braingann talk show would be Amazing?
doctor zoidberg fits so well
omg i love kip's cringing after each quote
*kif
Livia Ginsler it totally makes it
0:35 If only his appartment had been all sealed back then!
Why did it take so long for me to see this? Lmfao
After three years, Trump hasn't gotten better.
He's gotten worse if anything...
Why did West stop in 2016? The "GOOD" or should I say "JUICY" stuff he tweeted and said after he was elected.
And now "I don't want to live on this planet anymore." -_-
"I love the poorly educated!"
They need Hillary Clinton in moms voice. They could probably correlate all modern politicians on animated voices XD the endless possibilities
Bernie as prof. Farnsworth
I am still stunned how anyone could have listened to these quotes read like this and Trump still got into office.
Hillary had more skeletons in the closet than Halloweentown's last gay pride parade.
I don't think these people care really? the president does not need to be honest, competent or intelligent , he just need to convince a lot of people that the others are worse than him
@Maintenance Renegade I didn't know Russians were allowed to vote in US primaries. You learn something new every day.
@@RansomeStoddard That's a two-way street, though. Do illegals not vote Democrat anymore?
@@amilueur As far as I know, an illegal isn't voting at all, since they have no voter registration card. You know, since they are illegal and presumably keeping a low profile.
Seriously, these are hilarious, but the reactions from Kif weaken the impact. They're much funnier if you just let them hang out there without the reaction.
And Kiff is the PERFECT touch
Can we have another one of these?
This was such a good impersonation that I thought it was actually from the show for like a solid 5 minutes.
It isn't an 'impersonation', since it is being done by the guy who voiced him on the show.
Based on how similar zap branigan and Trump are, I would not be surprised if zap was made because of Trump in the '90s in the back of their heads and didn't realize it till now.
Zapp brannigan is basically if a younger trump was launched back in time and was cast as Kirk instead of Shatner.
We need this series back
You couldn't be more right, friend.
It will be on Hulu.
PLEASE MAKE MORE!!!!
Uncanny resemblance, and hilarious! XD
Some of these are too dumb even for Zapp.
I agree.
Liberal baby.
They're perfect. It's almost as if he got his speeches from the show's writers these lines are so on point.
We need more to make this pandemic go by faster.
Best part is it's actually Maurice LaMarche doing new sighs.
Need more of these
The exasperated Kif after every line makes these ten times better.
Please, kiff sighing was funny at first but doing it constantly ruins the comedic pace.
The Kif sighs are just... *chefs kiss
The big twist no one expected is that Trump is the parody of Zapp. Not the other way around.
This is the darkest timeline
trump is a real inspiration to me. before 2016 I didn't think I could ever make it in politics, but now...
if trump could become president, I can too! Vote Me: 2024!
If he can do it, anyone can.
Thank for the Kif sighs.
Those videos make Donald Trump's quotes so much more bearable to listen.
I musta missed this episode..
Can you call it quotemining if it's like this all the way to the topsoil?
Oh God... this was all before he was elected. The poor fools making this video, they had no idea what was about to happen.
Using Zoidberg for Bornstein was genius 😂
I think Kip is kinda like Mike Pence.
I love how Zapp Brannigan is President now
i could actually see zap saying these lines in the show
Fuck sake... the first one could be put in fururama and no one would fucking notice!
Too much Kif. Loses the impact, plus really...the comments stand on their own.
Branningan's Law is like Branningan's love: hard and fast.
2:43 hits very different now...
I wish Trump had a Kiff to try and snicker-moderate
We were so young and innocent back then...
I just realized that all these videos were made before Trump was even elected.
Never had surgery. So, how did he fix his bone spurs?
The Kiff sighs after literally every line ruin it.
2:44 Really hits different now
In what way?
@@johnmartinez7440 He talks about the anarchy that would come if he wasn't elected. Long before Jan 6, 2021
Why is it that Trump would be perfect as a regular family guy character